Keep it vidya
>>719323579
>>719323579>Fuck my wrist and having intact bones n shiet
>>719323787Is that unedited?
>>719323821no gunz
>>719323787As funny as it is, we've all been there and it sucks at the time.>Earlier this year>Tomb Raider 2 remastered>Accidentally hit save instead of load as I was falling to my death>Now have a save that's just Lara screaming before splatting on the floor two seconds later
>>719324385no wristz
>>719324516I don't know why you think a 12 gauge shell imparts enough force to break your wrist.
>>719324217Yes anon, it is unedited. This man really fell out of the same window 13 times in a row.
>>719324592I don't know why you think a revolver is the same thing as a shoulder-fired weapon with a buttstock
>>719324897I never said anything about shoulder firing a weapon with a butt stock. I made a comment about the muzzle energy of a 12 gauge shell. I don't think it is high enough to break your wrist.
>>719325073I've never drank a single glass of milk in my life. What now, retard?
>>719324397>that starfox animation where both falco and slippy give fox the stinkeye at that line
>>719325239Not only did the person filming probably push this poor pigeon's head into the tequila, I can see the wings have missing feathers. Animal cruelty.
>>719324598>eight bears>not 16/16>m8fw
>>719325746So why did it keep its head in the tequila after he let go?
>>719324604he meant the webm you dumbo
>>719326289Not them but, because pet birds usually live horrible lives at the mercy of abusive and uncaring owners and abide their owners in fear of death
>>719326545maybe he's drinking because his life is so shit
>>719325594A Fox In Space is the only thing (aside from porn) keeping Star Fox alive.
>>719326635he me fr
Post pics with names, anons.>>719325746I think they start losing feathers once they're close to death. Saw one with only smaller feathers closer to the skin (down feathers?) sitting in the middle of a sidewalk not too long ago. It wasn't looking that great otherwise too. Some illness probably.
>>719326803there's pic related coming, which is as blatant as a close as you can possibly get.but yeah, a fox in space is great
>>719327573I should really check out some of the knockoffs, but desu I really think there's potential in a Star Fox Assault cross with Starlink for the future of Star Fox. Nobody's going to, but the series desperately needs to be modernized and I really think that arcade-y but open world style, like a more simplified Freelancer (check out freelancer if you haven't played it before, it's abandonware now but the lead guy on Star Citizen was one of the key guys on it) where the game isn't numbers and focusing on realism and shit, it's just the stuff that's fun immediately about flying and shooting in your arwing and a whole lot of kooky enemy types and campy writing. Note, not quippy marvel shit writing, campy writing. It could be so great and get a big audience, but it's likely never going to happen. Tragic.
>>719325239Pidor the Pigeon
>>719323579THE LEX IS THE LEX
>>719324604Crazy how much they had to go through to get a good take before cgi.
>>719332535I genuinely laughed out loud.
>>719326461Its not raw camera footage so its by definition edited you drongo
>>719333065Nigger this is clearly from a movie so it could still be "raw" movie footageIt's like asking if a painting or a picture is unedited. Yeah the artist had to fucking edit the canvas to make it exist in the first place, but after they finish it, when you photoshop a giant dick on top of it it's slightly different innit
>>719327568>ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?!
>>719324512>"accidentally"Sure thing anon
>>719323579nobody cares about the man in the box
>>719324217yes, they really put that in the movie.
>>719335004>10 years ago>posting a cringe meme image from 7 years prior
>>719325746birds seek out fermented berries to get drunk, it'll survive
>>719336606>dark spirit has invaded.webm
>>719335862
>>719336793Fuck, that takes me back.
>>719335004>>719337057These filenames suck
>>719337279heres a good one
>>719337637If someone would stuck their hand out, would they die?
>>719323787>ping_570.webm
>>719337279The bans page doesn't preserve filenames for whatever reason.
>>719334443>2011 + 14>2011 jokesISHYGDDT
>>719334224haha good one
>>719336731What if they get liver damage?
>>719334224Triggered
>>719337637that looks dangerous as fuckcan't even look at it
>>719337637this thing would be an apex predator in China, billions would die
>>719337865>>719338642I don't think there is much force behind these. They'd probably get jammed from an arm.What I want to see is an elevator with a pressure plate on it's floor. Cause I think that's pure vidya fiction.
>>719324217First time seeing a Steven Segal movie? Someone show him the one where he was LARPing as an ambidextrous US soldier
>>719338514very tiny dialysis machine
>>719337637The jeet mangler 9000
>>719333584That is how it appeared onscreen when the movie aired, anon.
>>719333065Being pointlessly pedantic is reddit behavior Go back
>>719338891[furious angels plays]
>>719339818The finger in the air was funny.>If y'all don't get me, I know Jesus got me!
>>719339163After all these years manly tears jokes are still fuckin funny
>>719337865It would be extremely painful
>>719339818SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>719339163>>719340123It makes you miss how moot moderated stuff since unlike today, where schizos are allowed to run wild, mods would take extreme steps to crack down on them in the better days.As in they actually condoned him being being doxxed and would go out of their way to point out when he was same fagging.
>>719340325I don't get it.
>>719340447"you're not alone" just above her crotch, which implies she's a whore
>>719340447There are two kinds of people, those who can extrapolate incomplete data,
>>719337525That is a badass casket.
>>719340123Looking at it from up top like this really makes them look like a bunch of ants swarming a single bug.
>>719323821There's a guy on Youtube with a .50cal revolver. He's fired it in videos but fucking hates doing it.
>>719342373I've had the displeasure of firing both a big fuckoff custom cartridge revolver, and a copbray terminator, and I never even want to look at either of those two pieces of shit ever again.
>>719323579This seems dangerous. >>719323787kek
>>719342627https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0DHCtEIBGU&ab_channel=DemolitionRanchI tried to find the video I was thinking of but it turns out there's an even bigger revolver he's fired.
>>719339163
>>719342827what a weird way to declassify someone's name and address
>>719342827please tell me this is fake
>>719342373i love seeing people fire huge guns for the first time and deciding once was plenty enough.it's a real testament to weaponry that it can go be so fun yet eventually go BEYOND fun and into 'yikes' like that
>>719342958
>>719343101
>>719324512You're supposed to keep an untouched save at the start of each level. KWAB.
>>719340123>>719342958>>719343029>>719343101>>719343190heh
>>719334153Usually the change is the other way.
>>719324897Not a revolver, but any grown man who isn't a brown manlet should be able to fire one of these one handed and be fine.
>>719342296When I'm stumped: Spurdo Sparde (RP option: Spurd O. Sparde)
>>719340325>>719340521How does it imply she's a whore?You the partner are not alone because you are having sex with her.
>>719342827I would want to believe that is fake, but I can believe this shit happening in the US.
>>719324604and the cameraman was teleporting
>>719344394Fortunately It's fake, (The QR code goes to some rating site.) Unfortunately, the fact that it's 100% believable in trump's America is all you need to know how fucked up things are.
>>719342827Now I am a communist
>>719338891>Vanquish gameplay
>>719345071Open the door, get on the floor
>>719345103BOOM BOOM SHACKA LACKA BOOM BOOM
needs a name
>>719345304>>719344423You know the rulesNo webm, a gif is acceptable
>>719345304>wolololo
>>719345459And so do i
>>719342827>Battle Royale Retail
>>719340928>There are two kinds of people, those who can extrapolate incomplete data,And what's the second type? WHATS THE SECOND TYPE
>>719337865The machine would probably stop if it encounters resistance?
>>719345459
>>719345459ayoyowololo
>>719345961>Still doesn't do porn>Censored the comics where he shows her titsShame
>>719344773>Trump's AmericaAnon, I would have believed this shit as true even if the president was kamala.The muh freedumbs American politics is rooted on is to legally be able to do shit like this, pure corporate freedom and no citizen's freedom, as God intended.
>>719346089>Would have beenBut it's not.
>>719346042I bet he has an edging fetish
>>719335658hahahahahHHAHAHAHAHA
>>719346207she got married? lmao
>>719346207Why does this scream AI slop?
>>719344423>>719345459
>>719346137Do you enjoy being disingenuous or is this just compulsive behavior for you?
>>719345103https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756498957960892.webm
>>719346741Because it obviously is.
>>719347053stream that movie if you're so great
>>719347364I can't believe D-2 is real
>>719334443>girl leaves water all over the place>dying wife tells the uncle to swing away>aliens come and are weak against water>uncle swings a baseball bat and knocks water onto aliens, learning that aliens that invade a world full of water are idiotsGod is real!
>>719323787The only time this happened to me was in Call of Pripyat.After that I made real fucking sure to quicksave in good spots
>>719347008Are done trying and failing to gaslight?
>>719347503I hope you save manually regularly at least bro.
>>719332535God that episode was so good.I have a knack for shows with well-written characters that make episodes about them reaching their breaking point, and KotH has SO MANY episodes like that
>>719323787Kino
>>719339818>wasn't spinning earlier when it was grabbed>other guy passes by the engine>starts spinningWas it murder?
>>719339280
>>719347879>making dvd cases for your ps1 games
>>719325746>Pigeon hands anon a drink>"Sheesh, have a little fun in your life anon."
>>719325260mans got glass bones
>>719343190
>>719339280>>719348151
>>719343364Tee hee
>>719349243
>>719327590guffaw
>>719340928...and those who hallucinate some "joke" based on very contrived brainfried retardation caused by spending their formative years on the 4chongs
>>719344773>in Trump's americaLook, as any sane person I think he's a fucking retard, but let's be honest, corporate hellhole US is entirely independent from whatever government is grifting the people at any given moment.
>>719345171>needs a nameHow about "retarded bullshit that makes no sense"?
>>719343671you're not the only one whose dick's been in this hole, you're one of many, therefore you're not alone
>>719349546
So who's Manly Tears? I never understood the jokes.
>>719349976That's about the same energy as Jonah comebacks
>>719325260I have a friend who is black and he tongues my anus
>>719338978Always fucking lose it with this one
>>719349824Things were already shit, however he's making it a thousand times worse, unless you're one of those 'you should own nothing and be miserable' that have popped up to defend his tariffs. >>719350130A proto-schizo from days of yore. He'd constantly post cancer and samefag and he got banned so much, he bragged about buying VPNs to ban evade and getting around his range ban.Then he got doxed and the mods actually encouraged it being spread because of how cancerous he was and how sick they were of trying to ban him. Keep in mind this was when moot was in charge, if he was around today, he'd be treated like that schzio who makes 10 anti nintendo threads a day. The reason why all the filenames are about a really small guy is in the dox, it was found out he was a midget, and when he tried to 'disprove it' people figured out he was wearing lifts. So his only remaining legacy is him being a midget.
>>719350130It's the politically correct replacement for "midget"
>>719347184
>>719347503I did it in Fallout New Vegas
>>719326951Stress also makes them lose feathers
>>719347457the aliens never attacked, the only thing they did was heal someone of their asthma. They were literally only there to help humanity but instead of listening we beat them with clubs because we are uncaring brutes who are scared of anything that is different. That is the point of that movie. You did not understand it and thus prove the movie's point.
>>719337865for you
>>719349842I see what you did there
>>719336731I'm sure the alcohol content of rotting berries is significantly lower than fucking vodka.
>>719350439I do enjoy the fact the only thing people know about him is that everyone hates him and he's certifiably too short to drive in 1/3 of the world.
>>719354305directly related to MGS V: TPP btw
>>719354371It had a more consistent and clear story line at least.
>>719346207
>>719347457The "aliens" are literal demons.
>>719352392>this>Splinter Cell: Conviction>VATS in Fallout 3What was with that generation and "pause and pick who to shoot" mechanics?
>>719340928There is always a bigger fish
>>719343823Figured it out quicker than a game journalist.
>>719345459I miss the days when someone would actually group stream it.
>>719350163Ok, go to website
>>719343532>danny phantom lanklet trying to hit a milk bottle with a sawn off but keeps missing it
>>719333065Kill yourself you rick and morty nigger
>>719343032There is a gun range near where my dad lives that we've gone to. The guy is a crazy old survivalist coot, but in a cool way. He had a big .50 anti material rifle (the fuck off sniper in every game with a fuck off sniper gun). He told me about a guy who came in, told him he wanted to buy a dozen rounds for the big gun, and he told him no. He gave him three rounds, and said if he got through those, and wanted more, he'd be happy to help. The guy goes out. Shoots it once, and then comes back inside rubbing his shoulder thanking him for his foresight. When I was there he just got in a mount for it.
>>719337637That makes me think of THAT WebM with the children...
>>719338693>not using vertical pipes to cage one of those big reefbacks with you multi-story vaulted habitat pod. >not building a docking cradle for the cyclops I just wish the crafting system wasn't so ass. And that my austim isn't completely triggered by the fact that a boyscout in the same situation could manage better survival tools. Okay, I get why they don't want people to 3d print infinite guns in universe (and for gameplay reasons), but for fucks sake, take your knife, take a piece of sturdy pipe, and tie the knife to one end. You now have a spear. You are now on par with a fucking cro magnon man. Get two pieces more pieces of metal, some rubber hose, and now you have a spear gun. Or how you have a fucking molecular printer, but the only way you can get drinking water is to filter it through a fish bladder. I can make a solar still with 2 buckets, some plastic tarp, and a couple sticks.
>>719349639I would say she isn't going to fuck you for defending her online, but that would probably be wrong in this case
>>719360509where joke
>>719324598I wonder if the Inscryption dev got inspiration from this or it was just a coincidence.
>>719361118Is this mod the KOTOR equivalent of Hunt Down The Freeman or The Frontier? I feel like TJM lucked out by coming out at just the right time to avoid mockery.
>>719358412Sauce? Saucenao gets nothing
>>719361932looks like Elf can't on a diet
>>719324512Happened to me during Thief: Dark Project, couldn't bother to restart the whole level and that ended that playthrough.
>>719332535Fucking hell
>>719360651Hey guys, Peter Griffin's here to explain the joke. You see in the game Fallout 3 you take an aptitude test (named GOAT) which determines your future profession. The test is bullshit and the teacher even lets you change the answers. And, like in the game, this pornographic japanese comic presents a very similar scenario where a boy is classified as a succubus instead of an incubus! Hope this helps.
>>719362471Thank you, Peter. This bit of Fallout 3 trivia has thankfully slipped my memory until now, and GOAT became a part of gaming slang for a different purpose, so I was confused. That poster should add punctuation to make it less confusing.
>>719324598Why is that bear being effected by Gold Experience Requiem?
>>719363003i weigh twice that and im not even fatis she 4ft or something
>>719361191>Scorn
>>719325746It will be fine, there's a billion pigeons more
>>719364618I mean it's in japanese so yeah probably
>>719323787>Halo 2 Legendary>end of Sacred Icon>chillin in the hovering sniper tower>Checkpoint... Done>immediately blown up from Rocket Flood>reload checkpoint>die within half a second into spawn, reload, repeatAfter a few times I just said fuck it and never bothered again.
>>719354305
>>719359131Sauce
>>719366085IIRC the Halo games have a mechanic where, if you die within a few seconds of reloading the checkpoint over five times, it reverts to the second last checkpoint instead
>>719337637Fuck it, I'll take the stairs
>>719362403
>>719334153Should be >Game gets mod support
>>719324217https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evd5aWcg0Hc
>>719364618>i weigh twice that and im not even fatThat's great anon but that isn't how much weight she gained it's how much she ate in one sittingfugu belly if anyone is curious
>>719338832>>719345812it does not>A representative of the Union of Technical Inspection Associations stated that Germany saw an average of one death per year due to paternosters prior to 2002, at which point many of them were made inaccessible to the general publicthe reason the entranceway/frame is so tall is to give you more of a chance to not die.
>>719367982by the way if you're an idiot and don't disembark before the winding room, there's a very real chance you or your clothes get stuck to machinery and you get minced
>>719360236>corn with foreskin
>>719359426qrd?
>>719347008Anon, you're trying to reason with an NPC. His mainstream media slop of choice (CNN, Reddit, /pol/, the AM radio station that comes through his fillings) told him "Orange Man Bad", so he repeats "Orange Man Bad". He doesn't have any other thoughts. He can't. Just leave him be.
>>719339050Anime is so retarded now.
>>719368543Are you saying trump is somehow good?
>>719335531excellent reference
>>719350439>however he's making it a thousand times worseand the people he replaced totally weren't
>>719325239that's not cool
>>719368705We're saying you're an annoying twat
>>719370407It's a flying rat, who gives a shit?I bet you get angry at that video of those guys feeding a fish BBQ sauce.
>>719370694if I knew you in real life I'd beat the shit out of you
>>719370751heh, good luck, I'm 2 busy doing sex with your mother
>>719337637This kind of elevator is quiet common in European countries and they kill elderly people every year.
>>719356746C'MONC'MONOVER HEREOVER HERE C'MONOVER HERE
>>719338978I wish they had left the T-posing animation in the game. It was such a perfect trolling from someone running a Sandevistan implant in the Cyberpunk universe.
>>719342296And how in the hell could he not breath with those nostrils?
>>719366085>>Halo 2 LegendaryYou should know Halo 2 was never properly balanced for Legendary, thus the game is too hard on Legendary for all the wrong reasons
>>719336449Holy crap
>>719349639Holy SHIT what a motherfucking SIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>719342365Indians do stupid shit like this and have the gall to get pissy when no one else in the world takes them seriously.
>>719338891The more things change the more they stay the same.>>>/wsg/5961260
>>719356693I don't get it.
>>719368705Yes.
>>719339818this is about the funniest shit I've seen all week
>>719341987>swiggity swooty I'm coming for that booty
>>719362471Hey lois nyeheheh remember da time?
>>719368705>DOES NOT COMPUTE>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
>>719323579Fuck wrists, you don't need em, humanity is better off with stumps
>>719373857hehaha
>>719364618>100 kilos>not fat
>>719373857Is this some sort of Floridian sport?
>>719351034I get the joke, but the bugs were mindless drones before the Wyrm arrived and only built the City after he showed up.
>>719367907Did she delete her youtube?
>>719368705Yes
>>719348151>>719349372
>>719375869Don't know what this is implying, but the money printing happened last term
>>719337637man why doesnt his shit board allow webms with sound anyways, needs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vV4Vg5hWfU
>>719337525
>>719337865ever watched Final Destination 2?
>>719368558>now
>>719346175I understood this reference.
>>719336606women being women
>>719378456Because earrape.
>>719356794KANEDA!WHAT DID YOU SEEEEEEE!?
>>719371712On repeat viewing I've found it funny how swat in Matrix just start blasting blindly into a cloud of dust. Much like grunts in Selaco.
>>719361319>I feel like TJM lucked out by coming out at just the right time to avoid mockery.It was mocked, KOTOR just receives far less attention than HL or FNV these days.
>>719337637That looks terrifying. Then again, I'm a fag who avoids escalators whenever possible after seeing people get sucked under them, and most people seem to not mind those. Just give me some fucking stairs, man, or a normal elevator if I need to go far or transpor large objects.
>>719340325I wanna know why the parenthesis are there.
>>7193683927 wonders in 7 days
>>719368308GMO was a mistake
>>719383169Stalker's enemies aren't that varied. It's probably a good game in its own right.
>>719382823It's less dangerous than escalator because the driving mechanism is to the side of the cabin not underneath it. Even if the cabin floor broke, you'd at worst fall few meters until you hit the next cabin but you can't drop into the the moving wheels.
>>719337637clumsy retarded people FEAR thisit takes a SMALL amount of speed, balance, and finesse to handle this completely fine
>>719371292all defanged.
>>719336449>that BONK at the end
>>719384760>TattoosYou know a woman is garbage when they have alot of these.
>>719385028>woman
>>719385149Are you blind, nigga. That's clearly a real woman.
>>719385369Bruh, check the watermark
>>719360486I am not defending her, I am calling the "joke" bad and unfunny and retarded.
>>719325746You never know. My dad used to find injured birds like that to eat and they'll eat or drink pretty much anything
>>719323787I remember doing this to my brother on Abe's odyssey when he went to the toilet. Come back, unpause, infinite sadness.
>>719340182>shinjiscreaming.gif
>>719385450You deserve a trophy
>>719385417Oh shit, i didn't even notice it. I was the blind nigga all along.
>>719385417that really completes the joke now that you've mentioned it
>filename thread >doesn't get nuked immediatelywtf based mods
>>719384451Probably milked instead. Why keep them in what looks like a farm otherwise.
>>719386000>can't easily tell without a watermarkGrim.
>>719339050when will you stop shitting up filename threads with your barely vidya barely filename anime posts? its been literally like 10 years now
>>719387192When will you stop being so mad about nothing
>>719340182cool, so how does it scroll when you go left and right?
>>719341845lol
