Let's say you're being held at gunpoint and forced to make an animated feature length Kirby movie.What do you do?What studio should make the movie?What characters and other elements from the games should be in the movie?What should the story be?What games and/or other source material should be adapted? What original things should be added?Who are you gonna cast as the main characters? Will you avoid the "celebrity casting" meme?What other things should be in the movie?
adapt super star because it's my favorite kirby
2hrs of Kirby inhaling my farts
>>719428068Hello Sakurai-san
>>719427908Kirby was made to be a Studio Ghibli film. Everything from the colors to the general tone to the adorable characters to the unexpectedly creepy moments are all asking to be brought to life by them. Adeline can be the audience stand-in.
>>719427908>What do you do?A loose adaptation of Dreamland 2 and 3Gooey arrives to Popstar and asses the treat level for dark matter invasion. Has SoL adventures with kirby and the other animals for the first act of the movie, it ends with a fight against dedede, by the end he comes to love Dreamland. Then the second act is about Dark Matter arriving to Dreamland and screwing shit up in dreamland. Kirby starts gaining the shards for the love love stick in this act. Act ends with Meta Knight testing him to see if he can repell the dark matter threat. Final act is about everyone trying to get to Dedede castle, which is where all the other dark matters are coming from. Its revealed that Gooey was a part of dark matter and him being glad that kirby and friends taught him joy and wonder is the final key to completing the love love stick. Kirby ascends and fights dark matter and then fights Zero in a creepy and surreal fight that ends just like in the games, with zero's eye bleeding and running away.And that's about it. I didn't want to repeat Nightmare in Dreamland because the anime already did that. And i don't like Super Star enough to do something with Marx.>>719428973Not every fucking anime must be made by studio ghibli. If anything, Yuasa would be a much much better fit for kirby, given he did something like Kaiba.
>>719427908King Dedede is voiced by Leslie Jones. Metaknight by Danny DevitoKirby by Vin Diesel Waddle Dee by Gilbert Gottfried (AI)
>>719427908THIS SUMMER>kirby is sleeping in his houseTHE THEATERS>dedede running with a giant food bagARE GOING TO GET>kirby's alarm goes off, it's a mike kirby stand, kirby tumbles out of bedDREAMY>TiK ToK by Kesha starts playingA SNEAKY KING>a waddle dee is running through the town "Dedede's stolen all of our food!"IS ABOUT TO FACE>kirby heads over to his fridge, opens it to see that his cake is missingA HUNGRY HERO>kirby runs out to face dedede only to get blown back by whispy woodsBUT IF HE'S GOING TO WIN>bandana waddle dee is talking to kirby "If you want to get your cake back you're going to need to get stronger. I know a guy..."HE'LL NEED SOME HELP>meta knight training montage, ends with kirby cutting off his mask, music cuts and kirby says "Awkward...">music starts back upONE PUFFBALL>kirby puts on the hammer hat and war paintA WHOLE ARMY>dedede is laughing as his army marches forward, escargoon is also thereTHE FATE OF THE WORLD>marx is bouncing around on his ballTHE KIRBY MOVIE>final shot is kirby with bandana waddle dee and a waddle doo, "Alright, I get how you eat. But how does HE eat?"
Doesn't Kirby have deep intricate lore or something? I'd let the studio shoot me because I would never be able to make a story without upsetting some autist.
>>719427908Kirby, Dedede, and Meta Knight get sent to the real worldKirby befriends a middle aged man who's down on his luckDedede tries to become the king of a small town in the middle of nowhereMeta Knight goes on a road trip with a secret agent to get clues on how to return to his world and find the other two
>>719427908I don't make it Kirby's movie. He'd play a significant part and be the title character, but I'd give the character arc to someone else.>King Dedede is a shitty king who learns to be better when it turns out his entire kingdom prefers Kirby to him.>Meta Knight is a vengeful military leader who thinks Dreamland is too lazy and learns the error of his ways by losing to Kirby.>Waddle Dee wants to be an elite member of the DDD guard and seeks out the mysterious "Pink Devil" in order to slay it and prove himself to his home.
>>719429217>Not every fucking anime must be made by studio ghibliTrue but if Mario and DK are going to be illumination movies while Zelda and Metroid are likely to get the live action treatment, Kirby should be given to someone that puts their heart into their work. But fine, Animal Crossing can have SG.
>>719427908kirby rolls in on a spring breeze, and meets Bandana Waddle Dee. Kirby doesn't talk, and Bandana Dee makes Waddle Dee sounds, but explains to kirby with pictogram bubbles that King Dedede has stolen all the food in Dream Land. Kirby and Bandana Dee go castle dedede, break in, fight some bad-guys, and defeat Dedede.Dedede apologizes, and we cut to a few years later. Dedede, Bandana Dee, and Kirby are playing cards at Castle Dedede. Meta Knight docks the Halberd at the Castle, Dedede says "Holy shit, Meta Knight? I thought you were off in space fighting a war on ripple-star."Meta Knight's like "Yeah but I came back because I detected a great warrior was on pop star and i needed them for the war"Some back and forth and then meta knight realizes its kirby and takes kirby and bandana dee and waddle dee into space. As they rise into the atmosphere they fight kracko, that's a short little thing, then they fly through space to ripple star. We spend a bit fighting, the gang reclaims the main castle, meets up with ribbon and the queen, who have a plan to save ripple star. They've located a galactic nova, which should be able to wish away the dark matter.Kirby and Gang fly to the Nova, but a Dark Matter stows away on the Halberd. During the flight, Meta Knight and Kirby have a duel, so Kirby can train his potential.Once reaching the Nova, Kirby is about to make the wish, but the stowed away Dark Matter knocks him out of the way, and uses the wish to become Dark Matter Blade and open a rift summoning Zero.Kirby and the gang fight Dark Matter Blade and Zero, win, use the nova to wish all the dark matter away, and have a happy ending.
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