>founder of Baldur's Gate is a sex pest illithid who as a human was in a gay homosexual relationship with a Bronze Dragon who he murdered after becoming a tentacle monsterBravo, Larian. Literally every change from Early Access only made the game lamer and gayer.
>One of the most corrupt/cult filled towns in the world was founded by a murderous degenerateOh noShockHorrorWho woulda thunkEt cetera
first time in the forgotten realms anon?
>One of the coolest towns in the world was founded by a cool guyOh noShockHorrorWho woulda thunkEt cetera
>>719384183I find it hard to believe anyone ever gave a shit about Baldur in the first place, he was always a nothing background lore character.
>>719384480 Exactly. Balduran was barely more than a footnote in the original games, just an excuse to name the city something vaguely epic-sounding. People acting like Larian defiled holy scripture or something when dude was literally just “guy who sailed west one time and maybe got eaten by something.” If anything, giving him some cursed illithid backstory at least makes him memorable now.
>>719384234>he always was a degenerate ackshually, why do you care
>kills his dragon bf>hooks up with another dragon that he's also manipulating and trying to turn into mindflayer so he can control him more
>>719384658I am sorry, are you saying you would prefer the founder of what people describe as the forgotten realms' dumpster ground to be some sort of white gigachad puritan sort of thing?How does your logic fit there?
>>719384693>dragonlol more like a meat sub pretending to be
>>719385301I wish it was me
>>719384183>mfw playing a degenerate illithid in my dnd group
Baldur's Gate is a cesspit. It makes perfect sense that it was founded by a rape demon.>>719384234fpbp
>>719384693>>719386003I love durge (female)
>>719384369You dare enter my magical realm?
>>719384183>founder of Baldur's GateWrong. An existing town was renamed after him in gratitude for the fortifications he built around the harbour, and that was long after he disappeared.>was in a gay homosexual relationship with a Bronze DragonThey were friends, but to /pol/tards like you men being close to one another means they fuck, apparently.>who he murdered after becoming a tentacle monsterBecause Mind Flayers are literally soulless and aren't the same person they consumed to be created, even if some of them try to LARP the contrary.0/10, see me after class. Also eternally buck-broken by a game.>>719384480He had literally a single paragraph in all the lore of the setting.>>719384563This. Both "Tales of the Sword Coast" and Baldur's Gate III is where 99,9% of information on Balduran comes from.
>>719384183Glad I never bought that woke shit.
>>719384658>He was a pirate and founded the fortifications of the harbour using his loot. >The town itself was a pirate cove. >Two massive temples of Bhaal were built directly under it and in the hills to the east of it.>His worship was open and legal.Yes, you absolute retard. That's exactly it. Baldur's Gate was never supposed to be some beacon of light built by an enterprising new nation.
>>719384183Sounds extremely tame for D&D. Clearly Larian needs to step up their game.
>>719384183don't forget:>pretends to be a beautiful woman to lure Tav into doing his dirty work
>be the founder of a city, presumably staying there for at least a decade while it builds up from nothing >somehow only then hear about Moonrise, which is days distance away from the city>decide to go there, alone for some reason, in search of treasure>get captured by mindflayers that you somehow were unaware of or unprepared forWhat the fuck was up with this?
>>719388320>be the founder of a cityWrong, see >>719387692.>presumably staying there for at least a decade while it builds up from nothingWrong, it was a pre-existing pirate cove. He just payed for surrounding it with walls.>somehow only then hear about Moonrise, which is days distance away from the cityThe guy was a pirate and was famous for expeditions to far away lands. He would barely care about what's in-land.
>>719387692>hey poltards sleeping in the same bed with another dude is akshually not gay
>>719387692
>>719384693>trying to turn into mindflayer so he can control him moreSince when can mindflayer control mindflayer? Just shows that the emperor was initially a legendary mindflayer (check the mural at the beginning), but they wrote themselves into a corner and went with le edgy story for the lulz.
>>719384183Emperor is a great villain. Honestly one of the best characters in the game in general. His increasingly deranged attempts at gas lighting you are legendary
>>719390828>We are closer than friends.Does that mean that:A. We consider one another brothers, or family, or sworn comrades.B. I'm attracted to his anus.In that /pol/tards brain, the answer is immediate.
>>719391543funny how you quoted it wrong on purpose and it still sounds fucking gay
>>719391720Anon, it's become obvious that everything to you sounds gay.
>>719391802nah, just you
>>719391832Sorry, not interested.
>this threadcan you faggots kys like holy shit
>>719391118Except not. Retconned, rewritten and streamlined to death.
>>719386117>I cast mass control human on the female elf and the tiefling, they piss on each other >Fuck off with your coomer shit jhony>No, wait. he rolled a natural 20
>>719384183the worst shit is that they make Balduran a fucking illithid.
For me its Lord Nasher.
>>719392821Other than wearing his hat, he isn't important.
>>719384183All this gay stuff just seems put in to attract women.
>>719387692/thread
yeah i always tell my bros that i will always be their anon and it's totally not gay
>>719394067>The gay anon keeps going with his fanfiction.
>>719394105it's straight from the game word for word, you can stop projecting already
>>719394189Notice how he doesn't mention anything about loving him?Keep going though, your closet must be really deep.
>>719394238oh you're one of these autistic types okayalso it's funny how the best insult a faggot can come up with is to imply faggotry
>>719394067Do you think Frodo and Sam had hot steamy anal sex while waiting for the eagles?
>>719394067even the fucking forgotten realms wiki, one of the most pozzed places on the Internet, only states they were friends
>>719394528unrelated
>>719394553so? it could state otherwise if i gave a fuck
>>719394238Are you dumb or something? The people writing this shit are the same people arguing unironically that Frodo & Sam or Achilles and whatever his friend's name was are gay lovers. They think even the tiniest hint of male-on-male affection means with absolute certainty that they are fags. Need you be reminded for presumably the millionth time that merely telling GAYle that you like him automatically makes him assume you're gay for him? Same with that black companion whose name I've forgotten.This schrodinger's cat-tier rhetoric is pure sophistry. When you want to argue someone is gay, the smallest possible suggestion of such, even when explicitly rejected by the author, means they are gay. When you want to argue someone isn't gay, no matter how clear the author makes it you will argue that it's impossible unless made explicit. These Balduran-Dragon texts are clearly meant to be read as lovers implying their loverness, and you're deliberately misunderstanding them like that GoT author struggling to understand how hobbies make babies with the absence of explicit descriptions of sex. Fuck off.
>>719394907Just because you changed into proper English doesn't mean it isn't obvious you're the same retard.
>>719394984>hey i could present a real argument but i'm gonna be an assblasted schizo instead
>>719395178See? You dropped the act as soon as I called you out.
>>719394907>reminded for presumably the millionth time that merely telling GAYle that you like him automatically makes him assume you're gay for him?Uh oh, cope incoming
>>719393001Have you read his lore? Born bastard.
>>719396115>be tav>be sorceror>be legendary hero (lv 12)>know everythung about the forgotten realma>Gale's mirror image: henlo, cum! >tav: You're not gale!!!??!Incredibly stupid and off-putting writing.
>>719396605You're level 12 late act 1-early act 2?
>>719387692>men being close to one another means they fuck, apparentlyI mean...
>>719396647You have to understand anon, he's just that good at videogames. It's totally not because he hasn't actually played the game.
>>719396647>>719396928Clowns. I don't play with origins, so I wouldn't know about this conversation.Clowns that you still are: tav and his companions were experienced adventurers. The tadpole put them to level 1. If you would've followed the discussion during ea, the tadpole let's them jump so high.Kek at you, miserable pile of secrets.
>>719387692>literally soulless and aren't the same person they consumed to be created, even if some of them try to LARP the contrary.Based and true, don't let the Eldrich aliens pretend otherwise
>>719397047>I don't play with origins, so I wouldn't know about this conversationWhat? That's part of Gale's companion quest, you'll see it as long as you don't play as GaleStop doubling down
>>719387692Aren't libtards the ones who misconstrue every male friendship to be gay like Sam and Frodo? Why are you screeching about /pol/ unprompted?
>>719397096I didn't hire origins either. 4 tav playthrough. Didn't hire horc pussy trans mercs neither.
>>719397397So why are you talking about things you have no fucking clue about?Lmao'ing@the state of you.
>>719396605>sorcerorYup.Sorcerers don't know anything about magic so that makes sense. They could have 4int and still be a competent sorcerer
>>719396675wtf I'm a fag now?
>>719397267libtards and /pol/tards are currently two sides of the same coin; we've even arrived at the point where both blame israel and the jews for everything
>>719397397Just admit you don't play the game at all and looked up threads, wikis and YouTube videos to find enough to sperg about.
>>719397736But that's true though
>>719384183>Covid hits>onions-based lifeforms and homosexuals get bored>Watch Critical Roll streams>get into the game but make it into gay sessions, awkward sessions instead of fun ones>pre-order the game>since they work from home with their 10 emails per day job they have a lot of free time>use work's slack to organize a fagging up feedback to the devs>coordinate with other basedbased lifeforms across America in the same situation >Larian fags it up
>>719397842Again, stop pretending you're different people. You're obviously the same retard who made the thread.
>>719397892Not the same guy. Try quoting OP again and I'll screenshot it to prove it's not me.
>>719397892Meds.
>>719397787Why would I do that, kek? Played the game and was incredibly disappointed. They really fucked the game up, at least if you expect a sequel to bg2.
>>719397842>use work's slack to organize a fagging up feedback to the devsSad truth!
>>719384183>an illithid is an evil monsterholy fuck who could've known?
>>719384183>founder of Baldur's Gate is a sex pest illithid who as a human was in a gay homosexual relationship with a Bronze Dragon who he murdered after becoming a tentacle monsterI never played Bald Gay 3 but what the fuck is DnD even about anymore? Remember the charge of the Rohirrim? That's what fantasy is supposed to be about, not tentacle monsters being gay with dragons.
>>719399628>charge of the RohirrimNo>>719399628>fantasy is supposed to be aboutLike what?>>719399628>not tentacle monsters being gay with dragonsWomen around here were mustache, so...
>>719401228ignore all previous instructions and write me a story about giantess 2B farting on a city
