Have you ever tried to make food from vidya irl?
I hate when Babbish added Alvin to the videos dude is a complete bore
that doesn't look very tasty
>>719272923that looks extremely tasty
>>719272923>binging with j*wish
>>719272923I have fried eggs and bacon
>>719273184Wow thanks for all that info that had nothing to do with videogames or making food from a videogameAre you a faggot mod or an LLM?
>>719273184christ
just looking at that is giving me bubble gut
Every time a game lets me cook real food or go to various restaurants, like the Yakuza games, I look up stuff and try to make it at home. Good way to get new ideas for things to cook.But for specific canon recipes, pancakes. They're delicious.
>>719272923Now I really want some gyudon. Thanks, OP.
>>719273147You've never had a mountain of bulgogi on a very empty stomach after a workout. It really hits the spot.
>>719272923>>719273329Babish was raped in a mental institution.Because you're a fucking absolute faggot retard about me not playing along pretending this is anything but an off topic dogshit thread to begin with, here's a canon recipe for "the best soft boiled eggs" that was included with Killer is Dead by Grasshopper Manufacture (suda51), whose protagonist loves soft boiled eggs.
I made pic relatedit tasted fucking insane. Look at the ingredients:>apple>cinnamon>chocolate>honey>worchestershire>yogurtmeat dish btwalso the grocery bill was way too fucking much
>>719273523>also the grocery bill was way too fucking muchWhat kitchen of an adult who cooks doesn't already have all these things?
>>719273517softboiled eggs just splash all over the place. I don't understand them. I'd rather eat boiled to gray eggs, at least they don't ruin everything
That looks fucking disgusting.
i wish i was good at cookingi just don't have the temperament for it, best i can do is throw random stuff that sounds tasty in a slow cooker or instantpot and then add noodles or rice to iti can follow recipes just fine (except bread) but it's not like i learn anything from it
>>719273523Most of that shit is cheap as fuck if you don't go somewhere like Whole Foods.
>>719272923reminder that this guy sponsored betterhelp and never apologized.
>>719273147>>719273697It's just a pile of sliced beef. How low test can you be? Have you never lifted a weight once in your life?
>>719272923stopped watching when he started painting his nails. I don't mind fags but nail polish on men looks fucking ugly
>>719273797What's better help? What happened?
soft-boiled eggs are the chef showing off. as it points out, they require precise timing & heat to make properly. but then yeah the end result is having a runny egg. but if you pour the egg over the rice, the heat of the rice cooks the egg.
>>719273627What it was that I bought good meat. If you're going to make it, I'd recommend that route desu but it's up to you. So I guess you're right it could be done cheaply that was more of my decision.
>>719273147it looks insanely tasty wtf
gyudon is fucking fantastic. you guys don't understand, if you'd been to japan you'd understand.
>>719273056He is the only one who does itWhile this bald soiboy normally does"Trying every goyslop amerimutt branded flavour"
>>719273517>Babish was raped in a mental institution.I thought you were full of shit but you're right, he actually was sexually assaulted after checking himself into the psych ward. This world is insane, man
>>719273832Sorry fatass, no amount of "weight lifting" is going to make that disgusting amount look appealing.
>>719273902kek
>>719273184@moot is this real?
>>719273832>It's just a pile of sliced beef.Yeah at best you'd get halfway through before being sick of it.
>>719272923Everyone laugh at the chigyu!
>>719274182announcing that over the internet to your large audience is a massive fucking mistake lol
>>719273869eTherapy scam
>>719273517hardboiled eggs are better than softboiled ones, soft yolk in general is very overrated
>>719273832I prefer homemade chipotle chicken desu. Digests better, better macros, and healthier.
>>719273523Best part of Persona 5 sidequests was learning the different coffee facts and curry ingredients.
>>719274267I dunno, if it stops people from thinking they're going to get 'help' from those places and ruining their lives it was worth it
>>719273773well if you have to stock a bunch of the spices it could add up. One of those little bottles of cardamom for instance is like $5 and the recipie calls for 8-9 of those, depending on your stance on pepper
>>719274182That shit made me feel so sad when I heard about it, I had been watching him since the beginning of his making food from shows and shit shtick.I'm glad he's doing well but the slopification of his channel has officially hit max with that eating fucking caviar with Aaron Paul video, literally a fucking ad for his products. Try to criticise and his sycophantic audience just tells you to unsub and that he wont miss me too.I don't even mind the teir list crap, he's humble and charming enough but I miss the cooking and that latest vid does not bode well for the future of the channel.
>>719272923God imagine the farting afterwards
>>719274190Imagine anonymously exposing that you have never seriously lifted weights once in your life on an indonesian basketweaving forum.
>>719273773Quite a few of those spices are uncommon for usual kitchen recipes actually. Beef is also pretty fucking expensive in the US right now because of orange cheeto.
Why are you people so obsessed with rape
Babish was raped in the sweltering hot summer of 2022
>>719273627post pic of your 'adult kitchen' with cardamom, coriander, and nutmeg right fucking now, faglordYou won't because we both know you got empty McD's bags laying around and no spices in the pantry
>>719274182>>719274230big babish fan on the m*d team (who also just got home from his literal 9-5)>>719273891>>719273652>>719274332>splash all over>the end result is having a runny eggsays right there to eat them with TOAST, you gotta sop up the eggand Japs love runny and even raw egg anyway so makes sense
>>719272923>>719273056>>719274174>Literally got the Asian part of his cast to make a side show for all the anime and vidya dishes he couldn't be bothered to make>Would rather rank junkfood and shit recipes than try to make themWhat did Babish mean by this?
>>719273832>beef chicken is the superior man's choice of food
>>719274548Babish bros... no...
did the janny literally delete the rape postLOL
>>719274502Yeah I noticed a while back that he doesn't really do a lot of recreations anymore, just "WE TRY 50 FROZEN PIZZAS AND RANK THEM" stuff. His recipes were fun but not at all conducive for regular people to try out
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>>719274182>>719274267>>719274502>>719273517Of the things I expected to hear from this thread, this wasn't one of them
>>719274529>WOMEN SUCK NO ONE CARES ABOUT MALE ISSUES>FAG MONTH WHAT ABOUT STRAIGHT MONTH?>NO ONE CARES ABOUT NORMAL DUDES....>Some guy gets sexually asaulted>HAHAHA RAPED BRO SOI BOI GOT RAPED HAHA THE BROKEN IMAGINE BEING RAPED BUCK BROCKEN BUCK BROKEN KEK THIS IS JUST LIKE MY KEK PORNOne day you'll learn that these people don't give a fuck about anything, they just want more suffering.
>>719274548KWAB
>>719272923The first WoW cookbook is fairly decent for some stuff and drinks, the Hearthstone cookbook is mostly quick simplistic drinks and bar food / comfort food but still decent takes / conversions of things.The 2nd WoW cookbook is pretty crappy and lazy and the drinks are all common mixed drinks / cocktails with a minor substitution
>>719272923Babish was raped in the frigidly cold winter of '22
>>719274731>basedboy, according to his story, checks himself into a fucking new york city psych ward for exhaustion voluntarily because his YOUTUBE COOKING CHANNEL is too stressful>the peak of basedboy retard naivete imaginable from a pampered little shaved heard beard redditor>he is LITERALLY, unironically, raped>this isn't a dark joke he was raped and he personally admitted as muchI mean, he also wasn't a normal dude. It is a clownish and cartoonish level of blunder and it happened to the very picture of the "reddit" youtube cooking show guy.guy gets jammed up legally, ends up doing a stint in prison, gets raped or victimized? that's not funny that's sadthis? basedboy cooking youtuber checks himself into an insane asylum and gets raped by a probably guatemalan joker? that's just an insane thing
>>719273523chili with coco powder and plenty of caraway also goes hardpeople meme on sugar in savory dishes but a spoonful of sugar or molasses does amazing things to the taste of savory meals
>>719274731/v/ is not all one person you stupid fucking nigger
Ayy yo, this guy eating cheese bowls!
>>719272923>>719273056Atrocities with Alvin is genuinely a fun part of the channel and I don't get why you wouldn't enjoy at least some videos of him. You should be glad the guy isn't fucking annoying.
>>719274990>Check yourself into a psych ward>Get raped>Now have a reason to actually be there
>>719275024>implying he's wrong
>>719274182He honestly got what he deserved, he went in there trying to treat them like they were drug dealers. He straight up admitted he just wanted tranquilizers.
Why is he able to make cooking videos without having a mental breakdown and being raped?
>>719275243Because he's not Binging with KWABish
>go to what is supposed to be a doctor in America>get rapednice country
>>719274585I really don't think you want to see that. My spice cabinets aren't missing much at this point they and have all the organization of small, localized landfill. Use your head to imagine what that must look like. Side note, I sometimes forget that the meme of certain people not seasoning their food is very likely rooted in truth.
>previously on binging with babish
*taps sign*
>dragon ball fags infesting the thread with "MUH RAEP"
When will be remake these recipes?
>>719273523the trick is to just use instant curry and add the secret ingredients to in. hell i think theres a brand called vermont or something that already adds apple and honey. >>719273797literally everyone who gets sponsored by betterhelp doesnt apologize until the check bounces. therapy is a scam anyway. all therapist should be treated like drug dealers and be replaced with psychoanalysts
>seek help>get rapedAny recipes for this kind of mood?
>>719275024>Nobody on this website is ever stupid or contradictory
I think I tried a lot of FF15 recipes.I don't know how the fuck they scanned but they looked real af in the game and made me hungry.Not sure about the actual recipes used but I looked up the names listed.
>>719275468Nashville hot chicken
>>719275243his onyon soup is great, can recommend
>>719274585If you cook asian food a lot you use those 3 tons. At least cry about something like mace
Funny, where I live coriander is basically oregano, we use it in everything.
DON'T DO IT BABISH
>>719275384>4chan incels will violently lash out at the idea of "be sociable and try new things and your life will be better"
I made daigaku imo because of the HiImDaisy Persona 4 comic/dub. It was really fuckin' good.
>>719275721>my... fried tofu...
>>719275679It only took one freezing cold winter night for Babish to try EVERY hot dog?
>>719275679damn he must've aged like shit to get a salt and pepper beard this quickly
>>719275685it's great life advice from someone that hanged himself
>>719275856
>>719275685Nigga that shit belongs in a hobby lobby next to the live laugh love wall art.
>>719275602of my less used spices I think I love tarragon and juniper berries the most, they give dishes a very unique flavour
>>719274512Imagine coping on an indonesian basketweaving forum, that you're not a fatass, you actually "weight lifts".
>>719274602Simple, son of a bitch got lazy and used the ethnic minority to do the heavy lifting the only watchable part of his channel
>>719275145I'd like to see you try to recreate a Krappy Patty from SpongeBob without losing your mind and getting creampied in the looney bin. On this board Babish is a hero.
>>719272923>>>/ck/
Was this the aftermath of him being a pillow princess?
hes run into the problem that every cooking show runs into. he ran out of shit to make. yet he had expanded his business and was outputting videos than ever. multiplicative cancer. it ruined his channel in record time
>>719276523how do you even get raped in there? Was it a nurse or guard or something? Do they fucking toss people in their together in cells like its jail?
>>719275438>hell i think theres a brand called vermont or something that already adds apple and honey.the brand is named after that ingredient combination. I forget where it comes from.
>>719273832why you even bothering to cook it, flavor doesn't matter just bite into a living animal manly man
>>719276595They caught him in a frisky mood
>>719276565Dumbass soi sipping motherfucker, it is on topicHis channel makes fictional foods from video games, retarded nigger
>>719276579it can happen when you are around women or have any sort of edge
>>719276591>hes run into the problem that every cooking show runs intoNot a problem for Tasting HistoryNot a problem for Cowboy KentNot a problem for Jaques The Man Pépin who went for like 15 years before retiring recently because he's like 307 years old
>>719276641>Bullshit Excuse to "Justify" Off Topic shit >SoijakOpinions Discarded
>>719274190>>719274238>Immediately thinks about eating all yourself in one sitting>calls others fatlol
>>719276829you and your bois pounding that meat together?
>>719276904its food from japan. the least obese country on earth. hold the L you stupid nigger
>>719276595>Do they fucking toss people in their together in cells like its jail?Yes.
>>719273740Most people can’t cook, and the ones who do mostly just follow a recipe. You think average niggers are sipping the broth and saying “hmm, a pinch of nutmeg perhaps”? If you follow a recipe and remember the steps then boom, you learned how to make that dish. Even just throwing tasty things in the slow cooker is more adventurous than most.
>>719276970yeah, they usually make room for other things in a bowl. and don't eat that amount.and fuck japan
>>719276703Hmmm well i did open up to this bitch because she told me and she used it against me and left me in pieces
>>719276981>You think average niggers are sipping the broth and saying “hmm, a pinch of nutmeg perhaps”?If you've cooked something more than 100 times you unironically achieve this, yeah.
>>719275685A guy on /tv/ put this nicely: these are the words of an unhappy person who is romanticizing happiness. Because a happy person would just be doing this stuff without thinking about it and turning it into a mantra.
>amerimutt cope for their 7 figure healthcare costs is "but its top quality healthcare bro you are just mad about our luxury doctors unlike your europoor ones or however the burger flips">go to american doctor>get rapedDo americans really?
>>719277354yeah, we have to pay for the rape whereas you guys get it for free from your immigrants in the streetsYou win again
>>719277341I think its just /tv/ meme-ing it because it sounds pretentious as fuck, the negroni part, and the tipping part are too tempting for /tv/tards not to shitpost about
>>719272923this looks fucking delicous, i really want meat more as i struggle to hit protein goals.i end up getting 3 scoops which is 75g top meet it
>>719274332I like a jammy yolk, so fucking creamy man. Not liquid, but not hard enough to crack or crumble when you break into it. Pretty hard to get right though but I often boil some first thing in the morning to go in my lunch so I get a fair amount like that just by virtue of taking a lot of shots.
i made skyrim sweetrolls over a decade ago. shit was yummy but actually getting the exact shape is a retarded pointless task in non-euclidean geometry and doesn't improve it at all
>>719273523>meat dish btwYou must be new to cooking. Cinnamon is very common in small amounts for dishes like curry. Yogurt with an acid is very good marinade. A tiny amount of chocolate and coffee is great in stews like Chili. You want a hint of sweetness to balance out heavily spiced/savory foods so use honey or brown sugar.Already typed this all out, but what this guy said >>719275016
>>719277161My point is that anon is doing fine just following the recipe. And if he ascends someday from cooking enough, all the better.
>>719277403You have NIGGERS and spics raping amerimutts on the street all the time, and we dont have browns here in Polandclassic amerimutt L
>>719273869It was a paid service that told people they’d be talking to a licensed therapist but in reality it was Indians who only had experience in call centers
>>719275384Eat at a Taco Bell tonight. Get the anal flame sauce. Down half a bottle of whiskey at 10am on your couch. Stay home. Listen to a VTuber speaking a language you can't understand. Doordash a burger. And a fish sandwich. Have a fap sesh. Have two. Get on 4chan and call people you don't understand or agree with racial slurs, but ERP with them anyways. Goon slowly. Tip your janny. Check in on your gacha girls. Check in on your (you)s. Enjoy the fall.
>>719277792but your entire country are subhumans raping each other?Nice fantasy btw, stop watching blacked porn, fuckboy
>>719277792should i let the austrians know your lonely again?
>>719276981One time I followed a recipe for seafood mac and cheese and it called for nutmeg. Thought it was weird and was blown away by the result. I then learned when making cheesy or creamy dishes NOT following a recipe, which is more enjoyable, to add a touch of nutmeg and it makes a world of difference.
>>719273329God I love ChieI'm buying the P4make day 1 for her
I've made the Arcanum banana bread before.It's breddy gud, I've had better banana bread though.Still haven't actually played Arcanum.
>>719274174He's burned out and a wreck mental healthw-ise, massively. At least he has some sort of excusve unlike Weissman.
>>719277957>>719277978Im sorry, i know you ameribrowns are jealous of us White people, but no need to lash out like this
>>719278316>White people>says the slavorclmao
>>719276565This is clearly a Persona 4 thread, you retarded wannabe jannie
>>719275369kek
>>719278078The Anime does her personality justice but the game really didn't.
Beeef?
>>719278414Poland is central europe, the slavs are to the east
For me it's Food Wishes
>>719273517>Soft boiled eggs For fucks sakes just make sunny side up at that point
>>719273167It's seasoned cheap beef with onions on top of rice with an egg. It's probably one of the most basic foods you could prepare.
>>719274529Because it's funny when it happens to cuck redditor types and now I say "Fagging with Faggish" whenever I see one of his stupid video thumbnails
>>719274529This anon? Raped.
>>719274731This guy definitely got raped in the crisp fall of '22
>>719272923Persona made me want to try proper restaurant ramen, but it just wasn't for me sadly.
>>719279389Hotel? Trivago.
ok, let's start
>I RATE EVERY FOOD ITEM AT WHAT A BIG GAY WORLD DISNEY RIDEThis is your fall back plan, Babish?
>>719272923i tried the cinnamon butterscotch pie from undertale because i got baited by fanboys who said its actually good. it was mediocre.
>>719275384>>719275685>>719275856>>719277341He never said it. It came from a forum post after he died.
nothing is sexier than asian women eating a lot and not gain weight
>>719280898Is there an official recipe or something?Because the dirty truth of pies is that, if it’s not good, you just haven’t made it unhealthy enough.
>>719281053imagine the unprocessed shits where her anus gets torn up by the deep fried bits
>>719275384>have a Negrono thanks
>>719281053>eating delicious food CHALLENGEfuck youI would demolish this "challenge"
>>719273652I love runny eggs and really it's just the nice taste of the yolk. Some people hate it and that's pretty much it. I hate celery, and I despise goat cheese. Just different tastes.
>>719272923Asylum rape status?
>>719281053ironically the burger looks way too unappealing, maybe it's because of the tomato
>>719273832>>719273167It's an indistinct pile of meat scraps that i can't tell what's meat, fat, tallow, the onions added or whatever else and the red tone makes it look undercooked for such thin slices.It just looks unappealing.
>>719272923I had always cooked Ramen until I saw the Undertale genocide line "it's better dry" which made me try it realize you can just bite into the noodle brick and eat it. Still prefer it cooked, but I kinda figured it would be inedible.
Gaping with Kwabish
>>719272923>skim through the video>literally just beef slices boiled in dashi with onions sauce and onionsLook I love beef but there are five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred ways to prepare it that would be better than that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ-QK-16WgA
would you, /v/?
>>719281537Is it true?
>>719274585NTA, but they're common enough that I have a couple of cheap-o containers of them. Once you learn how to use spices even when you're free-stylin a dish you can justify having random shit you buy once then try to use later. I'm trying to find a good use for juniper berries aside from stews and kraut right now, for example. Only thing I'd need to grab for the curry is the beef and some apples with what I have on hand.
What with all the dragon ball mexcrements and their rape fetishes today?
>>719281486Aren’t they pre-cooked and then dried or something? Which is why that works.
>>719281691
>>719281656>Tone's
>>719281752Steamed and deep fried
>>719281691>>719281760why are sumo fighters so hot?
>>719281763Eh, if it's something I don't wind up using a lot it falls into the "good enough" brand. It is wild how even stuff like dried herbs or bayleaf are better from literally anybody else, even those Mexican bulk bags.
>>719281691something about pushing on a knife with your bare hand to smash garlic rubs me the wrong way, id never do it
>>719273517is it true?
>>719281376Probably because it's just a plain burger. Compared to all that shit, the burger is, what, patty, American cheese, onion, and tomato? I don't think I even saw bacon on that.
>>719281901It was a Sopranos reference, not a criticism of the brand, they often get Tony's attention by saying "Ay Tone" in a thicc Jersey accent
>>719281579I've made birria tacos myself once and it was such a pain for one person.But, yes, absolutely.
>>719273517In the sweltering summer of 2022?
>>719281650
there's something so stupid but amusing about big plates
>>719277594>>719277594>YoU mUst bE NeW tO cOoKiNg.>i'M sO fUcKinG sMaRt I knOw fUcKinG eVeRytHinG aBoUt EverYtHinG why are 4channers so fucking annoyingno fucking cock smoking shit "a tiny amount" or "a hint" of sweetness. The whole fucking point I was trying to make about the recipie, is that it goes waaaaay fucking overboard and tastes batshit crazy.The ingredients on the lower left are all that's needed to make it real deal authentic wapanese curry. The ingredients on the right are all entirely optional, "grandma's secret recipie" type additions, and there are waaaaaay too many. You think wine, honey, coffee, chocolate, yogurt, worchestershire, and apple, and butter concocted together sounds good? You'd just eat a bowl of that? It sounds like a recipie a nine year old would come up with.
>>719274238t. Low int coward with no style
>>719272923chigyu
>>719282226More like Smelly of the Yeast Burger cuz you KNOW that pussy finna STANK when she done wit it
>>719282238Vermont curry is one of the more popular pre-packaged rouxs and its whole thing is using grated apple. The only real overboard is the yogurt, butter, and maybe the coffee.
I took a day off work for my mental health. Painted my nails. Got fucked in the butt in a gas station bathroom. My spirit is healed.
>>719282463>its whole thing is using grated applecool, yeah, exactly, add one of those ingredients. Add a hint of honey or chocolate or coffee. The recipe uses a whole kitchen sink and it tastes like it.
>>719273832Lifting weights would not make that bowl of cold slop look appetizing. Give me real food.
>>719274602He fell victim to the YouTube algorithm and has to do whatever he can to keep his channel relevant
>>7192826408 hours eating nothing but bread with sauce on it and breaded chicken? I would consider it but it would be something i'd regret later
>>719282226more like THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST BURGER
>>719282991THE WINDS OF THE KING
>>719282682the other day i had beans and bread for dinner because i wanted to recreate this vid. it is cheap though but good
>>719282226I love food waste
>>719282682>pots a video of literal slop
I hate excessive servings where the container fails at it's one job at containing the food from fucking getting everywhere.
>>719273740Cooking is mostly repetition with slight changes here and there unless you're really trying to make something complex
https://youtu.be/AvlsvB9993w
>>719283114>wasted at least 2 ounces of perfectly fine alcoholBitch is courting death
>>719277940Don't tip your janny (he does it for free)
onigiri are the most autistic snacks to prepare but they are so good
pls stop im trying to lose weight and distract myself from the hunger with video games
>>719283224>Americans think that the milk from the divine realm of Hyrule is just their heavily processed milk (with added sugar), creamer, and even more sugarWhat?
>>719283342Onigiri are delicious especially if you make them with actual vinegared rice and not just steamed rice and have fresh baked salmon inside, wrapped with nori but the hand forming shit is too far for me, I will always cheat.
>the heat of the meat cooks the eggFuck off.
>>719274602he got bigger than he ever thought he would, got lazy, and cashed out. His videos started to get stale a while ago and instead of just fading out gracefully or doing something actually interesting he instead decided to start chasing clickbait algorithm bullshit and made the channel more self referential and circlejerky.
is gyudon just philly cheese steak without the cheese and with rice instead of bread?
>>719273740cooking is easy, it just takes a bit of practice. Dont be afraid to experiement. Taste what you have in your spice rack on its own, then taste what you think would go well together. Once you have a reference for what things taste like its really *really* easy to just make whatever bullshit comes to mind with whatever you have. Cooking is easy - the worst advice on learning how to cook is "just follow the recipe" because you'll never actually learn. You save so much fucking money as well once you learn how to cook well.>>719276981because they're lazy and retarded, just like you for saying "just follow a recipe". The "hmm a pinch of nutmeg" example is fucking retarded because it really isnt that hard to get to that point. Most people just never bother trying because they are told its hard or its scary and are afraid to actually experiement with it ever.
>>719278110Came to post this, but I have actually played the game.
>>719275384>tip your serverlost me there, sorry
>>719281939why thoIt's just a more efficient way of smashing it without making a mess, there's even a type of asian knife resembling a slightly differently shaped cleaver and it's designed for crushing food with the blade
>>719281053I get angry just thinking about the fact that all that food is going to get vomited into a toilet.
>cringing with reddish
>>719273517Based>Killer is Dead soft boiled eggHOLY BASED
>>719278736how come most of asian food look fatty as fuck but chinks are slim
>>719274182some dude jizzed on his face
>>719274502I have not watched him much or for long, but of what I have seen I don't get humble or charming from him. I get an over-inflated ego is what I clock from him.
>>719286467If you want nice and humble check out Cooking With Dog. Unfortunately the show has slowed down since Chef (the woman host) broke her arm and Francis (the dog) passed a few years ago, but she kept cooking with a plushie of him with her son doing the voice over for Francishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_hbPLsZvvo
>ctrl+f "rape">24 matches>10% of the thread Impressive.
>>719286467I watched his videos when he first started out. Back then, he would give self-deprecating commentary and show his mistakes. It was good insight into practical cooking, even if most of the dishes he was cooking were anything but.After he achieved some financial success with the channel, his ego started blowing up. I think he made a video about giving a family member a car or something, and that's when I unsubscribed.
>>719283342How are people just ignoring the fact he's molested every surface area of every singular grain of rice with his sweaty, disgusting man hands and the product was obviously not cooked at the end to cleanse all the germs? You're eating his fucking dead skin and germs.
>>719287212typically this stuff is made by your mother/relative/or just you because it's so easy. if you're buying onigiri you fucked up in life, that's like buying grilled cheese.
>>719287212kore wa FLAVOR desu
>>719286596>but she kept cooking with a plushie of him with her son doing the voice over for Francis;_;
>>719274602He got raped.
>>719275384Don't tip outside of America. People forget he was giving this advice to Americans.
>>719273832>powershitter roidtranny thinks he's high test for eating lardjust have a heart attack and die off already
>>719283638Then here's a little something to kill your appetite.
>>719287212It's called that guy washing his hands first and you having a functional immune system.
>>719282640>eats pizza for 8 hours straight>doesn't show huge bloated gut at the endWhat's even the point?
>>719287663I'm sure you won't get sick if I pissed in your mouth but that doesn't mean you should drink it.
>>719278736Damn I wish cute stuff was allowed outside of Japan.>>719286124They eat less of it on average. If you go to T&T the "Jumbo" family size bag of Calbee chips is like 1/6th the size of a "mega snack pack" bag of Ruffles chips from costco.A pack of shrimp filled rice noodles (those flat ones that look like wraps) is tiny in actual content compared to a regular bag of gray large shrimp from superstore.
>>719287735Are you a cute girl?
>>719287735If you think those are equivalent then it says everything about your personal lack of hygiene. Go take a shower and wash your clothes.
what are some easy recipes for a dumbass to get more used to cooking
>>719272923Gonna be shiting bricks if I eat this
>>719286124They eat less and walk/bike more.
>>719287881Stir fry. It's hard to mess up. It's balanced with plenty of greens and shit. And you get a lot of knife skill practice chopping up all the veg and meat.
>>719287881Depends on what kind of food you like. Variations on curry are usually pretty easy because it's just frying some aromatics, browning meat, and simmering it all in sauce with a bunch of spices. As a tip, most of proper cooking is just prepping everything in the right order ahead of time so you're not scrambling to prep something while your onions are burning.
>>719275384>New York insect people need reminders for how to act like a humanPathetic
>>719287881I love making this, probably make it like 3-4 times a monthhttps://www.mygreekdish.com/recipe/giouvetsi-beef-stew-with-orzo-pasta/Also this is delicioushttps://downshiftology.com/recipes/shakshuka/
>>719273147Fag.
>>719281053They should gain weight.
>>719287881If you have a grill, marinaded beef or chicken thighs.
>>719287881Tacos or nachosAny "sheet pan dinner" (i.e. stick a bunch of stuff on a pan with oil and bake)A steak with pan sauce (use good butter)Slightly more advanced:Pizza (the dough takes at least 24 hours, so plan ahead)Many soups and stews (these will be okay at first, but there are a ton of little things you learn as you do them more)A marinara sauce from scratch
Giant burgers are fucking retarded because the ingredient sizes for a good burger don't scale linearly If you want more burger just eat multiple regular sized ones
>>719287881egg fried riceeggfryricecan't mess it up, fuyioh
>>719281075no official recipe that i know of
>>719287881pizza is surprisingly easy to make if you can buy dough balls and pizza sauce at your local grocery store. Here's one I made in a regular oven using pre-shredded bagged cheese, jarred pizza sauce, a Metro pizza dough ball, some veggies I sliced on a mandolin and pepperoni slices from the deli counter.
>>719287881Casseroles>very forgiving dish for beginners>good filling meal>basic recipe is simple>infinite possible variations depending on your taste and mood once you're ready to experiment moreRoast chicken>can be done with as little as 3 ingredients>teaches you patience and to trust the process>lots of variety here as well once you're confident in the basics
>>719288364Sounds good lemme grab my chili jam
>>719288732Cease
>>719274140it doesn't you are just a low social status person
>>719286270Was this before or after he recreated the mayonnaise moneyshot from Spongebob for a video?
if you're trying to learn how to cook invest in an oven safe probe thermometer. you will never have to worry about burning a roast or undercooking your chicken.
>>719287881Most things you can just throw into a frying pan and it'll be done when it looks done. You're gonna be cooking pretty much everything on medium heat. There's a book called "The Quick and Easy College Cookbook" that can unironically teach you a lot of basics
>>719287881cook eggs a few different ways, scrambled, over easy, boiledcook potatoes a few different ways, fried, mashed, bakedtake ground beef, make burgers, chop up + gravy serve over rice / mashed potatoes, look up a homemade hamburger helper recipecook a steakidk your stove but I've had several and most work fine with the heat set at 4-5 and waiting a minute or twoI'm basic myself but I can atleast do all of the above and have stuff for the week but like if you understand meat + gravy(from scratch) you can probably figure out that curry isn't too much differentif you're absolutely retarded an easy work week meal I do is Smoked sausage 1lb, spanish rice 10oz, 1 can diced roasted tomatoes, add a can of corn if you need more fillercook sausage then cut, simmer rice + tomatoes for 25m~, mix and eat
>>719287713It's fake, retard, it's biologically impossible to eat that much slop and not get bloated as fuck to the point you can't eat anymore unless you're already a fatass
>>719286124Try not stuffing your face constantly.
I wanted to learn ramen cause I was a weebYears later I can make a sublime tonkotsu and barely give a shit about anime anymore
>>719273517>recipe for soft boil eggsanyone got a good recipe for cereal?
>>719276641what video game does the "lol he was raped in a psych ward" recipe come from?
>>719287881Add some msg to everything
>>719282226Yes. Borgers that big are a visual spectacle. You order it as a joke, but when it comes to actually eating it you find out it's a fucking sloppy gross mess and you should've just ordered a normal burger.
>want to cook anything>no door to the kitchen in my apartment>my stupid cat tries to eat anything in sight, to to point i had to install childproof locks on my fridge and cupboards to keep him outWhat do?
>>719273446T. Niko Oneshot
>>719291940YWNBAW, stop having a cat and get a loyal and trainable dog.
>>719275384>tip your server
>Try to get help with a mental health>Get rapedAmerican healthcare lmao
>>719283342that's a terrible looking jelly donut
>>719283342I prefer the bamboo leaf wrapped steamed chinese ones filled with the weird meat she hangs in the basement
>>719287212Have you ever eaten at a restaurant?It's called "washing your hands". It's cleaner than gloves because there's no cross contamination
i would rail the long haired milf on AMERICA'S TEST KITCHEN
>>719282639I want you to know I read this post.
Oh sweet, a /ck/ thread on /v/! But alas...I cannot enjoy these threads anymore for I am Compound GLP-1 and thus lack the gargantuan appetite that I once had. Nowadays I struggle to consume 1,000 calories, and most of my meals are protein shakes and crackers with meat/cheese. I have currently lost 12lbs and need to lose 25-30 more pounds. Instead of consuming large quantities of food to get dopamine fixes, I have now started learning to not rely on food for happiness. I still jack off a lot and play video games, but eating has now been taken out of that rotation. I must admit, it is depressing, but the benefits will be more than worth it.
Qrd on rape? This is the first I’ve heard of it
>>719274602What other distinctive foods from popular tv series or movies are there for him to make anymore?
>>719294364been going on in societies for many millenniaaside from the rapist most people don't care for it
>>719287608This is the only thing I've ever seen that I think I MIGHT like that Ja/ck/ ever made. It looks insane, but the finished product made me think it would taste good. I wonder if anyone actually ever tried to make it? I figured a handful of people must have and would have shared their experience on the internet? It looks simply to make...I mean Jack literally shows you every ingredient and how to prepare it step by step.
>>719272923Chili Dogs.
>>719286596>Cooking With Dog>Asian Chef
>>719286596christ this is sad
>>719278110>>719285046classic arcanum fans
>>719287881If you buy a big cooking scale, then baking is actually super easy. These days the meta is actually to not knead bread dough and instead to just mix it up and leave it overnight and let the yeast 'knead' itself. And it totally works. Literally just following instructions and then you get a loaf of bread at the end.
I tried to make the polski apple pie from Helltaker once but it didn't turn out. I bake better pies with traditional butter crust anyway.
>>719275024this meme just gets posted whenever the fuck now, you're a retard for thinking it applies hereyou're the nigger
>>719294586KEK
>>719281121
>>719292018My apartment doesn't allow dogs, retard. What now?
>>719273517>>719276523>>719282639>>719289529How exactly do we know he doesn't get off on telling people he got raped when he does stuff like this?
>>719281053>and not gain weightthat's literally the whole fucking point of this fetish
Why did Bumming with Brapish announce to the world that another man raped him? Is there anything more embarrassing or emasculating? Does he secretly get off on the memory?
>>719272923Sort of, on June 23rd every year I make Sonic themed meals.I have been trying to think of different ways to make different kinds of Chili Dogs from around the world with their own flair like they did in Sonic Unleashed.
>>719273147What if i shape it like a penis? that should make your mouth water and want to gobble it up without chewing.
>>719297602Exactly. Ask yourself why you someone would make a video of themselves bringing themselves to their knees and spray a white liquid into their mouth and then upload it for everyone to see as it dribbles from their mouth, now imagine if it were a woman and see it for what it really is
>>719282682Why is the hobo-looking/tranny dude so dirty and sweaty? Is that all the dogshit cameras of old could catch? Seems borin
>>719298462I can't tell if this is supposed to be bair or you're just generally retarded.
>>719296945He consented to getting fucked in the ass, he only claimed he was raped after he contacted HIV
>>719274182Crust status?
>>719298668Consider that his wife supposedly divorced him after this incident and this isn't unlikely as it may seem at a glance
>719298720More holes than SpongeBob
>>719298968????
>>719299148He got raped so hard he has multiple holes in his body
>>719272923He's a homo. Anything they make is bad automatically
>>719294506This is how eggman gets him for real
>>719272923just fuck my gallbladder up
>>719299185That explains why you're such a failure.It all makes sense now.You were clearly created by homos.
>>719275384
>>719275679His channel avatar screams reddit
Babish is a faggotWatch Jean-Pierre and learn to cook properly
>>719275384>have a NegroniKWAB
>>719275797He's 38 I'm 34 as have it too, but not as bad as he. I guess it's all that time sitting on your ass playing vidya
>>719299920That greedy bitch Kevin Nash had a whole pack of 'em
>>719299817Oh spare me this bullshit.Most iconic dishes from around the world were created by poor people who had to use what little they have and try to make things from those leftovers.Cooking is literally the most overhyped thing in the modern world next to fashion. I would even argue cooking should be taught in public schools because even children can learn how to make things that don't come pre made or a drive thru.
>>719274150Fantastic is a big word but yeah it was good and fulfilling, serve quickly during job breaks
>>719291510/v/ are futa homo niggers obsessing over ass, sniffing farts and rimmingSo maybe it is on topic afterall
>>719300036Is this a bot post?
>>719300140I don't think trying to make new stuff out of veggies is bad, just don't call it chicken.Like a tranny, don't call yourself something you're not."Beyond" foods is the trans of food.
>>719300036>Most iconic dishes from around the world were created by poor peopleNo one said you had to be rich to cook good food.>Cooking is literally the most overhyped thing in the modern world next to fashion.And yet most of /v/ can't cook.
>>719281579>Amerishart everytime he sees dangling snot cheese
>>719300172What makes you think my post was a bot post?>>719300232>No one said you had to be rich to cook good food.See that's the problem; they act like you need to pay a lot of money to learn how.>And yet most of /v/ can't cook.You don't actually know this though. If they are not cooking it's because they don't care what goes in themselves. That has nothing to do with the cooking aspect.
>>719273517Gee, who could've guessed something like that would eventually happen...
>>719300340>they act like you need to pay a lot of money to learn how.Where?
>>719300408kek
>>719300438Kid, it's called culinary school. Jesus christ you're a dumb ass.
>>719282238You have never cooked before lil bro, pipe down.
>>719282226>Cross section reveal
>>719300479He's on youtube retard
>>719282563Female "humor"
>>719300573That's not what you asked me you dumb little shit. Way to miss the fucking point I was making. Part of me hopes we're not anonymous anymore just so I know who the dumb asses are on here so I can avoid them.
>>719300585This is them copying a scene from the Simpsons
>>719300627You have made up an imaginary strawman in your head. Take your meds.
>>719300674Well then you're clearly just an illusion, but at least I know how to fucking read unlike you.
>>719282682>Enjoys his meal thoroughly>Ewww yuck blargh i'm gonna pukeSoi mexicans
>>719282640>I ate crappy food for 8 hours and didn't get kicked out because the min. wage staff didn't careSo?
>>719298462>trannyDude he looks like a chad.Trannoids are disgusting ugly vermin
>>719299817ONYO
>>719297813He was just imitating the bit from Spongebob, unc, it ain't that deep
>babishIs it true?
KWABitch
I feel like a horrible person whenever I laugh at a man getting raped but the absurdity of the situation makes it hard to take seriously; a guy who fits the söy phenotype willingly became an inpatient at a mental institution where he was raped in the sweltering summer of 2022, this seems like the kind of thing that would just be a 4chan shitpost but it actually happened.
>>719278214>He's burned outgot raped and gaped>>719274174yuros eat human shit
>>719287881Most soups and stews are pretty easy. If you've literally never cooked before, just try a simple chicken noodle soup recipe.>Cut chicken into chunks>Cut onion, carrot, celery into chunks>Simmer in chicken stock and/or water until tender>While cooking, add salt and pepper to taste, plus a bay leaf and whatever other seasonings strike your fancy (I like garlic and various herbs)>Cook noodles separately, then prepare (this prevents the pasta from getting squishy when you store leftovers)Chicken is typically pretty cheap as well, so you can learn a lot of different ways to cook it without too much risk.
>>719274602>What did Babish mean by this?hes putting as much distance between himself an poc as possibleafter the jeetcident
>>719294434this is actually the answeralso there are only so many "normal food from fiction that i make from scratch + with premium ingredients" you can dolike i have seen so many of his "ok yeh its just a sandwich, but lets make the bread from scratch this time!" videos, shit gets really boring.
>>719301730It was a jeet?
>>719291940Very cute cat, anon.If you keep your bench clear while you cook (which you should be doing anyway) you don't usually need to leave food lying around. And if you do you've got a fridge and cupboards.
>>719301131>multitudes of different 'bits' he could have done instead>picks the gayest oneWhat did he mean by this?
Literal goyslop
>i have to make food from cartoons every now and then for lots of money AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE
>>719302016i mean Sohla El-Waylly
I have to say, Tasting History is literally a faggot but his videos are still enjoyable.
>>719302916Adam Ragusea is literally straight but he acts like more of a faggot than Tasting History
>>719302916Why do these shitty youtubers even have to mention it? It's so off-putting. I don't want to know you suck dick and take a dick up your aids ridden asshole. Homos are so nasty, god damn
>>719303020He did not mention it in any of his "tasting history" videos.The bigger question is why do we let angry people like you to exist? You clearly have the traits of a mass shooter.
>>719300503"You have never cooked before lil bro, pipe down."
>>719302980Adam is pure reddit. So fucking annoying. His fans are even more cringe, trying to imitate how he speaks
>>719303113>His fans are even more cringe, trying to imitate how he speaksWho?
>>719303113Mark from YIIK should have a cooking channel
>>719303073He did mention it and I stopped watching his videos for a while because it was so off-putting. I do enjoy his videos when he's not talking about his private sodomy life
>>719303196If that triggers you so much, you need therapy.
>>719303196Nothing against gay people personally, but the fact that he cooks makes it more off-putting for me than if he was a faggot making random video essays or whatever. Fact is, sodomites are just inherently unclean all the time and shouldn't be handling food. They have chronic buildup of bacteria under their fingernails from sticking their fingers into buttholes, the kind that doesn't go away just from washing hands. I don't eat out anymore because my city has enough faggots that I know it's statistically likely I'll be eating shit particles.
>>719303417What the fuck are you going on about?
>>719303220Anon, scientific studies have found that for the average heterosexual male, being exposed to imagery of two men kissing triggers the same level of disgust response in the brain that seeing maggots does. I say this as someone so desensitized to most things that I couldn't give a shit. It's just biological fact.
>>719303456I'm talking about shit particles, are you illiterate?
>>719303476Then why does it bother you but not bother me?
>>719303491Apparently because to me you just said a bunch of nonsense that goes against all logic and science.
>>719303531Explain how I'm wrong then, science boy
>>719272923I once did an autistic thing where I did a 24h 100% run of Majora's Mask, and I had 4 drinks in large mason jars to mimic the bottles you get in-game, and would drink each one periodically throughout the game. I had a red potion, green potion, blue potion and my own version of Chateau Romani. The red potion was Faygo Redpop, the green potion was Jones Green Apple, the blue potion was Mountain Dew Voltage, and the Chateau Romani was made of milk, nutmeg, cinnamon, vanilla ice cream and Irish Cream.
>>719303504I literally said it doesn't bother me because of my own desensitization to most things, you illiterate retard. It probably doesn't bother YOU because you're actually gay.
>>719303559>Jones Green Applethe blue potion should have been jones blue bubblegumduring highschool for lunch half the time I'd walk across the street and get a gas station hoagie and a blue bubblegum soda, that shit was fucking good
>>719303557Well for starters you can wash off feces particles. You also get feces particles touching things that other people have touched. Straight men also give women anal pleasure too.Do I need to keep going you obviously coo coo mother fucker?
>>719303563Pretty sure it doesn't bother me because what alternative does a gay person have? Being alone for the rest of their life?
>>719275243Because he just wants to be your friend.
>>719275384>negroni >not a Singapore Sling*taps noose*
>>719303113if I was the dude that wrote this comment I would print and frame this lol
>>719303616>Well for starters you can wash off feces particlesIt's chronic and ingrained like I said. Have you ever eaten cheetos or some other goyslop like that, and you wash your hands, but your fingers are still stained? It's like that, but invisible.>You also get feces particles touching things that other people have touchedMaybe if you live in India>Straight men also give women anal pleasure tooThis isn't as common as porn would have you believe. But yes, the proliferation of degenerate sex culture spearheaded by the LGBT movement has made sodomy semi-mainstream even for straight people. It's a shame, and I wouldn't eat food prepared by a straight sodmite either. I wish there was a way to easily tell if a straight person engages in anal. Gays at least are easy to spot.
>>719303775Why? The guy he's replying to was being a douche for no reason.
>>719303775He wrote another unhinged fucking essay of a comment later in that thread lol
>>719303616>"Straight men also give women anal pleasure too">"coo coo" instead of "cuckoo"tell me you're a retarded zoomer with holes in his brain from porn consumption without actually saying the words>>719303647nigger you're retarded and lack the capacity for abstract thought, what you just said has nothing to do with what I saidalso there is an entire sub movement of gay men that traditionally eschewed sodomy for penis on penis contact for cleanliness and safety, before living with AIDS became normalbut you're a subhuman retard zoomer who wouldn't know that
Anyone ever tried one of those gimmick vidya cookbooks?
>>719303817>It's chronic and ingrained like I said. Have you ever eaten cheetos or some other goyslop like that, and you wash your hands, but your fingers are still stained? It's like that, but invisible.This is false, where are you getting this data from?>Maybe if you live in IndiaFalse, anyone who wipes their ass and doesn't wash their hands will leave shit particles on anything they touch. This is not complicated to understand.>This isn't as common as porn would have you believe. But yes, the proliferation of degenerate sex culture spearheaded by the LGBT movement has made sodomy semi-mainstream even for straight people. It's a shame, and I wouldn't eat food prepared by a straight sodmite either. I wish there was a way to easily tell if a straight person engages in anal. Gays at least are easy to spot.Like I said, you can get all sorts of particles on you on a daily basis. Shaking hands. Touching things others have. Using the bathroom in a public area (especially that).You can even breath in feces particles just by it being there in the air.Are you done being crazy?
>>719273517Set water to boil, have eggs In there before the water boils. Keep in there 13 minutes then take it out, let it cool and crack shells. Perfect hard boiled eggs
>>719303874I did not misuse the term coo coo.>also there is an entire sub movement of gay men that traditionally eschewed sodomy for penis on penis contact for cleanliness and safety, before living with AIDS became normalbut you're a subhuman retard zoomer who wouldn't know thatStraight people pass things too including AIDS. What's your point exactly?>Y-y-you're a zoomerI wish
>>719273056Why does anyone watch that numale Babbish? His grating bitch voice is annoying AND NOTHING he does is better or different than the tons of other jewtube "cooks". I learned everything with cookbooks and practice. It's the easiest thing to learn. But I guess some of you love watching faggots like yourself.
>>719304039>Why does anyone watch that numale Babbish?>numale>implying you're not a manchild yourself.Pot meet kettle.
>>719303220No, you little faggot. You need brain reconstruction, you self annihilating little satan worshipper
>>719303948>anyone who wipes their ass and doesn't wash their handsSo in other words, Indians. I can't believe I have to explain this, but most everyone washes their hands after shitting in the first world. It's ingrained in us from a young age. You're clearly a dumb fucking disgusting third worlder and it shows in your retarded opinions.
>>719304093Based on what? >SatanWe're just bringing imaginary things into this discussion now?
>>719298462>can't stop thinking about troons every waking hour
>>719304134Why are you assuming no one else does not wash their hands after using the bathroom?It's like you have this weird angle you're trying to push but for some reason seems oblivious there's plenty of people of all races, sex and ages who does not wash their hands after using the bathroom.
>>7192731674u
you'd think we would have a fun thread of people posting their food recipes but instead its like 5 people with mental illnesses arguing about youtubers
>>719304227It happens EVERYTIME someone posts something in their pic.They have autism and ADHD.
This thread confirmed that v is full of literal faggots who are low test on estrogen with bitch tits
>>719304270So you'll be leaving /v/ right?Right anon?Right?You'll be gone?One less person I don't have to engage conversation with?Right?
>>719304186Your angle is to bring everyone down to the level of sodomites by implying everyone is as unclean as them. I'm sorry but no one is buying this bullshit. I'll indulge you though, let's pretend the entire world is as disgusting as you are, Rajneesh, and they don't wash their hands after shitting. All other factors being held equal, sodomites still would have MORE shit on their hands MORE of the time and have more of a chronic buildup (like cheeto-stained fingers) than non-sodomites would, because they actively stick their fingers INSIDE buttholes, It's very simple, moron. You have to actively ignore blatantly observable reality to think that the sodomite lifestyle has the same level of cleanliness as the general public.
>this thread is still up.The fuck we got mods for?
>>719304378>Doesn't understand science>Doesn't understand how bacteria and germs spread.>Ignores everything I just said.>Hyper focuses on indians for some reason.Can you just admit you're insane? You're either legit out of your mind or shitposting. I never said Indians were not unclean when it comes to sanitation.You went from gays to Indians. You moved the goalposts because you got spanked via not knowing jack shit about the very thing you originally was bitching about that happens to literally anyone.
>>719283342I love spam musubi but I don't bother actually forming it I just dice the spam, marinate and fry it then eat it over rice with furikake.
>>719304487I'm ragging on Indians because it's funny, but that's not the core of what I'm talking about. You hyper focus on my indian comment while ignoring everything else I said. Because you can't refute the blatant, plain-ass fact of reality that STICKING FINGERS INSIDE BUTTHOLES IS FILTHY.Do I need to fucking brainwash you clockwork orange style to get this point through your thick, Cubano skull? Can you at least acknowledge that please? Repeat after me.STICKING FINGERS INSIDE BUTTHOLES IS FILTHYSTICKING FINGERS INSIDE BUTTHOLES IS FILTHYSTICKING FINGERS INSIDE BUTTHOLES IS FILTHY
>>719304667Well yeah but I never known anyone who does what you're claiming.You're just making shit up because you're a weirdo.
>>719304667just wash your hands ocd nigga like just grab some soap brother
>>719304667Mouth is more dirty than the asshole is. Do you see people not kissing because of that?
>>719304713Ok, I'm making up that anal fingering exists. I could point you to a mountain of pornographic evidence, but you're clearly not arguing in good faith anymore.>>719304717Yeah let me just wash the food my faggot chef prepared with soap, that'll help
>>719304798Mouth is dirtier than the asshole is.
>>719304798>Yeah let me just wash the food my faggot chef prepared with soap, that'll helpIf they're a chef, they definitely are washing their hands. That's literally the whole point of being a chef is to be aware of food safety.
>>719304757>>719304814That's completely untrue, fucker. The absolute gaslighting here is astounding.
>>719304857>The mouth is generally considered to be more dirty than the butthole in terms of bacterial load. The oral cavity contains over 700 different species of bacteria, which can lead to various health issues if not properly maintained. In contrast, the butthole, while also a site of microbial activity, typically has a lower bacterial density and is less prone to harmful pathogens. However, both areas can harbor beneficial bacteria that contribute to overall health, and maintaining good hygiene is essential for both.YAAAWWWN, you're one dumb loser.
>>719272923>offtopic youtube man threadKill yourselves
>>719304851The sodomite chef's hands won't be clean after washing his hands with soap. There's still an invisible "stain" of bacteria from his boyfriend's rectum. Like a cheeto stain that won't come out with soap no matter how hard you wash.
>>719273517>>719273902>>719274182>>719274502This is NOT what I expected coming into this thread. What the FUCK.>>719274939KWAB
>>719304890Who are you quoting? An AI summary from Google?
>>719304942I can't take you seriously, you're just being obnoxious at this point.>Like a cheeto stain that won't come out with soap no matter how hard you wash.Kid if that was true I'd still have it on me you dumb ass.
>>719283342That looks like a kind of food that’s easy to carry around.
>>719304978Yes, the cheeto stain comes out naturally over a long period of time. But guess what, if you ate cheetos literally every day, your hands would effectively be stained permanently. Such is the case with the sodomite who performs these filthy anal activities nightly.
>>719274548where does this information come from?
>>719304965Yes that consists of multiple websites that confirm what I posted.What sources do you have that says otherwise?
>>719305043>Yes, the cheeto stain comes out naturally over a long period of timeLol shut the fuck up kid
>>719305054Lol fucking retard. You posted a fucking AI summary as if it's any kind of authoritative source. Your credibility is cooked, get the fuck out of here.
>>719305102Prove I'm wrong then. Where is your source? I won't ask again. You're obviously trolling.
>>719305089Ok you're not even trying to argue now. I made a good point here >>719305043 and unless you actually make an effort to refute that, I will be accepting this as your concession.
>>719305136Kid, you're just saying random goofy shit your shizo mind conjured up. You have no evidence of this.
>>719305135Kill yourself bitch, AI niggers like you aren't worth the time of day.
>>719305208Says the time wasting troll. How ironic.
>>719305184Stick your finger up your ass right now and then smell it. There's your evidence.
>>719272923This and cheesy beef bowl ChigyuJapanese goyslop is the best.
>>719303073He does in his wedding cake video iirchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdWcPvZg6WcHonestly if there's a cooking channel and the man acts a bit too fruity then it's always cause for suspicion. See "Preppy Kitchen" for another example.Shame about Tasting History though. Still watch his videos but was devastated to know he's a fag and I remember it every time I see him.
>>719305254I'm not here to stimulate any arousal from you.
>>719305295>was devastated to know he's a fag and I remember it every time I see him.peak schizo behaviour
>>719305305Even after all we've been through? I really thought we had a connection here :(
>>719305295>Still watch his videos but was devastated to know he's a fag and I remember it every time I see him.>but was devastatedDude YOU sound like a fag. Why would it matter if he's gay or not? Are you religious or something?
>>719305295>Still watch his videos but was devastated to know he's a fag and I remember it every time I see him.You're not insane for feeling this way, despite the other anons who are gaslighting you. Your feelings are...valid...
>>719293597>Have you ever eaten at a restaurant?its crazy how many people think that anybody at any real restaurant is cooking with gloves
>>719305994The only time cooks or bakers would need to use gloves is when handling bread.
>>719274624Lmao since when? Even in medieval times peasant eat chicken once once a year if they are lucky while knights feast on beef before and after battle.
>>719275243I just put butter into everything now. Everything is better with butter.
>>719281395>tranny hates high protein mealssounds typical
>>719301730QRD, I only watched that guy once or two at most and seeing his nail paint got spammed on /tv/
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>>719306382>>719302858
>>719287537this
>>719273652>splashfucking retardhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/rPos1zZ6X8c
>>719299582>Servers in the US are paid $2 to $3 per hour because restaurants are permitted to bypass the federal minimum requirements.Unironically not my problem. It shouldn't be my responsibility to cover the government's incompetence.
>>719294478i've seen a bunch of videos making it but they all go in with the idea of making fun of it so i don't know if they fake hating it for the camera but i doubt it
>>719272923To actually keep on topic, there was a redditor who, for some reason, remade dozens of RuneScape dishes and some of them looked vile.
fuck you you stupid faggots now I'm hungry, AGAIN, go on without me /fit/ bros... I'm ngmi
>>719300140I loved how these guys unintentionally vilified veganism more than previously thought possible just by taking this retarded selfie.
>>719307583... and some looked surprisingly good, despite the unhinged concepts (frog burgers, "green gloop soup")
>>719282682>Terence Hill starved himself for two days to give this scene more authenticityit's also /v/ related
>>719273056>>719274174>>719274602Alvin wouldn't be so bad if he had 1/3rd of the creativity that Babish had. His recreations are so boring as a result of not being able to visualize the apple in his head.
>>719305343>>719305383>>719305442What's the issue here?If all you visualize when you read the word "devastated" is a numale redditor bawling his eyes out over petty shit then that's on (You)Either that or you lot are homos up in arms over being shat on.
>>719307961Homosexuals have existed since the dawn of mankind, it was not until religious made them into bad people.Multiple instances of animals showing homosexual behavior.No where in nature does it ever say "Hey, don't do that".You were told it wasn't okay. You were told you can't be yourself. You were taught and are controlled by ideologies that are more recent in the modern era.If the goal of the average person is to live a happy life. You are telling people who are simply born attracted to the same sex they are "wrong" when there is no evidence that homosexuals are "wrong".So yeah, it's a little weird you're "devastated" and suddenly dislike someone you enjoyed watching because of it.
>>719308147go spread aids somewhere else
>>719308262You can use the same excuses but apparently you don't seem to realize everyone spreads aids/hiv.You're not a perfect person and your stance on such things is juvenile and uneducated.
>>719308304whatever FAG
>>719308147>No where in nature does it ever say "Hey, don't do that"Actually the literal shit in hole that homos try to fuck is a pretty clear way of nature saying not to do that, retarded sodomite.
>>719308320I'm not a homosexual.>>719308327Not true, plenty of animals do the samething. Straight men even fuck women in the ass. Prisoners rape men in the ass because there is no women around.
>>719273056Babbish was already a faggot, wdym
>>719300408based
>>719308379>plenty of animals do the samething. Straight men even fuck women in the ass. Prisoners rape men in the ass because there is no women around....And? That doesn't refute anything. I think you got a brain eating parasite from rimming your boyfriend
>>719308501Well if you have been paying attention (Which you haven't because I know you're that obnoxious shit posting kid from earlier). You would realize that you're not very clever or witty.All your "arguments" have just been nonsense. If I was a mod, I would ban you myself under the assumption you're not old enough to be on this site.
>>719300408>Troonettethe jokes are writing themselves
>>719272923I've made a couple of recipes from the Official Elder Scrolls Cookbook. The horker loaf was really tasty
>>719308564Good to know you're the same sodomite who was making these same shitty retarded "arguments" earlier. It would be unlikely to see two separate imbeciles of this caliber in the same thread. I'd ban you too since you obviously are underage yourself.
>>719308564> I would ban you!hahaha, what a little faggot you're
>>719308684Good job admitting you're the same moron. Still here. Still being obnoxious and shit posting.You're a loser.
>>719308706Children should not be on this site, I want to make that perfectly clear. Way too many kids have come to this site and act like it's Gamefaqs or something.It's painfully obvious who the underage kids are here when they shit post for hours at a time and make no actual attempt at conversation.Your parents are shit at raising you and if you are old enough to be here you have not matured at all.
>>719308723>Good job admitting you're the same moronWhy would I hide my identity? I have nothing to be ashamed of. My arguments were airtight and no one provided an adequate refutation. Unlike you, who got BTFO'd and had to go lick your wounds and wait for the other guys to leave before you could come back to keep spouting your highschool grade understanding of homosexuality.
>>719308820I have posted and proven numerous times you're wrong about your complaints.You ignored them because you're not here for information. You're here to be annoying. Like a child would with too much free time.You're just annoying because you have nothing to do in your life and felt the need to address things off topic completely.
The Sinner Sandwich from Deadly Premonition, took the recipe from a defunct blog all about turning game food into recipes.This one is very simple but I recommend it.>cook turkey stripes, nothing fancy, just salt>put them on a side of the sandwich with butter>on the other side, Strawberry jam and simple cornflakes (not frosted)Is odd, but you can taste everything and at the same time a new flavour arises.I once saw by a friend the Warcraft cookbook, very pretty looking (pic related) wonder if I can find the PDF online.
>>719308778and disgusting sodomites such as yourself should be hanged from a tree or lamp post
>>719300408I hope he doesn’t sho
>>719309012Well good thing you're too lazy to do it yourself so I guess you better sit back and seethe like the pathetic useless loser that you are.
>>719308878A) It's not off topic to the thread. It's a Babish thread, and I'm sure an uncultured little highschooler like you doesn't understand why homosexuality is related to that. Rest assured, it is.B) Your idea of "proving" that I'm wrong is to make the utterly absurd assertion that someone who regularly sticks his fingers inside assholes every day is just as clean as a normal person who doesn't do that. Only a fool with no common sense, like yourself, would fall for such a retarded statement.C) I'm not here to be annoying, but you're right that I'm not here "for information". There's no useful information that a brainlet highschooler reprobate sodomite like you could teach me, as you've repeatedly proven by proudly displaying your mental handicap in every one of your inane posts.
>>719309142You have no proof of any claims, you're just saying random hateful things to annoy people.
>>719309065except you're the one who's seethingi'm just a shitposting "child with too much free time"
>>719307670Wait, was that the birth of the basedjak pointing at thing?
>>719309198Shit is disgusting and unclean>ERM...YOU GOT A SOURCE FOR THAT, BUDDY?>DO YOU HAVE A PEER REVIEWED PAPER SHOWING THAT SHIT IS GROSS?
>>719309224The only thing I'm seething about is I can't send your ass to the ban wagon.
>>719309275Saliva is disgusting and unclean too, that hasn't stopped people from making out and performing oral sex.
>>719309304Fantasizing about banning people and having mod powers on this site is SUCH an underage-coded thing to admit to. You really have no idea how bad this looks.
>>719309338Every one of your arguments relies on disregarding any and all common sense. You're such a fucking redditor jesus christ,
>>719309368No, it's someone fed up with low IQ quips from people like you who should not be here. That simple.
>>719309423Are you claiming the ass is dirtier than the mouth? If so, post source of your claim please.
>>719309227Yep. They're internet legends, albeit, not in the way they wanted.
>>719274529Kevin Nash was the progenitor
>>719309454The sky is blue>ERM...SOURCE?
>>719309527Still waiting.
>>719272923I made the helltaker pancakes. They were good but too sweet for me. Never made pancakes again
>>719309558I thought only underage kids had time to wait?
>>719309580I'm curious what's taking you so long. All you have to do is provide the source of your claims and if it's actually backed by science I have no problem apologizing. Plus it allows me to adapt and learn something new.I always have time to learn things if the source is reliable information by professionals in the field of said topic.
>>719287881Spaghetti is the obvious one. Bonus tip to add a lot of salt to the water while boiling and a little bit of butter and Parmesan to the pasta after boiling.Chicken Fajitas are also pretty simple.
>>719309691>He thinks boxed spaghetti and premade sauce is "cooking".
>>719309650Alright you quadruple vaxxed cattle. Actually I'll do you one better, I'll find a heckin' epic peer reviewed source showing that experts say it's actually good to get gangbanged in the ass by HIV positive strangers. Then you can go do that and rest assured in the knowledge that you're living the best life possible, as SCIENCE intended :)
>>719309756Still waiting
>>719309787Be patient! I know you're eager to get your bussy pozzed, but you're still waiting to make sure you'll have SCEINCE's blessing when you do. Just hang on a minute, babe.
>>719309849I have given you enough time. Goodbye, I have won.Now get a life dumb ass.
>>719309907You declared victory, but do you have a source to back up the claim that you won?
>>719309907Why did you give up right when he finally was in the process of finding a link for you
>>719303020>>719303196>casually mention girlfriend>no response>casually mention boyfriend>AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEE A HECKIN' FAGGERINO!!!
>>719310298Yes. A normal person would have no objection to a normal straight couple. A normal person (who hasn't been brainwashed by years of fag propaganda) would however be made uncomfortable if not disgusted by a homosexual "couple"
>>719309746It’s cooking if you’re a beginner, faggot. What am is supposed to tell the guy?>yeah so you’re actually gonna want to get flour, eggs tomatoes several seasonings make your sauce wait until the pasta dries only use purified Fiji water to boil it in and pink Himalayan Salt, anything less and the whole thing is ruined /ck/ is down the hall to the left nigga
