Why are so many games coolslop these days?
>>730639892In SA2.
Worst thread of 2026 thus far
>>730640009>Liquid DeathI was severely disappointed when I found out this wasn't an energy drink with 8x the recommended daily caffeine dosage, and that it's literally just plain fucking water in a dirty recycled can with a cool graphic. 3 bucks, by the way.
>>730642034Why did you think this was worth posting? Are you a moron?
>>730639892sonic x
Who will you be mailing in Mario tennis fever?
This reminds me of how good Galaxy still feels today. https://youtu.be/qq8oLKqySrw
>>730643117I always main Rosalina in every game
>>730643117Probably Waluigi.>>730643352The babies are the stars in the story mode this time so their presence makes sense beyond roster padding.
>>730644573Wario has a whole cast they could add instead of random enemies and they all have unique personalities. It's bullshit.
>>730643182Do they still not want to ""spoil"" Bananza? Probably the only reason that I see for not including him since there's new Diddy too.
Another week has gone by.What did you play this week?Was it any good?I've been playing to some free games I got on epic and played a little bit of third strike on fightcade. Waiting for the new Deadlock update to drop and hoping it improves the game a little bit more.
Gonna play ans Ratchet and Clank 1 on PCSX2
>all this doomposting about being 30+I'm 31 and never felt depressed or like my life is over. Just keep enjoying life and doing what you want to do, let yourself be free. You're not one of those unfortunate souls living paycheck to paycheck, are you?
>>730625864warframe, a few ready or not rounds with friends and eternal strandsi've waved eternal strands off previously cause of the artstyle but honestly, it's been pretty fun. while the worldbuilding is quite nice, the character writing is honestly forspoken-tier, if characters stop talking about history or the world just start mashing A, you won't miss anything worthwhile. gameplay wise the game is a bit like botw meets dragon's dogma, you can climb anywhere including giant enemies, combat that heavily relies on you messing with physics (throwing small enemies around, freezing giant enemies' body parts to the ground to let you climb up etc.), lots of material gathering and crafting + upgrading your gear. if you can pick it up on sale (or pirate it) i'd recommend iti'm quite excited for the prospect of a sequel since the game has a bit of 'bad' jank
>>730646017I don’t know, man, I’m 32, everything’s pretty okay in my life, but still, quite often I catch myself thinking about things that are now forever out of my reach.For example, teenage love — you can only experience it when you’re actually a teenager. It’s something you can never bring back into your life no matter how hard you try, because you’re no longer a teenager.And the deeper into the forest you go, the thicker the trees become. With every new decade you lose more and more possibilities simply because of your age. Your body ages, emotions become duller, you come across genuinely new things less and less often.Aging itself just isn’t cool. I don’t like getting older.
>30>defeated mind control>defeated gangstalking>about to create one of the dankest games of all timeIt's amazing how much stuff I can just forget and not focus on now that I've left slopsociety
PS2 version (emulated) / Master Collection on Steam / Delta remake?Which version is the best to play?
the ps2 version is obviously the best, but the xbox360 collection isn't half bad either.
>>730646671>the ps2 version is obviously the best, but the xbox360 collection isn't half bad either.Ah I totally forgot the 360 and PS3 remasters exist. Thanks
>>730646606I would just emulate it, since the pressure sensitivity is easy to work around anyway, but The Master Collection version is arguably better if you're willing to put in the effort to fix it with fan patches.Delta is a mixed bag. Not terrible but utterly pointless.
Into the trash it goes.
>>730643717Because Trails In the Sky did the same thing and funny chest messages were added
>>730643306PS2 version is worse than SNES. V is the one that needs a remake the most, it would work fine with their current dual character system.
>>730643280because it was shit? retard? do you even fucking play videogames ever?
>>730645437>pedoseki pedos sucked off a bunch of pedo trannylatorswater is wet
>>730646124Why do they refuse to remake it?
We’re approaching the end of the Year 2, how has 2.X stacked up compared to 1.X?
>>730640279I concur
>>730646148The puzzle looking thing that you got from doing notorious hunt and buying from weekly. Also from dismantle A rank engine
>>730646339Uh based?
>>730645501I like it, gives me xenoblade vibes. I'm afraid of going back to china ;_;
>>730646035How long does it take to save for a S rank engine?
battlestation thread
>>730645897>streamer mic>anime posters>less than three screens>sane humanlol
what's it like living in a storage container?being a retarded american sounds so fun
>>730628527Why do you have a poster of me on your wall?
>>730645158>defeating mind control>defeated gang talking>>730646108Comfiddlesticks
>>730646690but you dont have water, heating, windowshow did u even get electricity?
I was admiring Lightning's beauty again and it got to me: now that square Enix seems to like the reimagined projects could we be blessed with Final Fantasy XIII Reimagined? Notice how Square Enix doesn't have games for the rest of the year
>>730645923Yeah, that's the same reason I didn't play Nobeta. It sounds good on paper but from what I've seen in motion I know it's not for me
>>73064487613 is dead. It is never getting new content. Fuck off back to /ffg/.
>>730646317Kek
>>730646272>got the proportions of Taylor SwiftSwift is thicker and taller.
I love a good RTS campaign. What are some good ones? What makes a good RTS campaign? What are some underrated ones? Did Arthas really need to purge that city?
Arthas was right, Uther was an idiot he did not even try to confirm the claim.
>Tim Sweeney pushes for immunity on Pragmata threads in a pathetic attempt to rival GabeNGamers, how are we feeling about this?
Remember how people were frekaing out about Grok generating CP and it was just Indians asking Grok to put kids in bikinis and the bikinis weren't even erotic.
>>730639690Kill yourself my man
>>730638472Yes. Pedochads RULE over you snoys
>>730617429if Gabe said he HATES eating shit from a plate and thinks anyone that does it is a stupid retard this retatd would post a defense of poopoo feasting the next day doe
>>730646587That's effectively what happened after NFT games got banned on Steam and Epic welcomed them with open arms.
Whats the best settings for difficulty being a little challenging?
Nail in the coffin for Pokemon. Nintendo lawers are seething as we speak. Do you know how much these cards are gonna skyrocket in price once Nintendo loses that lawsuit? astronomical. https://x.com/PalworldOCG_EN/status/2010602475880075728
>>730645971DK is older than ET retard.
>>730645990Technically that was Steeplechase in 1975 but I doubt anyone ever remembers that without looking it up, then it was DK.
>>730642240>wifetress in the trailerI will nyow buy your cards
>>730642240Palworld WON
would you go on a date with cammy?
>>730646298Pecs are tits if you stop lifting tho
>>730646298its like your regular gooner coombrain that NEEDS to have huge cocks, preferably multiple of them, on sluts or femfags with huge asses and balloon tits, they're just retarded pornbraineds
>>730641165I dont get it
>>730633290same art-homo?
>>730641000is this ai
What's a video game character that was right about everything?
>>730643563>What is Minecraft creative mode or the many other games of a similar natureAnd I'm not even gonna mention the many games that heavily lean into wish fulfillment.
>>730643568his lesson was a black sheep shouldn't be able to ruin everything for everybody because their whole species has god-like power, also some stuff about valuing life
>>730637835M12S is going down tomorrow, Idyllic Dream takes a second to get the flow and variables down for since it's a 4m long memory gamePF is going to be filtered HARD by that fight
>>730636913Instead of advancing to live blissful lives before willfully ending their own existence, thuggery just died horrible painful deaths filed with pain and terror.
>>730634684>Humanity is the name for an animal that cannot find joy in life without sacrifice. The pretty lie that is equality is nonsense sprouted by weaklings who cannot look upon the darkness.
Chaos.
>>730643183Definitely needed more time. Story could be better too if they spent a few more chapters fleshing out your party members.
>>730644186I wouldn't have minded the loot system if revelling your current equips were a lot more cheaper. Getting the set you want only to throw it away because its not enough at the level you're at sucks.
>>730617145I need to play this game, I wanna see the story. Seems entertsining.
>>730646510It's very entertaining. In fact it made me play it twice in a row just because I wanted to piece shit together properly.
>>730646510I expected nothing and was very surprised that I got invested in the story and the setting implications, especially how it sort of ties in to Dissidia
How the h*ck are you supposed to respond?
>>730580718no its about having the girl switching places with you retard
>>730579850stake to the heart
>>730618558Oh yeah and the fucking music and song selection was an absolute vibe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP_3oo3RCGohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTy4Am3MQ4cI want this era back and the feeling this game had for a sequel (huge hopecope i know)
>>730614618It's not really genuine, just Similar Enough Product. Also the hair hides a fat face
>>730579946it's the same person so you do fuck her
Mu gamecube just arrived! But what does this do?
>>730632951That's how you can easily bring it to your friend's house for Smash Bros or any of the numerous party games that were on this thing.
>>730633070>smash a bro
>>730641978He badly fucked up a two-side up like Rin has maybe?
>>730644420That dolphin stole my candy
>>730632951
greatest /v/ meme?for me, it's>money stolen
>>730644927/pol/ has fallen...
>>730641659>There are people who unironically support a race mixer killing a a narcissistic leftist roastie
>>730639910saying nigger isn't bad behavior
>>730646306It is for me.
>>730643871It's two sentences nigga
Didja beat it anon?
>>730635631>>730640606I beat Wobblecliff really easily but it was a cool level conceptually. I was surprised there weren't more levels in that style. Honestly the only level I really struggled with was the Dam level I was posting about, I think I spent maybe 3h in that level...
>>730646382Based I managed to get you. How'd you react to Wobblecliff? That one is always a riot.I've just found the super secret world in Nimi
>>730644528 Yeah, that early difficulty spike really throws people. It’s not hand-holdy at all, which I respect, but man, some of those mechanics don't make sense until you've failed like 10 times. I had to brute force the wind tile interactions before it finally clicked.
>>730646547>wind tile??? do you mean movable terrain?
>>730646503Yeah Dam took me hours too
Why are pretty much all Chinese games like this?
>>730646664???