>boss can taunt
>>716604247>cameraman just lets it happenpsycho
>>716604247>tranimals
>laughing madly over the convulsing corpse as the chunks of flesh dance in the ripplesbrutal kino
>>716604385>Defending flying ratslol
>>716604247The thought of being eaten alive keeps me awake at night. The sheer despair and agony must be something out of this world.
>>716604247
Get dabbed on, loser pigeon.
>>716604594Seagulls ARE flying rats
>>716604385seagulls and pigeons are both trash nuisance birds, you've clearly never been in area where people feed either of them and you hear their cooing or cawing nonstop, you should hate both of them. Besides, you don't need to feel guilty about natural predation, millions of animals die everyday in the wild in a normal cycle, why would you feel bad for that?
>>716604663AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEESEAGULLGODS OUR RESPONSE?
>>716604385Seagulls have the right to eat and they can't eat the same as pigeons
>game has pixel perfect jumps
>>716604795For a moment I thought the lady with the red umbrella was going to punt it from offscreen at the end.
>NPCs pathing can bug out
>>716604876What a retard.
>game lets you trick enemies into fighting each other
>>716604247LEAVE THE PIGEON ALONE
>>716604927Unironically what was he thinking?
>>716604927>based falcon taking out the trashI /kneel
>>716604247This thread is the perfect thread for what I'm currently planning.I'm working on this.I call it Operation Seagull a go-go.
>>716604385okay reddit>>716604795>dude helps open the door for itkek
>>716604247Does a seagull even have the ability to butcher the pigeon with its beak or does it have to awkwardly peck it until the flesh becomes loose?
>>716604247And then there are people who deny that those beasts descended from dinosaurs.
>mandatory quest still gives you item rewards
>>716605079My plan to attach dildos to seagulls.First I need to find the perfect dildo for the seagulls.Something that wont interfere with their flying.
>>716604385The pigeon was already dead, also, it's fucking nature you sheltered urbanite faggot, kill yourself.
>Spawn NPC outside of its normal spawning point>Script bugs out
>>716605012Dumb Skeksis
>>716604927d*ve moment
>>716604795BUILD (clap) THE (clap) WALL (clap)
>>716604663>momma ducks defend their ducklings without hesitation >males and females mate for life>have personally witnessed male ducks defending the lives of their mates far beyond what most other animals would do>are inherently funny animals>ducklings are among the most charming creatures on the planet>just watching them waddle around and quack makes you laugh I love ducks so much bros
>>716604927Based femdom loving pigeon
>>716605175Secondly I need to capture at least 50 seagulls
>>716604927clueless white person wandering into a nigger zone
>>716604385It's not attacking someone's pet or family member, who cares, nature is nature.
>>716604663Wait, what exactly did he do? Bite him to dead? Drown him? Ducks can't peck
>>716604927>>716605027>he came back to finish his nestfavstian spirit
>>716604385you let it happen every dayevery minuteevery secondthere is an animal mauling anotherthis is a world of perpetual brutal rape (made by God this way)
>>716605203
>boss can go berserkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KKkdIODSok
>>716604594pigeons are not flying rats, they are very intelligent
>>716605262Thirdly I'm gonna knock them out and attach the dildos with glue or make something that will stay on them.Cant have the dildos falling off
>game lets you play a co-op mode by yourself
>>716604663based, fuck shitgulls
>>716604927Falcons hunt other birds.This is literally bird doordash.
>>716605304He survived?
>>716605354Next I'm gonna let them go.Preferably somewhere discreet
>>716605175You're an odd fellow, Seymour.
>enemy breaks the 4th wall
>high level players come to help you out
>>716605449Finally I'm going to sit back and watch the seagulls.Seagulls are very curious so some of them may mess with the dildos.The others will probably just ignore the dildos and go about their business.
>>716604927>>716605304It's always Pigeons, why are these birds so retarded?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruaGD3UiXoE
>>716605350Their "intelligence" has nothing to do with this. They're a nuisance at best. How many species needs signs manufacturer to detract people from doing something that keeps them around?
>>716604927I love how the Falcon looks perplexed as if it couldn't believe that the pigeon was really this fucking stupid.
>>716605174Why'd he do it?
>>716604927Reminds me of this video where these two turkeys are an a fight and an eagle swoops down and kills one of them but instead of running away the other turkey tries to fight the eagle and the eagle is completely flabbergasted and does this funny head turn then after a bit it kills the other turkey.
>>716605026Is it ok?
>>716604385NOOO NOT THE HECKIN BIRDERINOS DOING NATURAL THINGS
>>716604385Carnivores gotta eat, buddy. We eat meat too.
>716605635go back, pigeon loving faggot
>>716605350>>716605635>t. Pigeon
>coop game>loot isn't shared
>>716605652Because a cat is fine, too
>>716605546Anon-kun, I...
>>716605175How are you going to get the glue to stick to the feathers?Why not just paint them Penis Pink™ or something?
>escort mission just isn't worth the effort
>>716605665He's just knocked out, don't worry.
>>716605750
>>716605354Chloroform, easy to make, use fast food as bait.Use a highly rubberized floppy dildo for the attachment so it curves with the wind, likely something light as possibleFinally, remember to post results.
>game doesn't explain basic mechanics
>>716605304
>>716605027people tend to forget that most pigeons we see are just former domesticated animals. that's why they hang around in cities nand are generally retarded. even unable to build nests. we vred them like crazy and then just stopped caring.
>>716604795>man helps him>roastie tries to stop himkek
>>716605175>>716605354Use string or elastic, glue will fall off mid-flight>>716605546>that one sucking himself offkek
>Eat item>Status effect: Stunned
>game tells you to jump over that big ass ramp
>>716604247>Schoolshooter in the making posts the same shit again seek help virgin
>>716605809>"Why am I wasting time with this shitter, I can pop out 12 more in a month"
>>716605793This was a concern of mine as well. I was thinking some kind of tape might work better but given the way I want to attach them, it probably wouldn't work at all.I may have to remove some feathers and glue it directly to the skin. Or create a harness like a strap on.
>game is comfy
>>716605350>>716605635>>716605952stop samefagging pigeon tranny, nobody gives a fuck about your flying rat species. You're not some highly intelligent empath, you're just a cringelord.
>Objective: subdue the enemy without killing it
>>716604807I once returned from holiday to find my patio couch completely covered in pigeon shit, from a nest those little shits setup in the rafters above. The nest was also totally full of bird shit and destroyed eggs that were festering maggots. The retard bird was still using the nest, and I hit it with a spray paint flamethrower. Pigeons are too stupid to live in their natural habitat. See >>716604927 for an example. The flying rat walks right in on a superior bird of prey nesting, which gives him ample warning to fuck off, and has the patience to wait until the rat actually tries to get under the nesting mother, before ejecting that piece of shit now flightless rat into the abyss. If it weren't for people leaving food about, city pigeons would have been extinct. Forest pigeons living in their natural habitat are rared than woodpeckers.
>>716606116>game is not comfy
>>716605864Those are some exceptionally dumb kittens, might have had complications at birth
>>716605485>that accuracyMaybe Planet of the Apes wasn't that far off after all.
>>716606205someone post the longer version where the second elephant gets up and is okay
>>716604795>guy was about to do his weekly grocery shopping and reconsidered his life choices
>>716604594>defending what was a vital part of civilization for thousands of yearsYou're brown for not
> you can capture and befriend enemies
>>716606021Maybe buying small dog harnesses would work. Or making something like that with straps amd staples.Do you have a big enough place to knock out and store 50 pidgeons?
>>716605563>squatting>Israeloy vey a little too on the nose there...
>>716606324you just know
>>716606324White women will fuck anything except for white men
>game has very picky fanbase
>Warning: Enemy reinforcements incoming
>>716606426Why do they have human eyes.
>game has farming spots in a pvp area
>>716604876It feginitely hurt but seems like he walked it off. Big question is, will he think twice before jumping next time?
>>716605546truly the modern day Prometheus
>>716605936Me playing gta vice city
>>716604927>hey, uhhh, mind if I have that thing you're sitting on?Goddamn pigeons are so goddamn stupid, which sucks because mourning doves are one of my favorite birds.
>>716604795>cameraman just lets it happenbrown
>>716606331I have an old Conex box with AC that will hold them all.I've also been catching lizards and giving them aluminum foil armor with foil cupcake frills on their neck.
>>716605652cat eggs are desperate for human male
>>716606324>erect nipsYJK
>>716605196ah yes, seagulls (marine birds) killing pigeons (dry inland birds) for fun. Truly natural and majestic
>>716606208separated from their mother too soon it looks like
>>716606425>White women will fuck anything except for white menyou are brown
>game has cheap jumpscares
>>716606548>It feginitely hurt but seems like he walked it off.anon... he walked off to die. There's 0% chance he didn't walk away with a massive internal injury that killed him. It got up and started walking because of adrenaline+a survival instinct.
>>716605515The Southern Hemisphere is fucking wild
>>716605196it was still alive but it looks like it has a neck injury so yeah its as good as dead.
>>716605809>>716605972Looks like it had already been impaled a few times before the parent ran away.
>>716604385KEK it's too easy these days.
>Enemies spawn right in front of you
>>716604385>cameraman lets a camera eat anotherNice
>>716605809Jurassic Park's reboot is looking pretty lame
>>716606663We have video evidence for my accusation and none for yours... how curious...
video games?
>>716606426What is he eating?
>>716606756Gotta love how the other guy's high-beams hide the moose even more
>>716606681I doubt that creature has enough mass for that fall to cause any serious injuries.
>developer can take away access to your game
>>716605816Good, good. Fatten those creatures up. Duck fat is delicious.
>>716606658Go touch grass you retarded uneducated urbanite faggot. And read a book or something so you won't make such retarded posts in the future anymore. You dumb faggot.
>>716605304I didn't know about this codaThat's fucking amazing
>>716606837>dodges the accusationYou.Are.Brown.
>>716605196ze weak should fear ze strong... *grabs your ass* this is nature...that's what you sound like
>enemies can find and use equipment you drop
>>716606859some kind of sprouts
>>716606646>I've also been catching lizards and giving them aluminum foil armor with foil cupcake frills on their neck.Pics or it didn't happen please
>>716606493same ancestors
>>716605079>>716605175>>716605262>>716605354>stealing an old and done idea, changing it from being funny to stupid and unfunny as fuck, and then trying to pass it off as your ownNever knew Carlos Mencia posted here.
>>716606854>pgieontranny still seething, now going the "muh off-topic!!" routeembarrassing. everyone hates those flying rats.
>>716604795>Beta faggot literally scared off by an alpha pigeon
>>716606936You will never be a goosechad
>>716604927Pidgeons are clinically retarded.
>>716605934>Switch your Electric resist into Thunderbolt>Stunned
>>716604385I would call you thin-skinned, but you are only flesh and bones.
>>716606646That's awesome anon! Be sure to ventilate that thing
>>716606658kek are you retarded? Any city on the Atlantic Ocean has seagulls and pigeons
>>716605026>"nice scene dude, that's all for now, let's take 5">scene?
>>716605282Think he drowned him and broke his bones.
>>716606879MY NIGGADuck fat fry poutine is the goat
>>716606910absolute nigger, you dumb fucking cretin. Follow your own advice
>>716606873>I doubt that creature has enough mass for that fall to cause any serious injuries.You have sever mental retardation. Why don't you estimate both the animal weight and fall height and ask chatgpt? It will explain why you're completely wrong because I'm not going to bother.
>>716604385This is just like watching two niggers fight it out
>>716604385>STOP IT NOO YOU CAN'T RAPE THAT FEMALE DUCK MR DUCK NOOOOOOO STOP IIIIIIIITTT
>>716604247>>716604663>Going into the water triggers an instakill
YOU ARE BROWN
>>716607117>be retarded>get called out on being retarded>do a heckin racism, which is a bannable offense on /v/uh oh.....
>>716604876He's all fucked up inside, isn't he? Bro is a dead monkey walking.
>>716605350So are rats lmao
Everyone in this thread but me is a reatrd
>>716606879>>716607094I never had duck fat before. What is it like?
>>716606324>>716606394>>716606425>>716606653You know birds love white men too, right? Yes, this is a 100% real story.
>>716605563Big brain move, raptors are prone to adopting random chicks. They'll even sometimes adopt things they were intending to feed to their chicks
>game has a secret which is hidden inside a fake instant death obstacle.
>>716607036And there's absolutely nothing natural about cities, the urban hellscape we created attracted both species which never shared the same environment.
>>716604663mess with the QUACK you get the SMACK
YOU WILL NEVER BE A GOOSECHAD
Protip: Monkeys are not as heavy as humans, therefore the force acting upon them on impact is less than the one on a human.
>>716607179That's a big ass fucking catfish.
>>716606481https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcdvP8CYPB0
>game has a tragic character death
watched videos of petrels just swooping down and eating baby penguins like a buffetnature is fucked
>>716605809Shit's sad desu, reminds me of a video where an adult rabbit paralyzed a baby rabbit for seemingly no reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTKSLk-zNpc
>all party members are useless in the final battle except for one
>>716607151>friendly NPCS can attack enemies
>>716607353>brown just lets the train hit him
>>716607184Zoomer or american?
>>716606493>Why do they have human eyesHe doesn't know
>>716606969Faggots like you are why this site is dead
>>716606681>>716606873I could say the same thing about most vehicular accidents, yet people fucking survive all the times.To what the one anon stated, it probably hurt like shit, but he'll quite literally 'walk it off'
>>716607132Nah you're wrong.
>game has fall damage
>>716607381Probably got confused at the scent and thought it wasn't his, or it wasn't his. Tons of animals kill the baby animals of their perceived competitors
>>716607456https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/someone-gluing-cowboy-hats-las-vegas-pigeons-180973765/You are an unfunny, unoriginal, retarded nigger. Nothing more than subhuman waste. Rope yourself.
>game lets you steal from other players
>>716607419
>>716607397that looks like absolute shit
>>716607494At least it was a quick death.
>>716607151
>>716604385>we should interrupt the natural cycle because animals trying to survive is too upsetting for meEvery time you try to eat someone should slap the food out of your hands and chase you away.See how long you go before you're eating a pigeon.
>>716607006>Oh, banan-
>>716607246Step up
>>716607246h-hot...
>>716607397man that looks bad
>>716607246>it died last yearriphttps://nationalzoo.si.edu/news/white-naped-crane-dies-smithsonians-national-zoo-and-conservation-biology-institute
>>716605546Lmao
>>716605563Owl isnt too swift either, literally killed one of its own chicks
>game's story is deep and complex
why are birds in general such fucking assholes
>>716606658pigeons are coastal birds you retard
>>716607552
>>716605546I WAS HERE FOR THIS HISTORIC 4CHAN MOMENT
>>716607238You ever use beef tallow? It's like that but healthier.
>game has parry mechanics
>>716607494KWAB
>>716607269This clip always cracks me up--some of them 'accidentally' get sucked in, while others just dive right in
>>716607151CHADrd.
>mods ban you for no reason
>>716607397>silver surfer is a girlBut why?
>>716607627that's why you dont penetrate birb cloaca with human male penes
>>716607397>man saves a baby>man was about to sacrifice himself for the greater goodWhat exactly is the problem besides (You) being too sensitive?
>>716606538>the ostrich 's head disappearing like a fucking cartoon
>>716607750from the way she acts you know this isnt the first time he did that
>>716607680>walking_sex.mp4
>>716607661But why did he do it?
>>716607269what are they in?
>>716607808Why are cats like this?
>>716607703I never realized he had bitten the horse.
>>716607397>They actually made the silver surfer into a womanFuck this gay ass timeline we are in
>>716607563>Breaks neck>Laying there paralyzed as the lights slowly dimSure
>>716607906it's anuddah shoah
>>716607269Based. Total shitgeon death.
>you can give equipment to friendly NPCs
>>716604247>vegan shits telling me to be gentle with animals when animals themselves are utterly cruel soulless pieces of shit even with their own species
>>716606667
>>716607906That's not a cat, that's a Katze.
>>716607825Asian women are just naturally mean
>>716607335Some catfish don't stop growing. They're still not the biggest freshwater fish though. Also they're the tastiest fish when fried.
>>716606170fucking kevin
>>716607494Sad. They're just a couple of calves who don't know any better.
>>716607906Not just cats
>Enemy deals purely psychological damage
>>716607967>even with their own speciesYou fucking retarded piece of shit
>>716607353>game has z-buffer issues
>>716607838It was the light reflecting off the camera, wasn't it?
>>716607694ah yeah. steak and shake use beef tallow for their fries. they taste good.
>playerbase is unkind to new players
I just had a bird fly like 3 inches in front of my face
>>716608030That has to be AI.
>>716607680based and skeksis pilled
>>716608109>dumb fucking zoomer retard has never heard of sturgeons
>>716606873>>716607469He died.
>>716608053I'm glad we don't have these in Australia, I'd rather sleep in the dirt than put up with this shit
>>716607673No, but they started living around human settlements in coastal environments. We are involuntarily responsible for letting them spread like a plague all over the world.
>>716607546The rabbot should have done the civilized thing and taught it to be gay or cut his own dick off. Same effect.
>>716607976>mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
>>716605282
>>716607894A grain elevator. This is what is being done to your bread before it reaches you
>Boss is a clone of you
>>716608169I'm glad we only have those and not all those unholy hell creatures you have on your hell continent
>>716607184You sound like an insufferable faggot. I don't even care if the other anon is wrong or not.
>>716608050>German shepherd leading the gangHe remembers.
>>716604247>0:20 onwardshttps://youtu.be/ADGkYuT0lTs
>>716606646Pic or GTFO
>>716608202god he's fat
>your own party members betray you
>>716608253Yeah the drop bears are fucking crazy
>>716607869foxdog
>enemies having stun attacks
>>716608260And you sound like a retarded faggot, your point being?
>>716607976kek
>All the characters you've saved come to help in the finale
>>716608361LMAOJUDGEMENT CUT END
>animals dying is your entertainmentYou are brown btw.
>>716604247>game has a resort level
>>716607750Pelicans are fucking retarded, they will try to eat anything and routinely choke to death because they tried to eat something that won't fit down their throat. Sit next to one and it will try to eat (You)
>>716608314:(
>>716607246>>716607627She lived a looooong fruitful life.
>>716604385It's time had come to an end. This is what nature planned
>>716605816>>716605750I can't tell if these are sped-up or not
>>716608437rules of nature
>>716608535It was the rules of nature
>>716605350
>>7166078141. Galactus being nerfed into uselessness. 2. Silver Surfer being a girl3. Pedro Pascal4. Sue Storm being the one to defeat Galactus
>>716608361What was the plan here, anyway?
>>716604247>be kid>on vacation in the florida keys>theres a bunch of wild chickens that roam around the island>throw some french fries at one>chicken starts eating them>seagull tries to take a fry>chicken does an unholy warcry squawk, jumps on top of the seagull, and pecks it to death>goes back to eating friessuch a fun memory
>>716607263They dont really mean to. They just are trying to feed their babies, then all of a sudden what they brought back starts begging for food and they have a loading screen play in their head and are all like omg i have to feed my babies
>>716608314If you think that's bad, some mother cats will eat their kittens.
>>716608314Qrd?
> when optional overworld boss randomly aggroes on you but you are max level
>>716608580he had bait in his mouth and the other fish was supposed to take it. instead he got headbutt.
>>716607887It'll probably get explained in the DLC.
>>716604663You don't FUCK with the DUCK Jimbo.
>>716607667They're literally, and not figuratively, dinosaurs.
>enemy is weak to fire
>>716607269The one that just runs in head first always gets me. He doesn't even fight like the rest.
>>716608570kek
>game has environmental storytelling
>>716608670ACK
>>716608314Reminder that most avians are only one step above the cold, calculating minds of reptiles
>>716604385He can't do that because he would be committing a sin. Disturbing the life cycle of nature. The original sin that man is responsible to.
>>716604247I fucking hate Seagulls. We've had a huge influx of them where I live (woodlands and forests, no sea for 50 miles).Tempted to get a hunting license just to get rid of the bastards.
>>716604795>don't mind me just pirating this sandwich
>>716608593At least they got have a full meal to go with the sides you were giving them
>>716608648the runt got killed by his siblings so they wouldn't have to share food
>>716605864WOOOOOW. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?
>>716608648Biggest chick pecks at the weakest one to force him out of the nest and end getting stuck by the neck on the way out. Adult lets it happen. That's how nature works.
>>716607397Why is Galactus so small?
>>716608726
>>716608730>not 'QU -ACK'missed opportunity.
>>716608730>One Hit KO>not FALCON PUUUUNCH! in the exact, very occasion it would be 100% fitting
>>716608731Cheeky fucker.
>>716605515>better webbed then dead, bruddasneed a wakka with a duckbill
>>716608726Aw he's smiling :)
>>716607397The absolute fucking state of modern special effects
>>716607494why does he fall in slow motion?
>>716608747
>>716608714>enemy is weak to everything
>>716605012>jew bird
>>716608726he just wanna play
>>716607869Maned wolves should've gone extinct instead of the Falklands wolves.
>>716605257t. Hugh
>>716608482>>716608767>>716608802Nevermind, I thought he accidentally fell out and ACKed himself
>>716605282>Ducks can't peckSays who?Either way, they drowned it in the water.
>>716607557You just know that kikes do something to piss them off and they remembered him
>animal gore is funnyLMAOXDDAAAAAAAAAHHJA
>>716608767>>716608802Fuck. Sorry I asked
>>716607052lmao
>>716605026Bad omen killing a seabird, lad.
>>716608926>pigeon tranny STILL seething 329 posts inIt's time for you to leave the thread instead of crying.
>>716604718cute
>>716608058You will never be a woman, clown.
>>716608926Here you go
>>716604385how is this psycho behaviour?is a wildlife photographer a psycho because he films a lion hunting a gazelle?i dont think so
>you can fight the end boss at level one
>>716608109Where do you think caviar comes from, retard?
>Objective: infiltrate the enemy base and drain their resources
Anybody has the webm of the lion getting in the safari car with a bunch of dudes?
>>716608960Says who?
>>716607494damn this one fucks me up. it reminds me of a kid who landed on his head on concrete at the playground.
>>716608109Google sturgeons, they're massive. If you didn't know about them and saw one IRL, you'd think you found some mythical cryptozoology monster.
>>716609040Roe, usually.
>>716608050They truly are man's best friend
>>716608089Duck fat is one of the healthier oils you can use (as healthy as oil can be) and it's flavorful to boot. I only ever use butter, olive oil, and duck fat when cooking. Deep frying in duck fat is so much better than deep frying in canola oil.
>>716608593Video of chicken stealing a mouse away from a stalking cat, and tearing it so viciously that the cat decides to back off. Pretend it's here.
>>716609027More vidya should have water running be a thing you can do
>>716608996You fucking uneducated hypermelanated piece of waste
>>716609040
>>716604385Cameramen and not suppose to interfere in nature. Imagine if all those animal documentaries had the cameraman running into the scene and demanding the lion stop eating that Hyena.
>attacking certain mobs spawns their boss
>>716609150Caviar is specifically sturgeon roe.
>Ice Body activated
>>716608891>Falklands wolves.What do you mean? There are falking wolves all ovet the place.>https://youtu.be/42_oWaWsiYs
>>716605257>all that made up shitnot enough women to rape in duckburg huh donald?
*bald eagle screech*
>>716609069Sailors
>>716604795>the bitch trying to stop the seagull from shoplifting
>>716608169They exist in Australia. Why do you think they don't?
Test
>>716609220>even that giant beast of a dog immediately kneels when the boss shows upGod damn
>>716608608MOST animals are cannibals. Most.
>>716604247That isn’t a taunt you fucking retard, it was already dead. That’s just gloating/victory emoting. How has nobody pointed this out yet?
>>716609284Yeah? Which ones? I'm reading Moby Dick, nobody gives a shit about seagulls thus far.
>>716608756Protip: no one likes seagulls. No one's going to ask for your license if you're shooting them. If you wear a yellow vest everyone will just think you're from the county.
>>716609231
>>716607906Nature knows
>>716609049Cuckoos are definitely a special brand of parasitism. What I never understand is how the parasited adults are so fucking blind and dumb to not notice when the cuckoo chick grows up looking nothing like them yet having 0 reaction to that.
>>716607680Every time I see this clip I hear this music in my head: https://youtu.be/lh7Khmgisno
>>716609387Me playing IL-2 Stuka
>>7166092812025 relationships
>>716609164
>>716609417>No one's going to ask for your license if you're shooting themThey will.>Everyone will think you're from the country.I am from the country. It's why I know how petty the Enviromental Agency is in regards to shooting things.
>>716608756>>716609417ye nobody cares if you kill seagulls and pigeons here. means less poop on your driveway/car.
>>716607976Never relax even in the jungle
>>716609316I've never encountered them therefore they do not exist
>game lets you fight enemies you're clearly underleveled for
>>716608654Why are cats like this?
>>716609156
>>716609387Aren't these guys able to fly for a few days at a time?
>>716607976so cute
>>716608050>Sir! You dropped your coat sir!
>>716608907lmao
>>716607750>WHAT IS THE CHARGE?>EATING A DUCKLING?>A SUCCULENT CHINESE DUCKLING?
>>716609491the cat was just having funthe rooster is a raging retard
>the villain turns good through the power of love
>>716609491>doesnt fuck around, just kills itwhy do we use cats for this again
>>716609220Hail to the king, baby.
>>716609464That only happens in more stupid birds.Ever seen that video of a woodpecker nest with a cuccoo in it? As soon as it hatches, the mother looks at it, then pecks it through the skull and eats it.It knows exactly what it is.
>>716609491damn nature you scary
>>716609637imagine the sex
>game has a rape scene
>>716605257What are your thoughts on them being biological rape machines?
>>716609640Did you ever notice how cat acceptance grew with suffrage?
>>716609640>we use cats for thisWe don't. We created specific dog breeds just for this. Cats are vermin.
>>716609636That's not a rooster, it's a hen.
>>716609203
>>716604876>Monkey if he trans
>>716609764Trvkeism
>>716609764
>>716609008A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
>>716609640cats hunt to destress. home cats aren't really stressed out. a rooster is stressed out 24/7
>>716608726aww, she just wants to play :)
>>716609203Heh, fusshy
> game made in canada
>>716605174What is this from? I must watch it immediately.
>>716605563unironically, because of humans. we domesticated pigeons to use as messenger birds. we built their nests for them. over hundreds of years, they lost their instinct to build good nests because they simply didnt need it. we no longer have a use for messenger birds so now that theyre back in the wild they kinda suck
>game has invisible walls
>>716604927DarkSidePigeon
>>716609640Because cats hunt during the night when the vermin are most active.
>>716609552holy shit, the black one literally anime slashed the rat with a killing blow
>>716607993zesty>>716607869man what a slut wearing thighhighs and makup, strutting out that groomed ass in front of all these people>>716608239another nature slut
pigeons are misunderstoodwe domesticated them and then threw them back into the wild when we were done with them
>>716608314Wow. I thought it was the parents that killed chicks or chucked them off the nest if food got tight i didnt know sometimes its the other chicks that do it..
pigeonsbros...
>>716605304It's always Pigeons, why are these birds so retarded?I dunno, but it's entertaining
> game lets you taunt enemies part II
>>716608549AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
>you can steal from other players
burd tiem
>>716610189what the FUCK was his problem
>>716609220https://youtu.be/8t9eL-5wMFc?t=138
>>716604876aim for the bushes
