>"This game is incredibly addictive! 10/10 GOTY!>The game in question
do americans really?
CASHNAAAAAAADOOO
>>719402693>>719402730I'm sure gambling never happens elsewhere.
>>719402612these people might actually win big and walk out with more than they spentwhat has playing video games done for you?
>thread archived with like 20 posts>immediately make the another one again in hope of it catching firejust another kind of addiction I guess
>>719402935OP has a posting addiction. OP is no different than the old people in that webm.
>>719402612>>719402693>>719402730>wow what beautiful culture! i love japan!
>>719403097soul>>719402612soulless
>>719403097>pachinko.jpg>they're clearly playing slots>they're even labled 'slots' aboveburgerbro...
those recent 'Cookie Clicker' and 'Vampire Survivor' game crazes were extremely telling as to how braindead people are
>>719402612"This casino (gacha) game is F2P friendly! Generous! Not like the others! Here's my friend code. By the way I'm from South America/Southeast Asia!" Average gacha retard.
>>719402929>what has playing video games done for you?i have a lot of platinum trophies and steam achievements
>>719403292The post was about Balatro and Vampire Survivors slop, not Gacha. Gacha cattle are the lowest life form on earth, but at least usually there's actual gameplay, even if it's shallow.
>>719403328And how did that improve your life?
>>719403097Slots in Japan are legally a timimg check instead of being pure luck. They also have to be used for prizes, with the prizes only being tradeable for money if the place is exploiting a legal loophole.
>>719403451I can be like wow I'm such a hard worker
>>719403462>with the prizes only being tradeable for money if the place is exploiting a legal loophole.which every single pachinko parlor does. they have the money exchange places right across the street every single time.
>>719403462>slots in japan are legally a timing checkjust making shit up i see
>>719402612are we so different
>>719403653I mean yeah, but that's already a step up from the average casino making it as seamless as possible to play around with money for as long as possible. Every time you want a payout (which is somewhat capped by the prizes), you have to take a break and have some time to think about doing anything else than gambling.
>>719402612>"This game is incredibly addictive! 10/10 GOTY!>The game in question
>>719402612This just feels like all video games after you stop being a NEET and get a whiff of life
>>719402612
>>719404346>Why won't my kids talk to me :(
post the cashnado
>>719404346
i went to a casino 1 time in my life in 2012.i walked in with 20€ as an intentional limit to myself.walked out with 56€.never entered a casino again anyway.
>>719404346whenever i send my money to x, i always send like $10 first and then the rest. Just to be sure...
>>719404664Congrats, you are significantly smarter with your money than 99% of people. Most keep going back and play for way too long instead of accepting a profit or a loss>t. got dragged along to casinos way too often
>>719402612>>719404346>These are the people ranting about fiscal responsibility and how Obama ruined the economy with socialism
>>719402612how can people get addicted into the a glorified coin-toss bet where the coin is rigged against you?
>>719404346Kind of glad white people are being erased when I see this
>>719404890You win once it feels great, you lose 100 times and it doesn't feel as bad as winning that 1 time.There's nothing to do in my shitty ass state except drugs and beaches so people go to the casino to drink and hang out. I went with a group of friends with $20 and walked out with $0 and never played again.
>>719402612Unironicaly, what the fuck is going to happen to casinos when old faggot boomers die out?? I don't know anybody from my age group who has ever been stoked or excited about visiting "LE LAS VEGAS" to binge on slot machines and gambling scams, and most of the gambling shit that faggots do who aren't boomers do it online or chance it on Crypto.
>>719405098They will just disappearZoomzooms gamble online anyway
>tfw parents blew my inheritance on real estate debtFucking boomers.
kids love gachas, I don't see why people are so upset about it.
>>719404346where do they get all this money?
>>719405098Sports gambling, most likely. I love NFL/NBA and all that but you can't go ten seconds without some Fanduel ad promising 200 extra dollars for a 5 dollar purchase or some shit. It’s madness.
>>719405098now that sports betting is legal everywhere you don't have to leave your house to gamble, they'll just die out
>>719404906It's sad that the "greatest generation ever" was a grim warning for our race. Whatever survives the next 20 years is probably going to make Hitler's Nazi's look like a damn fever dream
>>719404346How is this shit legal?
>>719405098Assuming that addiction starts from being ensnared>Casinos become ghost towns like malls and die off one after another, since the clientele dies off and the new blood either gambles on something that's more convenient or less of a blatant scamAssuming that casinos exploit the weak ageing brain of old people>Casinos continue triving by trapping people with mental deficiencies endlessly for every buck they ownThe fate of traditional casinos will be a good way to get a case study on how gambling addiction works, to say the least
>>719404890Slot machines, especially modern ones, are like playable crack. They're colorful and musical and feel great to touch and interact with. When you're sitting in front of one, they're more fun and exciting than any video game could ever be, and even a single win overwrites a whole night of losses. You don't think "Oh god, I just lost $5000", you think "OH MY GOD, I JUST WON $300!!!!!!!!"Plus, you're surrounded by beautiful, wealthy people constantly giving you mind-altering alcoholic beverages and praising you for just sitting there. It's something impossible to describe, but when you're actually there you'll get what these old fogeys see in it. Of course, it's all by designed to steal as much of your money as possible, but there you go.
>>719405453Gambling isn't treated as the scam it is, despite being mathematically proven to be an absolute loss game and despite it being proven to be deep rooted psychological manipulation+exploitation. Unironically gambling should be more regulated than drugs, but it's too (((profitable))) to do so.
>>719405453Because the people making laws are the bandits trying to rob you
>>719405232>parents own 4 houses>dad wants to mortgage them to fund retirement >mom wants to sell them>only reason siblings and i could inherit anything is because one might die before divorce is done
>>719405098I like the neon lights and the gaudy architecture but I'm not the kind of customer they'd thrive off of. All unhealthy habits like smoking and drinking are only fun and soulful out in the real world, online gambling and drinking at home on the computer is all lame and gay. I'll be sad to see cities like that go despite not being a gambler.
You all do realize that eventually these casino operators are going to catch on that anime waifus sell like hotcakes and start including them in all the casino games, right? That'll keep Vegas going for at least the next generation.
>>719405678Just have some conventionally attractive goth booth babes doing fortnite dances there and I'm in.
>>719405678Well they better be handing out jobs like hot cakes because they are doing everything in their power to screw the next generations already. Won't be any money to gamble with except from the whales.
>>719405678They hate Japan too much to do that, luckily. This is why you can only get the anime waifus slots in Japan, where their power is kept in check by Japan actually caring about its citizens and passing laws to try to prevent abuse.
>>719403462in nihhon there is concept called shame where gambling rooked down uponphysical gacha is different OK
>>719405232>>719405667>have everything handed to you>don't leave anything to your own childrenI genuinely think boomers are the result of some sort of black ops science experiment to destroy society. To what end I don't know. But this shit ain't normal.
>>719402693I now a French couple who does thisThey both kinda cheat the system to get disability benefits and spend all their money on casino
>>719405453Its fine, Orange man taxed them a few months ago.
>>719405453cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>719405453for the longest time it wasn't. thats why vegas is a thing. another gift from covid era is removing gambling laws from around the country.
>>719402612Diablo/PoE thread?
>>719405990>another gift from covid era is removing gambling laws from around the countryQRD?
>>719405678>have to travel to the desert to look at anime tits.smartphones have made it so thats unnecessary now
>>719405453How are gachas legal?To this day I still can't forget that guy who used to play FFBE and mortgaged the house for $100k to do pulls and lost his wife/kids
>>719404906Whites are not the only ones doing thisSports betting is basically gambling and is mostly a nonwhite issue
people think humans are above evolution now that life is so comfy, but I legitimately believe that there is a large evolutionary pressure to eliminate addictive behaviors. Specifically gambling is being selected against since gamblers have the single highest suicide rate even when compared to drug addicts.
>>719405340I don't understand how that shit is profitable for bookies if you have self control. If you just play promotions against each other and don't ever get greedy you can rake in thousands. Sure, it will take a long time to do so, but you can mitigate a shit ton of risk if you're smart about it. I get that those who are shit with money are how they all manage to do business, but eventually they'll stop with those promotions that give you basically $500 in house money every time, right?
>>719404346When boomers do this, it helps the entire economy. The casino profits from his spending, increasing profit margins and likely raising shareholder equity. This results in the possibility of expansions, allowing for more casinos, related operations, and the creation of jobs. Be grateful and say "Thank you".
>>719406237What makes you think that? Addicts have as many children as other peopleWhat I'm afraid of is an idiocracy scenario: smarter people have less babies
>>719406117https://www.forbes.com/sites/willyakowicz/2022/03/09/the-vice-age-how-sex-drugs-and-gambling-help-americans-cope-with-covid/>"And as states were eager for more tax revenue, many pushed through laws to get mobile sports betting programs off the ground. In 2018, there were eight states with legal sports betting and by the end of 2021, 31 states had legal markets with 18 launching mobile sports gambling."
>>719406181Gachas at least have the excuse that you're technically purchasing something that you can set your own value on, so it's harder to pin it as a scam than traditional gambling where there's no appraisal at all going on.
I went to Vegas a few years ago. At the very first table I sat down at (a Casino War table, which is exactly what it sounds like), this incredibly tired-looking woman with a bunch of glasses around her and a cigarette pushed a single chip into the betting space. She immediately lost the hand, looked at me with a tired smile, and said, in a quiet voice, "That was the last of it." She stayed at the table watching me play for a while –we were the only two people there – then shakily ambled away into the crowd. I don't think I'll ever forget that.
>>719406547>What makes you think that? Addicts have as many children as other peoplethe newer generation of gambling addicts dont. Zoomer gamblers are already hitting up digital casinos, losing everything, and then killing themselves in their early 20s.
>>719406401For every 20 people taking away a couple hundred and running you get a whale who'll spend 100k in it over the next couple of years.
>>719406552>>"And as states were eager for more tax revenue,For what? What are they going to use that money for? What do they plan on improving with that tax revenue? Which positive aspects of society are they planning on increasing with those dollars?
>>719406547Indiocracy
>>719406401They're like drug dealers giving away free coke: many will get addicted for life
>>719404346>wise old asian man slots
>>719405286stock market gains
>>719402612>those kids and their video games, so BAD>anyway, time to spend 10k in a week on the slop machinestotal boomers death>>719404346>transfer so much money without a call from the Banki doubt it
>>719406552>as states were eager for more tax revenueA straight admission that gambling is only made legal since it's a money well for the government. Isn't that just swell
>>719406571I legitimately feel so bad for anyone with average to sub-average iq, those with no self awareness, or addictive personalities who develop gambling addictions. It's heartbreaking to think of how stacked the deck is against them, that a shitty promotion or a cheap buffet or free booze was enough to get them on the hook for life, and they're not able to have the introspection to realize how deep of a hole they're in until it's too late. It's like that for hypersexual gooners, gatcha whales, social media addicts, and the like. I think that we're gonna see some wild shit happen in the next few decades as it gets more and more prevalent, it's like all media out there is designed to get people hooked and bleed them dry and I kind of hate it.
>>719404346>digital slot machinesIt's impressive how they had negative soul to begin with, and got even more soulless over time.
>>719407053a 4chan user has no right to judge anybodyshut the fuck up
>>719407053you will see evolution kick in again since those low iqs with addictive tendencies will destroy themselves before they get a chance to reproduce.
>>719407264>t. a 4chan user
CASHNADO ALERT
>>719405667Shit negro, we are the same>Dad's health deteriorating>Dad live a great house, 6 bedrooms, 3 bathroom, in a quasi-suburb region of the city>Now he wants to sell the house and buy some shitty 2 room apartment in the middle of the industrial part of town because it's closer to the beerhole he enjoys>Me and brothers are trying to desperately keep him from selling the family home
>>719403182>noooo pachinko isn't gambling because... because it just isn't! gambling for money is illegal in japan, you gamble for special prizes that you can take outside and sell to someone in an alley for actual money, so it's not gambling.omedetou retard-kun you've cracked the code desu
>>719404890Beats me. I went to a casino one time when I was 21. I thought I would go through some kind of addiction progression where I'd win a lot early, get hooked, and end up fucked long-term. Instead I just lost nonstop. I lost $50 in like 20 minutes and had no fun doing it. I felt so ripped off that I never went to a casino again.
>>719405453Have you watched sports? They have more gambling sponsors than everyone else combined. The profitability is absolutely immeasurably insane, you can't just make it illegal, (((no one))) will let you do that.
>>719405098Vegas is literally already collapsing because of boomers dying, casinos getting replaced by online gambling, and the general decline in tourism across the board in the current global economy
I went to vegas a few months ago and found two depressing things.- All of the video slot machines use the same mechanics. They look like reskins of each other, but some of them are made by different companies and are just that close. The main mechanic is 'hold and spin'. This has to be the case because it was discovered as the most effective meta to take money from people.https://ggbmagazine.com/article/hold-spin-repeat/- There are youtubers who just play slots, and people watch them and donate to them for doing this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L4Z_ic0_2c
>>719406737>use the money to hire their friends for public projects>society gets little out of it because finishing the job means they cant be paid again later>procrastinate to keep siphoning taxes>when they cant delay the job longer they get unions to slow work >politicians who hire them get kickbacks and nice jobs for friends and family>you get nothing It's technically not embezzlement
>>719404890I don't know. Their brain must be wired differently, I'd use that money for opioids instead but if they're getting dopamine from sitting in front of a rigged game well whatever
>>719407363Would he not accept a trade where you and your brother split the rent for his small apartment in exchange of moving into the family house yourself?
>>719407264I wonder how true the "4chaners are all losers" meme isThe only 4chaners I know IRL all have good careers and are in relationships
>>7194026123 CHOICE ROGUESLOP
>>719407498How long ago was it?Casinos now all know your identity at all times and could allow you to win early
>>719405873You can't appreciate something if you haven't worked hard to earn it.
>>719403097anybody know where you can play pachinko in vegas? I know there are ample slot machines but I want to experience the novelty of feeding tiny balls into a machine or however the fuck they work.
>>719407871>work hardEven the jobs aren't being handed down
>>719402612I ALMOST don't blame turd world kids for being slop addicts since it's not like they grew up with good education and social mores, really its their parents and leaders of their dying cultures who failed them.
>>719407706sure pal i believe you
>>719404346>Nooooooo you cant just throw away the money you earned its mine all mineAre zoomers really this entitled
>>719402612I've never been in a casino as an adult. What the fuck is happening here? Why are they all spamming the button?
>>719405232my mother's dad used to have a lot of houses and money but he blew it all up on gambling it lmfao
>>719408120What's the point of accumulating wealth over your lifetime if you can't pass it on to make your loved ones' lives easier? You DO want to help your children avoid financially-induced hardship, right??????????
>meet a girl who seems pretty perfect>sweet, has a good job, likes all the weird nerdy shit i like, horny as fuck>her only red flag is that her and her family love going to casinosHow worried should i be bros. Do you think thats something i can fix
>>719408118>Literally the most diverse group in existence, be it socially, economically or demographicallyTruly, we are Anonymous
>>719408129They are playing the touch screen slot machine games.And good, it isn't worth going to. It is pretty depressing to witness. I went to one that was part of a concert venue. There were so many miserable looking people wandering around. It felt like I was in a bad part of town of the elite wealthy.
>>719408271This is not something you can fixDo not marry a person who will gamble your house
>>719408271>Do you think thats something i can fixNo. One day you might be married with a kid and discover your bank account has a couple thousand dollars missing because she got 1-shot by a gambling ad promising to let her win gift cards or something.
>>719408271Go with them and keep track of the money. You can fix it if they are willing to listen to you when you call out casinos for being a scam and use their own experience as evidence.
>>719408118Pic unrelated?
>>719408475Has that ever worked?They know how much they waste, but they're addicts who cannot stopThey should be treated like crack addicts
>>719406547>smarter people have less babiesThats always been the case
>>719408482you are a delusional moron
>>719408271Only if you can turn her against gambling, and then the family against her on gambling. Also dont marry without a prenup if you ever do go down that road. Seriously, if there is even one gambling addict in her family that she or her family enable a prenup is necessary. I mean its necessary anyway, but say goodbye to your money without it.
>>719408689gauss has childreneuler had children too
>>719408230Maybe they accunulated wealth so they could use it on whatever they wanted when they were older? Like blowing it all on casino and whores?>but what about making other people's life better?!If they neglected their kids they are cunts, but if they gave them affection, a home, food, good education, a solid upbringing and the opportunity to make something of themselves then they gave them a better life than 90% of the fucking planet.
>>719408118>the person you're calling a niggerfaggot may be a cute girl in bear PJs
>>719408613It's not likely, but it can work depending on the state of the addiction. The point is to remove any notion that what they can beat the system or that they're having fun.
They are playing Boomerslop.
>>719407278humans have been getting stupider for thousands of years because "civilization" is basically just a project to let retards survive better
>>719408689but beforehand, retards had much much much higher death rates
>>719408961>just a project to let retards survive betteryeah this is why 4chan has so many users
>>719404906Whites aren’t going anywhere, cuck boy. If you had the testosterone to say this in person you’d get smashed onto the pavement like a nigger.
>>719402612me when I have to enter into the BIOS
>>719403462>Slots in Japan are legally a timimg check instead of being pure luck.They're actually worse because they are pure luck + you have to get the timing right>They also have to be used for prizes, with the prizes only being tradeable for money if the place is exploiting a legal loophole.Which every pachislo parlor does. Sometimes the exchange booth is right in front of the place
>>719408702I hope you make it one day anon
>>719409113>hit jackpot>computer becomes a paper weightFucking rigged game
I love the ASMR of it all.>>719402612>TAP TAP TAP CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK COME ON WHAT? SLAM SLAM CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK>>719403097>TAP TAP TAP TAP (Pachinko is slightly more skill based as you have to stop the stoppers) PEW PEW PEW C-C-C-CHANCE! TAP TAP TAP CLACK CLACK CLACK YOU WANT THIS SWORD DANTE, YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT FROM ME. CLACK CLACK BALLS CLACK->>719404346This one isn't even satisfying. Boo touch screens.>Aristocrat ching chong basic suite of music and general bloop bleepy stuff for low wins.
>>719403182kek you retard
>>719409698>Pachinko is slightly more skill based as you have to stop the stoppersAhhh the illusion of controlProtip:if there is no human buffer between the machine and you ,you have no control over anything
>>719404906>rich guy gambles more money than your brown ass will ever see in your life >REEEEEEEEEE WHITE PIPO!!!i dont think there is a single thing you subhumans wont rage at white people over
>>719404664>Walked into Casino>Was visiting family in the area so got a bit of food, sat down at a slot>2 pulls at 3 bucks in nickels each>DINGDINGDINGRIIIIIIING>Won the 2nd highest top prize of 1,329.88>Some old 85 year old in a walker bitching and moaning about how she warmed it up and got nothing>Got my cash payout, tax papers, and fled.>Got my first ever HDTV in my own place with the money and basically saved the rest.Never really gambled since desu. I don't see the hype of>AW MAN IT'S BOOTY-SHAKING-BACON BUCKS 3!>THESE PIGS ARE GREASED UP AND READY TO SHAKE THEIR STUFF FOR SOME HUGE WINS COMING YOUR WAY!>JUST PRAY THAT THE MOON AND SUN ALIGN WITH THAT LUSCIOUS BACON BONUS AND YOU COULD WIN! DON'T FORGET THAT SPAMTASTIC HAM-HOCK JACKPOT!*>*disclaimer slampig jackpot system only available at max bet minimum 600 credits initial estimate on penny denomination.It's a lot of bells and whistles to burn money.
>>719404890>Mystical UnicornHigh volatility, WMS G+Deluxe machine. It's basically an all or nothing deal. Anticipation SFX when you get unicorn or wild stacks gets people's head turning. Full screen of unicorns is 1000x your bet. Game has progressives that love to sparkle and flicker when they're close to dropping (linked to other machines of the same type in the block) (this is a fake tactic to get you to burn money in hopes of getting that prize)It's tripe.
>>719410170>Some old 85 year old in a walker bitching and moaning about how she warmed it up and got nothingOn one hand thats funny she doesnt understand how they work, and on the other hand its sad to think she realizes she is wasting her money and her only cope is too lie to herself that it was all worth it. And then that person is in their 80s. Imagine what their life must have been like for either of these outcomes to occur.
>>719405678>Konami, maker of anime chicks and fucking Bombergirl>Has slot machines all over the place.>None really go for the big sex appeal. Maybe a tummy here, a thigh there.>No jiggle physics no boin no screen filling implied boob-smother of morale boost when you put money in or get the bonus...yet.Then again WOMAN MOMENTS would happen all over cause of this, if it came to pass. Then Konami would do a manly version and the women wouldn't even care they were being catered to.
>>7194078132011. First and last time I've ever been in a casino.
>>719410694If anything it proves that all gamblers are a couple of spins away from making it big
>>719408271>Stick your machine in her slot!>KEEP THOSE FUCKING BANK ACCOUNTS SEPARATE.
>>719408118>she's sitting next to the whitest looking man Kek
>>719404890>walk into casino>this guy slaps your asswhachu gonna do about it timmy
>>719405098They just sell csgo loot crates
>>719410694Senior citizens love fucking gambling. Go to any casino early? Grannies and grandpa's (soon to be Tran-pa's) will be cavorting through the casino floor, blocking all the slots.
>>719402612vampire survivors.webm
>this game is saving gaming!>its a game where you gamble for the latest fapbait
>>719411220>she
>never truly unlock anything but some short cuts which you never use if you want a good run and some skins>still play it as some ritual with my morning coffeeI don't get it but I think it's one of those games that keeps your gaming skills at wit
>>719411363>Scout's cousin, BLU Team
>>719405843>in nihhon there is concept called shame where gambling rooked down uponGacha is literally the only industry they have anymore.
>>719403097>not pictured: the ear-shattering noise of a pachinko parlor
>>719408961I'm stealing that lol
