What Castlevania game should I play? I just finished SotN and it was my very first Castlevania game.
>>719296887Circle of the Moon.
>TFW the guy who created Labubu is now one of the wealthiest men on earth. Whats the next retarded gimmick that we can sell to dumb bitches on TikTok? We’re missing out on a gold mine here /v/. Imagine all of the tendies we could buy.
>>719296887Check out Adventure ReBirth and Haunted Castle Revisited>>719297048I don't know what women see in that thing, it looks ugly as sin compared to Sanrio characters.
>>719296887dubai chocolate is actually great, fight me
>>719297178It's cacodemon for basic bitches.
History repeats itself, these things are just beanie babies, therefore the next fad will either be yoyos or tamogachis
>>719296887Is 2025 the year of baby diarrhea food?
>>719296887imo SotN is the best one, I suggest super metroid
>>719297385>women like eating baby food and playing with stuffed toys nowWomen's rights were a mistake.
>>719297484>>719297385>>719297339>>719297257>>719297178>>719297048Enjoying your Metamucil there, grandpas?
>>719296887Why are zoomers and gen alphas obsessed with this shit? They're just jeet noodles.
>>719297178Goatbubu shits on Herro Kitty
drinking dubai chocolate infused matcha out of a labubu's anus>>>>>>
>>719297484Why does women having happy and free lives make /pol/tards seethe with anger?
>>719297339History NEVER repeats you FUCKING idiotI bet next you'll say we'll have World War One againFucking DUMBASS
>>719297540what is that? hay?
>>719297710They chose babification.It's like furries, if you're too stupid to function in a society you should be treated like an animal, in this case a baby, and babies have no rights except life.
>>719296887Just play the GBA and DS games in order of release, then stop there because those are the last they ever made in that style.
>>719296887What the fuck is this nigga suppose to be? A fucking rabbit?
>>719297751it's that shit they put in easter baskets. It's like mock straw
i think dawn of sorrow has more soul than portrait of ruin but portrait of ruin is probably the better game
>>719297737I mean isn't ukraine ww1? 99% artillery warfare with occasional death charges?
>>719297526And that’s another thing. Back in my day we had pogs. Gimme 5 pogs if I can flip your stack with the slammer we’d say. And that was fun. And we liked it!
>>719297710Because women are dumb animals that should play with our cock and balls and be happy.
>>719297797>lust-provoking image
>>719297765you do realize most furries are incredibly wealthy, right? Also you're posting on a manchild board. You're the least aware person I think I've ever seen here
Mirror of Fate
>>719297791Kek
>>719297848>you do realize most furries are incredibly wealthy, right?Most furries commit atrocities because they can't pee on people. High-functioning furries are the only ones who do that fursuit rave shit, but I assure you most furries are fat disgusting degenerates who should be put to the pyre.
>>719297797Damn, is that a real Fujifilm camera?
>>719297883impotent rage
All I know is I could and would demolish all you losers in a fight irlfeels good
>>719296887Dracula's Curse
>>719297923Dogfucker
>>719296887It's the 90s all over again. overly expensive candy and drinks sweep the nation and ugly as shit Beanie babies return.
>>719297937You're brown>>719297978You're brown
>>719297178Women are heavily conformists by design.
>>719298016You're gay and black and my sources tell me you moan when you wipe your ass
>>719298061women want what other women want
>>719298016I'm so white I don't need to hide my skin color with the other smelly fursuit jeets
>>719298104I don't moan when I wipe my ass but my ass does bleed because I push too hard
>>719297178>I don't know what women see in that thing, it looks ugly as sin
>>719298146*farts in face*
>>719296976Don't listen to this anon circle of the moon sucks
>>719297839this
>>719297048>Labubuwhat the fuck is that
>>719298196What a surprise, a fart fetishist, diapers too huh? Perhaps that'll become the new fad with tiktok women.Omg I just found out this new lifehack, you'll never need tampons again.
>>719296887Try Rondo of Blood, the game Richter Belmont originates. In fact the beginning of Symphony of the Night is the final boss of Rondo (but made much easier due to being the tutorial, of course). You can also play as Maria from SotN in Rondo, though she's quite younger in design and personality.Beyond that, Castlevania 1, 3, IV and Bloodlines are all good.
Dubai Chocolate is overrated
>>719297848this is a very untrue stereotype and i have no idea where people get it from. furries tend to trend downwards in both income and practical wealth (the wealth in question being squandered on partying and consumerism). of the like 5 furries i know, only one of them has a real job that pays decently (with some of the others being imprisoned or long-term unemployed)
>>719296887>kpop shit
>>719298282*splurts a big glob of diarrhea into your face. It stinks really bad. I shart more into your mouth.* Huh? You don't seem to mind this happening to you. *keeps sharting more* Why aren't you moving out of the way?
>>719298196>Gets into argument>Resorts to toilet humorYou deserve to be treated like a toddler
>>719296976FPBPcame to post this
>>719297237I can't. I had a Dubai chocolate shake at shake shack and it was sublime.
>>719298408only real toddlers get genuinely angry at something so stupid
>>719298390Save it for dogfucker con '25 I don't roleplay, I rapelay.
>>719298271>Random chinese guy makes a knockoff beanie baby>it trends on TikTok>he has now made over 24 BILLION dollars off of these stupid things
>>719298350All the furries I know are in something high tech related and are shitting cash. I've yet to personally know a furry that didn't have a job unless for some reason they were laid off and didnt get another job for a few months.
>>719298440you say you don't roleplay, but you didn't move out of the way when I sharted on you
>>719298482You need correction.
>>719298435I'm not angry, but nothing you say can be taken seriously now. You completely torpedoed any leverage you had in a coversation.
>>719297848>you do realize most furries are incredibly wealthy, right?no they aren't, people only got this impression because so many furries are willing to drop thousands on commissions of their OCsthe problem is, that's working on the assumption that said furries are being financially responsible and only getting commissions if they can afford it (wrong)
>>719297883>Most furries commit atrocities because they can't pee on peopleNews to me
>>719298559This. No one assumes gachafags or the retards that give streamers thousands are responsible with their money.
>>719298526Retard this isn't /pol/, I don't care if you don't like my argument because I wasn't arguing in the first place.
>>719297805>Ukraine vs Russia>No other countries have declared war on each otherRetarded MONGOLOID
>>719298591Well you see in the animal kingdom you assert your dominance by either peeing on someone, or by nipping at their testicles.Since furries can't do that they breakdown within a society. Look up Brandon Scott Hole.
>>719298716ok so you don't want to rp me sharting on you but you want to talk about pissing on people?
>>719298804Please don't impersonate me.
the fuck is a dubai chocolate
>>719297839They do that with mine already, take a shower, touch grass and you may experience that.
>>719298708>he thinks it's just Ukraine vs Russiaoh to be 16, naive and retarded again...
>>719298847sorry, couldn't help it
>>719297048Time to bring back the pet rock
>>719298850Whoops, looks like you typed that on 4chan instead of google.
>>719298908That's what I did, yes.
>>719298451These things are just monchichi repacked for a modern audience
>>719297048Labubu's look like the NFT's of plushies in that they're just strangely fucking ugly.
>>719298867Oh to be over 30+ retarded and old afor the first time.
>>719299076You have to be 18+ to be here.
furry cabbage babies is all they are
>>719299136There is no cure for being old and stupid, fatso.
Dubai chocolate is amazing and matcha has been one of the most common tea types for ages, its not a fad
>>719299221Thank you for admitting that you are a minor.
...Do people seriously not recognize the bait image OP accidentally posted instead of the Castlevania one he clearly intended? Disgusting little troll.
>>719299248I didn't admit shit, I am simply between 19 and 25You on the other wise, are stupid and forever will be. no matter how old you are.
based boomers taking the most obvious bait
>>719297710Because we let them fucking vote.Women being stupid wouldn't bother me anywhere near as much if they weren't going out every few years and fucking themselves and everybody else over.
>>719299353nta, 5 years from now you'll realize how much of a gay stupid faggot you are right now, "back then"
>>719299076Yes I'm over 30 you godforsaken zoomer nigger. You'll never experience the world before smartphones. Fucking hellish life I wouldnt wish upon my worst enemy. Now fuck off and go do some skibidi fortnite dance while you drink bleach. Broccoli haired homo.
>>719299479>When I am dead, I won't be able to hear you from the grave, so I win!
>>719298559Also even when they can afford it they can afford it because they spend money on nothing but being furries
>on date with girl>order matcha>she says she thinks matcha tastes like dirt>i offer her a sip>she takes the sip>mulls it over>"Yup, still tastes like dirt"I like it anyway
I always that "Dubai Chocolate" was referring to weird scat shit until last week.
>>719299629Why did she take the sip if she hates it? WOMEN
>>719296887>is that a ...trend!? aaaiiiiee save me hyperborea!!
>>719299712>is that... women proving every day that they're cattle?!! aiieee save me 19th amendment repeal
>>719299706because using the same straw as him is an indirect kiss, she was shit-testing
>>719296887You didn't actually want to discuss Castlevania did you?
>>719299837trends are fun if you're not autistic
>>719299906so he failed the test? lmao
>>719299712I say this but unironically.School teachers treat me like a cryptid, and tell their students about how I always read privacy policies and terms of service and regularly forgo services if I don't like the terms.
>>719296887ORDER OF ECCLESIAIT'S OFFICIALLY ON PC IN THE DOMINUS COLLECTION
>>719300004I would have to not use any service if I was like you. Do you even read them and understand what they say? all of them are scumbags.
>>719300002No, what? If you're on a date and a girl asks for a sip of your drink, you give her a sip.
>>719299706>Tries it>Why did she take the sip if she hates it? WOMEN>Doesn't try it>Why aren't they open to new things? WOMEN
>>719297048i dont know dudei find these things ugly as hell>>719297339>or tamogachisit better be man at least those characters are cute
>>719296887I think there's one other Castlevania that has decent metroidvania design. I hate metroidvanias. mostly because most of them have shit level design. It's more work then linear game and devs are lazy.
>>719300147She already knew how it tasted. And then you bitch and moan when people correctly assert that toxo destroyed your thinking capabilities, cato poster.
>>719300216Her thought process must have been "Well, if this guy loves it so much, I guess I'll give it one more try" and that's about it. Why are you overthinking it this much?
>>719300049Yeah. They're not all the same. Some privacy policies say they won't sell your data. Others outright state that they will and fuck you. Some TOS include binding arbitration agreements, some don't. Those are my two biggest sticking points even if I use fake/burner info.Like I just applied for a credit card and they said they'd probably use my contact info for marketing bullshit with their [[[partners]]] so they got my burner phone number and burner email address.
>>719298451To be fair it wasn't designed by some random dude, but by a designer for a very large Chinese company. They had the means to mass produce these immediately once the hype started.
>>719297178Gook and chink culture is all ugly and inauthentic, it's like they're trying to copy Japan butbthey're too buglike to make anything endearing like they can.
>>719297048Every day I think women can't possibly be more retarded, but they never cease to bewilder me
>>719296887The fuck are those barf kitkats on the right? God I hate women. Also you shouldn't have started with eh best CV. Rip
>>719300673I think it's Dubai chocolate, but I'm not sure.
>>719296887what's that green milkshake in the middle?
>>719297178>I don't know what women see in that thing, it looks ugly as sin compared to Sanrio characters.You don't know how women work
>>719296887Did you want try the original game?
>>719300897Matcha
>>719299629And then everyone clapped
>dubai chocolate Looks like those fucked up Shit Snickers from that shit store
>>719301271Mr. Lahey?
>>719301495LoveRachelle's shit snickers™An absolute classic that still haunts me from time to time
