how the fuck do i respond to people calling me unc?
>>719407387Whippersnapper.
>>719407387use the cringiest zoomer lingo you know
>>719407387I just hit them with the zoomer then throw in the hard "R" word to watch them convulse in shock
>>719407686so... use everything? fr skibidi?
>>719407387Moppet + whiffet + gremmie + bantling + L + ratio
>>719407387what the fuck is unc
>>719408054Unc(le)
Broccoli head
>>719407387>Correct now do my bidding
>>719407387Unc mad he old as hell
>>719407387"Listen son"
>>719407387man I get called lil bro and I'm 32
>>719407387call them the N word
Show them that you still got it
Boy
iyc
>>719407770Have you ever said nigger with a hard R to a zoomer?They don't recoil like millennials, they grin ear to ear. They fucking love racism.
>>719407387>get told I sound old in game>absolutely dog on zoomie shitterThat enough is my reward.
>>719407387sybau
Call him boyit works better if he's a nigger
>>719407387Molest them
>>719408054You. LMAO GOTTEM
>>719408936No, I use nigger to zoomies in many games and they usually DO recoil. They sometimes just go silent like they don't know how to process what they just heard, or they get really defensive and say stuff like "okay dude..." completely changing their tone.
>>719409078something about this post feels sad
>>719409078It's probably for acting the part so they can bitch out and report you later. Tiktok & instagram comments are overwhelmingly filled with racist 15 year olds
>>719407459I've been using the term youngsters for like three years now because I got sick of "zoomers"
laugh derisively
>>719407459>t.
>>71940738722 year old girls at work call me Unc at work, and say I've still got it
>>719407387"You aren't black and will never be black."
>>719407387lmao chopped unc
>>719408054negrospeak. Means "uncle", basically someone older and of lesser importance.If you see a zoomer use "unc", you know their parents failed.
>>719410838>and of lesser importancethis is your insecurities projecting, it's literally just someone older.
>>719410914I dont think you know what projecting means.
>>719407387L + Don't care + CURSE OF THE NILE!!!!!
>>719407387Rape them
Black magic :)
>>719407387Tell them to call you onii-san instead.
>>719407387Are you still seething about that amagami thread lmao?
>>719407387lil bro.
>>719410838>of lesser importance.how does that work? since niggers dont have dads they view their potential uncles with sour grapes?
>>719407387hit on them. zoomers overt criticism of age gaps is only because they secretly want to be taken care of by someone older than them
>>719407987nobody says skibidi anymore, unc. and that's more of a gen alpha thing, unc. get with the times, unc. :wilted_rose:
>>719407387Ignore them. Why interact with broccoli head subhumans
i like when older anons mock me for being a stupid youngin who doesn't understand or know anything and stuff along those linesunfortunately I'm getting older and I'm well past the point of it not being cute anymore
>>719407387Just laugh it off, remember they’ll be renters for the rest of their lives.
respond with the current emoji they end everything with
>>719407686this just makes you seem angry
>>719407387Sounds like unc speech to me.I dunno man, just be old. Make of yourself what you are.
>>719408954you're still thinking about that interaction so he won
>>719411961this
>>719407387one foot in the grave ong
>>719412583Jealous?
>>719408989this has like a 40% chance of getting them horny
>>719407387"crony are you tapped?"
>>719409078>lil' zoomzooms just want to have fun>unc comes in and starts screaming nigger nigger niggeryou're acting like your old man and you're not even realizing it.
>>719407387Call them nephew and make sure to code switch as aggressively as possible while you do so if you're a white dude.
Kids always called adults old, it's just slang, lol.
>>719412801Well yeah but unc sounds retarded
>>719408954that doesn't seem too bad. i'm proud of my age.
>>719408936This shit about zoomers being the most heckin based generation of all time is so gay. Usually said by their millennial parents trying to peacock online. The whole generational discourse online is retarded.
>>719412912>millennial parents>with gen z kidsyeah no lol
>>719412845its a negro thing
>>719412979retard
>>719412998>negroYeah I know. Still sounds retarded lol
>missed my chance at being young with an older boyfriend it hurts
>>719412441But I am angryIt's okay to be angry
>>719413046concession accepted
>>719408571The only non-cope action you can take.
>>719413149The millennial generation started in the early 80’s bud
>>719413149Concussion received
>>719409935Then you fuck them I hope otherwise you are just a cuck
>>719407387whats a u.n.c.? united nations cuck?
>>719413207gen z started mid 90snice teen pregnancies retard :DD
>>719408054niggers don't have fathers so they call all old niggers "unc(le)"
>>719413292And it ended in 2012 dumbass
>>719407387I call em my kitten and ask them when she's, regardless if I know what the person is, is coming home since I've been eating zink and pineapple and not touching myself since last time.
>>719413419this would work on me i think
>>719407387Just be glad we're not calling you great-unc.
>>719411961Most of the time its male zoomers. Why would you hit on another male anon?
>>719407387Wait, you're old?KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>719413419you can't just say that out of nowhere
>>719413679because they are cute
>>719407387BLUD I'M NOT UNC FRFR NOCAP ONGOD SKIBIDIBABIDI SHEEEEEEEESH :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL:
>>719407387Idk dude whenever someone hit me with shouldn't you be with your wife and kids I hit them with "Shouldn't you be at your girlfriends house fingerbanging her".I don't really care to argue with retards beyond just a casual witty retort.
>>719407387you fuck and knock up their crush lol
>>719413847Why not?
bruuhhh this thread 100% takes place in ohio :skull:
>>719407387you make sure they can't afford good housing so that they can't raise a family
>>719407387I'm not even offended by unc. It feels like there's a tinge of respect to it.
>>719407387post this
>>719407387Correction
>>719407387If it's a black person that says it I just start talking about African American history in the United States of America. I talk about how oppressed their people have been, how those kinds of things are still happening.The most fun is to talk about black women engaging in mimicry, how disgusting it is to feel a bitch's webbing when running your hands through her wig. Reminding them that their race is still a slave race, bound by materialism instead of rusty chains. If it's some white kid saying I just call him a nigger brained faggot.
>>719415445I think you know why
>>719413679>the most effeminate generation of men at the peak of twinkhood>not worth hitting on
>>719421062zoomers are getting old
>>719407387I am an uncle what's there to be upset about. My brother had children, that can happen to anyone over 14 (because your brother can be older than you).