This should have just been a tv show. It's way too short even for a telltale game, and the romance came a little too fast.
>>724496129>came a little too fastThat's what she said
>>724496129>short and cums too fasthaha thats you
she's too horny
I'd also cum fast if I was with her.
He's literally me.
Any 1% gamers?
Catbox the videos, I aint playing this shit.
bruh, you barely even know invisigal or blonde blazer to be hooking them up.
>>724498275uh, I had 27% there
>not using a vibrating dildo she ordered from amazon that's at least 10 inchesfake
>>724497556Or maybe she's not horny enough...
>Walmart Karlach vs. Punch Manlet will be the next choice for firing>Invisiwhore will let it slip that she wants the Mecha Dick>Team will accuse you of nepotism and using your manager powers to fuck>You will be suspended/put on administrative leave>The member you fired will become a villain and attack you>Chase + another determinant member will die trying to protect you>the other guy you didn't pick will begrudgingly join when you come back, only this time they hate your guts>Final episode will end with some bullshit scenario that will make you choose between sacrificing the Mecha Man suit and saving the chosen love interest>also I guess the team members' stats will play out here or something>Season 2 cliffhanger where everything goes to status quo>Alternatively, Robert dies in Season 1 and we play as his protege in Season 2: WaterboyHow'd I do?
>>724498279>>>/vg/544538980
>>724496129>what can't get aired on netflix because of its quality now gets dumped in steam as either a telltale "game" or some FMV trashgrim
>>724496129Is this another game with an obsession with romance like BG3?
>Coupe locking my boy Sonar upNegress getting ejected fast
>>724496129>came a little too fast.i like me some multiorgasmic invisibitches
>>724496129>piercing
>>724496129It was a tv show. You dipshits are paying essentially 30 dollars to watch a streaming TV show that isnt even fully released. They got all you ponies
>>724496129Whoa whoa whoa, is this in the real game?
Wait, there's a tomboy sex scene in this thing?I may need support this
>>724502972>payingI didn't pay shit
Friendly reminder there were anons in last week's Dispatch threads guaranteeing you there would be no tits because the game is heckin mean to le chuddies.
>>724496129I came to this.
>>724503353She got naked? Anybody got the vid?
>>724503353People have been bold face lying about this game from the start. Like saying BB wouldn't actually have a romance or would be a s villain.
>>724503685It's in the thread
>>724498275You're a better man than me.
>>724502839oh, so girls with earrings disgust you too?
The suit isn't what makes Robert a hero, anons.
AAAAAAAND NEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWKWABOTY!!!
>Phenomaman cant have sex because his alien genitals arent compatibleBLONDE BLAZAR IS A VIRGIN
>>724503895
>>724496129how old is she?
>Took too long to make a speech and the demon bitch made fun of me.>kek this is funny, let me try again>Press the answer as soon as it comes up>"Got there in the end"YOURCHOICESMATTER
>>72450407627
>>724504120>>724504126She needs a baby inside her ASAP
>>724496129so fucking funny to see anyone expecting anything from telltale in this day and age.
Royd is shroud
>>724497556extremely gay thing to post anon
>>724504008I did not realize her tits were that big when I was ogling at her clothed.
>>724504093>Donut scene>regardless which one you pick, Rob starts sarcastically talking about how he loves to shove them up his ass
>>724503767
Is this actually good?
>>724503863>oh, so girls with earrings disgust you too?>trannies when you tell them you like anal but only if it's with an actual woman
>>724496129Boring as shit 1 dimensional character
>>724504375no we're just talking about it cause we got nothing better to doin other words, go play it yourself retard
>>724504120>>724504126Expired. BB on the other hand? How old is she?
>>724504375We are hitting bump limit, making new threads, and discussing the actual game. What does that tell you?
>>724504424>trannies out of nowhereI pray one day your brain rot will be clensed
>Playing the first of the new episodes>Shift is over>Talking after shift is over>mfw another fucking shift startsThis is exactly what I was begging for last week. Holy based. This game really knows how to please me. Episode 3 is well on its way of being my favorite episode so far.
>>724500270>tomboy tittiesI will now buy your game.
So we fuck the tomgirl this episode?
>>724496129Can you guys go to /co/ with this shit? Its not a video game
>shitty harem>but westernWhat kind of losers even play this lol
>>724504558who can say
>>724504542lol same
>>724504506>achievements that makes you look like a faggot in front of your steam friends
>Because I gave Golem a timeout, he's pissy and refuses to do shit.Soulful. Actual reactivity in Telltale games.
>>724504453older
>>724503863Are you retarded?
>>724504661>steam friends
>>724500270Fucking insanely hot. Literally buying the game now.
>>724504671the second option has you throw a chair at himthe way it's worded i thought it meant offer him a seat, even if he is too big to sit
>>724504671>Because I gave Golem a timeoutWeak bitch
Why did they give her a nose ring, post the credits for the game. Why do women think nose rings are attractive at all.
>>724504796lmaoLiterally just redid the "Glass him" bitAlright, nevermind then, I guess he's pissy either ways
>>724503170It's a dream, but it's her dream, so wants you badly
>[GIVE HIM A CHAIR]>expect the option to be Rob shrugging it off and handing Golem a chair since you know, the other option was kicking him out of the fucking room>Rob smashes him with the chairWhat's even the point of choices if both of them are being pissed at Golem?
What i get from this game is that they should give Robert a small army of autonomous mecha suits, and it will solve all super-related crime
I cut Sonar. I feel like shit. Is this what HR people do every day? Fuck I feel like a monster.
>>724503170>>724503598>>724503685>>724503142>>724504558>he doesn't know
>>724505008He actually respects that Robert does that and laughs about it later.
Where is the clip of invisigal
>>724505025>I cut SonarThere is literally no brain in your team without Sonar
>>724505008Meanwhile for me it's the opposite. I told him to fuck off but if I knew I'd just throw a chair at his big dumb face, I'd pick that intead.In this case it's clearly the joke, though. Intentional Glass Him moment.
Nude tits in Wolf Among UsNude tits in DispatchOh yeah.
>>724505031Holy FUCK. With sound NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
>>724505008The chair, give him the chair
>>724505031GOD HELP ME
>>724505031Is this the first time Laura Bailey has voice acted out sex?
>>724505031bro you gotta teach me your webm wizardry I can't get a video this long at this low sizeinb4 you didn't make it
>>724505031What a whore. can't believe I pick her over virgin Blonde Blazer but I'd pick her again
>>724505105"Hey, the writing might be shit, but at least there's naked women. There's no other way to see that in on the internet."
>>724505031
>>724504461hmmsounds like you need a /vg/ general, this isn't /v/ appropriate discussion.
>>724505031>she dreams about you going down on herno way my boy Robert is going anywhere near that rotten meat with his face
>Robert literally sleeps in a green plastic patio chair Fuck is wrong with this nigga
>>724505089By this point you can spec someone into int. Prism or Demon woman. I cut Coop because I like Sonar's shape-shifting thing and because her only advantage is mobility and everyone has mobility.
FYI that is a dream sequence with Invisigal.
>>724505263The nice thing is that it's actually HER dreaming about Rob rearranging her guts.
>>724505263Yeah no shit we know. She is literally dreaming about Robert fucking her brains out rent free.
>>724505191Are you complaining about boobs?Sounds like you're complaining about boobs.Stop doing that, you fucking faggot.
>>724505031>straight up porn in a videogame
>>724505263>implying we dont get with the real deal and more handholding vanilla later
>>724505008>What's even the point of choices if both of them are being pissed at Golem?Golem doesn't get angry at you if you 'give him a chair'. If you kick him out of the room he then refuses to work
>>724505245He's not yet 30, so his body can withstand it
This will make /v/ LOVE the nose ring
>>724505031>Invisigal turning invisible while cumming
>>724505360>handholdingCalm down
>>724505171Nope, a lot of old school VAs actually did hentai before making it big.Jennifer HaleNolan NorthTroy BakerGrant GeorgeJust to name a few
Funny how v always complains about women being whores but when a cute tomboy does it, then it’s ok while the confirmed not sex having BB doesn’t get any love
Royd is based for fixing up Robert's suit and keeping his secret.
>>724505345not been paying attention the past decade have you
Holy shit. I take back the mean things I said about Coop for failing the sabotage skill checks. I kneel. Literally my Number 1 now. Gonna work this bad bitch to the bone.
>>724505031Oh snap
>>724505031smol pp has evolved into big pp
>>724505470It's okay if the whore is into you.
I fucked up episode 4 like you wouldn't believe. Not like there are any consequences.Can't believe the game made me choose between having to fire two actually useful heroes, when Flambe is literally right there.
>tfw "lesbians getting dicked" hits your Vi
>>724505520Also, I don't know why Invisigal is going out of her way to refuse to do any task I ask of her, but it's fucking annoying. I sat Golem out on timeout and the guy is doing more for me than Invisigal.Maybe it's cause I snitched on her last episode.
>>724505171Nah, I think Catherine moaned once while riding Vincent.
>>724505553>He didn't work the guy that can reach 10 combat and 10 mobility to the boneInsane
>>724505031wtf Americans made this?
are the hacking minigames impossible in these episodes?fucking rage inducing garbage
>>724505520so is there actual gameplay in this or is it just telltale shit
>>724496129>All playthrough videos have Balze Blonde tit censoredCan I see that nip aerola?
>>724505263Holy fuck, that just makes it hotter
>>724505263I bet you the actual sex scene will be a disaster
>>724505470>/v/ has shit tasteWow, surprising.Though, in fairness, it looks like 2/3 of players decided to go to the movies with invisigal, and 1/3, being those with taste, having dinner with BB.
>>724505520This game is probably the most replayable Telltale style game ever because I am already thinking of a lot of different power and synergies I could have been working on this whole time.
>>724496129>the side-eye Invisigal gives you during the movie date
>>724505171Nope.
>>724505074Hello sar
>>724505031What does this feel like /v/?
>>724505031holy sex
>>724505693there is a common ground with right wing gooners and left wing gooners
>>724505652He's an unreliable, pyromaniac bully who sets fires in the city just because. Sonar doesn't create drama, Coop is almost professional compared to the other dregs.
>>724505762Actual sex she is going to use her powers
>>724505805Through dick, unity
>>724505709No? They are tricky. These are logic puzzles. You can't outrun anti virus nod you basically have to trap it.
>>724505623>Maybe it's cause I snitched on her last episode.I didn't snitch on her and haven't seen any mention of it in these chapters.
>>724505730Extremely solid management style mini-game. I say mini-game cause the majority of it is still Telltale style dialogue, but the game juggles the two and has them affect one another very well and the gameplay is genuinely satisfying if you're into these kinds of strategy games.
>>724505470she's having a dream about getting fucked by you, the MC
>>724505470/v/'s fetish for brown tomboys pretty much makes any discussion about Invisigal impossible because it's all going to be biased.
>>724505360>handholdingNobody told me it would be this kind of game!
>>724505031What's so special about this shitty cinematic softcore shit?
>>724505854Not him but I snitched on her and Flambee said "What, you gonna snitch on me" when I told him to stop bullying Waterboy, but it was so low key that it felt like it could have very well been his line regardless of what you did.
>>724505730There is, gameplay is actually pretty fun.You're a dispatcher. You get calls for help and you send out superheros from your roster. Different calls require different types of skills. Heroes lvl up on successful completion, etc.
>>724500270FUCK
>>724505520bat man has the same thing, but only in his human form
>>724505326>How can you not pick this gem of a girl?It's impossible.
>thought I was going to hate Phenomeman with the episode 2 cliffhanger >feel bad for him in episode 4What gives
>>724505520what the fuck i got some bullshit with sonar that only works half the timethey should let you preview which abilities you can get
>>724505946Can I make them all fuck up or get killed?
>>724505862>>724505946okay I guess I'll play it when it fully releases thanks
>>724506018he's just a sad autist who suffered at the hands of the games of women
>>724505031>nose ringSafe horny woke shit
>>724504896I dunno, he didn't get pissy at me, I glassed him with the chair
>>724505623I snitched on her, and she was behaving well.
>>724506018He's a good boy and didn't really deserve a broken heart
>>724505938I didn't snitch and he still said it so yeah, fake reactivity
>>724505171I can't prove it but definitely not. A lot of VAs got their start dubbing porn. Some voice actors are more open about it than others. IIRC Michelle Ruff got mad one time when asked if she used to dub hentai lmaoFor example the english dub for Viper GTS is fun.
>>724506018It's called a bait and switch. It makes you think he'll be a rival, but he's just a genuinely good guy who gets dumped.
>>724506020All the systems in the Dispatch mode are designed around forced replayability. I'm not complaining.
>>724504546On top of that gameplay massively helps narrative, sabotage was funny as shit
How would Deku fare in the Dispatch Universe? How long would it take him to be the #1 hero? And who would be in his harem?
>>724506030It's a movie game anon, if there's going to be someone killed, it's going into a cutscene, not a gameplay segmentYou do get to pick between two heroes to kick out of the roster at the end of episode 3 and you pick a replacement between 2 heroes in episode 4
My FRAUKIN HERO
>>724505931Can you provide something equally sensual in the same genre or market? >>724505520Flambae has a funny one. That is high risk high reward. You can give him the streak power that maxes his stats after 2 successes and turns off his cooldown but if he fails ones it's all set to 1.
>>724505394Superheroes fucking and their powers flaring up during sex is kinoUnless she's a fire or ice bitch and she either melts or freezes your dick or tongue
Why the fuck we got to see goatse? Wtf
>>724505951I didn't notice the lip bite.Goddamn.
>>724506156depends, is it before or after BB breaks up with the alien god
>>724505031Boobs too big
>>724506169I meant the civilians
Last week anons here were bragging about how they managed to go flawless on Episode 2.Anyone managed that on the second half of Episode 3? Post a screenshot and brag about it, cause this shit is ramping up, lads.
Is this shit even a game? From the name I thought it was gonna be some sort of large scope management thing.
>>724505931It's the correctional aspect of it. If you've seen the abuse WEBMs you would understand, even without playing the game
>>724505951Need invisigal gf
>>724506173What's he like in the field? I picked my bro Roy Mustang, gotta respect the fuhrer
>>724505031CUMMING
>>724506216They are absolutely perfect size.
>>724506156I feel like there would actually be a lot of people who dislike him, he is TOO nice, he'd have a big following but wouldn't be considered the "number 1 hero"
>>724505031invisibitch for me
>>724506276Look at the post above yours.
>"did I wear a condom?" In response to Invisigal saying she had a wet dream about Robert fucking herBased
>>724506276>>724506251
>>724505031i do not get the thumb in mouth shit
>Okay guys, you'll all be watched and evaluated and one of you is getting cut from the team at the end of this shift>Everyone starts tripping over their dicks to sabotage each other despite knowing they're being watched and evaluatedAre they retarded?
>>724505709only that weird one with all question marks and you just have to make random guesses, seriously what the fuck was that
So are Coupe and the demon bitch fuckable?
>>724506276It's a 2 girl dating sim by the Telltale devs with each scene broken up with a management minigame that is affected by the choices you make in the dating sim and a hacking minigame thrown on top
>the hero right above Flambae is Big ChungusWhat is his power?
>>724506317>>724506319Sick score screen, show me some fucking gameplay instead of cutscenes. This is Stellar Blade all over again.
>>724506351they're villains
>>724497556god I love this genre of woman
>>724506342>he doesn't get "the thumb in mouth shit"
>>724503863Septum piercing is basically sign of low impulse control. If woman has one, you avoid her at all costs. Simple as.
>>724506351Yes, none of them even understand the concept of a job.
>episodes are 40 mins long>of which 30 is the stupid dispatch/hacking minigamechrist what the fuck are they doing, characters are literally cartoonish cutouts but le edgy
>goes on and on about being a bad bitch constantly>in her wet dream she's sucking on Bob Bobson's thumb like a good girlInvisiwife
>>724506393triggering women
>>724506342It's a sub/dominance thing. Some girls like it some don't
>>724506351>former villains doing villain things
>>724506351People who already had their backs against the wall aren't going to respond well when they find out they are already against the wall.
>>724506229Heroes can fail missions, but the outcome of those failures depend.There are missions where you send them out to diffuse bombs, but I didn't fail those.In any case don't expect gameplay and story section to be connected much.
>>724506156he'd be a dispatcher at best
>>724506351>Are they retarded?Quite literally, yeah. They're villains, they don't know better and they've never been on a team that wasn't full of redshirt goons and idiotic masterminds
>>724506393Remember that guy that absorbed Robert in episode 1? He's like that.
>>724506376No. The bat fucks demon bitch, and the coop is in cahoots with the midget.
>>724506462classic all bark no bite
>>724503863Normal earrings as long as they aren't obnoxiously dumb big ones? sure.Nose ones. Fuck no. What are you a fucking cow?
So if you fire Coop, the midge gets mad at you (but doesn't do anything, at least so far). What about the bat?
>>724506156He would either be Waterboy at worst or a dispatcher at best.
>>724506546Demon girl is a dyke, her and Charlie are roommates
>>724506416Source on tomboy art?
>>724506462Invisigal claims to be the "peg-er" but her dreams show what she really desires.
>>724506514True, to have him be a hero you'd also need All Might to be present in the same universe, he'd be a pretty good dispatcher though
>>724506589i fired the bat and immensely regretted it because i had nobody to make up for the social checks
>>724506342it's a lack of self respect thing
>>724506351not as retarded as Blonde Bitch for not foreseeing this reaction
>>724506342It's both very submissive and looks like a blowjob.
>>724506342I think it's hot. I can't explain it tho.
>>724506636What about Nicki Minaj?
>>724506589Karlach gets mad at you. She and Sonar are friends.
>>724506396Look it up on youtube, you lazy faggot
>>724506589Malevola gets pissy and logs out halfway through the first dispatch
By law every group needs the drug addict cryptobro.It does not need the annoying negress, especially the annoying edgy kind.
>>724506589>but doesn't do anythingHe leaves early in the first round, leaving you with 5 people. I'm assuming the demon woman does the same if you fire Sonar.
>>724496129>>724500270chat is this real? is this a game with female nudity, heterosexual female nudity at that, and the chick is hot?
are there multiple saves
>>724506642Kill yourself nigger
>>724506636Prism for Charisma and Intellect, level up Coop to help with the latter
>>724506442This is my biggest gripe with the game. It's just too shortAlso, we are half way to the end and our main villain is nowhere to be seen. It's going to be very much rushed.
I hate Moistcritikal but I like the bat. He's funny.
>>724506589So is the midget fucking Coupe? If so why doesn't he leave as well.
Can I get TLDR on blonde bimbo and the tan tomboy bitch?
>>724506714The day was going so fine, I didn't even notice him being missing. It felt like he left like 10 minutes early.>>724506728At first I've thought that this is like those tv shows where guys flop their dicks in front of the camera, but God forbid a female nipple is in the frame. Clearly, times are a-changing.
>>724506728she has short hair so its obviously woke slop. might as well be fucking a guy at that point
>>724506173HE is going to be THE STRONGEST HERO by the end
>>724505693He only ate her out like a bitch, so they let it slide.
I like that this world is both realistic and mundane instead of gritty and cynical. Really want more hope pilled content
>>724506728Gaming is healing. This game being popular and well received while wokeshit flops is a very good sign
>>724506775He's not that bad voicing him. Alanah Pearce also improved compared to how she sounded in Cyberpunk.I find the Irish midget annoying to listen to though.
>>724506276>UHHHHHHH IS THIS SHIT EVEN A GAEM HDHDDHHDYYYYYYYYYYYdfd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Getting real tired of you bitches and your constant same question every time. Find out shit on your own or get out. It ain't difficult, you fucking faggot.
>>724506753Nothing wrong with swarthy middle-aged Japanese men, anon.
>>724506789Because he is part of rehabilitation program
>>724506156Cringe
>>724506802>tomboySelfish bad girl, who's begging to get fixed. Tsundere. A lot of the story so far has her front and center.>blonde bimboI'll let someone else answer, apparently there's a twist regarding her.
>>724506342Anon its okay to just say you're gay
>>724506860I was describing this game to a friend who also doesn't like capeshit like me, and I described it as a less cynical The Boys/Invincible. Where it's an earnest capeshit story about people who want to do good, but with characters that have actual flaws.
>>724506802Corporate dork with a heart of gold who likes romantic dinners.Fiery tomboy who wants to drain your balls in the company bathroom.
>>724506294literally his first call out he instantly killed the demon woman with a puddle by accident so hes pretty based
>>724506802Blonde bimbo is a corporate honeypot dating an autistic omniman and invisibitch is a brash, yet straightforward tomboy who secretly wants to get dominated by (you)
Nobody in the team outside Invisgal has anything noteworthy about them. Needs more time to hang out with them.
>>724504896It is a term that people in the UK, Ireland, and Australia understood just fine what it meant and that you were about to smash it over his head.There is zero chance anyone in the world understands what [give him a chair] is going to do. It is unironically worse than [glass him]
>>724506294He's got a pretty shit stat line with a bunch of 1's and 2s. Clearly intended for you to build him how you want if he lasts long-term. Has a few missions he gets a bonus on like the Kaiju one, he can activate the same bonus choice Golem gets.His puddles can also fuck over the team
>>724506589Instead of getting porn on your computer you get sent an audio screamer of batfaggot REEEEEEEEEEEing at you.
>>724505591it has to be intentional
>>724496129Can't explain it: I can just FEEL the ending(s) to this game are going to completely shit the bed.
>>724506976Who wants you to drain your balls into her*
>>724505520>Gonna work this bad bitch to the bone.If only..
>>724505778Oh man I managed to forget that
>>724506943ugh yea im so straight thumbs get me so hard
>humiliation ritual Also, you know, for a fact, invisigirl is watching this from the corner.
>>724507031I want a Flambae broship in the worst way.
>>724506173i liked the scene at the end of the episode (if you pick him) where robert gives him a pep-talkfelt like the most genuinely heroic thing I've done all game
>>724505031Is… is gaming finally healing? And the cure has come from ex-Telltale staff of all people.
Just realized Invisgal took one of the Robert-Goatse pictures (probably to masturbate to) from the printer.
Honestly, involving oneself with Blazer may be a mistake but this will be my mistake. And Robert seems chill enough not to get too attached.
>>724507075considering we're halfway through the episodes and it feels like we're barely at episode 2 of a telltale game... yeah.
>>724496129>flambe basically admits to starting fires that he then stops to pad out his stats>robert keeps saying he's not picking who gets cut based on their stats>actually you can't cut the obvious fraud who nobody likes and you're forced to cut one of the two hard working people tied in last placeepic, I thought I was the leader of the Z-team, BB
>even the devs are rooting for her
>>724506156>attack: 10>guard: 1>int: 1>charisma: 1>mobility: 1>quick: guaranteed success on attack missions, but requires immediate hospitalization afterwards and is out until the end of the shift
If you had invisibility powers who would you stalk?
>>724507093I actually really like this dude. I genuinely thought he was going down like another fucking Homelander type character, but he is just a weird autistic alien who wants to bond with people and be understood.
>>724507075Well good thing it's episodic then, two more weeks of fun until then
>>724506462Aw yiss.
>>724507075Don't fucking say that shit, Spider-Man. I'm enjoying this. Go beat up Electro or something instead of spewing your bad mojo around here.
>>724507031judging from the next chapter's splash screen in-game you're going to go to a bar with the team
>>724507105Robert gives a pep talk to Phenomaman in the Pman route too.
>>724507204Roland Drumpf. Probably suffocate him in his sleep.
>>724507204Schizos for shits and gigs
>>724507075we're gonna have a sudden stop like hitting a wall on a highwayshit will be nasty, or sequel baitno other way
Would you guys suck the blue alien woman's tentacle clit from the office introduction?
>>724506976>>724507026So either way, you're the one who is being fucked. Got it.
>>724507178The WHAT?
>>724507157They had Catwoman romance in Batman.And I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. I liked the "funny" dread nigger paired with Clem.
>>724507191This actually made me mad.
>>724507178>Invisigal would 100% rim Robert's assholeKnew she was a /v/irgin.
>>724506802The tomboy is videl tsundere and the blonde bimbo is momo yaoyorozu
>>724507031I feel like that's going to be my main issue with this game. Shit like this you should be able to hang out with your team off duty doing whatever, but because of the nature of the game you likely won't hang around any of them one on one outside of Invisigal.
>>724507284Someday there will be a cure for TDS. I will pray for your soul.
>this game has actual sex and nudityAnd when I asked about this last thread, you fucks laughed me off.But nevertheless, I am now interested.
>>724507329A women after my own heart (and ass)
>>724507192Tbh this scene WAS great desu. It was so in character and Invisigal is adorable in it. When they both started bonding over shitty movie quotes I had a smile. God I am so lonely
>>724496129I have brown girl propaganda fatigue
>>724505343>Are you complaining about boobs?I am saying that there are bigger issues, and if you want boobs, there's the internet. Are you intentionally misunderstanding what I wrote so you feel that you have a reason to complain?
>>724507192She's obviously writer's favorite
>>724507404hey, at least the other option is white
>>724507308People saying Blonde Blazer has a dark secret are propagandists. We already got the big reveal for her and it was literally just her hair color being fake.
>>724507387We literally memed about Invisigal going invisible during sex and she did just that unironically. That is dangerously based. Finally, a game for us.
>>724507416>blah blah blah i'm a faggot i'm a faggotWe like boobs on this website.You should probably vamoose out of here, muchacho.
Courtney Robertson or Mandy Robertson?
>>724507440But you risk entire world to get burned by discount Omniman.
>>724507075What kind of stupid twist would ruin the story for you?
>>724507204Invisigal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLF5ZbaPfss
>>724507398>Tbh this scene WAS great desuIt's fucking cringe that Robert unironically hits her "we are all apes on a rock flying through cosmos, Invisi Morty, nothing matters... bruph"
I want to fuck the bitch out of Prism.
>we'll get to socialize with the rest of the team next EpisodeCan't wait
>>724505172I'm trying to make more, but all the videos I found on youtube have logos or are censored, its really annoying. I don't know where else to look for a full playthrough
>>724497556why is he looking at me
>>724507460The actual big reveal is that she's a virgin so time to wife that up
>Invisigirl blatantly admits she can spy on Robert whenever she wants.>Prints photos of his naked body on the office printer which he likely didn't realize was taken.Can't wait for the 11th hour break of trust when it comes out she's secretly been spying on Robert for Shroud but now the choice on if she becomes le evil or stays good comes down to how you've treated her up until this point and if you think it's a deal breaker or not
>48% of players chose PhenomamanIs this bugged? No fucking way more than half the playerbase chose watercuck
>>724507541My Robert never said these things
>>724507520Besides we already know the twist from the leaks
>>724507510Not even taking into account how much superior Invisigal is compared to Blonde Blazer; Courtney Robertson just sounds better than Mandy Robertson.
>>724500576>competent white male main character>attractive female love interestsno shit it wasn't allowed on netflix
>>724507551Kinda weird to do this after having you kick someone out.
Wait, the Sonar vs Coop stuff was an actual choice that mattered? I was honestly 100% positive the entire time I was considering it that it was only for roleplaying purposes and that the game was just gonna back out at the end and have it be a fake out. Even now, I expect it to converge back eventually before the end of the game. Well, anyway, I actually did level up Sonar pretty nicely, letting him be a good mobile talker and fighter that switches back and forth, and even gave him flying lessons, but Coop's ability I taught her that lets her reroll shit is just too awesome to pass up. Sorry, Sonar. Your voice acting and character is funny and everything, but I'm here to game. Cya, I guess. The devil bitch is probably gonna be pissed, though. But then again the midget would be pissed too if I sacked coop.
Why is she so fucking cute?
>>724506992>>724507046Gotta replay the game just for the waterboy
I am sorry did I do something wrong? What did the other 99% do?
>>724507620It's going to come to light when she breaks out of invisibility to save him or something. Calling it.
>>724507637He says the variation of this in 2 out of 3 choices.
>>724507629Phenomaman is like retarded Nolan, I love him. Actually using him was tough so far.
>>724507520Your girlfriend always dies in your arms no matter what choices you make because that's the curse of being a superhero.
>Have to throw a chair at Golem or kick him outHe did nothing wrong.
>>724507703It has to be bugged, there's no way 99% fucked up the easiest hacking minigame.
Damn, Robert's body is damaged beyond belief. What a Chad
>>724507670Don't forget that Coop is also a professional assassin with baggage. If you cut her out, you risk getting beheaded one day.
>>724507703almost certainly bugged
does replaying a chapter set that as your new save file?i don't see an option for different campaigns so to speak
>>724507520>Shroud is your dad>Your dad lives at all>Invisigal helped bomb Mechaman>Shroud is actually CEO of SDN and they're building the mech for him not RobertIf any of this happens I'll call them hacks
I heard that Sonar is part of that whole Harvard thing
>>724506351>Are they retarded?The actual retarded ones are the people cutting them. It’s not like it’s a team of Waterboy type rookie heroes doing their best, these are villains on a rehabilitation program.Regardless of which of the 8 you cut, all you’re doing is pushing them right back to a life of crime, only now they have a giant grudge against the people that will be sent out to stop them.
>Dad bodHow the fuck is that a dad bod, what kind of porn were the writers of this game raised on?
>>724507675>Sky King
>>724507824should we tell him?
>>724507708Probably going to be the episode 6 ending stinger.
>>724507830Harvard thing? What do you mean, Harvard thing?
>>724507847desu the corporation making retarded short-sighted layoffs is pretty true to life
>A telltale gameWhat's the point of playing when you know most of your choices will either have minor consequences or invalidated in some way?
>>724507770the way they worded the chair option makes it seem like you offer him a seat so i sent him out because it was the lesser of the bitch made optionsthrowing a chair is much better wish i did that
>>724507808Honestly, that wasn't a consideration. Robert can deal with either of these two fuck ups just fine. It really just came down to my Coop being a beast in terms of stats.
>>724507816>does replaying a chapter set that as your new save file?Yes.
>>724507874Next episode she is checking him out and having wet dreams about his cock.She was just shit talking him, its clear he doesn't have a dad bod
>>724507874Women have been calling Henry Cavil's body dad bod, so that should tell you enough
[Offer him a seat]
>>724507948people have known this for a decade and don't carejust want to see the story through and dispatch some niggas
>>724508027Blazer also calls him a dad bod. >>724508053Women are insane.
This whole game feels forced. Even the steam page insists upon itself.
>>724496129>>724497556>>724505031INVISIGAL IS BEST GIRL
Dispatch-sama, I kneel.
The suspicion surrounding Blonde Blazer is because she's secretly a red herring to draw attention away from the true reveal that Invisigal is the one who planted the bomb on your suit.You should know this before you commit to dating one of them in your playthrough.You might regret it if choose without knowing.
>>724508027Even the character description says he's a "washed up hero dad bod and all"
>>724507816Click one of the upper corners (left I think) and you get to choose which save slot to use. Otherwise you overwrite your savefiles.You can also copy savefiles.
>>724496129Sexo?
>>724507551That scene in the image is set up so that at least one of those two is going to be mad at you for cutting their sync partner. You won’t survive this scene either way.
Ok, so what is the twist with the Blaze Blonde? She's a bit too perfect and I'm getting suspixious.
>>724507948I just treat it as an interactive tv show, with some minor choices.Just the fact that there are different routes for the romances make me glad this is a game and not an actual tv show.
Anyone that have the comics want to post the page where BB is dreaming about having someone that cares about her (non-superhero Mandy) and just wants someone she can snuggle with, meanwhile Phenonoman basically says he doesn't care about her non-hero form?
>>724507312
>>724507968Same, bro. They got us. The reverse Glass Him situation.
>>724508146She obviously regrets it though
>>724508220You DO want to save the white race, don't you anon? There's nothing to think about
>>724507968He just walked in bro, he's a big boy.
>>724506251Why aren't there any white girls?
I wish I could have kicked Prism over Coop or Sonar.
>>724508146The melodrama that will come with romancing her will be worth it alone.Regretkino at it's finest
>>724508220The catch is that her ex is depressed autistic Omniman, who is so powerful he could scorch the earth.
I swear I recognize Phenomeman's voice from somewhere. Or he's just doing Omni-Man impression.
>>724496129>cheap spaghetti and meatballsI think I'm in love.
>>724508146If you’re paying attention in episode 1, that leaked spoiler twist is clearly foreshadowed. when Toxic says the whole “good job, it’s all going to plan, now get out of there, babe” thing, he’s clearly not talking to Robert. And there’s also the timing of when Robert went in the coma and when Invisigirl joins the team.
>>7244982751% gamer here.
Hey, it peaked 65k on Steam. Not bad for Telltale genocide survivors with retarded episodic release model.
Wait, WHAT THE FUCK?Waterboy is JOEL FUCKING HAVER?
Well, Adhoc has clearly proven themselves the best Telltale successor.
>>724506401But those ones aren't cunts.
>>724508220There is no twist this is just a feel good romance story with superheroes
>>724508308True. Pumping Invisiwife full of kids any time she isn't pregnant should be the obvious choice, because Blonde Bitch is frigid.
>>724508381She's a CHA machine though
>>724503926What exactly are his genitals like?
>>724508440It's Laura Bailey's husband. Travis Willingham.
>>724508440It's Roy Mustang mate
Is he /ourguy/?
>>724507830fascinating
>>724508493>>724508497Huh. We had the same thought.
>>724508381So close... She's almost at the cutting tier.Malevola is clearly the most competent as of episode 4, since she doesn't cheat for her score unlike Flambae.
>>724506728Yes, the main character is straight and has two romance options with two hot women
>>724508497Suspected this was always going to be the case. Weak start, but after the hype from streamers it would see a spike in week 2.Will be curious to see if there’s a spike for week 3, especially as word of the dream sequence at the start of episode 4 spreads
>>724508538She probably lied about it and he looks like a normal human.
>>724508587She does seem like the most powerful so it makes sense
>>724508440It's Knuckles
>>724508587How the fuck is the Golem better than Prism and Coupé
>>724508581he's me
>>724508615it's actually too big.
>>724508615He's the one that says it.
>>724507830Annnd where did he go to school?
>Foresaw the Invisigal vs Blazer choice>Decided that I don't want to cuck my nigga Phenomeman, so it's Invisigal for me>She dumps him.
What is the proper response in this situation?
>>724508614I wonder how much extra interest invisigirl blasting herself is going to generate next week.
>>724507675>Sean
>>724508662Coupe being there is forced, honestly. Nothing in the actual gameplay indicates she'd be that low. Sonar I can see, since he's so inconsistent.
>>724508667I thought to women size is all that matters, the bigger the better
>>724508726>"I had a big dick, right?"
>>724508726>Oh, I'm sorry.
glad i don't know ecelebsseems knowing them really makes you biased
>>724496129>only romance options are septum piercing slut and cheating slutfucking hellonly marginally better than bg3.
>>724508726>Did I have a big dick?
>>724508519You can grow any of them to be a CHA machine in her place. You can’t take the trash personality out of Prism.
>>724508220>monkey branching harlot>"a bit too perfect"bitch please
>>724508440He made many voices, the most recent I can think of is Thor from Marvel Rivals
>>724508749They say it's like a thigh.
>>724508726how was it?
>>724508762>>724508774
>>724508726How was it?
>>724507937Just that he’s a closet /biz/ user and did a looot of cocaine
>>724508726>did you rike it?
Safe to say she won
>>724508745>Jeremy
>>724506728Not just that, it's an American made game to boot. America and Japan are healing hard.
>>724508726"follow your dream"
>>724508646I knew this was going to be spicy the moment I saw pic related.Coomer games like this or baldur's gate still occasionally get made and always will since sex sells
>>724508726>whose dick was bigger yours or mine?
>>724508514>because Blonde Bitch is frigidWhy do you think she dumped Phenomeman? She has baby fever
>>724496129Alright. Get to the rule 34.
>>724508726Is she a virgin? Can't think of an average woman saying this
>teltale """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""game""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>724508440
Anyone here that picked Coop to go instead of Sonar?Let me guess, if you do that, the first dispatch you get after has an option that perfectly fits Punch Up but he refuses to do it. Am I right?
>>724508780But her being famous helps in missions. She can convince people by singing and shit.
>>724508726"Cool."And then keep talking about whatever you were talking about before.
Invisifeet
Blodnde Wife lost?
>>724508587big chungus?
>>724508884No way lol, big blonde may be though. Omniman didn't fuck her at least
>>724508909i picked bat manpunch up is coop's friendkarlach is bat's friend
>>724508909Yes, he also goes early mid-work. Fucking midget
>>724508885/v/ loved early TWD and /v/ loves Disptach, cope
>>724508909>Am I right?No. Punch up doesn’t take it as hard as Mal does, so he still does dispatches
>Coop muttering she "needs" this job after the pep talkWhy, she can just go and be an edgy bitch assassin since she loves cutting people so much?
>>724508927>blonde
>>724508381>in the conference room>Prsm is the loudest one and chimping out with the most stereotypical black woman voice everWhat did devs mean by this?
>>724508726>haha isn't it WEIRD I had a wet dream about us, it's soooo WEIRD since we totally aren't like that in real life, haha... unless?what was her plan here?
>>724508359ESG scores.
>>724508726hey, me too!wanna shack
>>724508726anal impregnation
>>724508975>>724508989Who do I believe?
>>724508921Impregnate
How we holding up?
>>724508359Because they're former criminals
>>724506156>disgusting childish crybaby who gets rekt by using the power that was given to him for freeLiterally worse than just having a spare mechaman suit
>>724508927Simply can't compete with the angry tomboy who has a whole sequence dedicated to schliking herself to the MC.
>>724508987Great, now what about the other 60 """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""games""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>724508927Technically she is the only one that you make any tangible progress with in this episode, but invisigirl gets a wet dream so she draws more attention
>>724508359Because MC is a Straight White Male, of course.
>>724509058we're all gonna make it brah
What race is this?
>>724496129WE LAUGH AT BLONDE WHORE LOSINGHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>724509052both are right
>>724509025Look at the way she’s eyeing him up. If Waterboy wasn’t there, she’d have leg locked him then and there
>>724505031Was visibly stunned upon seeing this I can't lie
>>724496129where's the porn?
>>724508927>wife>>724508856does that mean we are getting some hf on mb (male bat) action a la faggot's gate?
>>724509137In the game.
>>724509025Wdym? If the waterboy shitting out comical diarrhea noises didn't interrupt them, she would have mounted him right there.
>>724509137is grok broken
>>724509137About 30 seconds into the 4th episode
>>724509058>I can relate to that.>>724509105Apparently he's from Afghanistan. Go figure.
incel game.
>>724509137So far there's only strangulation porn with Blonde Blazer
>>724509105His bio says he’s from Afghanistan
>>724509120Let me rephrase the question:If you pick for Coop to go, is your first mission after still about a church where Malevola is perfectly suited for it? Or is it a different mission at a bar or something that just so happens to fit Punch Up?
>>724509014I would keep her just for that.I am sure a Harvard grad has plenty of prospects outside superhero work
>>724509105He's from Afghanistan originally
>>724509058
>>724509224I fired Sonar and was able to send Malevola to the church, pretty sure that mission appeared later down the line and not immediately after the firing scene
>>724509230Without this job, Sonar would probably overdose on cocaine or kill himself after dumping all his money into CSGO skins
>>724509058I can fix him
>>724509058he's just like me fr, fr
>>724509058>It's an expression of pain.
Invisigal watched how Robert rides his mecha suit and wants to be treated the same way
>>724509224>If you pick for Coop to go, is your first mission after still about a church where Malevola is perfectly suited for it?Picked Coop to go, my second mission was the Church where Malevola fits perfectly but you can still fail that mission with her.
>play game>NTRFUCK YOU /v/
>>724500270Goddamn, that was pretty good.
>>724509298>I fired Sonar and was able to send Malevola to the churchWhat? That's not possible.
>Coop constantly bringing up about stabbing peopleWhy are we even trying with this bitch? She seems far worse then most of the team.
>>724509385What are you talking about
>>724509385You do the cucking you big dumbo
>>724509203Post it
If you could ACTUALLY fire anyone in episode 3, who would you have fired?
>>724505031This is ok but a pixel of panty shot in japanese games warrants censorship. Fuck this industry.
>>724509371Do you remember what your first mission was?Actually, was it the one about a fighting ring? That would check out. I got that mission later and I could have Punch Up do it and he was begging for it. I still didn't pick Punch Up there, though.
>>724509025>>724509130>first thing she does after seeing your mech is ask if you jerk off inside itShe wants to fuck inside it like Panam in the tank 100%
>Before episode 3He’s probably an abusive boyfriend or something>After episode 3TEQUILA SUNSET
>>724509352>she wants a little him inside herThat's feasible.
>>724509385Relax Phenomaman, find yourself a hobby
>>724509224Missions are randomized and in my experience you can get those missions later when they're less pissed at you.
>>724509451Prism
>>724509409She's a professional, follows orders and causes much less drama than almost anyone on the team. She lacks the heart of a hero, but all she needs to do is bare minimum, which is more than many of the others bring to the table.
>>724509451Malevola, her stats are shit and so is her character
>>724509385She is dreaming about (you) fucking her retard
>>724509371Yeah if she goes with Sonar, then it's a guaranteed success. Sonar can check the churches tax records and get them for tax evasion or something like that
>>724509385It's a fakeout and it lasts for all of one week. Hell, for you it lasts 10 minutes.
>>724509451Still Sonar.
>>724509504Nah, not with her cloning ability.
>>724509451Flambae, I used him the least by that point
Invisigal won the Robert bowl btw
>>724509385Look everybody it's Baitman*!*Not to be confused with Batman, Bateman or Boatman.
>>724509409She's only there because SDN pays consistently on time.
>>724509451Flamegay
>>724509451Prism, shes fucking awful.
>>724509451Probably Punch Up. I kinda like the little bastard, but I just have no clue what to do with him stats-wise, he feels so redundant.
>>724509463Yeah, it was a mission where you needed muscles and mobility to move furniture down. Got the fighting ring mission a few missions later.
>>724509471I didn't think he was going to be abusive, but I've completely misread what his character would be about.
SHE WON SHE WON SHE WON>SHE WON SHE WON SHE WONSHE WON SHE WON SHE WON>SHE WON SHE WON SHE WONSHE WON SHE WON SHE WON>SHE WON SHE WON SHE WONSHE WON SHE WON SHE WON>SHE WON SHE WON SHE WON>>724496129
>>724509451Honestly, probably still Coupe. Or the dwarf. I wish I could fire him too so I can get both Waterboy and Phenomaman on the team instead.
>>724496129So, the first two episodes were about 1/3 good writing to 2/3's bad. The overreliance on sex/dick jokes and the word "fuck" really made me wince throughout the story. This one's even worse. The character work is weaker, the humor's lazier, and the plot seems to be on the backburner for both new episodes. It feels like the game has the tone of Vox Machina, so the obvious low-brow humor route will be the way to go. The men are better characterized than the women and we get different dynamics. For the women, outside of Blazer, they're all just sassy and sarcastic badasses. There's no variety, which is what made something like the cast in The Wolf Among Us so good. TellTale (if we're comparing this new studio to the old one given we have vets from the old one) was never the best regarding gameplay, even with their more "traditional" point-and-click games, but what usually people gravitated towards was the writing to get them involved. This is not exactly one of their more enthralling casts or stories, and I fear that the problems are just going to compound later. I hope I'm wrong
>>724509661He's a jack of all trades that helps others, especially after he trains with Blazer
>>724509605Was that supposed to be a bad thing? Why would you work for free?
>>724509697Cope
>>724509697tl;dr
>>724509385Omniman literally can't even fuck her, the most they did is kiss and we didn't even see that really.
Damn this scene was cute
>>724505931Eros isn't just in seeing a cock pound a pussy.
>>724508581Literally me.
>>724508092>This whole game feels forced
>>724509794It’s dispatching time
>>724496129I fucking love sour patch kids.
>>724509683Don't worry, BB bros, we'll have our scene in 5/6 ep. If the leaker didn't outright show the wet dream scene, it figures he has no access to any of the equivalents with BB.
>>724509697>This is not exactly one of their more enthralling casts or storiesNobody ever cared about any Telltale game outside of TWD and Wolf Among Us. No, not even Borderlands or Batman.
>>724509745Didn't say it was just that's what she said herself.
So no one is gonna talk about this whore leaving a good man because he wasn't able to do the sex?
>>724505420>Jennifer HaleIs there a way to look them up? She's one of my favorite VAs, I'd love to hear it just out of curiosity.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCKI'm doing worse than ever now. I'm not scaling with this game. Admittedly, this is explicitly part of the narrative about how you're man down, but still, I'm fucking sweating.
>>724507502Are you so insecure that you think criticizing the writing is criticizing nudity and sex? Wow, you Troons really are obsessed with porn.
>>724505031Thank You, Trump-Sama!
>Choose to fire Sonar>Understandably pissed at getting fired>Roars to intimidate you, leaves>Choose to fire Coupe>States that the only reason she congratulated Invisigal was that she was leaving and wanted to look good>Threatens to kill Robert>'Sonar will remember this' implies that he knows you did him a solidThat loser made my decision way easier
>>724509832Borderlands is probably their best game. Yes, better than Wolf, by far.
>>724509451waterboy
Okay BB is actually a whore dude
>>724509759I'm sorry you fried your attention span on TikTok videos.
>>724506342Even homos get it. You're just dysfunctional.
>>724509867>Bob Bob's smug look despite being a failure
>>724505008>Give him the chair!>DON'T GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!>OOOOOOH
>>724508726And I had a dream about a pool or something. Or was it a lake? I don't really remember. I just know it was cursed or something.
>>724509471I thought it was obvious he was just an autist
Wait are people failing the hacking or was there something else?
>>724505931Refuse to encourage this just out of stubborn autism and don't be surprised when you get nothing more
>>724509776>big chunguswhat a fucking insane name to have front and center for half the entire episode lmao, the reddit humor was hitting max levels in these past two episodes.
>>724509385It's not NTR bro. It's about proving you're the better pick than the guys these girls previously dated
>>724507646what twist? other than invisigal being the bomber
Alright. Roll call. Just how many here are racist and still romanced Invisigal?
>>724508726
>>724509840The guy is a giga autist, not being able to have sex is the least of his problems
>>724509840She wants to be a mother.
>>724506789they say she was his ex but they where still friends
>>724509451the nigra
>>724510047I'm only racist against men and fat black women, so represent.
>>724509992It’s not a lake, it’s an ocean
>>724508927She's a valid love interest, and I think she will have a lot of interesting interactions in the story, but the devs clearly saw invisigirl as the main romance.That said, the comic shows that BB is done with Phenonoman regardless of Robert being there or not, she's just looking for true love with someone who loves her for herself, not the hero persona.
>>724509867I got more successes than you but I only got 15 calls
>>724510047Guilty as charged
>>724510047I'm not sure how one can be racist against a drawing
>>724510005There are difficult hacking minigames but that particular one was piss easy. I can't believe anyone had trouble with it unless purposfully fucking up.Is there a "hard difficulty" toggle I haven't noticed in the settings? I doubt that.
>>724510005It counts people who have started but haven't reached that part yet in the "didn't" category for whatever fucking reason, hence the 1%er posts earlier.
>>724509840I wouldn't get with a woman like that desu. If that's enough to make her a slut then she's not worth it.
>>724509867>"I'm doing worse than ever now.">Dumbass cut the best bat-broYeah, no shit, faggot.
>2025>telltale style game where there are only two heterosexual romance options>they both desperately want to get pregnant>the DEI is deciding if you want to fuck a sexy latina over a busty blonde bimbo this playthrough>angry retarded shaniqua screeching like a ape whenever you call her retarded and twerking on the board room tablewe won
>>724509058i too want to kill myself
>>724509181>>724509214>>724509231>Afghanistan100% believable. I've seen how they fucking dress for parties. Shit's shiny.
>>724509840>>whore leaving a good man because he wasn't able to do the sex?Do you relate? Are you also a good man that have trouble performing? Can you also not get it up?
>>724510287He literally only cared about her powers, bro.She wants love, not a business partnership.
>>724510235We have won so fucking hard these four episodes. But I'm nervous they're gonna start fucking it up now. Someone hold me and tell me it's gonna be alright.
>>7245102352026 is going to be the Year of the Chud
>>724509867you are little baby, watch this
>>724510235(You)
>>724507735my problem is that he didnt seem to win exp so i felt i was losing those points when sending him
>>724509840I hate this bitch but be fair, besides maybe she decided she wants kids
>mfw the correct romance option at the end is neither and I get to watch everyone else seethe and mald over it while my puritan playthrough remains unscathed
>>724510341Is that what he says? Well, sucks for him I guess.
>>724507046>he can activate the same bonus choice Golem gets.Ironically, sent them together.But yea, seems like he'll need to be solo.
>>724510418waterboy levels up pretty much every time you send him out on a call
>>724510435It's not a Telltale game, you can't choose silence or nothing.
>>724509840The comic shows it wasn't about sex, but literally everything normal about being a couple. Pman just can't shut it off while BB wants nights off where she can just be Mandy and watch shitty TV with a loved one.
>>724509867HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>724506351You just need to remember they all have friendship pairs. Just send them to missions in those pairs and they won’t try to sabotage each other
>>724507437As she should be.
>he chose phenomecuck over waterboy>he's going to miss out on the cutscene where waterboy gets his spine in the moment when all is lost and it shows him putting his new hero outfit on before saving the day
>>724510341He only liked her because she's a superhero. She's just a normal person when depowered and only Robert is the only one who can relate to that.
>>724510568That's bugged, anon. Everyone is getting 100% percentile. And just in case you don't know, 100% percentile is the worst. A 2'2 man is in the 100% percentile of height
>>724510129>who loves her for herself, not the hero persona.That is stupidPeople (aka players) like her for being a hot blonde supergirl...
The image that broke /v/ and made Adhoc millions of dollars
>>724510019i vaguely remember that image cropping up here on 4chinz first tho
>>724510005Back when I did this 995 of the retards failed it. >>724508475Reddit is already malding tho claiming it is bugged.
>>724510607The most powerful superhero!Waterboy!
>>724510129>who loves her for herself, not the hero persona.that's dumb the hero persona is a huge part of who she is
>>724510376still mad they didn't include the Mynthara pregnancy
>>724510670>made Adhoc millions of dollarsWell deserved.
Reminder Phenomaman considers hugging making love.
>>724508726Ask how big your dick was, obviously.
>>724510607Zero to Hero WaterCHAD
>>724510785>want someone to love you for who you are beneath the mask>there's nothing behind the maskKino.
>>724510607NTA but I chose Phenomaman over Water boy and Invisi to watch a movie over Blonde. I think I just have a thing for taking care of people in their lowest.
>>724510607>>he's going to miss out on the cutscene where waterboy gets his spine in the moment when all is lost and it shows him putting his new hero outfit on before saving the dayI don't care waterboy is an unlikeable retard, besides I need to make sure Phenomaman doesn't an hero
>you can tell Phenomaman you kissed BlazerRobert I doesn't have the gall to say that
its been a wild week in the gayming sphere
>>724509025Getting some mecha dick in her invisibitch.
>Look Blazer, your ex is a weirdo. I'm gonna go train Waterboy to be my Mecha-Man sidekick now>Yeah gonna have to decline Blazer, I'm just a bit busy tonight. Invisigirl and I are gonna see a movie. It's good for team morale, you wouldn't understand. I mean look what you did to Phenomaman
>>724508726more curious about the condom line but the dick joke is 100% what I would actually say
She's such a slut for praise, that's adorable. She wants to be called a good girl more than anything.
>>724510916>literally embeds 10 shards of glass in your body just by sitting up>talking about destroying the entire planet>"yeah lmao im the reason your girlfriend broke up with you bitch"
>>724510859Jesus christ, just imagine how frustrated Blonde's gotta be. She doesn't wanna be a whore and demand he fucks her hard either.
>>724510929Is this shit subbed yet
>>724508746Robert mentions she gets penalties for "cutting people up" and she cant create incidents to solve like flambae so i don't find it impossible
>>724510670>this entire dream scene>her trying to turn it into reality in the toilets>Blazer nipslip>comic with a Coupe x Punch Up sex sceneHow much hornier will this game get in the second half?
>>724508856So going by this image, canonically bat boy should get kicked off the team.
they need a skip mode bc I already want to replay and do the dinner date
>>724510607Waterboy got 3 level ups in the short dispatch I got him. I bet you can pump his stats like crazy if you send him out regularly.
>>724510974>>"yeah lmao im the reason your girlfriend broke up with you bitch"
>>724510939I look like this and I say this.
>>724510859It technically is, just not the romantic type.
>>724511046He's on top of Golem but the logo cuts him out
>>724511119shit I make love to my mom every day, multiples times even.
>>724500270>short hair & brown (only Japan can do this)>rose ring>beta male getting oral cancer from eating her outHoly fucking POZZED
>>724509014Can't be with her boyfriend then.
Waterboy ruined my random restroom sex with Invisigal, fuck that shitter
>>724509014>has an entire criminal syndicate after herGee I wonder why.
>>724509451Flambae, combat is a stat most are good at and invisigal is my go to speedy/mobility character.
>>724509650nigga she duplicates your dudes in tier3/4 missions.
>>724508726>y-you too
>>724509650?
>>724510794They removes Shadowheart marriage and pregnancy too.
>>724509451Golem, he's my least used member by far and I feel like he has the least character excluding the two e-celeb joke characters. Actually Batz0 has more personality too
>From the cast interview>Originally Laura Bailey was supposed to voice Blonde Blazer, but devs asked her to voice Invisigal instead>Invisigal was voiced by Erin Yvette (Blonde Blazer), but she sounded too goofy and dorky
>>724511437really? Feel like I'm sending out golem basically off cooldown
>>724510954>She wants to be called a good girl more than anything.
>>724509650Cutscene-wise, yes absolutely.Sim game, fuck no she's one of the best.
>>724511468Doesn't surprise me. This is the same people who did TWAU and Tales. They had experience with Laura playing a character like Invisigirl in Fiona in Tales and Erin playing Snow White in Wolf who's like Blonde Blazer
>>724511437Golem has synergy with Invisigal and he's pretty much GOAT for most missions that need durability.
>>724509650I don't want to use her but she always aces everything I send her out on.
>>724511468So they decided to shake up the formula a bit.
>>724511513I've been sending him when I don't have anyone else since his passive to randomly get massive boosts in a single stat is occasionally useful, especially since the few levels he's gaining I'm dumping into CHA to have someone else other than Prism that can handle talking
>>724511551Erin also played Sasha in Tales. So her and Laura already were in a Telltale game TOGETHER.
>>724511424I stopped in the middle of my playthrough when I learned about it (though apparently that meant I got to play the best parts)
>640 postsDamn
>>724511614>Game forces you to romance left>When right is clearly sexier, and more interesting>Rhyona shippers only get ONE line of optional dialogue in Episode 5, cause writers saw all the shipping before Episode 5
>>724511646Yeah, but Sasha was worst girl so I choose to delete her from my memory.
>>724508927BB got the first girl bonus in episode 1, so they had to make up a lot of ground for IG
are we witnessing a white man renaissance?
>>724511671Straight dudes are on their knees for this.
>>724511735Weren't they sisters? My headcanon was that Rhys gets both
>>724510047You me?
>>724511614after playing Tales from the Borderlands, I found writers trying to insert "strong female protagonists" into various vidja funnyit can clearly be done well, it's not a problem of concept, it's just that lot of modern devs and writers are shit at their job
>>724511735Rhyonafags still makding years later
>>724511787BB also got the red herring treatment so everyone is suspicious of her despite there being no secret.
Imo if you fuck invisigal grab p-man and sonar and if you're fucking blonde blazer grab waterboy and coope. Makes the most sense
>>724511646Laura was in Wolf too, although in a supporting role. She played the old witch Aunt Greenleaf and her loli form too, IIRC.
>>724511803Yeah, they were sisters. Fiona doesn't really have a romance interest in the game, you can only kiss Scooter on the cheek right before his death
>>724511864That was her? Holy shit, could have fooled me.
>>724511735Fiona should have shown interest in Rhys instead of beating him and kicking sand in his eyes all the time. It's no surprise he ended up with Sasha. But don't worry, it's clearly Laura's turn now.
>>724511424That was a thing?
WATERBOY WAS THERE WITH ME ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE JOB AND I AIN'T ABOUT LEAVING THE LITTLE PEOPLE BEHIND.
>>724511943A lot of voice actors have good range when they want to or rather when the director want them to.
>>724512063For the love of god, help Harry before he flies into the sun
so how is waterboy in the missions?
>>724511735I get why the devs thought "romance yourself" was weirdbut Fiona and Rhys had good scenes together while Rhys and... yea had ship bait and not much else.She was basically just a girlfriend character for Rhys which was boring.
>>724509451Malevola is my top pick honestly. Shit character, shit stats. Prism crept up after her chimp out but gameplay wise she is OP. Golem sucks all round.Flambae has his uses but I didn't use him much but he's at least mildly entertaining and didn't fuck over anyone while everyone else was on episode 3 dispatch. Punch up kind of treading a thin line.
>>724511793Invisigal pussy taste good.>>724512183Shit, of course, but he's a work in progress.
>>724512183See >>724507046So far looking to be a long term pay off character
>>724512063>WATERBOY WAS THERE WITH ME ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE JOBYeah but he's dumb as shit, I can't even buy that his heart is in the right place when he vomits on people's computers and throws out their food that was in the fucking fridge, if he was he would actually stop and pay attention to what he's doing when handling other people's stuff
