>Report Hateful Comments>Dont Criticize the Beta>Avoid all contact with Independent Journalists>Preorder the Special EditionPreorder my Ass
>>719420009Come on, Coach! Maybe the game... Maybe it'll be good this time.
>>719420009PIRATE ALL GAMES. THAS MY ‘FFICIAL INSTRUCTIONS
THIS USED TO BE A NICE HOBBY
I THOUGHT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING VIDEO GAMES
>>719420009I could not.... Buy games.... For my PS5!
Don’t give money to known scammers who commit false advertising and fraud. That’s my official instructions.Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
>>719420383Looks like there's been a change of hair-dye
SUBSCRIPTION. IT'S A SUBSCRIPTION. YOU CALL THOSE GAMES "FREE WITH PSN" ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BEAT YOU SO BAD, YOUR SISTER'S GONNA WISH SHE NEVER GAVE BIRTH TO YOU.
>>719420009I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith bought a subscription game? He tried playing it for weeks, he spend the entire time fiddling with the cables on his console, even called tech support, but turns out, they abandoned the game. Keith didn't get no refund or anything, so he was just staring at his screen, like the time he bought a PS5 and...
HOLY SHIT GUYSNINTENDOLAND!
>>719420009will you buy his game
I hear a zoomer around here...
Bringing back any memories, Coach? You, Tekken 4, romance in the air...
>>719420009Kill all live services *ch-ch* that’s mah official instructions.
>Nick:I DID NOT FANBOY PLAYSTATION ALL THIS TIME JUST TO GET SUBVERTED BY THIS(dei aaa slops)
>>719421452t. boomer
>>719421452I hear one of them millennial bitches
I could go for a day one 50GB patch, on disc DLC, matchmaking with no server browser and microtransactions. God damn I miss AAA games!
I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith tried running Cyberpunk on his 8-year-old laptop? Third degree burns all over his body man!
RESCUE 7, THAT'S COMING FROM THE BRIDGE!
Who the hell... puts a "to be continued"... after 80 hours of goddamn walking forward?
>>719420009I hate gaming corporationsI hate blackrock
>>719421474true>>719425127kek
>>719421454>Bringing back any memories, Coach? You, MvC3, romance in the air...
This used to be a NICE server[Coach has been banned for 43800 hours. Reason: hate speech]
>>719426153Come on guys, I got a GOOD feelin' about the next live service game!
>Hear that Tendie? I'm gonna give her something to cry about.
>>719426707Hey. Mr Positive. We just lost $90. You got somethin' positive to say about that?
>>719426769That's funny Francis, why don't you take your mustache and your little vest, and your chaps, and go talk to kids on Discord?
>Hey, Tendie... y'know that shit I was saying? I was just joking, right?"
I've bought myself a PS5 and barricaded myself in my room with ample provisions.But in my haste I forgot to buy games!
>>719426769I got my waifu, Where is your waifu, Francis?
>>719426986KEK
>I've ever tell you bout the time my buddy Keith made his own indie game?>'Curse not! That's the trick question cuz, he never made any game, cuz he lacked any programmin skiils >he just posted some pics of cool ideas on his Patreon every 4 months and let on idiots for almost a decade
No shame kid, I would have shat myself too, but if we don't finish Mafia 3, you're not gonna hold another shit.
I HAVE NOT..COME THIS FAR..TO RESORT TO GACHA NOW
>manages to create one of the most memorable characters in vidya only with dialogue and not taking control away from the player and forcing them to watch cutscenesHonestly, valve peaked with l4d2
>>719431068>and not taking control away from the player
>>719431068Then they became the Dota/CS/VR company. What a cruel twist of fate.
>>719420082maybe the special edition box.... maybe it'll be made of chocolate
>>719431350I fukken hate these motherfuckers, i can only tolerate these pieces of shit in versus, because when bots control it they teleport to my head from across the room
