I dont understand. If she hates caves so much, why not just mod it out?
look at this cool image I found
>>719395617>phone screencaps
>>719395617what fucking mod removes caves in their entirety? and keeps everything you would acquire from caves in-game?
Why are modern men so cucked?
>>719395617Makes him dinner and he feels genuine happiness. Sounds like an alright setup
>>719395709Really cool image, nice job anon
>>719396639What exactly is 'cucked' about your wife cheering for you while you play a video game? What the fuck? Why do you darkies hate women so much?
>>719396773>darkies hate womenNo Vietnamese ever made a boomer 'i hate my wife' comic
>>719396846Yes they do man you simply don't interact with vietnamese culture at all. Pro tip for your retarded ass going forward: every single asian culture is patriarchal.
>>719396846>No Vietnamese ever madecorrect
>>719395617>why not just mod out a bonding activity between you and your spouseThis is why you're going to die alone and handholdless
Why don’t game devs understand that women (the real females trannies don’t count) only want to play games where they can customize characters, decorate houses/towns/cities, or farm?
>>719396639There is nothing cucked about this.
>>719396846>he thinks asian women don’t bitch at their husbandsOh anon
>>719396639anon you spend too much time on the internet
>>719395617this is so wholesome
>>719396846Don't worry. I understand your historical reference.Nigger
>>719396937They also love puzzle games like brain training, candy crush and some llike Ace Attorney and similar games.
>>719396846This stupid shitpost gets funnier when you realize he chose Vietnamese because it was the least threatening ethnicity he could think of. Antiwhite lefties are always the real racists
>>719395617Straight out of reddit
>>719397102he's referencing the "no Vietnamese ever called me nigger" sign, dumbass
>>719395617cause normies play on console
>>719396639What a fucking LOSER you are lmao
>>719395617
>>719397102>when the newfag tries to pretend he is a cool /pol/ racist but fails because he's actually scared to go to the evil /pol/ board
>>719396639Please go outsideand anyone else reading this
>>719397643It's raining
>>719397643man I work outdoors let me have some rest>>719397718I'm jelly
>>719395617My girlfriend does this whenever I lift.
Only things my wife plays is some Chinese league of legends clone and one of those non-games where you just combine items in a grid endlessly
>>719395617This is literally the perfect life
>>719396937Nahhh I like combat. I'd grind Horizon Zero Dawn until I reached level 100, eventually taking down even the largest of machines like the Thunderjaw no problem. Had over 1,000 hours in Smash Brawl/4, although to be fair I'm sure a lot of that was spent dicking around and trolling people in online matches. Used to play several online games where you're an animal predator and you take down prey for food or for items, or games where you shoot dinosaurs while avoiding its rage. When I was a F2P gachashitter I'd focus on the ones that involved combat (although user input was minimal), like Girls' Frontline. I'm definitely a sucker for shonen-type fights as well, in both anime/manga and vidya. You're right in a general sense though, I've always been a weird tomboy type and I'm a casual. Women tend to like slower games that don't get your heart pumping or don't require split second decisions. They like caring for things. I'm not an exception either, despite enjoying some combat.
>>719399057OH my GOD MILADY PLEASE oh GOSH GEEZ some TITTIES if you WOULD
>>719396639I want a wife that cheers me on while I play vidya and cooks me food when I do well
>>719395617My wife is turboshit at vidya but loves to watch. In spite of being shit she'll offer advice while I play. >see you should have healed>maybe try doging next time>you need a bigger weapon. Your current one just doesn't hit deep enough>see you won thanks to me>am I distracting you? (doing something provocative)
>>719395617My wife hates modding. She'll complain about something, I'll recommend mods and she'll just move on.
>>719396960>is literally forced to play the shitty unfun part of the game just to get his wife to make him lunch>not cucked
>>719396639Weakness. Allowing games like Startroon Valley in his own home.
>>719396846What does this even mean? Forget it Jake, it's Gamestop?
>>719397240>>719399418>>719397643söyverdose
>>719396639I don't think you know what cucked means.
>>719395617WholesomeI wish my gf played Stardew Valley but she only plays Story of Seasons on my 3DS
>>719399765>>maybe try doging next timeBitch I'll rip your head off if you say this one more time
>>719396639Because internet algorithms determine what you like and then show you the opposite to make you upset, because that drives up engagement & ad revenue. People enjoy being angry online.
>>719400348maybe try doging these bantz next time
>>719399057I am learning how to make games. What is something you'd like to see more of?Additionally, as for the caring for something aspect, do you think women would like caring for something cool/badass?
>>719397102How is that "real" racism compared to people who scream nigger unironically?
>>719400447That's why /v/ only shows me shit threads from retards with garbage taste
>>719395617[CHAIR CLATTERING]
>>719400509"Real Racists" is just the Right equivelent of pic related.
>>719400054Whites are famous for calling blacks niggers as an insult due to them being niggardly There are no niggers in Vietnam or Vietnamese is in the US (at the time) ergo the amount of Vietnamese people calling niggers niggers was noneThe US at some point invaded Vietnam and did a draft that was infamous and often protestedThere was a guy with a sign protesting the war in Vietnam that said 'no Vietnamese ever called me nigger' even though the only reason for that was purely mathematicalThe guy ended up getting called a nigger by a Vietnamese on /int/
>>719396937is this why theyre obsessed with the sims
>>719399057It is biologically/metaphysically impossible for a woman to post on this board unless she is extremely autistic and has mental issues. Hell, I don't even think there's a single a female on /vr/.
>>719400509to understand you'd have to be a non-nigger that understands saying nigger isn't inherently racist to begin with
>>719395617>mutual human connection>feeling needed and appreciatedCant relate. leave this board.
>>719397102you are so fucking stupid dude
I hate grinding in games so I make my gf grind for me in them.
>>719397102Underage or foreign?
>>719395617Fuck that's cute.I was driving home the other day and a guy was carrying his gf piggyback style, it hurt me inside. FuckDon't post this shit.
>>719395617The caves are fully optional. You can beat the game just farming shit. Better yet why not play Story of Seasons.
>>719397643It's too bright for me I have to squint even while wearing sunglasses
>>719400753>Lefty can't even attach an image to a post correctlyThat's okay, you'll get 'em next time little buddy : )
reminder that misogyny comes from zoomers. they can't get gfs and so they hate all women. also most of them are fat and brown
>>719399765>you need a bigger weapon. Your current one just doesn't hit deep enoughanon...
>>719395709fucking awesome
>>719400348I figured out a trick to beat this boss. don't get hit faggot lmao
>>719396639This word has lost all meaning skibidbidi toilet no cap.
>>719399915My wife does the opposite>This is a problem in this game>So change it>It doesn't mean it is no longer a problem I just fixed it for the dev>I don't see how that's your problem>I am trying to have a discussion with you about the game we are playing autism>Sez u Mr Robot BEEP BOOP BEEPActual conversation we have once every other week
>>719395617My wife (who also plays stardew valley) asked "She ONLY MAKE HIM DINNER WHEN HE CLEARS THE CAVES? Does he otherwise not get dinner? Shouldnt he get like a special blowjob too or something? What does he eat the rest of the time?"She has many questions and seems to believe this man starves should he fail to clear caves for his wife.
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>>719395709Hey man. I enjoyed your image.
>>719397118Your balls is Straight out of reddit
>>719396639>spending time together with your wife bad this nigga lacked a father figure in his early life, no wonder men can't date anymore if this is the standard
>>719401386>Jamie, pull up the pic of a Vietnamese anon calling blacks niggers
>>719395709yo bro is it cool with you if i save this image?
My gf doesn't want to use mods in stardew valley because she thinks it's unfair lmao. I can't convince her that mods aren't hacks.
>>719396846Yeah asian men usually just beat their wives to death
>>719405717Nice reading comprehension. Instead of just making whatever for dinner she specifically makes something he asks for. But you're right he should at least get a thighjob for his time.
>>719407123most people who hate mods are the samealso most Stardew Valley mods are actually cheats
>>719405717shame you married a half illiterate retard but also based as fuck for marrying a half illiterate retard
>>719396639My wife stays in her dog crate while I play dwarf fortress and only comes out to make dinner and shit out new tax dependents.
>>719405717Found the tard wife guy.
>>719401386It's nice to see that american activists have always been retarded.The actual reason to end the involvement of the US in the Vietnam war is because it was none of their fucking business to begin with but a bunch of fat cats in DC sent a nation's young men to die in it anyway to defend their investments in the country.
>>719407253I think shes basing it on the fact that our families dinners are typically up to my request first before she decides what to make so the concept of a 'special dinner request' seems odd to her.>>719407536>>719407705yes.
>>719395617normalfags don't know how to mod.
>>719396639>Showing affection to your wife is cuckedIt's hilarious how these people openly state they want a wife that is nothing more than a burden they have to take care of.
>couple filling in traditional family roles in the current ageA bit cringe, but also wholesome
>>719407891The actual reason is because the USA deserves less. Anything else matters not.
>>719401386that picture is fucking dumb because SEAs are extremely racistsi mean Indonesians are pretty much genociding sea niggers atm
>>719409109Indonesia existing as a country is proof they are better than the west, anon. Belgium can't keep it's shit together. Also: >Vietnam>Same as IndonesiaLol.
>>719409207i've been to both. Hell of a lot closer to white Americans who call niggers niggers.
>>719395617I will never be happy
>>719409706It's not since they are still unmistakably human. Racists in the USA are genuinly inhuman.
>719409768bait
>>719409804Facts are not bait. Most Racists in the USA are literal manchildren. Indonesians can be racist but the fact the country exists show they are far more tolerant and reasonable. It's the difference between racism out of ignorance and racism out of genuine malice.
>>719395617>having a wife that's excited about you playing vidya for herSounds like a chill life, desu. Hopefully that anon is doing his part to keep things together.
>>719409912>Has to do it after winning the war.Just more proof they are right.
>>719396639Constant reinforcement of "being straight is bad, finding a woman attractive is offensive" in every media they can consume. From comics to movies, to videogames to fucking card games. Then, the combo school + mothers. If you follow the news about the things that are done in modern education to prevent children from growing up with "prejudices" and you see the constant material about how women (always white, obviously) teach their children to be tolerant...
>oh boy! My partner (we don't like using exclusive terms) is gonna make me some tasty slop while I play her tranny game and she sucks and rides tyronnes huge thick BBC!!! everyday I'm glad my vote for trump got him in office. In 10 more years quirk chungus couples like this will be dead and desirable men like me will be placed on a fucking pedestal
>>719410682In 10 years being married will be illegal and a man touching a women is always considered rape . As it should be.
>>719395617>4chan /v/ screencap threadyou have to go back
>>719410036Huh. Must be weird living in US. The whole country seems like a weird reality tv show for aliens.
>>719409912>oтвeты
>>719410862I'm not American brown boy
>>719411040In that case I stand corrected. I have no idea of any other place (beyond recent UK maybe) where they hate their own citizens that much, so US seemed like a reasonable guess. Nonetheless, you have my condolences for living in such a shithole.
>gf insists on buying the same Switch games I do>always bothers me asking for help even though they're Nintendo games meant to be playable by children>situation has been made even worse now that Switch 2 has screen sharing>every time I watch her play I get stressed as fuck and have a meltdown because she's so bad at the game and can't use common sense, and I yell at her and call her a low IQ retardhaving a gf that plays games is not worth it bros
>>719411237>I have no idea of any other place (beyond recent UK maybe) where they hate their own citizens that muchYou're delusional. Increasing immigration all over the world is inteltionally trying to destroy countries.
>>719411237The UK hate their government and their government hates their citizens. Same for the USA. >>719411358>IntentionallyLol.
>>719396937If only they would stick to those games. They're so fucking bad at action games that they complain about easy games being hard, then those games are dumbed down and ruin it for men.
>>719404574zoomers are more based than us in that regard, I'm ashamed to be a millenial, they're the biggest fucking faggots and the reason we're in the age of tranny and nigger worship.
>>719396639>cuckolding is when you do something nice for your wife and then she does something nice for you in return and you love each other and are happy together
>>719411358Japan shouldn't accept immigrants but at the same time they're retarded and inconsiderate for not having trash cans out in public. No one wants to hold onto their trash for fucking hours, especially in an area you know there's a lot of foreigners that aren't used to that.
>>719412018They removed public trash cans after they were used in the sarin gas attacks.
>>719396639If you feel any etheric pain today it's because I am telepathically channelling it to faggots like you. Die
>>719395617>modsWhore is probably on the Switch
>>719396639>the replies to this postTwo world wars really did untold damage to white men
>>719412668Bro, you're sitting in front of a screen right now. Let's not pretend there is any room for masculinity.
>>719412668>dude I can't ever be seen to be cringe in the least way because of memes even if it involves long-term relationship health with my wife>that's why i'll become incredibly ultra-cringe by treating everything dealing with a woman that isn't purely transactional, a male whoremonger, as a stand-in for sexual emasculationHow can such low IQ faggots live long enough to learn how to breathe?Do you wear CPAP devices until you're in your teens?
>>719411825You're supposed to be dominant with your woman. Not beat the hecking wholesome epic farming game for her and then celebrate with your cat-sonThis is why you have sky high divorce rates, because after 5 years your woman will get bored of your borderline gay relationship
>>719395709metal as fuck
>>719396639>This many replies to an automated postGrim
>>719395617because some flaws actually make a vidya more beautiful.
>>719413016>you're supposed to be dominantBy leading, not by shitting on her relaxation retard. Why do low IQ browns and kids never realize how fucking retarded extremism makes them come across.>You did something for her that didn't involve wood-working? >this means you're on the level of going to partner therapy! she's going to suck clit soon!I also shouldn't have to explain to you how anyone making relationship tik-tok shit is already a massive fraud. 3 year olds understand that what they see on TV isn't real yet fully grown faggots like you don't get it's the same for "influencers".
>>719405717>Only makes him dinner when he clears the caves...otherwise not get dinnerHer literacy aside, that sounds like it'd be pretty fucking based. It wouldn't be a "good" thing, per se, but imagine /v/anons in some sort of E-sports concentration camp being forced to git gud at increasingly harder games if they want to eat. Three-fourths of /v/ (the majority of that 3/4ths being shills) would starve, but the remaining quarter would be honed by the ordeal and the best gamers alive.>tfw no sadistic bratty gamer Jaswife to physically, verbally, and sexually bully me into improving my gaming skills
You really can see how far this place has fallen off compared to 2007's /v/
>>719405717I want a retarded wife too...
>>719395709Whoa, you found THIS? Congrats.
>>719396639Going into a cave to butcher a bunch of goblin niggers or whatever cuckshit is in Jew Valley sounds pretty BASED.
>>719395617My wife makes me do her fishing in New Horizons, I love how much she enjoys my help
>>719395709I genuinely don't think it's that cool but I'm happy that you like it
>>719395617some fucking faggot is gonna make a wholesome chungus wifejak meme out of this
Listening to people that have no common interests with you is so fucking boring. People that just marry some random bitch must be miserable as fuck.
>>719399940Being cucked is the voluntary "sharing" of your woman for your own pleasure. I don't think killing a few pixel monsters in a cave for your wife because she's bad at the game can be seen as an equivalent.
>>719396846vietnamese didn't even have written language until europeans gave it to them
Wish my woman didn't dislike videos games ;_; She got used to me playing them, but doesn't like participating.
>>719395617As I get older I crave something like this less and less, and sometimes I think that's worse. At least when I actively desired a relationship there's hope it will happen eventually even if that's unrealistic for someone like me, giving up means it's over and that seems grim.
>>719420664they got it before the invention of 'i hate wife' comics doe
>>719397102Holy shit you zoomers all need to be sent to an one way trip to Jupiter
>>719421126shit all over her in a fighting game
