Anyone buying a Switch 2 on launch day? What do you expect the launch to be like?
>>711393474kek why are zoomers all wiggers
Are short shorts popular among zoomers? I remember when I was a kid growing up in the 90s, if your short leg ended above your knee, you were gay.
>>711393474>Mystery meat broccoliheadszoomers are a new breed
>>711393474>only 1 white dudewhy are zoomers so brown and ugly
>>711393712Yeah. I tried to buy some shorts a couple weeks ago, and most of what the stores have are weird short shorts like that. Super gay
>that asian guy in the back smirking and shaking his headkek
Sheesh bro... dees people aint rite doe, over the Switch 2? Kinda beta bro, Adrin Ross prefers the PS5.
>>711393758there are at least 4
>>711393474why the black dude not knocking out these white Timmys
>>711393916Now that i see closely they all mystery meat, specially the one with the asian eyes what the actual fuck
>>711393712Even straight zoomers suck dick and wear booty shorts.
>>711394001I don't know...>blonde broccoli fro>glasses + beard stoner>baby blueand the last is hard to tell, but I think the dark green sweatshirt dude could be white.
>>711393474>retards just grabbing the structure decks
I thought you guys were joking when you said literally everyone had that haircutbut literally everyone had that haircut
You guys told me zoomers were based and redpilled?
>>711394204Nothing new.
>>711394281Who the fuck told you that?
>>711394305bobs or parts? what we going with, bros?
>>7113943944chan zoomers and the media
>>711394305Most of these have way more variation than every person having broccoli hair
>>711393474Americans can't afford shoes?
>>711394564It's not about being poor. It's more about laziness.
>>711393474
>>711393474At least its broccoli heads doing it and not more bald millennials
I understand now why women don't want to fuck zoomers
>>711395381yeah why aren't they wearing oxford dress shoes to walmart
never wear shorts in public as a man. not even in summer
>>711393474>buying a Switch 2 on launch daythis is the biggest IQ test of this year, i hope you don't fail it /v/
>>711395572I wear shorts or sweats every day of the year if I can
>>711393474>wear shoes inside the house>wear socks and sandals like a grampa when going outside the houseDo Americans really....
>>711395572stfu you have no gf
>>711395381TOP TIER
>socks with sandals
>>711395572I wear chinos in the summer.
>>711393474Zoomers are the brownest and ugliest generation that has ever existed
>>711395757>>711395693those aren't sandals, and why do you wanna see their toes? i'd rather wear socks than do a toe reveal to everyone in public
>>711393918Why would he hurt massa? He wants that zoomoid dong busting his crust. He's a zesty buck
>>711395572Fuck you fag. Not wearing jeans when its over 93 degrees
>the black guy is the most racially pleasing onechat is this real? what the fuck is happening
these guys dont even actually want to play the card game do theythey just watch streamers open decks and feel they must do so as well
>>711395572I wear jedi clothing literally everywhere I go
>>711395572I wear shorts everywhere because I have nice defined legs.
>>711393712Wtf I didn't notice that all these niggas gay as shit
>>711393474Content creators that brainwashed kids into buying cardboard in hopes of pulling that super ultra deluxe rare pikachu in a dress that's worth a billion dollars should be imprisoned.
>>711396072What?
>>711395998Wear slacks it's thinner than denim
>>711393474>Anyone buying a Switch 2 on launch day?Maybe Bezos or Elon. Elon will hire a guy to play it for him tho.
>>711393712>the 90sBro, if you couldn't fit a whole human body in one of the leg holes of your 90s long-shorts, did you really have style?
>>711396196Post legs anon
>grown man wearing shortsick
>>711396348He's the only one that doesn't look like a weird abomination of las americas
>>711395381some of them even wear those absolute faggot shit low cut socks that are supposed to look like you aren't wearing socks in normal shoes, absolute zoomer brainrot, putting mercruy in the drinking water was a mistake.
>>711393712If you didn't wear baggy pants in the 90s, you were called a fag.If you wore anything purple, light blue, or dare I say pink, you were called a fag.If you liked anime, you were called a fag.If you like pop music (or anything other than nig music), you were called a fag.If your mommy and daddy didn't buy you a car at 16, you were called a fag.Basically boys would find any excuse to call you a fag.
>>711396445I wouldn't call zoomers "men"
>>711393771The real issue is not the length, it's the weird tapered shape a lot have now.
Pre-ordered via Walmart. No idea if my order will be cancelled or not, but so far so good. If it does, i'll get it later. I suspect it will be hard to find initially but nowhere near COVID levels with the PS5/Series X. Honestly will probably just play Mario Kart and Deltarune on it and try out some of the day 1 patches for some of the switch games. Getting DK when it comes out next month and MP4 is the main reason I am getting it this year. That and I have a ton of Switch 1 titles I need to play that I suspect they will release patches for during the drought months.
>>711395572this man knows what he's talking about, short are faggot shit and unaesthetic too.
>>711393474>All generic black shorts with generic hoodies and T-shirts>Same retarded bussin broccoli hairstyle>Same plastic slippers with socks
>>711396471The school system was a mistake.
>>711396391>all that obesityimagine the smell
>>711395572based
Zoomers always:>have the latest IPhone >wear slippers >have a hightop fade w/ curly top>talk in slang>play the latest game titles>wear shorts/sportswear for clothes>eat fast foodI'm a zoomer myself and I know this. No I do not do any of the things above.
>>711396467why the fuck would i wear socks that cover my ankles? socks are to keep shoes and feet cleaner. socks that go above the foot are retarded and completely pointless
>>711396608Do you also have a receding hairline?
>>711396429soul
>>711396614stop buying bottled water my man and maybe you'll realise that socks are supposed to cover the part between your shoes and your pants.
>>711396467>losing it over low-cut athletic socksYou good bro?
>>711396676shits bussin fr
>>711396660>crying for your hairFucking zoomers are worse than women
>>711396445This. Why do zoomers?
>>711395381>flip flops with socks: >:-|>flip flops with socks, japan: :-D
>>711396660Lol nah. I guess that video explains why zoomers always have that stupid fucking haircut, to hide their baldness.
>>711396382Real men wear either jeans or shorts.If you are powerful enough you can combine the two.
>>711396676It makes me feel like I'm part of the black race! (my Gods)
>>711396429I like that, despite the aggressive hairstyles of the others, you can tell that orange shirt is the leader of the group because his jeans are the largest
>>711396072
>>711396614>>711396690Explain walking socks.
>>711396748Why does his shirt say rape paradise?
>>711393712>if your short leg ended above your knee, you were gayYou literally answered your own questionUnironically gen z are fags, they were nurtured into it growing up
>>711396748>RAPE PARADISEBased?
>>711396072You're just turning gay
>>711395909> i'd rather wear socks than do a toe reveal to everyone in publicDo Americans really....
>>711396828we have the smart one, the fat one and the leader with his girl, the drive around in a volkswagen van and solve crimes.
>>711393474>gym shorts>nike socks>crocs or slidesis this the official American suburban zoomer uniform?
>>711393474zesty motherfuckers, every single one of them
Slightly off topic but it was beautiful out today so I decided to take a walk and didn't see a single person who wasn't either gay cancer skinny or morbidly obese. All of them in the shittiest looking clothes you could buy at walmart, mouths hanging open slightly. I was disgusted. Not even one single attractive adult woman. wtf is going on?
I will not stop wearing cargo shortsI will not stop wearing socks and sandalsI wear them with my Minecraft T-Shirt Fashionfags get the rope
Tomorrow is the day. Shipping confirmation is happening (please).
>>711396117Nobody plays the TCG anymore. It's all about muh investments. They probably don't even open the fuckin cards and just resell them sealed to retards who will pay 2x msrp for the microscopic chance they pull a PSA 10 of whatever pokemon they want to have sex with.
>>711397056We're in the dark age before the next Hitler saves us
>>711393712>90sShort shorts have been a thing in different cliques for more than a decade now anon.
>>711395757exposing your bare feet in a public space that isnt the beachgood morning saar
>>711397056I was born in this era to experience the apocalypse. It's pretty clear we're in end times
>>711397114Hitler II can't come soon enough.
>>711397056>go outside >every girl is either landwhale tier or looks older than her own motherit's over
>>711397056where the hell you live? im in fatfuck texas and still see normal people more often than not
>>711396873>>711396897You’re hallucinating. Seek help.
>>711396748>RAPE PARADISEDamn zoomie is asking for it, needs rape correction!
>>711397143Is this a recent development? I honestly think the fluoride has to be given every in America foot fetishes; you cannot escape foot porn online and in movies anymore. And people are now scared of wearing open sandals because people lust after them. Scary times.
>>711397149the apocalypse is taking its sweet ass time though, I had hoped WW3 would break out by 2025
>>711393474Are the youngins devolving to 60s or whatever era fashion this is now? I notice the popular streamers and YouTubers these days dressing like that.
>>711397275I live in the midwest. Second biggest city in my state. The decline in the last 5 years is shocking.
>>711396748>>711397307>taking creepshots of boy buttwut
>>711396467Ankle socks have been a thing since the late 90's man
>>711393712zoomers have little baby bird penises
>>711395572I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear
We used to be a society.
>>711393474What a weird video. They're all different colors and yet somehow they all look the same.
>>711397402 (me)More 90s I guess? Example of what I mean.
>>711397408i mean midwest is fat and lib as fuck, so makes sense you see the most wretched combination of hot dog people and the big queers
>>711397353we have reached an absolute low point, the next generation will be even more zesty, if there isn't a world war soon then it is fucking over.
>>711397315Why does /v/ hate zoomers so much? They are single handedly keeping the vidya industry afloat.
>>711397615>They are single handedly keeping the vidya industry afloat.[Citation needed]
>>711393712>I remember when I was a kid growing up in the 90s, if your short leg ended above your knee, you were gay.I remember this rule also and would never buy shorts that didn't reach my knees under any circumstances, but these days you literally can't find anything else. Honestly I feel like I'm walking around in boxers because they don't reach my knees, but it's better than a heat stroke.
>>711393712I have too much leg hair to wear shorts
>>711397615Zoomers aren't in school anymore. These are alpies.
>>711397567good lord he is aging terribly, the zoomers must have been exposed to something during development years millennials were not, the way they age 10+ years immediately into their 20s is disturbing
>>711397470I bet you wanna suck those little peckers, huh?
>>711397504These guys look like total fags and not in the breedable way.>>711397567This is the worst though.
>>711393474skinny + zoomer hair + sandals, check.
>>711397615uh oh, stinky>>711397504middle has some childbearing hips>>711397725hell yeah!till the funny milk sprinkles everywehre
>>711397504wrong image
>>711397664Be proud of your hair. Show it to the world. If anyone tries to shame you for having hairy legs, call them a faggot because they shave their legs like a girl. Only men have hair. This also applies to chest, armpits, arms, and pubes.
>>711397768That's the ticket
>>711393474How much do you make from Pokemon scalping? Hundreds at most?
>>711397731Those guys would destroy your hand with a handshake, zoomie with negative grip strength
>>711397307>>711397454>average /fit/ post
>>711397504>>711397768>i've got two personalities
>today's male role model
I would rather buy it from a scalper than wait in line with disgusting freaks.
>>711397768now that I can get behind, pants up to your belly and tuck the gut behind the belt. If women can cheat with padded yoga pants and bras then so can men.
>>711397768Holy Toledo this looks nice.
Grown men should wear pants in public.>>711397134This looks retarded, what's with the black jacket and garish shorts?
>>711396981Seriously, whats up with that? I see middle schoolers at the grocery store all wearing socks and sandals. Boys and girls.
>>711397829>those crow's feetFUCKING HOW, FLORIDA MOISTURIZES YOUR SKIN
>>71139371297 zoomerI just wear black gym shorts that go below the knee, i've never worn short shorts
>>711397902>honey can you check if I shat my pants?
>>711397940They are the Four Swords developers.
>>711393474If they ate some broccoli instead of styling it into their hair, they might not have such scrawny limbs
>>711393474I want to bludgeon everyone with that haircut
>>711397902God I wish that were me
>>711394001Yellow fever faggot's future. Fry the rice.
>>711397749You realize those are men you’re talking about right?
>>711393712I make sure to wear my shorts past my knees at work but still get people staring at my hams and yams Even got a fat ladies number who said I have massive calves
>hey guys do you all wanna get the same haircut and dress the same way?
>>711393712Fashion comes and goes.70-80's shorts shorts were popular with men.90-10's anything above the knee = gay. Then big lgbt and feminist push in 2012 and short shorts for men became a thing again.
>>711397902This. Target is the superior big box store for vidya.
2 Nintendo Switch 2s please.
Imagine time travelling back to 2004 and telling everyone that wiggers won't only become accepted, but normalized.
>>711397615>>711397307>>711396748They all heightmog me but I want to breed them all anyway
>>711398230braapjust another gay at day shartmart
It's fucking insane that the resurgence of pokemon cards all comes from one of those dipshit paul brothers making a video about buying a 100k sealed base set box or something stupid. It didn't take off immediately but pokemon is producing their shit at capacity and people are fucking camping out for the next set releases.
>>71139826920 years ago? You mean when Eminem and ICP were at the peak of their popularities?
>>711396391I haven't had a haircut in over a decade and my hair isn't even half as long as that dude in the green shirt.
>>711398334Oh and Limp Bizkit too, can't forget them
>>711393712we are RETVRNing
>>711398306We live in a mutant strain of what was called Pokemania back then.
>>711396391>switch midnight launch best buy>Nintendo DS >xbox 360s>OG Vita box, not the borderlands bundle and not the 2000 seriesAre you sure this isn't the wii u or something?
>>711398265Average liberalsSurprised they didn't order it from their iphones
>>711398526Politics has turned your brain into mush.
>>711398436Why do they wear niggerball outfits though?This isn't aryan at all.They should be playing real white sports like sissy tennis, or sissy golf, sissy cricket, sissy curling, drinking tea and fucking eachother in the ass before smoking cigarettes from sissy cigarette holders to maintain their nails and delicately maintained fingers
>>711396608I have a galazy s20. It's almost six years oldMy phone speaker doesn't work super well, but that's fine cause I dont call anyoneMy 5g doesnt work at all, when it's connected to 5g the internet is literally off, I have to use 4g when I'm outside my house. Not a super big problem, dont really care for 5gRecently the glue holding the back together came lose and the back casing came off. I had to superglue, or rather, locktite it back on. When I did this I accidentally too much and got some on my screen, which i had to clean off with iso alcohol.The lock unlock button also is loose and sort of falls out. I had to locktite the top of it in place, as wellThis phone has lasted me longer than any other phone I've ever had. I will upgrade when it breaks beyond being useable
>all this seething over shortsIs this the new fedora fad? You don't look like a man in anything, you're fat.
men used to wear HATS
>>711397143why the fuck do they do it? they always wear sandals everywhere, even in the winter
>ITT:>/v/ - niggerball, zoomer asses and fashion fauxpas discussion
>>711397940That's just standard frat boy culture, thirdie anon.
>>711396867you sweat more when your skin is exposed to air. wearing socks with sandals is a good way to keep your feet dry and not making odor bacteria. people that wear bare foot flops and sandals all the time have stinky feet
>>711396660>receding hairline is super rare here>high school has this "short hair only" policy, every once in a while there will be surprise inspection and guys with hair longer than certain length will get a weird haircut for that day>all the teacher completely avoid this one guy with receding hairline with long hair to cover his ever expanding foreheadit wasn't fair, why did balding guy get to keep their hair
>>711398797sigh...i feel as though i am the only one with a hat in this day and age...
>>711398837I'm a zoomer and can confirm it's only super low IQ social media addicted tards that dress like this. Take a walk through the average college campus. Notice that the smart zoomers dress like normal people.
>>711398678All that black cuck porn you watch has turned you into a retard faggot
>>711398506my walmart still sells PS2 memory cards and diablo 2 battle box
>>711396867Explain your mother benchod corpse fucking chutni demon sar good morning to you my love
>>711398932i was talking about poos
>>711393474I wonder how this style developed. The same broccoli hair is one thing, but the shorts and the sandals with socks also being a thing is really peculiar. This is currently the young, trendy style for a lot of guys out there but I don't know exactly why.
>>711398885sounds like you want to just sell me longsleeved shirts to wear in the desert. no thanks shill
>>711399207Ah my bad lolFor poos maybe it's because they're poor and can't afford anything better idk
You guys went and made this thread gay now...
>>711399285Longsleeved shirts to wear in the desert makes sense, just look at what the sandniggers wear.Socks do not. It's like wearing gloves; your hands/feet will get warm and sweaty -- that dude is 'tarded.
>>711393712Counterpoint: Shorts should be short. If theyre down to the knee and beyond you may as well wear pants
What race is this?
>>711393474Why do they all have the same hair?
>>711399364>nownigga it's a switch 2 thread. if anything, we made it less gay
>>711399272It's at least partially from athletes and athletic brands.
>>711399464el mutto americano
I bought mine last month, but I have to go in at around 3pm on the 4th to get my number in line. Then I'll come back before around 9pm when they start letting people in line pick them up and leave. Once I have my number, I get in line and just wait till it's my turn. It's gonna be a single file line and it'll be orderly as fuck, I know how this goes. They're doing a bunch of vendor stuff and cosplay contests and Pokemon tournaments and stuff between 3 and 9, but I don't really care that much. Once the lineup starts and we're all waiting, the worse thing I'll have to deal with is potentially small talk with other people. Which is tolerable.
>>711393758There's 4 whites
>>711396391jesus christ americans are fucking disgusting
>>711397768Pictured: 1950's 16 year olds
>>711393474I'm tempted to get a razor and shave their heads
Are mullets back? I've been seeing a lot of those. Although, most of them seem to be Australians.
>>711399464american o algohttps://files.catbox.moe/0nh7we.mp4
>>711395381>shoobies
>>711399758The mullet is always in style in Australia
>>711399464captain planet
>>711399776Those mutts are way too eloquent.
>>711399416youre equating a breathable fabric like cotton to one that’s not: leather, latex etc. your hands don’t sweat with cotton/wool gloves. also what I said is a scientific fact you can research it yourself
i thought this was going to be a switch thread but then it quickly became a shorts thread and to top it off, there's a gay guy posting creepshots of boys
>>711400749welcome to 4chan, kid.
americans are so fucking digustinghttps://www.twitch.tv/extraemily/clip/LovelyBloodyWitchCorgiDerp-yZ4CmK-vmPwhg8dm
>>711400907>using a zoomer meme with redditza 0Fuck off fag, and YONG OUT
>>711401173that's the way it goes or something
>>711397615>>711397307>>711396748
>>711393474honest question, what is the point of a switch 2, mariokart gets boring after you do the 12-16 tracks over and over.ps5 also is pointless. build a PC.
>>711393712>Frogposter is a fucking idiot
>>711393474NoI'm not paying $80 for games
Normies don't even use what they buy. They just want it because they see it and then it collects dust.
>>711400749is a tralalero tralala
>>711396471Hey kinda like now but with trannies. Maybe it's related somehow.... Naaaaahhhhh
>>711397768That's stylish>>711396467I can't stand socks that don't cover at least above the ankles. I imagine my achilles tendon is exposed and it'll get sliced up like that scene in Pet Sematary.
>>711401407fuck off
>>711401625Same. I'll wait till the $100 tariff is cut off its price, the cart prices should drop then too
>>711393571I see maybe one white in that dark abyss
>>711400749the OP image of a thread dictates the topic, the text is irrelevant.i thought the thread was going to be about retarded zoomers scalping as a side hustle thoughbeit. instead it's faggots JOing to men's butts. bad thread.
>>711402135They will never drop under $80. Nintendo trying to sell BotW at full price 8 years later is proof of that Damn shame because I would've really liked to play the new Mario Kart. Hopefully an emulator gets going sooner than later
>>711401407Imagine boomers back in the day saying that about millennials. That's how fucking weird it is.Especially weird here as if I recall right this nigga one of the seals to kill bin laden and he's saying if he could he'd like to behave like an afghan warlord and having zoomer dancing-boy concubinesIt's probably bantz but it's still fucking weird.
>>711401173You're just a miserable person that finds joy in nothing anymore. Time to long way down.
>>711402473>Imagine boomers back in the day saying that about millennials.>implying they didn't
>>711397902Me with my braphog wife
>>711394281They are. They're just post-racial in their fascismhttps://youtu.be/XtYmxQdMMbo?si=-uQeEq-JjMomqBLI
>>711393474Literal NPCs
>>711402764>politics is e-celeb bullshitYou're post-intelligence.
>>711393474Why are people insane over Pokemon cards nowadays?
>>711399464Barry Keoghan mixed with Richard Gere
>>711395572This
>>711397902As someone who has been single and never with a fat girl. I MUST BE BETTER..
>>711402981It's a mix of several elements.>pokemon card collector app launches, increases interest in physical cards>several KANTOOOOO pandering sets in a row that always are a hot commodity>scalpers/sneaker bros/nft bros/whatever are looking for a new, fast and easy method of investments/fast money, which they all converged back into PokemonA similar thing happened during Covid. It wasn't nearly as bad as this though. I think the economy being worse and Pokemon being more socially acceptable over the years has led to this bubble. It should die down as soon as the next couple sets come out because they aren't based around popular themes this time (B/W, Mega evos, this new Legends game, etc.).
>>711397336People who spend too much time online can be convinced they’re into anything if it’s meme’d enough. See also: goth girls and piss kinks. Goths I can understand more, but a lot of these guys would hate goth girls normally. Piss kinks on the other hand, have gone absolutely nuclear. Meet so many people who would not ever be into it normally and I’m convinced it’s memes doing this. Full brainwash.
>>711401173they all look so söy
>>711393474Why are they all wearing Croqs and flip-flops
I'm just gonna go on my lunch break and trust that the retards will be gone
>>711393474Why are they all wearing socks and slippers
>>711393474I don't give a shit about Switch 2.And no, this comment doesn't make me give a shit either.
>>711393474>all in sandals and crocs>imagine the smell1st world problems i guess.
>>711395381At least they aren't jeets. They'd all be bare foot.
>>711401173I hate being in public.
>>711395909you retarded coomer nigger, it's gross because socks are basically fucking sponges. nobody is looking at your fucking toes. genuinely kill yourself
>>711393474Pre-ordered at GameStop. Going to the midnight release. I expect it will be exactly like the Switch midnight release. They will probably assign people groups based on when in the day they came in to finalize their purchase, and they will take those groups in one at a time at midnight and hand all of their shit out in pre-prepared bags. Maybe that won't happen, but that is my expectation. Also my GameStop has extras, so there will probably be people showing up to get one that they didn't pre-order.
>>711402882Im jist trying to educate you cant nake the horae drink tho
>>711394001The Asian is finnish so white
>>711393474Why don't American super market chains or whatever have any kind of anti scalping policies?
Shorts are for running, gym or some otherwise physical activity. Wearing them day to day as casual wear make you look like an ultra faggot.
>>711401173Is everyone in this clip mentally disabled? What the fuck
>>711396867this is just a thing with people with money their children are so lazy "we'll just go in our car, get x thing and come back so why bother having shame or common sense"
>>711396429>sleeveless shirt with a hoodGod damn I miss the fucking nineties.
>>711396539Only faggots care that much about fashion, tho.
>>711397307do zoomer males shave their legs?
>>711397504>we used to be boring pinkoswhy are newfags like this?
>>711397615The AAA market needs to crash. A hard reset.Same with housing markets etc. tooBut they keep bringing in millions of people + finding ways to keep people going.
Video game and nerd culture was a goddamn mistake holy shit, just pure corporate goychowder now. Fuck I need to take the /lit/pill and got to my local library more
>>711396676SOCCER BITCHES FROM BRAZIL WERE DOING THIS BEFORE AMERITARDS copied itFIFA FO-EVAH ayayayyayayayaya
>>711393474>Work at a deli near a small asian plaza>the market across the street has one of those pokemon card vending machines>there are spergs and neckbeards camping out that shit as early as 3 am while I'm workingWhy are they like this?
>>711393712History is a flat circle.
>>711396471>or anything other than nig music)sounds like an american thing. In europe you also had the option to become a edgy metal kid
me shaking my head baka
>>711395990You are such a fucking faggot.
>>711396391>Switch midnight>clearly DS games on the shelfI call bullshit
this is the gayest shit i've ever seen. same energy as that basement guy with the stuffed meowth webm
>>711393474Pokemania in the 90's>Can't wait to open all these packs up and see what I get!Pokemania now>Can't wait to resell all these packs for 5x what I paid. Everyone needs a side hustle, yaknow?
>>711396429imagine how many steam decks you could carry...
>>711393571Those shorts make them look like faggots. Where I live I don't think I've ever seen blacks wearing something like that, unless they're at a track meet or something.
>>711393712Any kid who wore shorts that even went a millimeter above the knee was bullied relentlessly.I learned this the hard way
>>711405510if you have a good library then cherish it anon, ours got turned into a normalnigger shithole that's loud as fuck and feels like hanging out in an airport terminal
>>711398306It may have been maxmoefoe who started it, his pack opening videos started to get popular ~9 years ago
>>711393712>Short leg ending above your kneeThat's all shorts. If they're touching your knee why the fuck are you not wearing pants? Short shorts only cover your booty, and the zoomers aren't wearing those.
Rationally thinking even if you scalp you don't make that much money so why do it?
>>711403981Free market blah blah blah.It's not scalpers fault that retards pay massive mark ups.I scalped the fuck out of Wiis and Wii Fits during its time and I was making a shit ton of money doing it then that I do now working full time at $30 a hour factoring in inflation. Back then you didn't have to compete with bots. All you needed was an inside job at corporate stores.
>>711393712People are talking about style or being gay, but this just comes from sports
>>711393474>2 people manufacturing hype on 4chan since launch
>>711395572Stop being fat or ugly.
>>711401407>the navy seal faggot turned himself gay to save us from harry sissy
>>711405510I recently started reading all those books I should have read back in high school (instead of playing countless video games). I'm starting 1984 next. It's clearly an exaggerated situation of a horrid future, yet I can see some of its nightmarish things coming to fruition.>>711406227God help you anon.How did that happen? Won't the librarians and people tell you to be quiet or even kick you out if you are being loud?
>>711406651>I'm starting 1984 next.It's doubleplus good, brother.
>>711396471I'm old and never had that problem, so maybe people just called you a fag, because you were a fag. Did you/do you still listen to Ricky Martin?
>>711396429>not wearing Kikwear with 90" legsSign of a preppy faggot.
>>711393474I would but the release lineup is terrible, will get it next year if they release something good.>2 of my friends preordered>ask them which games they're getting>both answer mario kart and nothing elseIt's bad
>>711396748Why do they wear the shorts? What is their endgame?
>>711405510>this is too much corporate slop>better switch the women's corporate slop insteadeventually you'll piece together that 90% of all entertainment is awful dogshit scraped together in the hopes of making a buck, 90% of what's left is mediocre at best, and MAYBE 1% could be considered good
>>711397803There are different ways. To make stable big money you need connections to the costco/walmart/etc managers that will save complete boxes for you, basically big corpo operations, mafia shit.If you don't have the connections, you have to fight like a zoo monkey over the boxes like those zoomers in OP's webm and immediately try to flip them, you usually have like a month max to sell before it starts losing value fast, depending on which set it was, the hype might last longer but then you will have to fight again every time you want another box to sell, some people stalk the delivery drivers, follow them to their homes, know their life routine, etc. It's gotten so bad that some of the delivery people get robbed while they are offloading the boxes or near their houses.Another alternative is to become a streamer, open and ship packs, but you need to scam the kids watching you because if you're honest you will lose whatever money you did on shipments alone.Basically, people fighting over these boxes are scum of the earth, scammers and thieves, all of them.
>>711406651>Won't the librarians and people tell you to be quiet or even kick you out if you are being loud?they call it a collaborative meeting space or some bullshit like that
>>711406935Same, and assuming there aren't any major flaws with the system itself, like joystick drifting.Prime 4 is coming to the Switch 1, so I'll (maybe) get it on that. It doesn't look as fun as the other Prime games so far though.Mario Kart World hasn't sold me yet. I hope its actually good, waiting to learn more after people actually play it. It could be really good.The new DK game doesn't look fun to me at all.The new Kirby Air Ride may be good, will have to wait and see.I don't know what else there is.Can' tell if I'm getting too old or the game lineup really is underwhelming.
>>711393712My big brother is like three years older than me and even he wears short shorts and bright colors like that. I genuinely don’t get it. I don’t know where my fellow zoomers got this fashion sense from. I feel like there was some sort of big national conference that dictated how we should all dress and I just slept through it or something. I dress a lot like my dad - jeans or cargo shorts (reaching past my knees) and a plain polo. I know retards say this a lot but I feel so out of touch with my own generation. Doesn’t help that I’m massively autistic and introverted so not only do I stick out like a sore thumb but I also can’t even bullshit my way back in. I’m fucked, bros. My only hope is to chase after a millennial woman
>>711393712Guys were wearing short shorts in my junior and senior year of high school 10 years ago. It was seen and used as a gag.
>>711407086The reason why modern books suck and are all made for women is because younger men literally don't read books anymore dumbass
>>711395381Worked law enforcement for a while. This is popular because this is the foot wear in jail/prison. Our culture now idolized acting like a criminal, and thats why you see this
>no preorder>the game store guy told me that there would be "plenty" of stockWish me luck, I guess.
>>711397615Wtf is wrong with you
>>711397615
>>711398265How do these people do it? Seriously, I would shoot myself before ever doing anything like this. Do these people just have a negative amount of shame?
>>711399818Based Rocket Power enjoyer
big woop!
>>711398230
>>711407635Men read the good book.
>>711407415tl;drSTDNV
>>711396660I never realized I was so blessed for having long beautifully naturally curly hair. I don't care that my mommy tells me I look like a faggot every day, I will keep growing my hair.
People are legit demons now I can't connect to thi world
>>711397501damn
>>711393571white monkeys aren't human
>>711397902He's just checking her oil
>>711395572>he can't pull a speedolift more fatty
>>711407965I think it's called being mentally ill.
>>711395990White boiz love BBC and zesty bucks
>>711397134and prep boys where also fags what else?
>>711402473>Imagine boomers back in the day saying that about millennialsHave I got the screencap for you.
>>711395572Uh, ok.
>>711396196How do you get around being objectified by the ogers in public?
>>711397768>Yes I beat the shit out of my woman and hit my kids with a belt. How can you tell?
>>711393712i used to get fucked with for wearing high cut socks to gym class when everyone else wore ankle cuts despite that the class never involved more than light exercise. they didn't even offer us showers before next period.
I’ve worn the same pair of long shorts over 500 times to my job. I’ve got so much mileage out of these it’s unreal and there’s no skid marks eitherActually insane really but I have sharted a few times and almost had to go home
>>711396467UNC CRASHING OUT FR :SKULL_EMOJI:
>>711402473yeah but I don't care and I'm a degenerate, if I was a boomer I'd be fucking Millennials no cap
Why do all these kids wear fucking slides with socks like they are a 50 year old diabetic black man
>>711414550thisfeels gross seeing them wear the same clothes as old men
>>711393474I fucking hate zoomers and their nike flip flopsWear proper shoes!!
>>711397134That's obviously a dare or some kind of party theme. Not very indicative of the point you are trying to make.
Unc b like Sonny you got some toned thighs
>>711393474Why is every fucking Zoomer nigger wearing crocs/slides and socks now? Even my 28 yo brother does this
>>711393474why do they all look and dress the exact same
>>711396614I beg to differ.
>>711398230You get some kino bodycam videos from Target. Turns out they are really good at catching thieves. Their intelligence system is so good they help the cops with murders.
>>711395381What do they do when it rains?
>>711393474why do they all look the same?holy fuck these are some hilarious looking creatures
>>711394305people all the way from 60's to 90's had ugly as fuck haircuts
What's your daily footwear outside of work /v/?For me it's hi leg suede steel cap boots with very thick and luxurious morino wool socksI wear these every wear even in summer.
>>711395572my comfort > your perception of me
>>711396072>the most racially pleasing onewhat does this even mean
>>711409965>where
>>711399995
>>711396467>mercruymade me laugh harder than it shouldve
>>711414550A lot of the fashion of zoomers was inspired by retirees. It's why they're getting into golf now.
>>711395909>zoomer gooner culture has ruined society so hard that showing toes in public makes people instantly think of foot fetishchrist
>all broccoli heads>all mystery meat mutts >all wearing shorts>all wearing fucking slides and cross outdoorsAbsolutely disgusting
>>711399464Kalergian
>>711397056>wtf is going on?2012 tumblr convinced women that being fat and dressing like trash is sexy.
There's honestly nothing more ghetto to me than someone wearing slides/crocs l/"house shoes" in a public setting. Same shit applies to people who wear their pyjamas in public. I'm not asking you to wear a suit and tie to wallmart but shit nigger you can at least put on some fucking normal ass shoes. I don't wanna see your sweat rags congregating where people buy groceries.
>>711399758>Are mullets back? I've been seeing a lot of those.They never really left but they've massively made a comeback since Covid. Like 60% of dudes I see on the street are rocking business in the front, party in the back
>>711399758It's the new totally not a rapist cut
>>711397056I'd like to say it's an American problem but as a europoor we're starting to see it lots more as well. You'll see 50 fit and attractive men and woman all dressed very well then in the middle somewhere there are a bunch of mystery meat mutts either fat as fuck or skinny as a whip dressed like its the collapse of the soviet Union.
>>711402473>Imagine boomers back in the day saying that about millennials.Happened all the time. Give it another 2-3 years and heat will go from the Zoomers to Alphies as the first of those start to hit the workforce.
>>711397056I live in Vegas and there's always buff chads and big booty thots around here with the disgusting obese landwhale being a rarity
>>711414921these are all men
>>711396429>that one safety video of that kid fitting a whole shotgun in his pant leg
>>711397056Come to Huntington Beach on a weekend. Many good looking young women. And men if you are into that as evidenced by this thread kek
>>711408059Literally this.
>>711393474>socks and flip flops Why do nigruhs and nigruh-adjacents do this?
>>711393474Reminds me of beanie babies but with less 30+ year old women who behave exactly the same. What even is this, pikachu cardboard?
>>711416251Too lazy to even slip on normal shoes or clothes when leaving the house
>>711416046Oh, I'm totally aware
>>711414960They tough it out. They are hard mfs after all.
>>711405269They do and if you make a comment on it they get really passive agressive with you for the rest of their life. I don't even know where they got this feature from.
>>711393571my exact same thoughtsevery time i see webms like this all the adults are black yet when it's about zoomers there are way more white kidsi mostly noticed this in the chicken jockey videos
>>711393474>crocs outside the house>slides outside the houseKids today have no shame.
>>711396391ohonononno millenidroid bros!?
>>711407415it's cooli can tell you're one of the good ones
>>711395572this mans wife is fucked by postmen and ups drivers on the reg
>>711396382>slacksthis nigga 80 yesrs old n shit
>>711396429me and my bros back in the day use to tell faggots wearing that shit to stop pretending and just wear a dress to school tomorrow
>>711393712>Are short shorts popular among zoomers? I remember when I was a kid growing up in the 90s, if your short leg ended above your knee, you were gay.What kind of faggot place did you live?
>>711393712>all these basketball short wearing manchildrenCringe, you should stop wearing stuff like that if you’re out of elementary school.
>>711418069costco is a membership WHOLESALE warehouse for a reason, it's like when people complain about someone buying a cart full of eggs for their restaurant
>>711393474Why are they wearing socks and flip flops?
>>711395572I'm 30 and I have literally never wore a pair of shorts since I was like 6. I just do not understand the appeal. I also live in the southeast US where it gets ~100F outside in the summer. It's jeans and jeans only.
>>711418882do you also not understand why someone would wear a t-shirt rather than a long-sleeve shirt?
>>711414853>mid-20'sI don't know where it comes from. Everyone in my gen knew that socks + sandals or socks + crocs were big no-no's. Man, do I love video games
>>711396391>only one trannyBetter than expected
>>711395381tell me you are black without telling me you are black.
Hate broccoli heads so much
>>711418882Ive worn jeans only it’s definitely doable
>>711393474What the fuck is this faggotry
>>711399464melting pot of friendship -nese
>>711393474>buying a console at launchhttps://youtu.be/Cb-srOfRqNc?si=E2yWpAfewwcfH1By
>>711402882>politics is e-celeb bullshitExactly, that's why you shouldn't engage with any of it. All politician are puppets they're doing what they're told to, even whatever "opposition" exists.Do not engage or give awareness to any kind of politics, do not give your energy away
>>711396391>these are the people screeching snoy if you so much as look at nintendo funnyAlways helps to remember who you're arguing with.
>>711393474>Zoomers haircutWhat a surprise
>>711393712I forgot about that kek, you're right
>>711393474When Pokemon was in its prime, people wouldve been bullied for doing this sort of thing, as in, fighting over Pokemon cards. Thats fucking gay even if you like Pokemon. What the fuck has happened in modern years, you now see 40 year old scalpers stalking the isles and emptying shelves now. Modernity is fucking lame man, it didnt use to be like this.
>>711421241This is what happens when Greed takes over the earth. No morals, no manners, no sharing. Only money matters.
>>711397504i love my short sleeve polo+slacks. sadly cant find comfortable dress shoes though.
>>711396467I've been using short socks for like 15 years.
Game stores and normal stores don't even stock consoles where I live anymore
>>711396391Immaculate. 100% how I would imagine a line like that to look like.
>>711396391reminds me when I had a fat black friend in middle school who only likes playing video gameshope you're doing well matt
>>711420819launch switch has free games
>>711393474>If only you knew how bad things are...
>>711418882You look like a freak in jeans during summer heat. I've never seen anyone wear jeans when doing anything outside when its over 90
I’m not wearing jeans at UPS.
>>711393474That's just what capitalism looks like
>>711393474Why do they all have chicken legs?
>>711424907Post legs with a piece of paper and your post number on it
>>711419806But now of the are black.
>>711393571Media brainwashing and the modern education system.
>>711420819The only thing I experienced was the infamous Switch bend. I wonder if Switch 2 will be prone to the same issue.
>>711398265Always gives me a hearty kek when they dress like a fucking Touhou character, like aside from not having a single feminine bone in their body, do they not know how women dress?
>>711393712It was the fashion for men back in like the 70s and 80s. I think it's just clothes designers lack of creativity and instead just bring back old styles and call it "retro"]
>>711398715Is this a bad time to tell you Basketball was made by the white man?
>>711396391>These are the people unironically using lingo like "snoy" on /v/
>>711393712It's just popular in general, I stopped wearing shorts around 2016 due to this. Haven't worn a pair since. I think it looks faggy.
>>711393474Why is everyone chimping out over pokemon tcg? Im out of the loop
>>711393474I hate that I have to be associated with these chimpanzees just because of the year I was born in
I ordered from Target. I half regret it because it still says arriving the 11th but if it's anything like my past experiences with them it'll come either the 6th or 7th
>>711393712How do people like you even exist, were you frozen for 30 years?
>>711406189same, I think it stopped around 2012 when hipsters started wearing cut-off jeans and stuff. I remember going to emo/scene house shows and everyone was wearing jorts, they seemed to get shorter and shorter as the years went buy
>>711427859
>>711393474Only if I can get the Mario Kart World Bundle.Otherwise I'm waiting until it either gets restocked (assuming it will) or until Star Crossed World releases, whatever comes first.
>>711427859Investments for chase cards because Logan Paul said it was cool years ago and the absolute state of the US economy.
>>711393474Kek atleast this WebM is a bunch of kids fighting over cards. Good for them. Its pathetic when its fat 30 year old dudes doing this.
>>711427919Its literally kids trying to get cards in a market where an adults are scalping everything. I honestly feel bad they have to act like that. Probably thought it was okay because adults are always doing it.
>>711409970Kek
>>711420819>bunch of limp wristed bitches dropping their switches pretending they didnt and putting on the strap long whiningok and?
>>711394564adidas slippers are like $60, and the Nike socks are $20
>>711409970Life is a circle, everything repeats
>>711396467>>711393712>wearing shorts means you are GAY>wearing ankle socks means you are GAYjust come out of the closet already
>>711397098oh boy it's the 90s comic boom all over again
>>711393712zoomies have been trying to modernise the 70s porn star look.
>>711397919>zoomers are so brainrotted they see the traditional waistline and automatically assume it's an obese person trying to hide it
>>711428568>everything repeatswhen did that nigga get hit by a truck when he was a baby?
>>711393712Pants ending around your ankle are also fashionable now.You probably grew up in a time it was clearly a sign of retardation to wear pants like that.
>>711403453you forgot that annoying femdom "step on me muscle girl" shit
>>711428778How do I look like that?
>>711409970how long do you think anon lasted before he trooned out
>>711393474lmao zoomer zombie
>>711429283step 1. be 6'1step 2. have broad shouldersstep 3. have an incredible jawlinethere, now you can wear anything you want and not look foolish
>>711429441I got 1 and 3, but not 2. How fucked am I.
