>Woah Capcom is so heckin based with their new games!!Jingle keys at the newfag and watch as they drool and clap
If you can use old shit for that, then someone could use older shit that was popular. It is endless.
Every day i thank god that he didn't make a schizophrenic that creates unreadable infographics to post on a basket weaving inline forum
>smell like shit>win
>>736728976I'd rater just tard ragemaxx liks the average Khornate.
Why is Vorx so cool bros?Know this,’ Vorx says in his archaic Gothic, trying his best to be readily understandable. ‘Your Chapter’s gene-seed will be destroyed by my hand. None will be taken. None will be defiled.’‘The bodies of your warriors will not be mutilated,’ Vorx continues quietly, throwing Xydias off and ramming the scythe’s heel at him. ‘Those taken alive will have honourable deaths.’The names of the slain will be recorded,’ he says, straining to match the heft and velocity of the thunder hammer’s strikes. ‘That is a kind of immortality. A better kind than the one you were promised.’Gently, Vorx lets the body down. He pulls Exact’s blade out slowly, doing no more damage to the already ruined armour than necessary. Xydias collapses, his head lolling. Vorx bows stiffly over his corpse and offers him the old salute, the one that the Barbarans used to offer the honourable slain in the days before decay ate its way through all the old protocols.
>>736728976UH OH. STINKY.
Masterpiece.
>>736728389Playing the first one right now. I enjoy the pubes.
>>736728928Everytime I have to investigate in this game I think of this fucking thing thanks to that copypasta.toucan sam vision makes me kek everytime
>>736728389i want to play it but I've been putting off playing the first game for well over 10 yearsi'm never going to get to play it, am i...
>>736728389Kino
>>736728725Geralt is kind of a cold ass hole. I think they did a good job with what yen (brunette) and Geralts relationship is. They have good banter and you have it where it seems theyre confuse themselves at times why they like eachother beyond just sex. Ive thought triss was boring through all 3 games and I think the only reason people like her is because shes a hot red head. She doesnt really have any compatibility with Geralt.
move bitchget out the wayget out the way bitchget out the way
>>736727174I spent an absurd amount of time just trying to get my car as bloody as possible from all sides
>>736727174Did you really modded the license plates? Are you autistic?
>discover that reversing into people doesn't damage the engine>spend hours driving backwards on the sidewalkAt the time it was TECHNOLOGY. People only playing IV recently will take for granted everything it did over the older games.
>>736729545IV was ahead of it's time
>>736727174the satisfying thunk of running over a pedestrian in IVits sublime
Name a blue and yellow game RIGHT NOW
>>736725952Came to post this. And a few hours ago, but that's unrelated I guess.
>>736724818Final Fantasy X
>>736724818soma?
>>736724818Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped
>>736724818XCOM - Terror from the Deep
What would you want for DMC6?
>>736666614I would like the VISIONARY, the master of storytelling himself, ADI SHANKAR to direct the next game!
>>736666614dante as the only playable characterunlock vergil skin for replays
>>736666931>The motherfucking switch 2 gets LDK, and whatever the fuck 5SE on consoles had>but not on PCDo it Capcom.
>>736726750>Switch 2 gets LDK, turbo and ray tracing>Runs like absolute shitKino
Dante's tomboy demon daughter as the new playable protag. Dante as the supporting character like DMC4
WE HAVE WON
>>736724367No fucking way they are releasing this
>>736724361Is that cum on his face?
>>736724249Grummz is a pedophile, chuds arte useless and your companies burned billions of dollars for nothingYour movement is comparable to Trump himself in making companies fail
Wow you "won" by making up a bunch of numbersGreat win, I'm sure it will make you feel better.
>>736723360Are you one of God's chosen tribe?
>responds to backlash ONCE>fucking dies
i will admit i do think he should have just manned the fuck up and said something along the lines of >if i hire a translation team they will butcher the entire game and put random bullshit in like memes or politics unless im literally in the office with them and that adds another 3 months to the devlopment time
>>736711186I don't understand why people are coping about Toby feeling bad over Floyd dying, this is the same guy that said we need more gay relationships. He would feel bad for it, nobody is forcing him to say anything.
>>736730416It's not just any memes, it's always memes that were only popular the month the localization was written and are horribly dated by the time the actual product comes out
>>736681074>>736681878How in the blue fuck is any of this new to you people.It's been year after year of nothing but fellating Toby Fox. And you didn't realize he came from Homestuck, an SJW locus point? I remember the apologia marched on his behalf, when he made a BLM post. Stop worshipping this fuckstick already.
>>736730794they are so brown and their computers are so shitty that information just reached them a week ago
Ya got a favorite videogame bunny, /v/ ?
>>736729853Cerise is NOT for lewds that's Noir's job
what is it about lagomorphs?
>>736730142at one point I thought vibri was a frog, because of the smaller forms she has after taking damage
>>736708564>The fucking racist, greedy fat bunny merchant
This is first time a game has given me chills in years
the fucks a gibbet
>>736729369Its a slur anon. You're supposed to say 'the g-word'
>>736725585>Canonical sociopath that slaughtered all the other needle knights because she thought they weren't loyal enough>It was so bad Miquella himself had to give her the sissy hypno to stop her from butchering his pawns>"You don't get it guyz she's actually very competent"
>>736714076>What's their deal?Artificial humans. Or an attempt, at least.First-generation Albinaurics are humanoid, intelligent, and capable of speech. However, their legs don't work.Second-generation Albinaurics are retarded, dumpy little freaks, incapable of speech. However, they can cartwheel like a motherfucker.
>>736723392Esoteric Ebb has a very good discussion about alignment and actions regarding Evil and Good.Miquella is Evil.
>>736730051As opposed to what Good?!
>>736726658Well, hopefully their sales figures come crashing down soon so you can be right about something for once.
Face it /v/. You will never EVER get to play this. It's simply unbreakable.
>he doesn't know
>>736727715>sour rapes
i so desperately wanted to play this as a young man... but by the time it was cracked, i was too old and decrepit to muster the same youthful enthusiasm i once had...
It should never have been cracked. Meme ruined.
>>736724063Retard, you can still get it for ps4 on psnstore
My IQ is too high for me to buy digital licenses.
>>736726587>Enjoy always online DRM for your PC, TV, and phone, cattle.again, speak for yourself retard. stop projecting.
>>736726587You put a Vita game on the cart and it didn't install to the hard drive (that wasn't initially there), it played straight from the cart. Same with 95% of Switch games. I suppose I shouldn't forget 3DS and WiiU, though I do still resent the whole Fatal Frame 5 debacle with the latter, more for the lack of an American physical on region locked hardware than any censorship.
>>736724037Same. My PC and PS3 and 3DS has been FILLED with roms now.>GOG installers>Old PC Ports from DVD rips from Internet Archive>PS2 roms on PS3 2tb NTFS drive>PS1 roms on PS3 2tb NTFS drive>PS3 backups on PS3 2tb NTFS drive>GBA games on the 3DS's microsd>DS games on the 3DS's microsd>3DS games on the 3DS's microsd>Other roms on PCI'm ready to go offline when the time comes.
based thread but why hate on RDR 2
>>736728593Because its woke troon slop
you upgrade now goyim
>>736728357fpbp/thread
Steam Deck has 1280x800@90Haven’t had an issue with that
>>736728357This
>>736728319I'll consider upgrading if next gen GPUs even come out.
“But I sit six inches from my screen”PC chads ahegao facing the “load” of deals they get
do you prefer it when night elves are assertive amazons or submissive bimbos?
>>736729189>Because Night Elf men spend all their time in the Dream, Night Elf women take it upon themselves to keep the population up>Males of any race who venture too close to Night Elf territory will find themselves ambushed and dragged away deeper into the woods>The Sentinels will then spend days wringing the male dry, keeping him 'active' with alchemical cocktails and Nature-infused compounds>Night Elf genes are wholly dominant, ensuring any child sired is almost entirely a Night Elf with only minor features of the father's race at most>The Sentinels will then dump the drugged, emaciated, and exhausted malr off on tbe edge of their territory, not bothering to ensure his safety beyond that>This all is also part of why the Night Elf men stay within the Dream, since as the great Archdruid Malfurion once said; "Bitches be crazy."
>>736721634this
>>736729230They deserve each other.>>736729329based
>>736729230Great artist
>>736729230>>736730062>We're going to get 40k content from SoboroAbstract feeling
As suspected, Marathon's budget is bloated as fuck. Bungie needs a minimum of 6.25 million copies each sold at $40 to even dream of breaking even.https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2026/04/09/checking-in-on-marathon-a-month-after-launch/
How do you even spend that much money a multiplayer game with not enough content Eastern Europeans could've made 4, 100 hour long 8/10 games with that much money
>>736728316>>736728560Embarrassing! Forknife was f2p and CS & DotA were fucking community mods. All of these games have/had CCUs in the multimillions, yet Marathune is scrambling to keep it above 4 digits. Lesson learned is to make a standout SP entry like HL or WC with basic MP and mods and just let the community cook.
>>736728360>>736728371>>736728419holy newfags
Why did the Rook Marathon thread get deleted but this one and the other one about Bungie sales stay up
>>736728360>>736728371>>736728419you need to go back
ITT: Peak game mechanics>You can kick enemies
>>736724165i wish there was a way to display the badges of your liking without having to use an external achievement program like SAM though
>>736724165>>736724708I wonder if relocking them with SAM removes the badges and the cosmetic that's unlocked with it.
the peak of babel has been moved to tomorrow at seed change, before the drunk lobby, due to circumstancesmy apologies scouts, wish you a nice day
>>736727956Cool, I might actually be able to join one of these. It's also the perfect opportunity to test that new BetterFPS mod.
Finally. PEAK is over. We did it swedes(lowercase).
PC bros, whats the correct way to set up you monitor and chair? I always get a sore neck and headache after a day of gaming.
The upper part of your monitor should be level with your eyesightAlso don't sit for too long
>>736727436It's a you issue. Fix yourself then adjust your workspace to fit you.
golem git ye gone
This >>736727714 plus a monitor arm to get the screen at the right height.
>>736727436Get a chair which allows you to lean way back. This only works for some games (need to be chill).Or sit properly.
Meh. Don't really understand why uncs worshipped this game so much.
slavs are the most miserable people on the planet. Their literature, music, and how they behave irl/online
>>736728286New Olden Era updates, btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJlJYMpE0Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g9YcRQ7Oh4
>>736728286>Meh. Don't really understand why uncs worshipped this game so much.yes you do and you just wanted to have a heroes 3 thread with a clickbait OP
>>736728286Heroes 5 is the better game.
it's a slavoid thing, they had like 3 computer games in the 2000s and hat was one of them so they shill it a lot
What's the appeal of idol games?
>>736715729makes you happy
>>736726046?
>>736725931Uoh...
>>736723629Japan has fallen...
