>the game with the worst camera on earth>and some of the most bland and empty levels >that makes you replay each level 6 times>with some of the most nonsensical and frustrating physics >where you accelerate like a van, turn like a boat, ricochet off walls like a bouncy ball, struggle to walk up a slight incline, and with literal invisible walls scattered throughout levels>with a dozen different jump variants when all you want is a fucking camera that is actually looking where you're going instead of shoved up Mario's asshole >is somehow regarded as one the best games ever madeHow the fuck did we get to this point?
>nonsensical frustrating physicsWhat
How was I suppose to know that the game starts in the castle? When you first enter the castle a text book pops up telling you nothing's there and to leave.
>>719377887try reading the very next line shitbrain retard>where you accelerate like a van, turn like a boat, ricochet off walls like a bouncy ball, struggle to walk up a slight incline, and with literal invisible walls scattered throughout levels
>>719377828>the game with the worst camera on earthHit RThen C DownNow you have perfect control over itWhy do zoomers have this much trouble understanding how the camera works in mario 64?
>The single most overrated piece of shit in existenceThat's not an image of undertale
you forgot your dial a combo platforming complain lol
>>719377976This is not some secret underground knowledge, you fucking retard... everyone fucking knew this. It made it like 5% better at most, it's still one of the absolute worst fucking cameras of all time, especially egregious in a 3D platformer that is all about precise analog inputs that are relative to said camera.
>>719377828The camera was something that SM64 literally revolutionized, SM64 crawled so that future games could reverse long jump up a flight of infinite stairs.
>>719377828Aww, poor zoom zoom needs some more (you) dopamine hits? You’re no different than a child throwing a temper tantrum. How fucking pathetic are you in real life? Tell us?
>>719378053>Mario 64 invented the camerait's actually fucking hilarious that tendies just cannot acknowledge the existence of something until their master Nintendo has done it themselves and given them permission to acknowledge it.
>>719378045especially egregious in a 3D platformer that is all about precise analog inputs that are relative to said camera.What fucking precise analog inputs?The ONE level where this could be real is on Rainbow Ride and MAYBE the final Bowser in the Sky stage, you know, at the literal end of the game where you pretty much mastered how shit works?
It's insane just how much better pic related has aged and is infinitely more fun to play today. Good fundamentals are timeless.
>>719378231>What fucking precise analog inputs?Are you just pretending to be retarded? Movement direction is analog, movement speed is analog, jump timing is analog. If you think none of these require any precision, that is just a mark against your dogshit game more than anything. Just jump and dance around like a stupid faggot hunting for gay easter eggs, while the platforming (and hazards... and enemies.... and bosses) are secondary obviously
>>719377828It's crazy how no other 3D game besides Mario Sunshine comes close to the fluid movement in this game.
>>719378165I didn't say it invented the camera, I said it revolutionized it, especially for platformers.Look at all the shitty 3D platformers that ignored or predated it, like Bubsy 3D.
>>719377828I'm not a big fan of it either. It was revolutionary for the time but I don't enjoy going back to it. And even at the time, Banjo-Kazooie was a much better game.Mario Galaxy is the true masterpiece.
>>719377828imagine getting filtered by Mario 64 LuL
>>719378416read:>no other 3D game made you take 10 seconds to accelerate to full speed like you are a minivan>no other 3D game made you turn around slowly with a huge turning radius like you're a fucking pontoon boat>no other 3D game made you ricochet off walls even at low speed>no other 3D game made you struggle to walk up a slight incline if you aren't >no other 3D game littered invisible walls all around their levels (and never bothered to test any of them)huh, wonder why..
>>719377828>>719378045You clearly have never played Sonic Adventure 2
>>719377828OP is a faggot as usual and picrel is actuallly the single ost overrated piece of shit in existence
>>719378713Close second >>719377979Close third
>>719378767you right, now here the actual first most overrated piece of shit
>>719378676What other game can you platform like this? All of the game mechanics mesh together extremely well.
>>719378864It's the worst Souls game, but still a great game overall, just a shame about the constant backtracking and how rushed and filler the last third of the game is.
You just had to be there, kid.
All toasters toast toast
Does every thread on /v/ need to be ragebait? Really?
>>719377828To me, you are describing Sunshine
>>719379021>MUH SPEEDTROONING!!!Every. Fucking. Time. with you stupid fucking trannies.
>>719379179only the ones that want replies
>>719377828Hahaha I was just thinking about how this is probably the most overrated game of all time like yesterday. Nice for innovation but made obsolete by better platformers that don't control like complete shit. The fact that autists still play it religiously is a testament to the awful taste of your average tendie.
>>719379250I don't understand what you're saying.
>>719377887What's hard to understand about that? Ever played it? The physics are absolutely horrible.
>>719379250You sure are obsessed with trannies. Were talking about video games, not your sexual desires, try to stay on topic.
>>719378269>Aged better>still looks a million times better>you never notice the jumping because it just works how you'd want it to every time>doesn't look like a weird grassy hellscape
>>719378269save system of that game is awful
>>719379021Yeah by some faggot 40 year old who has been playing the game since the day it came out. Doesn't make it a good game since 99.9999% of people will never play it like that.
>>719379032Did you just download that opinion from generictakes.com?
>>719379621So what other game plays anything close to that?
>>719379678Did you just choose to ignore what I said... No one except speedtrannies play like that. The vast vast vast majority of players will never know you can do any of that stuff. It's not like Nintendo made it that Wayne purpose either, just a happy coincidence for autists 20 years later.
>>719378045What other fully 3D platformers/action games came before Mario 64 that perfected the camera at that period? Jumping Flash? That's a first-person platformer. Mario's camera was basically the best for 3D platformers at that point in time, you fucking moron.
>>719379791Way on*Lel
>>719378767>Close thirdYou know what that's fair
>>719377828Are Gen Z / Gen Alpha completely and utterly incapable of placing themselves in time?
>>719379791I don’t speed run Mario 64 and I’ve been playing like that since I was 8 because it’s fun to chain moves together and master mario’s moveset.
>>719377828nah
>>719378165he's right and I loathe Nintendo and tendies, zoomgroid dipshit. nice reading comprehension BTW
>>719379791You can do all of those mechanics at a casual level without speedrunning. The wall in the beginning of that webm was literally put there to walljump off of.
>>719377828>The single most overrated piece of shit in existence.That's not mario kart 8 deluxe
>>719378165ok show us something earlier then
>>719379676it was refreshing to read, the contrarianism is out of hand
>>719379676did you find this post at the poopy fart ass butt guy store?
I'm starting to think that this was maybe better the whole time
>>719377828the angle camera was made for this controller you retard when the stick can be locked on these carvings
>>719379950That feel when your platformer comes with a fighting game move list...
>>719377828If you play a bad 3D platformer, you're gonna realize Super Mario 64 was indeed a masterpiece VERY quick.
>>719379791Who the fuck is Wayne??
i dunno you don't even have to leave the system to find games with worse cameraslike dk64
>>719380351>dk64Exactly what I was referring to >>719380246here.
So whats with all those Sm64 hate threads lately? Did any big pootuber shit something out hating the game or is just one schizo like usual?
>>719380627just snoys seething business as usual
>>719379678DK94
>>719380627Super Mario 64 is just an easy target for zoomers to get (You)s with.
OP is gayLPBP
you cannot pretend to be retarded
>>719377828Nice self report lol
>>719379867yes. They also want everything handed to them, you are not allowed to come to your own conclusions and cultivate your own skill in games no no you must know everything the game has to offer in the first 5 min or else tantrums like OPs happen.
>>719380182Does this thing actually work like an N64 joystick or is it typical Gamecube-style slopAlso does it still have the plastic-grinding-on-plastic mechanism because if so then muh Hall Effect means nothing
>>719377828UE5slop
>>719377828It's a "good" game but honestly even Sunshine is better and less clunky. Galaxy absolutely wrecks it. So even if you're just a turbo manchild fanboy it's not even the best 3D Mario.
>>719377828you're a retarded kid who's probably half as old as this game, that's why.
Pong is so overrated, worst camera, bland and empty levels, replay each level infinity times...
>>719377828>The single most overrated piece of shit in existence.BotW.
>>719384196my life suddenly started to make more sense
