Let's theorize about Super Mario as real Super Mario fans.
I like how OP keeps using a different image MD5 every thread so it's harder to filter his stupid bullshit ramblings
>>719430236I like how this board doesn't like to discuss actual important video game topics, like how Mario might have a daughter.
I'm still so mad about missing a Motokura autograph line back in 2017 because a text message didn't reach me in time
>>719431028I like how you broke your promise to stop spamming this shit if the game didn't prove you right. All you have now is just a theory where you reach for a hundred straws at once. And so you just continue spamming it while intentionally avoiding filters.
>>719431881You were fighting me on this from the very beginning, before I "made" any "promises".
Aw shit, another thread where this schizo dismisses established canon that contradicts his bullshit theory by claiming Nintendo will just retcon it because he's dead set on Pauline being Mario's daughter for some reason.
>>719433014If the next 3D Mario has Mario and Peach get back together, I will not need to discuss my theory anymore.I am only trying to prepare people for what I believe Nintendo might do with Mario's relationship with Mayor Pauline.
>>719431915I still don't get this.
I swear I saw this exact thread yesterday
>>719434598He's been at it for a while. Must be a humiliation ritual.
>>719434687This board is severely unproductive.Nobody wants to talk about Nintendo in a positive light.
>>719431028mario is a cartoon character with no genetalia, not even nipples. he cannot fuck and reproduce.I'm not telling you this because i think your theory is dumb (it is) or to reinforce some mario cuckold shit, i'm tell you because nintendo themselves does not care and none of this shit matters. to them mario as a franchise is a series of barely related characters they bring out as actors for a play, nothing more and nothing less. all overarching story and plot elements are nothing more than references to games made over decades prior before nintendo chose to go down this path. accept this or seek medical attention for your schizophrenia.
>>719435067Mario and Pauline's daughter can be delivered via a stork, it's fine with me.
Here is how the Super Mario characters are actors, if anyone is wondering.
>>719435067He literally has nipples in Odyssey THOUGH
>>719431028So you're actually a schizo and not just shitposting, got it.
>>719436751No, I just believe in internal consistency.You are jumping through hoops because you don't want Mario and Pauline to have a daughter.
>>719436518So that guy was probably lying.
According to Mario Odyssey, evolution canonically took place on Mario's world. Are all of the sapient creatures all descended from an original sapient thing or did that level of sapience evolve multiple times independently?
>>719440179I didn't know that there was evolution lore in Super Mario Odyssey.I don't know if I was paying attention to it, though.
>>719440458The Moon Kingdom brochure mentions it.
>>719441381I never really read the brochures.
>>719435067>cuckoldingyou can't just go around and call any ship that you dislike and isnt your own personal otp ""cucking"" dumbass lmao
>>719441904He is probably a Mareacher.
>>719437190>No, I just believe in internal consistency.That is, until the internal consistency doesn't match your headcanon so you just scream retcon at it.
>>719429679you think nintendo actually gives enough fucks about lore? No they just put out what they want.
