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>>712210840
I do but you don't want an actual shmup thread, you just want to spam shitty anime waifus and off topic garbage. Fuck touhou, fuck touhou fans, and fuck anyone who likes touhou.
/fpbp
/thread

>>712210840
what game is this?

>>712210840
any more games like rabbi ribbi?

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i beat raiden on easy

>>712210960
>fuck touhou fans
There have never been any Touhou fans in these threads. They don't even read the print works.

>>712211227
The fairies of light had a good run until clownpiss hijacked everything

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I'm tired bros

Save me from the hell known as /jp/

/v/huchi mishima.... is dead...

>>712210960
>>712211227
Holy meirabroken

I can meirafix him

Meirabroken?
Sounds like you need a Rikafix!

If ZUN went back to being cool and making stage 5 bosses like Sakuya Sanae and co playable in mainlines what forgotten stage 5 girl deserves it the most?

>>712216563
not sanae that's for sure!

>>712216563
Shou
the answer is always Shou
>b-but-
It's Shou.

>>712217138
your favorite irrelevanthu is always going to be sacked in favor of sakuya and sanae. sorry i don't make the rules

>>712217139
Based Tonybro

>>712217323
It's grrrreeaat

>Shou got cucked out of an ending cameo in Nazrin's ending in UDoALG in favor of more Mamislop wank
Extremely grim buddhist sisters

>>712210840
That's not SHMUPs! That's Rivals of Aether!

>>712217595
You mean Yuuto Ichika's game?

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>>712211070
seems to be a rivals of aether modded character, but the dance that rumia is doing is from yoiyami dancers

I love Mamizou because people shit their pants and cry when they see her getting roles in games and manga

I hate Mamizou because she's boring.

>>712217692
But enough about Aya

I hope she gets more manga appearances just to spite you

She's white noise to me at this point kek

Mamibroken but you won't admit it

Meira balls to you too

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>/v/hu is back
Yippieee!

What about Futazou?

>>712218056
I would never ever ever leave the real /v/hu behind
get ready for the thread to die at 50-70 posts however

Yatsuchuddies getting uppity again

which 2hus piss would u drink?

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>>712218135
>get ready for the thread to die at 50-70 posts however
We still have a good couple of hours left then

>>712218404
Meira tanked her own burial, I kneel

which 2hus vaginal discharge would you lap up like a dog?

>>712210840
Is Deltarune a shmup? There's a shmup section in chapter 2 at least.

>>712218464
sanae

>>712218464
Sakuya
>t. Remilia

>slut
>princess
>loser
Merlin
Lunasa
Lyrica

>>712217629
i thought i recognized that dance from somewhere

>>712218751
Don't talk like this about Toshiaki's wife

>>712218751
No 2hus are sluts. All 2hus are virgins except for Junko, Suwako, Seiga and the Watatsuki sisters.

i HECKING hate this place

My wife is a fucking violin

I LOVE THIS DIAPEY

>>712218880
You forgot Reimu and Sanae

mai waifu isu a trumpettu
purizumuribaa sugoi

>>712218880
You forgot Byakuren's loose roasty dangly purple hairy vagina flaps that look like elephant ears no biggie though

dial8 taoist tranny

Buddhistsissies will have the right to talk only when their characters become actually relevant and interesting (lol never ever)

My wife's sister is a keyboard

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cope Buddha chud

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>shitamata still has her grubby mitts on this game
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>712219428
>newhus forgotten
owarida

>another episode of the taoistcord spreading misinfomartion and coping
Ten Diapers is forever kusoge, kneel.

What is Lily White's endgoal and why does she keep showing up in the games?
Is she a spy?

Do people still play soku?

I am the Treacherous Maiden

We are The Crazy Backup Dancers

John

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>>712219428
Sometimes I feel like the only poster ITT who has a moderately sized folder of the newhus
Nareko's almost at triple digits, picked manually

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>>712210840
Not Video Games.

>>712210840
yeah, those boomer games are on >>>/vr/

>>712220580
hag

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>>712220838
Smelly hag

this is the theme that plays when you fight YatsuJUDAS
https://youtu.be/e7iA_tsa7dk

>>712219097
>>712219225
Kill yourself

>>712221068
whorebroken

>>712220580
How are Chimichanga and Obama holding up?

>>712221068
I didn't know Yukari's loose, almost falling off entirely purple hairy huge clit ran through vagina could speak but I guess the giant flaps can make something resembling words

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>>712221203
Chimi's at 60 and Ubame at 30
Chimi's got pretty cool art even if her ZUN art turned people off. Hag jokes, Nue jokes, monster aesthetic, warping in.
Ubame's Nemuno 2 with fairy throwing which, while mildly amusing, kinda clashes with the scraps Nemuno got, of this friendly cavewoman with pretty pictures in Fall. Hard to find good images for her anymore already.

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post your face when the japanese humor
https://youtu.be/pWMtHqwwmxs

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Satono drawing.

>>712221645
Satono genocide route

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>>712221645
The hole should be bigger. About 99% bigger.

SATONO, MAI I want my OWN thread with blackjack and hookers!

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The one doujin where Okina abducts and brainwashes the dancers was the blackest pill I ever swallowed

I've only beaten EOSD over 12 years ago. Nomatter how much I lurk over the years I never feel like I've evolved enough to call Sanae a slut.

>>712222867
What about her shotaddiction?

>>712218464
Remilia
>. Sakuya

>>712222867
Not even evolved enough to call say Sakuya pads her chest? That Miko is trans? That Wriggle is a boy? That Reimu is a whore? That Ran has a dick? That Alice gets hypnotized? Hey Mister?
You've failed...

Hidden Marishart in Four Koitoilets

LUDOtori
KINOshi

>>712223426
Uh oh shoe hat girl sex

>>712224086
She has a name.

>>712224141
Pink shoe hat girl?

>>712224141
hmmmmm Mei?

I'm trying to 1CC Devil Blade hard mode RN. Great game.

what are some good non touhou shmups for newbies?

>>712224491
Len'en

>>712224491
Aero fighters

Notice how the thread remains up when a certain traitor isn't here

>>712224491
Seihou

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>>712224659
I stand with the CCP

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>>712210840
I play the only good one

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>>712224491
If you don't mind emulating PC Engine/Turbo Grafx had some good shmup library. Personally I like Dragon Spirit, Magical Chase and Sylphia, they are all on the easier side.
If you want something harder - Keio Flying Squadron, Cotton and Cho Aniki

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>>712219262
miko sisters what does this mean

Is Nuclear Throne a shmup?

>>712210960
Touhou is great, the discordfags who use it for their 24/7 general are the pieces of shit.

>>712224776
this game is aids. Legendary pet made it easy then deca got the brilliant idea to make everything 1 shot you

>>712224776
Based meleefag

>>712224849
it's a twin-stick shooter so no

>>712224894
holy meirabroken

>>712224894
holy meirabroken

MEIRAMIND

>>712224894
holy meirabroken

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Which Touhou is the most like Deltarune?

>>712224491
modern shmups:
>zeroranger
>devil blade reboot
>blue revolver double action
>graze counter gm

classic:
>gleylancer
>battle mania daiginjou
>radiant silvergun
>star soldier

beyond meirafractured

>>712224905
just pay someone to grind characters and fuck your wife for you lol

>>712224894
YUUUUUUUP

>>712225059
Meira is the knight ZUN told me in a dream

>>712225130
its a crappy game that would do better if it was a vampire survivors clone. What you have now are daily logins and collecting badges.

I want to break Meira.

Meira Toyohime Sannyo and Kotohime Player 2 are the same person
Like in Higurashiverse

>>712225373
Suzumi...

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>>712224659
My hero is SLEEPING

I'm here for the Hakurei.

ZEN ZEN DAME DA

>>712225649
based

I read a really long schizopost over the weekend about why Touhou is a bad series and it gave me a lot of perspective. Most of the author's complaints derived from an observation that ZUN more or less indirectly killed the doujin scene, which I can kind of agree and empathize with. He also went into detail about how the latest official games have been lazy and how awful the print works are. Ironically, the guy seemed like he was more knowledgeable about Touhou than most secondaries, despite being an anti, which leads me to believe that it's impossible to sincerely like Touhou without despising some aspects of it.

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STOP TALKING ABOUT 103, I'D UNDERSTAND IF HE WAS A GREAT ARTIST OR A LOLCOW OR A GIRL BUT HE'S LITERALLY THE MOST MID GUY IN EXISTENCE, WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN TALKING ABOUT THE MOST MID GUY IN EXISTENCE AND WANT HIM TO RETURN AFTER HE LEFT BECAUSE OF YOU
>HURR DURR NIGGER NIGGER NOSE NOSE NIGGER KILL YOURSELF I'M GONNA STALK YOU ON TWITTER AND OTHER BOARDS
>UUUUUU PLEASE COME BACK WE DIDN'T MEAN IT
FUCK YOU, WHO THE FUCK CARES. AND BEFORE YOU SAY "HEE HEE 103BROKEN" IT'S NOT HIS FAULT, IT'S YOU NAMEFAG OBSESSED FAGGOTS' FAULT, DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR LIFE

>>712225810
This one? https://nmlgc.net/OppositeWinner/

>>712226169
I mean I agree with some stuff but he sounds genuinely mindbroken and not in the funny meira way

>>712223986
Is this the thread?

>>712226152
holy meirabroken

>>712227063
keep a close eye on it

>>712226152
Danbroken

Koisneed's Seed and Feed, formerly Chucktori's

>>712226152
It's okay dan... you can come back...

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I'm not meirabroken stop going to the news and saying I'm meirabroken

>>712225059
I hate Ralsei
I hate Marisa

>>712228092
I would rape both thoughever

You can't even rape your own hand.

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Meira rape scene in Touhou 20 confirmed.

who the fuck is dan

>>712228864
DANMAKU

>>712226152
you stole this from /jp/

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>>712228904
When are we playing danmaku????

At first I was meirabent
Then I got meiracracked
And then I became meirabroken
But it didn't end until I was meirasmited and meirabanished
I'm now meirarecovering, hopefully one day I will be meirafixed

>>712216563
Aside from Shou, I think Mononobe no Futo would be a good pick. The crazy backup dancers too, if Zun ever does something like IN or SA again.

>>712229023
I understood all of this

>>712229023
I don't understand

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>>712226152
>ask 103 for art trade
>he claims he doesn't know what it is
>explain it's like doing a commission, except you trade each other art instead of money
>he agrees
>I draw him a big Mystia set, spend many hours on it
>weeks go by, nothing from him despite me seeing him draw on 4chan all the time
>message him and ask if he's done my trade art yet
>he "forgot" about it
>shits out a scribble that probably took ten minutes and gives me that
Yeah, after that my opinion of him soured. He gives people good commissioned pieces but literally gave me a messy sketch. I like the sketch alright, but that isn't what a trade is supposed to be. People get better art from him as free requests. Did he really do a nigger thing and steal my art and time away? I guess he really is black.

>>712229716
Holy 103broken

>>712229716
Art trades are mega gay.

>>712225059
kek next OP is gonna be this

>>712229716
never meet your heroes

best you can do is kukulu

>>712229840
Deltaruneposting with drown out the /v/hus

>>712229716
It's been established that he's a dull, pussyfooted, average joe nigger, I wish him all the best in his personal zoo

>>712229716
how different is this from exchanging dick pics

i think touhou deserves to die with dignity before letting the fans merge with undertale/deltarune

>>712229716
>>shits out a scribble that probably took ten minutes and gives me that
I would do the same.

>>712229983
Current fans are already undertale fans as well

>>712229716
what did you draw?

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nyooooooo

Favorite 2hu?
Favorite Deltarune character?

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>underslop
Nahhhhhhh

>>712229716
PYW

>>712230604
I don't want everyone to have another big shitfit over my dreaded namefag status like last time...

>>712211070
RoA
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2965266088
400 hours and didn't touch the main roster, fantastic workshop

>>712230828
Tewihippopotamus...

>>712230828
please please please post it
at least post the drawing he made

>>712230828
Marth?

>>712230828
just post his drawing lol
if you're known here then people will make fun of you

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Hey Touhoubros, Cotton's new game is coming out next month.
https://x.com/BEEP_SOFT/status/1921022379976790265
It's more Reboot but without being a remake, if you enjoyed that game then this should be up your ally.

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>>712231235
Meh, wake me up when Cotton becomes a proper shoot-em-up instead of shoot-em-right

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>>712231768
Better a shoot-em-right than a shoot-em-wrong

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Good morning, I played a bit of Gradius 3 yesterday on steamdeck.

>>712232446
'ock on the 'eck

>>712231768
>being a vertical elitist in 2025

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>>712231768
Why come no shoot em diagonals?

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>>712233181
Don't look up what the word "crab" is in Japanese
Worst mistake of my life

>>712229716
this season's drawfag drama is getting tense...

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outside of toohoo i do like some shmups but like i wouldnt call myself the biggest fan glory to the CCP

>>712210840
that is hit competitive party game rivals of aether which is not a shmup

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>>712232691
*'olf

>>712233819
Thread deletion is now imminent

>>712210840
Cute Yoiyami dancer

>>712048327

>>712234341
CCPtraitor isn't there, curious