Venomous heretics presume the destabilization of our timeline prevails with Harambe’s demise. Nay, twas merely a first fracture in our cosmic mosaic forewarning of the paramount sin. Its origin arises from the bereavement of our Mona Lisa among MMO’s, my childhood pastime renowned as Club Penguin.The internet's crown jewel whose historic cataclysm is more poetic than Pompeii, amid music unparalleled by all, wielding inventions eclipsing Davinci. Since its loss humanity and history writhe entwined as they sunder into shrieking madness for thee hand of providence be lifeless. I can prove it.Our Antarctic Monarch's divine content made renaissance art resemble a bastard child's crude finger painting. But 2016 inscriptions claim new content diminished and millions of enlightened followers were lost. With updates abound the putrid toddler would never set foot in the zoo. Even so the wavering faith dispelled Harambe's ward. Wherefore on the fifth moon, rancid vermin unjustly slaughtered the demigod.Economies would never dare vomit biles of rot, for penguin memberships would exalt the circulation of money. You dare speak of the 2007 recession? The year Disney acquired our Omnipotent Penguin? Whose transference of devotion was so indomitable the wealth of kingdoms quaked for 547 cycles? Tis the potency of our Flightless One.Maggots spewing internet toxicity? Not within the presence of the few, the proud, the Elite Penguin Force. A legion braver than Marines, mightier than Mother Nature’s livid winds. Our purple heart deserving agents rectify leeches and abominations. Thus ensuring our puffles may slumber securely when dusk befalls.The Glorious Penguin could by oneself eradicate any visceral global plague in but a score of days. Those bound by the bird would hail no need to venture outwards.
>>719435087What's this? Private servers? All but festering parasites of the accursed earth in comparison to our one true PURE king. The original who is immune to a cease and desist unlike these false deities you dare proclaim with your diseased tongue.A multitude of souls be wary of rising tides for the glaciers wail aloud, enveloped in agony. Pains of the past preceding Club Penguin’s existence only held sway due to its vacancy.The keystone that chained infidels and demons lies shattered. Our disciples FusionFall and Nicktropolis fell ages prior. Those that remain (Habbo Hotel, Webkinz, Neopets, Poptropica, Wizard101, etc) are secured in seclusion. We yearn for Pizza Parlor music, the penguin dance, and cart surfing.God bleeds for their people may no longer waddle on. Instead we stumble into a colosseum begotten by greed and apathy, smited by the fangs of our own sins. The wings of angels smolder, their feathers cindering due to our filth ridden presence. Burdened by blood stained water of our own volition we sink. Will they absolve us for rupturing God's virtual Garden of Eden? Aeternum vale, Regnum Gelidum.Farewell forever, Frozen Kingdom.
thank you, 4chanGPT
>>719435169you were saying?
