>*HONK*
>>719423113This game dead yet? Heard that one of the main hosts had a bitchfit.
>>719423221>Being this much of a drama fag
The clown cannot honk if you disable his hand
>>719423221MSO was ousted by the xiscord tranny cabal and not too long after... well
>>719423556You joke but they look a completely different person now. Modern science is amazing.
>>719423634No, that's actually MSO no joke
>>719423221There is no “Main hosts”. It’s completely open source. It’s been going since 2003. What makes you think it’d die now of all times, over 20 years later?
>>719423692I wasn’t saying they’re not the same person. Actually read what I said.
>>719423634male hormones male facial structure mutilated penis still a man faggot
Yo is that the nigga from the roblox game?
>>719424620Is that what this shit is? My nephew saw my pc and asked me if I had "bingle" on it. I thought it was some kind of insult or slur so I instinctively slapped him in the mouth. Hard enough that his lip was bleeding for the rest of the visit. Can't believe my sister is letting him get groomed on roblox.
>*HONK HONK*
KILL THAT CLOWN /AHELP HELP CLOWN GRIFFIN MEEE
>>719423113i once got banned from a server for dying as a class that did not have a health bar>join midround as 'giga clown', an inspector from the clown union>comically large, buff clown sprite.>captain shows me to mining outpost>"won't you need a suit, mister inspector?">can't put any of them on>hastily improv "I'm too strong for your suits. I'll just hold my breath.">walk out onto the asteroid and proceed with the investigation>everything goes well for 5 minutes, i suffer no adverse effects from being without oxygen and there is no indication to tell me i am dying>spontaneously explode into banana juice next to the captain, killing him in the process>get banned because the captain that round was actually an admin>in my appeal, i told him that i had literally no way to tell i was dying>he didnt care and assumed i was hunting him specifically because he was an adminany other silly stories the class wants to share?
This thread is proof we can't have nice things because tourists can't put their hangups aside for even one second
>>719423113I stopped playing this garbage years ago when servers started getting so over-policed that I would get bwoinked for being a little too aggressive when batonning people as Sec. Security as a whole is just a complete filler job for 90% of the round if the admins just police what everyone does anyway
>>719425953Look pal. If you arent going to pay for mental health treatment, I will make it your fucking problem on any platform possible.
>>719423113HELP CLOWN GRIEF ME
>>719426224I don't even know what this means, but I'm not obligated to pay you to sort your traumas outGo hold a duck it helps
>>719423221>*screw*>*snip*>*creeeeak*That's all it takes for an assistant to break into your quarters and steal your antique laser. Why didn't you just take it at roundstart?
>>719426581>*screw*>*sni-*>*BWOINK* *BWOINK* *BWOINK* *BWOINK* *BWOINK* *BWOINK* *BWOINK* *BWOINK* *BWOINK* >YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED BY TRANSALEXANDRIA (FORMERLY CHUCKS) FOR 9999999 Hours (Reason: antagging as non-antag)
>>719425967it was nice for a time. I actually used a round as inspiration for a real novel i published>Playing as Changeling Bartender Woman>Missions are so dead-simple, i challenge myself to do it without leaving the bar until the shuttle is docked>get one of my targets blackout drunk, then force-feed them drinks that cause death after ingesting too much>the other target happens to stumble across the scene>he gets one message off before I paint his brains across my liquor cabinet>both targets down without using ONE changeling ability>manage to clean most of the crime scene up by butchering the bodies and tossing them into the bar's garbage chute>but i am COVERED in blood>decide to hit the showers>as i'm washing off, the detective shows up to investigate the missing people>"Oh, detective. Didn't anyone ever tell you it's rude to peek in on a girl in the shower?">he hastily apologizes, but insists on questioning me>i feed him a decent lie, they wandered off while blind drunk. Where they went next wasn't any of my concern>he thanks me for my time and is about to leave>"Oh? Come now, detective, you look utterly filthy...">"Let me help you wash away your stress...">He hesitates... then locks the door and begins to disrobe>leaving his gun in it's holster on the floor>I lead him to the furthest stall and immediately disembowel him>discard the evidence, and take up his mantle>solve my own case and advise the staff to look out for a traitor bartenderThat wasn't an ERP server btw. i think that guy was either really stupid or knew what was up and wanted to see where i would take the story.
>>719425841got one from ss14>Had a round on ss14, wizden main branch servers>Nun is a slime that Praises "the light" whatever that is but she wants to rp>Make 230 light fixtures inside the chapel to help her out, she's helping me bring mats and more to build them>admin starts the nuke because "The light is messing with our IFF sensors">Round ends with a bang and everyone dies>Next round>become a honkbot and just spend all the time slipping people>Me and the nun got chewed out and bwoinked but nothing beyond that>Some other chaplain decides this is the round he wants to use the RCD to make more lights to replace the broken ones>Admin comes back and sends a station message "I warned you about the lights">Hear the nuke sound go off.... and the station is intact>Round end>Station is intact>Turns out Admin detonated the nukie Nuke by accident while they were flying their ship, ruined the whole nukie round>Banned for 3 days for abusing AHelp and round disruption
>>719427227>for a novel I published>random capitalization of 'I'
>>719425841I post this every thread.
>>719427346my editor quit
>>719427427Another classic.
>>719427335But why did he have a problem with the lights?
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>>719423113Mimes >>> Clowns
>>719423221if you mean one of the popular servers, Paradise did throw a shitfit and decided you are only allowed to shove and run away from antags for no fucking reason.My guess is someones discord kitten threw a fit after being bad combat.a lot of their crowd just moved to SS14.
>>719427427its strange how nerfection is a massive gay baby but also the most fun admin because he will watch a round and if someone gives an opening he will do custom admin stuff to supplement it.
>>719427675does anyone have the ban appeal someone wrote for another guy on OG colonial marines after he went rogue as a survivor and fought off more than half the server, both aliens and marines, and didn't get killed until after he slaughtered his way onto the bridge and was killing the bridge crew?
>>719427227sometimes its more fun just seeing where an inventive RPer is going with stuff, even if you are certain they are a traitor.
>>719427862Supposedly because it messes with the lighting of the mapfuck knows what that means
>>719428759This is a lost attitude sadly.
>>719429709I will try to carry it with me regardless, though I tend to play engineers that are somewhat done with peoples shit.Makes it easy for many an antag to strike a simple deal if they want. Conversely, they easily can get on my shitlist, purely based on if they make more work for me or not.I catch someone breaking into engineering with the intent on fucking with the supermatter, I almost certainly will have issue.Once was forced to let people in at gunpoint, but since I was running a custom plasma engine made with "crush-ready" safeguards, I just set it to crush as I opened the doors for them, letting them walk into a chamber that then RAPIDLY pressurized as the doors shut behind them and locked them in.tldr, they died, but breached containment and started a plasma fire.... but the SM remained intact.
ERP servers scare me because there's always the danger of being raped.
>>719432341But anon, that means there's always a chance of you raping someone!
>>719432519I don't want to rape anyone.
