>stage hazard can instantly K.O. you
cool vidya thread toxotranny
>>719405703when I was a kid and at my aunt's place, there was this cat that would catch dragonflies mid flight and eat them, it was sick as fuck
>Boss fight has pillars that you need to destroy to damage him
>Orange catevery tiem
>>719406669That’s just a level transition
>>719406704>*mario pipe noises*
>>719406704Yeah, to the afterlife.
>>719407185afterlife level is spoopy as hell
>>719406669vegans confuse me. so many critters get grinded up throughout the farming process
>>719406669>>719407408>>719407185somewhat certain what we're seeing is a silo, there's nothing being ground up because what you're seeing is grainthey come out at the bottom able to fly away like the dumb little idiots they are
>game has fast travel
>>719407593isn't there an auger down there to move the grain
>>719407821
>>719405703Love it aside from him eating
>>719408037goddamn, this guy is REALLY good at the claw game
>>719407593>they come out at the bottomI think they come out at the bottom crushed and dead from not being able to breathe>I CAN'T BREATHE COOOOO COOOOOO
>Arachnophobia mode: off
>>719408037Damn good catch.
>>719408424thanks
>>719408037Nice skill
>enemies are always aggroed
>>719408305>there's a web tooI laughed
>>719408305I hope videos like this are fake because all it takes is a dumber nigger with a gun to end this dog's existence
>>719408695I dunno man if I had a gun and a 2 foot spider started running up on me in the dead of night I'm lighting that shit up
>stage hazard can instantly K.O. youthere are entire threads about this, check out China or India webm threads
We love toxoplasma here.Thirdies don't need to reply.
>>719408847i'd really rather not.
>>719408847heres one for you
>>719406416good night sweet prince
>>719408556geese are hellspawnkill all geese with a flamethrower
>>719406416CraaaaA-ACK!
>>719407408the idea is to reduce needless suffering, not eliminate it entirely, although in an ideal world that would be possible the majority of grain and farming is used for livestock, which means there's two rounds of suffering if you consume meat, since if you just ate the grain and vegetables and whatever then it would end there
>>719406416BOBR NO
>>719408556>that webm of the absolute gigastacy that just walks over and grabs the little shit by the neck
My cat is here right now.What should I tell him?Lizard is here too but she's always here.
>elite version of basic enemy
>boss' hitbox makes no sense
>enemies can steal your items
>>719408695not the heckin doggo! wholesome chungas shiba doggo, my little pibsy bibsy didn't mean to eat the child he a good boi!
>>719410809NOOOO
>you can emote during cutscenes
>>719405703I love gatitos but my skin breaks out in hives wherever I touch them, its awful.
>>719407821What is it about cows that make them seem like either the smartest or the dumbest animals?
>>719408037Fucking hero
>>719411137>order food when you're not at home>so it sits outside and gets cold when you do get homewhy are goyim like this
>>719410710>become ungovernable
>>719408695>there are armed niggers in the rest of the world too
>>719410115Fluffy cat
>>719411356might not even know it arrived. delivery people don't even ring the bell or knock on doors anymore
>>719408979Trunk-fu
>>719411137Honestly, that squirrel deserves it. Why even order food if you're not at home?
>>719411137Nigga that's nuts!
>>719410809Good night sweet prince
>>719411514And that's a good thing. The less human interaction I am forced to have the better.If you are irresponsible enough to forget about the food you ordered for long enough it gets cold or stolen by el rato bandito that's your fault.
>>719411137NIGGA I ORDERED NUTS
>>719411457He has been told this.
>>719406020FPBP/thread
>>719410630literal satan
>>719411514possible scenario, I assumed the person filming it was the person that ordered it and was shocked el rato stole it.>see something happening>first instinct is to grab phone and film itgoyim will never make sense to me
>>719411664dehumanizing everything you can like a good little golem
>>719409850Animals are mostly fed the non-edible parts of plants because the edible parts can be sold to people.
>>719405703>tranimal threadgo back
>>719411137NIGGA THAT'S NUTS
>>719405703I aquired a kitten last night. And I found out it's unsafe to treat it for flees for a month or so which fucking blows but oh well. It's adorable.
>items have durability
>>719412648Rescue kittens tend to grow up into the sweetest cats so lucky youHope he lives long and healthy
>>719409943>gigastacyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srC9irH4aLAif you mean that video it's not actually a woman or a grandma, it's an extremely faggy mancan't be fucked to dig up the full video
>>719406020Post your buddying breasts.
>>719405703>enemies are weak to crits
>>719412721This is why you wear a helmet.
>>719413310Holy fuck how do you even survive that
>>719413310was this just a rando or a gang hit?
>>719405703Il gatto es carino
>>719406416At least he died doing what he loved
>>719413310Looks like all browns so definitely gang hit
>>719413391Get lucky with where the shrapnel hits you.
>villains motives remain questionable long after her defeat
>game mechanics defy logic
>>719412648https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcDqHFAf0aUYou just gotta get that stuff she's got or dawn and a flea comb then follow this method exactly, don't skim it but do exactly what she says.It's really annoying but yeah that chemical flea treatment stuff will kill a kitten.
>enemies can open doors
>>719413991More like>shadman
>>719413991He's closing a door you fucking retard.
>>719413991>MINNA TAIHEN DA
>>719413991What a polite lad.
>>719414097>>719414160its the bears house, the human is the invader
Video Games?
>>719410710>active hitboxes on all charging attacks in Fromsoft games
>>719412471>literal nature>trannyWoah you truly earned your spot on Valhalla, little zoomie zoomie!
>>719414979>People that like animals and nature are trannies because their hearts arent full of hatred
>Z targeting
>>719410630Diablos if he real.
>>719413247He didn't want to mess up his hair
>>719413991Why would you have a flimsy plywood board as a door if you live in bear country?
>>719406416OH N-
>>719411137doordash customers deserve every single bad thing that happens to them
>>719412721Did he died?
>>719406416
>>719412721I'm genuinely confused why someone thought riding a one-wheel vehicle at this speed would be a good idea. Can someone theorize so I don't have to use my own brain?
Daily reminder that cats hardcounter snakes because of their reaction speed
>>719416648It looks cool and futuristic.
>>719412721How can you have such little regard for your own life? I already feel irresponsible when I bike without a helmet
>>719416648current trend in fucking PARIS is to ride bikes without holding the handlebars so they can show off and text on the go. People just lost the will to live or something.
>>719413671why did he do it?
>>719416871he never thought he would crash. why would it happen to him?
>>719412721>player taunt causes them to get KO'd
>>719407593>shits on your grainWhat now, big boy?
>>719416648Stupidity
>>719416646
>>719413770I did it. And he didn't complain once just let me wash him. I might have lucked out here. Was fully expecting him to freak the fuck out.
>>719405703Toxotransmosis moment.
>enemies can enter enraged mode
>>719420618what was his problem
>>719406416Good.
>>719415220love these autistic little goobers
why cant we have more wholesome threads like these on 4Chan instead of constant hateful bigotry culture war shitposting? and add upvotes too
>>719405703why did he do it?
>>719410710Commander Gaius
>>719422715>can we please not talk about video games on the video games board
>boss has a phase where he attacks you from off-screen
>>719423529
>>719413191>that other shitbird going "AHHH HE DIN'T DO NOTHING HE WUZ A GOOD BOY!!"Based as fuck horse.
>enemies can undo the player's defensive countermeasures
>npcs react to your negative karma
>>719424590>oh shit hold still
>>719413310VIBE CHECK
>>719424631brat corrected
>>719424590Damn that's cool
>>719408037i would have pat that guy in the back
>companions can request healing from you
>>719414229Did he eat his porridge?
>>719418520>Bunlerian Jihad
>when the character creator lets you experiment
>>719413247To be fair, that would have only saved his head, but he would have destroyed all his limbs and more due to the abrasion from rolling in the pavement.That's why bikers always tell everyone to wear a proper abrasion protective set of gear when going on a ride.
>>719426019What the FUCK is that?
>NPCs can ignore traps
>environmental storytelling
>>719426358Based cat.
>>719409014This is what actual toxoplasmosis looks like btw
my cat has been trying to kill a fly for 3 days straight
>>719427098I think your cat's retarded, bro
>>719412648Get some Dawn dish soap and give it a bath. Make sure to quickly make a thick ring of soapy lather around the neck to keep fleas from trying to get up to the head and then lather it up and let it sit for a few minutes. Dish soap is good at suffocating bugs.
>>719412721One thing I never understood is that motorbikers have a ton of options for durable and covert clothing that will stop all their limbs being ripped open and their helmet designs are really cool.So why are these retards on "vehicles" that are way more dangerous and basically guarantee you hit the road head first in a crash in shorts, a t shirt and no helmet?
>>719423729why did he do it?
>>719406669>desert level in a Mario game
>>719426968oh okay so I guess we can stop pretending that the testosterone increase is real then? or is the schizophrenia real as well? trick question :)>>719427238nigger behaviour
>>719408037Incredibly skilled driver
>>719407821Damn cow.
>enemy can equip items
>>719427312>pshhhhh>WAOOAOAOAOH>HO HO HO HO...>pring blipblipblipblipblipblipblipblip>Mama mia
>>719427553>chef boss>"If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen!"
>boss battle is a mirrored version of yourself
>player character can carry a surprising amount of equipment
>>719427896Damn, just what kind of winter is this guy expecting?
>>719427706>LIQUID!>SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
>game has unconventional means of travel
>>719427218He'll be fine, trust the science and the doctors
>>719427706Brother, my brother.
>rollslop
>>719428450I wonder because he is the only one doing this if he is a genius among his peers or the designated retard.
>>719428697It's a horseshoe, both extremes are closer to each other than you'd think.
>>719425472underrated
>>719412012It makes for a funny video and the damage is already done, so why not film it?
>>719428697the cameraman flipped it, and now it can't flip itself back
>enemy has obvious weakspot
>>719424648>>oh shit hold still
>>719430246He didn't even fight back, he just gave up and accepted his fate. This must be a pretty regular hunting technique since it's so successful and risk free. Actually one of the rare instances one of those clips actually looks scripted like a video game.
>>719428784>HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL
>>719428450cute belly
>>719410809skill issue
>>719430246what a nigger piece of shit buffalo didn't even put on a fight. fuck cattle fuck them all of them are a joke
>>719411356>why do people pay for conveniencewhy don't you write your shitposts by hand and send them out by carrier pigeon?
>>719431239You try to keep fighting after a guy bites your balls off, fucker.
>>719410809aAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaI'mhooked on a feelin'
>>719430246honestly external testicles really do feel like a genus wide evolutionary fuckup
>>719430246>sperm dies at body temperature so it has to be stored outside>in an mostly unguarded area, but because it's so valuable just make it hurt a LOTcool, nature
>>719416475It was extremely painful
>>719416648People get too comfortable with a sheltered modern life. They genuinely forget that death exists.
>>719410809when a forklift falls over you have to stay put, not try to jump out
>>719431324i'd do everything for survival, surviving is my first ever priority if ever something happens to me whether it's an instinct or not i will survive even if it takes my balls out i will manage
>>719427218Bad things only ever happen to people who had it coming, ie not me.
>>719431379They are right? What purpose do they serve being external?
>>719431441Cattle are herd animals. That nigger was dead the moment he was alone.
>>719432049keeping the sperm alive. it gets too hot inside
>>719431797you've never had your balls in a vice grip and it shows, that shit is paralyzing
>Game allows you to betray allies
>>719413671you're a sick fuck for posting this
>>719408979Elephants are so god damn cute man.Even when I see those stories about angry elephants trampling people on purpose, I only assume they did some shit to them in the first place.
>>719432049good question
>>719410630Jesus christ what kind of gigachad genetic lineage gave him those horns
>>719410710>Barrier builds
>>719432831most of the time that's true, though elephants in musth are ruthless killers for no reason.
>>719427218>>719416648There is no other answer outside of: He is stupid.The average person is much less intelligent than you realise, essentially kept alive by the trappings and comfort of modern civilization rather than their own instincts and abilities, and there is absolutely nothing stopping them from getting access to extremely dangerous vehicles
>>719406020
>>719432908ankole-watusi are something else. It gets better.
>>719424590Wtf is an owl doing out in the ocean? Do they migrate too? I just never imagined them in that kind of biome I thought they stayed innawoods
>>719433502here's another for the road
>>719417247"Why the chicken crossed the road" is a suicide joke. The chicken (coward) ran into oncoming traffic to get to the other side.
>>719408037all this for that lil nigga to end up in a hamburger
>>719433604plenty of woods are right next to the ocean. Beyond that tons of animals get tossed out to sea by storms or whatever else. Plenty of birds fly miles away from land running away from storms only to rest on lucky fishing vessels because of their exhaustion.
>>719405703>loot is booby-trapped
>>719428124Basically all domestic pet hamsters are descended from a single family of hamsters from a syrian desert, culturally uplifted from their ancestral home in the 50s (Doesnt sound like a long time to us, but to Hamsters its like a hundred generations)They built networks of tunnels underground because the desert was too hot and dangerous to go above ground in the day. In these tunnel networks, they kept burrows of food because they never know when they'd be able to safely go back above ground again, so it never hurt to stock up whenever possible.They're the vault dwellers of the animal kingdom, and that behaviour never left them even as they got domesticated.Also fun fact: They're one of the few mammals who dont produce saliva, so the food they carry in their cheek pouches stays bone dry, to prevent it getting soggy and risking it going off.
>Game about a spreading corruption>Basic enemies can get infected later on
>>719431379Atheists will never be able to explain how we evolved to have the essential part of our body for procreation just out in the open completely unguarded. Completely destroys the whole theory desu.
>>719431797>>719431239You literally cantThe pain of having your balls ripped off like that would be utterly debilitating. Your body probably has no means of fighting after your balls are destroyed because evolutionarily thats it, you're the dead end, no more reproduction
>>719427218it makes more sense if you remember that 100% of people who ride those motorized unicycles are dumbasses. I've never seen someone riding one of those things that didn't seem like they were either a drug addict or actually mentally retarded to the extent they probably get government assistance
>>719432049Keeps them cool, keeps the sperm functional. Some animals, like horses, only expose their testies once they're ready to be used.
>>719411137he just don't give a fuck, the balls on that squirrel
>>719431239Getting hit in the testies is a universal feeling, anon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qtYiptCEKY
>>719433954The life of a crab is endlessly cruel.
>>719434056>no more reproductioni wasn't planning on reproducing, normalfaggot
>>719411514These delivery apps all track the delivery from start to finish. If your food sits out for more than a couple minutes that's your fault.
>starting zone enemies are weaker than they appear
>>719411789nigger wtf your room is FILTHY
>>719410630Nice entrance animation.Those horns are probably hollow inside though.
>>719412914I cant help but think there are underlying side effects we are not seeing and this is just a cover.I do not wish to be controlled by parasites, we already have jews!
>>719410809SLLLYYYYYY
>>719423529>Paaaaper please!
>>719429485I kinda refuse to believe that a frog can't turn itself over in water.
>loot is timed
>>719435809wtf even is that thing. A lizard snake?
>horror game has a mirror section>>719434810We just tricked everyone into thinking we're the strongest.
>>719435809cute komodo kisses
>>719436142looks like an eel
>>719434046>the random mutations can't be at fault>IT WAS GOD WHO FUCKED UPYeah that's right fuck you God
>>719415649Cheaper to replace when a 200kg bear breaks your door down regardless of what it's made from.
>>719406416haha what a stupid asshole
>>719431239>>719431797If you lose your means of reproduction you are literally already dead. You're just prolonging your death.
>>719408037I am genuinely impressed.
>>719437117you mean my ability to masturbate, where the fuck do you think we are?
>>719437117Aren't we all just prolonging our eventual deaths?
>>719405703I'll sometimes let moths into the house to give the cat something to hunt
MONSTER HUNTER?
>>719416648CalifornianThat's all you need to say
>>719425472
>>719413310These are the "people" cohabitating this board with you
>>719413310anons told me white people never do evil...
>>719418520>Game has a grandiose battle between good and evil, but good has won, again...
>>719437893And you're just gonna let them deny that pleasure?
Orange tabbys > all other catsSimple as.
>>719437893>grenade a bodega full of mystery meat criminals>evilWhat the fuck are you? Fallout 3?
>>719438004they were playingkill them when they're robbing people, don't bomb them like a coward
>>719420618haha pants fall down
>>719437893Where's the white person?
>>719409659At least spoiler that shit anon, jesus
>>719438162that could result in civilian casualties
>>719438162ok sorry I didn't know you were the king of guerilla warfare and get to decide the rules.
>>719438486That's only if you have shit accuracy.
>>719437204>even if he caught him and brought him back to the colony, he would immediately head right back for the mountainsBecome ungovernable.
>>719433954Wtf is that black thing?
>>719438694larval stage of the rare deepwater jew
>>719438694i think i've seen it at the floor of one of my cum bottles in the cellar before so it might have escaped
>>719438694haven't u ever seen dragonball? thats majin buu u dummy. he nearly destroyed the world.
>>719438694Lesser shoggoth
>Boss has rage timers
>>719434046for easier reproduction
>>719428450hey i like to swim like that sometimes. It's really fun
>>719438963>great, guess i'll get to suffer for another couple of hours
>>719409850The livestock wont exist if no one eats them so you're reducing suffering in the same sense euthanasia does.
>>719438963why were they just, like, hanging out with a cow?
>>719413671i was walking in my neighborhood the other day and suddenly there was a chickeni have no idea where it came from, and have no idea where it ran off to
>>719413391Get behind something, the two guys at the bar counter probably died shortly afterwards
>>719439151nah we're both fine
>>719427369t. favela fodderI'll be praying whatever cartel currently agitating you finally ends your bloodline.
>>719439151Depends on the healthcare standards too. There was some guy in ukraine who suicided with 2 grenades into a smaller, more densely packed room than that during an election or a press conference or something and nobody but him even died, I think, or maybe only 1 person.Grenades are not that lethal most of the time, unless a drone drops one right in your front pocket you'll probably survive.
>Dexfag falls for the evasion meme
>>719430246feels like these animals are going to evolve or go extinct, this is the second video i've seen over the years where a predator goes straight for the testicles on these animals.
>game has mods
>>719439302I need context. Why does the rat keep appearing? And what type of dog hunts rats and shakes his head like that??
>>719439302lol that dog was like "FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU DODGE ME NOW YOU FAGGOT FUCK YOU"
>>719439428It's either being flooded out or someone's poking it's ass from the other side with a broom handle or something.
>>719438963>woman_moment.webm
>>719439118diversity program
>>719439717Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg gameplay
>>719415340
>>719439428Rat terriers are a thing anon. Dogs are actually better ratters than cats are. The shaking breaks the neck and kills the rat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48dlAlrGNj8
>>719439717>janny versus the shitposter (shitroller?)
>>719439865why do they hate rats so much though? They should be friends
>enemy can camp outside of safe zone
>enemy spawns minions
>>719406416Dam
>>719439959eeeeeeEEEEEEWWWWWWW
>>719439717da da da da da da Katamari Damacy
>>719439302animals are evil
>>719432442then evolve sperm that handle warmer temps
>>719439928
>enjoying a slop game
>>719419293>when you're eating something soft and suddenly bite down on something hard
>>719440172where does one find cheese grubs
>join our official Discord!
>>719412721natural selection
>>719440503Quark's
>>719412721What's the gameplan for breaking with this stupid thing on short notice?
>>719408695Well you can tell by the clean, well maintained pedestrian infrastructure that this isn't Muttland.It's Poland
>>719439717juggernaut inspiration
>>719408695They didn't even shoot the guys in giant alien costumes or bin laden turbans throwing backpacks at people in the middle of the hood.They prefer to run, like all predatory animals, against a threat they cannot identify or guarantee victory against with minimal damage.
>>719405703I wish my cat would do this, he is just so fucking useless only good for eating cat food.
>milk gives you healthfuck year
>enemies can be distracted and separated
>>719441378Puppy = MeBitch = your mom
>>719408236It's relatively difficult to crush a bird for its size, blunt force resistance is basically their only defensive stat
>animations keep glitching out
>>719441712beautiful flooring
>>719440462this is why I can't stomach anything chunkier than drink yoghurtpeanut butter and smoothies make me retch
>>719434046>completely unguarded.Skill issueNo but unironically, you can defend your nutsack can you? That's why it works. That's a webm of one old, senile animal gettting snuck up on.
>>719441675You are retarded.
>>719407593>they come out at the bottom able to fly awayYou do realise they get buried on the other side, right?>>719409850>in an ideal world>reduce needless suffering, not eliminate itAnd this is the argument that destroys veganism.You have vegans arguing we should pollinate all our crops via toothbrushes in order to save bees (that wouldn't otherwise exist) and then you have vegans who say "Oh no, it's okay to hurt things, just hurt them less!" who the purists will look at and call carnivores for being the equivalent of to the left of Mao.>the majority of grain and farming is used for livestock1) Not a problem2) This calculation is based on the inedible parts of plants, like how water usage includes rainwater when you want to claim your nutmilk is less thirsty than cowsmilk3) Vegans go on and claim "And then if we just ate plants, we could have MORE people!" or "Why don't we use the [marginal, useless land] for highly destructive crops and pesticides instead?"You're scum.
>>719441519>Hold onto it tighter, next time
>>719441620you're my brother
>>719439924Life is mutually exclusiveWelcome to the real world
>>719433242>in musth are ruthless killers for no reason.>in musth>for no reason600 times more testosterone is a very good reason to trample some thirdworld shithead.
>>719434937You could eat off the floor of that room compared to mine
>>719406553>>719437976Orange cats tend to be more rowdy and aggressive than cats of other colors, not because they are orange, but because almost every orange cat that you encounter is a male (as a result of pic related).
>>719424539very orange like(brown like) behavior
>>719442107I'd like to see you try
>>719424417>thinking like thisYou're cooked
>>719413310>One guy noticed it and ran away>Didn't even tell the others
>>719439118>cow clearly injuredAnon I think you know what they were doing.The one female was trying to eat its soft underbelly at the start.
>>719442307Indians are generally weaker than women.
>>719442196smart?
>>719442161>orange cats are evilAre you that anon from /an/ who keeps thinking the calmest cat species is the devil's offspring?
>>719408037The video is reversed
>>719438528explosives aren't exactly known for their discrimination chief
>>719428697It looks bigger than the rest, it's clearly mogging them.>>719439050It is very comfy.
>>719442643all the bombs i make are racist
>>719442316he probably gasped in so much air before running the most he would get out is AHEEOHAH anyway
>>719442643So use a gun you nigger.
>>719442709>*use a gun like a nigger*fixed that for youdemolition is the white man's art
>>719442643>Not attaching speakers with racist soundbites to your explosives
>>719407821I bet this is how ancient people moved giant blocks of stone
>>719437893The bomber was spiritually brown
>>719442563>male cats are more rowdy and aggressive than female cats>the vast majority of orange cats are male>therefore, orange cats tend to be more rowdy and aggressive than cats with other coat colors (since many of them are female)It is as shrimple as that!
>>719405703He has taken a life
>>719408695shouldnt you be eating a burger or something?
>>719406020first post worst post youre an ugly nigger and you will burn in hell forever for being a faggot
>>719442643>discriminationI always get confused when the news says an attack was indiscriminate. It just raises questions.
>>719439423>even bugs 1/500th the lifespan of me are getting some
>>719411514>its been two hours since I ordered... should I check my door or my app? naaaaaaaaah
>>719442925>evenhow is this news to youdid you think insects formed themselves like sludge golems out of dirt
>>719442643only cowards use bombs
>game.zip
>>719407821>Moo moo, all the water in Hyrule flows under my balls, moo
>>719442836>>male cats are more rowdy and aggressive than female catsDo they neuter cats in your country?I've only ever known females to be aggressive. My ginger tom is so passive his reaction to his first time seeing another cat hiss at him was to meow back.
>>719443058The least cowardly fighters on the planet use bomb vests as they please thoughbeit
>>719443081look at those doggy devitos
>>719443081irl spore is animal abuse :(literally shortened his spine by several vertebrae in the creature creator starting from the neck down :(
>>719443224but it looks funny
>>719443269SMASHEDLAMMED
>>719426358Maybe he can smell that the rat is made of plastic.
>>719443269SMASHED
>>719408037Mastery.
>>719427553>Look at me, I'm the chef now
>>719443269TOADLINE
>>719410809>AaaGgGgHHHhhh..h….
>>719424590Poor little owl :( I hope he got fed some sardines and sent home
>>719427369Based Cat. Cats don't like soi boys.
>>719443269wtf
>>719411789Brush your damn cat dude, that hair is gonna get matted.
>>719443269100% bippy
>>719443269>Game allows you to minmax your character
>>719443601>full int
>>719434391They can casually amputate themselves without going into shock. I doubt a crab actually has much going on in their head
>>719439724>Reccoa_Londe.webm
>>719439095Yes, that's what effective altruists/vegetarians/vegans are about. We don't want future hypothetical cows being happy, we want that they don't even need to be born.
>>719443036I've noticed an increase in the amount of dudes that just have to say some smartass shit over the last 5 years. I'm surprised you didnt hit him with a " tell me without telling me " statement
>>719443036they should
>>719443081Dios mio...
>>719413191The origin of the phrase "your goose is cooked"
>>719439717
>>719443748everyone deserves a dicking after they shit out an ill-thought post
>>719412914What's a "left hand 2d:4d ratio?" I've heard people talk about the relationship between the index and ring fingers, but I can't imagine a mechanism that could affect that ratio on only one hand
>>719431797I bet every nigger getting tazed thought to himself "nah I can resist this zap electric thingy". Nah, you can't, you'll just go rigid. Its the same thing here "nah I'd do everything for survival" no nigga, you'll fall limp and even pass out from pain before blood loss.
>>719443081>>719443269Man, imagine the monstrosities we could create if we went as hard breeding other animals as we do dogs
>>719442316Easy to say when you're just watching the clip with most of your functions idle, in the span of about 4 seconds in the actual heat of the moment, neither you or I are telling anyone to move
>>719410809If it just ended with him getting smooshed I would’ve felt bad and sad but the timing of him getting a face full of trashbag right after makes me laugh (do feel bad though)
>>719439924WAKE UP!GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE-UPHIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKE-UPWHY'D YOU LEAVE THE ROPE UPON THE TABLE?HERE YOU GO CREATE ANOTHER FABLE, YOU ARE A TROONGRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE-UP, YOU ARE A TROONHIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKE-UP, YOU ARE A TROONWHY'D YOU LEAVE THE ROPE UPON THE TABLE? YOU ARE A TROON
>>719407821So how are they gonna rescue that cow? At the end of those channels there is a deadly vortex
>>719444057>this nigga never tazed himself out of boredomTell me you've never worked night shift at a restaurant without telling me.
>>719444112
>>719439717This scene is obviously set up. Why would flogs sit around a dry flat plane.
>>719439924>They should be friendshow so, human brings in the food, rat brings in the diseases that kills the human, so no more dog food
>enemy has a surprise charge attack
>>719444139Coward faggot.I'd yell>HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE ORDINANCE BOUNCING ALONG WESTMOST WALL RUN FOR BACK ROOM OR TAKE COVERand run up and kick it back out the door
>>719443632
>fighting game character has stage advantage
>>719438694The symbiot from Spider-Man
>>719443269>>719443601DR. DWAMN, CHEMICAL SYNTHESIShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRU2JucxGd8
>>719443632if I poke its head, does it pop?
>game has invisible walls
>>719413538Do beavers love doing that, or is it just something that has been so ingrained into them it's almost a survival instinct?
cats = godsdogs = filthy cucks
>>719444527kek
get fucked stupid dog
>>719406416my pov when playing dark souls with large/great club
>>719428784>this is the most horrifying moment of my life
>>719444527>not diving onto the grenade and absorbing the blast with your chest hairWimp.
>>719430691It's literally how most hunters in packs take down larger prey. Hyenas for example can't take a Lion in a fair fight, even with a pack, so they'll always go directly for the testicles. The Lion can't block from all directions, so he's screwed the moment one of the four gets behind him. The best he can do is sit down, but then he's a sitting duck. It's literally the meta in the wild. I would even guess that this is what created the pack meta for so many predators, otherwise even the top dogs auto lose if having to fight in a 1v2/3 that they'd easily win otherwise.
>>719444990My people need me, I have to live to protect the favela another day.
>>719443081kek
>>719439402-->>>719430691It's just the meta.
>platforming game has slippery patches
>>719440503I think those are beetle larva so underground.
>>719438694Some type of sea slug I think
>>719443269POUNDED AND GROUNDED
>>719422715How rare they are is what makes them so great
>>719444049it applies to both hands but I think the study just measured the left hand to be consistent with their measurements for scientific soundness
Why did he do it?
>>719412721Eggman up to his old tricks again
>>719422715nigger we have a thread like this every day or two, is that not often enough?
>>719415340Oh you
>>719412868>Peace was never an option
>>719426257just another day in brazil
>>719427098>2 INT
>other players can heal you with potions
>>719408037This is like an episode of PAW Patrol
>>719442196Orange is just neon brown
>>719440071nature can't be evil, evil is a human thing
>>719446425I don't know man, dolphins are fucked in the head and wasps are nightmares incarnate.
>>719439959>2 seconds inNope
>>719446425nah pitbulls are demon spawns from hell with actual malice built in them
>>719444112Don't have to imagine it, reptile keepers are just as fucked up. Birds are the ones that got off easy which is surprising since designer birds existed way before designer dogs. The most extreme you get are Phoenix Roosters / Onagadori offshoots
>>719445720>NO! NOT SHADOW FEVER!
>>719446537pitbulls were made by humans though
>>719443632>Rubber Johnny's dog
>>719446649BENT AND BROKEN
>>719441712>Well? What is it?
>>719443632>average DS2 enjoyer
>>719443081This looks like some scientist fuckery, what the hell are those
>>719427553GIVE ME YOUR HAT
>sleeping saves your file and restores health
>>719407821>Why walk when you can ride?
>>719443423Kek
>>719443269Baby-safe pitbulls.
>>719446826>how malformed and dysgenic can we make them without them dying instantly It's just mindblowingly fucked up.
>enemies can spawn with paid DLC items
>game has a horde survival mode
>>719408037Holy fuck that's insane timing
>>719408979>me when I leave the shower
>>719442925Yes, billions of them, every single minute.
>game has critical hits
>>719446775all the more reasons they have evil in them if they were created by humans, since evil is a human thing after all
>enemies can climb walls
>>719441124you just saw it
>escape from tarkov
>game has cool hats
>>719406416Beaver pounded by wood. Uncensored.
>>719426257GOLIATH ONLINE
>>719438694a BT
>>719410630>I'M CHUMS WITH THE DUNGEON KEEPER
>>719446165lmfao>>719433669No burgers in India. Hindus revere cows.
>>719408037>he rotates the arm to the left while scooping since the river is flowing too fast for the scoopNice
>game has unconventional romance options
>>719438963>"Well you all seem busy. I'll come back in a bit after she calms down."
>you can sleep with your party
>enemies can be paid to stare at you
>>719448798>Baldur's Gate 3.jpg
>starting enemies never stop attacking you, regardless of your level
>>719448113No more brother wars
>>719449192>Peace was never an option
>>719444785It's instinctual to an obsessive degree, they don't get joy from it. Injured beavers will seek to dam up flowing water even when their injury causes them pain in the process.
>>719426019frittata!
>>719438963Notice how one immediately goes for the balls at 0:09. Man, testicles being this sensitive were such an evolutionary fuck-up. I understand the logic that they should hurt to prioritize the protection of them, but when you can flat out lose a fight over a single hard touch of them, it's doing the exact opposite of its evolutionary goal.
I can't think of a filename, go crazy
>>719439724You joke but that's literally what happened.>its my turn to eat the colon>no i traded you colon for liver yesterday>fuck you bitch>honey did you hear her call me a bitch>excuse me do not talk to my wife that way>babe me to shut up are you going to fight him or are you scared>buffalo stands up and walks away
>enemy can attack your weak spot
>>719449491this is AI
>>719449307Why would you think they don't get joy from it? The fact that it's instinctual is the reason to think they WOULD. Just like humans enjoying eating or sex.
>>719449530The original clip might not be but it's buried under about a thousand layers of tiktok/insta/youtube shorts AI "enhancements"
>antagonist is cartoonishly evil for no reason at all
>>719411514>might not even know it arrivedHOW? You're fucking home and ordered it, you know it's coming, and all the apps have trackers AND they alert you like 3 times when the person has your order, whens its near and when it arrives
>>719447717Them black folks sure are somethin aint they
>>719447934chat is this real
>>719449726all of you clowns glued to your phones are just outting yourselves
>NPCs can romance the player
>>719450072It's in reverse
>>719450135yeah i reversed into your moms ass actually
>>719444112We made niggers anon....bred them to be stupid and powerful. The pitbulls of the human species.Well, we didn't do all of it. Nature did a little.
>Final boss can challenge the player to a dance off
>>719447717The new Devil Be Cryin' looks good.
>>719434046Because our internal body temperatures are too high for sperm production you retard
>>719450575>too high for sperm productionSounds like something evolution should have worked out in a better way than making your critical reproductive organs exposed.
>>719434810What an insanely retarded enclosure design, literally has steps to make it even easier to escape
>>719444257Getting hit with a contact taze is way different to riding the lightning as it's injected into your entire fucking body.
>>719443036>did you think insects formed themselves like sludge golems out of dirtThat was be fucking awesome tbqhwy
>>719448924I need to find a good cheetah woman to start a family with
>>719450882won't be able to start a family with her since cheetahs never prosper
>>719418520Fucking clanker
>>719440172>It's still occelating while it's being eaten
>>719450937
>>719451082>occelating
>game has friendly fire
>>719444112There's some utterly janked up fish out there from the same methods
>game has gruesome gory death scenes
>>719438694flatworm
>>719444618This feels insanely British, can anyone confirm?
>>719446128>healThat's either a curse or a poison.
>>719446128Subhuman behaviour
>>719406020Fpbp>>719405703>Tranimal thread
>>719451638he's feeding it ketchup
>game has complex NPC relationships
>>719451738That is most definitely not ketchup.
>>719450083How the fuck is hearing 3 text alerts going off being "glued to your phone" you fucking wannabe boomer dipshit
>>719451226My ESL-fu of spelling everything phonetically has failed me, as did the autocorrect since it didn't underline the word.
>>719451738>KetchupThat is Sweet Baby Ray's Original BBQ sauce, and it would be equally subhuman behaviour even if it was ketchup
>>719434046because your nuts get really hot and can’t be cooled effectively anywhere else
>>719406416>boss fight'tis the tale of hubris
>>719449403>goes for the ballsthat’s a female lion you dingus
>>719422715if tranny devs stopped making games about gay niggers we wouldn’t have a culture war
>>719408556you cannot escapefooom dis
>>719443705Why dont they start with themselves? It would save everyone a lot of suffering from having to listen to their moronic ideas
>>719449234hehe
>>719453058Positively devilish
>>719410809thus to coonsa just sentence
>>719446537No they were made to fight bulls is all. They are hideous things though, ppl who buy them are subhuman imo
>>719427218Because they haven't crashed yet.You don't eat shit like that while riding bare twice.
>>719450402*Devil Finna Cry
>>719412721>face firstOh he's going to draw a wonderful red line.
>>719450671>just invent proteins that are heat independent instead of protecting a small (on you) sac that retreats into your body when youre in danger
