Avada Kedavra!
>we need a cool wizard spell word>what about abra kadabra>oi das bluhee brilliant
Is there a good reason why this spell sounds like "abra cadabra"? Sounds like an accident waiting to happen desu.
>>719320646DEH
>>719320947>Catcher in the DEH
>spell called evade cadaver>it causes cadavers???
>>719320947Based Dehposter
>That spell is a 10/10 in Bongland
>>719320879makes sense that the sound of a dangerous thing would leak into public conciousness even if the source of it remained hidden/was covered up.
>>719320947>Clifford the big red DEH
D-DEH..
I love JK Rowling's transphobia but I can't condone writing the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!" "DEH!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>719320947i agree
>>719320947Dehest dehs deh dehe dehy deh dehie dehs. Deh deh dehing deh deh dehard deh deh dehs deh Dehwarts Dehdemy deh dehey deh dehed dehs deh deh indehable deh deh dehs. Deh deh deh dehy dehery, deh dehs’ deh dehency deh deh dehs deh deh dehment deh indehive deh deh dehial dehs, deh deh deh dehic undehical, deh deh dehtion deh indeh.Dehs deh deh deh deh deh Dehling dehed deh deh deh Dehlberg dehing deh dehs; deh deh deh deh dehs deh deher deh dehen deh deh deh deh deh deh deht dehthing deh dehbody?deh dehusly dehable deh-dehtion deh deh dehs. Deh Dehry Dehher dehs deh deh anti-Dehtian (deh deh), deh deh’s dehly deh anti-Dehes Dehnd dehs deh dehs deh deh deh, dehty deh dehment. Deh deh dehs deh deh deh deh. Deh, dehfully, deh deh deher deh deh.>d-deh dehst deh dehs deh deh dehough d-deh"Deh!"Deh dehing deh dehful; deh deh deh dehble. Deh deh deh, Deh dehed deh dehry deh deh deher deh deh deh deh, deh dehor deh dehtead deh deh deher "dehed deh dehs."Deh deh dehing deh deh deh deh deh deh dehry deh deh deh deh dehed. Deh dehed deh deh Deh deh dehed deh deh dehal deh dehs. Deh deh dehlous. Dehling's deh dehs deh dehed deh dehes deh deh dehs deh deh deh deh deh deh deh dehing. Deh Deh deh deh dehish, dehing deh deh Dehry Dehher deh deh deh Dehphen Dehng. Deh deh dehthing deh deh dehect deh, "Deh dehse dehs deh dehing Dehry Dehher deh dehdeh deh dehdeh, deh deh deh deh deher deh deh deh deh deh deh Dehphen Dehng." Deh deh deh deh dehght. Deh deh deh dehing dehic. Deh deh deh "Dehry Dehher" deh deh, deh deh, dehed deh deh Dehphen Dehng.
>"Harry, did I ever tell you about the Bean Bonus Room? The Bean Bonus Room is a special room here - in this very castle! - where a student representing the week's current leading house can enjoy an entire room's worth of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans as a reward for their hard work and diligence. I invented this room, of course, for the purpose of spreading joy and merriment among the student body, so you need not worry about your fun being ruined by a stray grass flavored bean or a string of earwax and concrete beans: the beans delivered to the castle are purely delicious ones... most of the time.">"Sometimes Harry, I like to enjoy a bit of mischief when Slytherin is in the lead. Just a funny little schoolboy prank. In order to deflate the egos of those inbred web-toed little brats, I slip in a few centipede-flavored beans here, a few used band-aid beans there, the occassional vomit and semen beans... and I sit back and enjoy the show when the rug is pulled out from under their feet, and their five minutes of childhood bliss are derailed by a surprise gastronomic trip into hell. One time I slipped in a bean that was the flavor of feces at the end of a trail of chocolate ones, so when young Draco sprung into the air by way of the Spongify charm, he spewed out a torrent of vomit as he sailed through the heavens. Oh it was lovely, Harry. For a brief moment it was comparable to viewing an aurora borealis made of the little hellion's stomach contents.">"Anyway, thank you for listening to my story. 50 points to Gryffindor."
what's the best harry potter game? I'd say it's half blood prince (ps2)
Malfoy stumbled down the street and the darkness followed. All he had left was the wand clutched in his cold, sweaty hand. *clack* the street lamp ahead of him was swallowed by the night. The light was captured by a strange apparatus while reflecting against a pair of crescent-shaped spectacles. He was coming. "Draco, Draco, Draco", a calm voice reverberated from the void. "I assure you this is quite futile." *clack* The darkness descended upon Malfoy. "L-lumos.", he stammered. "Expelliarmus.", Dumbledore stated drily as he stepped next to him, his wand pointing in no particular direction. Malfoy's magic wand dropped to the ground impotently. "My father will-" he started, cowering on the cold brick road, but the sound of his own voice startled him to silence. "But my dear Draco, the Aurors are wanderboarding him as we speak. Soon we'll have the location of every Slytherin alumni. Once we do, the Order shall pay them a little visit. Have their spawns try this on for size." Dumbledore pulled a brown piece of leather from his enormous, purple coat. It was the sorting hat. "You see Draco, it took me some years to calibrate this ugly rag, but finally it can sort children of all ages. Infants even." There was a cold expression in the wizard's old, watery eyes. "To get rid of a poisonous tree, it must be plugged out by the roots. You understand, don't you Draco? The Slytherin menace must be eradicated once and for all. It gives me no pleasure." But even as he said it, Dumbledore's other wand stood to attention. "Sir, please..." Tears were obscuring his vision. "Imperius." the Headmaster said and Malfoy diligently executed his order to kneel and bite down on the curb of the sidewalk. "Farewell, Draco. No death curse for you. Disposed of like a Muggle thug... if only Salazar could see you now." There was a pause - then his mind was taken by agony as the Headmaster of Hogwarts calmly stretched his leg against the back of Malfoy's head with tremendous force.
>>719320869>Expecting jk to come up with anything originalThe Asian girl is Cho Chang and the Irish kid who is good with explosives is Seamus Finnigan
>>719322958my goodness
>>719323145>The first spell we see the Irish boy trying to do is to turn water into rum>He causes an explosion
>>719320869https://youtu.be/vGi9sUpl4lE?si=k93tZFxK1YdIO5_s
>>719320646I actually like the movie hogwarts in HP5
When I was a kid, I thought that Peeves being in the games was the coolest shit ever since the movies didn't use him for some reason. I love that little asshole like you wouldn't believe.
>>719322958>"Deh!"Deh
>LEAVE ME ALONEDid Harry just hiss?
>>719323145Don't you call him Seamus
>>719322958>'Dehphen Dehng'KEK and DEH!
>>719323403what the fuck was his problem
>>719320646I still don't understand why did Tom have such a petty hateboner for Harry.
>>719323145>the only named black adult is called Kingsley 'SHACKLEBOLT'
>>719323621I mean you'd be mad at the person who seemingly caused you to die and halted your entire movement you spent your life building up by surviving a spell that no one in history has ever survived. It just ain't fair.
>>719320947Was it autism?
>>719323145>Implying Cho Chang is some racist nameThere is literally a city in China called Chongqing (literally pronounced Chong Ching).
>>719323553he isn't a ghost, not a spirit held to this world by fear of moving on/regrets. HE is a Poltergeist, the thing binding him to earth is his desire to fuck with people/hurt people
>>719320646Spell Reflection!
>"one point to slytherin for every jew killed in the holocaust!">that's right, ZERO points for slytherin because it never fucking happened! get fucked you subhuman cockroaches! SIEG HEIL!" Dumbledore said, calmlyWas this part really necessary?
>>719323403Give me the redpill on peeves.Why does every bookfag have such a huge boner for him?
>>719323145Cho Chang is literally a female chink version of John Smiththere's nothing racist about it
>>719323925I don't. he was fucking annoying and didn't contribute anything to the story>uhhhm but he threw some shit on that one death eaterdoesn't matter
>>719323925it really was just boiling down to the one line where the Twins left school after doing their prank and them asking peeves to give Umbridge hell for them, and he takes to it like an order from God Himself. it bought him some good press
>>719323925He constantly fucks with Filch, the castle janny, so he's based.
>>719320869>ultimate spell>abracadabra but extra syllablesKino but fags will bitch
>Dumbledore leaves Harry with abusive relatives who hate him, and provides Harry with no magical instruction at all despite the very alive Dark Lord wanting the poor kid dead>Dumbledore's master plan was Harry committing assisted suicide>Snape is aware that Harry grew up in a shitty, abusive muggle family but still acts like Harry grew up pampered and spoiled, treating him like shit for years>Harry named his kid after these two """men"""
>>719323663>Kingly BigblackdongWtf did Rowling mean by this?
>>719320869>>719320879Abra Kadabra as a faux-magic word stems from the War of Primordial Houses that took place in Europe following the collapse of the Holy Roman Empire. The various disparate Wizarding factions each sought dominion over each other, leading to an arms race of research into spells, alchemy, and magical creatures.This led to the creation of the 'Seven Unholy Curses', which became widespread across the wizarding world as the war escalated. Avada Kedavra was among the most used of these curses, with the Cruciatus Curse and Imperius Curse following it. Due to their heightened usage, these three became the most infamous and well remembered of the Seven, eventually becoming labelled as the Unforgiveable Curses whole the other four were lost to time.Avada Kedavra became especially prevalent later in the war as the wizarding factions in modern Spain and Portugal began to lose ground against invading French wizards, eventually descending into all out killings in full view of non-magical humans. This in part led to the de-escalation of hostilities between other houses, as the Spanish wizards' increasingly violent nature would eventually lead to the Spanish Inquisition forming.With Avada Kedavra having leaked to the broader populace, a spin campaign was formed, with 'Abra Kadabra' being formulated as a fake replacement to steer the non-magicals away with silly parlor tricks.
Anons can one of you who's autistic enough not only for SS13 but also to create shit on Byond make a Harry Potter server?
>>719324132Your questions are answered in every hp thread ever
>>719324132>the very alive Dark LordVery alive is a stretch. He was living in a forest in the middle of bumfuck, feeding off animals until retarded Quirrell found him.
>>719320947Only reason I clicked on this thread
>>719324132Snape had the world's most terminal case of oneitis. Of course he was going to be assmad at Harry because his existence meant that Lily fucked some other dude. It didn't help that Harry looked like James too and was a popular student. Snape probably had Nam flashbacks when Harry and Draco were dueling.
The entire battle at the end of Harry Potter could have been won by a single guy with an assault rifle.
>>719323989It’s funny because of how generic it sounds, like Parvati Patil and Anthony Goldstein.
>>719323989>>719323145There is no Cho sound in Mandarin Chinese, maybe it's a misspelling of Zhou or Zhuo (which are valid family names), idkWikipedia says that Cho is in fact a Korean surname.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cho_(Korean_surname)
Btw no one talked about the 4th game this image is from, which deviated heavily from the usual formula of HP games. First three games are Zelda like open world games, fifth and sixth are more cinematic open world experience, whereas the fourth one felt like a game made with couch co-op in mind. (We don't talk about DH games)One more thing>Play Chamber of Secrets for Gameboy Color now
>>719320646I liked the new game, and decided to watch the movies, but gave up after the 4th one, because every single one was:>harry/the trio don't tell anyone about the bad thing happening which leads to them getting into big troubleEvery single one, it just got old af. I watched a bit of the 5th movie, and it's the same shit, there's this new female teacher bullying Harry (as in literally cutting words on his flesh) and he will never talk about it with anyone ever. I just dropped it on the spot, too frustrating to watch.
Reminder that Ganondolledore was dying of magic AIDS that Voldemorde gave to him during the DEH! sequence. Snap killed him out of mercy.
>>719325273Dumbledore was dying of AIDS because despite being the "greatest" wizard in the world, he couldn't resist sticking his digit in suspicious ring holes.
>>719324878I remember playing the 4th game and hating it so much that I stopped getting any of the future Harry Potter games
>>719325054>there's this new female teacher bullying Harry (as in literally cutting words on his flesh) and he will never talk about it with anyone ever.Hermoine flat out tells him to inform Dumbledore about it, but he doesn't bring it up because he feels like he's already causing enough trouble for everyone considering Umbridge is there specifically because of Harry's claims that Voldemort is back, and having Dumbledore directly go against the Ministry would have made everything ten times worse.It's the whole reason they make a secret 'army' without any of the professors being involved; students organizing amongst themselves is a minor situation. Professors being involved elavates it to an activity officially sanctioned by the school. Just having Dumbledore's name on it, even if he wasn't involved, had the Ministry come in and oust him immediately.OOTP is pretty much the sole movie where Harry and Co. staying quiet makes sense.
>>719324764>shoots two wizards>"accio muggle wand!"
>>719325054The movies don't do a good job adapting the books. The first 3 are good movies but leave out a surprising amount of information, the fourth one is notorious because the director didn't read the book and wanted to make a teen romcom, after that it goes off the rails. Most of the cast doesn't resemble their book selves.
>>719320646Oh shit DEH is coming to the party
>>719320646no U
>>719324293>This led to the creation of the 'Seven Unholy Curses', which became widespread across the wizarding world as the war escalated. Avada Kedavra was among the most used of these curses, with the Cruciatus Curse and Imperius Curse following it. Due to their heightened usage, these three became the most infamous and well remembered of the Seven, eventually becoming labelled as the Unforgiveable Curses whole the other four were lost to time.this is so typical rowling, she wants the symbolic resonance of the "seven deadly sins" but doesn't actually have the imagination to come up with 7 unforgivable curses. lmao
>>719323989Is John Smith an original name ?
>>719326224Anon...
>>719325589>“HARRY YOU STUPID MUGGLE FUCKER DID YOU REPLACE MY PREP WITH TYLENOL OH THAT’S IT IF I’M GOING DOWN I’M TAKING YOU DOWN WITH ME “ERECTO RAPUS!”” He said calmly
>>719326316How about Smith John?
>>719326059The first two movies are fairly close to the books, not 100% faithful but still good adaptations. Third one is a good movie but too different from the book, fourth one is terrible and radically different from the book, fifth is lukewarm, sixth removes most of the actually important lore from the book, seventh is ok, eighth is a bit of a generic teen action movie
>>719326396que?
>>719326436That entire post was made up
>>719326514well kudos to anon for subtly hitting on one of rowling's most irritating stylistic foibles
>>719323925Canonically he's the most powerful being in the setting and one of only a handful of actual true immortal beings. He uses all his fantastic cosmic powers purely to fuck with a school janitor.
>>719323838>>719323989You guys are really mindbroken. The post you're replying to mentioned nothing about racism.>Cho Chang is literally a female chink version of John SmithSo it's not original at all. Just like the poster was saying.
>>719325054I really hate stories where the plot completely hinges on the protagonists doing/saying something stupid and nonsensical to get themselves into a situation when they could easily resolve it just by explaining it to someone.
>>719326059Do the later movies explain how Lucius is openly pro-Voldemort and openly giga racist and still somehow a very respected member of the wizard society and no one ever dares to question him? IMO, the world building is pretty ass, at least in the first 4 movies. I get that it's a children's book series but still, the whole House Slytherin and everyone attached to it are just caricatures that somehow keep existing without the Ministry etc crashing them.
>>719324764An assault rifle is a bad choice. Using a sniper rifle to take down Voldemort from a mile away would be the way to go.
>>719326838How much does Filch get paid, anyway?
How is Harry rich as fuck but never uses any of his gold in the real worldWhy is there gold or currency at all when they have spells that can infinitely copy an object like a coin, the wizard world should be a post-scarcity society
Filch honestly seems like a character that was being set up for some major sympathy later on, but then she forgot about it or got bored with the idea.
>>719327054A bunch of the old wizarding families are not so secret KKK members. There's just a lot of open racism and leftover Death Eaters that claimed being forced to work for Voldy back when he was alive.
>>719327401Like any good janitor nothing
>>719327520I liked the Weasley tent being nicer than their actual house.
>>719327054Even the good wizards tend to treat muggles as lesser, so it's not that surprising.
>>719327945Still have no idea why they all cram into their little deathtrap hut instead of just putting the tent on their front lawn and splitting between them
>>719320947DEH and GOOOLD? are my favorite /tv/ memes
>>719327945>>719328049They didn't own the tent. He borrowed it from a coworker.
>>719328146Then I like the part where they win the fucking lottery and instead of getting something useful like that tent or remodeling their house, they waste literally all of it on an Egyptian vacation. Fuck no wonder Malfoy told Harry he should get away from the Weasleys
>>719320646Open sesame!
>>719320646Thank you for reminding me to rewatch Wizard People, Dear Reader. I wonder if I'll still think it's funny.
>>719324635same
>Nooo we must keep magic a secret from the humans who are inferior to us anyway!>Use magic wands like gay fairiesI assume the secrecy is so normal people don't make fun of their gay magic wands.
>>719328824>inferiorModern firearms would genocide the wizards in a month.
Heh
>>719326838He got cucked by Lupin shoving chewing gum up his nose and he’s scared shitless of a ghost that an heroed because his waifu wouldn’t fuck him
>>719328914>unleashes dementors in your path>turns into smoke and adavra kedavras your leadersMuggles would get fucking destroyed in seconds.
>>719329115So:>Lost a bet>Mentalist who thought it was all realWhich one?
>>7193295693.>was having fun
>>719324764>>719327390You two should read Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.Spoilers for the end: Voldemort pulls a glock on Harry, but Harry decapitates him with monofilament carbon fiber.
>xXXHarold_PotterbergsteinXXx DID YOU no_clip INTO THE GOBLET OF FIYA!?>Said [ADMIN]Dankledore42069 smashing his dollar store mic through his desk with enough force to sunder it in 2, calmly
>>719320646>The basic lethal weapon spell>Logically, belongs in a kit of any person who has the right to protect themselves>One of THE most illegal magics in existence, next to shit like a hyper-torture or a free will takeoverPeople who are not familiar with British culture and society don't even realize just how egregiously British the setting of Harry Potter is. This is just one of many details.
>>719328824Living alongside humanity would require absolute domination or genocide for one party. Staying away just makes it easier. Imagine having to either teleport to secret locations or layer yourself with spells whenever you wanted to leave your heavily warded house just in case someone takes a pot shot, or having to cleanse the entire neighbourhood just to get some peace and quiet. Sure, a sufficiently prepared wizard could handle pretty much anything a normalfag could throw at them if they did get into conflict, but who wants to live like that?
It was foolish of you to 'DEH' post today anon, the jannies are already on their way...
>>719329770Nah, it fails the ancient and noble house test.
>>719324293more interesting than anything Rowling would ever right, good work anon
>>719329552How do you know dementors aren't weak to guns? Most people have their happiest memories just holding one
The leadership of the british magicians guild or whatever is partnered with the normalfag government. Why didn't they just tell parliament to nuke Voldemort? Were they stupid?
>>719323034>he said calmly
>>719323098What, exactly, is wanderboarding
>>719320646Avada deez nuts
>>719328824The whole thing is an MI5/6 masturbation ritual, of course it's all about secrecy from the plebs.
>>719329569My bet is 2 because it would be funny
>>719330604That's a very weird specification, could have just said it's a freemason one.>You're a stonemason, Harry!Shame there will be no magic after that, just janny community service.
HP's magic system is so bad, man. Wands are just guns, and the spells are bullets, they don't even attempt to make magic genuinely mystical.
>>719324635Same and I don't even know what the meme means, haven't seen the movie. Can someone explain?
>>719330824Freemasons, Illuminati, Jesuits, Satanists, etc have always been a meme front for Intel / spy agencies.
>>719331071>magic systemWho the fuck made that fucking concept? There is no point in "magic system" since effectively it's an author's exercise in making up something like a board game ruleset and integrating it into the work, instead of writing interesting story or characters.If you want a fucking system with rules, write science fiction instead of fantasy, the system is already in place there and you are free to build fictional elements upon it and make that world work. The problem is that writing passable sci fi is much more demanding from an author in terms of intellect and education.
>because of one love spell from one random mother Voldemort was unable to personally kill Harry Potter not once, not twice but three times Is love just that powerful or is Moldybutt just that incompetent? Why arent more wizards weaponizing love if this is the case?
>>719331354You think you're smart but you're not
>>719331196Freemasonry as an informational technology served the role of intelligence agencies long before actual intelligence agencies became a thing. Oftentimes, actual intelligence agencies are still just an official placeholder, and the serious intelligence related tasks are handles by dedicated freemason lodges. Britain is like that for example."Freemasons did X" should indeed be interpreted as an intelligence operation of some power. Hence, abstract "freemasons" do not exist, only ones affiliated with powers of the world do.
>>719327740He teamed up with Peeves in the Battle of Hogwarts. But yeah, let's bully the janny for not having magical powers when living in a world where nearly everyone has them. No wonder he hated kids.
>>719320646>have invisibility cloak >use to like 4 times everHarry is such a faggot
>>719331510He’s just a victim of shit writing. Realistically a person like Moldy Morty would never have personally went to slay some random fags in the first place.
>>719320879
>>719331510What >>719331872 said, after all if just putting yourself in harms way to shield your lived ones was enough, what does that say about the entire magical population?
>>719331609They are one in the same, but the point is that "freemasons" as a non-government entity were created to take the heat that government agencies want to avoid with their actions. The King's Spymaster did not want the King to implicated in his assignment, so he called his unit the "Jesuits" instead. Now when the deeds are discovered it is just some crazy rogue religious group, and not something plebs can point to the government or King about. This started long before freemasons existed, with the spymasters of Egypt and Phoenicia creating fake cults and even fake kingdoms to hide behind, then to disappear once the task is completed. "Defeated, never heard of again."
>>719331935I don't get it
>>719327740>Filch honestly seems like a character that was being set up for some major sympathy later onYou do not understand angloid society.In any sane society, a person of his circumstances would have been memory wiped and sent to live among those like him once it became clear that he is born a cripple without a fundamental ability that everyone has. However, you're dealing with a society that has a rigid caste system, where different social strata are treated like different biological species, and it has a use for aberrations like him.So, he was relegated to a humiliating job of a janny in an institution where children of the society are educated. He is kept there in that humiliated state, like some weird specimen, specifically to impress their place in the world upon them.Angloids are not European people when it comes to their social structure and attitude towards each other not to mention, that their upper classes explicitly do not consider themselves European. They are closer to Indians in this regard.
>>719329115Is this fuckhuge line just for a photo op?
>>719331510Probably there wasn't as much problem with having to survive death spells until Voldemort came along.
>never using the invisibility cloak to spy on the girl's in the bathsHarry is a gigantic homo.
>>719331982Wizards being cowards fits. They rely so much on magic and insular thinking, muggles recognize their frailty and take bigger risks. Remember they are AFRAID of saying a word for 18 years.
>>719332321My man, the giant communal bathtub room with the hot nerd chick ghost is PRIME fetish material
Are spells invented or discovered?
>>719320646I hate this spell so much its unreal, it just kills the chance of having wizard fights with cool, creative spells.Instead every fight is retards shooting green instakill bolts and undescribed magic red bolts at eachother.Dumbledore vs Voldemort in the fifth movie is pretty much the only cool wizard fight in the entiere series because of muh avada kedavra, and even that begs the question why Tom didn't just green bolt the old faggot.
>>719331510>spellThere was no spell, it was just some asspull "magical protection" thing. Apparently martyrs and sacrifices don't happen the in the wizarding world. For the other times, was it the protection shit that saved Harry, or the fact that he was a horcrux? And lest we forget the other "twin core" asspull.
>>719332454>AFRAID of saying a word for 18 years.>tfw when niggers won't say nigger
>>719332461Invented/created. Snape created sectumsempra which is a combo of different spells/counter spells.
Has anyone ever wished HP got an animated adaptation or a game that actually takes direct inspiration from the cartoony illustrations shown in each chapter? It would inarguably be a fresher take on the series than anything before it bar the books of course.
>>719332667>sectumsempraI liked that spell.
Games peaked with Chamber of Secrets
>>719323925Speaking as a bookfag. Peeves was kinda cringy and pointless and I'm glad they removed him in the films.The only meaningful thing he does in the series is start harassing Umbrage after Fred and George leave.
>>719332824He also helps frame Harry as the heir of Slytherin.
>>719332467Agreed, in a magical setting just for narrative and entertainment purposes I would completely bar any "instakill" spell or any spell that just works as a glowing bullet. Unironically JoJo is the best "magic system" in fiction since it makes the most interesting fight scenes and uses of the "spells", and all the effects are strange and illogical, but still mostly stick to their own specific rules that have to be obeyed (except when they don't). I can think of no setting that more precisely captures the very concept of magic.
>>719331872It wasn't some random fags, they were prophesized to defeat him. It was the prophecy itself that set things in motion.
>>719332467Only the most sadistic far gone wizards can use the three Unforgiveable Curses. Spamming it entirely makes you predictable as it can be blocked with a shield or dodged. Usually the ones who use do it as some sort of “final” move. Theres also more practical ways to kill like exploding, fire spells, paralyzing someone, laceration ones that cover a wider area of effect.
>>719333067>Only the most sadistic far gone wizards can use the three Unforgiveable CursesEvery single deatheater spams AK like its nothing
>>719326838He is easily chased off by any of the teachers. Presumably they have spells they can use on him.There is mention in the books about having him permanently removed from the castle, suggesting that's a thing they can do.Dumbledore probably keeps him around because he's a chaotic force that can throw a wrench in the plans of anyone fucking with Hogwarts. You can't plan around him. If he catches you sneaking around he's gonna fuck with you and ruin your plan.
>>719329115You need to roll or attack to reveal hidden walls
>>719327054because the rest of 'important' bongland wizard society are either:>also openly giga-racist and pro-Voldemort>getting bankrolled by him>poor>so far above him they still see him as a snobby kid playing at being an adultand if you don't think being rich grants you this benefit, i'd advise you to look outside
>>719324764>>719327390In the series Fred and George make shield hats which automatically block low level spells cast at a person.This probably works against projectile attacks as well. So a sniper rifle wouldn't work.You'd have to overwhelm the shield with force and sustained attacks.
>>719332930Jojo has to be the most inconsistent series ever created, the author loves to make up rules just to immediately break them. Last season I watched was 4 so I remember that one best, every time Kira has his back against the wall, he pulls a new power out of his ass that does exactly what he needs in that moment. There's literally no explanation for some things like how he controls the bubbles and the part only lasts as long as it does because the characters are stupid and choose to let him escape. You want to talk about bad writing, holy shit this fucking manga.
>>719333820Bad writing aside, my point on the magic system stands.
>>719333938Extreme convenience is not a magic system. It's just making it up as they go along.
>>719334017To be fair, that's pretty much what magic was always supposed to be. If it follows strict rules and never does anything unexpected or unexplainable, then it's literally science.
>>719327520Why is there money or currency at all when we have counterfeiters that can infinitely copy an object like a dollar, the muggle world should be a post-scarcity society
>>719332120the problems is that filch and other squibs aren't COMPLETELY incapable of magic, they're just really really really REALLY shit at it by default, and you cant tell them apart from full wizards just by visual inspection. in the books everyone assumes filch is a wizard until one of the kids runs across some books the guy has which are supposed to teach extremely easy cantrips put pass them off as real 'adult' magic so squibs are obviously capable of *some* kind of magic, just incredibly basic shit that doe snot a wizard make. on top of that squibs are clearly counted as 'wizards' for most magic and thus are not just clued in to the existence of wizards but anti-muggle shit doesnt affect them. its stated multiple times that hogwarts and the countryside surrounding it is layered in so many anti-muggle spells to prevent some hiker stumbling upon it that anyone who does is practically turned into an unthinking zombie for a while and automatically walks away from the area. this doesnt happen to filch, so clearly squibs arent counted as muggles any way you slice it, filch is fucked since he cant just live like a muggle. if they mind wiped his ass he'd just see through all the anti-muggle illusions and probably cause enormous problems by freaking out and drawing attention to it, like a muggle would. so he HAS to live as a cripple in wizard society. pretty tragic
>>719334190>when we have counterfeiters that can infinitely copy an object like a dollarExcept those money printers are only in the hands of a select few and cannot be built by anyone but them. Magic spells can be learned by any wizard, I have seen nothing that prevents anyone from casting any spell aside from the curses which are only rules. There are no material restrictions, no labor necessities, no manufacturing thresholds or infrastructure requirements to prevent a wizard from learning any spell, unlike the real world where money printers, even if you knew the secret ingredients AND had the blueprints, still require machinery, labor and materials that nearly nobody could hope to attain.Unless you're a dope and think that using your Epson printer to zip out a photo of a dollar is the same thing as literal magic that makes a literal 1:1 copy of an object on the molecular level.
>>719320947Many people are saying this
>>719334469Nigga it's magic, any logic you can apply to it can be countered just as easily with a "they'll use magic to see through it" or "the gold has innate magic that prevents true duplication".Regarding why Harry doesn't use his wizard gold in the real world, why would he bother using money to get muggle shit when he could just magic it into reality?
>>719334190Being able to copy usable objects like houses, food and clothing with zero material or labor cost is a little different than counterfeiting money, anon. The only purpose of money is to get those material objects and necessities. If you could just pop one out of thin air then money as a concept would be obsolete.
>>719320646I don't really understand the unforgivable curses.Are you telling me wizard kind only created:> A single spell expressly designed to torture?> A single spell expressly designed to control?> A single spell expressly designed to kill?I call bullshit.What about a spell that transmutes the target's internal organs into ravenous meat ants?What about a spell that turns someone into a living marionette by externalizing their circulatory system and invisibly manipulating the veins and arteries?That shit is way more vile and evil than 'lmao funny green euthanasia bolt'.
>>719332120>>719334375the weasleys have a squib relative who just works as an accountant that they "don't talk about", so it's not like they CAN'T go do muggle work without engaging with magical societycompared to that, keeping around filch for a good 40 years as the caretaker of hogwarts who constantly has to contend with little shits antagonising him and an immortal poltergeist fucking with him constantly almost feels like some form of torture
>>719323096Prisoner of Azkaban on Xbox
deh
>>719334190>>719327520There's a huge problem in the series with exchange rates.In the real world a gold coin is worth around $3500.But wizards are spending galleons like they're worth $50.So there's no point counterfeiting muggle currency or anything. Just sell a few galleons to muggles and buy anything mundane from them.
>>719334890To be fair anyone on the bottom rung of a ladder are going to be shit on by a bunch of kids who see themselves as above them.You could have a wizard as powerful as Snape as the dedicated castle janny and the kids would still shittalk him to his face.
>>719335067Why would a wizard need to buy anything from a muggle? Anything a wizard could want that's mundane or muggle-made, they could just make by magic. It'd be like buying imaginary or play food from a child using actual currency.
I don't know why Rowling wrote that wizards can just teleport everywhere and then had to come up with all sorts of reasons why everything couldn't be solved by just teleporting to the immediate object to solve everything.
With the new series coming out, do you think there will be new games based on the books?
>>719320947came here to post this
>>719335303There's lots of mundane shit wizards need like clothes and furniture. Stuff that isn't so easy to make with magic. I mean technically you could sew your own clothes, but do you? No, you buy from the professionals.
>>719335729>Stuff that isn't so easy to make with magicAccording to...?
>>719335303you got a spell to shit out some of those big-ass forged iron cauldrons then ?
>>719335818According to the poor quality of the sweaters that Mrs. Weasley makes for everyone every year.Or the terrible dress robes Ron has to wear.
>>719335405no but i do plan to celebrate with dumbledoreposting when the show is inevitably shit and woke and gay
>>719326059>the fourth one is notorious because the director didn't read the bookI liked the fourth movie so much as a kid that I bought the book, was terribly dissapointed and never read the rest. Probably for the best
Is that harry potter ubislop game worth it?
>>719336472Fuck no. Running around the castle is the only fun part, and the wow factor wears off pretty quickly for that.
>>719333067>Only the most sadistic far gone wizards can use the three Unforgiveable Curses.Even a moralfag like Harry can use at least two out of the three successfully.
>>719333067Snape coud give old Dumbledore the green instakill bolt just fine, and he's supposed to be a secrety good guy double agent
>>719335372Anywhere important has anti-teleporting defenses because society wouldn't be able to function if people could teleport into your vault at Gringotts.The real problem here is that House Elves can bypass these defenses. "Hey Dobby, go steal all the gold out of the Malfoy's vault for me."
>>719336472Just play the LEGO games.
>>719336823Snape was a genius of the dark arts and a terrible person. He was fully on board with Voldemort until he killed Lily.He was never a good guy. He was a useful asset.
Everyone seems to forget that you can't just magic up gold (and probably other precious metals) because that's half of what makes the Philosopher's Stone so special. You also can't use magic to make food, that's canon. Given that, it stands to reason that there are other unstated restrictions for making objects with magic, which is why the Wizards are able to have an economy without magically spawning in whatever they need.
>>719333067>Only the most sadistic far gone wizards can use the three Unforgiveable Cursesthe worst part of HP's worldbuilding is that this line extends to even the random mooks that make up the bottom line of the death eaters and even fucking harry himself, so suddenly it feels like casting the fun entrails-expelling curse is a wasted effort when you could just guaranteed OHKO themkeep that shit as voldemort's specialty that only he and his wackiest death eaters like bellatrix and barty can cast and the whole thing works much better - suddenly harry actually being able to cast it is a much better foreshadowing of what's going on with his scar than shit like saying years later "oh yeah harry has 0 slytherin qualities that was just because of the horcrux lol"
You didn't forget, did you?
>>719320947Voldemort is "retvrn to wizard tradition" enough to be a pants shitter, right?
>>719337194The food thing is oversold. They state that you can make more food if you already have some. Which effectively means they can make food. You just can't make it out of nothing.
>>719331110It's some random scene and for like 3 frames voldedort appears out of nowhere and just goes "deh"
>played the GBC and GBA games>cant get into the ps2 era games>learned that the last two games are on the 360/ps3>they are cornerhideshooter games
Why does being super evil turn you into a snake-man anyway?
>>719324132>>Harry named his kid after these two """men"""Correction- he named the son he hated after those two.>“Sometimes I wish you weren't my son.” Harry said calmly.
>>719337971>one of the DS games was basically tank control era resident evil with wands
>>719333067>Only the most sadistic far gone wizards can use the three Unforgiveable Curses.Not exactly. It's just difficult. It's like casting a patronus. You can't just say the words and wave your wand. You have to power it with emotions and focus.In a fight it's a risky move. Takes longer to use and you risk it fizzling.Better to rely on standard stunners and finish them off later.>it can be blockedNot exactly. Regular shield spells don't work on them. But you can block it with a physical object. So conjure a wall or something.
>>719338093He literally ripped his soul into pieces
>>719332467>why Tom didn't just green bolt the old faggotIn the books it's the first thing he tries. But Dumbledore brings a statue to life which blocks it.
>>719338395Ok? So where does the snake DNA come into that?
The setting of HP has potential, but seems severely limited by basically only existing in relation to Harry himself. The further away it gets from him like with the Beasts stories, the more apparent the whole world and mythos hinging on him becomes
>>719320646>Abra kadabraBravo Rowling
>>719338093Didn't he lose his original body? The body he inhabits now should be some weird construct.
>>719338565He already looked like a snakeman before dying.
>>719338508is there a universe/setting that does not hang on a main character?star wars declined when it stopped being about lukemarvel declined when iron man diedwarcraft declined when arthas died
>>719338508The potential of HP is undermined by it's retarded author.
>>719338581>2nd paragraphThis post was clearly written by someone who doesn't know shit about British society, since the society of HP setting is written as its rather faithful projection. Opposing Traditional Values of that culture is off limits.
>>719338697>star wars declined when it stopped being about lukeThe EU showed the setting had long legs without any attachment to Luke for the majority of the stories. Many even avoided the Jedi entirely
Harry Potter 1 PC... home
>>719338865only the most deranged of weirdos like or want star wars stuff that doesn't revolve around the jedi/sith/the force
>>719332674No but I used to dream that rowling would buy the fanfiction Harry potter nightmare of future pasts and make it official. Instead she decided to give us that... theather sequel...
>>719329770>Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.Gay.It's basically the Big Bang Theory of fanfiction and I was not surprised upon finding out that the guy who wrote it was a pseudo intellectual that dropped out of college. Actually GOOD Harry Potter fanfiction>Shattered Paragon [Incomplete]Harry Potter, after several decades of war, wakes up at age 11, now with a twin and living parents, and is a complete sociopath.archiveofourown DOT org/works/64017970/chapters/164225062>Seventh Horcrux [Complete]Harry's soul merges with Voldemort's rather than creating a proper horcrux. Mostly comedic.archiveofourown DOT org/works/28926447/chapters/70972632>Mystic Knight Online [Complete]Sword Art Online crossover wherein Harry is trapped in the game by a more muggle-savvy Lucius Malfoy post-Year 2.archiveofourown DOT org/works/6385204/chapters/14622238>We're No Strangers To Each Other [One-Shot]Several alternate universe Harrys are unknowingly summoned when the Harry of one reality dies too early. archiveofourown DOT org/works/37947727>The Art of Self-Fashioning [Complete]Neville is the boy who lived while Harry's parents are left unresponsive following extreme torture. Harry decides to pursue transfiguration as a means to save their minds.It gets really dumb with how much transfiguration can do, but it toys with some interesting ethereal concepts.archiveofourown DOT org/works/5103614/chapters/11740079>Oh God Not Again! [Complete]A work best summed up by a singular line in it"You're going to be writing a book on this?" Ginny asked, disbelief evident in her voice. "But... nothing happened!" archiveofourown DOT org/works/4701869/chapters/10736366>The Ms.Scribe Story [Complete]The second most absurd fandom event to occur on the internet.https://fanlore.org/wiki/The_Ms.Scribe_Story:_An_Unauthorized_Fandom_Biography>Thanfiction [Ongoing]The most absurd fandom event(s) to occur on the internet.https://fanlore.org/wiki/Thanfiction
>>719338880This really takes me back.
>>719338880https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfHAvyMcGOk
>>719338697>marvel declined when iron man diedNigga whatIron Man was a fucking B-lister for the majority of Marvel's life. He had a brief surge in popularity thanks to RDJ, but Marvel NEVER hinged around this guy outside of that windowIf you could call anyone the protag of Marvel it would be Spiderman, but you're not nearly at the same level as a book series literally written for and around one character whose name is the title.
>>719338985>only the most deranged of weirdos like or want star wars stuff that doesn't revolve around the jedi/sith/the forceSo, everyone who likes science fiction
>>719339149No one cares about the comics, it's pretty obvious that when someone says Marvel he means MCU
>>719338697>is there a universe/setting that does not hang on a main character?
>>719320646>Snape has a lot of Lily Potter's hair collected throughout their time in the school.>forces Harry to drink the Polyjuice potion mixed with his mother's hair>He has collected James Potter's hair as well>forces Sirius Black to drink it>"makes love to Lily "Harry" while forcing James "Sirius">"You have your mother's thighs, Potter">till they turn back to Harry and Sirius>EJACULATE>OBLIVIATE
>>719339197>So, everyone who likes science fictionStar Wars is not a franchise liked by fans of SF, it is a franchise liked by fanboys of Star Wars.
>>719323145I dont live in riceland, europe or america, and I find these names creative
>>719339207It's pretty obvious you're not old enough to post here
>>719320646Why is this off topic shit still up?
>>719320646Foolish mortal.The GREAT and MIGHTY Settra is beyond your feeble attempts at life taking for my heart stopped beating millenia ago.Now you will FEEL MY WRATH AND YOUR DEATH EATERS WILL SUFFER UTTER OBLITERATION.
>>719339017>Harry is trapped in the game by a more muggle-savvy Lucius Malfoy post-Year 2okay that sounds fucking hilarious, does anyone else from the cast end up in SAO too or is it just harry stuck dealing with the JP server's shenanigans?
>>719339358based and Settrapilled
>>719338880I could never get it to run on my PC back in the dayMan was I fucking mad
>>719339273>Harry takes Ginny's hair to make a Polyjuice Potion>Ron does the same with Hermione's>tribbing ensues
>>719339373>people are calling Kirito a Beater and poor Harry keeps wondering where the secret Quidditch level is
>>719339017>Seventh Horcrux>Oh God Not Again! actually goated crackfics, just like
>>719339373It's not that funny, it just have a very intriguing and unique series of events that occur within said game.One other character gets trapped in the game though.It's Voldemort.He uses alchemy or something to "Bring himself to Harry Potter" and Kayaba, who is aware of magic, decides to turn him into an event boss and he unceremoniously dies midway through the storyline.
>>719324764But Voldermort would just become a bane, wraith or whatever he was when his body got destroyed.
>>719320646Now that you have cast the killing spell I shall disarm you Voldehmort
>>719339292I find you creative.
>>7193295693>he is filthy mudblood, we live in a reality where Kaiser Voldermort won and exiled all muggle-lover traitor
>>719337971Anon take the Symbian pill and go play the OotP java game
>>719339273>>719339541>Malfoy and gang roaming the corridors late at night>Find Hermione sneaking around>Petrificus Totalus>Hermione is on the ground, frozen>Malfoy and Gang in unison, pointing the wand at their cock and balls "Engorgio">fill holes>EJACULATE>OBLIVIATE
>>719339570kek>>719339615i mean that sounds pretty funny when you describe it like that
Magic isn't real you dumbHNNNNNNG
>>719339874>breeding halfbloodsNo
>>719339953>t.
>>719339975It's about sending a message
>>719339975>breeding>fetus deletus exists
Why was Snape the "half blood prince"?Was he secretly also a mudblood?
>tfw someone left the ravenclaw commons door open at night
>>719321764Not your blog
>>719339231does that count tho? they are all jojos
>>719330059It’s not a self-defense spell. It only works with the foulest malice in your every fiber of being.
>>719339315im sorry you thought marvel was anything before the movies, welcome to the future old man
>>719338473He did some science to his soul so now it's also a snake soul.he's got a snake soul, anon.
>>719323034Kek! Dumbledore said this and did all that.
>>719340424I TURNED MYSELF IN TO A SNAKE, HARRYRIDDLESNAAAAAAKE!!!
>>719321764The books are good if you read them in finnish.
>>719340380>Not feeling the foulest malice towards anyone attempting to infringe on your physical safetyWhat's wrong with you?
Why didn't they just hire a team of muggle special ops soldiers to mow down voldy and his cunts with guns? Those pussy wizards wouldn't even have known what hit em.
>>719340316They're all completely distinct characters.Johnathan is super honorable and about being a gentleman. The next JoJo, Joseph, uses trickery and baits in every single fight to continually get the upper hand.Jotaro following on from those two is a play on the delinquent archetype. Josuke is another play on it, but rather than stoic and silent, he's the good natured loudmouth type, etc etcGundam is another franchise wherein the main character is not a requirement. Amuro was the MC of the 1979 series, and he features in Zeta (as well as becomes the main character once again in CCA), but the series told a continuous narrative with several different main characters anyways.
I'm re-reading the books these days and it really is amazing how mundane Rowling's prose is
>>719336845But for some reason the ministry of magic doesn't have this protection, meaning that the Death Eaters could in theory just teleport there, drop a few bombs and peace out
>>719320869Making the most iconic phrase in the world of well-intentioned, charming stage magic the ultimate forbidden death curse in the Wizarding World isn't especially complicated, but it's cool.
>>719340832They're children's books, but honestly, it is shocking to see the likes of Alice, Narnia, and Oz next to Harry Potter.I don't blame Harry Potter for the death of reading within schools and among children (that's more on the parents), but it is tragic looking back at all the encouragement to read focused specifically on the likes of Harry Potter, that just the idea of reading, rather than the content and reactions to the material, was significant.This is probably why Americans are getting dumber every year.
>>719340968It's a British book though?
>>719321009The etymology is from Aramaic/Hebrew.
>>719341118They're internationally successful, and predominately in America.
>>719340793fucked up she'd say that shit about her brother when she was the one doing nothing but shooting healing beams and believing blatantly-evil-guy when he says "oh yeah this massive ring fortress thing is just gonna make people stop fighting, trust me"
>>719323909it was
>>719340946>Tappu Nottep n Kybok OthrTappu vs Harry, who wins?
>>719340946This is the angle that normalfags were pushing, though, not nerds. The reason normal people are always pushing you to read and spurning other nerdy hobbies, especially video games, is because they take sadistic proxy satisfaction in forcing us to engage with something they perceive as luddistic, dusty and, well, more normal. They don't want you to read anything fun, creative, smart or enriching, they want you to read philosophy and theory (especially leftist theory), which are obviously things that they consider smart and enriching, but the text is wrong and boring. They're like, "lol, what if we made it read Marx? hahaha, let's get some photos ;)".>>719341348It will always be Fappu in my heart.
still waiting
FLIPENDO
Gonna put on the Harry Potter movies on Nepu now. Are we thinking maybe a watch party on Cytube or something for the Friday night, friends?
>make a magical teamsport with flying brooms>the only player that matters is the seeker (i.e. your protagonist)bravo rowling
>>719341348Tappu wins high diff.
>>719340142Mudbloods were muggle born, Snape was half-blood and Prince was his mother's maiden name.
>>719341637Girls don't get sports
>>719341637No. Catching a golden snitch is extremely difficult.
>>719341348me since I just spawned 20 Striders in the DADA class
>>719341389Was this added after release? I pirated it day one just fine.
>>719324132>Dumbledore leaves Harry with abusive relatives who hate himwhy did they even make him go back to the dursleys after he got into hogwarts anyway? i get dumbledore being busy with pissing around the world constantly, but surely mcgonogal or someone else could have taken him in? hell, he could've gone with figg since she was right fucking there.
>>719327740>but then she forgot about it or got bored with the idea.this could go for half of the shit in the books
>>719320947_____ ___ ______
>>719342014I guess the movies never explained that Harry was untouchable as long as he was living with his relatives because of some ancient magic. At least until he became 17.The Dursleys were the only relatives Harry had.Though they never explain why this doesn't apply to every other wizarding family. Maybe being an orphan is a requirement.It's also a little strange that Harry didn't have any grandparents.
>>719341895No I win. I slipped you some polyjuice potion which made you look like your mom. It was high potency so you would stay like her for 9 months. I had sex with you (your mom) during this time in front of a mirror so you can see yourself and your mother being violated. You get impregnated. You now give birth to my child. After that, you became your normal self. Now you can't even breastfeed the child and it dies. Since you formed a maternal bond with it (your son and brother) you become depressed.
>>719342305>Harry was untouchable as long as he was living with his relatives because of some ancient magicseriously? i don't even remember that from the books, christ that's retarded
>>719340968It was more the slow grinding down of the industry. HP did lead to a lot of other YA (actual YA, not legbeard porn) getting a leg up, but by the early 2010s it became clear that selling thinly veiled porn was more profitable.
>>719342410Yeah it was a pretty contrived explanation.
>>719342014Despite Harry's mother's bullshit love protecting him from Voldemort and only Voldemort, somehow protections using this love as a basis protect him from every form of outside harm. You know, except for the harm from his aunt, uncle, cousin, and the cousin's bully friends who he constantly ran away from.Either that or Dumbledore wanted to guarantee Harry suffered every summer.
>>719342519Porn and YA weren't supposed to be overlapping "genres" is the issue there.
Dumbledore keeps hiring random retards to be the new defense from the dark arts teacher>A complete schizo that has Voldemort on the back of his head>A best selling author who is a complete retard and should never be teaching kids>A werewolf (who was probably the most competent one)>A vietnam veteran equivalent who was actually someone pretending to be him>Liberal lady Hitler>Your cuck potions teacher so you can finally get rid of him
>>719341909no, it was cracked day 1, just no updates have. i don't want the day 1 version
>>719342731Imagine jumping through those hoops when all he needed to do was create a new class with a different name but the same course material as DADA, boom curse averted. Wizards are so fucking retarded it's insane
>>719342731The job was cursed. Nobody could hold it for longer than a year ever since Dumbledore refused to let Voldemort teach it.That's why he didn't give Snape the job. He was too useful to lose to the curse.And that's why nobody else wanted the job, so he had to take anyone who applied.
>>719342305>Harry didn't have any grandparentshis dad's parents died from wizard chickenpox, and his mum's died of some natural cause before she diedthe real weird part is that apparently lily didn't have any cousins or other relatives because i don't think it's ever specified they have to have a direct relationship to her for it to work, and evidently if petunia works they don't need to be directly related to harry
>Aunt Petunia calling wizards freaksWe can look down on Rowling's public statements about feminism and black Hermione all we want, but when you look at this more three-dimensionally, it definitely seems like all the stuff we've been dealing with over the past twenty years was clearly telegraphed.
what was the point of sending dehmentors after the guy who tricked them and no one even knows how?
>>719320947THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS DEH
>>719342871It's around $15 for the deluxe version on key sites, genuinely how poor are you? Do you even have the hardware to run it?
>>719320947Just what were they thinking with this dudes acting, he was way more funny than scary
>>719343238it has denuvo. i don't want denuvo
>>719343194You mean Sirius?Yeah it was kinda stupid to assume dementors would catch him considering he escaped from the place that was full of them.But they also had aurors after him. I guess they were just using everything they had.I think they even used Security Trolls on that occasion. Something that was only mentioned in the books.
>>719343332i think he just really hammed it up, the awkward hug scene still makes me laugh
>>719331935Omg what were the odds
>>719327401>>719327843Seriously though, he probably does get paid nothing, only that he's allowed to live there. With that in exchange, you get free quarters, free food, and something to do. He could socialize with the other staff if he didn't look like a murderer.
>>719323145In Chinese Cho Chang does mean something: melancholy (chóu chàng [惆悵]).
>>719343537wasnt every touch painful to him in the books?
>>719343537For me its the dumb EHEHEHE laughBut voldie in general is just a funny guy in the movieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6LkIcMB3oY
D-deh...
>>719323403I wish there were more games that had this aesthetic
>>719343537The movies are basically fan fiction, I blame the writers and directors
>>719343832First two are giga comfy though. Thanks to signature Colambus magic.
>>719323909Raimi had to fight tooth and nail to be as book accurate as possible.
>>719343832>>719343929agreed, two first are genuinely great, then they became too dark and depressing, too serious
>>719343929Sorcerer's Stone is an amazing Christmas movie. Also that soundtrack
>>719342195Based Keri Sable poster
What are some other games witch castles full of secretes?Harry Potter gamesThief gamesWolfenstein I guess?
>>719343332>>719343537It's just so wild even if he was feared, yes, he was also supposed to be kinda charismatic in a way but this guy's so cartoonishly evil that it's just funny.
>>719344575Honorable mention to Metal Gear Solid 3.
>>719343668>chinese girl called melancholy spends an entire book in melancholy over her boyfriend dyingbravo, rowling
>not a single class teaches them healing magic
>>719344575Do Resident Evil and Devil May Cry count?
>>719320646Disturb Magic
>>719344792Do you want hospitals and potion makers to go out of business???
>>719343332I like how unhinged and neurotic he portrayed him at the end of GoF but he definitely went full ham afterwards. Not that it still wasn't fun to watch.
>>719343929>Richard Harris dies and everything goes to shit
>>719344816is there any exploration in them? because that's what I'm interested in
>>719344715I mean, she's the same person who named the werewolf "Remus Lupin".
>>719344942Not exactly
>>719344950Maybe we were too harsh on tolkien naming the bearded tree Treebeard and the evil advisor Grima Wormtongue
>>719344950Still not sure why she named the dangerous, notorious criminal "Black". Did she consult Raimi while writing her books?
>>719326514I hate to break it to you but... Harry Potter is made up
>>719345168He's introduced to the reader as if he was going to be an antagonist, so his name helps build up reader's disdain for him initially by sounding really evil and threatening with his name alone.
>not a single class teaches them hypnotic magic
>>719344617>be kinda charismaticTom Riddle was so charismatic during his school years he somehow became the ringleader of Slytherin's house despite most people thinking he was a Muggleborn at the time.The fact that he didn't try taking over the Ministry through legit means since he had connections to all the Purebloods in high places is odd, he could have easily ran for Minister of Magic and win.Its why there's the headcanon that making all those Horcruxes really drove him insane and lost all that charisma he had.
>>719345551>He's introduced to the reader as if he was going to be an antagonistHe's introduced to the readers as the nice guy who gave Hagrid a motorcycle.
>>719320879what normie who doesn't know magic exists is going to shout at "abra cadabra" at someone to whom they're so fucking pissed they want that person dead?that's assuming you can even cast it without a wand, which seems impossible (post-series retcons notwithstanding)
>forbidden forest is, as the name suggests, explicitly forbidden for students to enter>it's incredibly dangerous filled with loads of hostile creatures>some 11 year olds break a few rules one night>as punishment, send them into the forbidden forest to track down something capable of killing unicorns, a class XXXX dangerous magical creature
I think the idea of some guy using funny sounding words to produce magic is pretty retardedlike, whats the underlying reason it happensare you speaking to spirits of magic plane in the language they understand and they go "okay the guy wants this other guy to burn, so lets go into his cells and make all his mitochondria release all their chemical energy at once" which happens at speed of lightare you asking a god to murder a guy, like mosesare you focusing your mind to using ritualistic words and whoever has stronger will gets to overwrite reality that everyone has to followare the characters just on drugs/dreaming and it all happens inside their brainsis magic a so advanced technology it seems like magicis it like minecraft where you obey a predermind rules of a game and if you do it really well thanks to high iq you get to end result faster which here manifests as spells and muggles are like women who dont care about videogames
>>719322958I'm still so mad The Great Shitsby is that high up
>>719320646I made the mistake and bought Hogwarts Legacy for 15€Right now i am Watching the Harry Potter movie on Netflix so i can enjoy the Game better and get all the References.
>>719345793I also always wondered how many accidents per year they have with the moving stairs.
>>719345860>missed an opportunity to call it "The Great Shatsby"
>>719345645>he could have easily ran for Minister of Magic and win.There's a particular fanfiction I liked that sort of covers that.Can't recall the name, but it had an extremely odd setup with a female Harry Potter and Neville as the boy who lived, but essentially, after Voldemort died, his horcruxes took on sentience somehow, with the diary and ring becoming fully separate people.The diary becomes 'Professor Slytherin' and steals the DADA position by force since he is the true heir to Slytherin.Meanwhile, the ring becomes 'Lord Gaunt' and works his way up through the ministry into becoming Minister by the time the story starts in Harry's first year.This all blows up into a three way cold war between the real Voldemort and his two horcruxes, it was pretty fun but really bogged itself down with women moments (the three leads are female-Harry, Hermione, and Sirius' daughter (OC)).
>>719343537>>719343332Your average movie depicts villains as being cool and imposing, but in real life dictators tend to come across as goofy and a little retarded. Partly because you have to be retarded to keep slamming your head against the "easy way" of doing everything, even when all the logistics and common sense say it isn't working.Voldermort's whole angle was "I'll kill the Muggles", and he didn't know what the fuck he was doing with, like, tax policy or whatever. He just left that to Lucius or whoever.
>>719324635Guess it made your DEH?
>>719345793>harry is supposed to still trust mcgonagall after this and the incident with the chamber of secrets>he even fires off a fucking crucio over someone being mean to her later onit is honestly amazing how much shit rowling makes her do while also saying she's still harry's favorite teacher
>>719346108Did he even kill any magles? wizards - yes, but I don't remember anything about regular people.There was something about nomral world in the last couple of books when the main trio is on the run but I don't remember much.
Chinks toned it down a little. Instead you just see faggots with Bella echoes spamming Death Eaters and Crucio.
>>719345975Hogwarts probably gets the title of Safest School because the others have ridiculously high death numbers from accidents and shit.Like during Harry's years attending there was only student death, that's probably miraculous compared to others.
>>719346150>informs Albus that the Dursleys are the "worst kind of muggles" and asks if he's sure that they should leave Harry with them>Albus basically says "what could go wrong lmao" and then McGonagall never once checks in on Harry in 11 fucking yearsIt's absolutely criminal the amount of retarded, criminally incompetent bullshit she deals out while fans jerk off over her supposedly strict but fair persona.
>>719341637SKILL ISSUEJust learn Time Slow Magic or be the Flying Teacher with Hawkeyes.
>>719346227He kills mudbloods and everyone who opposed him, which tended to be mudblood advocates. The killing didn't benefit anyone, but he people didn't like them and they did want a group to blame, and they were happy to have an insane dumbass willing to stand up and do all the damage. Everyone just run things around Voldermort, which is why as soon as he came back wizard society instantly fell in line. They didn't need him as a leader, they just needed a guy who'd order murders and own it in a way the aristocrats and government employees couldn't openly do.
>>719346150Come to think of it Harry doesn't have that much experience with adutls or any positive role models. So no wonder he sees Dumbledore and Mcgonagall positively compared to his aunt and her husband. 4d chess from Dumbledore - handing Harry into shitty family so that he would be easy to maipualte and will treat Hogwarts as his home despite it being completely stupid safety wise.
>Tom Marvolo Riddle = I Am Lord VoldemortThis shit always irritated me. If he wanted to count "Lord" as part of his cool new name, that's stupid but whatever. But there's no excuse for the "I am" part. He basically just chopped off three letters. That doesn't really count as an anagrammed name anymore.
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>>719345858Obligatory "I think we weren't supposed to think hard about the worldbuilding and it kinda sucks"The half-blood prince stuff makes it clear that people can "invent" spells and that people can, despite evidence to the contrary, cast spells successfully without fully understanding what they mean. If I had to headcanon something I'd say that people with sufficient know-how can use words as a focus for what they want to do, and this process makes it easier for the schoolchildren with wands and lousy pronunciation to recall the same basic magical task executions, but I really don't think there's a good explanation.
>>719346759that's clearly wasnt planned from the start and Rowling just wanted a "no way" moment
>>719331110>>719337882Order of Phoenix afaik, after the Dumbledore vs Voldemort fight
>>719346915Except the first time Tom Riddle is named is in the same book where this happens. She could have made it fit. This isn't something with several years and books of separation, it's all happening in the same book.
>>719346887There are many worldbuilding ruining moments that made me think that Rowling didn't fully understand why exactly people loved HP so much. Like ditching brooms in favor of teleporting at will.And then "Beasts" movies happened and it confirmed my suspicions regarding her understanding of HP's magic.
>>719346759His name is I Am Lord Voldemort, but his friends call him I
>>719346759That was one of the coolest things in the second book and you know it.
>me once again starting a prayer chain for a Bully-esque HP game on every HP thread I see
>>719320646I have never watched Harry Potter past Goblet of Fire. The whole series turned to shit when Voldemort was the main plot. The best Harry Potter movie was Prisoner of Azkaban.
>>719347374>Based And Redpilled Monster boomer glasses guy lecturing me on what's good and bad
>>719347374>The best Harry Potter movie was Prisoner of Azkaban.I hate how they ditched wizard aesthethetics in favor of modern clothes.
>>719347560Same, they lost the whimsy magical feeling when you see Purebloods wearing tailored suits and everyone's wearing jeans and hoodies outside of class.
>>719344031I remember overhearing our librarian talking with some old lady about how the books would become too mature for kids. I believe this was right after the third book had released, perhaps the fourth.
>>719320646Arab cadavers.
>>719347826it made sense though, a kid would grow as the books released, you'd grow into your late teens as the final ones were out
>>719343929>>719344031>>719347826This phenomenon of people tapping out as the tone becomes darker and the books mature with their audience is something I've heard from a lot of people, including my abusive dad who constantly belittles me with manchild accusations as his receding hairline turns white and his skin sallows. Wonder if there might be summat goin' on there.It's accurate, obviously, but I like the way the tone becomes darker. Skimming the Deathly Hallows when it originally released and feeling the creep factor of the Horcruxes, with the squickier plot elements and more horrific details, was really cool to me as a horror book kid.
>>719348179What the
>>719331510>M*ldyb*ttDON'T SAY THAT
Honestly, Dark Lord Tom sounds way more intimidating than Dark Lord Flee From Death
I dont care about britbong magic war.
>>719348723There was a shift in genre as much as mood. The first four books are structured like classic British whodunnits. There’s a:>central mystery>an obvious but false culprit >main trio are a buddy detective team>plot is driven by detective work>an ending twist which casts everything in a new lightMeanwhile, the last three books are more meandering and psychological. They lack a clear structure and tend to wander. The focus is very psychological, with the psyches of Harry, Dumbledore, Voldemort, and Snape getting the most exploration.
>>719345858Well you can cast spells without incantations. Also without wands or even conscious intent.Those things just help focus it and give predictable outcomes.It's all really about imagination, and those things make you believe that you'll get a certain defined effect from a certain incantation.
>>7193504816 was all about mystery. Who is the half blood prince, what's Malfoy up to, who's attacking people at the school and why?
>>719348723The books growing up with the audience is one of the masterstrokes of the series. It also provides a very funny and ironic backdrop to the criticism it gets in the future when adults start nitpicking everything they didn't notice and care about as children.>this setting about a secret magical wizard society isn't LOGICALLY CONSISTENT>SCIENCE WOULD TOTALLY BEAT MAGIC AND SOLVE EVERYTHING>WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST DO THE THING I THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE>THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SECRET LOREAfter it was revealed Rowling had the bad no-no opinions, it intensified even more. People keep forgetting about suspension of disbelief. I wonder if society getting more autistic is true or if people just naturally become this pedantic and nitpicky. I wonder how much longer until the hard critique essays on the plot holes and setting realism problems in FNAF.
>McGonagall announces the Final Solution to the Slytherin question>everyone clapsOnly took 8 movies
>>719351467Her lore started to really fall apart during Fantastic Beasts, and people hated the Broadway show she put on about time turners. It's not autism or "no-no opinions", it's that the whole setting was made for Harry alone to live in. Without Harry to catch the Snitch and win the game, why even play quidditch? Why is it a rule that the house who wins quidditch wins the house cup? It's all so Harry can personally do it. The more Rowling did with the setting without Harry, the more it falls apart.
>>719351712Yeah, the Harry Potter universe is in the "lacking the original plot and main characters" part of franchising similar to what Star Wars and many other franchises have been going through for far far longer.Expanding any fictional universe causes the cracks to show. At some point you have to accept the fact it won't be perfect and that there's no such perfect ideal form of the setting in the first place.Eventually, we're going to get a series that focuses on adult Harry Potter or his and the rest's children that will super suck.
>>719351712She didn't really write that, just gave the okay for it. I don't think anything in that play is consistent with the lore of the books.
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>>719333672Sniper rifles shoot high-level bullets so a shield hat wouldn't block it.
>>719320947What did he mean by this?
>>719338428Does he only have one use of the spell per day like it's D&D or something?
>>719353251The statue doesn't go away, he'd just block it again.
>>719353398Surely Voldy has some sort of spell that could shatter rocks?
>>719332467it's been fucking forever since i've read h.p but i don't recall that the spell had any drawbavks or limitations besides: being evil incarnate; being a super high level wizard to cast it. that makes it broken with no reason to not spam.it should have been a double edged sword. like let's say it can murder your target but if they can defend/repel it the spell reflects back on you. it would have made it fitting because then it could only be cast as a last resort move where you've weakened your opponent & you need this spell to assure your victory. correct me if i'm wrong on the specifics.
>>719353938And Dumbledore has a spell to repair a statue.
>>719354170>zap rockus breakus spell to shatter statue>zap Abra while statue is reformingAnd you win
>>719354084>i don't recall that the spell had any drawbavks or limitationsIf you can cast it reliably and quickly then it's pretty OP, which is kinda why Voldemort is so powerful. He's a fucking psychopath so he has no problem mustering the killing intent that powers the spell. That's the drawback for most people. You can't take the time and use a spell that might fail in the middle of a fight. You'd need a big opening.>but if they can defend/repel it the spell reflects back on youThis literally happens twice to Voldemort.It's just not easy to repel. The first time was because of love magic. The second time because Voldemort tried to use the elder wand against it's true owner.
>>719353938Dumbledore can apparate, in fact he and Voldy did that several times in that fight. At some point Dumbledore was almost caught off guard and Fawkes tanked voldy's avada kedavra to protect Dumbledore
>>719354084this is something that might be a problem in HP. There are way too many broken spells, like, a simple student can cast fiendfyre. That spell can wipe a whole army
>>719345858For me, it's pacts with ancient gods to shit on the laws of physics by momentarily connecting our reality to their plane
>>719320646Harry Potter is for subhumans
sex with hermione
>>719320646The wall rolls
>>719353938but Dumbledore is fucking ripped
>>719356079You are seeing just how much makeup hides
>>719356079>ginnyveganism should be outlawed
>>719355995Hermione Year One specifically
>>719356367That's part of it but 20 years is a hell of a ride.
>>719356079I always thought Luna aged pretty well, is this just an unflattering picture?
>>719356869You must be a bong.
>>719356956Quality post, truly a flawless example of nu-4chan's mammoth intellectual prowess and grasp of the English language. Go back.
>>719356520i guess
>>719343616>He could socialize with the other staff if he didn't look like a murderer.And if he could spend five seconds without bringing up out loud how much he enjoys torturing children.
>>719324132>>719324732Too bad most wizards are tech-illiterate, Snape would've found a nice cozy second home in /r9k/
>not a single mention of using magic to spice up your sex life or use it for date rapeperhaps the most unrealistic part of the entire series
>>719356079Bri'ish women don't just hit the wall, they crash against it at full speed
>>719320869You're post made me imagine a Gmod video starring Demoman as JK Rolling coming up with HP.
>>719358065anon the main fucking villain was born from date rape
>>719358065IMVOIS
>>719356079fucken brootal. they didn't simply hit the wall. they crashed into it mach v. i guess that's the thing with women, they burn the brightest in their prime, while men peak much lower but still look attractive till 40-45.
>>719356079All the sadder considering I used to crush on Evanna Lynch in middle school
>>719335405...what new series?
>>719358874in 10 years she'll be a top milf, you'll see
>>719356079Average English rose
>>719359884oh you haven't heard?
>>719335405I don't think so.
>>719360161I do not understand.
>>719360161A live action series just guarantees that they won't be accurate to the books. It takes too long to make. It should have been animated.
ANON POTTER DIDJA PUT YER NAME IN THE GBLET OF FIYAAAAAAH?!?!?!?
>>719360554>It takes too long to makeWith how the movie industry is today I'm genuinely amazed the original movies were made at all.
>>719345858the way it works in universe is magic is a lot like programming. most things like brooms that sweep dust on their own are just automation scripted basically. most people learn how to cast spells that others developed so it's like running "sudo wizman -S alohomora" and then you can use it but to create enw spells you have to develop them. the incantations don't mean anything but for whatever reason supposed to make it easier like it would be difficult to kill someone with the killing spell while saying "strawberry cupcake" but "avada kedavra" lets you channel your magic for some reason.
>>719360701YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLIN OF FIRE?
>>719338880>notices the portrait on the rightcranmer?!
>>719360554Don't care. I'm gonna GOON like a motherfucker to Hermione just like I did with Emma Watson
>>719360161What do you mean Snape is supposed to be white? It says right there in the book that he's a Dark Wizard. What did you think that meant?
I am the Dark Avenger. Attending Class by day, slaughtering Poachers and Dark Wizards by night.
>>719332321They cant get in there, the staircase doesnt let them get anywhere near the girls dorm.
>>719362336There's something so fucking funny to me that if you choose the mean dialog options, it gives you the option to back out an apologize.
>>719362393the baths are separate from the dorms ya nonce, there's several communal bathrooms
>>719320947Based Deh poster
accio hermione's panties!
>>719361426Seems like they picked some little brown girl. She's cute enough, for now... but I'm not sure what's real and what isn't.
>>719356079What in the UNHOLY mother of fuck happened to GinnyEven my mom doesn't look that bad and she's 73.
>>719358065I would use it to pull skirts down, or make underwear vanish.
>>719321176Couldn't wizards just magic their depression away?
>>719362929Too much sun, not enough nutrients (v*gan). A tragic story.
This thread set me down the path of rewatching all the movies, and I’ve been meaning to read all the books too, so I’ll line that up in the future, but does anyone want to chat about them? I’m currently on The Chamber Of Secrets, which is the last book I read front to back and I’m similarly enjoying it more than Year 1.
>>719358065>or use it for date rapeI'll take "what are love potions" for 5000.
>>719320646How exactly is avara kadavara more evil than shooting people whit an Automatic rifle.Hell you can even doge it or block it whit objects.By this logic ammo that penetrates objects is more evil.The most evil wizard of all time is just a racist whit a magic gun.Meanwhile much more lethal spells in terms of killing multiple people fast are apparently acceptable to teach in wizard schools.
>>719363549Love potions are hot, but I am an asexual wizard and would never use one for vaginal funtimes with other students.
>>719320646all you need is gun
>>719363491People say it starts to get dark around Azkaban, but book 2 was plenty dark already.
>>719358065buddy Harry very narrowly avoids being date raped in the sixth book
Why didn't Voldy just cast Ultima?
>>719320947https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAOR6ib95kQ
Crazy that magical date rape drugs are casually discussed by everyone and sold over the counter even to prepubescent schoolchildren.
>>719351467Great post, but this whole phenomenon of nerds becoming poisoned with normalfag rhetoric is obviously the opposite of the world becoming more autistic, as much as I dislike the term being used seriously. It’s all about, ironically, muggles waging war on the new species. At one point it was anime, then it was also Sonic, then it was Homestuck, then conservatives, for some fucking reason, and it’ll be something else soon. Watching the Arin Hanson trend of people involved with nerd culture ripping anything complex, weird or cool over the past however many years completely dismantled any sense of innocence I had about maybe they’re not actually out to get me.
>>719358065>No mention ofIt doesn't need mentioningHarry Potter has>Potions that turn you into whoever>Love potions>Communal baths>Mind control>Memory Erasure>Ghost girls >Invisibility>Maps that show you where everyone in the school is at all timesI'm probably missing shit but with the most minimal amount of creativity Hogwarts is an erotica playground of a setting
>>719346759>lord Voldermortiam
>>719364967I always looked at Harry Potter fan artists in fetish communities as the 2D equivalent of BDSM lifestyle types in the hypnosis and mind control scenes, which might have been a little too mean, but you know how English typesu are about their kinks.
>>719364214The primary harm of rape is lasting trauma.In a world with memory erasing magic it's less of a problem.The other problem can be taken care of with the old Fetus Deletus.
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>>719365367>The primary harm of rape is lasting trauma.>In a world with memory erasing magic it's less of a problem.Hey, wasn't there a certain wizard who was a slimy, selfish asshole with gorgeous looks and a thing for memory-erasing charms? Wasn't he employed in a school chock-full of prepubescent schoolgirls who almost to one had crushes on him? And Dumbledore saw nothing wrong with this?
I SMELL CUM
>>719320646It's the latest thing. All the kids are saying it
>>719365572Wasn’t everything you’re describing literally intentional?
>>719365572Keep in mind that wizard culture has been developing separately for hundreds of years in a system where rape doesn't have much consequence. At this point they basically consider it a prank. Which is why Fred and George sell love potions.
>>719365917ASEXUAL WIZARDS
>>71932064616
For me, it's Pansy HP3 (Bubbles)
>>719334190Aren't objects that are duplicated by the spell eventually disappearing? I think you could see it in the movies. Also, if they were permanent and kept multiplying, the wizarding world would be a huge mess in a short time.
>>719367656Generally speaking, all spells in the HP universe fade over time. But it depends on the talent of the caster and the spell being cast.There are only a few rare instances of permanent magic like the invisibility cloak or enchantments protecting Hogwarts.
>>719336658He couldn't even perform Cruciatus curse properly because he lacked any kind of evil intent strong enough to make the whore suffer. It only tickled her. Fucking moralfags, man.
>>719360772>With how the movie industry is today I'm genuinely amazed the original movies were made at all.The movies weren't made today, they were made 20 years ago.
>>719343929The first harry potter and pirates of the carribean movies are ones you can rewatch over and over because they have the perfect balance of whimsy and underlying darkness.Like lets not forget that in philosopher's stone these 10 year old kids almost fucking die in the chess game. But its not JUST a movie about horrible things only which is what the later ones turn into.
>>719342410Something dumbledore set up>old magic i dont have to explain anythingAlso that is the reason AK bounced off
>>719365684>Wasn’t everything you’re describing literally intentional?So Dumbledore WANTED to put an entire school right within dicking reach of the guy most inclined to molest those students, huh.
>>719368562The later HP movies also lose their color.
>>719346846>he didnt have chamber of secrets on the PS1
>>719369059People justify the lack of color since the third film because the plot became darker, but guess what, in the epilogue (which is adapted like shit) the color doesn't return even though it is an indicator that they have lived in peace since Voldemort's death.
>>719369059It's a metaphor for Harry's loss of innocence or something.
>>719342410it's the power of a mothers love because at the time she was writing the first one the kids where the sole thing in life she was happy with. Ancient magic's based off primal greek gods, cupid as a love god is a powerhouse as great as time.the 5th book has a few rooms at the ministry of ancient magic. it's where all the time turners get destroyed.
Whenever I see HP, I'm reminded of the time I spent with my ex fiancee.
>>719369298Maybe it's the world itself that has been bled of color year after year.
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