Play Marvel Rivals
Magik should marry me
Magik is among the worst girls in the game, get some taste
>>736536245>he thinks he plays the game
>>736531726>>736525248>>736524696I really shouldn't jerk off again but...
Why is Tsukihime called "Tsukihime" if the titular "Moon Princess" is almost completely absent from three routes out of the five total?
>>736533237Arturia broke the law then
>>736534003Raynare is the hottest
>>736533436Shirou is Japanese Jesus
>>736533123Her name is Metroid Halo.
>>736535686all the type moon mcs are Buddhist influenced. Shirou embodies the Sisyphean bodhisattva vow of saving all beings despite the impossibility
Only 4 games here still hold up
>>736489924>Banjo Kazooie>Hitman>RE1>Splinter Cell>Tomb Raider>Time Splitterswere never good>Super Metroid>VtMB>Starfox 64>RE4>Metal Slug>LttP>Deus ExComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>736527180KoTOR, DAO, and ME1 are peak Bioware. I really enjoyed ME2 at the time, but the older I get the lower my opinion of it.
>>736533552Now hold on a second, Banjo Kazooie is a fucking banger
>>736534125Nah it was like 15fps and jank 1st gen 3D platformer controls. Maybe it's less shit in the later ports. I never played any of those.
>>736533552The only bad game there is Banjo
kinoI love them both
i love cloud too
I wish this could be an actual real crossover game but alas, I'll give it a try if they make a PC port
>>736535143kek
>>736535182I'm sure PC port will elevate this vertical screen horseshit, let alone SE bothering with port at all
>>736534508Terra is cute.
Great game, where's the 3rd one?
le valve cant count to 3 xDedit: thanks for the likes!
>>736536240The plot was done in 2 and they gave you the tools to make more levels if you want.
i dont think valve is good at all personally
water starter is the best starter
you should ask >>>/vp/
>>>/vp/
Why they keep making my frogs gay?
did you go to honolulu
What did she mean by this?
>>736534030gardener/pool boy
>>736534643>loli in a string bikiniThe game has fanservice but that is pretty much hentai territory and only "adult" adult games would use that design.Otherwise the dead giveaway is the menu and art is too clean. If you played the games you should recognize the inherent low quality / blurry assets. Not to mention the game (like the overwhelming majority of VNs) doesn't bake characters in the background for anything but major plot points. That would interfere with the modularity of the art and cause problems if the script needs to be changed for any reason.
>>736525439https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFWURVW-vpY
>>736535243the game literally has this same loli naked and showering though
>>736535756Yeah but it is the same double standard as wearing a swimsuit is fine but wearing underwear (which shows the same or less amount of skin) is kyaaa! One "hidden" bubble bath scene can slide under the radar (I doubt nowadays could) but string bikini loli strolling around is unrealistic for a game which plans to sell more than a handful of copies.
>character canonically doesn't wear panties
there's no way this is in game
western “anime” is so soulless
>>736536072s-safe horny
>Items have 3x durability>Teleporting costs 500 rupees>Using food and potions locks Link into an animation. You must be standing on solid ground. The animation must be finished without getting attacked.>Food heals over time (not instant)>You can only change armor sets at a stable or at a town>Remove random encounters>Horses behave like the motorcycle>Remove horse teleporting upgrade>Motorcycle is only available at stables (like horses)It's amazing how botw could be with simple balance changes
>>736533867Your rules, not mine. I have PC at 1 personally
Durability is going to be a staple in the franchise moving forward, and from a design perspective applying it to shields is the best idea Nintendo has brought to the series. Being able to mindlessly block every attack like in the previous 3D games before Skyward Sword was unbelievably stupid.
>>736533726To be fair the series is very good at coming up with furry porn wives
>>736533658I do!
>>736502702Glad to see that it's still working in 2026. When I started replaying BotW on Cemu years and years ago that's how I did it as well.
>blurry badly upscaled UI>overly tedious>no tutorial>just watch map colors change for 6 hours so you can live your nazis winning ww2 fantasy
>>736535514>>just watch map colors change for 6 hours so you can live your nazis winning ww2 fantasy
Are there any modern racing games with the racing layout of Midtown Madness/Midnight Club? I have been spoiled by this and can not go back to any other racing game. Forward Horizon and NFS their formulas are boring and linear. Tokyo Xtreme Racing is glorified drag racing with no turns so I got bored of that quick as soulful as it is.
>>736535861Burn Out series, but specifically Paradise i think? i don't remember all that well but its the first thing that comes to mind because its open world and you have to figure out the best routes through the city.
Is Chris a virgin? I don't see it.
>>736529475Death Island.
>>736514847Yup
>>736514789Algun dia, Chris...
Why doesnt Chris continue the Redfield bloodline himself?
>>736525450>the CG films that Capcom has confirmed as canon are not canon because I say soAnon is a retard, news at 11
...that a blast was had.
Master blasters, not like this...
>>7365360693.6 billy + tip down the drainoh I'm having a blast alright
How did South Korea become the home of the greatest game developers of all time? Their games have unparalleled plots and backstories.
>>736533657Salty milky coins
>>736527908i can't find the character on the viewer site. name?
>>736506720dongtan has no connotation with being an upper class or being a gold diggerIt's relatively a new planned city where it succeeded in attracting a lot of newly weds and has almost 0 boomer population
>>736507072I worked in consulting in France, England, Netherlands so you could say I visited quite a lot of different companies and "office ladies" aren't trying anymore. The perfectly manicured nails, hair always properly done and tasteful make up days are a thing of the past for 90%+ of them. Not to mention it's now "okay" to let yourself go especially once they shit out one kid. The hot office girls you're thinking about haven't just stopped existing in games, they've mostly stopped existing entirely.
>>736535319Helena, rising star
Millions died for this
>>736525363I don't think he would say 'gay' either, but I agree, here you go.
>>736496865Needs correction.
>>736529028Which one?
>>736534005Sora from Kingdom Hearts.
>>736528774Miquella getting headpats from anon.
Megaman is SERIOUS business, have you bought the Star Force collection yet? the games are pretty gooddiscuss the series
>>736535184Nope. I guess you should do the Zack sidequest if you haven't though, it only appears postgame and it enables you to become his brother which he'll be for the next two games.
>>736535184Crown is a fun fight at least
:p
>>736535590why are mean looking women so attractive to me
Grace Ashcroft, FBI Agent
>>736529323lore accurate grace
>>736484220>flat chested whiney hagHnnnnnnnggg
>>736518576You sure do rationalize a lot, fag.It's okay, we all have our weird interests.sissy
I want Grace and Emily to do my makeup
Bloodborne and Sekiro are the best fromsoft games. The fact that they filtered shield shitters (the vocal people who think complaining about the lack of a "build variety" makes them smarter or understand good game design) is just a bonus. The reason why they both had negative reviews and casuals complaining about the difficulty being too hard was due to this vocal part of the community (the majority of souls players) crying to get their crutches back. They had to EARN their skill, and they couldn't. Same reason they got filtered by hollow knight and silksong.>I beat dark souls hiding behind a shield! I beat elden ring (after nerf patches)! I should be able to beat silksong!Nuh-uh. Get good or go back to >>>/tv/
Shields are great, sekiro is fine because you literally don't need one, but in ER sure you can beat the game without one I normally two hand anyway, but having a shield is a nice way to actually be able to stand your ground in the game which in Sekiro you can do by deflection in ER you can only do that by rolling, so if you get into a fight in a narrow area where you can fall off the edge, then a shield is great. Mind you AoW totally negate the need for a shield in most cases, giant hunt basically deals with 95% of enemies except some of the amped up BS ones from the DLC e.g. horned warriors.
>kicks your shit in repeatedly with a bunch of bastard enemies and bosses>has a headless fat bastard fist you to deathWHAT THE FUCK IS FROM SOFTWARE'S PROBLEM!??!?!
>>736535001trvke
>>736535001but the shield in sekiro is one of the most versatile and effective prostetics
I found Elden Ring to be easier without a shield, and I'm playing through DS3 now and it feels the same. What's the point when the stronger enemies and bosses have these massive seven hit combos? Better to power stance or two-hand for extra damage
Reminder that Glass Joe's only win was against Mike Tyson but the fight left him scarred beyond repair thus his glass jaw
>>736534618Yeah, when I was like 10.
>>736534618beat tyson on a phone emulator like a year or two ago. it was hard af but enough trial and error and you eventually get it
>>736531394>>736534240I like glass Joe ok. It's my headcanon
>>736534418>Tyson hit him with a nasty uppercut and probably would've lost there if there was any time left in the round>Then like a round later he hit Tyson with the cleanest left right left combo to win>Proceeded to immediately get fat and out of shape after the fightEverything fell his way
if you didn't play the nude hack you never beat punch out
what happened to dark elfs in vidjegames?>neverwinter nights>lineage 2>baldy's gate dark alliance 2>elder scrollsi feel like it's been ages since there's been a game where you could play as a dark elf
>>736534705>The japanese traded dark elfs for dark brown elfs japs always had dark elfs as brown instead of blue, like pirotess from lodoss warso they never made any true (blue) dark elf games before so i don't see why even bring them uponly koreans and westerners made them>western fantasy is dead and buried nah we have plenty of western fantasy shit but they just don't have dark elfs in them anymore for some reason
>elfsIt's "elves', esl-kun.
>>736535768same thing, also i'm literally english lol
>>736534638there are plenty you retard, but now they call them 'Drows', you can play them in shit like BG3 or WoTR (as Blightborn subtype of elf)
>>736535996you can play as drow in baldy's gate 3?i don't think i've ever seen that before ever, just that gay vampire and human bitch and demon bitch and ugly orc bitch>wotrrtwp games are kinda ass to play, also that still was like 5 years agoso 2 games in the last decade isn't what i'd call "plenty"
