>find quality Vidya SFM porn>Its voice acted
>he doesn't watch porn deaf because of lingering paranoia that your family will walk in on you midjerkcouldn't be me
>audio by volkorIt's kino
>>710724973retard+sound can give you actual gems
>>710725104>live home alone>still do this
>find quality porn>it has video
>>710725203your just being prepared if some robber entered during your jo sess
It's kino if you think that some (real) girl got paid to moan in front of a microphone.
>find some vidya pr0n>it's a music video>with an absolutely boner killing music
I don't mind voice acted porn, if it's over the top and I can laugh about it I prefer it, but when a new whore to voice acting decides to voice ''act'' it's so retarded and detracts from the experience
>>710724973>Find bed + wedding ring combo of your favorite character
>>710725235>Find quality>It has porn
>>710725104>he hasn't developed his sixth sense yet
>Find straight porn animation>It has masculine male moans
>>710724973I've got a mind-blowing revelation for you OP.
>>710725104just lock your door
>find animated porn>it has nakadashi
>>710725853Only legitimate complaint ittAlso anal, pulling out, fade to white or a loop with no climax all ruin it for me.
>>710725927no locki guess that's it
>>710725853>so loud you can't even hear the woman
>>710725853Seriously how do people even listen to that shit? How can any straight man maintain an erection with a guy moaning in his ear? Fuckin nauseating.
Thank you /v/ GODS for allowing threads about suicidetrannies and this porn addict thread to stay up.
>>710725104>he doesn't watch porn deaf because the noises are inherently disgustingi don't want to listen to that shit
>>710725203the walls and the ghosts of your ancestors are watching you jerk, anon
>>710726024based
>find non popular hot character>look her up>has tons of kino>spend hours binge scrolling through pages>bust gallons>continue busting gallons>start making up scenarios with her>visualize fucking her while jerking off, busting inside her and all kinds of stuff>then continue daydreaming about marrying her and cuddling with her after fucking her>raise children with her>showering with her>being very intimate and personal with her>continues for about 3 years>in the meantime, cannot jerk off to other characters>because busting specifically to her gives you the best orgasm ever>now jerking off to her feels like heaven but cannot switch to anything elseAnyone else got this problem?
>>710725493i wish
>>710726292Im going through all that except I went too far in the daydreaming part and now I cannot jerk off to other characters because it feels like im cheating on her
>>710726292it's good that you're happy, anon, but no. That probably only happens to your specific brand of autism
>>710725552>Find>It
Besides obvious stuff like animation/model quality and fetishes, what stuff appeals to you the most in a video which you think should be a given but retards usually often ignore? I want to stop being one of those retards
>jerk off to certain character for years>her stuff starts getting old>look up her latest stuff>its all ai slop
>artist has a mental breakdown on twitter and deletes everything
>SFM porn animation>has half life / tf2 sound effects>has half life / tf2 character models
>>710726561Realistic cum simulation
>>710726561I like it when the video has a minimal amount of setup/foreplay. If it's just banging as soon as the video starts, it's shit.
>>710726561Music that fucking matches the sceneEffort
>>710725853>when the dudes intentionally sound high pitched and are screeching like girlsi hate that faggots infested my fetishes, normalized internet was a mistake>>710726129tfw youtube purged all big ben clips
>>710726561Seamless looping
>>710726561You know how some animators have no care at all for anatomy so you end up seeing legs and arms bent in some weird way all the time? Yeah that's important.Also hate how some of the more amateurish models have disproportionate heads and/or weird looking joints
>>710726292jesus christ
>>710726561making the thrusts feel impactful. atleast make their body move with the cock
>get older>care less about really well-made animations or on-model glossy pictures>get more interested in amateurish animations or art styles that are an acquired tasteI dont even mean grotesque tumblr shit, I mean art styles where it's very distinct to that artist.
>>710725960>masterbation_support>internal_cumshotPICK ONE GODAMNIT AAAUUUGGHHHHGG
>>710726561go and look up sarah_bryant tina_armstrong soundthat video is perfection and you can use it as an example,other than the quality, it has great facial expressions, constant teasing by the girls, and the boys arent annoying, no faggotry,basically enhance the experience, make it feel more lively and realistic through small details that all add up, simple example in that same video, look at the 3 minute 30s mark and not only is she riding him but she is also 'holding' him
>Loud plap sound effects>The girl's ass doesn't even touch the guy's crotch
>artist's 20 year old catalog is nuked because "is the fictional character an adult???"
>>710726961Nothing like that anon, got 0 thoughts about it.Just too chronically online.
>Find a good SFM>find the rest of the creators content>It's mostly futa or various other degenerate fetish shit
tfw favorite artist was harassed into quitting because he refused to animate (((dsm)))
>browse for new animated porn>find some quality looking vid>its voiced>look at tags>bordeaux_black
>>710724973>they're doing the "anime" voice
>>710726292ive been religiously banging my waifu from one of my aa2 saves for almost 11 yearsand I wouldnt have it any other way
>>710726292I... i kneel, autistbro.Godspeed
>>710727225Lemme guess, it's nyl.
>>710727245its sounds the same every time and they just dont get it
>>710727241Dodge charger.Chicken.Black niggers.
>>710726561People seriously underestimate ambient noise appropriate to the scene, usually because artists dont bother to make a scene or scenario at all.https://rule34hentai.net/post/view/296390#search=SoldierYou don't have to like TF2, but just look at how the environment and noise directly related to the environment benefits this animation. When you don't include things like this in your 34 animation, it's like a movie without lighting or a set.
>>710725927Then they just wonder why your bedroom door is locked as you spill your spaghetti.
>>710724973>find quality Vidya SFM porn>it's the tf2 mercs or coach fucking anime girls>mfw
>>710727225>find artist's socials>compliment them on sfm I like without being a stalker or creep>they begin to produce more of what I like
>try to find some porn>century old portrait of a distant relative is sternly staring right at me
>>710726292Yeah I do, my busts to my waifu are so strong that it gets me sleepy and knocks me out for about 5-10 mins before I wake up and clean up
>gibberish with subs instead of voice actinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfSJjC8a4GQ
>>710727471Are his parents robots who dont know what masturbating is despite fucking to create him?
>>710727134>author makes it big and deletes fucking everything that made him who he isill never fucking forgive him that greedy sack of waste
>>710725853I hate most moans in generalA few huffs and whining is fine butlike don't most people stay quiet during sex?
https://files.catbox.moe/69o7y1.mp3
>>710726980yeah amatuerish art can have soul or make a certain fetish better. like the one boob artist that makes a relaxing piece but makes the boobs super detailed under the midday sunlight
>>710725853>"masculine"half the time they sound like a femboy
>girlfriend watches porn with me>calls moaning in sfm "fat girl in a bathroom sounds"
>>710726270>the ghosts of your ancestors are watching you jerk, anonthey're used to it
>>710727413Sound is unironically the hardest part that makes animation look easy if you are doing it all alone.I was making a 9 second blowjob loop as an experiment recently and while rerendering the entire scene 11 times due to not liking the framing, lighting, pose quirks, the rig and color was annoying, i could bear with it.The moment i tried to find proper foley for the jewelry and sync it up, make it loop, do the same for background ambience, realize all of it is too fucking loud, but then when i try to tune it to put accent on main sounds instead i find that a) its barely audible now b) the main sounds are now too loud and actuly dont fit due to all the slurping, i legitimatel started looking at the screen like pic rel.NEVER underestimate the weight of sound.
>>710725853https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xukd1LOgg4U
>>710724973>vidya porn
>>710726909such a small thing but it adds a tremendous amount, I don't get why it's the standard
I literally cannot get off to "real" porn anymoreit's all so artificial, with no substance and no connection to it.2D is where its at.
>>710727983>rpgmakersound.ogg>rpgmakersound.ogg>rpgmakersound.ogg>cumshotthatsoundslikeafart.ogg......>rpgmakersound.ogg
>hyper specific tags only have like 3 videos
>>710728192>Guy cums>Literal fountain coming off his dick>The cum is transparent and looks like gel and not stickywhy
>>710728134>he doesn't watch ecchiyou're the real cuck here
>animated porn>female characters have decent voice actors, put an effort to properly emote despite their anime dub voices>sole male is voiced by the animator and sounds like trash whilst putting little to no effort to emote properly
>>710728315honestly through out my 20 years of looking at h art and animations theres only like 4 total that can do cum right and most of them are retired now
>>710728141I may just be retarded but i found Its hard to do so on many boorus due to the way video players work.You can animate it into being seamless, but the player will still stutter on loop and make it obvious, unless you extend it into oblivion to offset the end point.Shit also makes it hard to preview work properly locally too. Annoying as fuck.
>SFM porn animation>can't jerk it because i recognize whatever fucking TF2 map they're using as the backdrop and keep imagining running through as engi
>>710724973>porn artist spent money on sound and voice acting>always mute itLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>710726024>loop with no climax at allThis, why fucking make it animated at all then
>search animated tag>click on a thumbnail that looks really promising>it's a slideshow animationKILL anyone that does that shit.
>>710724973>the climax part is super hot>takes 5 minutes of the same boring loop to get there
>yuri video>masculine male moans
>>710724973>animated>pitch black thumbnail
>>710727983>Sound is unironically the hardest partI dont agree, I once worked with an artist to add sound to an SFM solely for fun (but also they were getting as frustrated as you were.) Maybe it sounds like crap and I'm just an amateur, but I enjoyed it, liked the outcome and would absolutely fuss over an animation to make the sound decent, I think it's worth the time.https://litter.catbox.moe/ysgpsf.mp4
>>710726292I cant go back to short loops after seeing a few of the japanese fap support works, too bad theres onliy like 6 works in existence.literally never anything to look forward too
>search for a character>whisperfootimagine being so good and wasting time drawing so many sets of fucking clothes
>>710728518I really want to make an animation where it's abruptly interrupted by exactly what you describe.
>>710725853you watch porn with dudes in it? just watch solo
>>710724973>find insanely high-quality porn>paywalled>no way around it even with those sites
>>710728667>it's a surprise furry porn
>>710728827>watching SFM porn>suddenly hear match start horn>twelve members of BLU run up and past the character's fucking with overlapping voice lines>start engaging with RED>bullets and explosives flying everywhere>characters fucking stop and look completely confused
and i the only one that checks every 6 months if a particular niche character they like got any new smut on various places?
>>710729030>ballsack directly in camera within the first 5 frames
>>710729003>It's on subscribe star>Never getting uploaded anywhereAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>710729073>his pet character actually gets fanart at allYou are a lucky man
>>710725432https://youtube.com/watch?v=SrS-0ZrwFQM&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD
>>710728134>thinking about mengo back
>>710729073Every now and then when I reorganize my folders, but most artists chase the fotm character high, and I try to go along with the flow.
>>710729180>player character in cutscenes.jpg
>>710729060That actually sounds greatIf i ever commit to a full length video and dont fall asleep for a full year again, i am definitely keeping that idea in mind
>vore SFM animation>they use the HL2 sludge noises>it's on koth_harvest for some reason
>>710724973>find good animated porn>its a looping animation
>>710724973Kunoichi 4 when
>someone commissioned porn of their tf2 oc with a youtuber
>>710729003>>710729145>shockingly high quality animation preview>obscure artist with only a few supporters so it's never getting leaked
>>710727261Most based post ittI spilled so much seed thanks to aa2. Would always go to my favorite characters, had the perfect save and all that.
>>710729292>FOTM charactersI can understand it to some degree but i avoid those like the plague. It does feel great when you do have a character you love that isn't very popular but has dedicated artists that only make good smut for itRobo-Fortune in my case
>>710728150i could until the great amatuer video purge of 2020 due to laws and creditcard companies steeping in. man those pov ass videos were so romantic
>>710725104I watch porn deaf because I'm too lazy to turn up the volume while jerking off.
>>710729359I don't get the loop hate, if its a decent pose and a character I like then I'm happy and hard, if its only one of those or neither then its not too bad, because at least it wasn't some bullshit "project" they committed to for months or years only for it to be dogshit.Seriously, what's the issue?
>>710729060>camera pans to the left of fuckers>
>>710729556autism because they can't use their imagination to fill in the rest
>>710725104just use headphones in the late hours of the night
>stumble upon godlike artist>active and puts out updates>they suddenly stop all activity>more than a year has passed
>find futa porn>it has sword clashing sound effects
>randomly find a god-tier pic>check out the artist's other stuff>turns out that one pic was an outlier and the rest of his catalog is pretty crap
>>710724973>find quality Vidya SFM porn>Its voice acted
>>710729669>that one piece of shit "model" that sonicfags use for their 3d puke inducing animation>search a tag, they flooded pages of it with it
>>710725104>he doesn't fap exclusively to doujinsnormalfags get off my board
>>710729669did she died?
>>710726561facial expressions and a high quality anustoo many artists cheat with anal so they don't have to animate the butthole appropriately
>>710725552>find porn>it has quality
>>710729556>Video preview shows that it's 5 minutes>It's actually just one 3 second long loop playing for 5 minutes
i shill my sfm animations on 4chan
>bring up artist that hasn't been around in years>"oh yeah they died in a car crash"
>>710729691>Artist you love since 2010>Artstyle is perfection and everything they do is gold, even if not a subject you are used to>Decides now they need money>Arstyle deteriorates to make commission and patreon demands>Becomes a mockery of it's former self
>>710726650literally this. at least ai is constantly improving
>>710729893that was Saltcore for me. But he was cancer. Amazing soulful artist.
>>710729758I really hope whoever made that balloon animal has an awful day
>Porn animation tries to be funny and his futile attempt at comedy takes up half the video
>>710729060>>710728518>Devolves into a conga fest and a circle of demomen doing stock taunts.>The couple fucking have to close their windows for privacy before the square dance of a dozen engineers can be heard outside along with explosions.
>>710729359Yeah if there's no creampie finish WHAT are you even doing with your life? What a waste of my time, your time for animating it, and everyone else's time when they stumble across it.
>>710724973>find animated porn video with voice acting>girl's voice is weird but whatever>she sound noticeably deep>can't get hard>wait a second>no>don't tell me>please no>look up the voice actor's twitter from the credits>bio has a troon flag
>tags all match my niche fetishes>characters i like>click thumbnail>SFM animation on cp_steel with that fucking godawful kabalmystic body
>>710729786idk prollyhttps://litter.catbox.moe/2kr8z0.mp4
>>710729952And in 10 years it would not even be 10% as good as Flipnote studio drawings or binary pen black and white sketches.I don't even care about the "ethics" of it. AI porn is just pure dogshit and it will keep feeding upon itself with how flooded its all getting
My dream is to be a highly competent artist noticed by no one who draws rule 34, with actual jokes, starring obscure characters I personally find endearing.
>>710729758>official model from the games is shit>animators use a shitty hack job nude edit of it that looks even worse>good modeler makes a very high quality version of the character >no one uses it
>>710730195Well, be the person you wanna be, and start sooner then later.I cannot draw, but i can edit, and i do a billion edits of different artworks i enjoy to either be different characters of fit my tastes better.
>>710725432niggas really out there jerking it to phonk, i can't imagine the neuron frying for that to happen
>>710729669>open webm>browser freezes
>god tier, literally made for me porn>check artist>everything else is pony shit
>Animator posts the same lazily animated [Thing] for the 40th fucking time with the models swapped out
>>710729734I don't remember writing this post.
>>710730560This but with vtumors.
>>710730560blackjr?just filter the pony shit
>>710730025>right before climax someone starts loudly micspamming banjo kazooie ost>add orgasm_denial tag
thoughts on 3dpd porn but it’s a 3 way and two of the guys are cosplaying as gacha girls?
>>710730738I gave in and jerk off to the anthopomorphic onesthat nigger hooves-art is good, fuck them werewolves though, also dragk pony shit amidst all the genshins is a damn flashbang THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN BLOCKED, I HAVE BESTIALITY ON MY BLACKLIST FOR A FUCKING REASON
>find quality animated vidya porn>it's voiced>with the real voice actress's voice
>>710730803>Shouts 'MEDICK!' at the end.
>>710724973>Female moans are peak and the dialogue isn't tha bad>male start moaning too
>>710729632>can't hear it if any potential interlopers are moving nearbyActually suicidal
>>710730949blackjr contains no blacks, hooves-art contains no hooves, and dragk contains no drag
Fellas you're gonna potentially convince me to animate porn, and comedy.Now if only if it wasn't a pain in the ass to use SFM on linux
>>710731054It's incredibly questionable why anybody would even hire a guy to moan for these animations anyways when you know damn well like 99% of the people finding the animation are guys anyways. Nobody wants to hear that shit, don't even kid yourself. Absolutely delusional, insane, malicious animators, I swear.
Every single one of you needs to go outside more often
>>710731157>rastafariansfm>contains no rastafarians>general_butch>contains no generals
>>710731138>watching SFM porn>this faggot shows up and spaghettifies the characters
>>710730803I just imagined it and I'm sitting here laughing like a fucking retard. Especially this part.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buOhUGJ9Pvc&t=40s
>>710725432>Porn music video>Black guy starts rapping in the background>White guy starts singing in some cringe unnatural voice
>>710725853>>710726224>>710731054>>710731210It’s for the female audience.
>>710730560This has happened to me a couple timesThat's when I decide to become a patreon
>porn artist makes a mod for your favorite game
>>710731202Heres a little bit of truth for you anon:SFM has been outdated for several years and no one uses it unless they fell into a noob trap nowadays. Its an umbrella term for Blender(which works on linux) or any other 3D porn these days instead.
>>710731210this, just use the dark souls male death sound and the old monster hunter male hurt sound
>>710726292I have become fixated with characters I know nothing about and I don't wanna know anything about because seeing their OG version would probbably be cringe and dissapointing as fuck ngl.
>>710731202Porn comedy is an underexplored category https://files.catbox.moe/267s1y.gif
>>710731480No I know for a fact people still use SFM anon.Don't get it twisted.
>find musclegirl artist that doesn't draw futanari>they immediately start exclusively drawing futanari
>amazing artist clearly loosing interest>absolutely no one can replace himits doing to be a rough future
>>710731424There isn't any, that's why I said don't kid yourself.
>>710724973>Want to find vidya sfm porn>99% is full of off-model garbage with massive focus on nigger asses no matter the character Never change americans
>hmv with god tier animations>the least arousing music you've ever heard in your life
>>710731492>watch Nadesico>mfw Ruri is not a brown-skinned sassy brat with a huge cock
>>710731653>hmvtheres your probably take a hvoice pill
>>710731648>SFM porn with some off model porn model with an oversized ass>Scout shows up>Slammed into the ground>DAT DIDN'T HURT
>love character>20 years later>people still make porn of character
>artist's art style has degraded to the point where AI slop can do him better than he can
>>710730219>high quality model is paywalled or requires permissionas always
>>710731931hell yeah brother
>>710732096>AI Slop porn
>great animation and models but terrible lighting>nakadashi sounds like someone pouring a bottle of water down a drain>uses a penis model that's too big so the character has to unhinge her jaw like an anaconda>2 second loop
>>710732096>>710729952Good morning saars!
American voice actors are so bad, I don't like itIt doesn't sound genuineVery, very unconvincing
>Animation is pretty bad, but the sentence mixing is done super well and hot/funny hearing the voice clips in an erotic context.
What the FUCK happened to exga???
>find hot hatsune miku 3d animation>its va instead of her vocaloid voice
>>710732190>unhinge her jaw like an anacondaMy favorite part of SFM.
>>710732274maybe went legit and got hired by some chink company
>>710732190>Cum looks like an actual non euclidean liquid when it shoots out
>>710725104I don't watch 3DPD shit anymore, but you just made me realize that i watched it without sound and just made up the sex noises in my head.
>>710726292I know that feel. Although I ended up jerking it to other characters because I haven't touched her games proper again for quite some time and I feel terrible about it, but it never feels as great as doing it to her
>>710732096it lacks the soul and you can see bits of other artists sprinkled in the details
>>710732360>>710732274This mfer legit made the best 3d animations there is, all the other ones have worse models, worse sounds, ar eniugger bbc brainrotted, have terrible voice acting, or no sound at all, or are in 3 second loops, legit Exga is the only mfer who I've seen do everything to my satisfaction and now he's fucking gone.Wait, I still have BlobCG, he's pretty good but only does anime characters so nothing realistic
>>710730686I can't find the sauce for your image even though I tried 3 different searches. Am I stupid?
>>710732096AI cannot produce ANYTHING good looking, fun or creative. Especially nothing niche. It's the exact same pictures over and over again with that awful lighting and sheen
>>710732618No, it's been cropped to like 10%. Those are nearly impossible to find the sauce for.
>>7107326181951954
>Fetish artist gets so popular they stop making fetish art and make vanilla slop instead
>>710732665So this is why they call it a boner...
>>710732579he was allergic to buttholes, so no
>character doesnt get any real art anymore>anything new is just ai slop
>>710732665>tit and ass clothing outlines on the right skellington that could not be produced by bonesSo close to greatness.
>>710732665>AI genned to be generic slop by people who put no effort into it is all generic slopwhat a statement
>>710732741in my experience usually artists become more degnerate as time goes on, either the tits of the girls become bigger until they look like bean bags, or they go the futa route, or they go the NTR/BBC/Bestiality route, or they die and stop posting, though there was that one artist that becma christian born again and decided to delte all his stuff, ironically I think his artist name was "sinner" so... christian households huh, really can do a number on you
>>710732665>It's the exact same pictures over and over again with that awful lighting and sheenAnd when the artist does the exact same pictures over and over again, in flats and with worse faces and proportions than he used to, sloppa is actually an improvement.
>>710732857Penis goes in pussy.
>>710732901
>artist i like draws fetish i don't like as an interest check>their popularity skyrockets and they slowly stop drawing the things i liked about them
>>710732964Or they go the birthing horses out of her penis route.
>>710733010>S;Gfag is retardedMany such cases!
>>710733042sure, but I like it when the pooper winks at me in agreement
>>710732901Don't worry frend, here's proper boners
>>710732741>Particular fetish>It's rare as fuck to find anyone with with a sense of pacing>Nearly everything goes from 0 to 100km in a minute
>>710732901It's canon.
>>710733214Unless you are talking about knee inflation, this does not sound "rare as duck"
>>710726561actually cumming at the endan animation just being a loop or ending before climax makes it feel pointless
>>710732712>the artist's art is generally worse>the character's art is generally worseThis is a crime shark bitches deserve better
>>710725203My walls are very thin, my neighbors can easily hear me, I know I can hear them, also my window is in front of a busy street, almost at ground level
>>710733406You would not believe how many macro artists don't know how important it is to keep a good sense of pacing and scale for their shit.But holy fuck, when they get it right, diamonds.
>>710733406
video games?
>>710733176that is true
>>710727740Fuck minus 8
>when you grope the left titty before the right one
>>710733721you can still find everything he's even made even back from 2004. Minus8 delete his socials cuz of money, he is just paranoid as fuck.
>>710731491There's this one guy who does use sounds from a certain videogame for all his males, and i couldn't remember which one it was for years, then a year ago i decide to replay the darksiders games and i realize the fucker has been using death's grunts all this fucking time, that's why it was so familiar lol.>sauceI doubt you want to see vidya girls get murdered and sometimes gruesomely mutilated, then fucked.
>>710733741>woman has fat tits>they're never played with or sucked on, just straight to the penetration
>>710733808and the porn he makes is also highly illegal in his country, he might get the death sentence for the shit he animates
>>710733808>he is just paranoid as fuckHe once made a public blog post about how he'd fuck his own kid if he ever had children
>>710733808*Doesn't>>710733876Also yeah, he made a post on tumblr once saying he fears for his safety when he does his animations. Including of the Korean police mascot kek
>>710733954Yes, and that he was clearly mentally ill and wanted to stop himself before he would.
>>710732883>game has great designs>all porn is transexual cuntboy shit, or obvious underage using line tools in paint
>>710733954actually maybe he should get the death sentence
>>710725432I found a nice twerking compilation on rule 34 with this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N000qglmmY0Rare moment where I stopped mid fap to Shazam .
>>710731054That long tifa animation with don corneo but they voiced corneo for some fucking retarded reason
>>710725853>Find straight porn>Both the actors are hot and sound hot>Be bichadFeels good
>>710734083>Cuntboy and FutaNo amount of fury will ever be enough to describe how angry those fetishes make me
>Artist draws the most godtier puffy vulvas>only does anal
>>710726226>What is the hide thread button?
>>710734083>the one artist who draws a flawless cute noisette and doesnt draw 34
>voice acted>the moans don't even line up with the animationthese stupid idiots had one job and they couldn't even do it right
>>710734326this with excellent buttholes and poses but no anal
>>710726687>not enjoying Freeman crowbar_metal_hit.sfx-ing Alex's big bouncy butt each time he slamsWhat are you? A fag?
>>710726561Seeing the balls clenching when they nut and their asshole wink. Moreso when they're practically bouncing. Shit's great.
>>710725104Sorry, I could not possibly watch my tranny porn with with sound
>>710734326noill :/
>really enjoy artist>their social media starts to fill up with derangement shit circa 2016>it gets increasingly obnoxious>if you follow them and get an update, 19 times out of 20 its going to be libtard whining>they post an especially stupid thing>reply to them and say no one cares, they're just here for porn>it wasnt even a smart comment>accidentally ratio the guy>he deletes his galleries and social media>contacts all the booru sites and tells them to take down any art that gets reuploaded there, even years later
>didn't check tags before playing>suddenly vore, farts, shit, or vomit
>>710728134lmao nigga has never heard of solo content
why is this thread on 200+ mods, what the fuck mods
>animated porn has voice acting>click mu—>it's runka chunk>grab popcorn and dial Alex
>>710726687>>710734421>gordon cums inside alyx>HL1 health box charging noise plays
>>710731556pornography is increasingly becoming futanarified
>>710734581posts* I need to get some rest from waging
>>710734581>sharty underage b& upset because /v/ has the best off-topic threadsTime to go virtue signal to your bros about how your penis never responds to anything, little guy.
>>710734326>Artist draws the most godtier buttholes>almost exclusively scat contentevery fuckingtime
>find a really good artist>he only posts on twitter>his media tab is 90% memes and reaction images
>look up animated porn of character>its animated pixel art porn done with the sprites from the original gameseeing superstar saga luigi fuck queen bean was wild.
>>710734531and then everyone clapped>contacts all the booru sites and tells them to take down any art that gets reuploaded there, even years laterand that's why you always scrape and archive everything
>>710734540>I never asked for this button pops up
>>710734750It's only logical — that's the natural conclusion of all anal fetishism.
>haven't updated Firefox in years. It disables umatrix permantly. Don't feel like updating and getting ublockGuess it was fun while it lasted fellas...
>>710728134>Normal people: Man porn is hot, I will masturbate>4chan: I'M OBSESSED WITH KEKHOLDRY! EVERYTHING IS KEKHOLDRY TO ME! KEK KEK KEK KEK! I'm still masturbating thoughLet a nigga masturbate in peace.
>find great softcore picture of character>hold on>why is there a fucking QoS editted in>flock to find sauce>it's not an edit>edit it out myself, delete original>then edit all the pride pins out too
>>710734581suck my videogames dick
>fetish is incredibly niche and basically no one does it properlyRobots that look like robots, not stuff like 2B, cybernetics, drones, dick-sucking creatures, actually scary aliens
>>710733816as long as the head and tits are intact im down for it
>>710735081>head intactYou won't like it then.
>>710735063mah nigga
>>710728192>Guy cums>Sounds like he's having explosive diarrheaIt's hilarious, but not hot unless you're high as fuck and in goon mode.
>>710733816>implyingSAUCE UP NIGGAI REQUIRE BLOOD
>search futa>filter futa on male since seeing normal men get fucked is gross>but it also filters stuff like astolfo and bridgetdarn
>>710734934Vaginas piss and have periods, do you like drinking piss and blood you fucking faggot?
>>710725432I can't watch any of those. They are all shit
>>710734950>being so legitimately tech illiterate that you:>>can't just not updoooot so shit keeps working>>disabling malware that forces updates/changes>>getting a browser that always works>and would rather get e-pozzed
>artist has ton of stuff paywalled>nobody has uploaded it anywhere
>>710735063>actually scary aliensMy niggaI'm also really into actual scary looking ghosts and nightmare waifus in general.
>>710735063out of curiosity, is pochincoff robots too 'meaty' for you?
>>710735063Try having a fetish for bad ends and hordes of small creatures as a grill
>>710735165there needs to be a futa/trap tag
Video Games?
>>710735063I honestly wish more people drew actually mechanically complex robots without the chassis. I get that it's incredibly laborious to draw every single cylinder, piston, cable and coupling, but I want my fucking greebles. The weird organic robots of Warframe are cool, but they're just not the same.
>find sexy vidya character>look at game>shitty unpopular game doomed from the start>character has next to no art>probably won't get much more
>your fetishes keep getting worse
>>710735063I got a bondage fetish and although im eating good most of the time, sometimes some characters, despite having 2000 or 3000 pics, end up having only a few pages dedicated to it
>>710735395yes, I am watching a video and playing games with my cock
>pic is hot>read dialogue just before cntrl+s>it's humiliating cuck dialogue
>>710735280>pochincoffNot even close, it doesnt look like a creepy believable robot
>>710734326>artist has fantastic art style>its all ball busting only
>>710735323>bad ends and hordes of small creaturesThen you have to go to japanese H-games. They do that a lot.
>>710735063Look up Neurodyne and Meandraco, They are right up your alley. Neurodyne does monkey girls on the side but their other work is exactly what you like.
>anaru>lesdias>bleur>selfdrillingsms>juicesfm>tk173>pockyin>arnoldthehero>jollylolly>jackerman>redmoa>cakeofcakes>hydrafxx>lvl3toaster>anielszal>dualfaceart>bulgingsenpai>KisX>rescraft>drills3d>gnomfist>d-art>takorin>mushiro>metssfm>derpixon>mizusx>skuddbutt>zone>lazyprocrastinator>bayernsfm>amusteven>nyl2>zonkpunch>slash_soft>mafavam>nagoonimation>woozysfm>fpsblyck>qoc>froggysfm>noname55>subject06855>vgerotica>manyakis>yeero>tyviania>stukove>bewyx>hikkitom>thecount>greatm8>hentype>boombadaboom>umemaro>yorchmeinz>aneesha>laosduude>bouquetman>fluffypokemon>idemi-iam>custom udon>fugtrup>rude_frog>nodusfm>flim13>rim_mmd>commandorekin>sandwichworks
>>710732741>"...Do it....">"Fluffly please I-">"DO....IT....."
>character has 30000 posts on rule34.xxx>95% of it is completely garbage anyway so only a smidge of it has any valueEvery gacha character ever.
>>710735635The Simpsons and DBZ too
>>710735192>piss from vagina
>>710735434>find sexy vidya character>everything dev makes is right up my alley
>infinite possibilities with tools like SFM, AI generation, etc>99% of vidya porn is still blackedcuckshit slop and gangbangs made by closeted fags
>>710735482I love not being able to understand gookrunes
>>710735534>what are those weird sacks around her ne—
>>710735534I remember this one insane faggot on e621 who would only draw horsecocks being castrated or in the late stages of being rotted off from lack of blood circulation.
>>710735625add strauzek and wutboi
>>710735534just say Space Jin
>>710735635>go to rule34.xxx>automatically have to put "-ai_generated" on every fucking search from now onThanks.
>>710735774>character is (relatively) not that popular>trash ones all got translated while the better ones are still left in the dust
>>710735323ywnbaw
>>710735970rule34.xxx thankfuly added a button by the searchbar now that toggles it.
>search character tag>click through pages for a long time>notice images are getting really low res and crusty>see post date>over 10 years ago>notice there are only a few pages of results left
>>710735970you can just add it to your filtersunless you have cookies turned off, then you're just fucked
>Watch good porn animation>Get heart bonerAnyone else?
>artist made a comic>Turns out he made a sequel a while ago>its Nigh-impossible to find for some reason>There could have been a part 3 for all you know and you dont realize it because its such fucking bullshit to findI am probably just stupid But this is exactly what i've had with the mom Samus cosplay comic
>>710735165AGPs have poisoned the tagging well, now I gotta search retarded made-up bullshit like gynomorph, intersex or fucking newhalf, and some of them are tagged as trans despite the fact they're clearly just futa (or even just fucking girls) so I have to manually sift through some real vile shit just so I don't accidentally miss any good stuff.
>>710736114thats called a bloodclot and you should contact a doctor
>>710735063>"male on generic female enemy" is still not a taghttps://vocaroo.com/1fFCvPD0TeyN
>>710728134This is why I masturbate to lesbians
>>710735253>Artist has their shit spread out across a dozen sites they randomly decide to upload to and occasionally multiple accounts per site
>>710735794aaaaaAAAAA IT KEEPS HAPPENING NOOOO WHO GETS OFF TO THIS SHIT
>>710736295>there are 15 different possible tags for maleXmale fag content>this is done on purpose by gays to flashbang people with gay porn>no one calls them out on their shit
>>710736461>>710735794w-weird sacks? What sacks? Is there some gross shit I've thankfuly never seen?
>>710736524gayfags just want to have a quality experience when searching for specific positions, straightoids could never
>>710736295I wish to murder every e621 jannoid. Literally the only good decision they have ever made was to boot AI slop off into its own separate booru, otherwise they have committed irreversible damage to the preservation and indexing of art and wasted thousands of man hours.
>>710736114I once made an animation for a game that anons said did that and it wasnt even that good, but damn that was nice to see everyome like that, especially considering it was just a kiss i added to break up the otherwise boring monotone loop a bit.Feels like my best work now even though i've done better quality ones later.
>>710736423>Artist has 2 nametags on a site that are very similar, but some artworks only have one of the nametags listed without the other
>fetish starts getting popular (one or two pics a day)>95% of specific fetish is furry content>finally give up and make a FA account
>>710724973>extremely off-topic doesn't purged becuase it has "Vidya SFM" in it's OP
>>710736392severe lack of generic enemy porn
>>710736817>He doesnt know the golden ruleNewfags...Someone post it
>>710736114>watch/read the backstory for the porn>it's basically forcing, blackmailing or drugging the girl so guys can take advantage of her>can no longer fap to it since now I just feel bad for her
>find art of character I like>look at rest of artist's images>almost exclusively gachashit
>porn game>literally, as in, without exaggeration, three hours of plot setup>finally get to a porn scene>its like… okay, i guess
>>710735063No words can describe just how much I hate """""robots""""" like 2B.
>>710736659We're all lonely internet nerds that wish we could enjoy that. You did good anon.
>>710728134Bold of you to assume my porn has women in it, and not just floor tiles
>>710736897all women are whores
>>710736897sometimes not knowing japanese is a blessing
>>710736937>Porn scene>It's just a still image>Camera sway and movements and visual effects are added desperately to have some illusion of movement>It just makes it look worse.It's okay to just have a sitll image and some sounds as long as the dialogue is passable
Hello gentlemen, I request your finest paizuri animators.
>>710736392>that vocaroofucking high IQ
>>710736897God ain't that the truth. I'll confess I like noncon stuff, but when it's played out VERY realistically with consequences, it's just killing my mood for the whole day and I need to just stop and watch comfort stuff.
>>710736978ANDROIDS, ITS AN ANDROID
>>710737007YWNBTF
>>710726561Kissing.That's it, just kissing.Yuri stuff are usually the only ones that have good kissing animations which is a shame.
>>710736937>Gameplay is genuinely so fucking boring I can't get hardFuck erotic skyrim mods
>have had same fetish since i was like 8 years old>the entire internet only seems to have started making content for it like two years ago >if you assemble basically all the material for it it would take maybe 4 hours to consume all of it
>>710736524>checking furry site>extremely granular and specific tags for male body parts, almost like an anatomy reference book>vague or non-existent tags for female body parts>tags with 3+ participants, 50% have no female
>>710736809Please tell me someone is fetishizing portals I feel your pain of having a specific kink locked to a random furry
>looking for animated porn>find good looking art style>it's Live2D
>>710736114I don't know if i just burned myself from seeing all kinda of fucked up shit and various different type of porn for over 25 years but, i cannot get off anymore to anything that isn't consensual and wholesome, with lovey dovey shit added.is there a name for this?
>>710737073You can pick these out by looking for any thumbnail labelled "animated" with art that is way too high quality to feasibly be animated. It still sucks that they exist though
>>710737090that one dude who created that monochrome big titty girlalso the guy who makes fallout /ss/ animations
>>710737279Being normal? Conscience Sex?
>>710736901>find art I like>look up artist >page is just filled to the brim with exactly more of what I want
>image>of flat colors shaded character>at 4k resolution>with RGB noise added on top>saved as .png>113MB
>>710737267>morph tool animation
>find a liking for paizuri>Want to animate paizuri>Severe onmodelfag>Characters i animate dont have even a semblance of tits, or too small to grip the dick properly>Naizuri would just look lazy and is not really my thingI have fucked myself into a corner, havent i?
>>710737279>is there a name for this?Being normal.
>>710737416let go of your autism and put a little heft in those chests...
>>710736809what is it
>>710737175SHIT, IT'S SHIT
>>710737384>Figuring out how to look the shit you're into up in different languages
>artist does female transformation porn>predates t-word phenomenon>regularly tells them they will never be women and what the artist draws is not that
>>710736978>>710737175lol
>be a smell fag>fucking hate scat and piss>only one game series in existence has a few scenes i can get into>jumps the shark and goes full poopoo for one entry
>>710736845they're just asking for it
>>710726561Not removing the clothes completelyhalf of what makes vidya characters hot are their outfitswhat's the point of picking someone like mai shiranui or cammy if they're not going to be in their iconic outfits?
>>710737416its time to dip into the hidden tonic of BE
>>710737352i guess? Happy pictures like this is what gets me started.
>>710737481That would cause me to grip my autism even more because then i will spend half a year trying to make them look as naturally fitting as possible
>>710734271BASED
>>710737416Everytime I've seen artists do paizuris they give the girls giga mega tittus biggus every time.
>>710737090>That one flash animation with TaoakaLiterally god tier, look it up
>>710737416>big titty bad!It's porn, not even remotely going to be canon by any sort of mental gymnastics. JUST GIVE HER BIG TITS!
>>710737567Clothed sex is really hot but a lot of artists and animators just don't get it. It's really weird, it's like their brains just don't work properly.They see sexy outfit.So they remove sexy outfit.What the fuck? I'm telling you man, artists and animators are malicious. They're out to get us.
>>710737090kigan'eiji
>>710737090the ecm with the pink haired chick i think its 4
>site doesnt have tranny tag, or doesnt let you negative filter>all “breast expansion”, “transformation” etc searches are 90% mtf tranny crap
>>710734271>both_sexes_in_same_situation
>>710737416Don't listen to the other fags replying to you. Give us the most beautiful and perfectly on-model naizuri the world has seen.
>>710727894Lol the nog on the right
>>710737251>huge_penis>but no huge_pussy
>>710726292sounds like you found a waifu
>>710737676NO, fuck you! You're ruining my porn, stop giving small/medium-chested girls these gigantic tits! I want my small and medium breasts! Stop making everyone into cows!
>>710737531>Find a female artist that isn't into the usual female fetish shit, you know beheadings being skinned alive rape farts etc>Draws FTM TF and TG>Would also just draw the straight up hottest dudes ever>Gets groomed>Art becomes progressively more grotesque>Can no longer draw hot men
>>710736392>Dagoth fetish descriptionMy sides.
>fetish is a nonsexual looney tunes gag>more embarrassed than if it was porn
>>710737854>"I want to draw paizuri!">"All the characters I want to draw paizuri of have small tits!"Then pick other characters, retard4chan is not your blackboard, use your brain once in a while
>>710737830try Puffy_vulva newfagkun
>>710737986NO!
>>710725853>artist always releases a version without the moans
>>710737567wardrobe_malfunction and functionally_nude are great tags
>>710737964None of the Crash Bandicoot games has a "danger ahead" sign with a skull on top.
>>710731623Disagree cause ive met enough freak femoids (non troons) to prove otherwise
>>710737830try fat_mons
>>710738051skill issue GG no re
>>710731505>that gif
>ai "artist" actually generates specific scenarios, expressions and characters I like>no artist draws them
>>710737964every time i see the flattened threads on d i cant help but laugh and feel thankfull im not at that point yet
>>710732741Duknukiler
>>710737964>you now remember the AWOOGAA fetish threadMan that shit was hilarious. Someone please post it.
>>710737854Nyagreed. "perky breasts" should be an actual tag and not just aliased.
>>710737830>huge_anus
>>710729258>that anon's greentext story of this
>>710736937>porn game>it's actually just a normal game, but with a porn theme and various porn characters>only actual porn is pics that are collectables>and WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD WOODY
>>710724973>find high quality vidya sfm porn>it's a goon edit video
>>710738071I can't jack off to characters if they aren't at the very least wearing elbow gloves and thigh highs with garter straps
>SFM porn>can recognize the background as part of a TF2 map>background characters are Half-Life civilians
>>710737416>picture would look funnythen lean into it being funnynever 4get: originally rule 34 was comedy, not titillation
>>710738191Novel AI makes such good Tiny Kong smut, despite barely anyone drawing her in the first place.
>>710728134This is your brain on /pol/ rot worse than porn rot.
>>710738314>garter strapsSO THIS IS WHAT THOSE FUCKERS ARE CALLEDI always just called them suspenders
>>710737964Is this really a fetish? You dont beat off to it, you just enjoy the character doing funny things. This is like saying you have a fetish for Daffy Duck when you just like the cartoons having the effect on you they were designed to have.
>>710734083Cuntboy is just futa slop but for fujo women>>710732883Literally any character from forgotten old cartoons you thought were cute
>>710737207This
>>71072532999.99999% of real girl (female) porn VAs are obese womenif they weren't obese they would just be doing onlyfans.
>>710736937>Game is almost exactly what i want>Zelda clone with tons of cute waifus (and traps) and very creative>Can romance Skeleton girls, Mermaids, Onis, Orcs, Humans, insect girls etc>All the romance endings and sex scenes are behind a bunch of cryptic bullshit that you can perma fuck upPrincess & Conquest is both great and also bullshit, i just wanted to marry the Skeleton queen
>>710738360Not funny, lazy since theres no titty dynamics at playI told you, i have cornered myself here. If my goal was comedy id be doing that without hesitation (if i could think of a good joke first)
>>710728518>SFM porn animation>CAN jerk it because I recognize the map they're on and that they're on a flank no one uses, so the ambient sound of absolute chaos in the distance makes it feel more realistic
>>710738414I went pretty deep into tagging my favorites, I probably know as much about fashion as a fucking designerdid you know when a shirt is only made of sleeves and shoulder portions, it is called a shrug?
>>710738546>have like 40 save files because there is no proper gallery
>>710725432>Find an """HMV""">It's a koikatsu model plastered over a dance.>The porn is that she gets undressed as the video goes on.
>>710731505GEDDAN
>find high quality porn video>it's just a collage of 20 other videos with text on top>shows up in every single fucking search
>>710737416literally what is the appeal of dry skin pieces rubbing a dick instead of a hand, a mouth, a hole of any kind that has 360 degree pressure
>>710738457Cartoons are a hell of an influence
>>710730417Lots of bass and weed can make a 5/10 fap into an 8/10 fap
>>710732096>Like NTR Artist's style>Use AI to make wholesome vanilla editsTerasu got outplayed.
>>710738647there is...though its fucking bullshit. You need a patreon password that they change every month to see it in game + all animations. There is a repository where they update the password for you to put in game so you can use it. Search for it on google and you will find it
>>710734124wtf this song actually kicks ass
>>710729893The author of Super Deepthroat killed himself iirc
>porn game>have to intentionally lose to jack offhorrible game design, why do so many games do this?
>>710738618I need your notes, stat
>>710738757I too wish someone would continue making good FapHero videos
>>710726561humor. the best nuts are when you are already smiling from the jokes
Some of y'all fall from grace can be traced to the moment you decided to stop using incognito for seeing porn.
>>710738669>SFM videos where the girl's clothes become transparent at random
>>710738647playings wolfs dungeons be like
>>710726292Marry that waifu, nigga
>>710734124>twerking
>>710738747>download some archive channels before youtube nuked em>217 clips from old cartoons about a specific fetish
>>710738893>last good FH was T-ReXXX>bastati returned but leaned way too hard into the cringe gooner shit
>>710738928actually it was after I stopped feeling guilty for typing "rape" into search tags
>3D animation>its just koikatsu with reused animations and different characters
>>710725853This is why I mute porn
>>710738885I do have have tag references saved on my booru of choice, but I'm waging right now, bronot /fa/ related, but the different japanese sitting positions of seiza, wariza and yokozuwari were very enlightening
>HMV>has ADHD editing>shit music on top of itI don't black list many tags but this one I just flat out hate.
>>710725432>Find some seemingly vidya pron>https://youtu.be/GMLwSkzT5lI?si=i7cMJasLDaeINq6f starts playing rip /f/
>>710726292I've written around 56k words of fanfiction for my waifu where my self insert and her do lovey dovey shit.
>>710738928i never used it in the first place
>>710738839That's fucking sad. I wonder what happened to Live For The Funk and Capdocks.
>>710724973>really good animator>does niche characters that no one else will touch so is the only good source for animations>however uses stupid giant 20 inch cocksIt's like a monkey's paw situation.
>>710739006https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLweoMNUWQWbHe-W53H8eJIjI-Bp3RzNTx
>>710724973>search for interracial SFM porn>It's all Coach
>sort:score>everything is shitit's all third worlders uploading garbage, right? I don't have any other explanation
>animator releases a god tier animation>doesn't release a new animation for several months to a yearhurry up howl you cunt
>SFM parody porn>the character models are heavily modified abominations
>>710739228I swear /v/ is like a Klan meeting but theres one black Valve character allowed to wear the costume too
>Fugtrup upload>It's Link and not Mei
>>710738303>Want to watch goon edit because it can be exciting when high>Click on video>MFW get ears BLASTED by shitty loud music at 1am
>>710725104>he doesn't use the one headphone off one headphone on methodngmi
>>710739183furfaggotry aside, it was crazy checking on chelodoy as he was running away from the ukraine war
>>710739231The funniest shit is the lowest score. The closer to zero is just enough finding it hot.
>>710738928Anon, I've masturbated to AI generated Blacked porn I've masturbated to zoo rapeI've masturbated to that nanashi doujin where a girl makes sushi with her nipples I got hard listening to a rape victim's criesIf I could masturbate to a regular ass woman, and a regular ass man, I'd be fine and fucking dandy.
>>710738873past years the geniuses figured out the best game design for them is have the player kill an npc and that unlocks you being to stop playing the game to check out a video of the npc raping the mc
>>710739231Unironically some of the best porn artists are third worlders. I was shocked to find out how many artists i love are latinos.
>New game announced>Has a hot girl>3D artists RUSH to be the first to animate her being fucked>Stick her head on a generic body with big tits>This becomes the model everyone uses
>>710739196Nope, I'm a Macrophile or Megalophile, because it sounds funnier
>>710739190>get tired of 30 inch dongs with the width of thighs>add "small_penis" to the search>it's all sub 1 inch microclits nowGODDAMMIT WHY ISNT THERE A NORMAL DICK TAG
>>710739296>Coach? Coach's not a nigger, he's just black.
>>710738757>dude it works with weedNigger I don't want weed, I want to cum. There are songs with women having an orgasm or moaning to the rhythm, why not using that instead of a nigger or a Brazilian trying desperately to rap over extremely loud bass?
>>710739231its a bit of a problem that any game with 100+ reviews and close to perfect score is 99% certainly shit for me and my favorite games float around 2.5-3.9 scores
I know its AI slop but I wish more people would put effort into written prompting. Sometimes you find rare gems on Chub AI where it isnt mindless goon but a character and scenario with a lorebook.
>>710739424Obtaining the cursed knowledge thatMost big titty mods have been pasting the same tits onto models for nearly 20 years at this point
>>710739441you just need to exclude tags for the extremes, manno one is going to tag shit like "normal-sized breasts"
Does anyone actually like x-ray? It just looks silly to me. Scenes would look so much better without that stuff, and I hate how tons of great artists don't have non-x-ray variants
>porn artist draws real nice shit good paced and hwat not>immediately devolves into their weird fetishits so fucking frustrating god damn it, its like being clickbaited with porn. this guy does it will all his work and it fucking sucks
>>710739296even the more virulent internet racist is cool with demoman
>>710739508The problem is the AI shitters are non artists who chase the bag doing lowest common denominator shit, they have no taste and besides the AIcg they'll 100% use ai to write the games scenes too.Im kinda at a cross roads where my time spent playing new porn games go down and down and I mostly play older games by devs I know I like
>>710739102Well RIP then
>>710728192>>710728686Thats the thing - i went balls deep (no pun intended) into actually doing proper sound design for it, referencing IRL blowjob clips, other animations, downloading sound libraries, alternating sounds and layering them into eachother, adding post processing and all that shit and i genuinely think that animating and rerendering that shit was easier than what basically boils down to dragging strips in Vegas Pro.Holy fuck i respect good sound designers immensely after that. Literally an autistic pillar of media.
>>710739561>he has a normal-sized breast fetish
>>710739557Say what you want about GeneralButch, he was a supreme faggot, but at least he made some nice chubby white bitch models.
>>710739231It's the Reddit effect. People who actually downboat get ostracized and banned (and all their ratings removed), leaving only obedient retards. So you only get the most common denominator shit. Big booba is an automatic 10x.
>>710739308>Fugtrup upload>It's Link and Zelda
Is there an artist that makes god tier shit but turns it into a shitpost to piss people off?Like its amazing sexy fapbait but then halfway through it goes off the rails because the creator finds it funny?
>>710739561the problem is nobody's tagging obviously gigantic penises as so. the best you can hope for is just "penis"
>>710739647Well I definitely agree with you on that. Measuring picoseconds so that the sound of a pussy getting stuffed doesnt come off as uncanny is a unique sort of hell. Imagine what actual feature length film sound designers have to go through.
>tags: aged up
>>710739689he does ugly as fuck nipples so its all invalidated
>>710738997Oh yeah like you would totally keep it in your pants the moment a 10/10 starts making the meatiest claps of her life in your presence. Or if she did it against your groin? Lemme guess mister righty, you're also "totally not gay" while jacking it to femboys in short skirts?
>>710739196How remarkably specific.
>Anon posts edit of a 10/10 clip>It's some BNWO shit or Change-X or censored>Have to save the editI know you zoomed in to hide the source, I hate you.
>>710739765sounds like someone needs to start tagging hyper proportions for what it is so he stops seeing it when filtering it away
>Model is bimbofied I couldn't describe a shittier taste if I was into fucking scat.
>>710739813>Oh yeah like you would totally keep it in your pants the moment a 10/10 starts making the meatiest claps of her life in your presencefuck off groid, nobody finds sea lions hot but you
>>710727983>>710739647>japanese artist i follow has the same problem but is less vocal about itI appreciate the hard work and stress you go through to have good sounds.
>trying to find vr porn
If there was one Tag that I wish would be included that wasnt now on f95 it would be unrealistic proportions. I hate that shit so much. I hate baseball bat sized penisesI hate the skeleton women with skin grafted on top of their faces.I hate the anime boobs.I swear half the time it seems the dev has never witnessed a human being irl.
>>710739308>>710739720That guy is blessed for making beautiful boy nipples.
>>710739778>tags: aged down
>>710739370>chelodoy is a blyatletneat
>>710739879We talking actual bimbo or are we talking something else?
>SFM is so realistic it feels like I'm on a watchlist nowAnaru is something else
>>710739879>Character is flirty once>Artists bimbofy her every time and ignore all aspects that make her cuteBeing a Rougefag that actually played SA2 on a DC is a curse. She is a young sarcastic theif not some cheap whore with blow up doll proportions.
>>710739840I actually kind of like the Bleached and Blacked shit. It's pure garbage but sometimes I'll eat /trash/When it goes to this extreme, I don't fucking understand how anyone could get off from it.https://files.catbox.moe/ym27pb.mp4
>>710739879>model has B cups>anon screams that "it's bimbofied" before promptly shitting his pantsI've seen many of you retards. You don't know what a bimbo is
>>710739327i do but that its not very comfortable and it takes me out of it
>>710739231>>710739372>images with around +50-100 score>relatively mediocre in quality, but they have one part about them that is just perfect>the shape of the ass, the look on their face, something primal and pure, as if the artist made this image specifically for you>it doesn't just empty your balls, it fills your heart; it's art
>>710739819>ouaagghhh sexy noo noo
>>710740110>Don't mind interracial>Check trashed blacked and bleach>It's just petty racism and people getting off to extreme violence and suchI fucking hate this world.
>>710739508No, all you get isCharacter:{[Name: Anonymous] + [Traits: faggot + gay + retarded + homosexual] + [Description: link to wiki here]}
>>710731931Some are just evergreen
>>710740114blatantly misrepresentation of his argument
>Character has godtier design (Belladonna from Mana)>Check her on blue booru>50% of all fucking images are the futa cock that came with the smutbase rig pushed straight into the camera I wouldnt even be mad about it if this WASNT FUCKING UNTAGGED GOING PAST MY BLACKLISTI thought these fuckers were supposed to be hyperautistic about their tagging?
>vanilla doujin of an otherwise NTR/rape/whatever kind of shit that kills my boner
>>710728518There's a porn guy that keeps adding the same faceless soldier in all his animations.
>>710739647whoa dude don't go too far
>no 3d on model porn of a certain character>every porn artist only uses the available muscle fag modelsfuck this gay world
Also can I just say it's a unique sort of hell having 6 roommates and wanting something so specific you have to do it yourselfIt's like playing FNAF, only with more erections, and animating
>>710740110>"When it goes to this extreme, I don't fucking understand how anyone could get off from it">open link>see title/pol/ has a literal decade worth of proof that your average internet chink is a self-hating beta cuck, and I mean that in the most literal definition of all those words. They are the most reliable source of DURR BLACKED MADE FOR BBC worthless garbage spam on the internet. This is not exclusive to /pol/ either, if you go to something like Clips 4 Sale and search the various femdom tags it is nothing but haggard shopworn middle-aged white women fulfilling $250 requests to call Chang a tiny-dicked loser and laugh at the camera while fully clothed. I am not making up a single word of this. Males of the sino race are pathetic, spite-fueled, sniveling, self-hating little fags with alarming regularity.
>SFM animation>it has vore
>>710740231I like the concept of girls being sluts, and I'll admit that some girls look better next to black meat.how the blackedfags masturbate to videos of white people getting beat up is beyond me.
>>710740110>Go to /trash/>People posting shit like anime girls masturbating to white suicide rates
>Love futa like the huge fag I am>most artists never add the pussyWhy is this one simple thing so hard for these people? the BALLS are the optional part not the pussy.
>>710740036rogue is lusted from many forms of media so its not just one game shes from anymore. plus the perception from her porn has caught up to her
>>710728518>porn with a TF2 game happening in the background
>>710740287Be good with your blacklist you idiot
>>710731931both Teen Titans girlsRenamonMLP (it's 15 years old now)what else comes to mind?
>>710735192>Vagina fetish
>>710740424pussy is gay
>>710740369>>710740416notice this stuff only accelerated when china gained internet access
>>710740353I already know that realistic sound is the lamest shit you can add into animation anon and every good sound design is substituting and hyperbolizing sound effectd. Dont worry anin, My V-card could have been safe.
>>710740231>>710740110I've noticed a trend in that these fetishes tend to focus on the guylike they zoom on the dudes parts instead of the girlFeels like they're actually for faggots.
>>710739813Twerking is just too low class and try hard sexy. It just looks unappealing and it doesn't help that most of the art made for It looks autistic
>>710740391https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4ckUXSMBiI>Comments got turned off because of how much people were talking about Painis Cupcake
>>710740213>yeawh take dipsy tubby custah
>>710740471that one half-catgirl from breath of fire still gets some new stuff from time to timealso the elf from the mana series.
>>710740462No you dont understandThere were literally ZERO FEMCOCK TAGS on all the images, only general stuff like "penis" which also applies to normal fucking sex.I had to go full autismo and tag each myself.
>>710740462im happy she gained so much artt over these past few years
>>710740543I've hung about the different blacked threads on /trash/. They're all trannies in the making, or 'eggs' as they want to call them. A huge part of concept is not even cuckoldry at that point, it's imagining they're the girl.
>>710740582i would laugh my ass off if i heard this in a sfm porn animation, hell any dk64 track
>japanese porn with audio>sounds like a rabbit being surgically disemboweled
>>710740631>spoilergod bless you
>Click BE tag>Get MtF transformation sequences
>not into futa>most of the god tier animators exclusively do futafuck you sleepykeeper, why couldn't you be normal
>>710740287>gelbooru>autistic about taggingDid you miss that one time where they fucked the rating system?>mfw all loli art is now automatically tagged rating:questionable or rating:explicit
>non loop animation with no thrust speed/sowd down>doesn't end up in cumshotliterally whats the point?
>into futa>most 3d dick models look like complete garbage
>futa either has good animation or penises that aren't laughably huge>never bothWhat's up with that?
>popular and talent artist makes great gay furry porn>now only makes cub pornthis happened twice
>>710740741Anon... the OTHER blue booru.The dark blue one.
>>710740797>>710740826god hates futa
>>710740831You mean the one for the fallen?
>>710740698I'm gonna be honest, I think I'd have too much respect for grant kirkhope to actually do thatI think I'd maybe make a sound-a-like.
>canon_couple
>>710740916He means e621, the furry one. Not sure why he is being autistic about it. Probably the reason his tags are fucked.
>>710740916I mean esix
>>710740737Nyl makes like 35,000 a month doing Futa, I don't blame any of them. I wish I'd learned to animate.
>find fascinating fetish that has never been done anywhere elseand yes its animatedhttp://swfchan.com/52/259878/?Nerves.swf
>>710740936>Dilf on Milf
>>710738928my fall from grace was when I started saving anime images as reference to learn art, only to stop learning art but get addicted to collecting anime images. that kind of lifted the restraints from what I allowed myself to save, which lead to lifting the restraints on what I was fine with jerking to
>>710740601ha ha?
>futa on futa>futa on male>futa solo
>>710741015>has never been done anywhere elsehold my beerhttps://files.catbox.moe/n2v6wk.png
>>710741110>Futa solo>Condom filling
>>710735764>AI porn has made it so the 'dark-skinned male' tag now outweighs the 'dark-skinned female' one
>>710734581Anon...
>>710740698>Engineer sneaks into the frame durung a nutclenching fuck of the century>https://youtu.be/FXrUahsq4Xo?si=g-1tqxN04bC9E0UZ starts playing >"Youre... Ugly!"
>like boyish (as in actually tomboyish) girls>tag completely ruined by THOSE people
>>710739231>giving a fuck about scoresLITERALLY THE MOST UPBOOTED CHARS IN RULE34(before the sharty raid) WAS FUCKING LISA SIMPSON WHO HAD THE SHITTIES PIC STRAIGHT OUTTA 2007 PORN ADSNO ONE IS PUTTING SAFEGUARDS IN PORN TO AVOID VOTE SPAM
>>710741110Futas should only have a cock with no pussy, and use it to fuck girls with regular pussies. lesbian sex does nothing for me, and I want no men touching my waifu. This is God's way.
>dark-skinned male and dark-skinned female>the male is darker than the female
why do futa artists so commonly make the penises hugelike, I cant even guess the reason its so bizarreI dont have a mental model where people are made out of rubber to take arbitrary sized insertions.
>>710741304why is this true like 98% of the time?
>>710741158sauce me
>>710741110>>710741171>>710741303an odd group of fellows, but I respect it
>Can't really masturbate to hypnosis>Just find it really comforting and euphoric going underFucking Kaa man.
>>710741304>dark-skinned female>only slightly not white
>orc male but never orc female
>NSFW Game mod>go into files>remove moans and orgasm soundsI'll take the plaps, but not the voice acting.
>>710741317Because to be into futa in the first place you have to be a dopamine burned ape who thinks everything needs to be "pornified" in proportions. So Futas will have big dicks, big tits, big asses, big lips to be as gross as possible
>>710741304>>710741457>"interracial" tag>Dude could pass as german with a tan