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>Proctitis or anusitis is an inflammation of the anus and the lining of the rectum, affecting only the last 6 inches of the rectum
Why does Eva have this in her medical history?
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Let's just say Volgin blew something hot in there.
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She was raped.
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it's called environmental storytelling, ever heard of it? kojima-sama invented it
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>>719365127
Volgin
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Kuwabara, kuwabara...
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>>719365127
>electrical burn
>blow sustained
>proctitis
>lower-back pain
she got raped dude
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>>719365127
>vidya women who are weak to anal
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>>719365127
It was actually due to the food poisoning.
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Proctitis
Knee pads
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>>719365127
maybe her butt hurts
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>>719365127
She eats tons of spicy ramen, she even gives you a bag and says she loves it. Get your head out of the gutter
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>>719366331
From what?
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>>719366331
from what?
>0w04x
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>>719366808
>>719366794

the twin snakes
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>>719366794
>>719366808
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>>719366331
>>719366794
>>719366808
>>719366808
>>719366883
never change guys
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>>719365327
I thought Volgin was gay
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>>719366401
spicy ramen doesn't cause tissue damage bad enough to result in noticeable inflammation.
Also I believe OP because Kojima is a creepy weirdo who thinks every idea he has is gold.
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>prostatitis
But women don't have prostates???
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>>719367213
Eva ain't a woman.
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>>719366808
>>719366794
lol
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>>719367151
I'm sure he could close his eyes and think of his russian military hazing to get the job done.
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>>719365127
>food poisoning
>stomachache
>stomachache
>lower-back pain
She shit her life out
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>>719365127
Kuwabara-Kuwabara went in dry.
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>>Proctitis or anusitis is an inflammation of the anus and the lining of the rectum, affecting only the last 6 inches of the rectum
how do you know if it this or a hemorrhoid?
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>>719367151
Maybe volgin said anus is anus
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Why is Volgin electric?
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>>719367151
They had another Raikov mask
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>>719365127
Because Kojima is a fucking hack and you morons keep eating his literal shit with a spoon asking for more.
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>>719367151
I think he can get it up to anything as long as he can tie it back to his sadism.
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>>719365127
I had proctitis and I never had anything stuck up there until my colonoscopy. The lower back-pain is a bitch, so I can relate
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>>719370105
Are 'Volgins' electric?

>>719367151
He tells her in the game that he'll wait for her in his bedroom. He most likely beat, electrocuted and sodomized her out of sadism.
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his review is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYLaJ9rqjj4
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>He is sadistic and enjoys inflicting pain and destruction, being one of the chief perpetrators behind the 1940 Katyn Forest Massacre.

Holy fuck, I didn't know about this piece of lore. But then again, it might just be wikipedia being wikipedia.
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>>719370527
Wait I've been having pain in the area at the top of my ass crack recently
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>>719370527
>>719371692
You probably sit on your ass too much.
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>>719365127
Food poisoning gave her the acid shits.
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>>719367157
>spicy ramen doesn't cause tissue damage bad enough to result in noticeable inflammation.
You've never had real GOOD spicy ramen
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>>719367151
Volgin is a firm believer in the "any hole's a goal" ideology.
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>>719371951
>panda express, now THAT'S the stuff
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>>719367151
You don't need to be straight to want to rape a woman.
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>>719371692
Might be a pilonidal cyst
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>>719366808
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>>719366794
>>719366808
How?
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>>719372335
A spiritual connection.
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>>719366808
>7 seconds apart
well well well, looks like we got another Mimic Tear situation
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Volgin was clearly gay. He hated women. He's not ass raping her.
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>>719367151
that's why it was anal
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>>719367151
>>719373549
It's possible for a guy to be attracted to both men and women, especially if it's someone as fucked up as Volgin who is a massive sadist. Also Raikov looking like MGS2 Raiden is a fuqboi so that would imply Volgin leans towards feminine beauty anyway.
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>>719373549
Knowing Volgin, he used her as practice so he'd wouldn't hurt Ivan. Fitting since both of them are blonde.
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>>719367151
Gay people aren't real, they're just incel weirdos
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>>719367151
I think with enough vodka Raikov and Eva look identical
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>>719365127
Because she was a whore, fucked by everyone and everything
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>>719374128
they were twisted and exposed to easy pleasure early in life (since gays are dtf whenever) and it makes them weirdos yes
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how do you heal proctitis
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>>719374615
You dont
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>>719374258
I look like this and say this
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>>719374615
Depends on the cause, antibiotics or antivirals if it's bacterial or viral. More complicated if it's from physical activity or food
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>>719370105
He shoved batteries up his ass as a kid.
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>>719373549
He's on that Roman bullshit. Fuck women, but loves men. I wonder if he ever lined Ocelot, Eve, and Raikov up side-by-side and fucked them. I wonder if the Sorrow watched.
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>>719373706
>Also Raikov looking like MGS2 Raiden is a fuqboi so that would imply Volgin leans towards feminine beauty anyway.
But from behind Raikov looks like Big Boss
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>>719366794
>>719366808
NO! YOU'LL CREATE A TIME PARADOX
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>>719367151
That's why he did it in the ass.
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>what are we going to do with the girl?
>who is she?
>apparently she's sokolov's woman
>she's a nice catch. i'll take her.
he's not gay, he just likes to fuck hard and beat his partner. obviously this works better with another guy, since he can take the beating and the harder fucking, but volgin's lover is raikov, who's very feminine, so volgin probably leans more straight on the kinsey scale. i'm the same way, minus the beating part. i'm dating a femboy 10 years younger than me. i'm not interested in big masculine men.
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>>719366794
>>719366808
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>>719365127
wut
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>>719370880
based
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>>719376216
faggot
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>>719365237
Who laffed?
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>>719365127
Bike riding
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>>719376216
>but volgin's lover is raikov, who's very feminine,
You faggots are huffing copium. If Raikov is so feminine then how the hell was Big Boss able to pretend to be him with nothing but a mask? Unless Big Boss has a twink body.
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>>719376843
the costume worked on grunts who wouldn't dare question anything.
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>>719376876
The costume worked on Volgin too until Big Boss fucked it up by not committing to the bit.
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>>719367151
Like prison sex it's about the domination more than the sexual attraction
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>>719366794
>>719366808
Let's see if the newfags know what the name of this act is called.
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>>719365237
This is a highbrow interpretation of the game and makes you /feel/.
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>>719366794
>>719366808
wtf I love anime posters now???
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>>719377043
"not committing to the bit" means having a tiny cock compared to raikov's absolute hog. volgin felt the size difference. raikov is just raiden and raiden is canonically hung. there have been jokes in the game made at the expense of big boss' size as well.
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>all these people missing the obvious answer
Riddle me this, Snake.
Where do you think she was hiding the ramen she gave you?
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man im replaying the original on ps2 and while it is kino of course, its really dawning on me how retarded the whole thing is

the game appears to take place in the northern ural mountain range which is...tropical jungle apparently. and then theres the entire plot of the game, which rests on the idea that something that is basically just a more armed and armoured and manoeuvrable version of pic related was somehow so important and so impossible for soviet scientists to replicate that they pulled out of cuba just to get their hands on sokolov

it never really occurred to me as a kid how fucking stupid the entire plot of this game is keke
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>>719366794
>>719366808
Based trannyme hivemind
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>>719372082
faggiest thing I've read all day
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>>719365127
Volgin liked to fuck her in the ass, clearly.
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>>719378689
It is alternate and fictional history. Don't be an autist.
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>>719375641
That's just your imagination anon. Should get that in check. Next you'll be looking at random walls and saying they look like Big Boss too.
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>>719378242
nothing better than a feminine guy with a massive hog.
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>>719365127
She has spunk
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>>719379321
>Next you'll be looking at random walls and saying they look like Big Boss too.
But that red brick wall does look like a man!
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>>719365395
>HAGSO
>clearly says HAGS0
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>>719374128
>incel
Gays have literally hundreds of partners, they're the opposite of incels
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>>719375567
>the Boss and the Sorrow watched Volgin rail their son
Reverse parental NTR, hell yeah
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>>719380851
Ive definitely typed something just slightly off like that before and it accepted it
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>>719378242
I always heard that the reason Volgin squeezed Snake's hog was because he suspected it was EVA in disguise and so he was checking to see if he had a dick
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>>719377360
if you get a boner there is sexual attraction
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>>719365237
A knew a girl in the airforce who had to get some kind of anal reconstruction thing, because she got literally assraped.

Lots of anal raping in the military.
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>>719381257
serves her right for joining the armed forces
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>>719381257
Especially Russia and other third world militaries. I haven't a clue why.
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>>719381367
at least it was a woman this time, not usually though
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>>719381298
No, honestly

>remote locations
>dominated by frustrated or bored young men
>who WILL cover for eachother
>will get paid less
>will be respected less
>will often be subjected to the same dangers regardless
>weekly highly publicized scandals of rapes/murders occurring on bases, on US soil
>women: sign me up :3

Fucking stupid.
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>>719378689
yeah, but electrical Russian and bee man are realistic...
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>>719381668
Well w*men want to be seen on equal footings as men. So yeah that's about it lol
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>>719367151
He is. Gay guys aren't "sexually oriented" to be gay, that's a myth. Gay guys are just extremely desensitised to sex so they need something more taboo to get aroused, like a porn addict not getting off to regular porn. Volgin likes to fuck dudes but he can still get hard for girls (as long as it's anal because that's dirty). Those saying "it's about dominance" are missing that dominance is just a kink to them.
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>>719381032
Hundreds of dudes. Gays want easy and direct pleasure like everyone else but they lack of self control so they behave like fucking rabbits. They still incels because they could never get pussy if they want to
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>>719381668
it's like a faggot in a prison, they think they are in a candy shop until they get the Shugar sickness of getting too much and it goes overboard
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>>719381809
this. no dick in pussy (raping animals don't count, you freakozoids) = incel
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>>719367151
probably bisexual like Vamp.
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>Common causes of proctitis include sexually transmitted infections (STIs) like chlamydia and gonorrhea, inflammatory bowel diseases (IBD) such as ulcerative colitis and Crohn's disease, radiation therapy to the pelvic area, and C. difficile (C. diff) infection. Other causes involve harmful substances, such as those in certain foods, food poisoning from bacteria like Salmonella, side effects from medications, or following certain types of colon surgery that divert stool from the rectum.

It doesn't HAVE to be penis in sphincter.
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>>719367151
He's a Bichad
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>>719382156
>radiation therapy to the pelvic area
Does 10 million volts count as radiation therapy?
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>they were twisted and exposed to easy pleasure early in life



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