WHERE IS THE CRAAAAAAACK AAAAAAAAAAAI thought i can play it when pc version finally comes outthe used ps5 version doesnt drop in price eitherits used 50 euros thats fucking crazy
get a job
HAHAHHA PIRATE BASTARDS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
whyd do you want to play with someone else's wife?
>>719272141scamming and bootlicking does not count
>>719272141>get a job>can't even afford a house, the most basic fucking thing ever that even ancient niggers all had>illegal to build my own house>still living with mom>can afford video games but no time to play them because of jobMeanwhile Jeff Bezos makes 8 million dollars an hour doing literally nothingYou could work every single waking hour of your life doing the hardest job possible and not make as much as Jeff Bezos does in 1 hour of sleeping.
>proof that all of the whining about this game having denuvo was from poor turd worldersLMFAOMFAO
>>719272948Willpower issue.
>>719272081I just caved in and bought it. My desire to goon outweighs my desire to eat. So I will not eat for several days in order to afford my purchase. Sometimee sacrifices must be made.
>>719272141i have a jobi just refuse to pay that much for a video game in 2025the last time i payed 50 euros for a game was dbz budukai 1
>>719272081Just mediocre games used denuvo and until now there is no exception for that rule. play wuchang if you want to see ass on screen.
denuvo won
>>719273905i might buy it if the gameplay were like nieri played the demo tho she cant even dash, just trip game plays like ass>>719274357>play wuchangis that the female version of wukong?
>>719274456Is the same generic asian ass girl but in bloodborne style game.
I knew /v/ had shit taste sucking this game off, but then I remembered this board's shitskin and chink central now and suddenly these threads start to make sense.
>>719272081I wish I could be excited for a videogame again bros
>>719272081>euros>Tfw 40 bongbux at CeX>Tfw trade in rates are decent so I just traded in a random Switch game, got like 12 bongbux store credit and only paid 28 bongerydoosI fucking despise my government but at least they can't fuck with the used games industry
>>719274318Anon. Life is short. You can waste your time crying on /v/ on no crack or you can buy it now and enjoy it.Just remember, you ain't taking your money to the afterlife.
>>719272398The only thing I like about Denuvo how much butthurt it causes. Every new big game with it has Steam thread full of people moaning about it.Another good thing about it is the people uploading videos either got gRifted a key or had to buy it. . . so pirates can't monetize their gameplay. No free rides for the thirdie brown.
>>719277865Need this without the retard
>>719272081It's suck
>>719277890i would rather take the tranny bot spamming the threads to afterlifeworthless subhuman dogshit eating trannyi hope he burns to death
>>719278019So jealous that he has a perfect wife.
>>719272081but op, i can see the crack in your picture
>>719272948Wealth does not equal money
>>719278359>"The crack is quite deep" -Adam
QRD on the image spam
>>719272948What do you even need 8 million dollars an hour for?Sounds like you need to adjust your expectations and stop comparing yourself to literal 1 in a 1000000000 cases like BezosYou could work every day for the rest of your life at a trade or skill you enjoy and live comfortably with your family, sorry no Ferrari lol
>>719278421Tranime victim mindbroke by fake Asian sluts
>>719278421dogshit eating indian is mentally ill
>>71927523995% of Stellar Blade threads were Koreans stirring up ragevertising by creating IdPol drama between the East and the West, 5% were actually gameplay discussion They cursed their own game the fucking dumbass gooks
>>719272081the crack is right there in your picture bro no need to thank me
>>719278668Not to mention this mentally ill wretchHonestly SB deserves this guy
>>719274357Stellar Blade MOGS Wuchang. it's not bad but SB is genuinely a really great game. I'd still love it if it had a male MC.
>>719274318What does your job pay?How many hours did you spend whining instead of making income?
>>719272081>the shadow where her pussy, thighs and ass intersectso fucking hot. i cant be looking at this shit though. i just started quitting porn
>>719275239the ones not playing the game because is not cracked yet?
>>719272948Shut the fuck up I work a standard 40 hour a week desk job and took 5 classes last semester (and am taking a further 5 this fall) and I still have money to buy my shit and time to play video games you need to step it the fuck up.
>>719278868I love how there's a tiny hint of anus shadow.
>>719272081>i want to play as a gook whoreumm
WukongForgotten MetaflopForgotten Dragon's dogmaForgotten Stellar BladeDaily threads since release
>>719278830wuchang was pretty cool though. it has some elements from old souls games, like dark souls 1. i liked it more than i thought i would
>>719279570wukong wasn't cracked either
>>719274456Go by your experience in the demo, the gameplay is absolute dogwater. Again, I only got it cause I like hot chicks, but on a base level it's a terrible game. That said, don't fall for the Wuchang shilling either, it's also a a terrible game with many of the same issues as SB. But if you like beautiful women it's definately worth checking out.
>>719272081Eve feet. Sex with feet.
>>719279984I like what I've played so far but I haven't played it in a couple weeks, I couldn't put SB down til I 100%ed it then I still did a ng++ run for costumes
>>719272081I've started new game+ todayWill rush through the game to get the other ending and boss challengeAlso Eve and Tachy needed to kiss here
>>719272081It is cracked. You just need to have some shady guy over a discord server activate it for you.
>>719281179that's not a crack you zoomer thirdie retard
>>719281295Multiple people can play the same copy of the game. It's a crack.
>>719272081Just buy it. I bought it for 70 EUR. I'm 70 hours in. That's 1 EUR per hour. Where the hell else are you going to pay just 1 EUR per hour of entertainment? And I haven't even done NG+ yet.
>>719278671>Koreans *Brazilians https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/74487394/#74491045
>>719281363Okay but you are slow as fuck. Even I got through it in 55 hours.
>>719279570Gookblade threads are hisks of what they once were and are either porn mod requests from brownoids and/or Polish schizo spamming the board.
Epic games store will give it for free at the end of the year.Screen capture what I say.
>>719281353No, you idiot. That's called a "bypass". A crack would stop Denuvo from working. It does the same thing (kind of), but words do have meaning. A crack for a Denuvo game hasn't happened in years, unless you count using the .exe from the demo of Metaphor to unlock the full game. I'm very sure someone got fired for that one. Literally. On fire.
>>719279984>>719280893I enjoyed that a lot as well.Did 4 playthroughs with different weapon type each so I could get every ending.Though with save scumming you can probably get them all in one.
>>719281558I wanted every single collectable on my first run. Every memory stick, every document, gear, outfit and can. Some of those fucking cans were diabolically placed.
>>719277915I just get all my denuvo games family shared. Ofc I chip in my fair share but since there's 5 of us I only buy like 2 AAA games a year haha
>>719281687The dumbest shit are objects that only show up on your scan after you've interacted with another object first. It doesn't happen often but sometimes it does and I'm lazy with the scanning.
>>719281947How about the one can that you can only get if you shoot one specific, half-buried box in the sand. Something you never ever have to do again?Or the other one where you have to use a smart mine to get it out of the ground. Another thing you never EVER have to do in the game again.
>>719282056Yeah those two I had to lookup and 3 others
Buy it you ponce
Good lord, is /v/ nothing but poorfag thirdies nowadays?
>>719275442I know how you feel.I don't even remember last time I was excited for a game.
