mario if he humiliation ritueal
Outdated slang
>>719259701>0:14
this feels remarkably and disturbingly similar to baby sensory videos
>>719259701Stop trying to make me want to fuck mario without the cat suit
>>719259701I cannot believe this is an actual thing Nintendo released on the Switch 2. What a joke of a console.
>>719259917because that's what it is
I have anti-nintendo fatigue.
>>719259701Mario 64 did this 30 years ago.
>>719260256It was a cool 3D model you could stretch around.That's just a shit flash game, while the switch 2 could literally do a raytraced 3D mario head that looks like a pixar film.
oh damb nindendo swidge 2 got peekaboo? I can't not spend hundreds of my adult dollars on that right now
>>719259701this is actual toddler shitwhat is nintendos goal with this slop for babies
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>>719259917It's darkly hilarious how entire generations of myopic normalfags think it's entirely appropriate to put baby in front of a screen for ANY reason. Zero discernment
>>719259701>nintendies will still say their console isn't for children
>>719260629Vision problems don't come from exposure to screens, it comes from lack of exposure to the sunlight, which is why bookworms also end up with shit vision.I been in front of screens for 8+ hours everyday for 40+ years and still got 20/20 vision.
>>719260629Yeah. In the pas, I kinda get it, but now there are so many studies that say no screen before at least 2 and only if its educational with supervision. This mario shit is cute, but the age group its aiming shouldnt be using a screen to begin with
>>719260449I look like that and react that way
>>719260449me on the left
>>719260629Parents do anything to get rid of their kids, their pomposity about having them is pure performance
>>719260834Its not eyesight. Before a certaib age you cant understand whats happening on a screen. So your toddler seems in complete focus, but in reality he's just overwhelmed. Plenty of parents already let their sub 1 year old watch an hour a day. I get it, its easy parenting, your kid freezes and shuts up for a complete hour, but you're fucking his/her brain development up.Screens can impact eyes *cough* visual snow *cough* but that was mostly because of crt's. 1080p and up is fine.T. Dad
>>719260583BOWSER SAMA :OOOOOOOOOOO
Is Nintendo charging $70 for this too?
>>719259917Because it's a baby game. Not what /v/ usually calls a "baby game", it's a literal baby game designed for babies.
>>719261084Ah yes, in terms of actual development, the kid being tossed to the side with a random screen shit is just bad.They're literally asking you how the world works and your answer is "here, have a screen".
>>719261084>Before a certaib age you cant understand whats happening on a screen.This sounds like bullshit. By what mechanism would something on a screen be particularly incomprehensible?It's also strange that people would freak out about developmental damage caused by this after paying to have part of their son's penis cut off.
>tendies when mario peek-a-boo's them
>>719259701we kept saying nintendo is for toddlers, but you didn't listenyou could of have prevented this slippery slope
>>719264393baby games are atill more fun than tlou
>>719260345switch 2 can't even run elden ring at 30 fps lmao
>>719265361jeets can't code
>>719265007>immediately brings up a sony game
>>719265469I thought it was an xbox game
>>719262582>hundred line arcdont throw stones in your glass house nigger. LET. PEOPLE. ENJOY. THINGS.
>>719259701>tfw nintentoddlers are actually real nowWhat a grim reality
>>719265546retard anon
>>719260237You better buckle in tendie. Its only going to get worse
>>719261009Yup, the only reason anyone's shitting out kids nowadays is to collect government benefits, since that's unironically an easier way to get money than it is to network into a good-paying job that'll keep you around for at least long enough to add to your resume, which can then be used to network into even better work.
>>719265562SHUT. UP. FAGGOT.
>>719261251But this webm is exactly how I see thr games you guys like. I genuinely don't understand the difference between this and elder scrolls or final fantasy and I'm being 100% serious.
>>719259701>an actual babby game
>>719259701The way Nintendo's went full toddlercore lately is kinda sad. I feel for you retards.
>>719260237Toxotranstendie moment
>>719260629Millennials are such shit parents they actually make boomers look good by comparison.
>>719260583
>>719267471>t. shitskin
>>719267513unprompted out of nowhere seethe about millennials, must be a brown zoomgroid
>>719260583>>719267579bvilt for BWC
>>719265361Nothing can.Even the PC MR version needs fucking linux to be playable.Now a 3D, path traced mario head is possible, even on the switch 2.Unless you hire from software to do it.
>>719259701>when peach lets me take a peek at her having sex with bowser
>>719259701The little demons enslaved to the switch will not forget this humiliation.
>>719260629Why have children if you'd rather leave them glued to a screen that spend time with them
>>719271384Regular eletronics have no demons engraved in the circuits.That's mostly RF stuff, because you're dealing with weird ethereal energy that physically behaves in weird ways.
>>719259701How does Mario disappear like that?
>>719271384>b-but it's not demons it's science!They use a chart they literally call if black magic design to design these RF circuits.
>>719271384>muh jewish fairy tales Literally just have a strong body and a strong mind so your soul will also be strong. It's that simple.
I feel like the third worlders making threads like this never played Mario 64
>>719260583YABBA WABBA HOO
>>719273461This is a souless flash shit clone of mario 64.
>>719260834>lack of exposure to the sunlightlmao, sunlight is extremely bad for your eyes, anon. It's bad for everything.
>>719259701A game made for the most mature of tendies.
>>719274970It's about dosage, it's always about dosage.SOME sunlight is great for you, you're literally designed around having some exposure to sunlight.You literally won't produce vitamin D if you don't get sunlight exposure.However if you stay outside completely exposed to the sun the entire time like some PRAISE THE SUN memelord, and specially if you get mid-day sunlight exposure then yes, your skin will go to shit.30 min - 1 hour or morning sunlight is probably enough to keep your eyes from rotting, but short enough to stop your skin from rotting.
How about you guys try it for yourselves?You can download it and play it on Android if you have an Android device, or you can play it on your PC with BlueStacks.
>literally peekaboonint0ddlers...
>>719276445Please stop being so mean, Mr. Brazilian Guy.
>>719276297why would i?
>>719260449>having a beard while still a babyhigh test as fuck
miyamoto lost
>>719276669>miyamoto didnt find his main thing until he was 27there's still hope for me bros
>>719272982Is this just some kind of "these values are pretty good but we don't really know why, just use them" matrix?
>>719260629>>719260834it's due to only ever focusing on stuff near your face retard, which is why being on the computer AND reading books AND using your phone will give you nearsightedness, and it's why farsightedness is far rarer.
>>719276589It's like a virtual fidget toy.If you have an Android smartphone, you can download it, and whenever you are bored, you can fiddle with Mario's head.
>>719259734What's the new terminology
>>719260834Distance.It comes from distance.If you only focus on what's near, you'll have no middle or far sight.
>>719271384Same picture without the Twitter screenshot
>>719276958mario if he hooned
>>719271590The reason used to be because they're your income, then it was pension, now it's just a cultural thing to have children, or a child, or a fur baby.
>>719277179>microscopic>megastructure
>>719267297>Trannymai>Troonimai>Groomimai>Goonimai>41imai>Xe/ximai>Splittinmai-cock>Dilatemai-Axewound>2ndplacenimai>ProtrectedByTheTrannyJannymai>Pedonimai>NoSeason2nimai>Dickgoodbai>DEMONimai>Onim-ACK!!!Get your dick split.
>>719276856Are you 5?
>>719277360No, I'm 20.
>>719271384>>719277179NOOOORINO STOP NOOOOOTICERINO!!!!
>>719277379Then why are you shaking a baby rattle when you're bored
>>719259701that's so wholesome... love it!!
>>719277653what the FUCK is he playing
>>719277379That's sad.
>>719277470because its wholesome and fun?
>>719259701Imagine Nintendo makes a version with Peach, and you can poke her butt and breasts. And she starts to like it.
>>719277725Crippleball
>>719259701why mario does the bedroom eyes at 0:14
>>719278096because masturbating to anime fried your brain
>>719277824It really isn't.
>>719260583>Mario face in Mario Is Missing - Peach's Untold Tale
>>719277290yes they are complex structures that are to small for us to see
>>719278032This is the fastest a first party Nintendo game has been memoryholed. Well, fastest since Animal Crossing Amiibo Fest.
>>719259701this is supposed to sell the switch 2?
>>719278264no it kinda is
>>719278803you don't want to cum on that?
>>719278752that metroid soccer game for the 3DS also got memoryholed hard
How is this any different than messing with Mario's face in 64?
>>719278803No it’s trying to indoctrinate Mario into young kids so they can build a new generation of fans instead of the 30-40 year olds they currently have
>>719279026Are you implying this is a bad thing?
>>719271384AI stands for African Intelligence
>>719260237I have fatigue fatigue. Now you've even got me saying it, asshole
>>719276765Yep
>>719279325>don't like nintendo? fine, we created uintendo!, it's nintendo for people that hate nintendo
>>719276774>which is why being on the computer AND reading books AND using your phone will give you nearsightedness, and it's why farsightedness is far rarerLiterally the opposite for me. I'm 28 and do all of those and I can still read anything close to me really well but far away things I've noticed that they have become kinda blurry especially at night.
>>719260237t.
>>719279026Nintendo is different from Disney in that they still understand what kids like. I would have been enraptured by Bananza if I was a child when it came out. The Mario Movie screenings were full of children. Disney can only make shit for childless millennials because all of their creatives are blue haired trannies with daddy/mommy issues.
