>You want to marry me? Well all you need to do is give me 100 gifts, pass out from exhaustion 100 times, kill 50 of your animals, and poison the town five years in a row
Oh, and you better not be playing on a launch copy of the game :)
Assuming you can even make it 5 years without the game fucking soft bricking shitting itself. Glitchy piece of shit game.
>>719376418git gud
>>719376374Why?
>>719376507Version 1.0 was fundamentally brokenYou couldn't marry the Witch Princess or the Harvest Goddess because of the bugsWP wouldn't count the number of animals you actually killed. You couldn't ship every item either because the Buckwheat Flour item was just straight up unobtainable in the English 1.0 release
>Hurricane coming? Guess i'll fucking die
>>719376603https://fogu.com/hm6/chan3/witch.php>The Witch Princess is not marriageable in the original North American version of HMDS due to bugs introduced in the localization coding. Witch does not recognize the animals that you have killed off, so that marriage requirement can not be met. Fixed versions of the game have been released, but not every fixed version actually fixed the Witch Princess.
>>719376603Natsume fuckerytheir translation managed to cram so many bugs into the game that literally doesn't exist in the JP version
>>719376673https://youtu.be/SXQlcCD_qY0
without hesitation hime-sama
>>719376334worth it
>>719376710Why would any of this matter? Only retards play troonlations.
>Move to grandpa's old farm after inheriting it>Spend years improving it and bringing it back to its former glory >Make the old family farm the most profitable farm in the entire region>Bring in millions per year for the local economy >Town now has the freshest, highest quality produce in the entire region because of you>One day this motherfucker knocks on your door and tells you to pack up and fuck off because you didn't get married within a time limit Your response, anons?
>>719381294Trespassers get turned into pig feed.
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>>719381294They don't take kindly to homo sexuals.
>>719376603the early revisions of this game had a fuck ton of bugs which slowly got patched out. ABCEN1J22 is the final mostly fixed release, so everything else should be avoided like the plague. ABCEN0J22 is the release version and has other fucked up bugs like random save data wipes and freezing.
>>719381552A bunch of old chuds.
>>719381552Counter argument:>Thomas, get the fuck off my farm before this Gold Axe gets meets your skull
>>719381552Fucking communists seizing my land
>>719381552But they let girls marry each other
>>719381684>>719381382Notice he said "we". You would've had to fight the entire town. They all met up about you and democratically agreed to run your ass out. He is simply offering you an opportunity to leave peacefully before the villagers shows up with pitchforks and torches to lynch you.
>>719381684>my farmThe farm belongs to the state comrade.
>>719382016
>>719382039>Elv*sThrow them all into the goblin rape cave NOW
>>719382135Then what are we supposed to do with all the raped goblins?
>>719381294maybe the girls shouldve been visiting me with gifts everyday if they wanted a piece of my farm. lazy cunts
>originally the hard mode waifu you couldn't marry for three and a half years>reworked into being a normal waifuIf they remake DS fucking the witch princess might not be absolutely retarded
>>719382765After being broken in like that, the goblins can be used as laborers.
>>719381382>>719382016>>719382130jej
>>719380914Is being a disingineous little bitch all your live for?
>>719381294>>719381552They want successive generations and stable society, not your jewish antics.110th time.
>>719376334Women, am I right fellas?
>>719376334It's a glitchy piece of shit but full of soul
>>719376334Worth
>>719376334really wish there was a mod that made stardew valley look like FoMT and DS
>>719381294Not marriage, just interactions.
>>719384292Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
>>719384268>Don't want to marry any of the gold digging skanks in the town>Apparently I'm the jew
>>719384138The issue isn't present in any real version of the game. This is like getting upset that the french version of a game introduced a bug, why would anyone care?If you have even a vague interest in video games, you know Japanese. I'm sorry that you're a poser and you think reading fan fiction entitles you to an opinion, you need to go back to talking about the latest cawadoody.
>>719383063I married Lily in Sunshina Islands.
>>719385269absolutely masterful bait there anon 10/10
>>719385119None of them are gold diggers you spergmaster.
I always found hot how Gotz was Sasha's husband in HM64. The dude was a drunk orangutan, most likely a domestic abuser that forced his stinky & pissed fat body onto that fair dignified woman.
>>719385705>They only start liking you after you shower them with gifts
>>719385857I suppose that's why her husband in later games was that pussy whipped beta male Jeff.
>>719385960Like any other person in town. Also you can just talk to them or show them your dog.
>>719385960just talk to them anon
>>719381294>>719381552have my dog kill him
