>You have $1MILLION DOLLARS to save World of Warcraftwhat do?
>>719439172Million dollars is far too little money to do anything to a proper non-indie videogame. I need at least 100 million.
>>719439172An entire $1 million dollars?
>>719439172Cut out all the useless fluff and turn it into a Windrunner dating sim.
>>719439226>>Million dollars is far too little money to do anything to a proper non-indie videogame??
>>719439172You're behind on the times there Mr Evil. $1 Million is practically chump change now.
>>719439172Pocket the money and run, there's no saving wow
>>7194391721 million isn't enough.Anyway, I would either do 2 things:1) World of warcraft embraces custom content, allowing for modded realms etc. WoW servers can be run pretty cheaply these days, and allowing this would let 1 or 2 people in a sea of mediocrity create the "ultimate server" that everyone gravitates to. Blizzard takes a cut off the top with the subscription fee to play the modded realms on rented servers.2) Develop WoW 2 or an MMO in the diablo world with a more realistic style like picrel, and things like climbing mechanics/more smooth movement. Mounts that are persistent, etc. Retcon WoW's flying mount bullshit or make a diablo MMO with no flying mounts (fast travel will be done by carriages or portals instead of gryphons)
>>719439172Fire every woman, faggot and non-white from Blizzard..
1M won't save shit
>>719439172Pocket 99% the money and deliberately run WoW irrecoverably into the ground
>>719439172>$1 MILLION DOLLARSthey made 15 million off of a single mtx shop mountthere were plenty of opportunities to put that money into 'saving' wow
>>719439172All female models have visible pubes peeking out of their underwear
>>719439172steal the million and shut down the servers
>>719439172Pocket the million, shut down the servers before it gets even worse.
>>719439172>$1MILLION DOLLARSThat can't even start the process of saving the game.At this point the best you could do is to basically fire every single person involved in it nowadays, hire a whole new team, and start from classic again and drop retail.The biggest shit they'd need to do is scrap all the tryhard ubermeta shit and just make bogstandard dungeons that don't shit up with people because they have to use a one in a week key and you having a 1 point less than meta gear you can't enter them.
i embezzle $1M and don't support blizzard jew trash
>>719439597>Repeating Jason propagandaLOL
>>719439172>what do?Hire NoName55 to do all future cinematics and declare his entire body of work as cannon.
>>719439652>start from a bad version and drop the good versionCryboomers are so funny, they unironically think anyone wants to touch vanilla in 2025
>>719439676>not hydra
>>719439281Game budgets aren't what they were in 1980's old man.
>>719439427And this is why you are not a game dev, those are some shit choices
>>719439694I didn't play when it was new, but I can tell you for sure, just leveling in vanilla is more fun and engaging than in retail, just by the simple fact that pulling two mobs at the same time can kill you instantly.
>>719439517>pic relatedjust remove it?
>>719439172>$1MILLION DOLLARSanyway, to save WoW you'd have to stop developing Retail and make WoW 2 in the same vein as Vanilla, but bigger and betterer.
>>719439602Pubes are disgusting you feminist freak.
>>719439792>Nineteen Eighty's
>>719439517>equality is imminentIs this a threat?
hire a full time animator. fucking game has been reusing animations from vanilla forever. the final "boss" of this expansion was just a giant voidwalker lmao
>>719439917Shaving is a feminist thing dumbass
>>719439814say goodbye to the playerbase
>>719439662i have no idea who your e-celeb is but you can see how many people own a mount from in-game achievements. it's not hard to calculate the absurd amounts of money that they're getting from mtx.
>>719439808There is nothing fun or engaging about autoattacking mobs with no mechanicsThe fact that people pay for Stocks, SM and Mara boosts proves that classic leveling is unbelievable dogshit
>>719439880>stop the successful game>make another one like the 5 dead piles of dogshit churned out since 2019Yeah bro
>>719439806I am a game dev and successful but alright
>>719440059imagine being in her guild and having to be like "uhhh thats great gre- err gertrude" or else you know you'll get kicked for any other opinion
You couldn't do anything with 1 million dollars. You'd have to hire back every single original WoW dev that's still alive to even have a chance of redeeming WoW, assuming none of them had fallen to the woke mind virus since.
>>719439172fire all western devs and hire chinks, asmongold was right when he said wow will continue to be shit until its bought by china.
>>719440186>the successful gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4dyRTAfsKc
>>719439172There has never been a good MMO and it's impossible to make one
>>719440230The original devs didnt release a single decent thing
>>719440070Then I'm sure you wouldn't mind linking that data, since you obviously have it on hand to back up your claim.
>>719439172Pocket itthen buy more animations from NoName
>>719439172All elves can only be females, and theyre all rapeable npcs and not playable. Delete the furry races and dial back the lore clock to BRF in WoD and finish the iron horde story instead of switching to legion. Once the iron horde is beaten(completely gut the gul'dan plotline), we come back to azeroth and the legion invaded, and theres 2 legion xpacs. The first is repelling their invasions, the second is going to argus and fighting them where they are most powerful, finish with killing sargeras in a giant galactic fight with draenei spaceships, demon hunter spaceships and dalaran turned into a war machine all teaming up in a giant scale takedown of sargeras. The titans arent dead and get resurrected, theyre just imprisoned by sargeras who has been trying to turn them to the fel unsuccessfully
>>719440307I think they had a good working blueprint until metzen was came along but that was probably like 2-3 guys in charge of making those decisions and who knows which ones and where they are now
>>719440210>her
>>719440059rough mid 30s
>>719440357Nope actually, vanilla was incredibly shallow or outright dogshit like the honor systemThats why pretty much everything had to get redone
There's no saving it. You'd have it pull it out by the roots. BURN IT DOWN.
>>719439172open the coomer skins gate, hire fans to help with the story and retcon anything dei
>>719440434right like the game isnt shallow now
>>719440530No actually there's a ton of content in the world, classes are all deep and inticate, gameplay is super active with a high skill capPretty much all the opposite of vanilla
>>719439172 no pubes?????????????
>>719439427I wouldn't ever play an MMO in the Diablo setting, Diablo 4 is already trying to be an MMO as it is and it fucking sucks. I would try an MMO set in the Starcraft universe though
>>719439172make it coom slop.instead of order halls, all races have whore houses. put all the money in sex animations.
>>719439172>Get budget>Trannies, faggots, karens and stockholders don't let you do anything
>>719440320data for azeroth shows the percentage of players that have a certain achievement (i.e., mount achievement)you can extrapolate the data from how many players have top 0.1% to find out the corresponding number of players per percentageit's a lowball estimare but a high number nonetheless
Take the million dollars and make warcraft 4 while ignoring every piece of wow lore
>>719439172Make amani trolls, ogres and murloks playable races for the horde. Also remove flying from the game.
belfs and nelfs are top tier iconic and beautiful and they keep making their major characters gay and ugly af in their stories and cinematics. fuck blizzard
>>719441968they are making amani playable. they let that slip during some event. not that adding a new color of troll means shit all
Pocket the money, don't save shit mmo.
>>719439172Commission Noname55 to make whatever coom material I want with it
>>719439172I'm going to ignore the budget provided and just say I would just use the money to make a Warcraft single player RPG. I feel like it's a massive missed opportunity to make make a Warcraft role playing game.
>>719439172Add nudity, sex, and pregnancy mechanics. PVP servers have rape mechanics.
Add pronoun selection for Alliance, including THEY/THEM. Remove pronoun selection for Horde. Encourage pvp. Pocket the other $800,000. Job well done.
>>719442483That... sounds really cool actually. Give Alliance Pride flags and Horde gets MAGA hats. That would be fucking fun.
>>719439172why AI woman walking always has the exact body shape?
>>719439172they make a million in like 2 weeks, lol maybe less
>>719439172Invest it to prevent any more of this garbage AI sloppa. Holy shit, get some taste.
>>719442304Gotta say the cross faction encounters stuff had a massive imprint on my brain. Messing with owbie female chars in the wild on pvp servers is some memorable stuff even though it's two men irl
>>719444315*lowbie
>>719441008I talked about this with someone, how you would do a starcraft mmo, and the only thing we could come up with is doing it 'planetside 2' style where it's primarily a PVP game about controlling territories but has character advancement and 'vehicles' (dragoons, siege tanks etc). Starcraft 2 kind of set up the 'mercenaries in space' thing so I could see it working for terrans, but zerg and toss would be kind of annoying unless it had 'classes' and your primary character in social hubs as a zerg was an infected human like kerrigan or something.
>>719439172I embezzle the money and call you an ai niggerjeet.
>>719439172Would need 50bil at least.Buy Blizzard from microdick for around $40bil, take it private, send out an employee survey made to highlight the microdick shill agents and fire them all. Cut the HR department entirely. Put WoW into maintenance mode with occasional raid releases and small story patches to tide people over, and then reboot the world from the ground up.Launch a single new RTS Warcraft to establish the universe with alterations to take the canon in a better direction. This Warcraft encompasses every event that 1 through 3 did. This would lead into the new launch of WoW with a much more canon obedient world building. No female druids, Nelves as their own independent faction neutral to Alliance and hostile to Horde, and Forsaken their own independent faction neutral-friendly to both Horde and Alliance because their sole focus is the destruction of Arthas at all cost.Classes would be based in the culture of the race, no more general blanket warriors and hunters. Factions also wouldn't be a hard limiter that you're forced to from launch, it would be more like real life country allegiance.
Embezzle it and blow it all on strippers and coke. Then buy my wife some flowers.
>>719446040>make a new rts, the most unpopular DOA genre aroundlmao
>>719439172>Replace the entire writing team with normal peopleFixed
>>719439517thankfully?
>>719439172I take the one million, and let the fucking Ip die and the remnants given to Bethesda
>>719439172Pocket the money. Close the servers with a redirect to the turtle website.
treat it like everything blizzard—jerk off to porn and never touch the productthey're so bad nowadays it's literally gacha tier
>>7194391721 million at this point could only afford you questionable advice, so here goes.>Bring back 40 man raiding. I dont mean just making the maximum number of people in instanced raids 40, but adjusting the complexity and difficulty of at least normal so that it can be completed by 15-20 decent players, so that people can invite players that are actually fun to hang out with.>Change how M+ affixes function.Last I played, affixes only added annoyance and difficulty on top of the stat boost to enemies. So changing it so that affixes add mechanics that you can take advantage of to be able to complete the dungeon with more efficiency would be best. It would also help to replace the timer with a limit on revives to disincentivize stressful rushing. Rushers are gonna rush, but forcing everyone to rush only adds unneeded stress to an already stressed out playerbase.>Add more horny transmog and character customizationsContrary to what "people" say, everyone like attractive characters. So add more of that, and reverse any changes that went against that.>More world events.Specifically those that involve a shitload of players working for a common goal and mutual benefit.All the above are for a single goal, to help bolster community, since that helps build and maintain the size of a playerbase.
>>719446489The WoW boomers want WC4.Using a cheap and easy to make Warcraft RTS to buy time for the WoW relaunch would work well.
>>719449585All completely retardedjust play better you dogshit retard
>>719439172>Fire every leftist at Blizzard>Hire actual writers>Make every female sexy and attractive again>Bring back lewd outfits>Make raids fun>Bring back world PvP in a big way
>>719439226You know, you can invest that million into millions, right?
>>719446013 Based and fiscally irresponsible. Honestly you'd still be more qualified than whoever greenlit Shadowlands.
>>719439172Keep the money and let it die
>>719439172I pay a harem of escorts to dress up as various Warcraft races and fuck their brains out.
Is there any point in trying to "save" it? Probably basically anyone with a minimum of good sense doesn't play it anymore, and the ones who play it will likely continue playing no matter what.
>>719439172Take cata changes but put them into the vanilla world without fucking everything up and without making entire zones a fucking meme. There I fixed so much with so little anything leftover I take as a bonus.
i would create a easy to set up an official easy to set up module for single player wow that runs 1000/1000 server population bots that behave like players, fill out all zones and keep it alive as best as it can (kind of like S.T.A.L.K.E.Rs AI, that does WPVP, city raids, BG pvp, Raids, instances.i would also release a Map and entity editor so people could easily make their own custom maps and stuffand then sell it for people to use and a monthly fee, and require all private servers to at least use the base of it and also pay a fee
>>719439172implement sex in the game and force people to need a sub to have sex in the game
>>719439172>>719443613god i love evil women
>>719439172Use the million dollars to make a single player game set in the WoW universe because I hate MMORPGs and their style of gameplay and how they make money and make players addicts.
>>719439172>what do?Steal breast milk out of the breakroom fridge and bully the women and trannies in the creative department.
I wonder if japs play wow?
>>719439172>buy shares>fire everyone>profits go up 1000% due to no salaries needing to be paid>line go up>sell all shares>company goes under a year later>not my problem
Simple, alternative expansion that shows the way WoW could have gone if Burning crusade never happened. There were heaps of plotlines in vanilla that were practically begging for their own expansion instead.
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>>719439172I can't wait for someone to make a whole movie like this.make it happen, ai prooompters!
>>719439172Thanks for the money lmao
>>719440049Shaving body hair is as much as a feminist thing as wearing bras is. That is to say, feminists burned bras as a matter of course back in the day.In case you don't get what I'm saying, body hair shaving is considered a patriarchal beauty standard by the vast majority of feminists, which is why you see so many feminists with gross hairy pits, chin stubble, and, you guessed it, pubes.
pocket the money and invest it all into Fallout 76
alright i dont know shit about wow furthest i got was 1 raid and level 73 troll hunter in wotlk in the remastered classic but i would try to force as much world pvp as possible. >no battlegrounds >high AND mid level shit only drops in contested areas >Weekly raids to determine a weekly buff to vendors for each side (they will sell valuable ores and a mcguffin that lets you raid) if you want to pve you gotta pvp >remove any and all quick levels>also fuck it another cata idk anything about modern wow so i think its better if i work with a fresh start not ontop of a tower of duct tape i know nothing about
>>719439172Masculine face
>>719444315Now just imagine that you could get their characters pregnant after ganking them in world PVP
>>719439172It wouldn't even take 1 million just take the current budget and fire everyone and hire right wing chuds. Don't let them put politics in the game and bam! A new golden age
>>719439172Getting rid of that creature for starters.
>>719439172fire anyone that has any mention of being inclusive or was hired on after TBCask everyone who worked on the original to TBC to come back offer them a percentage of what the game makes as compensation and payanything that sounds fan-fic and whomever wrote it is immediately firedpocket the 1 million plus a small percentage of subs as pay
vulpera sex, and then shut the game down
>>719439172I used to think she was so hot
>>719439172Easiest way to save World of Warcraft - the Scourge is technically still around except now there is no Lich King they have different groups like the Forsaken all doing their own thing. Have an extinction event happen that kills off everyone, living and undead, all because of the Cult of the Damned's mechanisms, leading to a world without war and a world of peace. The story will end with new forms of life surviving after many years of peace (like murlocs or kobolds), and other races will emerge to combat them. Now you've got the set-up for WoW2 or Warcraft 4.
>>719439172>>719439226I don't think I'd need that much money, assuming that I have access to the game's current budget. The game is probably way over the necessary budget as it is. I'd start by just firing everyone and hiring a new staff. I'd have almost no writing team since the story/setting is no longer salvageable, and the game was best when the story was more background lore than anything. I'd revert any of the censored art. I'd set the art team to work on slutmogs. I'd rip out and redesign any system that was blatantly just sabotage from malcontent employees (the whole PVP rating system to start with). Going forward, I would focus on making content that has no huge over arching stories, just cool zones, with small storylines that are interesting. I'd also focus on keeping combat simple and fast, which I do think is one of the better things that the game has going for it right now.
>>719439172you cant. this is why its so important for an MMO to always establish well designed base content/expansions with the future in mind. once the game gets too big, it becomes too impossible to go back and fix everything. you can add, but you cant just fix everything.ff14 had the same problem taking so many shortcuts in 2.0, and in turn hurt future contents potential.then they took shortcuts trying to fix the problems with 2.0, leading to more problems, until weres not at DT, and the games dead because of all those shortcuts.yes they got a decade out of the game, but it was able to keep going, had they just not relied so heavily on those shortcuts.
>>719439172Increase the amount of highmountain tauren girls and officially add the Mile High Club.
>>719439172fire everyone and use the money to pay out severance
>>719439172>fire the faggots and trannies>rehire the breastmilk stealers>do another blizzcon and hire a bunch of hot cosplayers>pull an FF14 and nuke the entire world and start over before at least shadowlandsThere. It won't be an immediate fix, but it's a start
>>719440210>joining a guild like thattry making your own or finding a real guild. any mmo we play we don't recruit women including fake ones.
>>719449752no it would not at all, the biggest issue from boomer gamers now is no time to play. thats why retail works for their 1-2 hour playtimes.Im forever mad at faggots in the archeage classic discord bitching they cant keep up since they are a dad now and cant play 7 hours a day. well tough shit maybe mmos are not for you /endrant
>>719458562>>rehire the breastmilk stealersThey weren't good devs either
>>719439172You can't. Blizzard is too far gone. The closest would be to wipe the game and restart it from the beginning with a new design philosophy.Horizontal gear progression, less focus on the trinity and less homogenization of classes. Bring back supports from Everquest/FFXI and focus on classes that either enhance the party or debuff the enemy. Less focus on raw numbers and more focus on comp specific strategies for end game content. Raid bosses should be a puzzle to figure out not a stat check with addons holding your hand.
>>719439226OPEN AIHIRE THIS MAN
>>719439172hire a hitman to kill all blizzard troon devs and women along with every single diversity hire
>>719439172>>You have $1MILLION DOLLARS to save World of WarcraftI don't need it.Fire a fuck ton of people mostly women.Fixed
wow housing will kill sims
>>719439172I'd immediately fire every Blizzard employee and then stop working.
>>719442156The amani have different bodies from normal trolls now so they aren't just a new color of troll.
assumi
>>719439172I take the million and get the fuck out of there. Maybe pitch them some bullshit about love and friendship as leading topics that will save them and then leave this shit for good. Unsalvageable.
>>719439172Shut down the servers, no refunds, and take wows reveneu and the million to make warcraft 4. Also wow is retconned, we would be starting from frozen throne.
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>>719460950
>>719460583>females have no titsAs a pure troll player this gives me zero incentive to resub.
>>719439517>THANKFULLYYEAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN CRIPPLE THEM ALL
>>719439172Made for BOC
>>719460717canine penis magnet
>>719460583What the fuck, they look like someone tried to fuse a troll and an orc.
>>719439172Bring back slut mogs and custom wow models
>>719439281a million is a drop in the hat for blizz
>>719461330>Bring back slut mogs and custom wow modelsthey removed them?
>>719462925they removed them only for women
>>719439172I would simply pocket the money and let the IP rot. No amount of money can save WoW, it needs to fold in on itself and collapse before anything of worth and merit can be rebuilt from its ashes.
>>719439517>THANKFULLY that character is disabled!>It would be COOL if a character was CRIPPLEDThis is how they look at a person's inability to walk
modern wow feels smaller and emptier than ever, delves really fucked this up as everyone is stuck inside their personal little holes instead of running around in the open world. maybe this new prey shit will help.
>>719460452No point if Xala'toes doesn't visit your home
>>719439427While I agree that limiting flying mounts is a solid direction, I'm not sure completely removing them is a good idea.In any case, I think you have some good building blocks for this question. Player-made quests, customized items and so on.That said, I don't think Blizzard is in any way happy with a notion that people can create stuff in their games ever since the whole MOBA genre thing in Warcraft. They'd limit player input out of spite at this point.
>>719439172just hire good artists like Wei Wang.
>>719439172Add a sentient feral bodytype races class that exclusively reproduce with human men
>>719439517I never saw a more punchable account than this Portergauge faggot.
>>719439172I tell them that all that need to do is add more blacks, gays and women. They'll believe me because that's what they want to hear, and I get to leave with my million dollars
>>719439172Turn it into a gacha game
>>719463519What's he doing these days?
>>719463519Not sure i want to hire a guy that founded Imagendary Studios, that after 3 years laid off most of it's staff and never released a single game.
>>719463716as long he just draw, why not?
>execute the entire writing team on a livestream>ban middle eastern IPs from EU servers
>>719439172Put as much gay shit as possible into the game, then put it into legacy mode. That way retail faggots will stay there and work on a non-pozzed WoW 2 can finally begin.
>>719439172spend the money hiring people to firebomb blizzard offices to the ground (in a videogame)
>>719463489It's a strange decision, considering they could be skimming off of devs like turtlewow not to mention the people who would actually be from western countries and good at modding instead of eastern euros that can try to dodge their lawsuits. Hence why I said either custom content focus or a realistic-styled mmo is the future. I don't think people will accept a WoW 2 in the same dated cartoony style, people want to return to seriousness and it's just impossible with the visual design language they made for retail after MOP. I brought up diablo as a potential example because while I haven't played diablo 4 and heard it sucks, it's actually the style I figured a future Warcraft game would look like: grounded and gritty like the early CGI cutscenes for WoW
>>719464470>spoilergoodjob britbro you managed to save yourself
>>719464506my federal spy doesn't like it when i get uppity
>>719439172Hire a crack team of 5 dudes and fire everyone else/move them to some other team. They can be called back in once everything has been mapped out and the grunt work needs to begin.
>>719464470>>719464506The "in minecraft/in a video game" thing doesn't actually hold up in court if someone decides to press charges against you, several people have been convicted.
>>719464620yore fucked mate big time>>719464470
>>719464620not with that attitude
delete M+
>>719464620
>>719443613>That's my good boy
>>719439172I spend the 1million removing every questline, patch, voice file, lore tidbit, character, related to Elves (every single one) from the game.Complete purge.I now mandate a rule that the current dev team are banned from using Elves, creating anything that resembles and Elf and force them to actually write for the 30+ other races they keep abandoning when it comes to plot
What about these 4, /v/?What happens to them in your master plan?
>Lead Quest Designer>Assistant Lead Quest DesignerWhat do they do all day? How bloated is current Blizzard?
>>719439172Classic+WotLK clientLevel cap is 100, with entire world levels redesigned, and with early raids starting as soon as level 30, and the last ones (ICC, SWP) at 90Leveling is slower than ever, so on higher levels every span of 10 between new raids takes weeks of raiding, running 5mans and doing quests. 90-100 takes almost as much time as 1-90. Every fully explored and cleared zone now gives you unique high quality loot as a reward. Previously near-empty zones like Azshara finally get proper content.Professions give experience, with more questlines letting you master them, unlocking options to craft legendary items, upgrade tier tokens to higher levels and so on. With mining you can now find maps to dig for randomized mini-dungeons with rare loot and materials, herbalism also lets you cut trees and gives access to a personal garden, skining becomes survival, where you are asked to track and hunt rare beasts/dragons/monsters in each zone Monster Hunter style (only on higher levels, so you return to let's say Elwynn Forest at like 40 to hunt), and turn trophies into exclusive gear.Just let people roam around with more horizontal progression options.
>>719464926Fuck/marry/kill
i spend one million dollars paying homeless people to hunt down and rape former wow developers
>>719465327This is all fucking awful. You’d get a better experience with horizontal gear progression like pre wow mmos had. Instead of being stat sticks gear and rewards were unique items with traits and abilities that would have niche uses. One item would never be outright superior.
>>719439172I go buy a house and invest the rest then send a global announcement to all WoW players online telling them to kill themselves
I'd pay someone more competent to design and code my LUA mods for me
>>719439172scrap ittime for Worlds of Starcraft (see what I did with the plural there?)
>>719439172>1 MILLION DOLLARShttps://youtu.be/EJR1H5tf5wE
>>719439172Give that elf pubes.
>>719459467They are way better than whoever the fuck are in now
make it f2p with heavy restrictions to encourage people to buy the full thing however people would still be able to que for battlegrounds and play arena, raids not allowed above heroic unless you buy the full thing.transmog blocked as wellphone number verification required in case of tos violation (hacks) you get tracked for every account you own and get permbanned on all of them
>>719467547>cataclysm>warlords of draenor
>>719467572you know frogposter.. you are alright
>>719460583>you can play as male or fatter male
>>719467572None of these things fix the game except make it easier for bots and 3rd worlders to flood the game.
>>719439172A million dollars isn't enough to make a new MMO though.
>>719467787I would make a MUD with that money.
>>719467784you know that they are aware of bots and 3rd worldlers and are ok with it? it generates traffic and money who cares about some mad people its not like they leave
>>719449585>adjusting the complexity and difficulty of at least normal so that it can be completed by 15-20 decent players, so that people can invite players that are actually fun to hang out withThat's already the case. Join any casual boomer AOTC guild and you're gonna have 10 good players carrying 10+ shitters who are just there for the banter. You can raid 30 man but nobody does it because the framerate sucks.>changing it so that affixes add mechanics that you can take advantage of to be able to complete the dungeon with more efficiencyThey already did this, the Xalatath affixes give you a massive stat buff for 30 seconds if you complete them properly.>replace the timer with a limit on revivesTerrible idea, nothing would stop you from waiting for bloodlust between every single pack if the key level demanded it. They experimented with this by making the base timers more generous but increasing the death penalty and it made everyone seethe.>add more of thatThey keep putting sailor moon outfits and tranny thigh highs on the trading post.>those that involve a shitload of players working for a common goalAgreed, they nailed this with the soup event in Dragonflight. The problem with these outdoor events is that they're really laggy and stop giving meaningful rewards a few weeks into the expansion.
>>719439172buy lots of cocaine and hookers and hope for the best for the rest of you
>>719439172Pay a hitman to blow up blizz hq
>>719439172Announce EoS, take the money and run. This pozzed company isn't worth spending a cent on let alone a million dollars.
i pocket the money and tip all of it to a random Draenei Futa artist so that his house gets raided by the IRS
>>719439172Pick up Epoch WoW
>>719468465lol
>>719439172only 1 million dollars? well first i'd have to increase the budget by selling another shop mount, paypiggies will eat shit up
>>719468521>picking up that buggy piece of shit
>>719467784they already do thanks to the wow token
>>719439172i'd start pitching an idea then promptly get shut down and get told to listen and learn to the disabled overweight black woman because i'm too white and male to work at blizzard.
>>719468425when did blood elves get golden eyes and red hair? Is this their super saiyan form or something?
>>719442304and the only way to create a new character is through pregnancyso if you're an outcast you have to rape someone to make a new character
>>719468521Let it go. Wow is dead. Find another game, trust me it’s for the best. I tried private servers, I tried classic, sod, fresh, ultimately it ends with you realizing just how much the community is dead.
>>719468696when they fixed the sunwell at the end of TBC and long enough time passed for the fel taint to wear off
>>719468696liadrin is a blood knight
>>719468647holy shit, so they likely have some sort of diversity algorithm for hiring too, like they use with their games for creating new characters
>>719439172tranny game generals belong in >>>/vg/
>>719439281That wouldn't even pay Bobby's tip
>>719468838and you're surprised after they released a character for wow with a perfect diversity score?
>thinking a million would amount to anything worthwhileehl oh ehlThe very first step that needs to be taken to fix wow is getting rid of most of the suits. Especially the guy that nepo'ed his niece into lead writer and started the downfall of wow as we knew it.>>719468721What if I play undead? It's relatively hard to impregnate someone when you're a skeleton.
>>719439172whooa mama
>>719468909This character was so bad even after giving her a chance. She is just the typical "Never give up ya'll!" Mary sue type and nothing much else to say about her. Being a Lothar also just makes no sense no matter how the shills spin it
>>>/vg/>>>/vg/>>>/vg/>>>/vg/>>>/vg/
>>719468829all Blood Elf paladins are Blood Knights
>>719469017>Joey TrollSlayer says, "Hey let's not get too carried away, our culture is no better than anyone else...yes not even the trolls, who I regretfully have waged an unjust war against!"
>>7194391721 mil isn't nearly enough to fix the troonery and subversion going on behind closed doors. 90% of the company needs to be replaced
i dont. instead i make warcraft 4
>>719439172Introduce lewd a lewd gacha skin system. Get the equivalent of OP but it costs you $80 to guarentee getting it but if you spend $20 theres a 0.1% chance you might get it and if you spend $40 theres a 1% chance, then a 5% chance at $60.
>>719439172Cancel WoW.Make WarCraft IV instead.Also if I want to add elements from WoW, then only the few actual good ones.
>>719469113100% would
>>719439172No amount of money can save wow, it's the developers they hired that is the problem. They hate their audience.bunch of childless feminsits
>>719468647Why doesn't this faggot just retire? he can't like working at this shitty company now. is he jewish or something to be this greedy, surely he has enough money by now.
>>719468954>It's relatively hard to impregnate someone when you're a skeleton.not an issue with Sylvanas
>>719461020based blue oyster cult enjoyer
>>719455108Thats nonsense every feminist bitch I know shaves
>>719439172Wow used to be edgy and sexy, now it's gay and lame.
>>719439792That's only because of the incompetence of managers
>>719469472And how, pray tell, would I impregnate Sylvanas if I'm a living skeleton that doesn't have a dick. You do know that, despite the boner euphemism, there aren't any bones in your dick right?
>>719440059Proudmoore is one of the servers I never accept party requests from.
>>719469713get creative with it
1mil has nothing on glowie money
>>719440774Asking the real questions
>>719449585>It would also help to replace the timer with a limit on revives to disincentivize stressful rushingThey sent a survey around a year or so ago about making this change and all the M+ spergs lost their shit, even though it would be a massive improvement. Delves are the experiment with this kind of difficulty mechanic instead of timers. It works great, M+ just has the worst fucking autistic playerbase and won't allow them to change the format at all, even if it would be an improvement
>>719439281he's right. Factor in wages, licenses, equipment, rights to music/assets.
>>719460452>they deliberately implemented an HOA systemGoing to be the worst fucking MMO housing ever just because of that alone. What a retarded fucking decision.
>>719439172Buy 1 million cans of coke and drink them all at once.
>>719470219weren't they just monitoring how and what people communicated through wow?they were worried people could use systems like that to send messages to each other about bad stuff
>>719469017>being proud of your legacy is BAD!>(but only if you are white)i hate pathetic liberal women so much its insane
>>719469419The possible replacements for him are even more incompetent than he is. They're probably giving him incentives each year to stay on, lest the game get even worse than it is now
>>719460583>Another shitty race that no one will playAdd them to the pile with the Mechagnomes, Earthen and Kul Turan.
>>719468838>black guy, steroid woman and white manlet>black guy is the least diverse out of the bunch and the white manlet is the most diverseFUCKING KEK
Replace current shit writers. Make the game less easy by not handing out high level gear so easily. Remove level scaling and all single player content. Fire any woke staff. Some how retcon Shadowlands and what it does to Arthas.
>>719472205He's an armless midget, anon. How many of those have you seen in a game and compare that to random niggers who have no personality.
>>719472267>Some how retcon Shadowlands and what it does to Arthas.Just say that the whole Shadowlands thing was bullshit, not the real afterlife. Just some bullshit set up by the "First Ones" to farm souls by funneling them into that shithole instead of allowing them to move into the real afterlife. Then say that the troon they put in charge over there was incompetent and the whole thing exploded shortly after we left. Problem solved.
>>719472301>a game with 10 crippled white guys is more diverse than a game 10 different races according to woke diversity-meterI fucking love woke leftoids so much, they truly are greatest racists who ever walked this earth
>>719472379there's been an easier solution long since BFA: Everything was just one long retarded fever dream of Nzoth as he was coping with dying.Or hell, make it so BFA itself was also him brainraping everyone and he's still alive.
>>719439517What’s wrong with the Nezzie one?
>>719439172>ezgif-4715591e563d48.webmdo you retards really not know how to use ffmpeg? i can make webms on my phone ffs.
>>719469017World of Warcraft is a video game and this is /v/. Go fuck yourself!
>>719439172The biggest problem with WoW isn't the gayness or feminism it's the day-to-day stuff. Even if you replaced all the woke stuff with the manliest metal to ever exist you'd still have a game where people raidlog, grind worthless FOMO garbage, buy pets in the cash shop and bots run rampant because there are no GMs keeping them in line. The rot is inside the company, you'd have to fire nearly everyone and bring in young passionate people with a vision like the original team that made vanilla. I doubt you can find those people and even if you could they're sure as hell not going to work for a measly 1 million.
>>719473940B A S E DASED
would you forgive her?
>>719474297With every inch
>>719474297No and she's literally rotting her vag definitely has magots in it.
>all this hate>yet you pay them sub free every single monthcuckmax
>>719474560i disagree with both things you said
>>719474819I don't care corpse fucker. She's a fucking corpse.
>>719474945your point?
>>719474975maggots
Is there a reason why every Forsaken looks decomposed and in constant misery, but Sylvanas gets away with just having grey skin?
>>719460583Trannies and Ugly Women REALLY ruins everything.
>>719468425how the fuck did they manage to make the ESO High Elf girl which is literally liv tyler look better than her
>>719475198She's a main character and up until very recently Blizzard were keenly aware that sex sells so there was no point in not giving her a hot body. Plus her WC3 model was not decomposing so it's true to that version of her.
>>719474560She isn't decomposing, she was brought back to life, and second she was brought back to life but She is now your mainlander dunmer who praises almalexia.
>>719475631I'm pretty sure she is a banshee possessing her old body. Which is dead and rotting.
>>719439172>1MILLION DOLLARSGod WoW playeres are stupid.
>>719474819amazing lips
>>719475490>liv tylerNo
>>719475706Big lore characters get special treatment, Arthas is pretty much dead in WC3 but his body isn't decomposing.
>>719475198>>719475538pretty sure on retail you can have forsaken without visible bones now
>>719475706Is not, her case was the same as Arthas courtesy of Ner'Zhul himself and Kel Thuzad.plus her body transforms into a banshee.he ripped her soul, and put her back.then comes fucking shitterlands and the j'lor resurrects her for good, but she is now a dunmer.>>719475859that was 2001, in 2013 she aged fast if you saw norton's hulk.
>>719460583Who could possible pick these over Darkspear or Zandi?
>>719439172Use the money as kindling to set fire to it, granting it the sweet release of death. This is the kindest thing that could be done with any amount of money.
>>719475987>then comes fucking shitterlands and the j'lor resurrects her for good, but she is now a dunmer.>*violent vomiting sounds* I had no idea. >that was 2001Yeah when she played an elf.
>>719439172Delete it and keep the million dollars to myself
>>719476126Believe it or not, actors are not their roles. If they were talking about a specific role they'd say what movie/show. Or use the character they portrayed's name.
>>719468909>>719468995I like it her like that. I think it’s okay to have a character like this just as long as she’s tempered by this personality. Instead she’s extremely powerful and shows a fondness for battle which doesn’t make sense given her personality and the way she talks. I honestly like the voice actor but the design of that character is so abysmal it makes it impossible to even mention positive things about it, which is just her voice actor.I’d give her more of a chance if she was more of a mommy and less of a boss. I could see the vision with her, give Anduin a wife who is pure as fuck and then take her away from him to force a real villain arch on the alliance
>>719476250Lissen you faceblinid Jeet, that fucking elf doesn't look like Liv Tyler at any fucking age. That's my point. I was using her playing an elf since the bitch in the fucking picture was also an elf. THANK YOU SAAR!
>>719439172Embezzle it and move to japan
>>719439172use the money to execute every blizzard employee and let the private servers take over
>>719439172>1 million dollarsgoing straight into my breast milk budget
>blizzdrones defending manadrin
>>719476598Trannys replacing trannies? No, I’d hand it over to metzen and give him full creative control after I personally retcon everything about wow after legion with patch 13.0 (a mysterious man appears in stormwind and moves across Azeroth, easing everyone’s minds, and he kill himself so it can’t be undone)
>>719439172>option 1Allow model/animation mods complete with a ripoff of the XIV mare mod put in the game as a baseline addon. XIV is now dead, the ERP gooners are enslaved to your will, and WoW will reign eternal.>option 2Unapologetically steal Turtle WoW after suing the shit out of them and use it as a baseline for classic+, do not let a single retail dev near it. Rake in boomer nostalgiabucks until a bad apple worms its way into the dev team and adds their furry OC or something similarly egregious.
>>719475974Arthas wasnt dead though...?What the fuck lolHe was never zombified. The fact that in ICC he's "Undead" is fucking retarded. Once the helmet comes off in the end cinematic you see he was very much alive. This is why Arthas actually did everything wrong btw. He was fully cognizant of all his actions literally until putting the Helmet on.
>>719439172I'd pocket the money and give total creative control to some east-asian developer.
>>719439172I'd delete it and keep the million dollars to myself
>>7194391721 million is barely enough to hire like 5 devs for one year (medical, taxes and other shit) lol, without any space to work in or equipment or licensesThe fuck is 5 devs gonna do for you in 1 year
>>719469017it's a shame because that screenshot is the first time I've ever seen a nuWoW 3d model that wasn't vomit-inducingly blocky and shitty.
>>719477302Wrath used Golden's retarded book.Arthas ripped his own heart
>>719477302His soul was taken from him and after killing Mal'ganis he fucked off into the frozen wasteland of Northrend for who knows how long. Maybe we're supposed to believe that he's immune to hypothermia and that he regularly found animals to kill and eat during that time, but the simpler explanation is that he's just dead. I think novel fluff confirms it but even if you just go by WC3 stuff it makes way more sense that he's dead.
>>719477590>His soul was taken from him and after killing Mal'ganisuhh but it wasnt though? are you saying that a random dreadlord is 100% correct all the time? A dreadlord saying that the sword that has to kill people to take their souls took someone's soul without killing them... PROBABLY makes the dreadlord incorrect. And we've already seen how incorrect dreadlords can be (Mal'Ganis).
>>719477590>Maybe we're supposed to believe that he's immune to hypothermiaHis armor is lined with fur.
>>719477692Are you seriously disputing that the Lich King claimed Arthas' soul in favor of an explanation that boils down to "Tichondrius COULD HAVE lied, therefore all sources claiming Arthas' forfeited his soul are false"?>>719477828That's his new armor though, he was still in his Paladin kit when he ran off into the frozen wasteland after the end of the human campaign. He's Undead in the Scourge campaign. Most likely he just died in Northrend and after that he's an Undead Death Knight. The only other explanation is that he went full survivalist in a frozen wasteland just so his physical body could stay classified as a living human for... what reason exactly?
>>719478235He’s a death knight. He had the eyes and anyone trying to dismiss that is play head canon games
>>719478849>He had the eyesNot sure what you mean
>>719439238LOL, this.
>>719478917Death knights have a specific set of eye colors, they all share the lich kings phantom blue eyes. That’s how you can identify a DK even if they dress up as a paladin
>>719473940didn't ask. you're not here to talk about videogames. take your dead troonslop to /vg/
>>719439172it's crazy blizz kept this stupid game alive for so long. should have made wow 2 10 years ago on a modern engine.
>>719439172give myself a million bonus and quit
>>719439172You have to keep in mind that current Blizzard actively(haha) doesn't want to do anything that we would enjoy
>>719455365The things that made the saddest was how every server became more and more skewed to whichever side was dominant. See if you started on a 55/45 server with a few more horde, horde would win a little bit more often than alliance. But as time passed more horde would show up and fewer alliance, because people like winning. And so most pvp servers became almost universally alliance or universally horde.I think they should have tried to fix this instead of profiting from server transfers then deleting pvp servers completely with their current setup.
>>719439172End the game at legion. Fire all the staff. Post a cinematic on all official channels that after legion the rest of Azeroths story that was told was through a timewalking story of a stinky old gnome who hates every one called screwbag McTranay, and all the kids gather around say that story stinks and they all get up and run outside. Outside we follow a leaf that lands in Malfurions brother who is reflecting on Illidan and his sacrifice and says out loud “is this really the only way?” To khadgar and magni. It seems the world soul can be healed with other fragments of world souls. The rest of the alliance/select horde leaders are planning an invasion of a planet relatively young. They need to pilfer its world soul to save Azeroth. New faction announcement after that, with a new game. Then i quit.
>>719439172bro its a game from 20 years ago its overid check whoever the top current indie devs are and give them 1 mil to develop warcraft 4 that continues where warcraft 3 left off with very mild references to vanilla wow's world/characters
>>719479187Lied? No, he could’ve just been wrong. What is it with assuming any and all characters are always giving correct information? Malganis thought the Lich King was luring Arthas into a trap. Dreadlords CAN be mistaken. >>719478235Arthas had normal eyes the entire time he was a DKBecause he wasn’t dead. You DID actually play WC3 right?
>>719482296Wrong anon but dreadlords are always lying so it’s hard to believe or even consider anything they say to mean anything. Their purpose is deception and they fill that niche very very well
>>719482296>Arthas had normal eyes the entire time he was a DK>Because he wasn’t dead. >You DID actually play WC3 right?Where are you getting this "blue glowing eyes = undead" from? No other DK has them in WC3 and Arthas doesn't get them until he merges with the Lich King.
>>719482296>>719482486Arthus is not dead until Tirion literally kills him. What are you guys even arguing about?
>I like to wear boring armor.>It's plainness feels right and it helps me stand out.>I wish they would return to a Vanilla style of armor and weapons.
>>719482550We're talking about WC3 lore, not WoW lore
>>719482486>Where are you getting this "blue glowing eyes = undead" from?wotlk cinematic probably
>>719482712It’s the same lore dude. I understand you want them to be separated because of current state of affairs but it’s not. It’s all the same continuity. Arthus is not dead or reanimated in anyway. When Tirion confronts him in Ice Crown, he kills Arthus.
>>719481563This is just weird. What do they even mean with this? That erotic painting somehow do not (or no longer) exist in their world?Genuinely unbelievable.
>>719482820I loved Tirion man. The voice actor was legendary and he must have seen the awful lore and writing building up and complained. So they unceremoniously killed him off in which was one of the most disrespectful deaths a main character has ever gotten.
>>719439172>Sack all the women>Kill my self by snorting 1M worth of cocaine and cocaine derivativesFuck WoW
>>719439517>>719481131>>719481201i havent touched the game in 17 years and holy fuck seeing this am i glad i quit when i did. i couldnt imagine being 5+ years invested into an mmo character with friends/a guild in the realm and slowly helplessly watching blizzard do this to the gamethis reinforces my idea that sequalism is cancer in gaming. a game should have at most 1-2 expansions released within 3 years MAX and no game should ever have sequels unless it's explicitly planned as a duology/trilogy from day 1.
>>719470756delves are terrible though?Death count instead of timer means DPS players dont need to do their job properly to be successful while healers have to work much harder, theres no justification for it
>>719439172I NEED TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK WOW IS STILL RELEVANT BY PUSHING MULTIPLE THREADS PER DAY OR I'LL LOSE ITI NEED TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK WOW IS STILL RELEVANT BY PUSHING MULTIPLE THREADS PER DAY OR I'LL LOSE IT
>>719483146Meanwhile OG threads are shot on sight during euro day time and still get to bump limit
>>719482809He already had those eyes by the end of WC3, he gets them when he fuses with Ner'zhul.>>719482820If you want to go by WoW lore then Arthas is already turboundead by the time Tirion defeats him in ICC, Arthas has literally carved out his heart by that point, and no, it's not the same lore. The original argument is centered around what we know from a WC3 standpoint so fluff novels that were written later or other games in the same universe that expand upon the lore as not applicable.
>>719483323i meant this
>>719482994Just say you were too shit to keep up instead of coping, we all know you quit when the game got harder
>>719483543not really i just got bored. i mostly did arena/battlegrounds at the time and had a good team but then one of the guys quit and i couldnt be assed to go look for a good arena teamspent some time experimenting alts, fucking around/exploring got bored and cancelled my subscription
>>719483541They were undead, active and shuffling about before they got a blue makeover, without rewatching the cinematic don't they get that showing shit in their mouths too? I wouldn't read too much into it, it's probably just meant to look cool and demonstrate how gigantic the undead horde is when more and more of it gradually glows with blue whatever.
>>719484397the whole thing probably comes from that desu. from the wrath cinematic, i mean. sindragosa too, there's blue lights all over her
>>719439172>sell it to the chinese>keep the 1$million dollarseasy money
>>719439172Gut and prune all rotations by 50%, implement a PVP mode where all gear is set to a specific ilvl like CMs, and ban all add-ons that impact anything like monitoring. Maybe weak auras can stay to some extent or random RP bullshit for those autists.I'd prefer if an expansion wasn't just the patch like it has been since Cataclysm, even late WOTLK, but that's too much to ask at this point.
>>719439172>what doMake Sylvanas 40 ft tall.
>>719484929I bet I can fix her
>>719483236wow is a janny approved game. "no generals" is an arbitrary rule that only exists for games that turn into cesspit threads like your troon erp avatarfag gamecope and seethe about it
>>719484990Same, Sylvanas is built for resurrecting and making half-elf children with
>>719485080She isn't undead anymore, she got her soul back
you DID buy the midnight premium edition right anon? you learned your lesson from TWW, right? you aren't poor and you don't want to be perpetually 3 days and a whole weekly reset behind everyone... right?
Retcon all of Madeleine Roux's shitty writing and all shipping crap from the game.
>>719485151this was so fucking kino
>>719439172Pocket the money and let it fail because I don't play WOW.
>>71948492940 ft tall Jaina could take her.
>>719485238GO PLAY SOMETHING ELSE
>>719484846skill issue: the post
>>719485657>no white human malehmm
>>719485657It all looks like shit, honestly how can anyone turn this over with approval. To me it seems like anything that has quality to it is deleted or destroyed
I couldn't imagine having ugly granny trannies so rent-free in my head that I save all these pictures to "show how much I don't like them" whenever I can
>>719485834kek how is he doing after his transition? Did the wife bar him from seeing his child?
>>719485829you mean the devs? the devs that take your sub money?
Dios mio...
>>719485767there is one front left
>>719485895he trooned out exactly because his wife couldn't handle his autism anymorenow he's hiding behind troonerism so people don't call him out for the shitty person that he is
>>719486029that's a kul tiran
>>719486132and kul tiras is a human kingdom
>>719486029>fat people>humanfunny joke
i look like this
>>719486205>jew tries to use weasel wordssorry not taking the bait
>>719486261Are you telling me Jaina isnt a human?
>>719485238
>>719486027"I'm literally being genocided"
>>719439172Pay hacker to find IP address of every WHORED player and then DDOS them so they can't play anymoreThere you go, WoW is saved.
>>719486339for someone who makes a career on hating whitey she sure looks awfully pale
>>719486460LMAOalliance players don't play the gameall you troons do is erp in goldshire all daythere's a reason every single world first is a horde kill except for meme raids like ruby sanctum
>>719486593>there's a reason every single world first is a horde killbecause the best racials are in hored and tryhards choose thatbut aesthetically most of horde is shit and nobody would choose it without racials
>>719439172Buy a $1M dumpster, toss it in and set it ablaze.
>>719486773"let me break every single cc in the game with one button" - alliance racial."vanish" - alliance racial.literal 10% less grind required - alliance racialshut the fuck up troonlliance. you troons are just shit at the game and the fact you still lose AV games despite your perfect bottleneck with that stupid bridge is just all the evidence i need
>>719486773i remember when alliance had the best racials and everyone rolled elf because of legolas
they should remove power from racials
furtranny leftistslop game generals belong in >>>/vg/
they should give me a Night Elf wife
>>719487052here
>>719487467
>>719487082Bad gamer just nerd raging. Why pick up a title you know you won’t like because you heard others liked it? Niggahs like this don’t deserve any kind of creative roles.
>>719485475>>719485539>>719485595>>719485657we get it, you like saving faggots on your device. They've played the game retard, they've already seen most of this.
>>719439172Tweak art style so it looks less fucking retarded.
>>719489602>funding troon games is ok when we do it
>>719486936Dude, all of the top raiding guilds were Alliance until MoP started making raids that specifically worked with Horde Racials. ToT being the main one, because they made most of the bosses Beasts which Trolls at the time just got like a free 5% DPS on them.They nerfed Horde racials eventually, but not until after everyone switched sidesz
>>719489872>Dude, all of the top raiding guilds were Alliance stopped reading right there. silence, retard.
>>719489872Kek imagine being such a faggot you need to race change to feel competitive. Is this how Indians and Jews perceive the world? If only they could just swap to gain the benefits when it suits them! Horde has the essence of Warcraft built into them. NuBlizzard worked very hard to dismantle that though
>>719489929Method literally were Alliance until MoP you cocksucker
>>719460583>different bodies from normal trollsBecause it's a fucking Orc skeleton, another another reused old skeleton. Yay.
>>719439172Spend the money lobbying the Californian government to work with the Chinese government to get blizzard bought out by a chinese company.It's only 1 million dollars so you can't really make a AAA game out of it, all you can do is shift who owns the IP.If I were to make a game though, it would be something like this.>Gameplay emphasis is shifted towards non-combat activities (crafting, trade, infrastructure, silly gimmicks, etc). Combat would be a means to an end not the end in itself.>Keep the story focused on the Alliance vs Horde conflict, and ensure that players are only a small part of it who can only make insignificant differences when teaming up. If there are supernatural threats then make the players the support system for the main story characters.>Identify and replace anti-social systems with pro-social ones: designated flying zones separate from land travel zones, tie character growth to trade, sharing, buffing, and group activities (even if you have to make normal enemies really hard to solo).>Modernize (but don't change) the character models. The art style works perfectly, but the character models are still low poly. Especially compared to porn artists.>You can still have dungeons, but get really creative with them to ensure its not just a gear+action+rotation check.Basically turn WoW into Eve Online mixed with Stardew Valley.
All video game generals belong on /vg/
>>719479342Cry about it or offer an alternative to WoW if IO want to play WoW. I'll wait.
>>719491239>alternative to WoWstop playing MMOslop
>>719490508>Basically turn WoW into Eve Online mixed with Stardew Valley.Which means that it would be just be a playground for third world locust swarms.
>>719491282Still waiting.
>>719491512keep waiting faggot. you deserve the troon-ridden hellscape you're funding
>>719491425If they're encouraged to do the right thing then that's not a problem. More money for the company.
>>719440059>33sure thing
The 1 million goes directly into my bank account and I get full creative control.>second cataclysm>so large it severs all ties to all previous expansions>it time warps the players to WCIII alternative plotlines>Horde are Orc, Troll, and Tauren>Alliance are Human, Dwarf, and Nightelf>Horde and Alliance are not friendly>No more cross faction interactions outside of pvp>No more faggot leftist shit>old characters are gone, everyone starts fresh>All female models are made to maximize sexiness>MILK TRUCK dwarves tauren>Sexy and sensual elves and trolls>sexy tomboy orcs>virginal and pure humans>combat addons banned>auto rotation button removed>classes simplified and given unique characteristics that make them valuable>only 2 specializations per class>Raids against Burning Legion, Undead, Dreadlords, and Nerubians.>Final raid is to Northrend to stop Arthas from obtaining frostmourne>They succeed and a new alternative timeline is created for an expansion
>>719490508 you clearly don't like wow. maybe you should stop playing wow and play something that fits that description instead of subverting the whole product to your whims?
>>719492213>If we have a bunch of east euro faggots running around destroying the game's economy and shitting up the place in general, that's fine as long as they bring in more money
>>719475198you mean like death knights?
>>719492701You reminded me that all non-Americans and Western Europeans are banned from NA and EU servers. There will be some real verification to ensure that only verified non-third worlders are allowed to play on those servers. A VPN will not work, and players can report suspected third worlders. They will have their own chink / jeet server.>>719492513
>>719439226A million is a team of 14 people on 34k salary for 2 years. What the fuck do you mean it's not enough? What kind of horseshit are you making?
>>719492580The suggestions were meant to resolve existing WoW criticisms:>An over emphasis on linear progression through the gear-raid cycle.>The decline of socialization in WoW.>The player being the center of the story and the focus on world-ending threats.>Out of date/unfasionable character models.To answer your question. Yes, I did stop playing WoW, though I still have good memories of it. OP asked a question and I gave an answer. If there is a better way to fix it, then I'm all ears.
>>719492701Yeah, that's fine.
>>719490508>It's only 1 million dollars so you can't really make a AAA game out of itjews have irreversibly poisoned the mind of the goyim. Nothing will improve until these people die.
>>719455806What is the point of hiring based on politics if you aren't going to let your employees put politics into the game? Like if you are banning politics from the development process what difference does it make whether or not the employees are chuds?I mean, I'm arguing leftoids should be driven out of all professional and social spaces, among other things, and that right wing politics SHOULD be in media, to be clear, but from your position I don't see why it matters.
>>719439172I pocket 70% and hire a bunch of people and let them try their best to fix it.
Fire all california writers, hire good writers and designers.
>>719493049It's because chuds are simply smarter and better people.
>>719493036wow shits out 15 million dollars with a single fucking mount. 1 million dollars isn't gonna influence shit. maybe they'll let you clean the bathrooms for a month for the privilege.
>>719493103Writers don't matter. Fire all of the writers and don't replace them.
>>719485238I remember people would be fired for acting out like this what happen to this company?
>>719460583Ive never seen a company so scared of breasts
>>719493113They are the only people. Leftoids aren't human.
>>719463702working on League of legends of all places
>>719468995>>719493137
>>719469017funnier when she says that the bandits have every right to do what they did cause muh past
>>719493492The question what happened to most companies. They have this oevr at Square enix, too. It seems doing bad PR on social media isn't bad anymore.
Dont you think we should ask for more then a million dollar?
WHICH WORLD OF WARCRAFT WOMEN ARE INTO BLACK MEN?
>>719494157none cause why would you lower yourself to black men in a world with so many different races to choose from
>>719493926>It seems doing bad PR on social media isn't bad anymore.you can thank wendy's for this
>>719443613whers that from b-baka
>love WoW>hate Blizzard
>>719494731many such cases. that's what private servers are for
>>719465350kill/kill/kill/kill
>>7194391721 million nowadays is like one quest
>>719494157none. they're all into humans and elves
>>719439172I would commission a shitload of rule34 art, fire the DEI staff and remove all the DEI stuff inside of the game.
noname55 assumi
>>719439172>delete everything post WotLK>remove add-ons/macros/Lua>go on nice vacation with the $1 million
>>719439917Well kept and cute pubes are great, anon. What's disgusting is the smelly jungles lacking hygiene.Personally the little heart shaped pubes some girls do make me diamonds.
>he still plays retail wow
>>719500283Im enjoying MoP right now. A little boring compared to past expansions, but it's better than retail. Everytime I try toi even look at retail, I remember all the slop waiting for me.
>>719500507I’m play monk on MOP and retail and for some reason on retail my dps is always dog ass even though i know the class since old mop. When I play classic mop I’m doing really good damage and healing. I’m not sure what’s wrong with me my ilvl in retail is like 689 and i don’t come even close to the simcraft shit. Idk man! I Feel like a noob playing retail
>>719439172Which site let's me create these AI goon videos? I'm fine with paying
>>719439172sue russian trannies
Revert every inane censorship changeMake everything in the cash shop freeBring back all the FOMO contentPut High Elves on alliance (don't even give horde a race in return)
>>719439172No thanks.I'm having more fun with hosting a server for myself plus bots than I'd fare with retail.
>>719502464>don't even give horde a race in returnFuck you. Give me Ogres.
>>719476670NIXXIOM?
>>719481449I dont understand, why is wrong to have the belf girl doing that?
>>719504765I think the point is that they were lazy and removed the entire shoulder plate instead of just removing her hand.
>>719500283Retail is a more fun game than WoW has ever been. The window dressing just sucks.
>>719504990Even worse, he's missing that entire arm too.
>>719505652Thats the problem>dungeons suck>raids suck>characters suck>story sucks>setting sucksBut the gameplay is actually perfect.
>>719504765she's an independent woman etc etc
>>719439172>fire all women>make sure they'll never get hired ever again>apologize on public stage and shame hired woke agenda and faggots>reverse everything to older build>start with a new story, content, raids, dungeonssimple as
>>719505652>i lie to myself everyday over blizzard
>>719505904I'd be so open about hating women and politics, knowing that it wont make the game worse. If anything, it'll bring back more gamers.
>>719502760>I'm having more fun with hosting a server for myself plus bots than I'd fare with retail.qrd
>>719439917Shalom
>>719506179>download classic version (vanilla, tbc or wotlk)>install server program (from the link)>bots can be companions (your other characters) or NPC bots roaming around, fighting each other, joining your party if you want toRequires an extremely basic level of fiddling with config files, but other than that, it's pretty straight forward except for your companion bot (if you use one) as that needs some SQL knowledge to operate to its highest level, but you can survive without it.https://github.com/celguar/spp-classics-cmangos
>>719492913You're not getting great work for 34k.
>>719439172thinking a million is enough for an mmo is so cute
>>719494561from Shadowlands, lol
>>71949291334k gets you an untrained intern at best and you need at least 100 employees to get anything done. It's kind of crazy how clueless some of you are about the costs of AAA game development.
>>719506567Nta but I have done this and would recommend setting your drop rates higher, to offset the rather poor AH functionality, you can't always rely on it for gear or crafting supplies.Running your own server is so fucking comfy, I also recommend checking out Ashen Order repack, which is also WOTLK but includes additonal races after that point.At times it feels like playing Brazilian San Andreas, HD textures applied with very little artistic direction, but on the whole it's a solid enough experience and the backend is somehow less demanding than SPP, in that I can run AO on a 2021 laptop but I think SPP struggled
>>719456267>I don't think I'd need that much money, assuming that I have access to the game's current budget.You don't. You have one million and that's it.
What’s the class fantasy for Evoker supposed to be?
>>719511414deviantart furry
>>719439172>those thighs
>>719511403Then I don't do anything because that's not enough money to do anything with.
>>719439172The ideal female form alongside with shapely flat loli.
>>719510948 Based take, honestly. I messed around with SPP for a bit but yeah it felt like I needed a small datacenter to keep it smooth past level 40. Ashen Order is janky sometimes, but that slapdash charm kinda works when you're doing it solo with zero expectations. Between custom drop tuning and a few quality-of-life tweaks, it ends up feeling more like WoW Survival Mode with mods. Bonus points if you're autistic enough to script daily events or make your own questlines-actually makes the world feel alive again.
>>719505806>dungeons suck>raids suckSkill issue
>>719439172invest it all in vetting infrastructure for the playersthat's 90% of what's wrong with the game gone
>>719439172spend it on alcohol and whores
>>719492913Saar...>Just work 80 hour weeks for two years straight and still fail to meet the deadlineIt's an MMO that requires balancing not a single player game that goes into early access.
>>719439172she looks soft
>>719439172I put that 1M into personal accounts because 1M ain't saving shit. But I would save WoW by moving all elves to the Alliance, and start a genocide against the orcs and furries.
>>719439172made for BWC
>>719439172i am not reading 500 replies. has anyone mentioned how the hottest part of this webm is when the skin between her thigh and pelvic area folds whenever she puts her left leg forward?
>>719517023>But I would save WoW by moving all elves to the Alliance, and start a genocide against the orcs and furries.Don't forget the undead.
>>719517401Fine, just read this one:>>719490508
>>719517635>Don't forget the undead.And the undead.
>>719439172That pays for like 4 senior software devs in Irvine, California, for one year. That's before we even give them an air-conditioned office and game developing hardware.
>>719439172pay two hobos one million to kiss each other
>>719505652TRVE
>>719518047Then pay for software devs in less costly states.
>>719510948>>719513313>>719506567is it hard to run? im thinking of doing it
>>719439172that's the the salary of the 5 dei enforcement staff alone
Spend the entire 1 million on individually wrapped American cheese slices>leave them out in the sun until they go goopy>cover as much of the inside of the blizzard offices in orange tar as possibleThen I'd release another cash shop mount and rake in record profits. Hopefully whoever comes next will imitate the cheese thing thinking it had some effect.
>>719439172I hire a bunch of white nerds to make a different version of Warcraft after the Lich King, or maybe even before depending on what they want to do.
>>719439172>Spend like $200,000 on marketing>Use my name in all of it like I'm Cid Myer or some shit so I'm associated with WoW >Pocket $800,000>Golden parachute into Bungie or some other shitty studio C-suite
>>719518047If you actually want to run a successful business you can just have them work from home. Offices exist for real estate investment scams.
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