Gman bros...
>>719395134>gmanlies is retardedhuge news.. its not like he praised crashout 76 and saarfield
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I have come to realize all Australians are complete and utter retards.
>>719395134>right: on verge of tears>left: "can I go home yet"
>>719395134I will never ask for this faggot's opinion after his virtue signaling about killing civilians in GTA being a road too far. "Oh but police is fine!" What a fucking chode.
>>719395134why is it so fucking ugly, looks like one of those low budget ps3 games
>>719397220? qrd
>right: distinguished stealth operative>left:pig hogging down on donuts
>>719395134>stoic suffering vs almost about to crygenuinely, this faggot needs to delete his channel
>>719397285Because its a remaster of a ps2 game dumb ass
>>719397307he made a tweet shitting on people shooting up civilians in GTA and said something like they're sociopaths and should be locked down, when people replied with "but you were killing cops in your GTA reviews" he said killing cops is fine
>>719395134I always thought those lines on his cheekbones made him look cooler. His face looks too chubby in the remake.
>>719397307That's basically the whole story. He told somebody who was showing off GTA gameplay on twitter where he was just shooting random civilians to "do better" and all the usual liberal posturing. But when pressed he felt it was good to shoot GTA police because he doesn't find a problem with that morally. If someone else has the receipts, fine. I don't save twitter screencaps.
>>719397438Snake cries in the original, too.
the original at least tried to look like the 2d concept art. the remake threw all that away for unreal 5 metahumans.
>>719397510ocelot, stop posting
>>719397307if you kill peds in GTA you're a hecking terrorist, kill policemen instead
>>719395134>shillmanlies
>>719397507I know. im commenting on that specific screenshot.
>>719395134that looks nothing like him, why did they change his facial features so much?
>>719395134Konami does it again!
Why did MGS3 even need a remake? It got a ton of HD ports. 360/PS3/Vita/it even got a 3DS port.
>>719397593I'm still impressed /pol/ claimed OK. They really do have liberals' minds in cages.
>>719397483>>719397489>>719397586thanks bros he does know its a video game right?
>>719397489>all the usual liberal posturing.Sorry chud, that's YOUR posturing now.
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>>719397438>>719397597The moment immediately following the screenshot is Snake crying retard bro
>>719397834Elon is an autist, he's probably telling the truth.
>>719395341This faggot is the reason I spent money on Starfield. Never again
>Boss.. As I am standing here, saluting... Holding back the tears... I can't help, but wonder... >...What if Rick had never turned himself into a pickled cucumber, Boss? What if he had never fought those rats in the sewer? Just gone straight to therapy? Could talking through it had solved his problems?>[internal grunting intensifies]>Why does it seem that fighting is always the answer for people like us? Do we simply not know anything else?>[tears start streaming]>You chose to fight, Boss. Just like Rick did. And just like with Rick, all it did was accentuate your problems...
>>719395134left looks like hes genuinely being dragged down sadness and looks like hes thinking. Idk I didnt watch any MGS game
>e-celeb cock sucking thread>e-celeb fellatio thread>e-celeb obsession thread>/v/ - 24x7 e-celeb advertisement PLEASE DEAR GOD GIVE THEM AD REVENUE PLEASE MY VIRTUAL FRIEND NEEDS MONEYAll of you kill yourselves.
>>719397928Lol lmao
>>719395134why is the one on the left so blurry?
>>719395409>SOULLESS GRAY SLOP>BETTERkys.
>>719395134>gman one of the most annoying little fags to come out of the "retro" shooter scene, dude has worst takes than /v/, then doubles down on them when he gets utterly shit on for them
>>719396105This. You guys used to be cool, what happened
>>719400287>brown n bloom>betterThis is maybe the last remake worth complaining about the updated visuals in.
>>719400791midlife crisis
>>719396105
>>719401304why didn't he just fucking range ban them
>>719395134>Woah, this one is so much better. It shows Snake with no emotion but in higher quality!"
>>719397586>>719397307today i will remind them
>duuur huuuur lookie my twitter screenshot LOLI DONT CARE WHATS HAPPENING ON TWITTER HES A FAG, YOU'RE A FAG. IT MAY AS WELL BE A FUCKING SCREENSHOT OF YOU ARGUING WITH SOME FAGGOT HERE WITH ONE YOU BECAUSE NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUTUBERS
>>719401549>>719397586based
>>719395134Whys everyone hate gman now? I just personally dislike that he practically abandoned reviewing lots of retro inspired FPS coming out, he really got so behind that it's probably not even worth doing anymore. Or he rarely does videos on new games. And there's been no shortage of them. So why is his content too sparse? but otherwise i don't understand why everyone hates him.
Anything looks better than piss filter of the original.
>>719401973He's a blatant shill and all his "reviews" are "Schwack Schwack your mom" and other meme speak
UR MOM LMAO
>look up where he's from>austrailian
okay faggotsYou have a gun and 2 bulletsYou are in a room with a poo, an aussie, and a leafwhat do you do?
>>719402397poo and leaf
>>719397586he's reviewed just about ever Postal game btw
>>719395134this fucking retard should putting those corny ass movie clips on every damn review
>>719402397The year is 2030 and all three look identical so I use both on myself
>>719397586based as fuck, killing innocents is wrong
>>719402124Looks like Karl Jobst, worst Aussie phenotype.
>>719402058I remember when he used to post his videos here and then when he got told to fuck off he changed his bio to >worst reviewer on youtube - 4chan
>>719397586Not this this is an excuse for him but there was a super viral(most likely botted) tweet calling the guy a piece of shit for posting a video of him killing civilians in GTA so there was a day or two where twittards were basically peer-pressured into acting like they never do that in GTA and anyone who does is a monster. It was a very weird thing to witness in real time and pretty much everyone took it back like a week later.
>says that Doom Eternal is an evolution of the fps genre>never presents any examples on why that isand to this day, he sucks that Bethesda cock
easy there sunny jim, he may be retarded, but not as retarded as yer mum HAHAHAHAHHA
>>719395134when's he gonna review Killing Floor 3?
>>719401973He's a shill, that's the main reason people dislike him. Though ironically I think the last new retro-inspired FPS he reviewed was Beyond Citadel.
>>719401549>>719397586>>719403086>playing a game series where you have missions about burying a construction worker alive in a port-a-potty, kidnapping pedestrians and grinding them into hotdogs and massacre sprees on civilians to get to the highest score>I only killed the cops though cuz I'm not a psycho
>>719395341didn't he also praised vailguard then removed the vid because muh harassment
>leftists hate Critical Drinker and Gman types so that means they aren't actually stupid normalfags and I have to like them as duty to my fellow frogtards
>>719397586just like that I don't care about this guys opinion ever again.No tolerance for this type of retarded virtue signalling. Mass shooting NPCs and watching them ragdoll around is inherently and intrinsically fun. Everyone knows this, that's why everyone added rag dolls the moment they could. Ragdolls rarely have any actual impact on gameplay, they're just satisfying.
>>719403261what does he have to say about doom dark ages
>ShillmanlivesNever forget Starfield.
>>719401549That was the second best laugh I've had all week. Outstanding work, anon.
Very few Australians thrive in the Youtube ecosystem trying to emulate seppos. We're just not sophisticated and slick enough. I saw some criticism of his reviews by Americans saying his B rolls are shit and I'm thinking he probably doesn't even know what B roll is. This is what you need to understand. VaatiVidya is a possible exception because he tries to speak like an affected FAGGOT and taps into Souls lorefag autism. I think my Dad put it best when he said that Americans are basically born to be on television and we just don't have that gene in us. We're awkward as fuck as presenters umming and ahhing all the fucking time even in the most professional of settings. There's this old rule here that anyone actually talented leaves Australia.
>>719401549>Get into arguments with random people on twitterEven our athletes do this
>>719403086really weird gman acting like this maybe he doesn't that guy who posted that clip
>>719395134>man has son>becomes retardedmany such cases
>>719397928kek you are retarded as fuck
>>719395134>GayManShillsyeah if you follow this guy, you get what you deserve
>>719407303>how to destroy your reputation in a single reviewNone of these publications can be trusted ever again.
>>719397156Say more with less!
>>719400791Even tighter government lockdown
I saw his Quake 2 video, full of Adam Sandler clips and fart noises. Are his other videos equally as retarded?
>>719407795https://youtu.be/thn50qOeASU?t=254
>>719407795Yes it's full of gen Z editing. I'm surprised he isn't adding gen Z subtitles yet.Youknowsubtitlesthatarelikethis?
>>719407516>Jewish news outletsThey weren't to be trusted before either
>>719400287>slopGood morning saar
>>719395134you can really see the raw emotions on his face wow. bravo konami
The only good Australian gamer-youtuber guy worth watching is GreaseHole
>>719395134The same guy who shilled starfield and crashed out over crowbcats video on demake 4 has terrible opinions what a revelation!
>>719395409The graphics aren't better.
>>719397928Damn, you're even more retarded than he is.
>>719414212Anybody who bought Starfield is a Class-A Retard, like sub 50 IQ.Anybody who pirated Starfield has a room temp IQ.
>>719397586wtf
>>719395134Isn't gman a known shill?I remember him mentioning that he's gotten flown over to previews and events.You need to suck a lot of dick to get that kind of treatment.
>>719397928Oh my god lmfaoWell, you live and you learn.
>>719400791All a part of the elaborate shitpost
>>719395134Game is censored and shit.Im fine with the OG that i own 3 times on different consoles.
Here's your real graveyard scene remake.https://youtu.be/09BAzkoxcDg?t=201
>>719395134>ZOMG WHY ARE THESE UPDATED GRAPHICS STUCK ON A PACHINKO GAME>Ok here then>NOOOOOO IT HAS TO LOOK LIKE THE ORIGINALnever listen to fat retards
>>719395134never watched this guy muchwatched his Destroy all Humans reviewhe was enough of a retard to not get the most basic blunt historical satiretold me all I needed to know
>>719397586what else is there to do in gta lol
>>719415113He used to be good back when he made 5 minute long reviews for boomer shooters.That was like a decade ago by now.
>>719414307Anyone who posts on 4chan has a sub 20 IQ
>>719397586KWAB, it's fucking GTA.
>>719409137>lot of issues
>>719397928kek get rekt faggot you deserve it
>>719417710>thinks starfield is worth playingYou're literally worse than gmanlies, at least he got paid to shill such a shit game.
>>719397586AWWW CROIKEY MAAAAYTEYA CANT SLAUGHTA THE HECKIN CIVILIANS IN THE MURDER SIMULATOR, AAAAAH SHRIMP ON THE FACKIN BARBIE AY FACKIN DROP BEAR
>>719397586i hate how people on twitter talk like they're speaking in front of an audience instead of to each other.
>>719403643He also praised and removed Starwars Outlaws and Anthem reviewsAnthem was the funniest one since he was gloating about getting invited to a nice free holiday trip to Japan to play Anthem demo before praising the fuck out of the game
How are people like these still going, they have not even an inch of credibility left yet they still keep chugging shit videos after shit videos and people still watch them unironically.
>>719414307what if i bought it, recognized how bad the game was going to be in under 2 hours and got my refund
>>719397586>checked out his postal 2 review>"The game never forces you to go around murdering people, but it sure as hell doesn't discourage you from doing so">"At one point I came across a marching band walking in the middle of a street">"naturally I did what anyone would, I left a trail of petrol in front of their path, and then lit them all on fire"erm what happened to the "kill only cops" rule
>>719419689In Postal 2, I always played passively until an NPC was a dick to me. Then I murdered them brutally. And man do the NPCs in Postal 2 like to be dicks. Happens in a lot of games. I don't like murdering innocent people in video games, but nothing sets me off like a rude guard telling me "hey, you want to come through here? Not happening. GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. MY. FACE. ASSHOLE!"
>>719418296Are you ok? I'm making fun of him for listening to gmanlives. Starfield is dogshit
cant stand his annoying voice, plus the "no shit sherlock" "water is wet" tier reviews.Gaming Pastime is leagues above this cunt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-BU6os--zE
>>719419980How was the marching band dicks? They were the least intrusive "kill civilian" set pieces ever.They weren't telling you to fuck off in front of your face, or making you wait in line, it's just a marching band and nothing more.Call me obtuse but I was too busy walking towards completing my choirs to even care about them, I didn't want to get heat for pointless violence either.Yet this holier-than-thou retard who went out of his way to do that calls people PSYCHO for throwing grenades in hospital for lulz in GTA4.
>>719397928dumbest nigger on /v/ award
>>719397586I thought Australians were supposed to be gruff and manly. What a fucking pussy
>>719397928same bro hate this nigga for it, i was convinced it was shit before his video i actually respected his opinion before this
Starting to notice the people who shit on any and all remakes are just actual autistic people, the kind that punch their heads and their mothers have a padlock on their bedroom doors to protect themselves from their adult son when he has a melty.
>>719396105Even the smarter australians like Internet Historian are still a bit rarted.
>>719401549Until the very last day he had the comments open on his starfield video, he spent his time replying any negative comment.
>>719414873>never listen to fat retardsnever, ever, evernearly done on my first run-through, stayed mostly clean (3 accidental kills)then i am gonna do the dirtiest, wettest run you ever saw, i'm gonna go baba yaga on these cukas, like leaving their carcasses around posed like trophies and shitwould be so cash if you could daub shit like "I HEARD SOMETHING" or "I INVESTIGATED" on their clothes in blood
""""Food poisoning"""" now where have I heard that before. Volgin/EVA a2m confirmed.
>>719401549can't even defeat nerd, what a pussy
>>719409137roflmao what a twat
>>719414307how is pirating it more stupid than buying it?
>>719407303>IGN Japan>IGN Espana>IGN BrasilWhere's IGN IGN?
