>Be me.>Play MGS:D, first time playing any MGS except TPP.>50h video introduction of shitty ass still image "cutscenes".>Finally get to "play" (or so I think).>Another 1h video call.>Ok now I get to "play" (or so I think).>Get backpack, 45h videocall again.>Ok now I get to play.>"Guards" are guarding a random part of the jungle for no reason since they have no idea of a credible threat.>"Guarding" involves slowly walking in circles for no reason, not even patrolling past me.>"Oh yeah, the 50h video introduction told me on atleast 11 separate occasions that I am not to engage with the enemy for any reason whatsoever, I am supposed to be a ghost">Stealth past them with ease, get to the bridge.>So far I have seen half a platoon of enemies guarding absolutely nothing for no reason.>Snake Tickler™ smiles at a beehive to tell sub-seventy-IQ players that you can shoot at the beehives.>"That's stupid, I am not allowed to engage with the enemy, I am supposed to be a ghost, besides they said my suppressor has limited durability.">Try to crawl to the ledge and grab the ledge since crossing the bridge would be suicide and I am not allowed to hurt enemy guards.>Snake Sucker™ refuses to grab the ledge, just hits invisible wall when prone.>"Okay..wtf?">Stealth all the way back up the little hill to see if there's another path around that I missed.>No other path.>Wait 45 minutes for most of the guards to go back across the bridge.>Sneak behind last guard to see if I can go down the ledge on the right side of the bridge instead.>Guard hears me since I am right behind him (Fair, not mad about this)>Get spotted.>"Bruh this is bullshit.">Turn off game.>Refund.>Mail 100 packages of human feces to Konami HQ in minecraft.You all told me this game was the epitome of real tactical stealth espionage. It was the most juvenile gibberish shit I have ever had the misfortune of experiencing, even Ubislops Ghost Recon is more tactical stealth than this.
We've been telling you to play Splinter Cell if you want tactical stealth espionage
>>719376156It was great for its time, but you're essentially playing an old PS2 game with all of its jank intact and comparing it against modern standards. It earned its place in the gaming canon, but it's outdone today even by something like Styx.
>>719376473I think it's jankier than the original in fact.
Kojima was a homo pedo that jerks off to robots
It was a game for it's time, now sold to you with a new coat of paint for $80. Most fans don't want to accept it because they have MGS4 as the only punching bag, but MGS2 and MGS3 are replete with cutscenes, unbearable exposition and archaic mechanics. Everything people remember fondly from Snake Eater happens in the first half of the game, the jungle infiltration, the good bosses, camouflage. The game then turns into absolute garbage after the Fury boss. The base is crap, you get captured and they take your shit to make you waste more time, then it's just a bunch of terrible on-rail sections and garbage bosses. Yes, MGSV is infinitely superior to this game.
>>719376156When are you guys going to realize that Kojima made all of his games bad on purpose? He doesnt play games and he never will. He just wanted them to be interrupted and annoying so people knew him as the cutscene guy because he couldnt make it to hollywood.
>>719377367What I fondly remember about in MGS3 is the hunting and paramedic food talks which probably 90% of players ignore lol.
>>719376473It probably wasnt even good when it came out
>>719376156>konami re-slopthis is why she exists
>>719378050>backdoors
>>719377941Well a lot of people disagree, it's a game that has endured in enough people's consciousness to warrant a remake, ala Silent Hill 2. But even back then it was outdone mechanically by Splinter Cell, which sold so much more that Kojima had to seethe about it. Regardless, MGS3 is a classic that pushed the medium forward during its time. But I have no interest in the remake. I already knew a (allegedly, haven't played it) faithful remake wouldn't be fun to play. MGS3 is outdated. But it was awesome to play it when it first released.
>>719378387People wanted a remake because the game was unplayable almost. Games dont have an excuse for being bad just because theyre old. Sometimes theyre just garbage.
>>719377941its been in top 10 lists since the day it came out
>>719378515Being interrupted every 3 seconds to watch 300h cutscenes is not good game design. See>>719377780
>>719378559but it does have good artistic value which is what people with taste value over gameplay
This game really made with Unreal? I thought Konami had the Fox Engine?
>>719378705Then this isnt a discussion about games anymore
>>719378774They outsourced it to a Chinese company called Virtuous who always fucks up the remasters they work on.
>>719378496It wasn't bad back then. Technology has advanced, expectations change, a game from the past isn't going to compete with the evolved mechanics of its successors.
>>719376156>have autism>autism requires me to spend five hours on a ten minute segmentWe're not your handler.
>>719381248Genuinely what the fuck do you mean? Elaborate.
>be meWho else would you be?
