Video games where wagmi
me on the right
me on the left
me behind the door
>>717368859AI
>>717368859I thought ugly bastards getting the hot girl was only in hentai, bros...............
>>717368859He's literally me if I was short, fat, and asian.
me under the bed
me in the mirror dimension fighting the spirits of machine elves trying to reforge reality in the image of their dark artificial god
>>717368859Based asian sugar daddy
>>717368859me in the corner losing my religion
what does it even mean to "make it" anymore
>>717368859I'm her self esteem she lost along the way
>>717369935it's a man you dumbass, are you seriously this clueless? look at the size of his hot manly hands
Dude her fingers are so long
>>717369935they're both men
I literally look up to right >Grant none of the conditions girls ask for in exchange for companionship >Still get everything you ask for through the power of money My role model
>>717370217This. 90% of anons would fall to the skin walkers.
>>717369935I never saw something like that on /gif/ that wasnt a manIRL ugly bastards love chinky sissieshttps://litter.catbox.moe/mq6464s9amccls9p.webm
>>717368859"Her" hand is literally bigger than his lmao
>>717370947filter acting wonky
>>717370246>>Grant none of the conditions girls ask for in exchange for companionshipAs if money isn't one of the main conditions women ask for
>>717368859Chinese femboys fucking fat old Chinese men is some of the hottest shit on the internet.
it's AIslop you dumbasses
>>717371561proofs?
>>717368859This shit makes me seethe in jealousy
>>717370628sauce faggot
>>717370628Where can I find more femboy/cd/sissy porn? Pornhub and Xvideos have been sucking real hard lately. There are no full videos. Everyone is just advertising their Onlyfans or Fansly.
>>717371694Simpcity
>>717371694>Everyone is just advertising their Onlyfans or Fansly.truuu
>>717370947>That graceful glide at :30Ojiis got moves
>>717371694Unfortunately that's where it all is now. If you're lucky someone will have leaked their content but a lot of it is forever locked behind a paywall
>>717371694Why do you ask anon? Who are you self-inserting as, hmmmmmm?
>>717370628name
>>717371980As the one getting plowed of course
>>717371171That's only for long term engagements.For one night stands you just grow an athlete body and a zoomer haircut.
>>717371694xtube ;_;
>>717371623does it looks like iphone camera to you?
>>717368859How the hell can that ugly bastard have a cute waifu to fuck and I can't even find a normal looking boyfriend?Should I learn niponese and go live a couple months in japan in some tourist visa and see if I can catch a cute bf/gf?
>>717372865They hate gaijin
>>717372908I've seen several dudes living in japan and married to japanese women, so not all of them are gaijin haters.
Me on the chair to right of the bed, setting up the camera and boom mic. Can somebody please get my coke out of the cooler? I dont want it to freeze.
>>717369935im a fat ugly bastard.and did a fat ugly bastard cosplay at mcm expo a few years back.i pulled so much pussy that is usually out of my league its unreal. none of them are gf or wife matrial though. convention bitches be cray cray
>>717368859...oji-san's...too powerful...
>>717373065>pussy You mean bussy?
>>717371980The one doing the plowing of course
>>717372057>>717371640Ya'll niggas gay. And no, I dont know the sourceHave this instead. It made me bust my sideshttps://litter.catbox.moe/3iheo3oihgm2n6r7.webm
Only a few more years until realistic AI waifu bots...Just hold on bros...
>>717370628>handholdingJesus Christ
>>717370628damn, lack of a father hits men harder than womenthat but that bussy squirted when Ugly Bastard whispered "i'm proud of you sweetie" into his ear
>>717373065I did a wreck it ralph cosplay once like 4 or 5 years ago, it helps that I look like an irl version of him, I had solid 8s and 9s all over me constantly, ended up in a different ones' hotel room every night of the con, last night I almost landed a threesome with the two little maid chicks from that one anime, the ones with the pink and light blue hair, one of them backed out last minute thoughwildest 4 days of my life, I lucked out with no STDs, never doing that again, I've heard some insane horror stories about con orgies and local ERs full the next day
>>717370628the average me at a furry con night
>>717370628>>717373254Wew. Why are Asian femboys so much hotter than white ones?
>>717374193they're already a bit effeminite, so pushing through to the other side doesn't take much effort, naturally slender, naturally higher pitched voices
Fat people have more sex/gay sex than regular skinny short khhv incels from /v/
>>717373065>>717374082>just cosplay a character at a con and hot babes will run over to you asking to suck your dick no matter how ugly you aredoes this have any truth or larp
>>717374519God the face masks suck so much. I know troons wear them to hide their manly jaws, and asians find them trendy for some reason. But they just look retarded to me
>>717370628ayo chang looks like that
>>717370628i recognize that cosplaysadpanda /g/2760401/3578834ac3/
>>717374519Please tell me that's a man
>>717368859>>717370628>>717374519Do chinks just have a fetish for fat guys or something?
>>717370628I need more femboys bros
>>717375407much like medieval europe; a fat chink is one who can afford to be fat and can pay for her jade bracelets and handbags (his 5080 and 64gb of ram for his vtuber setup)
>>717374193because they are all shameless perverts. And due to the way asian society works, they are full into it, since being a sex toy that is their place in society. Plus what the other anon said is a bonushttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1754208463764451.mp4
>>717371694>>717371907>>717371975Give me femboy streamer names from onlyfans/fansly that I can look up and goon to their leaked vids. Who are the popular ones?
>>717375526also 2 men will work together to maximize their joy, meanwhile an argumentative hole will make the entire experience an ordeal so she can try and maintain some sort of authority
>>717374664
>>717374664well to be fair, I have a huge cosplay/clothing fetish, so if you take a 5 and put her in a slutty cosplay and she doesn't take it off, she's a minimum 7 to me, as long as she's not morbidly obese
>>717368859how much was the booking fee
>>717375526You seem to have a lot of these… got any more?
>>717375904There is aways a thread on /gif/
>>717376109yeah and it sucks because it's all either solo shit or fake women with faker tits
>>717370121To have sex.
>>717375526cute chest and nipples>>717370628ugly boy with weird nips
>>717368859They're both dudes aren't they?
>>717376637neither of them are real
>>717375526>>717370628M O A R
>>717370628Why are zoomers so gay?You fags need to step out of the closet.
