Whats on your to do list today greymane? I'm working on the witch quests and then going to capture farm animals.
>>736200401Honestly really like that. Saves a lot of time. I've ran into that in past games and wished for that to happen
>>736200401Then you have softlocked quests. Its nice when it works though.
TURN UP PARTICLE EFFECT QUALITY IF YOU'RE BRAINLET LIKE ME REEEEEEE
The best part of this game is the draw distance and how it's built like real places. Castles are built like castles. Rooms make sense. I don't feel like every house I'm walking into is a fucking labyrinth it's marvelous. And of course being able to see so far and boost up high makes it so easy to actually learn where I'm going. Shit is amazing I love it.
>>736201109I have them at 50 and effect is very visible.
I used 3x Scampussies, Sloth & Protection Talismans + Blinding Shells vs the final boss.Did I beat the game?
Sad how nioh 3 buried the series forever *sigh*.... what could have been...
>>736198869Maybe if Team Ninja hadn't made the same game 7 times within the last 8 years, people would have given a shit.
>>736198963Demon's Souls 7 sold 40 million copies.
What's the best Clan for NG+
Answer me.
HEY, INMATE!
>>736198953Best character from the game.
>>736199276
>>736199085well then. i'm in.
Lavenza with very large breasts
She is everythingShe's perfectShe's my best mosquito friend
>>736200014>tfw finding pictures of your older brother when he was in elementary school
Sex with Renee
>>736201063
>>736201063Inbreeding with Renee, even.
>>736183970you missed the part where your "good vns" don't have generic ass goth girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1r8GTOm3aUMan imagine how Ragnarok 2 is going to look
>>736201019What's the gimmick this seasonIs it fun like the gear enchants?
>>736201078Pokemon hunting. You get buffs from all the eggs in your inventory.
>>736201019joining
>>736201131Huh, that's not very much isn't, like stats wise
>>736201191I don't know but it'll be fun getting all the eggys with the guild
How can I also look like this when I am 52?
>>736200371Be Brad Pitt
>>736200663surely its not all genetics?
>>736200371Is that Richard Spencer?
>uncs had to read the equivalent of war and peace to complete a level
>>736199129>skip 10 seconds >“REAL QUICK GUYS BEFORE WE START” >skip 30 seconds >fake laugh.wav >“smash that like button it REALLY helps the channel” >skip 2 minutes >still on facecam Text guide chads: >Section 4.3 – Evil Knight >weak to lightning >roll left on 3rd swing >don’t get greedy at 50% Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>736193982Underage fagots have attention spans so low they probably consider having to read a Wikipedia summary as the equivalent of reading and entire novel.
fuck you op, gonna enjoy diana's gamefaq
>>736193715A lot of them just copied the player's guides that companies would release that did have pictures. GameFAQs was a way for poorfags to get that same experience.I knew people too poor to buy a console+game that just bought the fucking player's guide to experience the game that way too. They read it like a book, even before streamers and youtubers you had people that thought they beat a game because they read someone else doing it.
The best thing about gamefaqs walkthroughs were the hand typed ascii art
Oh no! The neferious bat wizard has trapped the rat princess in a jar! Use your vidya knowledge to save her!
>>736191851lol
>>736200016Let's pop this magic bubble and get that jar open.
why did the bnnuy betray?
>>736200552Just as the scorpion cannot resist stinging the frog, no bnnuy can resist a long juicy carrot.
>>736200016Your carrot comes off?
Yep, it's gaming time!
You ever notice how the people who get "addicted" to games don't really like games generally speaking? It used to be when I'd hear about a "video game addict" I picture real life Gregor with 20 consoles and 1,000 games completed hammering away on his Sega Saturn chasing that Sokyugurentai 1cc inbetween the dankest most obscure PC-98 titles, that he doesn't need translated because he dedicated his life to mastering the language of true videogames, Japanese. Imagine... Being so gamer you ruined your life... What level is this dude even on. Shit I want to meet him, what wise words would he have? Where should I start with the 3DO library, gamergod?But its not. Its just some retard who got hooked the hottest dopamine skinnerbox of the week and makes bad decisions with his money/time. I'm not even sure how this happens. Half the time the game isn't even passable its just some mobile time waster.I love games, more than most things, but even then I've pretty much had my fill after 2 or 3 hours. I wish I was addicted because then I'd at least have a character trait but instead I'm just bad at life and I play games instead of watch TV.Hot blog cumin@ya.
wtf alcoholics aren't thoughtful wine connoisseurs?wtf the obese aren't michelin restaurant touring gourmets?
>>736199568>food analogy
>>736199568He's asking why someone would care that much about a shitty video game.
>>736199472Good. Video games are never meant to be funded with taxpayer money.
For an april fools' joke, I think this one was alright. It was better than the DOGE one at least.
>>736198713They've done the "Force the rest of the site to interact with /mlp/" gag like five times, in more creative ways than that.
it's fucking nothing
>>736198019based
>>736199138I just want it gone so bad...
>>736197702I hate this one because I tend to lurk which means I haven't even seen it a single time. I've made about 5 posts today and none of them managed to trigger it. I don't want to have to go out of my way and make a bunch of meaningless posts just to have the chance to maybe experience it.
Game was alright, though the ending is just low effort anyway you slice it.
Essex thread.
>>736198247
>>736199201
>all of the scenes of Yoshi doing his entire shtick were in the trailersOut of spite, April Fools /v/ore thread. Post your favorite vidya /v/ore animations.I like this one from YNI when you catch a big shy guy.
>>736201020Technically not rotted. Melted.
>>736201059Sorry that I wasn’t particular about the level of corpse decomposition, that makes it very different.
>>736201020I mean I don't have an issue with the idea of it just being a video game where everyone respawns for some reason. It makes me feel better morally about it.
>Guys it is safe melty it's different th- it's killing peo- they respa- they di- they alive but assimila- mUTILIATED BEYOND RECOGNI-HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE VOREFAGS SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED GUTS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH VILLI OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR VOREFAGS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.”
>>736201129See it's actually funny because I thought about the idea of hot RE leads like Jill eating zombies but I just don't vibe with it because the food in question is too "gross." I don't like feral prey very much either.
>NASA Artemis II mission launches soon>Set to reach the moon on April 6th>First time humanity has been to the moon in over 50 years, headlines everywhere>Starfield launches on the most popular console the next day with 2 years of DLC and updates bundledTodd, I kneel
>>736199718It's like crimson desert, great game but only hated because of shitty gaming journalists who despise bethesda for attacking trannies.
>>736199839>for attacking tranniesEvery other design in this wokeslop games looks like tranny, you're not fooling anyone but yourself
>>736191842This shits cobbled together with 60year old parts, surprised it got into earth orbit
>>736199839I played through it twice, normal and ng+, because it was free on gaypass. It's an exceptionally mediocre game. It's not bad, but it's certainly not good.
>>736199942/r/gcj tranny spotted, always trying to claim every game is woke when it isnt
That Switch 2? SheeitCome on now..
>>736195618https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArdsaLEIG9UNot quite YTP but absolute classic.
More like bitch 2, nigga.
>>736195618https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SMZDkQuf1Ymy absolute favorite. there's one or two other bill nye ones that are pretty good as well
>>736195480I like my PS Triple
>>736200195>bill nyeReally nigger? The sex junk guy?
did you buy it.or pirate it?
What is this game exactly? does it have a story or something?
Are you enjoying the update? They finally started nerfing justice!
>>736199405Nah, I personally think normal Keshin look cooler
We could have created the impossible captcha
>>736199543
HER GAME
>>736200902so close
>250k copies sold >Glowing reviews>Xcom dethroned Easily the best strategy game ever released
>>736196223
>>736200820>the lead designer said he wanted to make it possible to beat the game with a full squad of astromechsSo they can sell more garbage collectables
>>736200854I would imagine it would be difficult to make merch for your squad of customizable astromechs
>>736200925>he doesn't know https://disneyland.disney.go.com/shops/disneyland/droid-depot/
>>736199540You eventually get the dictator contact you and tell you that the Wayback will allow TCRN main forces to arrive and that is followed by an in-game message that this is the end of early access content.
John Tarmac
>>736199765Veggie Fils Aimé
>>736187768Looks like one of those anime girl faces popping out of a foreskin
>>736193430
Sweeney Tim
>>736170115HO HO!
