what was the plot of this again?
>>719394578The plot is about tracking down the members of a dysfunctional family and beating the shit out of them because their mom ruined the economy.
>>719394578Gideon was actually secretly Gydeun the whole time so everyone has to die
>>719394578>Go kill 2 people to enter the place and do the thing>You killed those 2 people, now you can enter the place and do the thing>Actually, you can't do the thing, no one can do the thing>Actually, the thing didn't matter at all, let's do this other thing at a different place>Now we're at this other place we can do the thing>Temporary side track to do this other thing here>Various boss shenanigans with vague reasons for fighting here>Actually, you could do the thing so you may as well do it now (ending dependent)
>>719394719so is the world of elden ring another cycle of the world from dark souls but the the cycle is further away? like you know instead of humanities in dark souls 2 you had effigies and now you have other shit
>>719394578You play as a character that has no identity and wants nothing, and at the end you attain a title whose significance hasn't really been explained and you're not even sure if killing the last boss makes a difference.
>>719394578Women ruin everything
>>719394578There was Golden Order in the land. But it was disrupted at some point. And the land went into the state of decay. Kind of like one big kingdom split into warring duchies. Becaue something happened to the king, in this case Marika.
>>719394578You are a murder hobo tasked by the Queen of Murder to kill everything in your path until you slay all the Gods and get to either marry the Murder Queen or one of her deformed children.
>>719394827This.
>>719394578become elden lord
>>719394578Graceless undead rises from the grave and seizes power over the world. Very much like dark souls.
>>719394578You're the cleanup guy settling a stalemate between demigods by killing them. If you take Ranni's side then you're also unfucking her dumb plan after the backup failed.
>>719394578An alien bull came from space and died.Gods used it's body to forge the rules of existence and life was okay, not great but okay.Then one of those golden rules stopped working and killing gods became possible.Now everyone power grabs to be the next guy on top when the golden rules of existence are fixed
women destroyed the world so they push their agenda and it's up to men to clean up their mess
Aliens using women to make shit bad, Get em all outta there. Or not there's multiple endings.
>burn cripple maiden>become lord of chaos>burn blind maiden>kill blacksmith and axolotl>burn shithole worldthis is the correct ending
>>719394578The plot is the tarnished arrives in the lands between, slays the shardbearers, and becomes elden lord by mending the elden ring, whilst being aided by the mysterious melina.
>>719394578Drive back the invaders and become the Elden Lord's
You can either become Marika's 4th boyfriend (who is an old hag by now) or have sex with a doll.
>>719394578Go out on an adventure with your le randomly created mutt saviour of the oldeth worldht Something like that.
the NIGHT OF THE BLACK KNIVES happened for... some reasonthis caused MARIKA THE ETERNAL to destroy the ELDEN RING which causes... something badnow YOU must become LORD and restore the ELDEN RING because... it must be done
The game had plot but it was cut shortly before release. After this became one of the most successful games ever Miyazaki will never ever try to make a game with story again so enjoy 4 second long endings and powerpoint presentation intros
Who cares? Plots in videogames aren't fun. I don't play them to listen to lengthy dialogues or to read 30 paragraphs long lore dumps.
>>719394578Jews and Trannies are crazy and evil.
>There is a ring that makes people immortal>A daughter, always the most likely source of problems in a family, wants to die or something so she "kills" her brother's body (???)>The mom FREAKS and breaks the ring so everyone can die>But this Fromslops the land>Father is culture appropriating (absent)>You, a misery janny, must now clean up for free
The Elden Ring (oooooh) was destroyed by someone or something, shattered that which commands the stars, and the sky is burning.
>>719394863I'd marry Melina.
>>719394578A Queen went to extremely great lengths to banish the highly questionable influence of alien gods.
Nothing in SotE was necessary. Does anyone really believe Malenia fought a war just because Radahn didn't want to be gay? That was the whole reason she infected the land.
>>719394578A complicated plan by Marika to get her ex-husband that usually ends up her getting fucked figuratively and literally by a literal who.
>>719400781Radahn consented. He just wanted Miquella and Malenia to show their strength to convince him. He’s a warmonger and probably a pedo too, since the Japanese text from Miquella’s flashback has him talking like an actual child instead of an adult alchemist in a kid’s body.
>>719400781Maybe Malenia went full woman moment when Miquella turned out a flaming faggot and wanted burly men instead of her.
>>719394578>what was the plot of this again?retconnned, badly translated, shuffled around, changed last minute. Changed again with a DLC, which was also terribly translated.That's what it is
>>719394578You (chad) have to kill everyone and become king.
>>719400781Malenia probably enjoyed war and combat in general. She proudly cut her way across the entire continent before she ever even got to Radahn. There's no reason to think that Malenia was a kindly or pacifistic person that needed a deep reason to go to war. Radahn probably wouldn't acquiesce until he was beaten.
>>719401810Right, so... "she felt like it"Amazing writing
>>719394578>He cares about the plotkek i stopped caring about that shit with BB and DS3
>>719394578Play the game and you'll know it (if you aren't brown/american, that is)
>>719397068It was the right call. "What's going on" is viral, it gets people discussing and arguing about things. Sekiro probably had the least talk because it was so easy to follow.
>>719394578The usurper Queen destroyed the Order of the World to reshape herself as Goddess and become the vessel of her primordial power.To do so she meddles with the ability to give, manipulate and control Life, which is what makes a being divine. This is bad and this kind of power shouldn't exist.The Shattering compels wars and strife, which fuels the Erdtree through blood sacrifices.You have to uncover her and the Two Fingers plot to reshape the Order and do it on your own terms as Lord
>>719402486Elden Ring is very easy to follow and understand, shame you are brown
