Let's theorize about Super Mario, the most important video game franchise.
How long until this schizo gets so annoying jannies ban him on sight like VB or the ecker posters
Fuck off retard stop spamming this fanfic
>>719353687Autism moment, anyways there is such thing as a cannon in Mario games.
debunked
>>719353793It is a theory that is backed up by evidence, facts, and logic.
>>719353749Jannies too busy masturbating and deleting threads of indie games they don’t like.
>>719353940There is canon.
>>719354037It has not been debunked yet.Nintendo told us to speculate.
>>719354960>There is canon.No, there isn't.
>>719355156The speculation necessarily has to include Bananza Pauline being Mayor Pauline, since both quotes come from the same source
>>719354106>deleting threads of indie games And that's a good thing!
>>719353687
>>719355224There is internal consistency.Why would Donkey Kong Bananza break the internal consistency?
>>719355308Here's how the Super Mario characters are actors.
>>719355308Based
It's a bot you fucking retards.
>>719355515I'm not a bot.
>>719355241There can be three Paulines.
Why don't you guys like to discuss Super Mario?
>>719355707Bot response.
>>719356880I'm being honest.You just want to discredit my theory.
Here is why Bowser wants Peach.
Why does this board not want Mario and Pauline to have a daughter?
>>719356320That's nonsensical and stupid
>>719353687>>719355156>>719355397>>719356320>>719357504>>719358757I can't be fucking dealing with this shit.
>>719358835There are three Donkey Kongs.
>>719356860Sorry but only AGP ERP and cuckoldry is allowed by the looks of it
>>719358757They want to keep pushing the narrative that Mario is a cuck because of peach. Mario getting with Pauline or any other girl kills their shitposting, not to mention some actual Mario and peach shippers that seethes with the idea of their favorite whore getting replaced
>>719359032That sounds about right.
>>719358757You make up a LOT of stuff to make your headcanon fit together, including splitting up the original DK cast with the current Mario cast, who we've been told time and time again are the same people. >>719359006>There are three Donkey Kongs>Image shows there are only twoYou can't even keep your own fucking story straight.
>>719359475There are either three Donkey Kongs, or two Donkey Kongs.Whether Rare DK is DK Jr. or if DK Jr. is his dad doesn't affect the timeline.
>>719358927Yes you can.We as a board must be productive.
>>719359695And how do people explain Diddy kong and Dixie kong existing then? More natural clones of their parents?
>>719359695>Literally the ONE thing that causes there to be a generational timeline in the first place>The ONLY well established fact in this entire schizo theory>Eh, it could go either wayNow I know you're fucking with us.
Discontinue the lithium OP
>>719359475>muh DK loreHave sex.
>>719353687Theory:Lore should never get in the way of fun.Proof:Story games and all chronological sequels after the third entry
The guy sits in his thread all fucking day talking to himself and posting his schizo collages, he just samefagged one of these threads to 500 posts earlier this week, does he ever sleep?
>>719360598Based
>>719360742I never reply to myself.
>>719356320>loretranniesJust die already.
>>719360836you just did right here >>719360779
>>719361121That wasn't me.
>>719355338Why not, bitch?
>>719361253Why do you want Donkey Kong Bananza to break internal consistency?
>>719361364Why do you care so much if it does?
>>719361121Take your meds ASAP
>>719361502I wouldn't care if there wasn't a new Pauline character that suspiciously looks like Mario and Pauline's daughter.
>>719361037Super Mario has lore.
>>719361632It’s not a new character
>>719362903You don't want Mareach to be over.
>>719361632Pauline herself looks like a female Mario.
>>719363089And her daughter even more so.
>>719362256>>719362456I don't get these.
>>719357504Bowser asexually laid an egg, it's not complicated
>>719366443Why can't Bowser have a wife?I don't care about that as much as I care about whether or not Mario and Pauline have a daughter, but why can't Bowser have a wife?
>>719366637There's no proof he has one, where-as miyamoto avoiding giving bowser jr a canon mom, as well as kamek also being a single dad, imply bowser's species reproduces asexually, and kamek laid bowser's egg while he was really old, meaning he came out all fucked up
>>719366637Because he is a giant turtle you dirty furry. Mario still a game for kids, they will never imply sex in this franchise, much less one from a giant turtle with a human
>>719366957Cranky Kong and Wrinkly Kong are DK's parents.
Ok but how do coins and blocks float in place?
>>719367281>2 of the same race>characters who was already there, no romance bullshitThis is like saying because Mario who has a mom and dad, something any kid can understand and relate to, turns okay to give a giant turtle a human wife. Only dirty furries with a brain rotted by too much porn thinks there is any chances of that happening
>>719367576What?
>>719367901What is so hard to understand in my comment? They will never give Bowser a human wife, they will never imply him having sex, much less with a human him or any character desu. The only chances of a child appearing in a Mario franchise is with no romance in game and with 2 of the same race, like with Mario Mom and Dad or DK parents or with Pauline daughter if the theory end up being true. Unless a giant female turtle appears, Bowser is getting no bitches
>>719368387Ok.I couldn't quite understand because of how your previous post was worded.I understand now.Thank you.
>>719368635kek
>>719366821I think Kamek and Bowser are two different types of turtles.
Here is the timeline after the next 3D Mario.
>>719370761>Mario goes back to the girl he dumped and impregnates her after the girl he dumped her for rejects himYeah man this is totally the image squeaky clean Nintendo wants to project of their main mascot.
>>719371135But they already had him dump his girlfriend for Peach.
>>719371282That was way back when Mario wasn't a household name so they didn't really give a damn about portraying him as a virtuous guy. This is the same era where he kidnapped Donkey Kong and tried killing his son who was just trying to rescue him.Nowadays however Nintendo Disneyfied Mario to the max so having him engage in such sleazy behavior would be a big no-no.
>>719371421I don't think that's going to matter to the Super Mario fans or the average consumer.
>>719371421>This is the same era where he kidnapped Donkey Kong and tried killing his son who was just trying to rescue him.That was a different character who was also named Mario who was never ever seen again.
>>719371613Yes.He is Mario Jumpman, and he is not biologically related to Mario Mario.
>>719371613>>719371858Arcade Mario and current day Mario have always been and will always be the same character. This has been reconfirmed several times throughout the year and in Odyssey Pauline basically spells it out for you once again. Stop denying established canon because it shits all over your headcanon.
>>719372663The can retcon Mario and Jumpman being the same.
How is this theory even remotely controversial. Pauline in Bananza is clearly the daughter of Mario and Pauline, clearly. And I wouldn't be surprised if the DK in bananza is actually Donkey Kong's son(i don't have anything to back this part up).
>>719373217I think that there are Mareachers who are trying to discredit my theory.
>>719373217>Pauline in Bananza is clearly the daughter of Mario and Pauline, clearly.Actually I'm pretty sure she's Pauline.
>>719372989>this speculation is immutable and proves my theory>this stated fact can easily be retconned so that it doesn't ruin my theoryFuck off, chode.
