The fat peasant who can beat up entire roman legions of armed and armored soldiers with his bare fists that appers in a few video games is so annoying! He is my least favourite video game character!He is so unrealistic! No man could ever defeat entire legions of roman soldiers just wirth his bare fists, no matter how strong. It's just stupid and breaks my immersion. It also feels insulting to the great ancient roman military to depict them as easily wiped in seconds by some fat moron peasant.Heck, even the way he is killing boars is unrealistic. I mean, a peasant with a spear could kill a boar, but only by skewering the charging boar on the spear. In a fist fight, the boar would always win. There is a reason humans came up with spears, armor, professionally trained military and battle tactics. A well trained military will always succeed over a single fat unarmed peasant.This is making chainmail bikini armor look realistic in compairson.
Cope and sneed roman, you'll never defeat Getafix's potion.
how did that fatass smatch picrel?
>>719415869Obelix has a 20 inch cock
t. bush with legs
>>719415524Obelix isn't a peasant
>>719418203AI generated post
>>719415524>>719415869>>719418004>>719418203Ngl I always thought these comics were overrated. The main characters seemed like a pair of Gary Stus
>>719418356retard>>719418469retardkill yourselves now
Im from Canada and I used to read this shit all the time as a kid. I saw two episodes of that newer netflix cartoon and quite liked it, too.
>>719415524Obelix is a prime example of when something gets really lost in the localization.
Has Asterix become woke?
>>719418915Fucking kek
>>719415524T. caius chudus
the 12 tasks movie was absolute kino, i watched it to death as a kid
But what about good Cleopatra?
>>719422278What a pretty nose
>>719422175All the cartoons are kino, watch the Cleopatra one
>>719422278Holy WHAT now I must watch this
>>719422278She really has a pretty nose, doesn't she?
>>719424043retard
Isn't 12 tasks the 'canon' ending
>>719424491Id treat you like Geriatrix you little twerp
>>719424793Yeah? Take this!*slaps you with a fish*
>>719415869He didn't. He's a cuck.
>>719424646Bro it's fiction..
>>719422843i remember liking that one too yeah
>>719422843>>719425895but also of note, i especially like 12 tasks because the dub voice actor for obelix in my language for it is much better than the other movies, he's just so funny
