>Horizon gets DLC and spinoffs plus collabs with everything despite middling popularity>The Last of Us gets NOTHING except a shitty tv show despite being FAR more popular and featuring SONY's best girl EllieIs Sony addicted to losing money? What the FUCK is wrong with them?
That is a fourteen year old child.
>>719429152delet this
>>719429382? That is Ellie from "The Last of Us part 2" placing her in the age range of 18-21 years old. Aside from debates about the morality of attraction to a fully sexually developed 14-year-old like Ellie in TLOU1, this is COMPLETELY fine even by zogworld standards.
>>719429417No, I don't think I will.
>>719429152>>719429417>>719429612rape
>ra-ACK
>>719429813lol
>>719429731Just as you pulled down your pants, revealing your tiny, shriveled penis I would swoop in and save her by shooting you dead and Ellie and I would live happily ever after.
>>719429813the last three were just because they were brown
I need a tomboy dyke gf so fucking bad
>>719429152Zombies are stale
>>719429986>shooting you deadthank god
>>719430987so get one, duh
>>719429382Yum. Prime age.
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>>719429813why is there so much fake gameplay footage of this game
>>719433354This is gameplay footage. I did pretty much the same thing in my playthrough of the game. /v/ lied to you TLOU is kino.
>>719432568I can smell this gif
>>719433665>This is gameplay footagewhat do you stand to gain by lying like this
>>719433728I'm telling the truth thoughbeit
>>719433728which are the fake parts?
>>719433959just the way the supposed player reacts and moves and the way the camera moves and the way the character aims like a spaz but somehow hits epic cinematic intentional realistic gritty shots all the timeevery webm of this game looks like this
>>719434178well it's mouse and keyboard footage, since the game is on Steam now. Hard to pull off with a controller
TLOU is too brutal to be marketable while horizon is more tame
>>719429813who has the webm of the guy making fun of footage like this by just waving the crosshair around the screen spastically.
>>719429152>.jfif.jpgrumao
>>719429813Why does she move around like a retard
>>719429813Why does she put on her backpack in the middle of a fight?
>>719434657Where in the world could I find an abundance of girls with this phenotype? If there are several places, which place is the poorest so I can try and purchase one? Thank you very much for the help sirs.
>>719429152tlou deserved nothingits one of the worst game series ever created
>>719433959Who animated this? This looks so bad...
>>719435245To showcase that she's vulnerable and going on adventure
>>719429813What kind of tactical maneuver is that?
>>719432423No woman could best me in combat.
>>719429152>>719429612she reminds me of the ex gf I never had
>>719429152probably because horizion at least has some uniqueness to it while last of us is literally just a cheap copy of zombie movie/walking dead set pieces. There is nothing new about last of us in fact it shamelessly steals every set piece from tv and movies and then prances around as if it was some Shakespearean epic, its laughable, the writers are laughable, the devs are laughable the entire franchise is laughable.Making anything last of us be it movie or tv show just means making a worse walking dead and the show proves that fact.
>>719429612S E X OE X O SX O S EO S E X
>>719435306Don't let cosplayers fool you! They don't really look like that.
>>719434657Damn, even if she wears loose clothes you can see that she has God tier hips.
>>71943639713+ is evolutionary justified
>>719436601You mean 17
>>719436397AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>719436524She actually does look like that in real life though. She's livestreamed a couple of times and even without filters or whatever she look just like Ellie.
>>719436397
>>719436397>got kidnapped by cultists at 7 years old
>>719437849Nah, it was just too powerful to be included. Basically cognitohazard
>>719429813the fuck are half those movements? it's fine to suspend disbelief that an individual, let alone a small woman, could do all that, but she's moving around in such a nonsensical manner even for a supped up lone army.
>>719438075that's why they kidnapped her>cultists
>>719438139>realistic game has slow and movement (rdr2)>/v/ gamers screech and cum inside their butts>realistic game has fast and sudden movement >/v/ gamers screech and cum inside their butts
>>719429813she got a neck as thick as an albanian with a free gym membership
>>719435306I would also like to know this
>>719438341looks normal
>>719438324You can have fast and believable movements. Those are not.
>>719438430no, you can't. Also that one guy in the webm is obviously playing like an autistic sperg. It's not like that at all in the other webms. But the fact that the game allows you to do both is cool.
>>719429152TLOU2 was so bad it killed all interest in this franchise.
>>719436601depends on the first period people back in the day would generally wait four years after a girls first period before getting her pregnant. thats generally how long female puberty is
>>71942981>muh heavily rehearsed kill streak against a bunch of enemies with fixed spawnsIs this supposed to be impressive?
>>719436397chat is this legal
TLOU = the gay clueless retard franchise automatic opinion dismisser
>>719441024Let me guess: Your favorite games are Ico and Persona 3
>>719436397Sarah was 12 when she died but she's bald and looks like the 10 or 11 of that image.
>>719429417I bet she smells like piss and sweat
>>719432568isnt this guy a pedophile?
>>719435591BWOOOOOOOOM
>>719435306england
>>719443059Do English girls like (white) Americans or do they think we are fat and lazy and ugly?
>>719441024>mfw reading this post
>>719443384english girls dont think anon
>>719429152Because sony has been trying to make Horizon the next big thing.But no one actually likes that trash.
>>719443472I see. Maybe I will go to England then. Are there any particular areas where I would be most likely to find one of these women?
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>>719435306>>719438370cuban woman tend to be small and neotenous like this (not to be confused with invasive species haitians, 90% of 'cuban female' searches are straight up africans now so maybe i'm wrong and their country got consumed in the last ten years)
