Nintendo Switch 2 is Wii U 2
The worse Nintendo does, the better games they make.
>one anti-sony thread>one anti-nintendo threadall made around the same timewho the fuck is making these threads? who cares?unless you own sony/nintendo stock or products I don't see why this should even concern you
I Have Anti-Nintendo Fatigue
oof mama mia
>>719270160They became too cocky after the switch success
>>719270330>better games
>>719270160Nintendo can easily deal with 1 or 2 generations flopping because how much they milked the original switch
>>719270160> effectively the same console as the previous iteration, with no games except one surprising DK game>performs poorly It's like pottery, it rhymes.
>>719270442Most of nintendo games on switch are WiiU remasters
buy an ad for your shitty sloptube channel rajesh
>>719270375Same.Have not gotten it until it gets more first party but all these "mario slop/movie model is distress/evil thumbnail" clickbait videos are flooding my feed and its getting annoying.Somehow MS destroying itself only lasted like a week.
I don't get it.They had so many years and delays to prepare for the launch.And yet they only have two games.
NINTENDO IS DOOMED!!
>>719270442Splatoon 1mario kart 8nsmbu and super luigi ubotw (was intended as a wii u exclusive)mario 3d worldsmash wii umario makerwind waker hdall better than their switch counterparts (switch1 didnt even get its own mk game)
>>719270160If even half the people stupid enough to buy a switch 2 in the first place are falling for the nso scam (which let's be real here, it's very likely more than half), Nintendo doesn't have to worry about shitThey're making free money. I wish Nintendo would receive some karmic justice, but I'm certain it will at least be a moderate success throughout the coming years
>>719270717Based.And even when they 'improve' the game for Switch, it leaves behind essential features:>TV+ Gyro GamePad dual-view aiming in Captain Toad>Touch+TV controls in Pikmin 3>Separate-screen Multiplayer in Hyrule Warriors and Pokkén>Smartphone GamePad in TMS#FE>Fatal Frame GamePad camera>Xenoblade X GamePad mapEven Ubishit like Assassin's Creed 3&4 is better on Wii U
Damn, they finna might have to start making games again.
Oh NO!
>switch 2's worst weekend in japan is still five times higher sales numbers than the ps5
>>719270160STOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNTTHECOUNTAHHHHHHHHHH
>>719270160buy an ad Nintendeen
>>719270330like animal crossing amiibo festival, star fox zero and mario tennis ultra smash, right?
>>719270160Didn't the Switch 2 sell like 6 million units in the last three months? Wasn't that a record launch several times over? The Switch 2 is flying off of shelves because aside from PC it doesn't actually have any real competition
>>719272049yt echochamber is kinda strong you know.
>>719272013>star fox zeroI'll defend this game. It's excellent except for two things:>Alternate routes not open on first playthrough >Final boss fight sucksOtherwise, excellent.
>>719270160Nintendo is banning companies from developing for the switch 2 because it is too successful and killing the sales of the switch 1, that give more profit per unit than the switch 2.Their plan is most likely to make the developers indirectly develop for the switch 2 by using the backwards compatibility, but devs just want to jump ship.
>>719271974How can you be so calm right now? THEY ARE LITERALLY RIGGING THE NUMBERS TO MAKE SWITCH 2 LOOK BAD!STOP THE COUNT
>>719270160I fucking WISHPrecisely because of what >>719270330 said; modern Nintendo was at their absolute best during the Wii U era when they actually had to try.
>>719272281>final boss fight sucksI was so pissed at that boss, it was clunky like I hadnt seen since the n64.The final wolf dogfight was absolutely sick though, People who hate starfox zero never played it and just ape opinions, or are too stupid to figure out how to use the gamepad and/or lack object permanence so they could complain the exact same way if you put them in a dogfight sim setup/vr.
>>719272591Fuck off retard.
>>719272478>modern Nintendo was at their absolute best during the Wii U era when they actually had to try.No they fucking weren't?>Worst Mario Kart. Took until the Switch to fix it.>Worst Smash Bros.>One of the worst Mario Parties>Mediocre 3D Mario>BotW was essentially a Switch game more than anything. >Star Fox fucking SUCKED>>>Amiibo Festival>>>>>Ultra SmashI could go on and on. I hate this fucking revisionism about the Wii U actually being this amazing console. It was not.
>>719272808See >>719272780
>>719272281i'm just parroting the general sentiment.I, in fact, like the game and i love the final boss. kek.
>>719272872>I could give you a longer list of retarded, dogshit opinionsYes, I'm sure you could.
>>719270442Splatoon and BotW are literally the last times Nintendo made something new and good
Switch 2 hate is forced
>>719270547Completely false btw.
>>719270160at least the wii u had physical games
>>719272970For me its Mario Kart World and DKB
>>719273049The fact that Switch 2 had the worst performing week in Japan is not hate, it's a fact.
>Check this guy’s YouTube channel>Just an endless stream of Nintendo doomposting over the most minor of articles and detailsI do not understand how anyone could possibly find fulfillment making slip like this, much less find it entertaining.I can understand disliking or even hating Nintendo but this is just retarded
>>719273129i'm not that guy, take your meds
>>719273187It's had 8 weeks in Japan and one of them has to be the worst. You're not very smart, are you?
>>719273275PS5 had stock issues for 3 years. Switch 2 had stock issues for 2 months.
>>719273170That's not really new enough. Splatoon and BotW were properly innovative. Genshin wouldn't be possible without BotW and it just had an entire update based on Splatoon mechanics. BotW helped create an entire new subgenre and brought billions of dollars to developers all over China.
>>719273301NDS is real.
>>719273301Is it a popular channel?People are not beyond spouting retarded opinions if it gets them money. It's better than most 9 to 5s I guess.
>>719273360>It's had 8 weeks in Japan and one of them has to be the worst.How does this conflict with anything I said?
>>719273431NDS means nintendo ds, zoomer
>>719273470It doesn't. And I'll take that as a "no"
>>719270160>worst weekstill outperforms every other system
>>719273445Each video seems to get about 15k videos and he posts daily. If what I know about unsponsored YouTube revenue is true then the guy is probably making pennies.He’s either doing it for the love of the game or embarrassingly desperate. Maybe his patreon keeps him afloat
>>719270160Buy an ad fagdeen
>>719273105nopaid damage control btw
>>719270160Buy an ad, shitdeen
>>719273673>>719273735>>719273807>>719273878Calm down Harry
>>719270160Two more weeks
>>719273864Correct, I btfo faggots like you for free
>>719273339>i must insist that you're my boogeyman or i'll somehow look more insanehating new nintendo is a normal thing, schizo
>>719273864Prove it, then.
>>719274003So is calling NDS schizos eric
>>719273613Adding onto this, I checked his community tab and it’s basically just a bunch of weens calling him a delusional fag.Pretty funny
>>719273301Endymon is another one, the other day:>pocketpair acquires a 12% stake in a c-list trading card company in japan>makes a half hour video about "PALWORLD STRIKES BACK! NINTENDO DEVASTATED!"bonus fact, nintendeen said he suspected his children were going to get him a switch 2 for his birthday and he made a video saying if they do he will reject it. The dude is a fucking psycho, as are the other half dozen NDS youtube channels.
>>719274058>NDStendies?
>>719274290PC vegans most likely
>>719274058NDS means NINTENDO DS, retard. How many times do I need to tell you.
>>719274346You will never not seethe at the very thought of PC chads constantly winning
>WiiU bombed so poorly that Nintendo had to really try their best>Switch finally comes out>It's actually a good console>none of the other competitors are in the handheld market>great price>joycons are an amazing improvement after being tortured with wiimotes for 10 years>can fill weak lineup with wiiu ports since nobody bought a wiiu>best zelda and mario in decades, and at launch tooWe'll never have this again.
>>719274474This but you and tendies
>>719274497>>719274572cope
>>719274147I really wonder what the people who run these content farms look like. The fact that this deen fucker has children is truly bizarre. The only way I’d be able to rationalize it is if he’s divorced.
>>719274346>>719274474They're not actually competing.The whole "console wars" is a retarded propaganda shoved down your throat since the early 80's to turn you into propaganda machines for free.You laugh at jannies,but you are jannies, you do it for free, for the corporate overlord.
>>719274680cope
>no actual intelligent responses>only calling people names and attacking charactersKeep going, you will surely save the Switch 2 by posting the same insults over and over in a random 4chan thread
>>719274147Really enjoying the incel videos randomly sprinkled in here
>>719274883>please respond intelligently to my by blatant shitpostsLmao
>>719274971>Fastest selling console of all timesonly because it's the most stocked console of all time
>>719274741>The only way I’d be able to rationalize it is if he’s divorced.unless he's schizo, he is still married, I guess it was the wife that told him the kids wanted to get him the switch2. She probably told him that with a smile thinking it was cute and was expecting the same back, but he just had a fucking redout instead and she wondered where her life went wrong.Another funny thing you wont want to believe is that this guy doesnt have a job, youtube is his fulltime and his wife is the breadwinner.So its easy to think he must be a total looker, but I can only assume nintendeen looks like his pfp, picrel.As for endymon, he's literally an obese mexican, the other people theres no telling.
>>719274945In one of those insane anti-Nintendo grifter pic collages there was some random divorce video about the grifter's Japanese wife leaving him and calling all Japanese women disloyal whores
>>719275135>it's only selling well because it couldn't sell outNew cope?
>>719275349Do you really think the Wii, PS5, and Switch 1 would have sold the same amount even if there was more stock? Like I legitimately don't even understand what point you're trying to make. It's so unbelievably retarded that I can't comprehend it.
>>719274945Its every fucking time. Syntheticwoman's (a self proclaimed incel) video of totk was basically 1 hour of not talking about actual things in the game, but instead talking about how link and sidon get gay married, "its implied" that riju has a penis, that zelda was cucking link in the past with baphomet and ganondorf, that the game was designed to groom children by making them want to see link have sex with a bird-creature, etc.
>>719275151>his wife comes home every day after slaving away 9-5, only to find her husband arguing with teenagers about Nintendo consoles in YouTube comments sections Truly a cursed existence
>>719275454You'll survive
>>719270160It’s exactly what I’ve said for years. It’ll sell like hotcakes on launch and slow drastically once the fanboys and rich kids get theirs. They need to attract new buyers
>>719275485Never thought I would miss those open mouth gape youtube thumbnails until AI slop took over
>>719276007
>>719270613How much revenue does someone make when these videos just get a few thousand views each? Is it really worth sacrificing your soul to this level of derangement?
>>719276395>4 to 8 hours of work for $30Does he know he can just hate Nintendo for free?
>>719271591Good morning, saar. Pls buy Switch 2, it blessed by Vishnu.
>>719275485So thats why there are so many NTR Zelda threads on /v/
>>719276284It takes about 200-400 views to earn $1, so yea about $40-$60 per vid. And that’s not even factoring in people using ad-block
Who's the retard spamming Eric in every negative thread about Nintendo? Is it the same retard who spams Stellar Blade images of that asian guy in every SB thread?
>>719275485>video is about a shitty State of Play>it has an AI Mario with a Sony beanieReally niggah?>video about a Sönygger who tricked his anti-Nintendo audience to buy a Switch 2>"h-he... he's actually a Nintendo fan!"It's like he's not even trying
>>719270160>Nintendeen desperately trying to grift despite the fact that Switch 2 sales are currently outpacing Switch 1 sales of the same period and it's not even the holiday season yet nor have Nintendo put out the true heavy hitters like MP4, literally anything with the word Pokemon on the cover, a platforming Mario game or a new ZeldaThe Switch 2 is doing fine. Not great, not bad, just fine. I don't know why people always jump the gun and start doomposting about a console when it's only a couple months out. The holiday season is always the true test of how it'll do and we do need to keep in mind the lack of a Direct so far. >>719272478Fuck off. You either didn't have one at the time it was relevant or you're blinded by nostalgia.>MK8 was dogwater when it dropped>The worst version of Smash 4 because no Smash Run and your friends didn't have it>Mario was stuck in it's "Modern Sonic" era of constant pandering to Mario 3 to the point where the 3D games were controlling like 2D ones (I love 3D world but nothing beats objective based Bing Bing Wahoo-ing)>Constant software droughts for the better part of the year>Splat Tim launched practically unfinished, so much so that in certain parts of the world the game wasn't even sold at full price to account for it's state pre-title updates>One of Nintendo's more censor happy eras due to working with Eight Bit, THE ABSOLUTE STATE of TMS#FE and XCX>Almost every game worth a damn has retroactively had an expanded port on the Switch any way >No Gamecube VC despite Gamecube games running perfectly well on the hardware>No Fire Emblem or Metroid>Star Fox 0 is Star Fox 64 again, which was Star Fox SNES again>No Pokemon Ranger game despite it being perfect for one. The only good things I can think of Miiverse shitposting, Mario Maker 1 with all the collab characters thanks to Amiibo (the closest we'll ever get to Sonic in Mario but actually) and Earthbound actually having an official release outside of JP/US.
>>719277019I like the one where is mario wright pointing at a guy who got a C&D from a snoydeveloper, on one of the other images theres a random crying woman with a title like "women are living in storage units now, were winning incelbros!" lmaoI'm also a big fan of this one, it doesnt seem like much, but the context is that after a month of daily videos raging about switch 2, people bought it anyway and he just made some sad videos about losing that battle. I also commented on his video asking him to explain inflation and how it might affect game prices, the only response I got was that inflation isnt real.
>>719273613He has a full time job as civil engineer. It's purely out of passion. It's not like the videos are super elaborate or anything it's just talking in a mic for 15 minutes with stock footage in the background.
>>719270160More like the 3DS 2. Its going to be a long and painful generation for Nintendo but its almost impossible to repeat that mess. Still, it's pretty clear Switch 2 in on the decline.In the US, it only sold 400K despite selling 1.6M last month (and most of that was the first few days). In Japan, it just had its worth week at 30K, which was worse than what the 7 year old Switch did the same time last year. The headlines are still good but there is going to be a lot of cope and seething from Tendies as time goes on. Critics are going to be proven right in the end.Don't forget to report every "You lost, Eric" post you see
>>719272013>animal crossing amiibo festivalLmao it's crazy how Nintendo blue-balled ACfags twice during the Wii U
>>719270160i tried to explain to the mentally ill and delusional nintentroons on this normalfaggot-ridden site that anyone that wanted a shitch 2 bought one in the first month. this is a total flop and with enough time the data will reveal the cold truth. tick tock, nintentroons.
I bought a Wii-U day 1 to play Nintendo Land with my friends. I won't be purchasing a Switch 2 because Mario Kart sucks.
>>719277986The holidays and the pokemon bundle are going to BTFO you NINTENDOOM fags so hard your assholes are going to prolapse
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>>719278163>pokemon bundle Pokemon Legends Arceus didn't sell that well, least not anywhere near what the main games did. Plus its a fucking Switch 1 game. You don't even need a Switch 2 for it. Most Pokefags already have a Switch 1 anyway
"Eric" has made it literally impossible to criticize Nintendo at all here. Why is it wrong to say that people generally don't give a fuck about Switch 2? Why is the only alternative of supposedly being a Snoy or schizo being a corporate bootlicker? Why should you be happy about paying 450 dollars for a console that third parties will continue to shit out lazy badly performing ports? It's not like there's a whole lot else to play on it. I bought one and I don't have anything to play on it. You think normalfags are thinking about Nintendo in any capacity right now?
>>719277923>He has a full time job as civil engineer.yeah bs, there some video where he talks about how his wife is paying for everything.
>>719278304A solid 10 million is numbers any dev would happily nuke a medium sized nation for.PLZA won't be shifting a crazy amount of units but it'll definitely give the Switch 2 a decent bump in sales, possibly some other games if we end up getting a September Direct but lord knows since they're pretty non-committal with those.Pokemon Gaia or whatever Gen 10 ends up being called is what will give the Switch 2 motion, Pokemonfags have no standards so we all know they'll be lining up in droves for that shit.
>>719272970Splatoon maybe.BotW was mostly concepts taken from the existing open world survival crafting genre. I got bored of it after about 10 hours. Outside of messing around with the physics it's as deep as a puddle
Holy shit it's flopping so hard. Nintendeen is right, they are giving up on the Switch 2 generation and will just keep trying to milk the switch 1 until they inevitably go 3rd party by 2030. The ONLY nintendo game anyone cares about this year is Prime 4 and it will come out on Switch 1 (aka PC).
>>719278438Unless you're going to find that video I'm not going to believe you. I'm not digging through there.
>>719278547Me est Elrique et tu vas une tranny madmoseille. Le Shitch doix est still a floppé
>>719278425>Why is it wrong to say that people generally don't give a fuck about Switch 2?Because it's currently the most sold console worldwide and had the biggest launch of any console ever. >Why should you be happy about paying 450 dollars for a console that third parties will continue to shit out lazy badly performing ports?It has and will have lots of games, and exclusives, that run very well.>You think normalfags are thinking about Nintendo in any capacity right now?I don't just think it, it is a fact.
>>719272970>Mario Odyssey in that same year>Splatoon 2>Kirby Forgotten Land>DK Bananza>Xenoblade 2, Definitive edition, 3 and X DEYou dont seem like a person who plays games that much.
Are fags ITT just taking the OP at face value or what
based nintendeen
Eric won and had consensual sex
>>719278695Okay what well running ports are you playing on it then? What did you play this month? Even Nintendo fans that buy every first party title didn't buy Drag X Drive.
>>719274843you know he owns and likes the switch right?you need a new non-eric boogeyman
shitch poo list
>>719278425I'll bite>"Eric" has made it literally impossible to criticize Nintendo at all here.When are you going to apologize for him? He's on your team.>Why is it wrong to say that people generally don't give a fuck about Switch 2?It's not. Why can't I criticize you? >Why is the only alternative of supposedly being a Snoy or schizo being a corporate bootlicker? Can I not criticize you without being called a corporate bootlicker?>Why should you be happy about paying 450 dollars for a console that third parties will continue to shit out lazy badly performing ports? It's not like there's a whole lot else to play on it.Disingenuous comments like this are why your posts aren't taken seriously>I bought one and I don't have anything to play on it.Sell it to me>You think normalfags are thinking about Nintendo in any capacity right now?I'm a normalfag and yes
So this supposed schizo and this schizo that calls out the supposed schizo are one in the same right
>>719270160>NintendeenPoint at him and laugh
>>719279668Okay then why haven't you bought the best selling console ever? You just proved my point by saying you're a normalfag that doesn't have one.
>>719279838>Okay then why haven't you bought the best selling console ever? Playing other things right now. Are you selling or just crying?
>>719279945Okay then you don't care about it enough to buy one. Why are you even in this thread batting for Nintendo if you don't actually care enough to buy one and play it?
>>719279706Yes, but they are a Brazilian Guy who based the "Eric" boogeyman character off of a casual gamer who owns Nintendo consoles and games.
>>719280118no one is falling for your larp
>>719280118I get the impression he actually likes Nintendo and spams anti Nintendo to be his own strawman to punch at
>>719280190I'm not the Brazilian guy or Eric.I'm just theorizing as to what is going on.
>>719280263he has tried this shit before
>>719279706No Eric is an actual person but he's much more normal and chill than theguy shouting about him constantly would have you believe
>>719280030>Okay then you don't care about it enough to buy oneYes I do. 20% under MSRP. You have cashapp or venmo?>Why are you even in this thread batting for Nintendo if you don't actually care enough to buy one and play it?Nintendo is the best brand in gaming, bar none. Best team to console war for.
>>719280235There is a Brazilian guy who is using Eric's face, and is puppeting him around the board, spouting out anti-Nintendo propaganda.And then the Brazilian guy spams the same "You lost, Eric" message to himself and other Anons.It's either that, or the Brazilian guy is mind-controlling Eric, and Eric snapped out of it and came forward, showing us his Nintendo Switch and his copy of Kirby Air Ride.It's either the former, or the latter, or both.
>>719280530No he isn't. Eric is a pathetic faggot lolcow and massive attention whore.
>>719280724no one is falling for it.
>>719280881Mr. Brazilian Guy, please prepare for Mario's daughter.
>>719270160Good. As soon as the shit drops to 350 dollars then i will buy it.
>>719280574Okay so you're too poor to afford it and you don't care enough to make compromises elsewhere to pay for one. So now the price is a problem and actually a huge barrier to entry.
>>719280963You will have to buy used, because we're under jensen's law.
>>719270160>nintendeenhonestly whats this guy's problem? he's got a wario like self portrat so i dont understand whats this obsession of his with nintendo failing.
>>719270375These AI thumbnail Nintendo videos are absolute slop. I used to watch a channel that just made fun of Nintendo and Sony fanboys and now he's doing the same shit. I just wanted to laugh at hood dorks defending The Last of Us 2 and manchildren cry about Switch emulation.
>>719281046it gets him views. that's it.
>>719270160
>>719281160won't be long now
>>719281046The price. It being $450 with $80 first party games. If it was 400 with 70 dollar games he probably wouldn't have been on this path.
>>719280960Sorry about your mandate thingy falling apart. Is this what you do to compensate?
>>719281312go make another video Nintendeen
>>719280990You aren't getting MSRP for used goods.
>>719281201
>>719280305During this "episode" the post in question got at least like, 100 replies (very likely more).Now, after the post was deleted, not every single reply was gone. There were like 15-ish random replies to that post still up.So either the janny autistically selected over 80 posts for deletion (all manually), or the guy had been samefagging for over 5 hours and all his replies were gone when he got banned.Literal mental illness.
>>719270160This guy went all in thinking the Switch 2 price backlash would last forever and now has to pretend he doesnt have massive egg on his face
>>719281418I have a very reasonable theory.I wanted to alert people ahead of time about what happened to Mario after the moon scene.
>>719281889Yes you've announced yourself to me multiple times now, freak.
The people are growing tired of tendo's arrogance. They bought Switch 2 expecting other Switch 1 launch, instead they got one of their most underwhelming new systems ever
>>719282264Looks like it set sales records actually.
>schizo creates an anti-schizo that is even more annoyingHas this ever happened before?
Eric won and got laid
>>719282673Then stop being so mad all the time lil bro
>>719282819He's a sore winner
>>719275485I can't tell if this faggot's an Xbot or a Snoy, what the hell is he?
>>719282947Anti-tendie. There's an entire sub group of console warriors who are ex xcucks, snoys, and segautists who have been relegated to hating nintendo as their fandom. The other half split off and became PC vegans.
>>719283096>[incoherent schizobable]In English or don't bother replying to me
>>719281536Gamers are the biggest bootlickers on the planet. No one gets mad when you pirate anime, some Adobe software, a book, or movie. But if you pirate games you have to think of a sad starving devs. Nintendo and Sony can get away with anything. Pretty much only Microsoft is evil gaming Hitler constantly shat on because people still haven't gotten over the Xbone thing.
>>719271794EVERY SINGLE THING WILL BE TAKEN
>>719283172Which word triggered you? My money is on "PC vegan". They're all snowflakes.
>>719283096So basically, the real gamers went to Nintendo and PC gaming under Steam while the rest of the faggots just became cucks and bitches being on and off shills for PlayStation and Xbox while hoping Sega's failing woke asses would one day make a comeback despite Sega always being close to failure?
>>719282947The doesn't actually like anything camp
>>719283290>under SteamYou're not fooling anybody
>>719283421Who am I fooling? PC gaming is under Steam unless you somehow think Microsoft's laughable Xbox UI will do anything?
>>719270160Pretty much. They really brought it on themselves. If it released in November with the new Pokemon game and actual 3rd part hardware and titles it'd be the continuation of the Switch that it was supposed to be. I'm quietly waiting longterm for any drop in price, a new model, or enough titles to be out to justify it.Can these things even be bought second hand or does the weird anti piracy thing brick it/cause someone to get banned?
>>719283607god, you're stupid.
>>719283513Well for one, Microsoft sells game people can own. Many of these are PC former games. But if that is no concern to you then Steam is just as good as any non Nintendo console.
>>719283745lmao, kill yourself, Xshill
>>719279668normies out reeeeeeeee
>>719283876Sorry you figured out just today that PS, Xbox, and Steam are interchangeable 3rd party platforms with almost no differences. It's not 2010 anymore.
>>719283696Not my fault I've kept entirely out of the loop due to the console being entirely unappealing.
>>719284106Valve is a video game company from the ground up like Nintendo who also happens to market their stuff differently like Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft aren't even video game companies and don't care about it. Snoys and Xroaches aren't gamers. Steam has more games than PlayStation and Xbox and the people there don't even play the same games as Xbots and Snoyrats.
>>719284435Sony and Microsoft each make far more games than Valve and it isn't close. Please stfu
>>719276118these motherfuckers are always playing with fire when they use AI genned Nintendos characters in their thumb nails. all it takes is one report from an anonymous user and these guys lose thier channels.
>>719284779What games, tranny?
>>719270160there's literally no reason to buy it right now
>>719284781Almost like someone should report them or something
>>719270160Even if the switch 2 fail, they will return to switch 1 for at least 5 years more.
>>719284958Use google or Wikipedia to find the answer to your question, PC vegan.
>>719285128So, no games, got it
Retards who defend PlayStation or Xbox should get the rope
>>719285348Yes Valve makes almost zero games compared to Microsoft and Sony who you said weren't gaming companies. Good point.
>>719285416This but retards who defend Valve.
>>719281427Ok, I'm going to mention you in the next video so make sure to tune in.
Nintendo knows the Switch 2 is turning out to be another flop like the Wii U and wants third-party developers to release their games on the Switch 1 instead>It doesn't need exclusives>It doesn't need a good battery life>inadequate storage doesn't matter>The screen ghosting doesn't matter>The low brightness doesn't matter>overheating doesn't matter>It doesn't need an OLED screen>Games being €80 doesn't matter>It doesn't need third-party games
>>719271430AKA features no one used or even miss.
>>719285510Xbox and PlayStation are soulless, if I walk into Sony or Microsoft I should see the mascots of their video game IPs, if I don't then neither company belongs in video games.>>719285449They're currently working on games, Microsoft and Sony don't make jack shit, they steal studios and force those studios without Sony's or Microsoft's garbage culture to make games and they'll kill them in a heartbeat not giving a single shit if their franchise was once the face of their brands. They're not Nintendo and they're not Valve. They're future is licking the dirt that Nintendo and Valve walks on.
>>719285902https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/L89TFoaphT4AgtQpWCmszw/Forced lies
>>719270160My switch 2 is already collecting dust. It's not looking good for us tendies
>>719285902Doesn't look like it
Thank you OP for containing the schizos in this thread. Doing /v/ a service
>>719286680Ok valve vegan
>>719287157Ok tendie vegan
>>719287319You just spent 8 posts worshipping Nitnendo. Is it hard keeping track of your fake personalities?
>>719278695had the biggest launch of any console ever.Thats not even true anymore. In Japan, the GBA sold faster and in the US, the PS5 will be the fastest selling console. Its trending way down
>>719278695>Tendie revisionism
>>719270532Anon there was an article saying they could flop with a 250 million dollars deficit a year for 52 years in 2015, before the switch
Eric thread?
>>719287627I don't think you know what that word means and are just using it because someone used it against you
>>719287695He's methric now
>>719287157Ok, XSnoy tranny who doesn't think idorts exist.
>>719287704low IQ tendie
>>719287896You keep projecting
whos paying all these queers
>>719287887Ok valve vegan
>>719288043If you don't understand what big words mean then google is an option. Maybe try asking chatgpt to help you out champ
>>719288115nta, what are you even mad about?
This thread would give you the impression that Tendies are children, but the sad reality is that Nintendo's consumers are statistically in their 30s or older and they just talk this way.
>>719288313You'll survive
>>719288375I know, I'm a well-adjusted adult and not a Tendie.
>>719288073You're not a tendie, faggot, get the fuck out of this thread. You don't come here trying to associate with two shitty color brands by calling them "the red brand" when they're just Nintendo. I would toss a brick at you simply for being a PlayStation and Xbox fan who eat the same slop.
>>719288541Then stop crying bitch tears every single day on the internet over toy brands, k lil bro?
Jewtendie is fucking finished and good riddance. I hope to see their games on stame for $2 each in a humble bundle.
>>719288072israeli "talent" megacorps, probably.
>>719288692>Holy shit you're loud.
>>719288737This but Sony
This place would recover in a day if Snoys and Xbots were permanently removed. They're not gamers, why are they allowed to be here? This is a place for only Nintendo and PC players, not Normal faggots.
>>719288903Ok PC vegan
>>719288851That you?
>>719288960That would be you. I'm pretty chill.
>>719289002You're a Snoy/Xbot, you're not chill at all
>>719289085Im an idort actually
>>719282632The "anti-schizo" is unironically just the schizo samefagging and falseflagging
>>719289108I don't care, kill yourself for supporting Sony and Microsoft.
>>719289236This but you and Valve
>>719282632>>719289168hes been doing this shit since the first switch was revealed, he has to be a NEET living off the government or his mommy
>>719280305why should I believe eric made those posts?>>719287785he’s literally just a skinny white dude, have you never seen one?
Grifters just can't admit they were wrong. Really grasping at straws at this point.
>>719289283What does Sony and Microsoft offer for you to even own their crap and don't say GTA?
>>719289320You don't need to defend eric. He's a retard
>>719289442GTA
>>719288713Why are you getting so worked up about me commenting on Tendies being 30+ year old children? You okay, man?
>>719289537Fr*ck off eric
>>719270160There's no reason to buy one. Has less games than PlayStation 3.
>>719289459why should I not defend retards?they’re human too
>>719289537I do this to every troll like yourself. You're not being targeted for any topic in specific.
>>719289773No they aren't.
>anti-nintendo threads are allowed to stay up>anti-sony threads get 404'd within minutes
>>719289868>tfw tendies are the most persecuted race on /v/
>>719289827yes they areclaiming any human group is non human is frankly awful behaviorI bet you call people ’goyim’ too
>>719289868>there's this huge hatred against Nintendo and Valve allowed to stay up>constant Snoys and Xbots acting as if they're Nintendo fans or Valve fans doing drive-by posts to start flame wars while claiming Sony and Microsoft will win again when their gaming ventures are on the declineSomething's really fishy here on a website that used to be pre-dominantly Nintendo and PC gaming.
>>719285902malding spambot
I knew that the switch 2 would provoke a ton of shitposting and seething but I genuinely didn't think there'd be a continuous campaign on pretty much every social media completely disconnected from reality trying to portray it as a failureit's quite fascinating in a way
>>719290028Retards should neither be seen nor heard. The greatest tragedy to mankind was the internet gave a voice to people who otherwise would never have been noticed.
>>719290260it's one of the perks of owning a switch 2I get to watch snoys melt down in autistic rage on a daily basis (because their console has NOGAEMS so they have more time to shitpost on social media)
>>719270160snoy cope thread #4589680945890645
>>719290343switch 2 has no games
>>719270340Console plebs are tribalistic brand loyalists. They're NPC consumers that have to defend their favorite brands/companies
>>719290185>>719287157
>>719290260I know, the same shit is happening with the ROG Xbox Ally, this looks like an expensive piece of shit, yet people keep trying to claim that "IT'S A GAME CHANGER" and that it will dethrone the Steam Deck along with SURPASS the Switch 2, like what?
>>719290398
>>719290429>>719287157
>>719290343>>719290429at this point I don't think it's fanboys, it's way too prevalent and long lasting, it has to be some sort of paid campaign
>>719290474>95% of them are portskek
>>71929047420 in 3 monthssnoy: 20 in 3 yearstbf it was the pandemic but still.
>>719290629>n-n-n-no those don't countkek
>>719290629why do you lie on the internet?
>>719290725Correct
>>719290629Sorry about sony
>>719290629but enough about sony
>>719290739>95% shovelwarekek, tendies are getting desperate
>>719290823>anything I don't like is shovelware
>>719290823
>>719290562I really believe it is, I'm starting to think PlayStation and Xbox are paying out of their ass for hit campaigns against Nintendo and Valve, a lot of this shit isn't making any sense. So inauthentic.
>>719290860>Tendies are excited to play mouse work and dear me, I was
>>719290887>>719287157
>>719290474exclusives debate?
>>719290908You can't hold a conversation to save your life so yeah stick to your drive-by trolling efforts.
>>719270160...In Eric's retarded headcanon
>>719290959holy tendie projection
>>719291194Not really
>>719291330good talk
>>719290908Tendies aren't gamers. They NPC consoomers
>>719290908What's wrong with little exclusives?
>>719291356Thanks!
>>719291383This but snoys and PC vegans
>>719291575Exclusives are cancer, like console players. Both should eliminated from existence
>exclusives are...LE BAD now that Sony and Microsoft went third partyLMAOOOOOO
>>719291672False
>>719291810>Destroy every console ever made>Shut down all console makers >Publically hang all console warriors Watching gaming turn around 100% for the better. The whole world would be better instantly
>>719270160>switch 2 niggers seriously bought when the switch 3 is right around the corner
>>719291954Were you saying something like that in 2021 about the "Switch Pro" being right around the corner
>>719291927Why are PC vegans so violent?
The real question is if the Switch 1 sales will ever beat the PS2 sales>Sony declared for years thst they sold 155M ps2 consoles>"What, the switch is getting near in half the years? No, we actually sold 160M!"
>>719291810Nintendo is putting this on ice, and Valve is going to do so as well. Normalfags truly are brainless rats that follow what their masters say. Exclusives sell hardware, Snoys and Xbots are about to learn.
>>719292331>Plastic boxes soldWho the fuck cares? More importantly, why do you care, brand loyalist?
>>719292331kek tendie seethe
>>719292458Retard
>>719291927>>719292054Can you answer my question PC vegan? I'm talking to you.
>>719292331And now, somehow, it's up to 160.63. Another 63 thousand PS2s sold in 2025.
>>719292470>>719291927>>719291383Mentally ill snoyric
>>719292458I care because Nitnendo has the correct philosophy of business operation. When they win, everyone wins.
>>719292518Consoles are cancer.Exclusives are cancer.Console plebs are not gamers, they're brand loyalist tribalistic NPC sheep brained consumers All should be eliminated If I had the power I would wipe out 3/4 of the earths population and start over. iSheep, snoys, Xbots, nShitia shills, ninpedos. All need to go
>>719270160Well yeah, there's fuckall to buy other than Dong Odyssey. Not exactly a riveting purchase just yet.
>>719292698See >>719292732
