>this is a 10/10 in bongland
>>736277028you need to grow up and out of this shit fetish
>>736264252You forgot something big.
>>736277028every little girlalso source?
>>736256656it's clearly a 262/264
>>736277028I don't think anyone has as much oppai loli art as Lana but I still disapprove of your taste.
What did you just say about Nintendo?
>>736277245Imagine if he lost weight. Could maybe pass for one of those band dudes, chick's dig band dudes.
>>736277245>>736277323>>736277351He definitely wears diapers recreationally.
>>736277245awe inspiring power stance
>>736277245I knew a guy in college like this
why are they always tendies
Why old fighting games are so much better?
>>736272493>brown language>KOFlike clockwork
>Why old fighting games are so much better?The genre was born of the arcade era -- a time that presupposed a level of depth and difficulty required for fleecing pennies from players. The move to consoles began to undermine this development philosophy, as the products were (i) already paid for and (ii) needed to appeal to the the casual player market that consoles had attracted. Finally, online play forced dumb-downing to the lowest denominator player (starting circa SFIV / 2008, with lenient inputs); as well the "balance" demanded by e-sports autists -- leading to the "100-hit combo era" of same-y juggles and dial-a-mashed focused gameplay which the genre copy-pastes ad nauseum today. Suffice it to state, this all presupposed the dilution and eventual deletion of the defensive mechanics which made or broke many games -- defence being an anathema to rush-down focused gameplay, as well as a much more demanding skill to hone than just scripted, rote attacking.Thus, a genre that once defined sorting the skill wheat from the scrub chaff, has now become one of the most casual in the pastime.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSgA_nK_w3AMany warned about throwing the baby out with the bathwater in order to appeal to the least discerning consumer demographic... First it was command lists; then training modes; then trails; then simplified control schemes; then homogenises inputs; then ancillary non-fighting game modes; then cosmetics... Fighting games did not have a leeway for any dilution of its core principles, because the appeal of the genre was always the competitivity it elicited -- something that is undermined by making it "for everyone". Alas, rhyme and reason are always drowned out by the din of jingling shekels... Ironically, now that fighting games are sold as "seasonal" products, not just as one-off purchases, and player retention is an imperative as such, the products themselves are so shallow that very stick around -- see: MK1.>#NoRefunds
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>>736272962Pretty much this, and all that gets erased the moment development imperative moves from gameplay integrity to sales.One of the biggest cancers to emerge are METERS:In the past, if meters even existed, the resource gained was from pro-active play -- landing attacks or the like. Today, meter is awarded for being pummeled and, accordingly, acts as little more than thinly veiled, MMO style time delay on attacks, which renders them artificial comeback mechanics. By changing this, one dynamic -- meter for pro-active play vs. divvied to the loser -- it would flip most fighting game meta on its head. Not that that, alone, would "fix" the current state of genre play... Just that it would starkly demonstrate how sub-mechanics in fighting games are as integral to how the games play, as for any other genre.None of it matters, though... For it the likes of MBS can buy up SNK and turn it into his vanity project -- yet, the game is little more than SF6 minus some of the slop -- there is zero hope for the genre to ever go back to its halcyon days. In fact, I have far more hope that, with A. I., modders will be able to either modernise old school games, or even transpose the old game engines into newer games; than any of the major developers halting their race to the bottom.
>>736272493because you live in a third world shithole where no one can afford the cabs for better games, so you don't know any better
>SAO game>minimum amount of Kirito possibleIt might actually be goodhttps://youtu.be/Lr_dGWiEbJg
>all the cute girls will survive the game>the nerdy dude with the glasses is super fucked
>>736264630>they're going to have you build your own OC harem in game>just to retcon them all chasing kirito's dick in the movie after
>>736265682Is the author still writing? I thought they were accused of tax fraud or something.
>>736272158He's out of jail now iirc
>>736274391Well, good for him, but is he writing again?
GAME The Strongest Job Is Apparently Not a Hero or a Sage, but an Appraiser (Provisional)! ~Dungeon and Mystery Girl~https://store.steampowered.com/app/4320940/GAME_The_Strongest_Job_Is_Apparently_Not_a_Hero_or_a_Sage_but_an_Appraiser_Provisional_Dungeon_and_Mystery_Girl/
>>736274558Isekai is just a setting, not a genre. There's nothing wrong with enjoying lighthearted comedies or slice of life shows set in another world.
>>736273936I watched the first episode for the big titty elf, man it was bad, but I do like big titty elves
>>736274353It's a shame this mod makes bank from being le ironic instead of something like arcane dimensions or brutalist map jam 3
>Japanese humor
>>736274343In case you get confused.
>Who touched my train set
If by trian set you mean sister then it was me
Have you ever pretended to be a fan of a video game to seem cool? Be honest.
>pfp in the image is the tranny from one piecelol OP is a retard
>>736274819I'm a big fan of Eagle from street fighting oneplz capcum add eagle and his sticks to the street fighthis sticks are soooo cooli like sticks
>>736274887seethe
>>736274887Is that so?Are you a cute tranny, OP?
>>736274887>encyclopedic knowledge of trans charactersyou have a strong "gaydar" too, don't ya?
I'm fucking addicted. I can't stop playing Hyrule Warriors. Wizzro is so cool I wish they would bring him back but I know he'll never appear ever again.
>>736266857yes but you can die and need to try to win in a beat em up usually
>>736263365The keep system is basically the bread and butter of the gameplay. Battle isn't exactly combat but more like doing a series of simple but time consuming tasks. The engagement comes from being overloaded with things you need to do and figuring out the best way to prioritize all your objectives while getting inside of the 15 minute time limit for A rank (in adventure mode at least). Even the rudimentary duel gameplay against named enemies and bosses is more like a bigger than average time sink that you have to plan for, likely using resources to get them down quicker.The first few story campaign levels are very easy so the gameplay doesn't shine through much, but as you get the later levels and harder difficulties, it becomes much more interesting.
>>736274035Hit the nail on the head. The game is all about time management, multi-tasking, and prioritization.
>>736272890You haven't played the game if you're calling hyrule warriors too easy
>>736274237My biggest issue with the BOTW Warriors games is the complete lack of management anything. Bases don't matter, you don't need to make sure things are protected. It's just so dumbed down.
Choose
>>736274509No.https://youtu.be/uBPJjnEn4mU?si=yhPd6A0VG5eWX7J8
>>736274654Chimp my nuts with your shit taste, nigga.
>>736274365Ai is based
>>736263893FPBP
>>736275418On fucking indians.
This game would have been better without the awful wii motion controls
>>736276050>one of the last stages is the first stage, but harder and now feels worse because of all the story lore dropped on you>this playshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04LXSoEB0k4Fucking kino.
>>736276886Reminds me a lot of Legend of Mana desu
>>736276886I also liked how the different Armour and weapons you bought actually changed and showed up on your character. I always thought that was cool.
>>736276962Felt like DQ9, but better. It was cool that you could even use certain race skills as other races via items as well.
>>736275907I can admit the game is kinda bad, at least when it comes to controls and polish, but it left a really good impression on me. One of those kinds of games you'll never get again b/c it was such a product of its time.
I wanna play a game in this style.No final fantasy or big franchsie shit i don't wanna play sequels or multiple games i just want ONE game like this.No i'm not gonna play Stardew Valley i'd rather a game with an actual story and ending not a cringe dating sim.
>>736272617I played Sea of Stars when it came out. Haven't played the DLC that came out recently, but in my entire playthrough I saw absolutely zero politics or wokeshit whatsoever. I was completely shocked honestly. Feel free to check it out or pirate with no reservations
>>736272491this game gets spammed to hell and back in Chrono Trigger groups for the "mountains're nice" line, I'm pretty sure it's shillbotted
>>736266258Sadly, there isn't any.
these games aren't horny enoughi need to be able to fuck my companions
>>736266258https://store.steampowered.com/app/269770/Secrets_of_Grindea/
They just dont builded them like that any more do they ?
>>736276979I get playing your childhood nostalgia game, but both of those games are objectively shit, as are all sp yugioh games because the ai is shit, and poses less challenge than playing against a literal toddler.
if you focus hard, you can make him spin the other direction
>>736269001
>>736268798
Fraud Hackmann?
>>736269001So is pol a cattle network for politicians to spam memes and let the cattle spread or are people really fucking retarded these days?
I love Magik bros, is Rivals worth playing just for her?
>>736273687def up therefirst skin in the game i didn't want to equip
>>736273646>Character requires more game knowledge than others that just have guns>UHMMM NO SHIT IDIOT RETARD DUMBASS FAGLORD!You are brown.
>>736273558Nearly every Elsa I see uses the Young Blood skin so she's likely to get more skins
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>game has clickable jiggle physics
>>736267676
>>736267676Nice
>>736253727It's consistently solid with almost nothing weighing it down. Honestly, I think the games people are fond of aren't the ones with the overall best gameplay, but with good/great gameplay without any shitty mechanics, "those parts", slow moments or massive story/dialogue dumps to ruin the experience.
>>736273536I'm not a fan of the flat art style but I'm glad to see factory balls still goes on.
Honestly my favorite party of funny RPG heroes. They've just got this certain something that puts them a step above the rest.
HOW TO GET ENDING 3>Find a discarded doll behind Carrie Mancer's grave (only findable when Alex is the only one in the party, South Town Aviators needed>Give the doll to the girl living in Michael's house, she'll thank you and hand Alex a flashlight>Go to Flag Town at night, a Soul Survivor will be "sunbathing" on the beach. Speak to it, it'll disappear and leave a sandy letter behind.>Sandy letter says that a sasquatch has been spotted near Frankton, head to the forest where you find Proto Michael. A weeping Soul Survivor will be found here. Speak to it, it disappears, leaving a yellow key behind. Overworld will now have fucked up glitchy colors. Dali appears on the map running in circles. Chase him to the mall.>At the mall, Dali will run into the fountain, and disappear. A black pill will rise to the surface. Eat the pill, go outside to the dumpsters where you fight the Gothic Entity. Three Golden Alpacas will reappear (edgy Sephiroth form in I.V) and initiate a hard fucking fight. All of its sound effects are replaced with Alex crying.>Golden Alpaca drops a yellow lock>You can walk on water now>Put the yellow lock on the tower in the middle of the sea>Use the yellow key on the lockshrimple as that. also if you talk to dick in the factory hotel once you have the lock and key he admits that he never had any hints to give you.
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>>736275232>nonsensewe can spin the wheels endlessly on BUT WHAT COULD IT ALL MEAN topic, since the update went all-in on obfuscated abstractioni was already checked out by the end, so yet another terminal rambling about essentia and alternate universes washed over meeverything and anything is a symbolic reinterpretation of this or that, it all just sort of blends into a purposeless jumble of cool if incoherent visualsmaybe i'm a bit bitter that the changes are such a lurching shift that the vanilla/NG+0 content and setup might as well be irrelevant, which means that last act and possible alternate endings remain effectively unfinished
>>736275920i can't blame you. i'm not saying that i've connected the dots either, it's just how i see it. i hope their next game is constructed better so that it doesn't need a mulligan six years later, but who knows how things will go.
>>736276090>constructed betterhopefully brothers allamazovs find themselves a tard-wrangling programmer/engineer guy who could optimize their efforts and also veto the more retarded of their mechanical designsno hopes for a proper story though, considering the massive focus on symbolism in I.V, and the fact that the default apologia for vanilla YIIK was>it's unreliable narration, you just don't get that a postmodern story can lie>it's all a dream, didn't you understand a single thing from machine and the krow, that's why there are contradictionseven though both points are basically explicitly refuted in plain text
>>736272381Yiik? More like YIKES lmao!!!!
You now remember trannies trying to astroturf this game and demo last month
It was a fun game>levels are short>music is good>art style is cool>can get good scores with smart routing only>only the ultra autists care about getting the #1 spot, which requires speedrunning
>Overwhelminglypostitiveslop bait
why didnt they show the robot's body?
>>736277725I actually held first spot on the last level of the demo for like one day at most, troons won unfortunately and speedrunning wasn't the correct strat to achieve this score. What mattered was maximizing damage on enemies with intentionally aiming not to kill them or by jumping on them
Remember playing this game?
>>736269026it's not real
>>736269026
>>736269026maybe
>>736269026sex with she
>>736269026bnuuy
John Tarmac
>>736275958quick, name 10 game developers who aren't jackie chan
>>736170115Oh to be joyous and freely innocent again
>>7362763341) Gabe Cruel2) Gabe Stew Well3) Jackie ChanFUCK
>>736265197>Crystal Cafe is okayOkay, foid.
>>736276189>You take the blue water pill, the story ends.
which option would be more appealing to the audience of the game?
>>736243720>>736251375Life has many doors, ed-boy.
>>736242335Right>>736242620None>>736260265H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H>>736260569 >>736260693 >>736260469Based HELchads>>736251507Mogged by Maymay and Lorina
>>736242620Loving relationship with right until she comes home to see me fucking middle in her own bed while left jills off while spying on us
>>736268239god I love juri
>>736268874>>736268959I'll commission you for more Joan lewd facts like if the carpet matched the drapes
