SHAVE THAT BULLSHIT OFF ALREADY!!!!!
>>713224369Do you want him to suffer?
>>713224369he doesn't really have the head shape to pull off slick bald so you'd still make fun of him anyway
>>713224369Him being aware of the bald doesn't make it better.
>>713224410Shaving is freedom from the suffering.t.baldo
>>713224369dude would look 1:1 like northernlion we can't have two
>>713224369he'd look even worse
>>713224462>>713224369him wearing shitty touppe like in his throwback video would fit the character
>>713224492kek you didn't get the gag
how old is his kid? can it fuck off to collage already so we get some AVGN kino back on the menu.
How much would it cost to get what Musk got?
Hair loss is the worst thing in the world
>>713224417It looks pretty eggy smooth already.
Nanomachines
Balding can be kino
>>713224587i got it because i'm a redditortake a wild guess which subreddit
>>713224676yeah? even worse than being an actual schizo? switch places withy me. I dare you. 40 and i have all the hairs, and all the schizo shit.
>>713224369https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U8mGwOSrVY
>>713224618Bout tree fiddy
>>713224806no time to guess
>>713224780Take away the gun and he looks pretty gay.
>>713224834Oh no you have to take a pill and get neetbux
>>713224834> switch places withy me. I dare you.40 eh, i'd switch if you were 30 max, life's pretty much over hair or not at 40
ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>713224875https://youtu.be/90bI4RMItvI
there is literally, unironically, nothing wrong with balding.it's a natural process of ageing and both men and women go through it (some women have it worse than others), it's just a lot more common in men.as with everything, how good you look is a matter of adapting. trying to hold on to that long hair when you're balding is a no go, but there's always styles that can look pretty ok and good. And 90% of the times it doesn't really matter, how you dress is way more important in how you come across to other people.
>>713224875>five fortyFTFY
>>713224618like low 5 figures in the states, medium-to-high 4 figures if you trust third world surgeons
>>713224875shut up noin
I've made up my mind.I will embrace the old stereotype of the ponytail creep in place of the modern shaved onions we see everywhere.
>>713224369No,Leave it, but go to a gym and hit it really, really, really hard.Get fucking jacked.
>>713225108c-c-c-c-cooooooopeeeeeee
>>713225150+ the lifetime meds that might kill your dick and grow tits
>>71322517434 and still going strong, it's just pathetic seeing people so worried about it. 90% of the people you see on the internet are on some cosmetic shit, they're not a representation of what's normal.
>>713225035you are underaged
>>713224873KANELIVES
>>713225108>And 90% of the times it doesn't really matter, how you dress is way more important in how you come across to other people.this, except the fitness of your body, not the clothes you wear. if you're fat and bald, it's over, you can manage one or the other but not both. if you're bald you HAVE to get in shape. then it won't matter. also helps if you can grow a decent beard.
HE'S THE BALDEST GAMER YOU'VE EVER HEARD
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PASTWHEN HIS HAIRLINE DIDN'T SUCK ASSHE'S THE BALDEST GAMER YOU EVER HEARDWHERE DID THE HAIR GOONE HAIRLINE? NO CONTINUES?TODAY'S AVGN EPISODE HAS BEEN SPONSORED BY ROUGANEYOU KNOW WHAT'S BUUUUUUUULLLLLSHIIIIIIT?EARLY MALE PATTERN BALDING
>>713224369what causes this?
>>713225292
>>713225297ong rizz frfr ohio
>>713224369it was funny 5 years agi, now its just pathetic and you seem obsessed
>>713225381reading books + agedon't read books if you want a normal shaped skull
>>713225297>You want supreme?>Glitch goblin green!
>>713224618An alien anal probe insertion
Why doesn't he just wear a hat in the videos
>Imagine being nearly 50 and having to continue acting like a retarded man-child in order to pay the bills
>>713224369I'm bald and depressed. But I'm so happy I didn't end up with a head like that. What the fuck. Razor.
>>713225580sounds like a great gig
>>713225491post hairline.
>>713225580imagine being ashamed of your inner child
>>713225580he should do it for free like /v/
>>713225297>James_Joins_The_Kings.png
>>713225297now give him afroor punk mohawk
>>713225643I guess if you want your kids to be bullied for the rest of their lives
>>713225679
>>713224618Still can't do anything about his 2.5 inch mutilated dick
MIKE WONJAMES LOST
>>713225749OH NO NO NO!
>>713224369HERE WE ARE
>>713225252>god awful tattoo>negative charisma on guitarhow did he make early avgn and board james so kino?
>>713225554he normally does when he's not in character. but the Nerd has a specific look and I think James autism about that overrides his insecurity.
>>713225297tunnel nerds rule
>>713225297
The angry boomer nerd
>>713224369He should just do the Aramaki
>There is a subreddit that is dedicated to scrutinizing every single detail of everything this man does with active members almost 20 years past his primeWhat causes this fucking wierdo losers to just cling to him so bad? I get the screenwave stuff was kinda a fun trainwreck to hatewatch, but not he's just phoning it in to live and doing his cringe music. Why hyperfocus on that instead of moving on?
>>713225826thats actually his friend pedro
jamnies will leave up this thread about a balding e celeb but will delete actual video game discussionwhy
>>713225580>imagine paying bills
>>713225960They're doing God's work
>>713225960>What causes this fucking wierdo losers to just cling to him so bad?It's actually normalfag behavior, they have been doing this shit with actual celebrities and athletes for nearly a century.
>>713225960'cause it's funny
>>713226004
>>713225960It’s a parasocial thing I assume
>>713226004James' baldness is more important than tendie shit.
>>713225960it's just ritualposting at this point, I doubt many of them actually cares about James at this point, they're just there to repeat the memes
>>713224369no fucking way you didn't edit that to make it seem worse
>>713226079You're moms a parasocial thing, faggot.
>>713226149desu I really don't but its something to shitpost with /v/
>>713225718
>>713225960>internit iz srs bsns!!!
>>713226327>the joy of video games
>>713226327sticking out your gyatt for rizzler-james, you're so skibidi, you're so fanum tax i livvy ong frfr baby gronk
>>713225580irony is I'd still be watching his videos if he was more sincere in his criticisms and just toned down his "nerd character" slightly. it's basically unwatchable now
>>713226327now make him black or chinese
>>713225297OI OI NANDA KORE WA DESKA
SHITTY GAMES!SHITTTYYY GGAAAAYYYYYMMMMMEEEEESSSSSS!!!!
>>713224369
>>713225580>said the man who posted Mr BeanOh the ironing
I still love him>New video in my subscription feed>This is gonna be grea->Neighbor nerds>Some random asshole taking up 50% of the screentime, ruining nerds usual rantsOh well, at least he's still uploading content. Maybe next ti->Neighbor nerdsfuck this unnecessary extra who holds you back from stating your true opinions, interrupting james's train of thought>Forget about it for a while>Gex Gecko vid, it's only James going into excruciating detail about the games intricacies.>Signature jokes sprinkled in about the absurdity of featuresAnd then everything was lovely once again
>>713224369Even Doug Walker knew when to let it go.
>>713226430Same. His original stuff is gold, but the new stuff feels like being stabbed by a jagged knife made of pure cringe.
Kiwitranny thread
>>713224618wow, he even looks like an unlikable sperg
>>713224369He has an egghead, he can't pull off the full bald
>>713226380>'I'm waiting on the good times now'
>>713226513That's black adder to you son.
>>713224873Let Mike cook
>>713226687your move, hotshot
>>713226741Let Mike cock
>>713226461SHITTY BAMES.
Any examples of baldkino?
>>713226461>soiwoods
>>713226606i'm SO EXCITED Critic!
>>713226692Only plebs care about black adder. Mr Bean has always been the superior Atkinson.
>>713225183i already have gyno and ed though so i have nothing to lose
>>713226845Jason Statham for Snatch and Lock, Stock. Ghosts of Mars if you ignore Ice Cube's girly walk and Sting being the main antagonist.
You know whats cool, awesome, epic, and funny? Because AVGN is an e-celeb everyone knows there hasn't been a single post from the>video games, faggot, video gamesTroon that would usually pop up in these threads. Fucking nonce.
>>713224417He's married and probably a millionaire. Who gives a shit? He doesn't need to impress you.
>>713226503HERE WE ARE, GOING FARTO SAVE ALL THAT WE LOVE
>James has to continue prancing around like a retarded, bald faggot whilst Mike bangs super hot chicks with his horse cock.
>>713224369Can't he at least put on a cap? I'm sure he can get something with LJN branding.
Nice hairline loser.
>>713225108>there is literally, unironically, nothing wrong with joint pain.>it's a natural process of ageing and both men and women go through it Fuck off.
>>713225960Rolfe is one of the most inoffensive guys I can think of. The fact people get so worked up over him speaks more to their character, honestly.
>>713224369When will you wear wigs?
>>713227136He wears a hat every time he's not in character as AVGN.
>Bimmy has entered the thread
>>713227275bimmy can't enter threads after 5:40 numnuts
>>713226782I won!
>>713227212Shut the fuck up James you bald cuck.
>>713227212This. Like sure some of his newer stuff is cringey, but its like are people just looking for reasons to be pissed off about him?
>>713227310gg, rematch?
>>713227243
>>713227052Hi James, can you review Fortnite?
>>713227190?
You could write war and peace on that niggas forehead
>>713227275BIMMY ISN'T EVEN A REAL NAME
>>713224369Why not just get a hair transplant? He has the money and it takes about a month to recover.
>>713224618Cost me 12.5k. Paid it all upfront and my shit grew back after about 6 months
Maybe he likes being a bald cuck?
>>713227012if you're not joking you should unironically see a doctor, you might have an imbalance that will hide prostate tumors in the future. be careful about it. take care anon.
>>713224369We are reaching dangerous levels of baldness!!
>>713228161Do you have to take pills forever? That's what scares me, Jim Jeffries talking about his bald bonner killing pills.
Just saw a reply that is so retarded it doesn't even deserve a (You)
>>713228603I have all my hairs in place. However, you should kill yourself for mocking the ones who shave it off. It looks horrible to have what James has, and being an egg is miles better.
Head like a fuckin orange.>>713228441Yes. The implant doesn't fix the underlying hair loss issue, and if you aren't a responder to the meds you'll have to get new implants down the line.
>>713225760Why are you obsessed with men's penises?
>>713226327Pool status?
I've been completely hairless since the age of 12 due to a sickness and I'm fine with it. Absolutely 0 insecurity, don't care at all. Why is it such a big deal to others?
>>713229105Like what the hell is this?!
>>713226919blackadder kills and rapes bean's legume corpse
>>713229105because they think that having hair is equal to penis size, dumb frogeposter which is physically ill and also mentally ill.
>>713224369egghead motherfucker
>>713229152The ultimate sell out. I'll never understand who watches this clown, ESPECIALLY after the Russian funds scandal.
>>713227429bet
I shave my head like that sexy Mundus guy from Devil May Cry, no homo.
