something something peak
>>736202838the cruelest fates await the kindest people
fucking starvation lobby
This game is comically fragile I swear
>>736202838punished jimmy
>>736199065https://files.catbox.moe/28py2e.mp4So sad
Aerisu. This is how women act
>spamming worthless used goods slut for yearsKill yourself what a shit fucking board.
>>736202862Aerith is the ideal woman. Of course modern masculine women don't act like that
>>736194793You'll have to be satisfied with WoFF. I haven't finished other games fully to know for sure. I could've reasonably guessed for Type-0, I suppose.
Were older games really better or is it just nostalgia?
>>736202131all of these games just came out
>>736202904Take your ritalin, Alphoomer
>>736202131>Obligatory shitty japslop>Meme Platformers>Leaves off Doom and Quake to pretend to be 'le unique and special gaymer'>Demon's Souls (which is even worse than King's Field 3)
>>736202574To name a few from that list silent hill 1 got mogged by SH2remake, re1 got mogged by re9, link to the past got mogged by BOTW, re4 got mogged by the remake, fallout 1 got mogged by new vegas
>>736203375Why is it always Super Metroid fanboys that have the worst fucking taste imaginable?Shitty action and platforming, pisseasy enemies and hazards that don't even pose the slightest threat, one-dimensional bosses, and 90% of the game is spent slowly inspecting every title of every room, but it's a masterpiece btw. Fuck off idiot.
I don't have high hopes for it given modern localizers and translators.
>>736203390>socially acceptable fan serviceThe only socially acceptable fan service is that aimed at women.
>>736203419ok, give all the men huge dicks, massive abs, and feminine face with a scar on their cheek and a spec of their pierced eyebrow buzzed off
how about we translate it ourselvesword by wordI begin>Dear
>>736203559That what all the youngins want now?
>>736203638whatever gets them bouncing up and down on santa's leg
[BREAKING NEWS]The US Patent Office has revoked Nintendo's 2025 patent on summoning characters to battle on the player's behalf, either automatically or manually. This is the same patent cited in Nintendo's legal action against Palworld. Nintendo has two months to appeal the decision.Does not automatically end the Palworld lawsuit, but weakens Nintendo's position on this mechanic.
Nintendo lost. They can't come back from this.
>>736203181The studio did comment on it, they're generally positive on the idea of mods but haven't made any intentional decisions to allow it engine-wise. They would have to do a fair bit of work in creating tools and so on for it to be properly supported so the current line is modding isn't supported but they're not opposed to it conceptually.It's also being a little stifled presently because all these rapid updates break the mods that do exist (though they're mostly just cheats so far anyway) so I think it'll be a while before any real modding happens.
>>736159574lol you got them fuming
>>736200343>every avian palUnfathomably based
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!PLASHIT LOSTTHOSE CHINKS POCKETPAIR LOST THEY! WERE! SUPPOSED! TO! LOSE!THEY USE AI TO STEAL EVERYTHING!!!PALSHIT LOST! THEY LOST THEY LOST THEY LOST!!!!!!YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUDS
The lamb or the goat?
I like how now that I'm in the end game none of my cult need to do real work anymore and we just have bars and fuck stations.
>>736194228narinder you fat cat, you are so big and fat, why are you so fat?
Dedicate your life to the Lamb.
>>736194161>Scots vs MuslimsI'm converting to Islam to fuck the goat
What are the odds of getting a patch that alters the official translation to fix its editing errors and mistranslations? Has it been long enough for more people to realize the fan tl is much worse? Trying to read VNs in English is suffering to begin with, but having a crazy fan group astroturf their shit to hell and back makes things even more tiring.
>>736202267>Trying to read VNs in English is sufferingthere is a way out
>>736202374Normalize not using this dogshit. No CoZ shit in my Sci ADV. Enough is enough.
>>736202601>ask for patch>"okay here it is">NOOOO NOT LIKE THATmake your own patch pussy
>>736203104The point is that there needs to be a patch of the official tl to bypass the shitty CoZ version. If there were a different fan group that weren't a bunch of fags then there'd probably be a decent patch by now. And I would do it myself if I could read Japanese well enough to fix the translation errors. And maybe I'll do it in the future. If someone doesn't do it anytime soon, then I'm autistic enough to figure it out in the long run. I want this shit fixed.
>>736203526the fuck is your problem with the fan patch
why do children like ai generated stuff
>>736203121you didn't even need AI for thisshit like elsa was already around before the recent yearsthe real issue is ipads/iphones being used as pacifiers
>>736202557>I Hate fag shit california cartoons!>Instead we should get AI fag shit california cartoons pushed even more with AI bots everywhere!
>>736201279Memes. Like tale of the old how Chuck Norris was the badass in the 2000s. No one really watched the movies or Texas Walker Ranger. They latched onto the meme and ran with it. I'm sure some watched his stuff afterwards but it's the same concept. Memes get popularity and others latch on, regardless of generation and with them AI. It's not a difficult concept to understand. It's what they see and grew up with just like 4chan can I haz cheeseburger or you lost the game or the cake is a lie. Just stupid memes people latch onto.
>>736203121You think Millennials were any better? When boomers were young at least the country was still stable, millennials all suffer from troll’s remorse, support political candidates that promise them free shit that they will never get, are the most unhealthy generation to ever exist and they also promoted their gay crap to gen z for the last 10-15 years.
>>736201279We're getting progressively more retarded as a species.
Idolmaster thread
children
>>736202892Shes 15
>>736203127past her prime
>>736203495Based in truth
In gakuen, how do I get SSRs to use their unique song instead of the generic one
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>736197571You lactose intolerant or something?
>>736197571But that's what videogame cows do. You walk up to them and they make the loudest scripted MOO known to man.
>>736197587I honestly thought this was an Earthworm Jim when I saw it.
>>736202271You browse reddit, so you're not fun anywhere.
vacas never die
The new update is outYou can now smooch the monsters
>>736198046This is unironically turning me on for some reason, thanks anon
>>736198065faster! FASTER!
I could have been upset that every update is making the game more and more gay then I remember that Sam is a brown mutt from Canada then I realize that it makes sense.
>>736203617
I'm putting together a team
>>736200270>my super beautiful genius hacker wifeBarbra Gordon?
>>736191895Himari can walk, she just chooses not to.
>>736200270Her only option is cheating, to be honest
>>736199447Id rather Himari naizuri
Essex thread.
sexessex
This year's April Fools joke in Yugioh Master Duel was duels that start with 15 cards + "Infinite Cards".What did (You) think of it?
>>736192473>>736194676stole it from another boarddude didn't even want the live troon alt arts, and he got both + assquerena (glossy and normal copies) + trouble cunny
>>736192473I spent about 22K on that pack alone (f2p). On the 22nd pull I got the alt art CbtG, which is funny because I don't even run it and have 2 royals already.I think it's just bad luck. I got about 5 IP and 3 SP over the course of the pulls, but never got any Psy-Frame cards which I had to craft.
>>736203382That gloss is fuckin ugly, I would dust that over the regular
>almost lost to Goblin Bikerholy fuckI didn't know what it was at first so I wasted my interactions, but that deck can play for days apparently>opponent opened GBGW, Engraver, Fuwa, Crossout, Called, Terrortop
>>736203446he did dust it, his post are on tgapparently he also got skateboard s:p out of one of the bundles, the ones with the mate and 10 packs but not even a guaranteed SRit's just shitty luck bruv, why even spend so many gems on a alt art that looks WORSE than the original?
>Aniki...>*cough*>You never payed me back that 150k...>asshole....
NINTENDO
>>736198462When you call I will answerIf you fallI'll pick you up
This anon >>736199215 here on a different IP, actually I did report and I'm announcing it so if a mod could just take down both of my posts and give me a three day vacation that would be great. Thank you!
>>736201712lol, nice try but they can see your geolocation too and i'm from a small country kek
>>736194207I will now buy the Switch 2
>>736201690>>>/vt/ranny
You ever notice how the people who get "addicted" to games don't really like games generally speaking? It used to be when I'd hear about a "video game addict" I picture real life Gregor with 20 consoles and 1,000 games completed hammering away on his Sega Saturn chasing that Sokyugurentai 1cc inbetween the dankest most obscure PC-98 titles, that he doesn't need translated because he dedicated his life to mastering the language of true videogames, Japanese. Imagine... Being so gamer you ruined your life... What level is this dude even on. Shit I want to meet him, what wise words would he have? Where should I start with the 3DO library, gamergod?But its not. Its just some retard who got hooked the hottest dopamine skinnerbox of the week and makes bad decisions with his money/time. I'm not even sure how this happens. Half the time the game isn't even passable its just some mobile time waster.I love games, more than most things, but even then I've pretty much had my fill after 2 or 3 hours. I wish I was addicted because then I'd at least have a character trait but instead I'm just bad at life and I play games instead of watch TV.Hot blog cumin@ya.
>>736201992Me: Yes My opponent: WTF????????? Me smirking shyly: >;3 My opponent wife getting 12 inches of my cock in her cute tight sphincter: “oooooooh my tight bums being shagged by the victor who took the winnings”
>>736199568Fpbp
>>736199472You messed up. Your post is clearly describing a gachashitter, but you posted an actual (if simple) game instead.
>>736199472>Games are now designed to be addictingNice of you to notice>hooks way more casualfags Because there literally is way more casualfags than "video game addicts".>>736202903Tbf, regular games are now being designed the same addicting way even if they don't monetize it. Specially rougelikes.
I'm addicted to Tony Hawk Pro Skater games. am I a true gamer, OP?
is this smug faggot's game ever getting an official translation?
>>736201007anon debiru is a boy how else were you going to have sex
>>736201451I don't want to fuck debiru though, I just want to bully him and torture him sexually for my own amusement.
>>736201007What kind of TF?
>>736201451erm maybe they could just touch penises???
>>736198718tickling, hypnosis, light bondage, a few transformations, a touch of slime, a teensy bit of ryona, tentacles (screen goes black), and I might have missed something
John Tarmac
Sweeney Tim
>>736170115HO HO!
>>736170115JOHN CAR MAC
>>736187249more like Gabe Newbalance
where's John Car Mat?
Whys the standard for storytelling in videogames so low that basically every "good" story in videogames is just a cheap copy of a film or book?
>>736199290The correct way to use storytelling in videogames it's in games like the ones created by suda51, the incorrect way is like Kojima.Videogames as a medium are still exploitable, but making either the story or the gameplay hard filters about 99% of the current "gamers".
>>736199290It is my opinion that games should not take control away from the player for any reason except the credits and loading screensIf you want to add a story to a game you should make it work under those constraints
>>736199290Essentially this>>736200041.Video games are usually meant to entertain their audience, to be fun, to elicit a sense of enjoyment.A book or movie? They're often meant to make you miserable or upset, or to make you think on something, rather than entertain or the like. And maybe some people want that.Personally I think bideo games are the best form of media because of their nature as a predominantly entertainment focused medium. I've read many a long, award winning novel, and while some were good and some were not, the unfortunate trait that dominated them was boredom and an inherent sense that they were made to check off literary standards. Rarely was I surprised at anything coming out of left field in a book or movie, because that's typically considered bad form unless it's done in a way like No Country for Old Men, which sucked by the way, fuck your stupid unsatisfaction themes and intentional offscreen moments.Video games are tailored to be enjoyable.
>>736202483>the unfortunate trait that dominated them was boredom and an inherent sense that they were made to check off literary standardsThis is why I stick to light novels. Yes there's tropes but it's easy to tell what you're getting into without even picking up the book. You rarely have to wonder if the book will suit you.
>>736199290What did Lobotomy Corporation copy?
