I hate this
Just mod it then
>>719426967>click>click>snap>click>click>lock>click>click>snap
>>719426967just buy 500 lock picks then spam auto
>>719427114BUDDY YOU'RE A BOY MAKE A BIG NOISEPLAYIN' IN THE STREET GONNA BE A BIG MAN SOMEDAY
>>719426967then use magic
>>719426967It's the best lockpicking system. It's only fault is that you can just spam Auto Attempt.A shame gaymers hate systems that need investment. It actually felt like a skill you needed get into to master and not just a time wasting minigame.
>>719427395>500 lock pickSkeleton Key*, retard
>>719426967One of the better lock picking mini-games, fight me
>>719427651>retardHe's right. If you're not level 10 yet your only option is just getting a lot of lockpicks.
There's a rhythm to it, isn't there? If the tumbler taps in too quickly, it will always break, so you only click when it glides in smoothly. Once you get it down it's perfect, since you can rely on your own skill rather than the character's.
>>719427606It's not even hard. Just keep pushing up until it goes up slow enough to catch it at the top. It actually mimics real lockpicking as well. Best lockpicking minigame ever.
>>719427758>If you're not level 10 yetSo play for 30 more minutes and be level 10?If you're that low leveled, you certainly cannot afford 500 lockpicks anyway, jackass.
>>719426967it's pretty easy. Use your ears.
>>719427758Or not being too retarded to do it. I was easily picking very hard locks from the beginning of the game. You just have to know the secret.
>>719426967>filtered by a minigameLmao.
>>719426967just keep tapping after it drops until it's a "slow drop". then you just don't let it fall completely down and just spam up. it'll be far easier to click it into place as you're keeping it on the slow drop.
>>719426967The are different speeds it goes at, just watch for the slow one and then keep it in the air until you're ready to time it. Once you do it enough you don't need to wait for the slow ones anymore. It's a fine system if you're even semi competent
>>719426967Yeah it's closer to actual lockpicking but too tedious and distracting. Much prefer the fallout 3 style where it still feels like you're doing something but you're usually done within 10 seconds.
>>719428039Smoothbrain solution. It's not even hard to do the intended way.
>>719426967I am convinced anyone that has a hard time with this is mentally retarded
>>719426967Yet another example in which Oblivion was the worst of both worlds between Morrowind and Skyrim
>>719428128>you didn't really beat the gamemilk a dog dick
>>719428162>never hear anybody complain about this>demake comes out>the modern audience is suddenly dumbfounded that they need to use their brain for something and cries in unison
>>719428303No, you're just mentally deficient if you need to rely on cheap cheese to do something easily done the intended way. It proves you're a retard.
>>719428409>you didn't really beat the gamedog dickmilk it nerd
>>719426967Yeah I just cloned 253746 lockpicks using the barrel glitch and spammed autoattempt.
>>719428503I don't care what you do to beat a game. I just think you're a retard for not being able to do it the intended way. It's so fucking easy.
>>719428503you didn't really beat the game.
>>719428286>Morrowind>100% stat and luck based>Oblivion>Highly skill based, statistics highly lower the bar but at intervals>Skyrim>Nearly entirely skill based, statistics lower the barThis is one of the only examples where Oblivion being in the middle actually gives the best result out of the post-DF games.
>>719426967just just hold W and click on the second or third up swingi can literally do it with my eyes closed
>>719428128>using the minigame's characteristics, noticing points of weaknesses and solving it isn't the "intended way"Are you actually mentally retarded?
>>719426967>push>it it goes up fast then push again>if it goes up slowly then clickwow so hard
>>719428687>an autist thinks another anon is a retard oh nokeep on milking that dog dick
>>719428738How is skyrim more skilled than oblivion? You just have to get lucky and put it in the right spot before your turn. Every tumbler requires skill to set. It's much more skill based and less reliant on stats.
>>719428852It's cheese. The intended way perfectly represents picking a lock while holding up while it clicks repeatedly represents that you're a nigger.
>>719427525LOL
>>719426967Am I autistic for noticing that this is a pretty sophisticated looking mechanism for the setting? Coiled springs, tiny gears, you don't really see examples of engineering outside of dwemer ruins.
>>719428996>The intended way perfectly represents picking a lockThat's literally what anon suggested. >>719428039 Tapping it and picking the lock.Nobody said anything about holding up. I don't even know what that does, never tested it
>>719426967What is the Oblivion lock picks made of? Plastic? They seem to break way to easy
>>719427395>seeing more broken lockpicks than picked locks in the stats menuhumiliation ritual
>>719429134He recommended the way that if you catch it at a certain point and hold up, it clicks in a way that makes it impossible to fail. He is not doing it the intended way.
>>719428852>>using the minigame's characteristics, noticing points of weaknesses and solving it isn't the "intended way">Are you actually mentally retarded?it's /v/, the answer is always yes, with an added touch of autism
>>719426967You keep pushing the tumbler up until it moves slow. You have to let it fully come back down to let the tumbler change the speed. Once it starts going slow, make sure to not let the tumbler fall back down and it will stay that speed. Then just lock it in and repeat on the next tumbler.
>>719428912I meant it as how much skill achieves compared to statistics. 100 Security in Oblivion helps much more than 100 Lockpicking in Skyrim.
>>719429242>not doing it the intended way.retards in this thread pretending that "the intended way" is a thing in a Bethesda gamethis isn't typical /v/ autism. this is advanced autism
>>719429302I don't know. The sweet spot is so fucking small for a very hard lock in skyrim when I can pick very hard locks from the beginning of oblivion and not lose picks.
>>719429242I'm not that guy, so I can't speak for him but notice he never uses the word "hold", only tapping up. Which would be simulating lockpicking.You're the only guy who started mentioning holding up
>>719429356Catching it and spamming up in a certain way that makes it impossible to fail makes you a dumb jeet that cheats even when no one is looking and it isn't even faster or easier.
>>719429302I can only think of a handful of doors that I needed to get into in Skyrim via lockpicking, and Oblivion its pretty much every dungeon, and Oblivion Gate has a locked door.
>>719427525excellent post
>>719429434What do you think spam means, you fucking retard? He was advocating for cheese, moron.
it's easy as fuck if you just learn to listen for the sound. you can blast through the highest level ones in seconds. i did this as a teenager in the real game.
>>719429453yes, you're an autist. we covered that. possibly a jeet too, since the out-of-nowhere projection
>>719429534>What do you think spam meansA repetitive action, so tapping something in repetition.I've never known a single occasion where spam a button means holding it down.
>>719426967It's much better than Skyrim's and you don't have to waste perks on it
I'm fucking cracking up that there's an actual non completely osing his shit that anons are not Oblivion Lockpicking the "right way" kek
>>719426967>fortify security 200pt on self 1 secez
>>719426967Better than guess the angle game all later games use. This feels more like it represents lockpicking
>>719427816It makes a certain squeaky noise when you need to click it too
>>719429642You're a moron with no clue what you're fucking talking about. Why don't you look up the fucking cheese before you say it doesn't exist. I stumbled upon it while watching youtube videos about the remaster and was thoroughly disgusted people were so fucking bad at games.
>>719426967It's categorically the best lockpicking minigame of all time.
>>719429662How am I losing my shit? I'm just disgusted by zoomers and your culture.
>>719429946I never said it doesn't exist. I said that isn't what anon seems to have been advocating for.You have a nasty habit of putting words in people's mouths, huh
>>7194269671. Get the skeleton keyOR2. git gud
>>719430054Yes he is. You're an illiterate retard. He explains it clearly exactly as I said. You're the only retard seemingly caught up on his use of the word spam.
>>719430147I am caught up in words meaning exactly what they're supposed to mean, instead of made-up definitions? Ok.>holds A for 30 seconds>I am spamming lol
>>719430032fucking kek
>>719427816There are several different randomly selected speeds at which the tumbler pin will raise when you tap it.Your Security skill makes it more likely to get the slower speeds every time you tap the pin.The fastest ones have almost no to actually zero window to get the pin set. Never click on them when they jolt up to the top in a tenth of a second.The slowest have huge windows for you to click as the point the pin smoothly moves up and stalls at the top for a good fraction of a second.
>>719430306The action is being spammed by holding up, you absolute retard. Does it work to keep pressing up like a retard in your interpretation? Because in mine, it does.
>>719429946>disgusted people were so fucking bad at games>DISGUSTEDfucking christ kek
>>719430032>How am I losing my shit?You tell us anon. You're the one losing your shit.They're right. It's hilarious to watch
>>719430382I've been staring at your post, trying to figure out what it is you're incoherently seething about.Guess I've been spamming the stare action...
>>719430451Just wait until you see society degrade the way us uncs have. You'll feel the same way.
>>719426967Play Skyrim instead, they fixed this bug in that game.
>>719430561Then you're clearly an illiterate retard, but we already established that.
>>719430592>people aren't lockpicking in oblivion "correctly">SOCIETY IS FALLING!KEK
>>719430675Would you say I am spamming both illiteracy and retardation, according to your definition of spam?
>>719430762Needing to use cheese to do something easily done by my generation shows just how far we've fallen as a society. You want the world easy. Just mod it to play the final credits and pretend you won in that case.
>>719430832Try to pick a lock under your interpretation, retard. Just try it.
>>719430867nta, but I'm likely older than you.you're being fucking autistic as shit here. nobody is thinking "the kids are playing oblivion correctly, this means society is failing us" you overdramatic dipshit.you're supposedly too old to be acting like this. act like it.
>>719430938I would, but I don't want you to accuse me of causing the downfall of society
>pick lock in oblivion>do it the wrong wayCUT MY LIFE INTO PIECESTHIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>719426967get the skeleton key and just mash auto until it goes, you can get the skeleton key really early
>>719431168Anon, what have you done?.....
>>719427698I like this one more
>>719431252I just had so much power... I didn't mean...
>>719427525WE WILL WE WILL LOCK YOU LOCK YOU
We live in a society>picks up lockpick...not anymore>picks lock the wrong way
>>719430982>>719431093Because it doesn't work, retard. Game devs pandering to dipshits like you are why we don't have good games anymore. I have every right to be mad that people being too retarded to do simple shit like this lockpick minigame are why we will never have good games ever again.
>>719432290Yes anon. Someone not picking a lock correctly in Oblivion is the reason why games are not good.You surely cracked the code. Go forth. Solve the world's problems and save society.
>>719432290Nice society you got here. Would be a shame if>holds up lockpickif something were to happen to it
>>719432290>Because it doesn't work, retardI've been unlocking hundreds of locks by tapping up and clicking the tumble when the timing was right to keep it in place, across multiple Oblivion playthroughs.Little did I know, I've been doing it wrong all along and that doesn't actually work. Thank you for informing me about this.
It's not that difficult if you have basic pattern recognition. What's really funny is the Switch version of Skyrim having vibration spikes that denote the beginning and end of where the correct angle lies, one lockpick is literally all you need if you have this information.
>>719432405It isn't the cause but shows it to be true. You want to push a button to solve a problem so game devs make problems solved by one button. You're worse than ign playing cuphead. You're the modern audience everyone fucking reviles.
>>719432290Imagine defending the absolute garbage for retards that is Oblivion and pretending you are a paladin defending gaming against what makes it worseOblivionFucking RETARD
>>719432834That's not what he said, you absolute retard. Even the guy who said it is refusing to defend you because he knows he was talking about the cheese method that makes it impossible to fail.
>>719432939You are 100% valid in being this emotional over oblivion lockpicking.How strong and brave of you to be a pillar holding society up.
>>719432939How many mobile games do you play?
>>719432939Yeah bro, games have only gotten better since 2006, right?
>>719432937anon, people are making fun of an autist losing his shit over oblivion lockpickingit's isn't particularly complicated
>>719433129I'm not even losing my shit. Why is that the gen z retard go to move? Pretending that other people are furiously mad and not just disgusted by how faggy you are.
I install Locksmith Pro and instantly crack every lock because I was going to lockpick them anyways, Now I have more time for the good parts of the game instead. I don't regret it a bit.
>>719433260I watch the ending on youtube and pretend I played the game. Get on my level.
>>719433260>Now I have more time for the good parts of the gameSuch as?
>>719433221not gen zjust watching you lose your shit, then follow-up trying really hard to look like you're not losing your shit when you're made fun ofit's funny
>>719433221I don't know anon. Pretending that society is falling because of a video game is pretty disgustingly faggy.You shouldn't do that. Especially as someone claiming to be older. You're either lying or suffering arrested development.
>>719427525lel
>>719433221>you're a nigger>you fucking retard? He was advocating for cheese, moron>You're a moron with no clue>Yes he is. You're an illiterate retard>The action is being spammed by holding up, you absolute retard>Then you're clearly an illiterate retard>Try to pick a lock under your interpretation, retard>Because it doesn't work, retard>I have every right to be mad that people being too retarded>You're the modern audience everyone fucking reviles>That's not what he said, you absolute retardAnon, you've been responding like this to people who remained civil with you the whole time. You're positively fuming
>>719433260MY SOCIETY!I hate you and you are disgusting!!1!I am NOT LOSING MY SHIT
>>719433403>Makes up shit in his mind that makes it seem like he wonSounds like how you play video games. Just watch the ending on youtube if you're going to cheese and skip all gameplay sections.
>>719433036I don't give a fuck about lockpicking, it's a shallow braindead minigame among countless shallow braindead systems designed to appeal to retards>>719433052None>>719433127Oblivion was a fucking disaster for the WRPG genre, which not only killed The Elder Scrolls, but pioneered the worst trends of the genre. The fact that you insist this garbage game designed specifically by axing, streamlining and stripping of any depth Daggerfall and Morrowind into a basic casualized sjkeletons for normalfaggots to pretend they are playing an RPG is fucking priceless. Chances are ou weren't even born in time to play actually good classic RPGs
>>719433497So you think games are just as good or better now, right? Games aren't getting shittier?>>719433583Lurk more, pussy.
>>719433612>posts in the thread is made upcompletely not losing your shit kek
>>719427606fr, its always been my favorite one, its got soul
>>719433614>I don't give a fuck about lockpicking>this entire thread of anon giving a disproportionately huge fuckI am cracking the fuck up over here
>>719433614Daggerfall is not good. No one on earth would choose to play that over oblivion. Gaming peaked in 2008, this cannot be argued.
>>719428397nah i remember reading forum posts back in the day complaining about it, but it was always from the most annoying people on the site
>>719433614removing skills didn't make oblivion and later TES games bad, what made them bad was a very flawed mentality that the new wave of videogames enthusiasts hated interestings things and exotic locations.
>>719426967go in console and enter unlock then ez ;)
>>719433702How come the guy who actually made that post isn't defending your retarded interpretation of it? He was talking about cheese and only you were too retarded to know it.
>>719433692You believe it's the fault of Oblivion Lockpicking, someone else covered this anon.So you think Pabst Blue Ribbon is just as cheap or better now, right? PBR isn't becomign more expensive for no improvement?
>that guytop kek
>>719433862Because I grew up when games did get better every year. They don't any longer because their core demographic doesn't want it. They want cheap and easy dopamine hits with the least amount of effort possible and that has led to games being absolute shit lately.
>>719429662>I'm fucking cracking up that there's an actual non completely osing his shit that anons are not Oblivion Lockpicking the "right way" kekOne of the slightly more entertaining threads on /v/ at the moment.Love a good schizo melty
>>719433956yeah man the core demographic doesn't want good things. you on the otherhand are the enlightened auteur.theres absolutely no way the 'core demographic' are just younger people with less developed taste and theres absolutely no way you aren't just jaded and bored of this hobby.
>>719426967>tap>tap it again before it reaches the bottom>lockI do love that people still unironically out themselves as retards by claiming this minigame is hard.
>>719433956So you think PBR is getting cheaper?That's why it's frankly disgusting you're defending this oblivion lockpicking shenanigans. Think of the PBR!
>>719433692>I don't do x>oh yeah? What about all these x?>"lurk more"???????????
>>719434000>Replies to self pretending consensusYou never answered me. What is with your faggy generation and pretending people are mad to win arguments?
>>719434078there's literally an anon losing his shit about it in this thread at the moment kek
>>719433781>everyone I don't like is OPretard>>719433792That's what some zoomer retard who actually killed WRPGs by having his shit taste pandered to would say>>719433831>removing skills didn't make oblivion and later TES games badYes it did.Removing dialogue options and dialogue checks, simplifying skill checks andconditions to enter factions, turning every npc outside of cities into faceless goons to kill, staright up not giving any choice in any quest and locking players into predetermined outcomes, are all elements that killed the series just like the removal of diversified weapon skills, actual custom and defined classes and spellcrafting.It's a game for retards, by retards that admitted to making the game basic as shit for said retards
>>719434058You're in a thread about a 20 year old game with better systems than most modern games.
>>719434138>You're all responding to yourselves!Guess we know what that means. You were projecting in some of these posts pretending to be a different guy.
>133 posts in>anon is still losing his shit over incorrect lockpicking being the downfall of societyEven for /v/, this is pretty damn retarded
>>719433343Lockpicking doesn't interact with the rest of the game, its a half-assed minigame that got stuck into the core gameplay loop every 20 seconds because Bethesda are dumbfucks. It contributes nothing.
MISTER ANON, GET DOWN!!!!
>>719434425delete this!!!1!
>>719434418And what are the good parts of the game?
I think it's a neat lock pick minigame.Tierlist:A - OblivionC - Skyrim/falloutF - Kingdom Come
You know what, I'm actually a bit thankful for this thread.It's a strong reminder that it's pointless to get too many posts into an argument with a random anon, for all you know, it could be the kind of anon who'd go around 100 posts being upset over how people lockpick in Oblivion.I need to watch myself.
So did the remake pop. go back to Skyrim?
>>719431734>>719427525
>>719426967using the console to cheese the game is considered lore accurate in the elder scolls, see CHIM. it's lore that you are daedric entity that exists outside of the world and to you the world is a video game
>>719426967
>>719434661i liked starfieldsat least it was something new.
>>719426967Is the joke that its the best lockpick minigame so therefore its bad to encourage people to interact with the thread?
>>719426967Why does auto attempt never work for me
>>719435227I agree, it was pretty engaging. I just forgot it because the rest of the game was so bland outside of boarding actions. Though even that's relative to the fact that games with space piracy are pretty lacking on the boarding aspect. It is helped by the gun combat being more passable then previous Bethesda entries. I'd put it at C+ maybe B-
>>719435835it desperately needs a hundred more "random" dungeons, maybe even double that. the procedural generation was a mistake. It also needed more hubs and settlements. The quests were decent, if a bit sparse. but i enjoyed it for what it was. maybe i'll give it another go once i get another computer pretty soon. Its a 7/10 for me also after playing games like everspace and freelancer i just didn't bother with space combat and used console commands to just skip that shit.
>>719434206>better systemslike what?
>>719429927Yeah, I used to go off the sound. I could pick locks with my eyes closed.
When the pins go slowly up you press mouse1, when they instantly teleport up and fall down you don't press mouse1. See? It's not that hard little Timmy
>>719437920Fuck off, nigger. Your thread is gay and so are you.
>>719436326Procedural generated planets based on a tiny set of choices didn't help. Also it doesn't work as a substitute for things to do. Once you played the main story, what was the point of it? To see all the different variations, which you could do before you even visited every planet with points of interest. It was a 4.5/10 that had the potential to double that conceptually.The space combat was simplistic and uninspiring. But being able to board and fight to steal a ship was great. But like I said, only because the amount of games that even allow that is sparse.
>>719438105SOCIETY HAS FALLEN
>>719426967>command console security to 100 or alteration to 100 and create an open spell with the highest magnitude possible>never have to deal with this garbage system ever again
>>719426967The pin will maintain the same speed as long as you don't let it hit the bottom.Now it's easy.
>>719442769if you read the earlier parts of this thread, an anon melted down over this hint
