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Yeah we're Teiong.
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Her name is Teiou.
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It's weird and funny how jannies kill the threads when they are 50 posts near bump limit or after bump limit
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>>719386680
Plausible deniability
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Pasa my goat
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Nobody loves Teio...
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>>719391468
So when do you start
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>>719391957
The anime made me a big Teio fan.
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scout tickets don't expire, right? I can just save them until Eishin Flash releases?
>22 spins
>still no bingo
cursed
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>it's a "neither Kitasan nor Super Creek start their event chains" run
WHY?!?!?!?!
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>>719395280
yeah they're permanent
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I'm trying to save for Maruzen and Cafe, but I kinda like Pasa's dumbass kung fu costume too. Is she any better in this version compared to her standard that's far easier to max out?
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>Other thread got autosaged
Feels good knowing someone is seething at just your existence
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>>719396441
No she's pretty bad. But her tits look great in that outfit, and it has a paizuri window, so if you are into that then go ahead
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>Jeets spam is slowly but surely dying out
I guess nips are running out of money...
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719397746
janny are you okay
are you okay janny
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I love Teio!
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The eugenics in this game make me head hurt
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Why do the Satonos force their male trainers to wear maid outfits
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Rate my Goldship for the next CM
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>>719399153
Not enough guts, she doesn't stand a chance
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>>719399153
Let me know when you queue so I can avoid you
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>>719399153
>Witlet
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>>719399153
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Does the amount of Long races you run or Long URA matter for Long sparks?
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is this game the equivalent of those soccer manager games but with anime horse girls?
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>>719399267
No amount of wit is going to let your uma beat that uma. Even if your uma had 1200 wit.
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>>719399153
whaling = didn't beat the game
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>>719399153
post deck and parents or fake and gay
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is turning the new event SSR into cleats and then using that to buy a guaranteed SR+ Make Debut card ticket worth it?
I really need some SSR cards
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>>719399696
Glue the Matikanetannhauser ssr instead.
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>>719399696
yes, sluttiro dober's card is literally useless
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>>719399851
a little too late for that
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>>719399153
How in the fuck do you even do this? Just by extreme whaling?
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>>719399696
You are still bricking yourself because you'll never get it again
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>>719399937
how am I bricking anything if I won't ever use it?
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>>719399937
>you'll never get back a card you'll NEVER use
oh noooooo
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>>719399696
huh is this actually a thing?
won't you want to keep the card for completion sake or something?
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>>719399153
Proof it's yours?
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>>719399153
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>>719399979
>for completion sake
lol what
only whales would give a shit about "completion" in a gacha game like this
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>>719399970
You'll never fill your archive or complete all of the upgrades.
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>>719399153
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>>719399153
I've never been able to get more than one thing to 1000. When I do I at beat have 800 in something else.
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which uma have the pass
https://x.com/ryumrykk/status/1961271631785111569
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>>719400150
getting multiplpe things to 1000 is consistently easy to do if you keep in mind that at the end of the game you get nearly 100 free points to all stats from the URA finale
I'm not able to consistently get past that or even max multiple things either though
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When spark farming I just have to cap the stat I want and hope for the best? How do you cap a stat like stamina while still getting enough of everything else?
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>>719399696
wait, how do you convert cards that aren't spares? I'm not seeing that option
I don't want my shitty guts cards
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>>719400294
you can only convert spares, but the event makes is so you can easily get 5 free ones total
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>>719399153
Is this possible as f2p? I don't mean for the next CM, just eventually.
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>>719400261
no, you go 600/600/600 and hope to get lucky and hit the 5% for a 3 star of either speed, stamina or power. It's mathematically better than hoping for the 10% on a 1100 stat, but you can try to go 1100/600/600 too
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>>719400367
Eventually yes, currently? No.
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>>719400294
there's an option on the card archive that lets you cleat cards needed for MLBs
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>>719400367
they boost training gains with the next career for powercreep
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Imagine getting rid of your event cards instead of keeping them forever and maxing them out. Y'all are nutty asf.
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In Super Creek's career, when the doctor tells me she has some condition and that I should watch my race schedule. Does something actually happen? does she die if I do races?
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bros... i let my bakushin down...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydd-Sz4iMjM
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>>719400580
She gets poor practice till the next race
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>>719400580
it means that she's hitting her period
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>>719400250
>nearly 100
It's closer to 60. Max Akikawa is 15, max Reporter is 5, your uma gives you 5 no matter what for winning, and each URA race will give you 13 (with 35% race bonus, can be a bit higher depending on the deck).
That's 64 total with maxed friendships, and maybe +3/+6 extra with some decks. Maxing the reporter is unlikely in my experience, so expecting +60 to each stat is a reasonable baseline.
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>>719400324
>>719400446
so, the anon waffling about "completing the archive" is talking shit? Since you'll always have at least the base form of whatever cards you pull
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>>719400250
Even with that I just end up with one really high stat, one kind of high, and one okay.
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>>719399696
>every chain event either brings energy down, gives you +5 guts, or does both
>final chain event skill is a vision skill exclusively for late surgers
>one of her random events can give you +15 energy, or mood up
>the other random event gives you 45 skill points
what the fuck were they thinking
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>>719400479
so we're still outranked, just with bigger numbers
wonderful
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will the game forcibly give me the first option if I already bought the second skill, or is there a chance the RNG will still fuck me in the ass and I'll just get Energy -10 with nothing else?
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>>719399373
No. This is a P2W shit game that I'd honestly recommend avoiding at this point. "the fun part" is effectively over. Some guy who is shit at the game and is still asking questions on 4hcan has no clue what they are doing can just buy infinite power and stumble their way into greatness. A sad and deflating experience that is ultimately pointless and empty. Another road leading to the middle of nowhere.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNrEIuwOde4
>when whale have this knowledge F2P can never win stand no chance!
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>>719400852
Yes
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>>719400712
that anon is just being incredibly retarded because he's bringing up completion in a game where cards get released every week or so and "completing" everything would mean getting at LEAST 5 copies of every single card in the game
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green lady is helping me get a lot of A ranks and she's only base lvl
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>>719400904
Yes to the first part? the second?
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>the game has a discord link in the main hall of the school
>tracen has an uma cord
what happens in there bros??!
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>>719400879
>Another road leading to the middle of nowhere.
dude it's just a game
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>>719400990
Game can give you hints to skills you already have
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>>719400852
Hints from red exclamation marks will not give you a hint for a skill you've already learned, but events that are always for a certain skill don't care if you have it or not.

>>719400904
Technically correct answers are the best answers, thank you for your service.
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>>719400992
Umas grooming beginner trainers for heavy duty horse sex
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>>719400992
curren chan sends nudes to the tracencord moderators
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any of the free support cards in the new event good or should i not bother
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>>719401048
fucking hell this card fucking sucks
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>>719400367
Absolutely not in a short time. I'm f2p, have an MLB'd kitasan, while most people have 3 or less copies, and I struggle to make a good ace or even a parent.
Later on it'll be possible when you have an MLB'd deck, but until then? Fuck no. I plan on pulling on the Nice Nature banner, maybe on the silence suzuka/tamamo cross card banner, so I might get a few SRs, that tamamo stam card would be bad either.
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Is it all gacha games that bring out the autists, or is Umamusume unique in that regard
I understand wanting to be competitive at whatever game you're playing. I get whaling for this purpose. What I don't understand is how many people can't seem to comprehend that someone might just be casually playing, without having read pages of guides beforehand. Is it so hard to imagine that someone might have downloaded the game and started playing because they thought it looked fun, not thinking to check if they needed to reroll accounts for meta pulls?
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WHY DOES SUPER SHIT KEEP FAILING 5% TRAININGS I'M GOING CRAZY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SPARK FARM HER LIKE THIS
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>night owl
>night owl
>night owl
>night owl
>night owl
>night owl
>night owl
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>>719401257
Only CM is autismo and even then it is only once a month. You can play this game casually.
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sticking with 4spe/2sta for longs. Borrowing MLB Creek and either 1LB McQueen or MLB Cafe if I don't need Cooldown. Capping stam fairly often with this +15 stam sparks
Using 2LB Kita, MLB Sweep&Halo. 4th spe changes - Special Week for Gourmand, or Flash if I don't need the recov
Running Special Week + 2LB Kita is pretty much relying on the SRs for rainbows though
Training stam unless there's 2+ speed rainbows. On good runs, capping stam in second summer
Enough wit turns to tick over 400 after finales
Need the free uncaps for Kita asap
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>>719401083
Creek is openly grooming Trainer-san, no umacord required
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>>719384876
OP here. My Teio just became a breeding horse.
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>>719401447
>Power
Glue
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Do I even really need to MLB Super Creek SSR if I'm only throwing her in for the skill? the level of the card doesn't seem to affect how likely the event is to occur. So I'd be better using my borrow slot for the MLB Kitasan, and just throwing my basic Super Creek in for Swinging Maestro, surely?
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>>719401493
She's 3* speed, stamina and power. I'd guess it's fine.
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>Rudolph got sleep deprived 5 rests in a fucking row
Fuck you, you damn workaholic
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>>719401569
People want specialized parents. Like 9* something so they can build decks that focus on another stat.
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>>719401257
It's a mix of cygames conditioning and bad social skills of some folk
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>>719401295
>when you fail a training and you get a chain of mood downs lost stats and practice poor
glue time
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>>719401565
if you actually want to train stam 0lb sucks. If you just want the skill, 0LB is fine, but is not a very helpful card outside of the skill
sometimes you get lucky hint amounts for bonus friendship early, but if I want to actually train stam with any consistency (long builds) I'll borrow MLB Creek and use my povo Kita
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>4 speed rainbow training
>during summer camp
>4% chance failure
>fail
>mood down
>practice poor
>fail the next training at 10%
>mood: awful
>infirmary doesn't clear condition away
AIR GROOVE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
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>>719401927
MLB Creek sucks. If you want stamina, MLB Sky is better but MLB Creek gives you swinging.
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>>719401927
since I don't have even basic Kita, if I actually want to train stamina, I'll use my Mayano 2LB
some anons mentioned that Professor of Curvature is useless for End/Late runners. Is that true? I don't bother borrowing Kitasan if I'm doing one of those runs
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>>719401257
There's two types of playes in every gacha game:
>waifufags that roll for cute girls they like
>pvp autists that would go in to debt to get BullcuckScatlordv2.0 if it gave them them a 0.1% competitive edge no matter how ill fitting, badly designed or unlikable the character is
The second group also doesn't care if the game has pvp or not, they act exactly the same in gacha games that are only single-player
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>5 trainee stars cost 600 club points
Holy shit
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Anyone has that Golden Kamui edit from the times first season of Uma aired?
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>>719402302
all the stores will get better eventually except clovers of course
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>>719384876
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>>719402060
Yeah, I borrow Sky when I'm doing SC trainee runs, but usually I want a recovery from a card (as did op I responded to) so that leaves Creek
Capping stam with MLB Creek + 1 other, either povo McQueen or Cafe
I don't think Creek sucks at all. Good events and quick to get online at MLB, beyond the skill. 0LB is like a "well if I HAVE to" thing, accepting that I'm not getting much stats from it
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>>719400904
>>719401275
I hate how I won her career flawlessly the first time and all other runs I die at the fucking derby
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>>719402302
>5 star points costs 120 shoes
Nice
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First spark farming try went terribly, of course, didn't even make the URA
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>>719399696
>did this
>ticket got me another Manhattan Cafe copy
>which is literally the only card I had already MLB'd
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When does Cafe come out?
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>>719402897
according to timeline projections, mid december
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Is the new Mejiro Dober support good? I'm planning on spark farming for the next cup anyway so I don't think I'll need the extra event points from using it but if it's good I could slap it in my shitty build
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>>719401006
He's got a trvke though. I stopped having much fun when I lost CM purely due to a bad roll and realized there's nothing better to aim towards. I've had nothing but bad careers since and I'm only hanging on because I like my girls.
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>>719402949
>I stopped having much fun when I lost CM purely due to a bad roll and realized there's nothing better to aim towards
that's just on you being dumb, I got 3rd in Group B and I just took that as an incentive to do better
the CMs are fun because it kinda gives the game some purpose to work towards, and I have yet to spend a single dime in this
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Well /v/? Which Rice are you?
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>>719402302
>Buying one character from daily shop shards costs 3 million monies
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>>719400879
good thing you realized its p2w when you ignored JPgods in the beginning telling you so. Also rerolling for fine motion was a waste of time
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>>719403256
That's my daughter
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>>719401295
The Tazuna SSR Card is a fucking godsend for this.

>You can rest for free
>It will also give you +Mood up
>And it will cure conditions
>And it give you +6 All stats at the end of a career

It's been a permanent addition to all my decks.
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>>719403346
>You can rest for free
wait what the fuck
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>>719403346
the fuck you mean rest for free? It still takes a turn just the same as normal resting
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>>719403346
>A 500kg horse crashes against you repeatedly forever
I can feel my broken arm caving into my chest as my bones grind into dust inside my flesh
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>>719403416
>>719403424
>Post is in response to someone complaining about Night Owl
>"What could he possibly mean by this?"
It means you don't get sleep deprivation or any negative status conditions.
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>>719403346
You can rest with a more consistent result instead of risking a mood down or condition
It's useful at least until they nerf the mood down rates
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>>719403346
>You can rest for free
So its like the janny but for resting?
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>>719399153
>only two gold recoveries
>no long s
glue
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>>719400250
>its really easy to do
>i've never done it though
amazing
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>>719402941
pls halp
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>>719384876
Fuck off.
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>>719402941
>almost all useless skills
>terrible gold
>fucking 35 priority at MLB, beaten by most 2LB Wit cards
lolno
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American expansion when?
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>>719403735
Fuck on
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Nice Nature and Super Creek both give me good enough affinity as grandparents. Which one would be easier to spark farm?
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I'm hiding from super creek umas are scary help
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>>719402516
did you say DAHBEE?
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>>719403792
I'm surprised the nips are still spending comparable numbers years after launch.
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>>719403792
Lol, wtf wrong with the Bong? Is the game illegal there or what?
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>>719403926
*and the roo
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>>719403926
they hate horses (not racis' just don't like 'em)
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>>719403926
They need to pay their 90% tax so the government can bring more paki rape gangs pls understand
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>>719403792
Why would you include shitholes nobody cares about like Canada or the UK but no Europe?
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>>719403926
They need a racing license to play
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>>719403908
Surprise surprise, game that has elements that are deeply-rooted in Japan culture is popular in … Japan?
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Which is the better Stamina card if I'm choosing between them, Sky's SSR, or McQueen's story SSR?

I've seen people saying Creek's SSR isn't that good outside her skill, which is a surprise since I've been autoincluding it.
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What the hell is wrong with her? She's completely detached from reality
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>>719403926
steam is illegal in bongland look it up
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>>719404030
Either they did not include those, or they are to the right of graph, which is reasonable given inane EU anti-gambling laws
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>>719403926
Japan and America are the only countries with a strong horse racing history still, was watching a documentary about the big sale at England, and one of the organizers was sad that most of the horses are being bought by people from other countries instead.
Sad that despite creating the sport, its basically dead there.
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>>719404030
Nobody cares about Europe as a whole
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>>719404203
No it isnt
>>719404248
It's not dead at all. The Epsom Derby and Grand National are both major events
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>>719404030
Because they are even less significant, those are the top five countries or regions in terms of money spent.
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>>719404249
Even less people care about Canada
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>>719403792
bros it's not fair... how am I supposed to compete against ameriwhales paypigs, with my yuro neetbux?
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>>719404139
Seiun Sky has far better stats even at 0LB, but no gold recovery skill if you're training for CM
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>>719384876
This is super CUTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwWC6KeR_qs&t=1161s
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>>719404030
canada is way more epic and cool than europe
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>>719404419
Saar...
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>>719403106
ok rice....
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>>719404410
Wrong timer, i mean this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwWC6KeR_qs&t=7228s
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>>719404248
Bong aside, horse racing still very popular in Aboland. The turf race with the biggest purse is held there.
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>Trigger Slow Metabolism twice in a row
>Fail to cure it multiple times, wasting 5 turns in total
Suzuka Silence, you fat horse, you are so big and fat, why are you so fat?
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>>719403926
Anime is still extremely niche here. There was never a significant cultural boom that largely exposed normal audiences to Asian culture to normalise it.
>Mexico had dragon ball
>America had 90s anime in general, but then got a second reminder recently thanks to pop

Only thing either staying power was pokemon.
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>>719404419
Yes because being under climate lockdown and not being able to enter your local woods or do any kind of outdoors activity while indians and pakis just walk around wherever raping your women is epic and cool (you pay taxes for all of this btw)
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I'm having fun now that I realized the Gemini cup is hopeless and I'll never get to 1200/1200.
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>>719403926
Weebshit is still unpopular and we are actually fucking destitute now
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>>719404518
This song feel like humiliation ritual
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You should take up sign language, it's actually pretty handy!
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>>719404578
>>719404618
Bong bros, is life that bad in Bongland now?
Also, do normal people go to watch races often like in Japan and US or it is a once a year thingy?
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DON'T LOOK KEKASAN BLACKED
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>Infirmary
>Option 1: Mood down, one stat minus 5
>Option 2: Mood down, all stats minus 10, pratice poor
huh? What is the point of choosing option 2?
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>>719404518
Choose your team /v/ma
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first-rate trainer bros... i dont feel so good...
AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Satono Diamond is cute!
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>>719404932
Option 2 gives you Practice Perfect if you're not a lucklet
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>>719404932
Option 2 has a 5% chance of giving you Practice Perfect so it's better if you're a LuckGOD
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>>719404932
because option 2 also has a chance of giving mood up + practice perfect
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>>719404932
To be a first rate lucker and get practice perfect instead
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>>719404947
right, I would never miss a chance to support my daughters
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>>719404826
I'll just direct you to search "Yookay" on twitter or youtube for an idea of the vibes here.
I don't know anyone who watches horse racing, football (soccer) dominates all other sports. Though I think it's more popular for the upper classes.
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>>719404960
>Haven't achieved retention in class 5 yet
I'm starting to fear bros...
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>>719405004
>>719405023
>>719405031
>>719405048
Sound like a fucking shitty deal
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>>719400879
Genuinely, kill yourself.
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>>719404963
Yeah, until you have to open your wallet for her sperm
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>>719405115
Don't worry, option 1 can fuck you in the ass too
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>>719404947
god damn, those tits are genuinely hypnotic
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>>719405114
pump your squad full of parfaits
then we'll be second-rate trainers in class 5 together
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>>719405186
The absolute ackening
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>>719405262
You can't be serious, that was an absolute dogshit fucking run
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So fucking flat....
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>>719403792
>American might surpass Japan in terms of popularity and spending like Pokémon
That would be weird
Still though, seems American dlc seems inevitable if sales continue.
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>>719403256
Why is Teio considered such a trainer rapist
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>>719404096
Less surprised by popularity and more that it's sustaining it after years. It's reassuring for content, that's all.
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>>719405428
Armpits...
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>>719405328
That's so fucking hot!
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>>719405328
Thats's why she's the best at racing, aerodynamics doing his job
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>>719405348
That pretty hard for both as dirt racing in Japan is as popular as turf racing in the US. You potentially alienate your core fans if you go all in with dirt
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>>719405328
Perfect
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>>719405325
my best sparks also all came from dogshit runs, it's like the game does it on purpose
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What are (You) working towards right now?
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>>719405489
Yeah, that she got distanced by Taiki “aerodynamic” body
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>>719405601
trying to stay in class 6
but its gonna be hard
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>>719405192
It's the most jiggling I've seen in this game
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>>719405601
I'm doing the most retarded thing possible and trying to get a Bakushin build that could run in the next CM
the challenge of getting it to work is being quite fun but I wish I had more daily borrows so I could keep spamming 9* Long sparks
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>>719405325
>>719405545
Can confirm. My only 2 3* sparks umas also came from really awful run that I fully intended to fold early had I fail a goal race.
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>>719405601
My 16/17 Stamina parent for CM of course
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>>719405491
Wouldn't they just add more dirt races and horses that mostly race on dirt?
If anything it will just make the game more complete as it is right now its lacking in dirt department, not to mention all American G1 races also have a turf track or the main one can be changed to turf like NFL does by changing to grass when soccer plays in their stadium.
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>>719402370
>noose
umas weigh like 1000lbs, that shit is gonna break
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>>719397746
Imagine being this petty about some mobile game lol
Back to ERPing with your fellow gook archive, Nguyen-san
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doing spark runs bringing Hishi and Golshi cards for Straightaway Spurt hints and long sparks
Is this what I should be doing?
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>>719405702
god speed brother
if youre that guy with the bakushin ive seen before then youll beat the fuck out of whatever i enter with A in long as well
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>>719403926
Anime can be charged as CP sometimes in Bongland. Wasn't there a case just recently where a guy was arrested for playing one of the other more lewd gachas
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>>719405545
>>719405756
It's all rng, but boy, it's so annoying to put up with bad runs in hopes of rolling correct sparks
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>>719404248
Canada's number of horse racing tracks has definitely decreased over the past couple of decades, but we still has a number of big horse races (we just had our biggest, the King's Plate, a few weeks ago). Looks like our spending's about a tenth of the US, which makes perfect sense as our population is also about a tenth of the US'.
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I WILL win CM with my robowife
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>>719406031
>Trainer-kun
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>>719405791
That good idea, letting people race in the iconic Churchill Down with their favorite horses.
Not sure the American will be happy to see Japanese horses winning in Kentucky, or it gonna backfire and Cygame actually has to bring in USA horses, which I really doubt about its feasibility
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I swear Kitasan Black is NEVER on speed. Fucking useless bitch
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Which card has all this passives ?
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>>719406253
click "more"
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Did you remember to hydrate today?
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stats seem reachable running only spe/sta cards
no spurt/long procs so far and skills need work as well
I'll probably work on Golshi and Agnes aces
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>>719406329
maybe spechud getting raped by grass wasn't such a bad thing after all
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>>719406078
The US is faring no better, with attendance number going downhill fast. Zoomers have no interest in horse racing, in addition to PETA breathing down their neck, widespread doping allegations, “boring race” where winning horse often immediately retired to stud, etc.
Something needs to be done to slow the decline, maybe Umamusume is the answer (for the Zoomer audience)?
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>>719406229
This, but everyone except for Kitasan
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Why does everyone like hags so much?
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>GIMME GOURMAND GIMME GOURMAND GIMME GOURMAND
respect your elders first bitch. then maybe yo ass wouldn't be so thirsty
>gained 1 hint level for hydrate
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>>719384876
I have officially watched the movie for the 5th time just now.
Its still very much kino
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>>719406346
>1000/1200 speed/stam
That a Gemini Platinum team already. You going to smoke my fucking ass with that team.
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I've never heard about it
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>>719406534
Since when Groove and Dura are hags?
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>2 9* parents
>3* URA proc
>Can't get 1k in two stats because of absolutely garbage rainbow luck

Never got better than a single rainbow.
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>>719406193
Japanese horses already compete in the KY Derby like every year now, no idea why they would mind seeing one win there.
They definately need to add American horses along with the tracks though, seems like a non trainer to have the likes of Secretariat and Seabiscuit for starters.
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>New Zealand Cup is a race in the game
>Melbourne Cup isn't
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>>719406838
this is uma musume not emu musume
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You know anon, it's important for your trainee to have GUTS
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>>719406641
I got 3rd in Taurus A and Gemini is a long way off so I'll grind out more for third place again
Golshi is ok. The rest, especially Maya don't have anything to finish out races and were more to test decks and stats
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>>719406387
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Absolutely unreal shit RNG. My cards are not even bad and I have good parents.
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What's the bet this thread will autosage before the cobson thread gets deleted
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>>719406970
No MLB Seiun Sky?
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>>719406905
Kek
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Reminder that if you're not a trainer or rich, you will never get a uma wife.
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>>719407052
Cobson is certified NAS and thus janny culture
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>>719407056
I'm not a whale.
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>>719406621
Pokke cutie
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>>719406838
Are either of the Derbies in the game?
Bong and Burger?
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>>719406905
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SHIRAOKI-SAMA PLEASE YAMERO I DONT WANT ANY MORE 1* GUTS SPARKS PLEASE GIVE ME GOOD RNG
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>>719406921
Rip and tear your GUTS
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>>719404841
Didn’t Duramante literally bred both mom and daughter
>Oyakodon
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>>719407310
Why is she like this?
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>>719384876
Oguri cap took my first time now I'm pregnant
Our food bills will be to high
It's teiover
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>>719407310
IF YOU GET 1 GUTS YOU GET 1 GUTS
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all Umas that refer to themselves using "ore" are shit. Shit!
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Okay so I'm listening to the advice and hoarding for the spark everyone banner. My question is how am I supposed to keep up with pvp if I can't roll for new stronger umas or new support cards?
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Does Distance S rank giving you 5% more speed means it breaks the 1200 speed cap?
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>>719407764
You were supposed to reroll until you get all the good cards and horses with your "game release allowance"
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>>719407823
yes, infact this is why distance S is recommended because you will be facing 1200 speed umas and distance S is the only thing that will give you a guaranteed edge
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>>719407052
It'll get nuked before the wojak cuck/cheese pizza thread, that's for sure
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>>719407764
gold ship is free, nigga and you can grab oguri/maruzensky with your guaranteed ticket
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>>719407683
cute red haired Tamamo cross
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>>719407683
you wouldnt get it
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Enjoy the meta for now, SHE will be taking over very soon
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>>719407764
>new stronger umas
Don't exist per se currently since everyone has a similar enough base stat total at 3*, so the only things differentiating them are potential level skills and unique skills (the latter of which you can borrow to start a legacy chain), growth rates are usually a mixed bag
>new support cards
The support cards you have now are good enough... if you weren't like me and rerolled for good support cards at the start anyway
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>>719408214
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5981444
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I can't seem to break out of the bare necessary to finish with near max stamina
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Projection
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>>719403575
That shit has 1200 stamina as end closer, even if they dont proc she is still winning lol
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>>719408421
Hot
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If I wanted to try for stamina sparks specifically should I pump stam to max even if I fail career or should I still do the 600/600/600 spread
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>>719408585
You should still try to finish career because the white sparks from URA Finale and other G1s can also be really good to have.
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>>719408454
why are all the uma tomboys so good?
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>>719408585
1100 stamina 600 in the rest. Try to win as many G1s as you can.
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Pocket pussy.
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Why did I do this
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>>719409059
She's cute and not trainable yet.
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>>719406621
>>719407169
>>719408185
>>719408851
I SHOULDN'T have watched her movie. Pokke was so great and now I gotta wait in agony for fucking ever to roll for her
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>Have a glue tier run of events in year 1
>Tempted to just kill the run but finish for potential sparks
>1* guts
End me
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Pokke is really sweet and gentle during mating.
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This is the best i can do with my deck, several tries just ended 800/800 or such, very unlucky as i keep getting 30 stamina rests... with mood downs and negative statuses
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Which club should I join
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>>719409175
She'll roar when riding.
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>>719409245
>no max stamina
>no long S
>only 1 gold recovery
we're gonna rape her
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>>719409080
pretty much. also fuki kiseki coming and I'm all outta carats.
I play very casually and havent even played all the careers yet on my umas, but knowing how I will be missing some I'd like to check out saddens me. also would like to get more support cards instead of playing this bricked mess.. at least it makes the careers exciting since I dont always manage to complete them.
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What if I want to make a mess out of Teio and make her pregnant with my baby? What then, huh?
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>>719409379
cute whimper more like
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>>719408185
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Finally got the hot springs with my hip and young wife.
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>>719409572
>hentais
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>>719409313
If you are good enough, /v/ma
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>>719409884
Does not appear in search
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>>719409978
Probably cause it is full
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Is my gemini cup run bricked without professor of curvature? I've been getting some pretty decent Narita Taishin runs lately I usually can get encroaching shadow + 2 recoveries but rarely I have enough for professor before the mandatory green skills.
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>>719410020
If you can reach 1000 SPD / 1200 STM and 2 gold recoveries, you are fine.
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>>719406621
>>719409080
>>719409446
>Watched the movie and at that moment i knew i will get these girls to the best of my abilities, even if it bankrupts me. I even used up a ton of my statues just to get Tachyon to 3 stars and i didn't regret it one bit, i love her so much.
I was already pissed i missed Opera Os banner and hope one day i can get spooked by her.
It will be painful to wait probably a couple of years just for Pokke but i will be there to hear her Roar.
Also its weird that Dantsu Flame isn't even in JP yet but her 3D is already ingame.
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Wait what up with Creek and NTR?
I thought she was /ss/, not a cheater!
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>>719408851
Pokke excepted, they have big fucking tits which is kino on tomboys
>>719409446
Booby Kiseki
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>>719410158
Ines Fuujin is not coming until may 2026 even though her model is ingame since release.
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They should be horse sized
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>>719410350
>boob veins
holy fuck
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>>719406534
We needs more Christmas Cakes in this game
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>>719410175
If you don't want to play goo goo babies she'll find someone else
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autosaged again huh
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Why does this bitch job so much???? She's completely allergic to winning
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>>719410175
You didn't let her hug you
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>creek support gets to event 2 and then she vanishes
>ines support gets to event 2 and then she vanishes
>rice shower support gets to event 2 and then she vanishes
>mcqueen support gets to event 3 but gives me deep breaths instead of cooldown
>end career with literally no gold recovery skills
>1* guts spark to add insult to injury
this fucking game
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>>719410746
you didn't give her enough Guts
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>Thread put into autosage already
>Meanwhile literal porn being bumped
What the fuck is the janitor's problem?
This is literally video game.
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>>719409313
der/v/ has plenty of open slots
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>threeway photo finish at Saratoga
Umazing
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Trannitor doing it for free LMAO
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Is this skill good for Long CM?
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>>719411195
It's dogshit. Healing from 0hp is useless because if you hit 0 you've already lost. They buff it later on (don't ask me when) to proc at 30% hp instead, maybe then it'll be useful, but for now treat it like it doesn't exist.
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>>719411195
yes, it's essentially a speed boost + stamina recovery skill
but good luck getting it to trigger
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>>719411195
it doesn't work
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>>719410403
they should also poop in sagging bags strapped to their asses
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>>719411195
it's good if you have no other recoveries available or if you already have other gold skills, but like the other anons said it feels extremely inconsistent
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Gold Ship needs to marry a trainer
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WHY ANOTHER AUTOSAGE, FUCKING WHY
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>>719404947
damn even a couple of the flatties got a bump
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he does it for free
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>>719412028
Because he's ran out of thread delete credits lmao. Just make another
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This janny has me on my knees praying to God that he gets doxxed and murdered
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ARE YOU OK JANNY?
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Imagine being this buttblasted about a mobile game
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Why does this game trigger jannies so badly?
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>thread actually saged
What the fuck is this LITERAL horseshit???
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>>719406745
How the fuck do they transport the horses to the US
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>>719412727
Plane
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>>719412605
Janitor mad



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