Nintendo games be like:
Literally for Nintenoddlers.
Woah it's like in mario 64
>>719335717I enjoy playing this game.
you're literally getting mad at software for kids, and you're losing the battle
>>719335717>tfw you carry the entire gaming industry on your shoulders.
>>719336342Go make another famitsu thread if you can't stand not shitting on sony for even a second. Cultists I swear
>>719336491Mr. Brazilian guy, you must let Eric enjoy his Nintendo Switch.
>>719335717No one has made a cum tribute to this and sent to nintendos X yet?
>>719336491>NOOO LET ME SHITPOST IN PEACEkys.
>>719336683Nobody should do that.
>>719336317You damn well know grown ass men are gonna play this shit
Sakurai does what Furukawa-era NintenDON'T, makes actual FUCKING video games and not toddlershit (MKW included).
>>719336773what gamae is it even?
>>719336773Yes.It's basically a virtual Mario fidget toy.
>>719336317>software for kidskids don't have disposable income and parents will always cheap out on distractions for the kids they didn't even plan to getI can fucking guarantee you the average age of nintendo users is between 20-40
>>719337078more like 40-70, and they waste all their time fighting some imaginary "Eric"
>>719337191Nah, any nintentoddler kills themselves before they hit 50
Super Mario 64 was on this shit almost 30 years ago.
>>719335717wtf how does he disappear and reappear like that??
>>719337191The Eric boogeyman is based off of a casual gamer named Eric who owns a Nintendo Switch and plays Nintendo games.The Eric boogeyman was invented by a Brazilian guy who might also be mind-controlling the real Eric into hating Nintendo.
>>719336317grown adults*
>>719337431it wasn't eric bauman the inventor of ebaumsworld?
>>719336317>pointing and laughing>YOU'RE MAD!! YOU!!! YOU LOST!!!Whatever you say, little kid
I wonder what OP's so mad about. Oh, it's this.
>>719338041whgat does that have to do with whaatever maario thingg?
>>719338041China is saving gaming bros be like
>nintendo games be like
>>719338489>Nintendo's detractors be like
>>719337372
>>719335717how can anyone see this and not think that nintendo is gay and cringe shit for kids. Buy a console for men already
>>719335717>Mario's face on the cuck chair
>>719339424Why can't PlayStation make cartoon games again?Is there some sort of mandate against cartoon games?
>>719335717Didn't Miyamoto have an entire design philosophy that Mario isn't supposed to be baby shit?
>>719339769Shigeru Miyamoto is getting old, so he probably changed his mind.
>>719338489Mario if he orcus
boing boing WA-HOO!
>>719339769Now mario is betacuckshit
>>719340873He isn't.Mario will probably go back with Pauline.
>>719339656It's not that they can't, it's that it won't sell. Or it will, but not in enough numbers to justify a 250 million dollar budget for development and another 150 mil on marketing. Ever since the PS2 started pushing realistic people, the average game-buying normie is interested in 2 things: "Does the game look realistic and is there something I like in it?"Think about it. You bought a videogame machine that cost you like 400 bucks on launch. Every youtuber you've ever known has said "It's 2025 why are graphics still looking like this?" and since you have no personality you agree with them! Why DO these games still look NOT realistic? I'll only buy a game that makes my 400 buck purchase WORTH IT, god damn it. And cartoon games DON'T. If The Last Guardian was cell shaded it would be SHIT. If Death Stranding was in the style of Policenauts anime but otherwise completely unchanged it would be SHIT. I WANT real people, not cartoon animals because they make my console feel CHEAP, and have been, since the PS3.
>nintendo niggas when mario peek-a-poo's them for the 24th time in Hello, Mario!
>>719336821This. Fuck GameCubesnoys.
>>719339656For me it's Sackboy, Snake, and Abe.
>>719338041can't wait for the INDIA HERO PROJECT game, saars.
>>719337372underrated.
BING BING WAHOO
Intake back what I said. Switch 2 has games. Look at this banger. Are we getting this for $70 or $80?
>>719343273It's "free" for Android and BlueStacks users right now.You can go download the xapk from online.
>>719337372kek
>>719337078this "game" is also on tablets, which unfortunately every child in the civilized world owns
>>719337078toys aren't for kids, kids don't have disposable income
>>719337372lel
