Why did couch co-op die?
>>709535094because online multiplayer was born.
bnuuy
>couch co-opName 5 games
>>709535094because people cannot afford couches anymore
>>709535094Because people got afraid of social interactions.Also >>709535119.
>>709535163super mario kartmario kart 64mario kart double dashmario kart wiibattletoads
>>709535094There are barely any AAA co-op local games out there, except shovelware you can find in the Nintendo store.
>>709535217wtf don't jork him!
>>709535094>>709535190>>709535217>>709535273>>709535327I look like this
Zoomers don't have IRL friends.
>>709535094I stopped doing couch co-op because I never visit my friends nor do my friends ever visit me. My cousins also grew up an don't really play video games anymore.
>>709535094Greedy jews
Bunnys :)
no one owns couches anymore
>>70953509416:9 monitors killed couch co-op.
>>709535094Don't know don't care. How's that?
I wis I was as cool as this guy ^^^
>>709535094our herp randy pitchford is trying to keep it alive
>>709535094
I couch coop modded games all the time, main way I play.I don't get online for multiplayer. Online sucks ever since cancel culture snowflake moderation started and most people stopped interacting to avoid bans and only talked with friends in game on discord or another private method.Excess moderation killed actual organic free thought and interaction in online games.>>709536752Not at all you play top and bottom instead of side by side splitscreen. 9/16 split in half is ultrawide 9/32. You can often adjust or mod fov to compensate.
>>709535094i played hat in time co op using remote play>>709535268anything as good as hat in time thats on steam?
why do people let rabbits just roam their house since i heard they just shit as they please
>>709537970I'm guessing because rabbit shit isn't messy since their diet is almost entirely fiber and it's easy to clean up. I'm sure they can have diarrhea but I bet they almost never do. People have dogs and cats and they puke for no reason at all. The real question is why do people have birds. Their shit is always liquid and they don't have sphincters so shit just comes out and they can't control it.
>>709535094Couch co-op allowed multiple people to play the same game without buying a copy and the "CEO" don't like that anymore
>>709535094because gamedevs decided that giving the player the ability to share their games with their friends for free was hecking piracy
>>709538171Most people who keep birds have them in cages or have some sort of mixed indoor/outdoor area that they can leave them in rather than just having them indoors flying around.
>>709537970They generally do shit in the same location each time, so you can sorta kinda potty-train them.
>>709538625My old room mate had a rabbit. They eat their own shit because they don't digest everything the first time around, so it would always shit in its own food box instead of the litter area they tried to set up.
>>709535094Couches died in general.When was the last time you were on a couch with your bro?
>>709540004a couple months ago when my mom was here
>>709535094Devs can't optimize their games for shit and couch co-op means it's more likely for one person to buy a game instead of two
i dont get the appeal of bunnies, they just seem like uninteractive shit monsters
Vintage bnuuy story
>>709535094Modern devs have no friends so they have no one to play games with.
>>709540985Unironically a big part of their appeal is their shit:they poop out small solid balls that don't even soil what they touch - you could even pick it up with your hand and it wouldn't even leave a small stain - when it dries it becomes a dusty ball of dry leaves and hay.The only animal whose shit is less disgusting is the goat which essentially shits out bullets
>>709535273Oh no!
>chadimalsstay.
>>709537970Rabbit shits are literally bone-dry pellets from what I am told, just pick them up with a paper towel if it happens.
>>709538171Pigeon owners sometimes get little diapers their birds can wear so they can follow them around the house without shitting everywhere. They're just these little fabric harnesses that look like covid masks that slip over their wings, and when the bird goes back in its cage for the night you just toss it in the washing machine.
>>709541217Shalom!
>>709535094Because game devs forgot how to make a game that can render multiple viewpoints at once without bricking the console
>>709540985t. doesn't pick up their dogs shit when they shit in someone else's yard
>>709541017this makes me sad for some reason
>see cute animals>get an aggressive urge to beat women and look after cute animals>see animal in distress>get an aggressive urge to beat women and look after hurt animal>see animal hungry>get an aggressive urge to beat women and feed animalwhy is this?anyway couch co-op died because it shifted to always online on either pc or consoles because consoles can make money that way and on pc because pc babs will buy their skins/battlepass while collecting your data to harvest and send.
It allowed people to play the game without buying their own copy, this runs counter to the profit incentive of a corporation.
If animals are real, them why do we need zoos to see them?
>>709543223Just go outside, champ. Collect yourself a handfull of lads.
>>709543223You can thank Sun Tzu for that.
>>709543496What about farms?
>>709541584>look it up>it's real
>>709541584lolol cute
>>709543746>pigeons are diaperfurswhat are the implications of this
>>709535389the bun has spoken I need to find mates
>>709535094Have you ever played co-op with your gf or female friend?
>>709544007Yeah we played minecraft. She put our beds next to each other.
>>709543746look at this sneedster
>>709544121I feel like he's trying to style on me. Should I be embarrassed?
>>709544121Fancy fucker
>>709544501
>>709535094Forcing people to play online means you get more sales
>>709535094>Why did couch co-op die?Now with remasters they're back.Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance, Timesplitters, to name a couple that I've played recently
>>709544694>Timesplitters>remaster outside of people making a hackjob out of homefront 2
>>709544579I wish humans had this kind of dimorphism. Some monkeys do. We could learn a lot from monkeys.
>>709541659and a Shalom to you, fellow bunny!
>>709535094Online multiplayer became more and more prevalent, and online multiplayer has a lot of benefits and very few downsides compared to local multiplayer.
>>709545057Mexicans
>>709535094It didn't. This came out like two months ago.
>>709545057
>>709543878ACKchualy they're scalies since birds are evolved dinosaurs
>>709535094Because forcing everyone to play online makes companies more money>2-4 copies of a game, 2-4 consoles, 2-4 online subscriptionsvs>1 game, 1 console, 2-4 controllers (the extra controllers you probably bought from a 3rd party manufacturer)
>>709545290but dinosaurs had feathers. Everyone knows that!
>>709545290Should furries that are into bird-people specifically be called "featheries"?
>>709545290I once read an anon say that birds are reptiles larping as mammals. Is there anything to that?
>>709545290>>709545405I think they found a fossilized hadrosaur that had preserved scaled but also had clear points in those scales that would have had feathers on them
>>709542837gracias senor esqueleto!
>>709535094Because you can sell 4 times as many copies if 4 people can't all play on the same console. Also 4 online subscription services.
>>709538171>People have dogs and cats and they puke for no reason at allThat's because they go outside and eat grass to induce vomiting
>>709545563Fuck. Was MJ the new evolution of humans? Is that why the people of god wanted him dead?
>>709535094Because online became more popular and devs realized they could be greedy and force people to buy their own copy to play with friends
>>709545057RETVRN TO TRADITION
tranimal thread
>>709545057We used to have it before the jews conquered us.
>>709544004I'm free this weekend.
>>709546563well me too!
>>709535094I like bunnies, but I'm not sure I could care for one.
>>709542837gracias señor esqueleto!
>>709544121Cute winged rat
>>709546729they can die at the drop of a hat, my heart couldn't
I hate rodents and lizards as pets. At worst, they are terrified of you, and see you as a threat constantly, and respond accordingly. At best, they are comfortably tolerant of you, and barely seem aware of your presence beyond you being a warm flesh mound.>hurr durr, but dogs and cats basically do the same thingNo captain niggerfaggot. Cats and dogs do plenty to acknowledge your presence, and interact with you.
>>709546930Good thing bunnies are leporids.
>>709546930rats are extremely smart though
>>709547482>rats are extremely sm-ACK>>709547252Dude, nobody even knows what the fuck that is. A rat's a rat.
>>709546729BnnuyAll-Consuming Beast
>>709546729Apparently they're like cats but with a lot more poop and worrying about chewing up wires.I already had problems with my cat chewing wires as-is.
Big Boy!
>>709546930rats like be petted and cuddled though
>>709545057we have the zesty phenotype
>>709535094It was never a thing for me because I never had friends to play with anyway.
>>709547915>AI slop
>>709547919>getting petted and cuddled>sense minor muscle twitch from hairless two legged creature>have heart attack and dieLotta love coming from those rabbits.
Ratto Kart
>>709546563so
>>709548059That video is old as fuck though
Rabbits are trannycoded animals.
>>709548473uuh gay sex maybe
>>709549073kys NOW
>>709549073gud
>>709549014I dunno about that, they're not predators.
>>709548781Literally me when it's bed time
>>709549323???
is this just a stealth thread to talk about bunnies?
me trying to unstick my balls: >>709549323
>>709549478No, we tak about video games here.
every few weeks my friend and i get incredibly drunk, talk shit and play vampire survivors until 8am. it's great because it's so mechanically simple you can be completely shitfaced and still manage to play. being grindy with achievements and unlocks and stuff is also great to keep us coming back. any other games that we could try? can be pc or something easily emulatedwe tried split fiction and it was alright but things with cutscenes/story ain't it. we don't pay attention.
