...
fucking brat
>>719435158GREENS, NOW
>>719435158do whatever you want kid
Weebs are shoot gay
Is it true that both this brat's SR and SSR are meta picks
BRAT DETECTEDACTIVATING VEGETABLE CORRECTION
>>719435158if I'm her trainer she's subsisting off of cum soup
>>719435490Genuinely what the fuck is wrong with her?
>>719435490is that a five nights at frederick's reference?
>>719435494>Charming - increase 5 to 7 friendship point >Speed priority >Slipstream>Lone Wolf if you're lucky>All Speed choiceYes
THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CLAIMED BY THE O/v/ERLORD. PAY YOUR TRIBUTE OR BE INCINERATED BY HER RADIANCE
There's roleplay reasons to make Scarlet choose either to clear the Triple Tiara or follow Vodka to the Derby like a lost puppy but does that do anything concrete like for stats or something else
>>719435875Is it true that she want her trainer as her wedding partner?
>>719435918Yes, she proposes to you in her Christmas event
>>719435882Everytime I pick oak, I lose. Every time I pick Derby, I always get to continue playing her career.
>>719435918that's every uma
>>719435395Gimmie the loli conga line on the right
>>719435875OPERA AIN'T SHIT
>>719436034Well shit i assumed following Vodka was the harder oneHell Vodka's own attempt at the Derby was always the most precarious goal in her career
What are they looking at /v/ma?
>>719436270
>Japanese Oaks/Derby, Yasuda Kinen, and Takarazuka Kinen are all consecutive>Then the Shuka Sho, Queen Liz Cup, and Japan Cup are consecutiveoh god
Does winning the same G1 twice give any extra bonus to affinity?
>>719436893nyo
>>719436893no, and i feel like a dummy for not learning that sooner kept overflowing fans and burning stat-boosting turns for no reason
>he didn't get the good ending
>>719436753Her route really felt like hard mode to me compare to the other starters.
NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!!
>>719436220didn't the irl counterpart of her had like 3 foals?this horse stuff truly is some lowkey ntr shit
>All the NPC umas in the Triple Tiara are appropriately adorned on their left ear>But then there are a bunch of umas like Winning Ticket, Taishin, etc. with decorated right ears>>719437135Its really funny considering she's the very first character you're introduced toHer career is like bait for newbies to make them understand youre gonna wipe the fuck out over and over
>>719435158>nipponslop
>>719437326why does she hide her ears?
>Almond eye>Her eyes aren't almond colored????
>>719435395left side is modded btw
>>719437424how so
>>719436483is golshi the only one who shows her massive jugs?
>>719437326Yeah it got me, too. Spent like what? and hour and a half getting into Scarlet and then just falls flat in the Oak.
maybe if society learned to actually cook vegetables instead of microwave a bag into watery mush we'd be healthier. The best thing I have ever eaten was an eggplant dish at a fancy chinese place, it was more succulent then any meat could ever hope to be, it was worldview-shatteri gly good
>>719437453their tits aren't that big and they don't jiggle that much
>>719437416retard
I watched everything Gold Ship related on Youtube but couldn't be bothered to actually play the game for more than a hour, it's just very boring.
>>719437602His VA carried the game hard along with well-documented chaos. Very understandable.
mambo
Which uma gave you your 1st career completion?
>>719438219
LET ME OUT OF THE MCQUEEN MINES AAAAAAAA
>playing since launch>still no onsens ticketKISAMA... BAKARAYO
>>719438294Someone has to save the Mejiro family, it may as well be you
>>719438263same, God bless Umerica and death to traitors like Piss Wonder
>>719438263I love Taiki.And for more than her tits like the rest of you faggots.
>To parent/grandparent farm you need to smash a bunch of G1 races while also taking suboptimal decks for their skills AND also making suboptimal training choices to maximize the chance of receiving those skillsbreh what
>>719438512Having fun yet?
>>719438352I JUST NEED URA AND STRAIGHTAWAY SPURT SPARKS BUT THIS BITCH ONLY GIVES ME ONE OR THE OTHER OR SOMETIMES NEITHERAND THOSE ARE ONLY RUNS WHERE THIS BROWN BITCH ACTUALLY BOTHERS TO GIVE ME THE SKILL REEEEEE
There like three threads now
>Haven't begun my front runner groundwork parent >Only have one 9* parent with shitty grandparents>Havent trained either of my acesShould I kill myself?
>>719438294I'm on my 131st Rudolf career, and I think I forgot how to stop myself.
>>719438725not nearly enough . there are still celeb tubelord and other normalfag shitposts every day
>>719438790>131stWhat the fuck are you trying to do anon
>>719438725Janny will get three times the pay when he 404s them.
>>719438885I was trying to do 9* parent sparks, and my luck was shit. I don't even know what I'm doing right now.
>Your trainee has fewer skills than the competition.Fuck you, Tazuna. You know full well that's not why she lost.
>>719438725janny could have literally prevented this by not being a faggot
>>719439087Have you considered maxxing out her Guts stat?
>>719438790I’m starting to worry I’ll have to go back a generation which means I’ll be stuck in the Rudolf mines instead. I’ve given up on getting decent blue or pink sparks from McQueen I just need the white
>>719438965but three times zero is still zero...
>>719439145How about I max out YOUR guts you green devil
type shit desu wa~
>>719439278That's no good
>>719435395I keep seeing this scene being posted, is this a JP only thing?
>>719438790Don't say that anon.......I just need one more grandparent before I move on to trying to make a Rudolf parent.
>>719439332yeah it's a new concert that just got added to JP
Why do you love rice so much?
>>719439413She's meek but I bet she's a monster in bed
>>719439413why do i WHAT?
>>719439413because the heat from it is able to cook the egg
>>719439413I think she's neat
>>719439413I don't like her as much after getting to know better uma. You know which ones
did you guys hear that?
akshually the egg cools the rice so you don't burn your tongue. The more you know!
>>719439413GET STAMINA SPARKS GET STAMINA SPARKS GET STAMINA SPARKS ORAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>719439541I heard
>>719438471>America Uma>carries a gun>loves burgers and barbecue>actual horse was likely born within an hour's drive of meIt feels fitting that she was my first SSR
>>719439541hear what?I don't have fucking ears
>>719439413She's my HERO
I HATE rice
>see op>think simpsons>its about gachaI'm sad.
nobody loves ntr ;_:
>>719439736It's fine because now you can elevate yourself far beyond simpsons and generic sitcom nonsense
>>719439746What? I love best girl!
>>719439818Yeah, nah I'm fine but thanks anon for the invite, I will be leaving now.
Matikanefukukitaru
>>719439736>see video game thread on video game board>think its about not video gamesunderstandable considering the board quality honestly
>>719439746y she crying
Top Road only looks cool like 2 times
>>719439981I insist you stay, dozo.
>>719440065>posting the short version
Are they ever going to add American horses?I want to see Secretariat with massive fucking tits since the irl horse had a wide chest and oversized heart.
>>719440187As soon as the American owners fork over the money and naked dogeza for the privelege of being included
>>719440129her dreams got raped and killed in front of her eyes for the second time in a row
>>719440187When Japan wins a Kentucky Derby, so never
>>719440265oops meant for >>719440127
>>719439413she lights an absolute fire of paternal instinct in me, and learning about the IRL Rice only reinforced it
>>719439176(Me)Of course right after I post this I get a 3* stamina 2* URA BUT NO FUCKING STRAIGHTAWAY SPURT BECAUSE IT DIDN’T EVEN PROC FUCK YOU HISHI AMAZON
>>719440187Seems like a cornerstone of Uma's success is due to the racehorse mega-autism Japan had for its own horses before Umamusume came along, which was fertile ground for Cygames to work with. When was the last time an American president made comment about a racehorse that never gave up the same way the prime minister of japan did for Haru Urara?So i feel if CyGames tried to do Secretariat or Seabiscuit or American Pharaoh or whatever it might end up a little half-hearted by comparison
>>719439413I don't? When I started out with this series, I assume I might pick her as my main because she reminds me of a certain yellow horse, but then I met Creek and the rest is history.
>>719440285>kfc>kentucky derby/kentucky breeding horses>baseballwhy do the japs love american stuff so much? specifically kentucky for some reason kek
>>719440187Cygays don't want to deal with the american boomers complaining about their beloved horse becoming a haughty ojou with massive tits
>>719440118why did they make mambo so cute
>>719440615...but why would they complain about that
>>719439116>>719439116The last thread hit the bump limit, though.
>>719440568KFC became a Christmas staple in Japan for easy fried chicken after a marketing campaign in the early-mid 70s? maybe late 70s. Japan loves KFC.
>>719435158
>>719440729Is global ever getting the KFC collab?
>>719440568There was no tradition christmas food over at Japan, and KFC took advantage of that with marketing.
>>719440615>>719440683I do a bit of gambling, mostly slots or cards, and the horse boomers I’ve talked to while waiting on giveaways or whatever literally do not give a fuck about the horses beyond if they get a win or not.I saw some old nigger get pissed that the horse he bet on broke a leg and had to get euthanized on the track. Was he mad or upset about the horse in pain? No, he was pissed about losing $75.
>>719440187Depends>Any deals already being worked on behind the scenes>Cygames was already doing advertising at some major horses events this year>Do the Jockey's Club (main US race horse organization) and Horse Owners think its too weird.>Santa Anita, a major Los Angeles track is already in game>How long and/or willing anons are willing to play this backbreaking-tier of a gachaI feel like the Jockey's Club would jump into it if it brings nerds into horse racing. There have also been much more asians flowing into Los Angeles lately because of Ohtani is a superstar baseball player and consequently some Sports teams have been doing very weeby events the last 2 years.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ty9UEOk04sCHOOSE YOUR WINNERS
>>719440896BBB
>>719440880It's funny seeing the gambling addicts at the track. They really don't give a shit about the horses other than getting a bit of a hype from seeing them cross the line.
>>719440896Into the deep because it sounds like another schizo horse
>>719440990ooooOOOOooohhh the beams, i can't stand the beams!
TRVTHNVKE
This is the first time I saw a horse stable with air conditioners, rubber floors, and rubber walls. Why are these luxury features not more common in horse stables around the world?Voice actors Iori Saeki (King Halo) and Haruka Sato (Cesario) visit Yuichi Fukunaga Stables: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69VF6fQhAro
soon
>>719440896FALLEN STAR SHALL RISE ACROSS THE NIGHT SKY
>>719441112>Will never ever get her uncensored race outfitFucking japs.
I'm losing the will to go on as I hit yet another 1* wit 2* pace chaser spark
>>719441005My mom is like that. She’ll be playing slots, then wander over to the horse betting area and drop a bit of money, then get pissed that she loses. I tried telling her that she doesn’t know a single thing about horses so stop betting on them, but she just gets mad, then does it again 2 weeks later.
>>719441112I'm ready to kill myself if I can't pull her, I've been saving up and avoiding rolling for cards (which I desperately need) just to make sure I have enough to get at least the pity>>719441245desu I don't even mind the fact that they censored it, what I hate is the fact that the censored outfit looks so bad that even the generic idol outfit that every 2* has looks better
>>719441245huh?
>>719441078>mihono bourbon anywhere but awful tier
>>719441078Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong
>>719441078Looking at this list, I'm not sure how many I'd agree with aside from Bakushin and Winning Ticket. One would last ten seconds and the other would cry the whole damn time.
>>719441283>He got a mood down>He didn't do recreation Time to take a break anon
>>719441351her original design had her going commando with a loose sailor shirt as well as fully visible tanlines. I guess the owners sperged out or something because they then changed it to give her a bikini underneath the shirt, and then later changed it again so we eventually got the trashy design on the right instead of anything resembling the original draft
>>719441078>opera at the bottom>ECP that lowshit list
>>719439657SHE'S A VILLAIN
>>719441245She shows more skin overall in the new outfit so I don’t even know why they changed it from her old design. The oversized t-shirt looking dress was so much more memorable
>>719441394YA DA
>The "Big Eight" are the Classic Triple Crown, only two parts of the Triple Tiara, the Spring and Fall Tenno Sho's, and the Arima Kinen (but not the Takarazuka Kinen, Shuka Sho, Japan Cup, or Osaka Hai)Aight, doesnt seem to make sense to me
>>719441394>>719441625What's the tantrum animation from?
>>719441351
I'm saving for Tamamo Cross, the most devilish of horses
>>719441607I love brown woman tummy as much as anyone but the oversized shirt just looked great and unique, the tradeoff really wasn't worth it
>>719435395HOLY SHIT RIGHT MOGS
>>719435395>kitasan's disgustingly rude tits
>>719441576i like the design on the right better desu...
>>719441630>classic triple crownself explanatory>oka and oaks but not shukaI can't recall why this was the case but I'm pretty sure the Shuka Sho wasn't a G1 until a certain point in time>japan cupits own thing, it's an international race>takarazuka kinen>osaka haimuch newer than the big 8
>>7194408963, Wily Wade wins!
>>719441483>Obedient girl with big tits that calls you master The real mistake is not being in God tier
>>719441576>>719441702Not to defend censorship but what the fuck were they thinking with that first version? There's literally no way that would ever fly
>>719441857same. A lot of the early outfits were just school uniform variations that looked very samey
>>719441980they didn't know what they could get away with back then, that design is older than the first PV that made many owners pull out of the project
>>719441576>those tanlinesgood Lord.
>>719441702Final version looks meh but it does look more Idolish, so it would make sense why they wanted to go that way. Also, she's practically naked in the OG version
>>719441857>>719442039I don't think it's the worst thing ever but it just feels very incoherent to me, and is just lacking the entire stylish factor that almost all other umas haveI don't really know how to explain but even the basic school outfit just looks better and more fitting to her base character to me
cool
>>719442165explode
>>719441702I admire with each revision that the designer(s) were trying to hold back as much as they could with keeping her somewhat bare under the seifuku before settling on a beach swimear design
>>719442042>first PV that made many owners pull out of the projectwonder how fast they came to regret that decision
>>719442165I hope you got an onsen ticket too you son of a bitch
>>719442265to be fair the first PV really didn't look that good and that decision might be why we have the IP as it is now.
>>719442227i do appreciate that even in the final revision they managed to stick the seifuku somewhere even if i wish she was actually wearing it
we were robbed....
>>719437550Restaurants go hard on the oil. That's the secret to good vegetables.
>>719441702Death to the yakuza.
>>719437550sounds more like a failing on (you)'re end.
>>719442358She's in middle school?
>>719442265I thank them, it was a necessary slap to the face and shifted the focus of the franchise away from gratuitous low tier /u/ shit
>>719442489of ten
>>719442348>>719442490I see, guess that explains a lot
>>719441683Her wedding costume animationhttps://youtu.be/4eWonpaA6XI?si=aLqRJotAZxKOGUI3&t=56
Have you ever pet a honse irl, anon?
>>719442358Why did they gave her giant racks? Is there even a term for this? I loosely remember this in that dragon maid anime, too.
>>719442587yeahI even got to ride one :)
>>719442587I got assigned to a horse riding course in summer camp decades ago in middle school. It was fun but stinky because of the summer heat and all of the hay and manure. At the end of the 8 weeks we took a 2 day trail ride and camped out under the stars.
>>719442587Yeah, my aunt used to live on a farm with horses.
>>719442564It's funny to look back at the original 2016 PV and see things like Oguri and Rudolf ice skating (???) and the uma that was supposed to be King Kamehameha hitting on Hishi Amazon. Kamehameha still isn't in the game after all these years, too.
Race 7, 5 minutes out from start. Feel like I've seen Charlie Mike race before.>>719442490>>719442265>>719442348Yuri or not, the game and PV looked like low-tier gacha shit that was typical of the time (2016-2018). It was a miracle that it spent 3 years being remade and actually turning out to be a super hit. I heard it was originally going to lean much more into the Idol angle but paid more attention that people were caring about the racing part. This is part of the reason why S1 Anime is so weird (2018). They really weren't sure what they were doing.
>>719442587No, when I went to camp with my school I got to hold a big snake though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kYqii4WbNE>one of the best OST fron this series isn't even an idol ost>>719442587As a kid. They're giants.
>>719441576>no more tanlines nor kamen rider amazon poseman...
>>719442358isn't her final design basically the same but with hideous colors?
>>719442490This is how I see the whole Konami/Kojima thing. Kojima might have great ideas and a very active mind, but he needs someone to put limits on what he can do or we get shit like DS.
>>719438306I’ve played for 2 weeks and I’ve seen it 3 times lol
>>719435632real horse was a huge pain in the ass apparently
>>719442868I think they tried to somewhat keep the pose? though she has two different schoolgirl illustrations around, not sure what's the deal
>>719442587When I was a kid one of my friends had horses and I got to ride one around his property on my own.
>>719442762It's a Witch thread, let's see if vegetables were eaten for speed
>>719442587never saw a horse close irl
>>719443051explode
>>719442587MY FIRST TIME WAS WITH A MARE.
I have no idea which support cards to roll for, are the current banner ones good?
>>719442965yeah and its genuinely a millions times worse
>Good stats but no S in distance or track>Do another run>Shit stats, glue>Do another run>No creek events, glue>Do another run>Fail due to overtraining stamina too early>Do another run>Shit stats, S in turf and distance>Do another runSAVE ME FROM THE MINES PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO DO TAISHIN'S CAREER EVER AGAIN
>>719442762Prettywittyandwise is our Matikanefukukitaru
>>719442762Yeah if you want more sport stuff, look into Cinderella Gray. Its easily their best Manga/Anime.
Holy shit, 2 turns and she already shows upI wonder when everything will go to shit, because this doesn't align with my usual luck
>>719443261current banner is good if you want to get max limit break SRs, otherwise wait for the next new trainer girl or kitasan rerun
>>719442587I’ve been pet BY a horse.>be at a horse/farm care elective for extra credit a decade ago in school>assigned to clean out stalls that day>group goes to let the horses out to pasture>feel something on the back of my head>horse was casually chewing hair that was in a ponytail>whinnies and lets go when we make eye contact from me trying to turn around>stays away from me from then onIt was like he knew that he wasn’t supposed to do that, but did it anyway and was shocked when he got caught. The other girls laughed at me.
>>719443308Falls victim to too much shounen faggotry. The meat and potatoes is the slice of life interactions.
>>719443267All you can do is keep mining until you reach the diamonds.
>>719438512i mean it depends on what parent u want to make retardu cant just have an ALL WHITE SPARKS NINE TURF NINE POWER bozo especially with a subpar deckwhy not aim for something to at least have comfortable legacies? go for 600/600/600 and see if u get something funny
>>719443262>get cleavage>but at what cost
>>719442762>>719443179Traveling Witch via Pace. >>719443290It almost won via late surge but didn't it lacked the power to pass at the line.
>>719437478that’s a horse ya bum
Does inbreeding affect the uma? If I have the same excellent Oguri cap as a parent and as a grandparent will it fuck up the affinity?
>>719443328Post final results. My theory is that if she shows up (with charming) before Maiden race, your run is fucked, but if she shows after that first race then you're good.
super creek approaches menacingly
>>719435395Reusing every asset they can because they know losers on governmental dole (the same govt they claim to hate, even though they'd be homeless otherwise) will spend on these 3D models of idealized, young girls. A man, unless he's mentally infirm from birth is capable of so much more. And then you have a population of beings for whom "loser" would be a compliment. How does one fall so low, without even using drugs or being an alcoholic, even though many of them drink so much that they have alcoholic liver disease in their 30's.
>telling still in love that you actually love golshiWhat happens?
>>719443568Murder suicide.
>>719443568I hope you told golshi beforehand so she can avenge you (she buys a new boat and names it after you)
>>719443520I accept whatever befalls into me
>>719443568Why would you do that to Golshi?
>>719443642slosh slosh slosh
>>719443353sorry about your tail getting chewed, umasister
>>719443536sir, this is a videogame thread
>>719443568golshi: Lol. Lmao
>>719443476Being your own grandparent means the grandparent provides no affinity.
Wouldn't it be funny if the umas that were based on stallions had horse cocks haha
>>719443497Fuck my life man
>>719443690This is a manga thread
>>719443690just report and ignore normalfags and offsite cancer. It's that easy.
>>719443353>mfw the only of the few guys in horse college
>one of the rare instances where I somehow get a 3* ult spark>it's one of the worst rainbow skills in the gamet-thanks
>>719443775they did Dragon Maker dirty!
>>719443758>It's a King runIt was over before it even began...
>>719443758The real King Jobber experience
>>719443758Its ganna get a lot worse from here on out.
Race 8, starts in 10. Choose your Kombatant!
>>719443690Exactly.
>>719443568No, no you fool.You reject her for a human girl.
>>719438306I got nothing for like 3 weeks and now I've gotten 5 in the last week it's kind of annoying at this point
>>719443993Born Fearless will surely win but I would bet on Crimson Tapestry anyway
>>719443993K Dog is my dawg
>>719441078Lol no, Creek would be so weird. Yeah her tits are huge but she would force you to say goo goo ga ga and babble
>>719443863>>719443960>>719443972At this point I'm seriously thinking to just give up
>>719438306Did you use up your pick voucher?
>>719444142filtered
>>719444150my what now?
>>719444142What a coincidences. That is exactly what her mother tell her to do. Keep going. Her races suck until the last few ones
>>719444142keep going but change your focus on one stat and try to get 3* spark, not sure if you're using a guest parent but if that's the case then no need to waste them.
>>719444142If you were a real King GAYLO enjoyer you would persevere until you cannot anymore
>>719444142Trainah, your skills?
>>719444142Her career is total pain until you get legacies that bump up her proficiencies a bit. And even if you ignore the first half races that the game expects you to lose, Late Surger Sprinter is PAIN.But I love her all the same. She's down to earth once she gets her ass kicked.
>>719444193Wait nevermind. I thought of something else. You have to replay your Uma of choice like 20 times until it pop up
>>719443353>even femanons are not immune to being horse girlswhy do women love them so much?
>>719444131y-yeah that would be pretty weird haha...
Best parents for long spark farming?
>>719444131nooo don't make me googoobabaa nooo how horrible.
>>719444131That's the best part
>>719441103THIS is luxury
>>719442587went trail riding once back when I was a teen, never really tried petting it
>>719444131NOOOOO DONT BREASTFEED ME PLEASE DONT SHOVE YOUR NIPPLE INTO MY MOU-MPH
>>719444131
>>719444313Whichever ones have the highest compatability with your target childhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility
I'm still trying to train good parents. Is there a list somewhere of who to use?
>>719444619look dem legs... she so skinny...
>>719442587No but I live in a borderline bumfuck county near a bunch of Amish so I get to see them all the time. Bunch of farms too
>>719444676look at mr fancy over here with his horse sightings
>>719444647depends on who you want to train and what style of race you're going for, but for starters just getting your own 7*,8* or 9* on stam or power should be your priority because once you try to minmax it gets deep.https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility
This is by far my favorite expression in the game, it's so fucking funny.
>>719444676>>719444720Imagine living in the Uma world. Anon gets to drive past a bunch of half naked horse girls all day.
>>719443775>never ever
>>719444858Lol what an autist. I like her
>>719444131>nooo not the nursing handjob anything but that h-haha
>>719443993Lillabet wins by Front Running.>>719444124Kdog looked like he was doing good at a pace but he ran out gas at the start of the final run which is hilarious. Literally needed guts.
>>719444858:O
>Team trials>Taurus Platinum nigga>Win both MEdium and Long racesI'VE BEEN ROBBED! ROBBED!!!
>>719444858I see it and I fall in love with her.
>>719444981Those horses he used for the Taurus cup are breeding stock now anon, they're not racing anymore.
>>719444981Umamusume is a luck game.
>>719444619mambo has the best design in this gameso fucking cute
>>719444860>>719444676Amish use lots of Draft Horses. Not always, but they are where most of the US drafts come from. It would be amazonian umas.
>>719445097
>>719444981>Not even an A rank in my team trials>Taurus PlatinumI have committed robbery, and I'm not ashamed.
>>719435395I'll take Dia-chan, you can keep the rest
KAMUKAMU
>>719444860>Anon gets to drive past a bunch of half naked horse girls all day.They would probably wear amish stuff
>>719437251do NOT look up the number of foals Fuji Kiseki, Agnes Tachyon and Manhattan Cafe had.
>>719435158more choice and consequences than a bethesda rpg wow
Race 9. Mile this time.10 minutes out. Choose the winning uma!
>>719437326Once they add enough Umas based on mares they fix the mare exclusive races's participants so its only NPC and non-NPC Umas that are based on mares instead of having a mixture, because right now the only playable ones are Scarlet, Vodka, Air Groove, Urara and Curren Chan iirc.
>>719445261/r/ing drawfag for Amish Uma concept
>>719444981>won against a 70% A+ oguri with my 35% A brian & 30% A opera in the finals because oguri got blocked and finish 5th it's me i'm the criminal
Is it me or the clover shop absolute trash? You can't tell me a single scout ticket is worth 200 clovers.
>>719445669It's why people say to not roll without a spark, because clovers aren't worth shit.
>>719445417I'm a retard, what is Ex7 and Ex&7? Are higher numbers better or bad? What about the left numbers in the yellow part?
>no kita/creek gold skills>mediocre skills overall>barely any rainbow training>no long S>somehow almost rank ABricked thanks to early Toshoplasmosis
>>719445417JT's Imagination will figure out a way to win
>>719445808Numbers in the yellow part are the odds to 1, unless marked otherwise (like 5/2 = 5 to 2). The rest I don't know. There's another anon who pays more attention to race number knowledge.
This uma is cute
>>719435395damn was kitasan always that big? i might reconsider
>>719443262everyone is mad about the colors, but im mad about the GLOVES being gone..
>>719445958So higher numbers are bad cuz it means you get more money if you bet on those?
The Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe is pretty soon isn't it?
>>719441576To be fair, how the fuck would she be able to run dressing like on the left?
>>719446091They're less expected to win, but you get more if they do. Reason why Favorite is a thing in Uma Musume. Makes me wonder if the JRC uses odds but they were avoiding the gambling aspect in the game.
>>719435395is masturbating to stallions normal for a lot you by now?
Is power useless or what? I still get boxed in by other horses
>>719435395>you would be wise to join MY gang
>>719446158Showing off her tits and coochie to everyone obviously. Maybe she’s an exhibitionist. Why are you judging her?
when the fuck is stay gold getting released on the JP servers?
>>719441576Still best girl.
>>719445417>>719445817J T's Imagination wins by Front Running, clear lead.
>>719441576I always find it funny she was one of the reason King Kamehameha isn't in this series.
Man this Prearie Meadows commentator is fucking ass, 0 excitement.
>>719441576is her wedding version meta at all?
>>719446230It's mostly useful for acceleration. When you're blocked, you're blocked.
>>719446359King Kamehameha's owner saved this series from being yuri garbage where the girls keep groping each other instead of racing. I will always kneel to him
>>719444776golshi udders.....
>>719446506So it's good for shorter races but worse for longer races?
>>719444858OH MY GOD IS THAT A KITE I AM GOING INSANE :0
>>719446580She doesn't look like she likes it.
>>719446580FLATTY MCFLATFACE PRESIDENT OF THE ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE marry me
>>719446491It's a backwoods race track in Des Moines, Iowa. It has CORN and SOVL. This is tracks where horses like Oguri Cup come from.
>statue exchange double the price after the first 25Oh, fuck off!
>>719445728what do i do with the exchange points if i got the girl i wanted without hitting spark?
>>719446631good for end closers and late surgers since it helps you to catch up faster.
>>719446363umas are just walking death machines huh
>>719446363>toast>not a carrot
>>719446717Do you like the grinding game?
>>719446640When was the last time you seen a kite?
>>719446729nothing. u can get a pink ticket every 200 rolls i think lol
>>719446696She will eventually.
Why the fuck are there races in Pensacola, Kentucky, and Des Moines all on the same day? Shouldnt they have spread this shit out?
>>719446580i wish i could save this image but i don't have the uma yet
>>719446797She looks embarrassed, anon
>>7194467291(ONE) roll
>>719446230Stamina + Wit is more important than Power for positioning since your horse will have the intelligence to stay on the outside and hook inward than get boxed.Tho if it's like a diamond shaped pack with no late observation+accel skills like Vodka's ult or nimble navigator, you're gonna get brake checked or accelerate the no.16th fav from constantly trying to push her away like an arcade racer.Big reason why King Halo's style being late is so ass. You have to build her like a long front runner.
>>719446631More important in shorter races, but still needed in longer ones.
Running a debuffer doesn't really seem worth it for the Gemini cup when it's uncertain your own ace will even survive
>>719446785>>719446860oh... how awesome....
>>719446717Winning Ticket's and Mejiro Dober's story cards are actually useful for late surgers/King, but Ticket's cost turns to 900 so you have to grind for the main effect.
>>719446902You just have to pray that you go against shitters who undertrain Stamina, you'll be able to get actual wins like that
>>719443536>cute thing exists>seethei don't get it
>>719441103Horses have better conditions than humans. Let it sink.They don't even work hard like they used to. Now they're kept as pets by richfags and used in horse racing, which is, and always was, walking hand in hand with gambling.
I LOVE HORSE YURI IT MAKES ME HORNY
Race 10, start in 9 minutes. Pick'em!I'm personally voting for Ships on Fire because it made me laugh.
>>719446843What a weird honor code. Save whatever fan art of any anime girl that you like.
>>719447054Grass, don't look!
>>719447036Is she the only trainee that doesn't like male trainers?
>>719447059SHIPS ON FIRE WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE DO
>>719447054>>719447096
>>719440896
>>719446816It's like any other sport, and it's going to get more intense now that it's getting cooler from Summer into Fall. Obviously some races matter more then others so that's where the Stakes and G races come in. Do you have links to other night races, anon? Don't show harness, those got really boring.
>>719446990The Winning Ticket card is a hard sell too because -30 energy for one single event is giga rape tier.
>>719438219Not counting URA Finale, Matikanefukukitaru.First URA champ, Vodka.
>>719447059>Pleaseusetheportalkek
>>719447054Unironically out of character for Suzuka. All she does is spacing out, run, spacing out thinking of running in an endless field while getting hassle by other uma for advices. Not Spe though.
>>719446914JP gachas are notoriously stingy and things like this is what we're talking about. Imagine you spent $300 and couldn't get the last $40 to secure pity? Well not only did you not get your wife your $300 is now worth 75% of a single pull. It's really devious shit.
>>719447059My money's on Pleaseusetheportal. He's so fast he doesn't even have time to use spaces.
>>719447059>Tap the brakesThis seems counterproductive for a race
>>719447036>tracen's greatest pussy is afraid of males
>>719447054www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjZ_nqn4-LU Good thing they didn't listen to you.
>>719446902i agree with this anon, none of us should run any debuffers and we should put all of our horses as front runners
>>719447054AI slop
>>719443846You got corner recovery. Still very good.
>>719447054
>>719447059>Purse worth all of 18 grandhow is it even worth moving the horse there to race
Movie watchalong when?
>>719447335Horse yuri is fine in fanart to me but if this were the original source I wouldn't touch it
>>719447035It's good that cute things exist.It's bad when virtual models, that can disappear at the whim of corporate suits, become one's one of little reasons to wake up and live through the next day in a stasis - never going forward except with age, definitely having thoughts in the back of their heads - "what am I going to do when my parents kick the bucket? Worse yet, when if they require expensive treatment which more times than not, end up in boomers selling everything they have just to extend their lives a bit, while you are not a factor - you're a grown up, you can take care of yourself and just buy another house if they are forced into reverse mortgage to fund their bills.It's all fun and games until it's not. And then you'll be forced to work the shittiest jobs in order to survive. Not so much time anymore to wank to pretty animu horsegirl models. Think about it before it's too late.
I wish there was a better way to sort out horses you don’t want to glue. I can’t remember why I saved half of these fuckers until I look through the sparks or parents
>>719447412They don't probably qualify to even race anywhere else
>stamina support on speed training>speed support on stamina trainingWhy is this so fucking common? I'm going fucking insane!
Reminder that Suzuka is straight.
>>719447412Might be nearby, incentivized to coming because many of these locations double as casinos (for patrons), and plenty of personal reasons to come (new horses, older horses, loser horses, etc.).The screenshots don't show it but many of these races have requirements so it isn't totally about having the super ultra best horse entirely, and reasons to have mares race too.
>>719447459Yeah and they dial the hell back because of that presentation. I am with this anon >>719446531
IF YOU WISH NOT TO FIGHT BACK I UNDERSTAND I UNDERSTAND BUT I'M GOING TO DESTROY TRACEN ACADEMY NO MATTER WHAT
>>719447454I'd love to watch Sea Biscuit or Secretariat.
Seiun Sky savers wwa? im at 37k carats and counting the days
>>719442835https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxQt1MRsFfUAlexandros always puts out kino
I love McQueen!
>>71944769321k and SKIPPING.I don't care for Seiun Sky's design.
>>719447693I'm getting one copy of her, but I'm really blowing my load on Summer Maruzensky. I want her at 4*.
>>719447693I'm saving for Cafe
>>719439413She's my daughter, why wouldn't I love her?
Who is ACTUALLY the best racer out of all the umas? In a free for all with every Uma who would win?
>>719447715I hate her career
>>719447693I have only 10k but I want that cute lazy bum
>>7194470596 Better Than Good wins via pace. Technically he was front running but he actually held back until the final length.
>6 careers in two days trying to get a passable Tachyon>all garbage, horrible rng>finally get one where she gets 1st nearly every time, A in long so the Arima Kinen doesn't fuck her sideways>800+ speed and stam, C power and wits foing into Arima>4th>2nd>7th>2nd>5thI'm glad she's going to die of glue poisoning or whatever. I'm so sick of this moron shitting herself all the time.
>no one shows up to the beach training
>>719447693>37kLiterally how. I have to skip everyone
>>719447831it was really boring
Groove>Mayano
>>719447840What's your plan then?
>>719444858>A
>>719447818The one and only
>>719447850That is the last race for tonight. Hope you anons enjoyed MAX CORN ACTION with horse racing. I can't wait for Santa Anita to start up.
So far this weekend I've taken Special Week, Teio, and Tachyon to the Hot Springs. I think I'll treat myself and try go for Vodka next.
Where would you take your favorite uma for your first date?
>>719447818If you want to go MUH POTENTIAL, the answer is Silence Suzuka and Agnes Tachyon.
>>719447898it's more that I'm trying to get a stam focused build and I can't ever seem to make it past the final few races because I never have enough speed or power
>>719448012on a fun outing
>>719447893Day 1, rerolled for a 20 pull with 5 SSR and fine motion, 200 rolls for Kitasan, now we're here. I even took a week off and rarely do daily scenarios, but I still try to get most or all of the event cards.
>>719448012I only date humans.
>>719447941Wrongamundo, little buddy
>>719448012To the finish line
>>719447953NTA but I'm in a similar boat. If I get her within 100 rolls I'll be happy, but if I need to swipe, so be it. I just hope I don't roll literal 0 copies and have to spark her.Rolling for umas is more forgiving than supports because you only need one copy of most of them.
>>719447303>JP gachas are notoriously stingyHoyo fans have been trying to say this about Cygames stuff constantly like it doesn't give out ten times the freebies, with selectors and actual attempts at fixing power creep.
>>719446762
>>719447693Gonna roll 10 on her cuz I'm a broke ass neiiiighgaaaa
>>719447941I am not kneeling down or calling her My Empress
>>719448067hUMAns...
>>719447898>>719447831>3* horses like Oguri or Suzuka or McQueen are easy peasy, handful of G1s, or really straightforward but with a lot of leeway>Starter horses like Scarlet or Vodka or Golshi fucking smash your balls demanding multiple high ranking or first place G1 winsgod damn
>>719448031I thought you meant story wise. Few of the career stories were interesting and worth reading, Nice Nature and King Halo at the top of the list so far.
>>719448076cygames won't like this
>>719447941I'm throwing her heel into a river
>>719448134This is overblown. It only happens in the story cutscene and it's because her shoe fell off. Would you not help your waifu with her shoe? Air Groove literally cleans yor house for fun and cooks you up delicious meals. She's a good wifey
>>719448179director...
>>719448195yeah nah, story wise the only ones I really cared about were Tachyon's and Bakushin's
>>719448095well that's the key difference. Chinese gachas are using pities but have shit gibs. JP starts mega stingy but eventually has great gibs, though the spark system is always there. Korea really won this war with the golden ticket system from Nikke.
>>719448179>>719448250take off the hat.
>>719447640No we're going to watch something good like joze to tora.
>>719448095Nah but Uma carat prices are kind of expensiveGlobal did give a lot of free carats though
>>719448334Forbidden knowledge.-10 SAN
>>719448250Is that one of the Love and Deepspace dudes
Air Groove is the type to not lick the balls
>>719448183>GolshiShe's a REALLY good horse, just lazy.Heck, she's actually supposed to go to the Takarazuka Kinen twice, but they made it a meta secret event because the triple crown season is already a gauntlet that plateaus your training.Meanwhile Gentildonna and Orferve>Have to win their later canon G1s from the MIDDLE of their goals.
Reminder to respect your UNDEFEATED triple crown winning Emperor. The Greatest Uma of All Time
>>719448558How is she allow to be a student for 3 decades?
>>719448626She has nowhere else to go
>>719448558Quiet old man, everyone but Katsuragi Ace was the mickey mouse club back in your day.
>>719448558
>>719448558I got my triple crown with Natie before i ever did with Rudolf the Jobbing Reindeer
>>719448436Nope, looks kind of like Sylus but it's the artist's OC trainer.
>>719448626Don't tell her this but she's basically the school counselor except Akikawa doesn't have to pay her.
>>719448558>Mickey Mouse triple crown in a my little pony leagueOpera solos the entire era by 60 lengths, the game has evolved
>>719448718>kind of like Sylusshe knows...
>trainahs are making fun of my wife again
>no uma ears>no tailcase closed
>>719448742Rudolf was the janny all along?!
>>719448718god i wish i was him
>>719448558She won me the Taurus at least so I can't complain. I'm not marrying her for that though.
>The STRONGEST, GREATEST horse ever according to Japan's most legendary jockey.Kneel
>>719435395>vtuber cancer
>>719447475What the fuck are you talking about nigger? I don't live with my parents. I don't even live in the same country as them. I take care of and pay for everything myself.
>>719448818>Beaten by a himejoshi that even Tachyon is weirded out by (she refuses to be a self inserting pag so that's a plus)
Umas for this feel?
>Sideways starthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gka_VqvlYro
>>719449092>stupid ear ornamentsSHANTLOT be racing with suzuka.
>>719448558>rudolf getting uppity againneed I remind her of that overseas performance? stay down or I'll call Ace, you fucking jobber
>>719441103Really fancy barn, fancier then some English Barns I've seen IRL.>What's an "English" barn?There's different horse riding diciplines and English is one of them. Usually favored by ultra-rich snooty foo foo people in the US, Yurop, and developed parts of Asia. My favorite part was him explaining parts of the walls because horses can get stuck while rolling in their stall. The term for this, at least in the US, is called being "Cast". The reason why this is important is that when they get stuck like that, it can lead to a severe panic on the horse's part and/or health consequences if they are left like that too long. There was a bunch of other things I liked but would take too long to explain. Very fancy. VERY expensive.
>>719448558Symboli Jobber should kneel before the true chad Horse. 54 races, 54 wins.
>>719449160Gentildonna
>>719449160
OBEY
>>719449160dia.
these threads have brainwashed me into pulling digital when she comes out
Leave SHITboli POOdork to me
For good luck anon!
>>719449340She's like the polar opposite of Nice Nature. She's self-aware, but LOVES she's surrounded by autists and retards.
>>719449092why is she so fucking flat bros...
>>719449426buenos dias 8ball
>>719449301When can I take this beauty to the hot springs?
>>719449482Aredynamics son, thats why she was uncatchable
>>719449482Running in the front for so long whittled them down...she just loves to run
Why won't she eat veggies?
>Accidentally clicked the wrong training, failed, got practice poor and mood awful insta bricking my run
>>719449595had that happen quite a few times while clicking through the trainings to check for friendship bonuses
>>719449554Autistic people tend to struggle a lot with textures and unfamiliar things
>>719449595BAKUSHIN!
>>719449195>del mar has been runningAAAAAAAAAA
Would you an older Haru?
>>719449340Digital is actually a great pick. She's literally the all rounder pervert. Unless you're somehow super bricked and only got front runner card+uma with no utility (So no Maru, Falcon, or Sei), you can put her in any pvp role.
test
>>719449745You can't make me want to fuck my daughter
>>719449773If it not you, it will be some rich guy in one of those after race parties.
Your uma IS planning to rape you anon. Remember to lock your doors once the uma heat cycle begins
>>719449482Reminder she's only less flat than Noshino Flower , who's entire thing is being a dignified perfect maiden but with the body of a toddler.
>>719449592
>>719449753Better than Halo? Cuz da King can also so every distance.
I wonder how the series would change if they had american horses in the lineup? Would they just have them all attend an american horsegirl school?
>>719449847I can't be raped if I invite her to have sex with me.
God I can’t wait until Global gets Still in Love. I need more yandere horse.
>>719441112>>719441337My brothers! I've been saving specifically for her as well. Good luck bros
Since umas stop aging when they hit racing age, will mayano always look 14?
>>719449862>>719449592I always wonder who would be her new trainer when the reboot hits.
>>719449943Reboot?
>>719449482It's a blessing really.
>>719449943It's a shame she found out she wasn't all that hot on the track. Came in 4th in the race she said she was gonna beat Oguri at...
>>719449943>>719449976Probably means the next adaptation after CG. They aren't going to just stop producing the anime. But it'll probably be some ONA or another movie first.
Can someone explain why you'd run the guts races in pic related over something else?
>>719449976Cingray is heavily implied to be that reboot.
>>719449482I see this comment every day. Don't you have anything else to admire?
>Two threads hit bump limit today>Second fastest thread on /v/>Quality discussion and shitpostingAre we finally free? Can we stop complaining about janny now and enjoy the game?
>>719450052The video that pic is from literally explains why you run those races.
>>719450069>>719450017There are plenty of legendary horses, they shouldn't retread old storylines until they're running out. Heck they haven't even covered Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka's rivalry.
>>719450069I think there was a panel that shows Spicaman and Kitahara in a list of passers, so it might just be a prequel.
>>719450000She has a such a nice design, too. Shame there there is a rule that wouldn't allow OC character into the gacha roster.
>>719450159I got this from an anon and had no idea it was from a video
>first two rests in my run both give me sleep deprived before the make debut race
should i visit the kentucky horse museum? to see the uma display? has anyone been?
>*pops deadeye ult and murders everyone ahead of her in the middle of the track*
>>719450213Her story would be cool, too obviously it would involve beating Oguri, but it would be nice to see.
>>719450213Fucking lame, Cinderella Gray has so many good OC Umas.
>>719450052https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNrEIuwOde4
>>719450160It would be a whole lot different than the original anime, too. That anime didn't really do justice to those two mares.
>>719450000Checked them quads
>>719450361Thanks, Gold Ship!
>>719450160funny that you mention that because CG manga heavily implies that the older trainer that retires in chapter 1 of the game's story is Musaka and that Jo gets to train Daiwa Scarlet so an anime of Scarlet & Vodka rivalry is possible
Vodka anime would flop
>>719449864She can't do longs+sprints but she's also A on everything else so no need to get inspiration. She only needs to pass two people unlike Rudolf so she scales well as a pacer.She has an even easier career than Oguri since she isn't forced to do harder mediums until the very end, so you can freestyle her approach. Unlike Halo which makes you have to make her sprint build awkward until senior year.
>>719450345That's what I'm saying, McQueen had a great second season but Daiwa and Vodka are regulated as side characters for now. If they were going to cover more horses, I'd rather they do something like cover Diawa/Vodka instead of covering McQueen and Teio again.
Womanlet sexo
Doesn't Ogiri's trainer fuck her mom?
>>719450445That's kind of sad. He promised to train OC but never got the chance too once she went national.
I forget, is there any way to increase chances of getting a specific style aptitude? I do remember anons saying that the RNG system only grabs from whichever ones you have as A or higher, but is that all there is to it?
>>719450213also they need to based on real history too, its truly unfortunate because i want to fuck march
>>719450550Happy Meek is not based on any horse.
>>719450238>resting even once before the debut race
>>719450501baby*
>>719450595i try to avoid it, but if i get multiple trainings with 3+ umas on speed and/or stamina in a row i'm not going to ignore it
>>719450550Not always, Haru's entire story is all made up. Rice and Suzuka go on to compete in the URA finals despite what happened to the real versions.
>>719450528Considering how short their careers are and how difficult the trainer exam for tracen was shown to be i think Jo always knew he wasn't gonna be able to train her but still carried on to honor her
>>719449092Most of the Japanese Horse of the Year are not in Uma Musume, especially the really old oneshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Horse_of_the_Year
maybe it's too late to ask here but what does a good set of sparks looks like? I understand that getting 3 sparks speed/stamina is ideal as is having both parents but I never see anyone talk about anything besides the blue ones
Think we’ll ever get jumping horses like oju chosen?
>>719450729I know it's based on real horse racing careers. But, only three years of racing for umas? When they live for a fucking long time? There has to be post school racing leagues and shit, right?
I'm getting closer, I'll have a Kingu ready for Gemini or my name isn't Toreina
>>719450848There's another thread with the actual name in the title
>>719450928thanks
>>719449094>idol stuff that has been around in JP since probably the 80s or earlier>"vtuber cancer"
>>719450862Tamamo Cross mentions retiring to the Dream Series in CG so that at least exists in that canon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwYvjLa-lPQ
>>719450817Why does Admire Vega get a pass but not the OC Cinderella Gray girls?
>>719435494King Halo has six skills, 2 are universally useful and gives speed, power and training bonus. Sweep Tosho is good but King Halo is the Kitasan Black for f2p players
>>719450862>>719450989The actual game story, the career what ifs, and the anime timeline are all Fate esque "well there's core events that are consistent but take the general tone and specifications should be considered self contained" parallel timelines.So game McQueen actually does repeat senior years like the real horse (hence why the Rice incident is even possible), career Tamamo/Brian/Maruzenky decide to repeat senior year after beating them, but anime before Cinderella Gray just bullshits as it goes. (We see a pinch of Dream Series races, then they just do random shit in the background)
>>719438219Pretty sure it was McQween>>719438294>13 points off of 1100Umamusume is a luck game, I literally have all the pieces to create a perfect parent but it ends up shit everytime
>>719450989Well I have been thinking of some OC shit where a guy and an american uma try to start up a super senior (umas who already graduated from whatever school) league in the states
>>719438512Once you have a few sparks on your umas you can replace the shit cards
>>719438691Borrow a 3* spurterUse another spurterYou have better chances with more spurt in your legacies
>>719441078El Condor Pasa may not be good at sex but I would never tell her that because she is cute and genuinely loves me
>>719450862>>719451410>>719447583There's races for older horses but I don't know if they're high stakes or prestigious, even if they're not THAT old. There are races too where 10 year old horses have won but not high stakes.Japan also hates mentioning college for some reason.
>>719451668she has a very powerful desu
>>719441720I am not saving I will win the gemini cup and the return on investment is huge
>>719451668I feel like there's two different outcomes. Mask on and mask off sex with her, and they're wildly different.
>>719442165All you got is a one star recovery?That is glue worthy, learn about sparks maxxing I wish I had done it 100 careers ago
Sometimes I wonder what /v/ was like before fire emblem threads, or what they were like in their heyday. If there's still a free internet in 5 years, I expect some will wonder the same thing about uma musume on /v/.
>>719444313The one with the least A rank aptitudes
>>719435158Uma musume global cuck general thread
>>719446902A properly built 1200 stamina spurt Golshi is immune to debuffs
>>719448012To the library
>>719449595on PC you can use controller or keyboarda lot harder to accidentally slap your space bar to choose training and end the turn
>>719448250>John KpopHe should explode
>>719449426Bless my sparks matikanefukitaru
>>719450052Because most uma can run them
