>gays can have babies togetherThe nonbinary shit is one thing, but this is just an outright denial of reality
>>736254674>I can carry 400kg of stuff>I can tank attacks that would kill elephants>I can instantly change the appearance of my armor as if it's magic while retaining its stats>gay couples can have babies>...>TOO MUCH NON REALISMvideo games are not realistic. you're mad because the corpo writes less code and gets positive marketing in one go which is a great financial decision.
>>736254885That's fine, the game will sell without you.
>>736277661I find faggots disgusting.
>>736254674You could just make everyone in your island straight and post about it in twitter to spite them.
>>736277904its a good thing you can have none on your island
why do people dislike turn BASED RPGs now?
>>736276280Dunno. I'll just check in again another time and hopefully that rpg thread isn't dogshit.This one was doomed from the start putting eos gachaslop in the OP though, come to think of it.
>>736277195Queen of shortstacks
>>736276924Wouldn't she be like a toddler, if even born at all in BD2?
>>736277708BD2 stopped being a prequel months ago anon
In retrospect, we shouldn't have let that Cranky Kong retcon slide, changing him from DK’s grandfather to his dad. At the time we brushed it off, but that was the start of it all. Now we’re paying the price with the worst one yet: completely throwing Rosalina’s lore out the window just to give Peach some forced, soulless backstory.Fuck Miyamoto for letting this happen. Rosalina’s mom was such an essential, beautiful part of her mystery and identity. Now we’re left with Illumination’s cheap Great Value Elsa-and-Anna sister relationship.We were so young back then… man, we really were fools.
i read all of that in roger's voice
>>736273149From a recent interview with Miyamoto:*"When we were developing Super Mario Galaxy, the director for that game, Yoshiaki Koizumi, and I were discussing what Rosalina and Peach's actual relationship was," Miyamoto said. "We had this vague idea about what their actual relationship could be, and how it would play into the concept of space."**"We had a lot of discussion about this, but we never came to a conclusion. So we decided that let's take this opportunity to give this idea some meat and get into the specificity of it, and we had a lot of fun having this discussion back and forth."*Until they outright make a statement along the lines of "the movie canon is separate from the game canon," it seems like this is what they're going forward with for the foreseeable future.
>>736272914>>736277295I'm surprised the father thing is what weirds you anons out and not the fact that he's a Mayan emperor
Cranky refers to dk as "son" in the games. You can argue that this doesn't actually confirm anything, sometimes older guys just refer to younger guys as son, but it's what he says
>>736272914In retrospect, humans shouldn't have invented the wheel. Now we're paying for it: there's another Mario movie.
>Overwatch is struggling>Starcraft died over a decade ago>HoTS died shortly after Starcraft>Diablo is meh >Warcraft is gay and retarded now Whether it can or can't be isn't the issue, but is (World of) Warcraft even WORTH saving at this point? Is Blizzard?
>>736273915why aren't female trolls allowed to be hunchbacked too
>>736276725dont you mean body type 2?
>>736275765>I still cant believe pic related is real>Blizzard is so cookedJust two more weeks.
>>736277029lmao
>>736274045>doomers vs deloosionals lmao
how do you make models for your vidya gameIve tried but shit's hard
>>736254454I think it also is genuinely a good design though and it works well with the gameplay.I spend more time fantasizing about REPLAYING that damn game than I spend fantasizing about fucking her.
>>736274550Clueless old retard here but aren't there programs now where you can just paint directly on the 3d model without having to big brain the 2D texture?
>>736275256those certainly help but it doesn't bypass the art part
>>736244651I thought she was swinging a bagette.
>PC gaming....You could play Astrobot instead....
Why did it flop?
Why did what flop?
>>736277463it flopped because after cumming in her 10 times i could no longer maintain wood
Where's bayonetta 4?
>>736264676>dies to a disabled manImagine still liking this shit character kek
>>736262907Funny how this is still the hottest iteration of her
>>736275903That's a child.
>>736262596Hopefully dead/quietly canceled
>>736262596Mommy please let me cum inside...
>check'em
>>736273845i bought some fighter tokens for incest alex, I'll use them for ingrid
>>736273845I hate her head condom
>>736273845>People have been wanting Ingrid for years.>Capcom gives them this Katamari Damacy larper instead of Ingrid.The absolute state of those 40+ year old Ingrid fanboi ojisans.
>>736274227imagine spending millions of dollars stretching the eyes out on every frame when you could have just
>>736273845uncanny
When did console gamers become broke losers who cry over prices 24/7? $900 isn't even a lot. Not even to a poor person who is an actual adult. Is this why all the console games are gay and woke now? Is this their audience? Poor communists?
blacks
You're Jewish we get it, no need to make a whole thread about it.
>>736272958Kek, on the other hand why the fuck would you pay 900 dollars for a console with no games
Resident Evil and Silent Hill are the two most popular horror franchises yet we have to see a crossover. Why?
Silent Hill is much better at horror but the puzzles are much harder and they filter normies.
Not everything has to be a crossover.
>>736271101Bump
>>736271101fatal frame 2 and silent hill f got a crossover
Just played and beat Megaman X1 what did I think of it?
>>736277274You think the slowdown in Armored Armadillo's stage is kino.
Air Mans Stage...........Home.......
>>736274216megaman killed zero with his dick cannon
>>736277625can't believe zero series is dead
It's gonna be announced this summer, trust the plan
>>736253758Valve are such fucking hacks it's unreal.
>>736268165I'm pretty sure that's a guaranteeI'd expect more Wesker content in general too. It's been forever since we've had real Wesker in a new game and they won't want to waste him
>>736272475RE stole that design from valve
>>736258485Probably the X version, but I'd like a bit of both.
>>736263740>Also, the only one I would actually describe as challenging.t. also got utterly fucked the first time on the unannounced itembox MC change>tfw having to beat the final boss with just a fucking pistol and 3 shotgun shells while constantly getting stunlocked and not having access to the literal 100+ explosive arrows or some shit i had saved up to use
>The demo scene, which includes tree assets provided by CD Projekt RED (presumably used in the development of The Witcher 4), features 60 million plants of 200 different species and around 1 million trees. It takes place on a 5×5 km terrain, entirely held in memory with no streaming, as evidenced by the lack of any pop-in or other typical LOD issues.>Larger trees have up to and over 10 million polygons each, and everything in the demo is modeled as actual geometry, meaning no alpha maps or cards, down to individual pine needles. Martin's favorite stat from this demo, though, is that if you flattened the entire scene into a triangle list at full LOD, you would get over 5 trillion triangles. Of course, The Witcher 4's RTX Mega Geometry foliage demo features fully dynamic path-traced lighting with pixel-perfect shadows, and everything can be uniquely animated.>1 million trees>10 million polygons each>4K@80FPS (with DLSS Quality) on a 5090>1440p@58FPS (with DLSS Quality) on a 4070I think it's safe to say our guys at CDPR are cooking.Also the difference between console and PC versions is gonna be crazy.
>>736277353You could do that in games for years now without needing an RTX 5090
>>736277451Cool you have 3 games for that
>>736275926
>>736275926I don’t even need to scroll down to know this thread is going to be full of poorfag seethe lmao.
>>736277596Tbh true.Meanwhile here I am thinking I might need to upgrade my 5080 to 6090 when this comes out.
Why don't we ever remake the games that had great potential but were rushed out the door because of some retarded executive or publisher's dumbass decision instead of remaking games that are already great and finished when they were released?
>>736270613>giving devs timeRookie move, force them to crunch. Never. EVER. Give devs time. Be harsh about deadlines. This reddit shit about not wanting to stress developers has given us nothing but dog shit for 2 decades. Enough is enough.I want crunch. I want you unpaid for it. I want you working 80 hour weeks and sleeping under desks. I want every thought in and out of your head to be about the game. I don't want you to see your family.
>>736270613Because remakes are cynical cash grabs and an old shitty game wouldn't sell
>>736270613Bad games get bad reviews. The bad reviews linger even if the game is fixed.
>this is a 10/10 in bongland
>>736277028you need to grow up and out of this shit fetish
>>736264252You forgot something big.
>>736277028every little girlalso source?
>>736256656it's clearly a 262/264
>>736277028I don't think anyone has as much oppai loli art as Lana but I still disapprove of your taste.
What did you just say about Nintendo?
>>736277245Imagine if he lost weight. Could maybe pass for one of those band dudes, chick's dig band dudes.
>>736277245>>736277323>>736277351He definitely wears diapers recreationally.
>>736277245awe inspiring power stance
>>736277245I knew a guy in college like this
why are they always tendies
Why old fighting games are so much better?
>>736272493>brown language>KOFlike clockwork
>Why old fighting games are so much better?The genre was born of the arcade era -- a time that presupposed a level of depth and difficulty required for fleecing pennies from players. The move to consoles began to undermine this development philosophy, as the products were (i) already paid for and (ii) needed to appeal to the the casual player market that consoles had attracted. Finally, online play forced dumb-downing to the lowest denominator player (starting circa SFIV / 2008, with lenient inputs); as well the "balance" demanded by e-sports autists -- leading to the "100-hit combo era" of same-y juggles and dial-a-mashed focused gameplay which the genre copy-pastes ad nauseum today. Suffice it to state, this all presupposed the dilution and eventual deletion of the defensive mechanics which made or broke many games -- defence being an anathema to rush-down focused gameplay, as well as a much more demanding skill to hone than just scripted, rote attacking.Thus, a genre that once defined sorting the skill wheat from the scrub chaff, has now become one of the most casual in the pastime.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSgA_nK_w3AMany warned about throwing the baby out with the bathwater in order to appeal to the least discerning consumer demographic... First it was command lists; then training modes; then trails; then simplified control schemes; then homogenises inputs; then ancillary non-fighting game modes; then cosmetics... Fighting games did not have a leeway for any dilution of its core principles, because the appeal of the genre was always the competitivity it elicited -- something that is undermined by making it "for everyone". Alas, rhyme and reason are always drowned out by the din of jingling shekels... Ironically, now that fighting games are sold as "seasonal" products, not just as one-off purchases, and player retention is an imperative as such, the products themselves are so shallow that very stick around -- see: MK1.>#NoRefunds
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>>736272962Pretty much this, and all that gets erased the moment development imperative moves from gameplay integrity to sales.One of the biggest cancers to emerge are METERS:In the past, if meters even existed, the resource gained was from pro-active play -- landing attacks or the like. Today, meter is awarded for being pummeled and, accordingly, acts as little more than thinly veiled, MMO style time delay on attacks, which renders them artificial comeback mechanics. By changing this, one dynamic -- meter for pro-active play vs. divvied to the loser -- it would flip most fighting game meta on its head. Not that that, alone, would "fix" the current state of genre play... Just that it would starkly demonstrate how sub-mechanics in fighting games are as integral to how the games play, as for any other genre.None of it matters, though... For it the likes of MBS can buy up SNK and turn it into his vanity project -- yet, the game is little more than SF6 minus some of the slop -- there is zero hope for the genre to ever go back to its halcyon days. In fact, I have far more hope that, with A. I., modders will be able to either modernise old school games, or even transpose the old game engines into newer games; than any of the major developers halting their race to the bottom.
>>736272493because you live in a third world shithole where no one can afford the cabs for better games, so you don't know any better
GAME The Strongest Job Is Apparently Not a Hero or a Sage, but an Appraiser (Provisional)! ~Dungeon and Mystery Girl~https://store.steampowered.com/app/4320940/GAME_The_Strongest_Job_Is_Apparently_Not_a_Hero_or_a_Sage_but_an_Appraiser_Provisional_Dungeon_and_Mystery_Girl/
>>736274558Isekai is just a setting, not a genre. There's nothing wrong with enjoying lighthearted comedies or slice of life shows set in another world.
>>736273936I watched the first episode for the big titty elf, man it was bad, but I do like big titty elves
>>736274353It's a shame this mod makes bank from being le ironic instead of something like arcane dimensions or brutalist map jam 3
>Japanese humor
>>736274343In case you get confused.
>Who touched my train set
If by trian set you mean sister then it was me
Have you ever pretended to be a fan of a video game to seem cool? Be honest.
>pfp in the image is the tranny from one piecelol OP is a retard
>>736274819I'm a big fan of Eagle from street fighting oneplz capcum add eagle and his sticks to the street fighthis sticks are soooo cooli like sticks
>>736274887seethe
>>736274887Is that so?Are you a cute tranny, OP?
>>736274887>encyclopedic knowledge of trans charactersyou have a strong "gaydar" too, don't ya?