There's a solid chance a Nintendo game that's supposed to be a system seller is going to lose a bunch of GOTY awards to an indie platformer. This isn't even shitposting, just think about how out of touch all of these console companies are. Its genuinely shocking. Old Nintendo could churn out 10 silksongs a year if they wanted to, best they can do now is release half a 10 hour long game once a generation for $70 then release the other half the next generation for $80.
>>719425296>best they can do now is release half a 10 hour long game once a generation for $70 then release the other half the next generation for $80.This is actually cancer and they keep doing it. Its like an inverted version of steam sales where the price keeps going up.
>>719425296hachikussy
i don't think they ever made mario kart to be game awards bait
>>719425671
Nintendo has an actual active disdain for their fans.
She has the best songs in the entire show
>>719425296hachikanal
>>719425296Nintendo had a system seller?
>>719428727what did she mean by this
>>719428807Happy bite
Nah but it will lose to an AA JFRPG
>>719425296That's an elementary school child you freak.
>>719429162thats a ghost snail
Pedo anime
>>719429162post hachikuji 12 if you're so great
>>719429332Perhaps I will.
>>719429458good job
>>719429246The novels explicitly say he's not into them
>>719429162It's alright officer, she's older than the protag.
>pedogatariYou will feel the cold blade of my knife slicing through your stomach whilst you topple over and gurgle "Momma.. sorry for being a pedophile.." as the light from your eyes slowly fades away, putting a denouement to your miserable existence. Nothing personal, just doing humanity a favor.
>>719429971Damn bro, you're really tough.
>>719429971You're so cute hachicuteji
>>719429971>*runs away while your fat ass cant keep up*>"Eh, nothing personal."
I want to hug snail
>>719425296Cute snail, would kissI'll honestly be disgusted if Bananza wins goty, I'd accept literally anything else
>>719429647Do we ever see alternate timeline older Hachikuchi ever again after the first time?
>>719429971Oh, Haze.
>the ironic weeb on shilltube that had snail profile pic abhorret loli and lolicons and found lolis disgusting back in the mid 2010struly a normalnigger catering show
>>719430698The people who indulge in loli and other degenerate loser stuff are the fat ones though.
You worthless fucking faggots don't give a single fuck about video games. All you screech about is meta bullshit. God this has to be one of the worst shitholes on the internet.
>>719431608no self-awarenessyeseven if he makes fun of himselfhe doesn't have enough shame to not be a disgusting pile of garbage
>>719425296except for the fact that DS2 will win gotyyou people always forget how much geoff loves slurping kojima’s chode
>>719431728I'm practicing stage 4 of mushihimesama right now. Bet you didnt play shit today. I'm just telling the truth. Nintendo is dogwater.
>>719431524Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>719431332Yes, in Zoku Owari
>>719433123a weird interaction that i remember which proves the fact that monogatari is a normalfag show
>>719433447Sounds like mental illness a bit, ngl
>>719425296That's why it's important to know your audience and what they want
>>719425296You say this like Nintendo has a reputation of sweeping award shows with their more wacky, kiddy franchises, the last thing they won was BotW which fits into the mold of what a "GOTY" usually is.A GOTY is usually a AAA epic cinematic Oscar-bait games with 80+ hours of gameplay or some artsy message, and those kinds of games take up at least half the nominees each year.I don't think people really ever bet on the fun bing bing game to win given the typical track record of what the committee likes, which is why Astrobot winning last year as a big surprise to everyone.
>>719435220>I don't think people really ever bet on the fun bing bing game to win given the typical track record of what the committee likes, which is why Astrobot winning last year as a big surprise to everyone.It won because people were hungry for those types of games because nintendo stopped doing it.
This is the best thread on /v/ right now
>>719436173Not a high bar to clear, but it could still be a lot better
>>719435220Astrobot winning last year was fucking bizarre because it doesn't do anything particularly interesting. It felt like a protest pick for being for the sake of being a simple, unoffensive 3D plat. It's like going to an art competition with people detailed landscapes and portraits and giving 1st place a simple drawing of a blue square on a sheet of notebook paper because "it captures the bare essence of art" or some other meta reasoning
>>719435385If you're talking about shorter single player games that are light on story and focused on just being fun games to play, I'd say there's been usually atleast 1 or 2 of them coming out every year during the Switch generation, compared to Astrobot which is a big outlier in modern Sony's output.Opinions on quality each game are up to taste, but Metroid Dread and Forgotten Land definitely come to mind as some that I really enjoyed in recent years.
>>719436625Forgotten Land is exactly what I'm talking about when I say >best they can do now is release half a 10 hour long game once a generation for $70 then release the other half the next generation for $80Its an utterly forgettable interactive experience rather than an actual video game. Astrobot is pretty much the same, but less that.I always say if a game isn't enjoyable to replay immediately after you finish it then its shit.
>>719430931Araragi is a lucky man
>>719432128I've only made it past stage 4 once. I'm getting more consistent at beating stage 3 though.How do I get past the centipedes without bombing?
>>719430931I dropped the show at this part
>>719430931snail cuddles!
>>719436924I liked Forgotten Land a lot conversely, and I've recently been meaning to replay it when I get some time during the holidays.I found combat fun and the ability upgrade system fun to mess with, the fights were well designed, and I found each level memorable due in part to the way they gave just about every stage it's own unique musical theme and gimmick, just like Tropical Freeze, another one of my favorite platformers of the past few generations.It's all up to taste Shinobu bro.
>>719437389>I've recently been meaning to replay ityou're not gunna lol
>>719436956After the cricket wall you need to get on the right side and do this when the first double centipedes come.
>>719428092Terminal Terminal is been torturing me for the past 8 fucking months, I swear she is going to make me kill myself
>>719425296anyone who thinks a 2d indie metroidvania has a remote chance in hell of winning GOTY is smoking rocks. GOTY has been decided since April 24th btw. there's not even a conversation to be had about it.
>>719439146Don't be so sure
>>719425296She is the most attractive woman in the show and she fully knows it
>>719439146There is a lot more than 1 goty awards. Hundreds of them even.
>>719428964Seems like people have forgotten it already
>>719440043only one matters whether you like it or not
>>719442259pumping
>>719433301I keep forgetting to watch that, thanks.
An article on Polygon spelled out that Nintendo is unlikely to win GOTY awards because game journalists are too preoccupied with using the award to push an agenda than they are with recognizing excellence in game design. Here's an archive link so you can read it for yourself without giving those fuckers ad revenue.https://archive.is/G75yT
>>719443585Nintendo isn't going to win any GOTY awards because all the games they released this year are dogshit.
>>719443585Dood, the last Nintendo console had literally one worthwhile game on it and it wasn't even a great game
>>719443585Nintendo has spent more money on legal bullshit than making games in the past two years. They don't fucking deserve any awards.
>>719444075Have they managed to stop palworld yet
>>719444773No. Nor should they.
>>719444894They're trying awfully hard to ruin it, like far beyond what is considered reasonable in Japan and full on grudge mode now
>>719425296If Nintendo made their own silksong it wouldn't win goty because it was made by Nintendo, just like how Nintendo made several top tier 3D platformers that never own any goty but as soon as a mediocre Sony branded one popped up they immediately gave it the award while the whole industry acted like it was some groundbreaking shit
>>719445227>Nintendo made several top tier 3D platformersWhen? Not even once have I felt any desire to replay Odyssey. Hell, I've put more time into the sm64 co-op mod than I did it. PC has the best Nintendo exclusives now, it's truly odd. Literally what the fuck am I supposed to do with my switch? Last consoles I bought were a PS4 and a switch and all I use them for now is M2 shmup ports, which the input delay on switch turn them into unplayable garbage so I wind up just using my ps4. I got like zero value out of this shit console, it doesn't deserve a single reward. What an awful piece of hardware with a terrible line up of games. Every game twats on here praised wound up being complete trash, it's mind boggling that people praised shit like FE and Xenoblade, those people have to be genuinely mentally ill or 13 years old. And BotW played just like a crappy ubisoft game, thats not a shitpost, it's one of the most sterile, boring, unfun formulaic games Nintendo has ever made.
>>719437209Stupid, that's almost at the end of the anime.
>>719436173That days more about /v/ than it does about this thread
snail
>>719447778
monogatari semen lost ranking:#1 Hachikuji (282 nuts)#2 Shinobu (149 nuts)#3 Hanekawa (74 nuts)#4 Yotsugi (57 nuts)#5 eveyone else (0 nuts)
>>719449051>#1 Hachikuji (282 nuts)>#2 Shinobu (149 nuts)>#3 Hanekawa (74 nuts)>#4 Yotsugi (57 nuts)One of these things is not like the others.One of these things just doesn't belong.
>>719449509Maybe he is talking about Lolikawa which we saw while time traveling..
>>719450350True, but likewise he could've been talking about adult Hachikuji and Kiss-shot/teen Shinobu, which would've made Yotsugi the odd one out. I guess we'll never know.
>>719449051How many of those nuts are watching the show vs fan art etc?
