hahaha
What's it like having a girlfriend that's genuinely into video games?
>>719399837>demotivational poster from the 2000sTake me back...
i want a girlfriend so bad its unreal
Girls aren't "genuinely" into anything
>>719399958Just go to tinder
>>719399897CringeThey are smelly and disheveledIf they aren't, they're sickly pale and full of shit clipart tattoosThey are all morbidly obese and suffer from at least 2 forms of illnesses/impedimentsThey are near mandatory in group sessions with the bros, they ALWAYS play girl characters as support and ruin the funThey buy you dogshit mainstream media and shit, like a gaystation5 with the latest horizon uncharted god of schlock
>>719399837what for? it will never be as good as your hand
>>719400116im on tinder. i get no matches. the 2 matches i actually did get i got 2 messages in before getting ghosted
>>719400173free version of tinder is worthless for a man.
>>719399897They don't exist
>>719399837man I have a flashdrive with hundreds of these somewhere in my mum's house, I plan to get it one day and slowly divvy them out here.
>>719400107this. if they find a guy they like they'll pretend to have interest in something he's into.
>>719400173I was joking because tinder don't have the best rep I don't have a GF eitherJust avoid BPDs
>>719399925we can't go back
>>719399897It's like fucking someone that is terrible at all of the game that you like.
>>719399897My wife played mario kart world with me after we put the kids down. We got the switch 2 as a joint bday present yesterday. Before kids we played a fuck ton of stardew, smash, and mk doubledash through mk8. The only woman I respect in gaming terms is my buddy’s wife. She 100%’d Balatro
>>719399897You won't ever hear btiching from her like other girls about, "why are you playing video games right now"But, she'll ask to play some gay shit together or join you in multi-player games and suck. Only really good multi-player girl I've ever met was a butch lesbian, cool chick though.
>>719400647can i borrow her
>>719399837The funny thing is that she looks like a tranny
>>719399897She is into BS like Horizon or the Avatar Pandora game. Right now she only talks about Ghost of Yotei or Assasin Creed Shadows. She did sit down and played the start of Halo 3 ODST for like 40 minutes, but I'm giving up hope she will ever get good at Team Fortress 2.She likes to watch me play, but we did play Split Fiction together and games we can play together are rare.We spend most of the time watching shows, and most of THAT time are my picks. (Just entered the last season of Community)She doesn't cook, but she cleans. She hates working even tho she is in the field (Veterinarian) she's wanted since a kid. Really bad with money. Probably going to have to find a system to keep me in control of the finances and ban her from credit cards.She was really skinny when we met, but since I've moved in she's gained some weight. Nothing too bad, but we're gonna start going to the gym to make sure it doesn't spiral. (I've gained weight too)She is really kind, I'm very happy.
>>719400316They do. One of my ex-girlfriends loved Diablo 2 but all of her characters sucked and she was bad at the game. It's frustrating dating someone that sucks at the games that you enjoy. I'd try and give her tips but she'd just ignore them.
>>719400694The Aerith? No, that's our daughter.
>>719400647god i love god gundam
>millennial humor
I just remembered that I used to play Halo 2 online with two chicks.
>>719399837>they already have boyfriendsWait until you get to college, and they already have husbands.
>>719400647That's a milf
>>719400745That sound like Natasha, I miss Natasha's mouth
>>719400357I really, REALLY don't want to believe this, but indeed some counter girl I've just met started babbling about how she fucking loves origami and was addicted to and had origami littered around her room after me doing one origami figure in front of her because I was bored and nervous waiting for my order.Fuck off bitch, just give me my pizza
>>719400570>WifeNormies leave.
>>719400926I was here first.
>>719400842She doesn't know how to stop using her teeth, apparently
>>719400757>>719400647How'd you get your mom to do that for you?
>>719399837I don't get it, where's the attractive gamer girl?OP pic is just some random 6/10 bitch with makeup.
>>719400995You married-fags always settle for bottom of the barrel, fat, ugly women anyway.
>>719401020Just be yourself bro, mom's are cool if you're confident
>>7194010276/10 implies above average so she's already out of your league
>>719400570>we put the kids downI also wanna take them out back, look at the sunset together and then blast them on the back of the head with a shotgun
>>719401106of course, but would you seriously pass a very wealthy, low confidence fugly girl who loves you with her entire soul. I just played the hand I was dealt
>>719401301Dove hunting starts Monday
>>719401321Nah, marriage is still for retards and broke people. Why would you legally bind yourself to a woman like an idiot?
>>719399837this is what millennials thought was funny?yikes...
>>719399837
>>719401256hey, idk about that, with some of the looks I get in public I'd at least qualify as a backup boyfriend.
>>719400757>huge areolaoh my fucking god i'm dying from envy right now motherfucker
>>7193998379gag army rise up...
>>719399897Pretty amazing. It’s like having a really good friend who loves gaming as much as you do, but you’re allowed find them really attractive and have sex with them.
>>719401424Dual income with free shit from parents is how you create generational wealth. Im posting from my beach house
>>719399837And nowadays, on top of being fake gamers, they're also fake girls. Just look at V-tubing...
>>719400167>um, I already came so why haven't you cum yet?Women have no stamina.
>>719401693>Generational wealthFuck kids. Also does not exist due to jews. Not worth permanently living with an insufferable foid who can divorce rape you just because she suddenly doesn't like you anymore.
>>719400570>after we put the kids down
How do i find a Kanako oono type girl but irl?How do i get girls from conventions?
>>719401921Skill issue. We dated for ten years before getting married. I found my soulmate. Keep seething that you cant even find a gf.Poorfags just dont understand that generational wealth allows for success unlike anything else. Not having a mortgage or car note is incredibly freeing.
>>719402263I have a FWB, actually. Why do married-fags on /v/ have this "I-it won't happen to me!" attitude?
>>719400443>Just avoid BPDsYou mean all women?
>>719402664Haha high five bro
>>719399837Female browsers, contact me on Discord. Tag: j1bunw00more so if you enjoy videogames, anime, and all artistiic and creatiive—whether it's loIi, Pokemon, Fate, Dragon Quest, Limbus Company, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem, /m/ series, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea or series like , Sonic, 3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou,and more.Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, and more
>>719399897Corny cosplay sex, she's a fatty and I'm a manlet so it looks really retarded but I find it fun in a sort of cringe behind closed doors sort of way. I learned that you can really enjoy a lot of things if you have someone to have fun with when doing it. Cause she's a negress I convinced her to pet me while dressed as Barret and I dressed as trap Cloud I was super SUPER horny and still it was fucking awful and I realized my fag fantasies were just that and not actually worth a fuck to enjoy irl
I am in the middle of having sex as I post this. My girl just had to run to let the cat out (she gets distracted by the meowing) as I hit post she's on her way back to hop back on. It's hilarious to me how many similar posts are total bullshit so I figured I'd make one of them true.
>>719402936peg*
>>719402513Because the percentage of divorce rape goes down sharply when you have wealthy two whites coming from stable families. Jewish lies are destroying the institution of marriage and the nuclear family, and I wont stand for it.
I can’t think of anything more cringy than a stinky lazy fat slob girl playing videogames and the whole “gamer girl” culture. It’s not feminine at all.
>>719403029The concept of modern marriage was started by jews. Government should never be involved in relationships. Also, if you're gonna be married, have multiple women on the side. Settling for one foid is retarded.
>>719399897Got a wife that pays games.We have a side by side 2 person desk and the exact same PC (cuz we have to be matchers!)Actually hot. 2 Kids later and shes still quite the cutie. not fat and 1 small arm tattoo.Been married 13 years and together14. 2 kids daughters, they have steam decks.Lifes pretty good
>>719399837>two hours of hair and makeup>two dozen photo takes>all for a single staged “look at me I’m a gamer grrrrl” shot for attention >puts controller down to go play bejeweled or farmville
>>719399897they are starved of attention in the real world and all they do all day is hang out in 50 different discord channels
>>719400131>they're all pale>and also morbidly obeseI have yet to see a single person irl who both of those things apply toThe only honest to god girl gamer I know is slightly fat, like an out of shape guy but probably at least under 32 BMI
>>719402936>she's a negress I could forgive a lot but you're better than that anon, fuck you
>gf gets you into WoW in 2007>You get addicted, 300 days (7200+ hours) played on one character alone>She gets jealous and envious when you excel beyond her ability>She ends up leaving you for some other guy she met online who's way shittier at the gameI'm still kind of pissed she did arena with him and not me. Maybe she felt too much pressure since I had the #1 2's team on the server (barely top 10 in battlegroup though, we had a weak server. Also her fault)
>>719400647>>719400757Do you get off to anons jerking off to your gf/wife? lmao
>>719405347>wowYou deserve everything you got you repugnant faggot>I'm sooorta pissed the woman who left me for another dick is doing some faggy mmo shit with him instead of meJesus christ...
>gf has 2k hours in CK2She’s a monster honestly
>>719400647Is this your mom?
>>719406495kek
>>719406246This was nearly 20 years ago, I'm less furious about it now than I was then.She basically emotionally cheated on me with him then made plans to meet him, we broke up, then his parents didn't let him come visit her (lol) cuz they found out she isn't Jewish. She was calling me two weeks later (yes 2morrweeks to the date) but I already had another woman in my arms. Ironically I wasn't over her so my thing with the other chick didn't pan out but at least my ex suffered immensely that summer. Then she eventually found a guy at the college I went to in the major I majored in because she wanted somebody like me. They've been together 14 years but she just cheated on him with a guy from work, so...once a whore always a whore
>>719399897Women aren't "genuinely" interested in anything. They have more in common with machines than man
>>719399897Idk but the only games my gf will play is stardew valley, baba on her phone and diablo 2
>>719400873It's very true. If you meet a girl and she has a hyper-specific fixation on something girls aren't usually into then it's because the last guy she had sex with was into that thing.
>>719400647>>719400757>>719401109I envy your life anon, I wish you all the best.
>>719406981But that is different tho. That's not pretending, specially on the spot, she just absorbed a interest, that's normal.Unless what you're saying is that girls don't have interests by themselves, they just absorbs them. That's still preferable and perfectly ok, hell, ideal even, instead of feigning interest, which is straight up fucking lying.
