What were they thinking with this shit?
>>719326427"Let's make kino"
Gen 5 was the best Pokemon ever played, but by god were the monster designs absolutely terrible across the board.
2011 called, they want you back
Defend this.
Objectmon hate thread in my board you fucking furfags? Not on my watch.
>>719326427Vanilluxe has a nice inoffensive design and I'm tired of pretending it's beyond the pale.Pokemon has had worse designs before and after it. It's just an objectmon, get over it.
Sorry my pokemon is not fuckable
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I miss my shiny ice cream mon
I like the monkeys. I like the ice cream. I like the pringles jellyfish. I like the sentient Nazca Lines. Gen 5 has actually bad designs but people seem to go for the same low hanging fruit every time.
>>719326427Not sure exactly why, but the "straw" part bothers me more than anything. Also it having a smiley face on its back is kind of retarded
>>719326427IT'S LITERALLY STALACTITE ICICLES AND SNOW. IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY CLEVER. STOP HATING ON THIS SHIT, AND HATE SHIT LIKE KLEFKI THAT ARE BORN WITH HUMAN MADE KEYS, OR MACHAMP BETLS, OR GURDURR
>>719326884I remember the shit storm on /vp/ when klefki got leaked. Back then /vp/ was rational. Now retards defend this shit and say OMG IT'S LIKE KINGDOM HEARTS!
>>719327345Not sure exactly why, but the "straw" part bothers me more than anything. Also it having a smiley face on its back is kind of retarded
looks cool
>>719326756the designer of Munna/Musharna is the same as CHAAAAAAAAAAARIZARD
>>719326427This mon is over hated. There is literally nothing wrong with delicious ice cream.
>>719327531the thing is that's not even a foodmon, it's an icicle with snow on it that looks like an ice cream
>>719327414>straw
>>719326427>I want icecream
>>719327407It makes sense when you see it in motion
>>719327302Voltorb is actually genius. It's Pokemon's equivalent to the typical Mimic enemy you see in RPGs, since in Pokemon, pokeballs in the overworld are the series equivalent of loot chests.
>>719326427they weren’t thinkingthat’s why they let james turder design his fetishmons>>719326776>furGODs out of nowhere
>>719326427>still seething 15 years laterthey make pokemon designs to be memorable, and you people have given them massive success in that regard
>>719327660That's exactly my problem with it, why is it a hollow tube emitting a cloud of 'cold'? They could have given it an interesting color or something
>>719326427The same thing they were thinking while creating that garbage one
>>719326427This feel like a middle evolution when it's the final and that's kinda saddening
>>719327931I can't hate Garbodor because its whole concept is that it's a stupid piece of shit
>>719326756The only arguably bad designs are the swords, genies, and monkeys
>>719326427>10 years old when gen 5 came out>hated vanilluxe and garbador>now 25>havent played pokemon since XY but actually like vanilluxe and garbador vanilluxe and garbador have unironically grown on me with age
>>719326427Crying about vanilluxe is the most reddit shit
>Ball with eyes>Snake>Angry bird>Angry bird>Pile of goo>Bigger pile of goo>Rock with arms>Rock with arms (x2)But the line is drawn with ice cream?
>>719327790Except it doesn't work at all because the fucker is like 2 feet tall. What retard is going to mistake it for a 5" ball? Foongus is an actual good version of this concept, it's 8" tall and lives in grass that can obscure its form and make it difficult to distinguish from a real ball. Meanwhile Voltorb lives in urban environments where it would realistically have no camoflauge.
>>719327414Wow the only person to ever have actual criticisms for vanilluxes desing beyond HURR DURR MUH ICE CREAM. I agree i hate the wafer straw, it unironically goes to far
>>719328459>>Rock with arms>>Rock with arms (x2)now that you mention it, why the fuck does geodudes line suddenly become a lizard
>>719327531More like it's overdefended.
>>719328586It can minimize itself, retard
>>719328635Probably was a single stage at some point that got merged into the line. There feels like a lot of fucker with this, the ghosts for example barely share any design elements besides the color and that they have a big tongue. Most likely they were all separate once.
Oh, so ice cream is bad but eggs are good????
>>719328619A formless blob of ice cream actually makes a lot of sense to me as an ice Pokemon and the fact that it becomes a disgusting two-faced mutant is pretty cool, I just think they fucked up the execution really bad. Why does Vanillish have tits
>>719326427RUBY-CHAN>HAIIIIIIIINANI GA SUKI?
>>719328847Do you think they feed off the busted egg's yolk until it's depleted and then fight over who's going to be cracked next
>>719326427This Pokemon has now existed for the majority of this franchise's lifetime. It's time to let go.
>>719329089It's a seed.
>>719328847erm achtually theyre seeds
>>719326427I know, where are the other flavors?
>>719326427tendies will keep buying, why even bother
>>719329329That would have been fun. Same with Klefki, I thought it would have been cool if there were lots of unique sets of keys for it to have
>>719326640>let's make a cool flying toxic gas monsterWhich is very different then>let's make a flying ice cream cone
We're still stuck in 2011 here? Vanilluxe is not even the most egregious foodmon out today.
>>719328586idk it worked pretty good in gen 1
>>719330154Why do I want to fuck this?
>>719330283unironic porn addiction
>>719330283Where would you... even...
>>719330438I think I'm just a fat piece of shit that hasn't had sugar in a few hours
>>719330283You're not alone, anon. Cakes are the vaginas of the pastry world.
>>719327345>AND HATE SHIT LIKE KLEFKI THAT ARE BORN WITH HUMAN MADE KEYSno, retard, they fucking tell you it steals them. in fact it got yours right now
>>719330623read this in his voice
>>719330438Between the tiers, like hotdogging a girl's ass
delete this
I like the one that's literally just a bag of trash
More people should hate Unown. It's literally just letters with eyes, but gets a pass because of "muh lore" and movie nostalgia. It's not even useful as a pokemon.
>>719331263That movie was really good, though. In fact, it's my favorite one.
>>719328847If the eggs evolved into just more eggs, then they would be bad too
>>719331263But I make them spell out fuck and thats funny
>>719328635I heard there was going to be a DNA exchange when Pokemon are traded, so Machoke receives Graveler's four arms when it becomes Machamp and Graveler receives a reptilian look when it becomes Golem.
>>719326427Nahh, someone post the tumbleweed
Not every monster should be fuckable. You don't see lets say Magnemite and think of having sex with it, faggots
>>719330283imagine the kisses
>>719326427Of the first five gens, gen 2 had the worst pokemon designs, and yet it's the one people least hag on because they were still kids when it came out.
>>719326427>sentient icicles because of moonbeams?>bad>sentient sewage because of moonbeams?>good
>>719326756gigalith, excadrill, scolipede, krookodile, darmanitan, zoroark, reuniclus, galvantula, chandelure, haxorus, golurk, bisharp, hydreigon, volcarona, genesect i dont even like gen 5 but these are all pretty cool pokemon. much better than a lot of the new mons
>>719330154Cutest foodmon. I fucking love Alcremie so much.
>>719331369So dugtrio and magneton are bad, right?
>>719326560The fuck is wrong with Gigalith
>>719326756I love swadloon and joltik
>>719333768Nothing?
>>719326560Gen 5 has the best designs across the board, you tasteless retard.
>>719326756the only bad ones are the goths, the builders and the two fighting dudes because ive never been a fan of the whole "literally just a guy" pokemon>>719327345>>719327531yeah you get it, there's much worse designs but people hate vanilluxe because thats the meme and you cant go against memes. its not even actual ice cream its just ice.same with garbador, people hate it because its made out of trash, not because the design is bad.
>>719332086you're insane, SV has the worst designs by quite far
Gen 5 was the death of Pokemon i fear, until Gen 6 saved it.
>>719331263Catch an n, i, two Gs, an e and an r.
>>719334509I said of the first five.
>shitting on Gothitelle
>>719334746I feel bad for Gothetelle since she always knows when you will die.
>>719330283Do whatever you want, but just stay out of women's sports and restrooms. I don't know why that's so difficult for you
>>719326756Worst starter lineup byfarHoly shit I hate emboar in particular so much
I guess I'll just ask it here. Are Sun/Moon worth a play? I remember them getting some pretty mixed reception when they came out, but now people say that they're the best gen after 5.
>>719336987People who say that grew up with them. They are not good.
>>719336564Emboar haters are all fatphobic
>>719336987That's the last pokemon game that was considered good. So yeah, give it a shot. Or at least do it for the hebes.
Hmm let's check if there's any Pokemon threads on /v/>a blatant "which animal would you have sex with" thread>a blatant "I want to have sex with Iris(an ugly brown child)" thread>yet another "hurr ice cream sucks muh literal pokeball and sludge are better" threadI just want to talk about my White 2 playthrough and how kino Unova is
>>719326756It's peak
>>719337675Go for it! Post your party anon! :D
Ruby and Sapphire SUCK
>>719337675noone cares about another bw2 playthrough number 9394494654
>>719337675Show team now.
>>719337791>>719338627Obviously Snivy starterI traded over eggs for Beldum and Deino from my White 1 playthrough at the start of the game so I wouldn't be running solo for 3 gyms straightBraviary is caught on Route 4 on MondaysVolcarona is from Relic CastleJellicent was the final addition from Undella Bay on ThursdaysUsing Deino from level 1 to level fucking 50 was a huge pain in the ass, especially cause of fucking Hustle.I just entered the inner forest of Giant Chasm ready to do the climax of the story.
>>719339164>smugleafYou're alright.
>>719339164Nice team. I did something similar a few years back with trading a Dratini and Shellder egg over to enjoy with Tepig, Pidove, Yamask, and Grimer.
>>719339164Volcarona is based, and big respect for using the Hydreigon line on a playthrough team.
>>719326427>thinking>pokemonno such thing, neither on devs side nor on the fans side
>>719339210Gen V was the first gen that I was really online for when it was still leaking. Platinum was the first Pokemon game I pirated but both it and HGSS were already in English when I did so.Seeing the JP version leak for Black/White and having to play with a partial translation patch was amazing. I still find myself calling it Jalorda instead of Serperior or Ulgamoth/Sazandora instead of Volcarona/HydreigonGood times>>719339341I'm playing on emulator and usually I'd just use what I can get in a playthrough as if completely isolated but I've been doing some extra stuff that I couldn't do before. Instead of just action replaying in event items in pkhex in the wondercard so that it's more "legit" and I transferred over mons from gen IV to gen IV or III to IV to trigger events. No trade evos though, I don't really feel like using any of them. The problem is I'm not sure if I can do the same on ryujinx.>>719339486Yeah Volcarona is one of my favorite mons in general. And despite the crazy evolution level Deino actually put in work consistently when needed. Was very frail though. I'm playing on challenge mode so hopefully the extra exp will let her evolve again by the elite 4.I'm gonna breed competitive versions of Deino, Larvesta, and a third/fourth mon to use in the Battle Subway, PWT, and White Tree Hollow. I'm thinking maybe Snivy(though I might look into seeing if I can find a way to get hidden abilities on emulator) and then some other gen V mon
>>719332391yes
>>719339918Kinda wish Game Freak had the courage to make a generation with no returning Pokemon again. It made BW1 really unique, even if the way it was executed made the early game a little boring.
>>719339918>I'm playing on challenge mode so hopefully the extra exp will let her evolve again by the elite 4.you should be good with that egg. I remember my team was in the midish 60s for the E4 run. and damn I wish GF would make a challenge mode for every game as it does make it more exciting.>>719340153I think what hurt the early game as bad was having that gym with the type advantage. They really wanted you to use the monkey and little else, so they ensured your options her very limited. Team options open up quite a bit after that.
>>719332391NTA, but yes, I'm a Gen I player, and even then I thought it was horseshit to have "guy" "2+ guy" as a fucking line. At least Kingler does make sense because crabs grow, and Drowzee to Hypno is quite different, but Magneton, Dugtrio and Voltorb/Electrode are shit along with Lickitung and Magmar.
Do the new Pokemon games seriously not have all the monsters from every generation in them? That seems absolutely unforgivable.
>>719340481>hating magmar>inb4 le head butt complaint
the weird thing is that as more and more everyday household doodads and appliances get there pokemon version it starts to beg the question why there are any inanimate objects in that franchise at all
>>719340569Correct. Gen 8 onward only lets maybe around 2/3ed of the dex and that is including the DLC.
>>719340583The flame belly design, the pinecone and cuffs in the tiny raptor arms, another fucking tail with fire, everything in Magmar is obnoxious to look at.kwkss
>>719340763THE BUTTCHEEKS ON ITS FOREHEAD
>>719340583Not that faggot but Magmar looks fucking stupid.
Thoughts on this bad boy?
>>719340763>>719340825>hates based fire dancer*HAAAWK**SPITOOO*MagMAN is Gen 1 distilled.>NOOOO YOUR FIRE TYPE CAN'T HAVE A FIRE THEMED MOTIFImagine an apple, RIGHT NOW, AND IMAGINE IF YOU DIDNT HAVE IT FOR BREAKFAST?Yeah...get RAPED
>>719340794That anon wanted anything other than the low hanging fruit and I provided further knowledge as to why Magmar was shit and the entire line deserves to get deleted. Magby and Magmortar just goddamn suck too.
>>719326756Drillbur, Excadrill, Krokorok, Sarchophas, Garbodor and the moth are all cool, don't care about the rest though
>>719340872Buzz is cool, but his evolution is the most dimeless pokemon to have ever lived. Literally the Saihara of pokemon.
>>719340906Parroting about apples doesn't make Magmar not dogshit, get your fucking eyes checked, nigger.
>>719341027>Parroting two meme hypotheticals to gauge IQ>take it seriouslyI wish you got hit by a train, poser nigger. Still think Fire Duck is kino, literally a great parallel to Golduck.
>>719328404Garbodor is one of the best designed Pokemon in the entire gen, it's not even close to Klefki shit
>>719340906He's a fire duck with down syndrome bro. Him shooting the kanji for fire is cool but he's a turd of a design.
>>719341112Show me your favorite-mon, right now.
>>719340153I had a pretty generic team for my recent White 1 playthrough but it was still really fun, there's actually a surprising amount of variety in the early game I don't know what you mean. Unless your definition of early is different from mine. By the second gym you've already got access to shit like Timburr and Tympole and Bert/Ernie and such>>719340440The problem with the challenge mode in BW2 is that the enemy stats are still the same as they would be in normal. So you actually just get more exp for beating the same enemy. The gym leaders do have an extra mon though which is something. I'm not sure if the AI is any smarter though
>>719341167
>>719341215So you can like a Mothra mock-up, but I can't have a fire-breather/dancer gimmick? You're the worst kind of bitch, a basic one.
>>719341291I'm not objecting to his theme, I'm saying Magmar looks like he's got an extra chromosome.
>>719341370Your moth literally has a five head and stubs for legs, I don't wanna hear it.
>>719326427I want more dessert monsters
>>719337675>a blatant "which animal would you have sex with" threadbased if the animals are male
If Grimer and Muk were introduced after Gen 3 then people would hate them
>>719341728no anon, zoophilia is bad regardless of the gender
>>719341085Yet you're the tranny Tiernofag defending the absolute down's retard duck design.
>>719341870who's favorite is a pile of mud?
>>719341971I don't even know what that means. Your just saying words.
>>719326756i can never defend how hard they dropped the ball with oshawotts final evo
>>719340731Well that's incredibly stupid. What's game with the "most" Pokemon?
>>719342263did you want a muscular biped or something?it's great
>>719342263I love this entire line, but I find it funny how they pretty much did the inverse of what people usually dislike in regards to starter lines, with a bipedal pokemon becoming primarily quadrupedal. (I know Samurott can indeed stand on 2 legs but its usually on 4)
>>719341980I personally have grown to love that pile of mud since using one in White 2.
>>719342425The gen 7 games are the last ones to have every single mon coded into the game. Though it didn't even have a national dex I believe, the mons were just there.They were doing this kind of shit before though, with Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee they only had the original 151, yet they included the regional variants of Kanto mons for whatever reason. So you could use Alolan Raichu but not Crobat or Steelix.BDSP did the same, having only mons up to Gen IV just like the originals. Cause fuck you if you wanted to use a Galarian form or something
>>719341980One time I did a FireRed Poison Monotype run. I jokingly fished in Celadon for like 10 minutes to get a Grimer right at the end so I could have a full party, jokingly caught it with the Master Ball, and then proceeded to never use it aside from like one matchup in the Elite Four. Funny fella.
>>719342263SamuGOD is neatWe have enough Pokemon that evolve into weird men anyway
I love, like or am neutral about every single Pokémon but one, AMA
>>719345054this except chansey and mr mime
>>719345054how has your day been today?
>>719345054Mind telling us who that "one" is? Or if you don't want to say, can you atleast tell me how you feel about Scrafty?
>>719330154oh I forgot about this cumslut
>>719345054Volbeat eh?
>>719345798good band
>>719345054Give us a hint, which gen is it in
>>719345054Which one?
>>719345082Chansey is cute and Mr. Mime is funny.>>719345118I just woke up, so I guess it has been good so far.>>719345249Coalossal. I never was fond of evolution, a lot of the time I prefer not fully evolved mons, and the most egregious case of something evolving into a worse design is Carkol into Coalossal. I can't believe they turned an interesting rock design in Rolycoly and Carkol into worse Aggron, a Coalossal disappointment is what I feel, hate this fucking thing.Scrafty is pretty cool though, using the shed skin of lizards as clothing is clever and definitely makes it the best case of Pokémon wearing clothing.>>719345798I actually love Volbeat and Illumise, even if their existence is perplexing. I do wish they were a bit better though, maybe flip their stats so Volbeat has the higher Special Attack stat, so he could use his Tail Glow better.
>>719326756I can't believe this now looks infinitely better than the newer gens we've been getting
>>719326756Jellicent, mienshao, Chandelure, Ferrothorn, Scrafty, Volcarona, Hydreigon, Krokorok, Sandile, and Druddigon are cool.
>>719326756it has my waifu lilligant
>>719326427Love this happy goofball like you wouldn't believe.
>>719328809Should have stayed separate.
I like objectmon, sue me
>>719326756I feel like people who talk shit on gen V have either never played it or only played it once and therefore have only used 6 out of all these monsOne thing I won't defend is why the fuck did they try to make Zorua/Zoroark some kind of "pseudo" legendary.In the first game you can't even get it unless you have event Pokemon and in the second game the only one you get is the one that belonged to N in the first game.Even fucking Lucario in gen IV is just given to you as an egg. Yeah it's rare but you can still get it just fine.
>>719351601Because Zoroark's ability in blind battles is not particularly fun to run into.
>>719351601because they wanted a COOLER lucario by making it even RARER
>>719352937>impossible to use>flops>gimmick gets cucked in its own game my team preview RETARDS
>>719352937The best way to make a shillmon is actually letting us fucking use it>what's the most important aspect of any game? well, being able to fucking play it
>>719353091Wonder what they were thinking showing move information and pokemon info like that. The fun of the game was discovering and remembering those things.Then again the designs have become so bad it can't be possible to deduce types anymore.
