One of my coworkers yesterday told me that "GTA 6 is the only thing that's keeping him from suicide" and that once he beats GTA 6 he's going to kill himself and I haven't stopped thinking about this since
seems like a shit game to go out on but to each his own I guess
>>719439476That's me with Viva Piñata 3. Except Viva Piñata 3 is never going to happen so I'm probably never going to kill myself. I want to be wrong because I love Viva Piñata and the thought of dying.
A lot of people have their 'suicide games'Persona 5 used to be one of mine.
Sounds like a loserI hope he kills himselfI have my reason to live so lol
retards that say that kind of stuff never actually have the resolve
>>719439476Gay
GTA is normalfag slop.
>>719439476It's definitely the only thing I'm looking forward to desu, not really gonna care about many games after.
>>719439476GTA 6 is going to be so shit it'll save his life when he realizes he can't kill himself after suffering through that slop.
>>719439476If GTA 6 turns out to be shit, I... might hurt people.
What was your an hero game that you obviously was too pussy to commit to? For me, it was Kingdom Hearts 3
>>719440107Viva Piñata on PC with mod support would be fucking sick
>>719439476This reminds me of a redditor who felt sad about his friend, who passed away months before the release of some MCU film.
>>719440140I remember a lot of people planning to kill themselves after MGS5. Also KH3.
>>719439476you are a pathetic normalfag and your coworker too, you both should fucking kill yourselves together, now fuck off
>>719440734thats rude :(
>>719439476Let nature take its course.
>>719440107Is this game really THAT fun? I have it on Xenia atm and all I'm doing is moving a water can, planting seeds, and telling Pinatas to go into some sort of fuck machine. Where's the gameplay? I feel like I'm being gas lit with this game.
>>719439476Maybe you should tell someone.
What is it with normalfags and GTA, don't they know any other game?
I'm probably going to kill myself when my parents die. I feel like the least I can do for being a fuck up and not giving them genetic grandkids as the only son is have the decency to not also have them pay for my funeral costs.
>>719440183And what is it, lack of balls i assume?
>>719441324Because normalfags see it like some massive world-changing event even though it's just a fucking video game
>>719441101I liked the DS version but the xbox 360 version is total shit. Treats you constantly like a braindead child and has worse controls.
>>719439476tell him life is wonderful and he should live forever
>>719439476based. life is gay as fuck the jews ruined everything
>>719439476Tell him about Doom
>>719441457My oshi is still streaming
>>719439476We need to stop violent games like GTA
>>719439476He is not going to do it if he is telling everyone.
>>719441759>VtumorYou were never truly alive
>>719441759looks cute, who is this?
>>719439476Thats pathetic, gta hasnt been good since sa
>>719441759I wish people would keep it to themselves that they watch vtubers. Hardly anything else here is as depressing to read.
>>719441759will literally kill herself once phase cucknet explodes
>>719439476Can you blame him at this point?
>>719439476its a cry for help
>>719439476He may or may not, just try to nice to the guy. Probably through some ringer
>>719441895>Hardly anything else here is as depressing to read.I can think of a few things that can top it. Having a tulpa would be more dignified in the long run by comparison.
>>719441759how much have you donated in total?
>>719439476did you ask if you have can have his stuff?
>>719441867Kaneko Lumi>>719442213Never subbed nor donated
>>719442317wow she must really hate you
>>719442573I hope so bro
>>719441759I CANT BREATHE HOLY SHIT. I KNEW WE HAD SHITTERS ON THIS BOARD BUT NOT THIS LEVEL
If he played games that weren't complete shit he might not be suicidal.
>>719442317>Never subbed nor donatedwhat the fuck? why not?
>>719440484it was rdr2 for me. alot of things were great about it except for the shitty pandering and strong female type story. I had waited so long for an rdr sequel so I just endured it
>game ends up being shit>mass normalfag death as a result
>>719443616Because no one became rich by giving money away for free. But I will buy her merch
>>719444320What's your favorite GTA game :D
>>719441759>youtuber>youtuber, anime avatarthis generation is so fucking cooked lol
>>719443826>game gets unceremoniously banned>mass normalfag riot as a result
OP again. So I'm wondering. Should I get involved? I talked to my sister about it and she said I should tell HR at my job so they can get him some help. He's a really chill guy and so it fucked me up to hear he's suicidal. He seems to trust me because why would he tell me this? What if he actually does kill himself? Would I be a faggot for getting involved?
>>719439476Demand that Rockstar continues to delay the game or else a man will die.
>>719444709>A MAN'S LIFE IS AT STAKE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS>lol lmao
>>719444320Are you not into old movies?
>>719444671I'd personally just keep an eye on him for now and try to judge if he's really suicidal in the meantime. GTA6 is still a long ways away. It's likely he'll bring up it up again, and you can try probing him a bit. But I'm just a /v/irgin on the internet so what do I know.
>>719444671>you're both colossal faggot if you or your sister get HR involved
>>719444671>inb4 HR cunt eggs him own to do a flipWhoops
>>719439476Now the big problem with that is GTA is not the kind of game you play for the story, it's the kinda game that you play every now and then to blow off steam. So that kind of narrative-obsessed retardation proves we'll be better off with him dead and you should probably just kill him now anyway.
>>719444671>HR fires him for being a risky employee unless he gets on 10 different normal pills>If he's based he ignores the normal pills and gets fired anyway>If he's cringe he takes all the normal pills and ends up killing himself anyway because that's what those pills are designed to do>Both endings he can't afford GTA6 anymore and kills himself earlier
>>719444671>Should I tell da teacher that someone is about to do a heckin' wrongthink?NO, you fucking retard. The last thing anyone wants to see is your fucking employer calling you in to talk about your personal life.
>>719441101Do you like management/progression games in the first place?
>>719439476considering his shit taste it probably won't be much of lossliving for fucking GTA VI of all things, really nigga
>>719444671Since you're a frogposter, you'll only drive anyone you interact with closer to committing suicide. Consider killing yourself to spare your co-worker and any family members from having to continue to interact with a walking vegetable.
>>719444671Yes tell HR, hr is best suited to handle these situations.
>>719439476One of my coworkers yesterday told me that "GTA 6 is the only thing that's keeping him from suicide" and that once he beats GTA 6 he's going to kill himself and I look forward to it.
>>719439476bump
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>>719444671>Should I get involved?Coworkers aren't your friends, much less a guy who tells you such a thing, sounds more of an attention seeking, manipulative idiot to me.
I am like this but with TES 6 but I know chances are TES 6 is gonna be shit. Even still, TES is my favorite series ever so I can't kill myself until I play 6
>>719444671If you told HR on me over this petty shit I would genuinely never speak to you again because speaking with an HR cunt would genuinely make me want to kill myself.
>>719439476My life is actually pretty good right now so I will probably keep living after I play GTA6. Don't think there's any vidya in the foreseeable future I give a shit about though
>>719444671Absolutely the fuck not, HR are NOT your friends. They'll fire him for being a risk and then he'll actually kill himself.
I know someone that's implying it I think. Like when it got delayed he said something like "I don't even know if I'll be alive by then" guy is my age, 35 with no physical health problems so I can't think of what else he could possibly mean. Or he could just be making a light joke like the game is taking so long everyone is dying before it, but he does seem depressed.
>>719440484>Sucked so much anon couldn't kill xhemselfThat's kinda based
>>719444671just let Jesus take the wheel
>>719439476That's depressing. Couldn't even pick a good game, you just know the disappointment will do him in.
>>719439476Why do people lose their minds over GTA? They’re pretty fun games but people act like it’s the second coming of Christ every timeLike they’re not THAT good. What’s the appeal that makes people go crazy for it? I don’t get it
>>719444671DON'T TELL HR, they exist to avoid PR disasters for the company not to care about you. He'll likely just get fired. Listen I think you just be more friendly to him, maybe it'll make him feel less suicidal, maybe it won't do anything but at least you can bring some extra nice moments to his life if he does end himself
>I can't kill myself until I can play my heckin crime simulator game where I shoot people and run them over and steal thingswhy are normalfags like this?
>>719449394Suppressing man's natural desire to partake in and enjoy cringe causes untold damage to the spirit.
>>719439476>>719444671Gonna be honest. He’s attention seeking and wants to fuck you OP. I’m serious cause I do the same thing. I say things like I’m suicidal or so lonely so I can guilt trip guys to fuck me. Is it wrong? Yes but it’s the only way I can fuck guys
>>719439476With taste that bad, it would be immoral to try and stop him.
>>719439476Don't worry he will not do it after realising how much of dogshit game gta6 will be
>>719440484For me it was KH3, now it's KH4 lmao
>>719444671Don't tell hr because they all are sovlless fuck and make it more worseJust hangout with him and spend some time, if he still wanna commit suicide then no one can save him
>>719444671this guy likely wants to kill himself because of basedciety and you're going to go to HR about it? Nigga, you may be retarded. Truth is people are killing themselves more and more, you can't stop people from killing themselves by basedcietal means because basedciety is precisely why the kill themselves. Kinda sad, but this is what happens when you don't smoke your gangweed and initiate the gamer uprising
OP HERE. Okay so I’m not going to HR. I feel like I need to do something though. I’ve seen a couple suggestion I be friendly and monitor him . I’ve also seen a couple people say he’s attention seeking but he doesn’t seem like the type of guy to attention seek. I’ve worked with him for over a year and he’s always been so chill and laid back. I don’t know why this has me so hung up. I guess because I’ve never had someone tell me they’re suicidal before. I would feel like shit if he did kill himself because I feel like I could’ve stopped it. Fuck man
>>719450381tell him to stimulate his prostate aka root chakra while smoking weed. I'm not joking at all I'm being 100% serious. This will cure his depression
You just can't help someone that doesn't want to help themselves. I've been through depression and I like to think I was polite even if their advice wasn't helping me. I eventually got over my depression, or at least the episodes got shorter and length and occurred significantly less to the point that I don't even consider myself depressed at all any more. So then a (barely) friend on Steam wanted to use me as his personal therapist and so I talked about my experience with depression and how I got over it and he was just like "well it's nice that it all worked out for you but that doesn't help me"I mean this with all my heart, do it and do a fucking flip faggot.
>>719439476Someone willing to harm themselves would not think twice about harming someone else. You should absolutely take it as a serious threat to your safety.Same reason trannies need to be hated with extreme prejudice.
There's nothing I hate more than hearing a coworker trauma dump their gay boring life
>>719450381The hard truth is that if you consider him a friend, you should help him. If you don't, then don't get involved. I really advise you not to become someone's free personal therapist unless you're friends with them.
>>719439476murder him before he can be disappointed. its the only right thing to do
>>719441759>eyebagsCuteBut not dorky enough
>>719440449Considering how trash 4 and 5 were, it's a safe assumption that 6 will ALSO be shit.
>>719439476it's not a bad tactic.there is a decent chance you have to turn things around until then.the correct response is to say.>yeah same broand not think about it, if he kills himself then it is what he wanted and not for you to worry about.
>>719439476Based. A true gamer.
>>719439476im going to lose weight and have sex once and if its not the best thing in human history i will be killing myself, that simple
>>719452630why do you need to lose weight?just go see some high class hooker if you are going to kill yourself.either it is worth it and its fine, or the cost is irrelevant because you are dead.spend what money you have, who cares about if you get anything from it, have a good time on the way out or its worth it and it was worth any consequences as it literally has saved your life and changed your perspective on things.it isn't the best shit ever, so I know you will kill yourself afterwards if you aren't a coward.
>>719439476I was the same for Bannerlord.In a way, I did die
I wish I got the appeal of GTA so I could be as excited about it. The only time I enjoyed a GTA game was with SA back in the day, and all I did in it was kill pedestrians and drive around the map. IV put me to sleep when I tried to do the missions, and I never bothered with V since what I saw of it looked like more of them same.
>>719452630damn if those are the steaks make sure you jack off an hour before you have sex
>>719441759any good clips with her and mari or pippa?
>>719453731>steaks
>>719454242its a doggy dog world out there brother
>>719439476Cool,Try getting his stuff
>>719444671>Should I get involved?no>He seems to trust me because why would he tell me this?maybe he was just joking and you are taking it too seriously?>Would I be a faggot for getting involved?yes
>>719444320How kissless are you?
>>719441759oh my god dude
>>719452630Sex isn't anything interesting. Masturbation feels a lot better as a sensation. Sex is for intimacy which is not something you can get through casual sex or paid sex, you actually have to invest time and effort into a relationship (and it's not worth it at all, lmao).
>>719441759>/vt/rannyYou should go through with it.
>>719450381Just stop.If he does it again(tell you that he will commit suicide) tell him to knock it off.In the end if he commits suicide or not is beyond your control.
>>719444671DO NOT fucking tell HR lmao. They're the last ones who need to know about this. Keep an eye on him and check on him every few days if you're that worried he's gonna kill himself. If he outlines any plans to you then tell the police.
>>719439476I’d unironically laugh in his face because GTA sucks ass. >damn bro, couldn’t you at least be holding on for a good game?
>>719444671Dude he’s not serious. If someone goes around telling people they’re gonna kill themselves after a piece of media release they’re 99% not gonna actually kill themselvesThey might be a depressed sort but they’re no more at risk of suicide than most losers you meet. A lot of people just want a bit of attention and sympathy for their shitty lives. We’re all a bit like that. We just want people to know that we’re unhappy deep dow but he’s probably gonna play GTA VI and go “eh”
>>719450381nah it attention seeking.there is no reason to actually tell someone you want to commit suicide if you actually want to commit suicide.every person I have known who was suicidal, including myself, never told shit to people until afterwards. Including the people I have known who did commit suicide, didn't say anything to anyone.You only say it if you have some sort of condition where your suicidal ideation is intermittent, so during the more lucid periods you say something, or you are no longer suicidal.If you say you are suicidal, seriously, not as a joke, to someone, outside of the aforementioned, its attention seeking.
>>719455772I need a tomoko gf right fucking now
I'm safe for another 5 years
>>719440140It's actually insane that you think about it that one of the few fabrics that people are holding on to is their desire to play video game. Video games have to be pretty fucking good for people to want to keep living for the POTENTIAL of a future game despite being horribly depressed in the meantime. A consumer product, a video game, a toy. But video games are more than that, people will live and die for them it seems.
I once knew a guy I met at college who told me he was going to off himself. I had a conversation with him and he was having issues with this girl. I didnt know him too well, just a guy that had sort of been mingling around with one of the friend groups I was in, but it was just me and him this time loitering around campus and he threw at me. I told him I didn't think he should do it, but he just had this kind of calm demeanor about it, so I didn't really believe him. A few months later a friend of his who was a friend of mine told me he had done it. It was just a very strange interaction, I still think about it. His other friends knew as well, I wasn't the only person he told. Maybe they didn't believe him either as it almost seemed like he was joking.
>>719441759cute
>>719439476I'm 27 years old and a virgin and I want to kill myself but I don't have the balls for it. I just can't do it.
>>719458326don't worry, anon. i'm STD-free so where do you live?
I do not understand the normie hype for 6. What will it offer that 5 didn't already give us, besides a new map, graphics and playing as a whore? Shit sounds gay as hell
>>719455709
>>719444671it's so funny everyone telling you not to tell hr. They're right though, don't tell hr, that's insane lmao.
>>719440140>A lot of people have their 'suicide games'feels good to constantly come to this shithole and never have it change the inner core of my being
>>719439476I'm sorry you have to work among such destitute, lowly NPCs. Please work hard and better your situation!
>>719439476GTA is just Pokemonslop but for adults
My cycle is kinda like>cool game will come out in a year, gotta live until thenAnd this game just changes every time I reach it, right now its the lies of P sequel and maybe nioh 3, as well as RF6
>>719459192>Implying Pokemon isn't exclusively played by adults
>>719439476Your coworker is an attention whore and a faggot. Tell him to do a flip.
How gay do you have to be to commit suicide?
>>719444671>should i get a suicidal guy fired by telling HR he's unstableHoly fuck please be bait
Just curious, am I the only one that loses respect for people that treat suicide as a casual part of discussion to use for emphasis?I guess it's fine if you're doing it specifically with friends but otherwise it's fucking weird and attention whore shit
>>719440269>tan linesUhhhh *coughs nervously* hmmm
>>719439476Don't tell this retard that gta 6 is the kind of slop you could find on literally any other slop video game product There's nothing unique about itRockstar haven't made a good game since the 2000sAnyway, even if he's a faggot with a poor choice of games, he should actually find something fulfilling to do instead of waiting to consume a product
>>719439476yeah that's how life works for most people.you get through it by telling yourself there's something on the horizon to look forward to that makes it worth it.
why is suicide a bad thing again? what difference does it make whether you die tomorrow or 50 years from now?
>>719460616It isn't. You absolutely should do it.
Ninja Gaiden 4 is like the only game I'm slightly looking forward to and even that's iffy because Platinum is a shit studio.
I hope he blows up an Episcopolian church
>>719460662You first
>>719439476I hope its good for his sake
>>719441759you should donate to her so she can eat out at a restaurant tonight with her boyfriend on your dime
>>719439476what do people even get out of gta, those games seem lame as hell
>>719439476>>719440107>>719440140Not even trying to radicalize you poor fucks. But if you're that much of a hopeless fuck up that some shitty vidya is the only thing keeping you holding on and youre already checked out. Why not plan a grand finale to do something actually meaningful for the end of your life. There has to be some purpose you wanna give your existence than rotting in a meaningless life full of gay video games
>>719440140let me guess, persona 5 was so shit that you couldn't kill yourself, and now you're waiting for persona 6 to come out and be good so you can kill yourself properly
>>719460910if they already can’t find a purpose in life, some random dumbfuck on 4chan telling them to just find one probably isn’t going to enable them to do it
had two best friends in high school and recently got told that both of their dads killed themselvesthe world is really going to shit especially for men but society only cares for w*men and their retarded problems like how there is not enough chads around for them to date and take care of them even if they are single moms
>>719460792I hope it's either so good it restores hope for his life, or so bad that he realizes his life isn't as bad as the trainwreck he just played
>>719446002I enjoy busy work if it leads to a good reward, I don't enjoy it to just do it. Like I like factorio, but I don't get anything out of the process only the end goal of seeing it work well. In Viva Pinata, all I'm seemingly doing is planting flowers, and waiting for pinatas to come in. Like are the Pinatas the rewards? They don't seem to do much other than roam around and sometimes fuck so just having them to have them is not really motivating me here. If someone that loves the game wants to gush about it, by all means, do, because I can't wrap my head around how this is a cult classic.
>>719460841I'd rather shitpost on 4chin to spread awareness to her. I don't really care if its positive or negative, I just more people to know her.
sometimes I wonder if it’d be better if I could work up the nerve to check myself out but I’m to afraid to ever do it I’ve fucked everything and it’s too late to fix it. I don’t see the chance for any real joy in my life. Never find someone to be with, never have kids (though I’d probably just fuck them up too), never travel the world Just work my shit job so I can exist to work my shit job Video games
>>719461217why
Turnmybacktowhatsup
>>719440140>A lot of people have their 'suicide games'No they dont
>>719449394>>I can't kill myself until I can play my heckin high school simulator gme where i can relive high school and pretend to have a gfwhy are incel chuds like this?
how does everyone on here know someone who killed themselves or is suicidal themselvesit's like on /ck/ where EVERYONE was homeless once and eating trash food to survivewhere the fuck do you people live?
Maybe AAA normalnigs aren't so different from Deltatroon faggots putting off an heroeing for their retarded gay furry game (totally not me haha)
>>719441759>pickme Lumi from Phasecuckat least its not pippa. watch Tenma instead.
>>719444671>I talked to my sisterYou are fucking retarded.>she said I should tell HR at my job so they can get him some helpShe is fucking retarded as well.Here's what will happen and it's not my guess, it's 100% set in stone this sequence of events WILL play out>HR fires him>he gets forcefully admitted into mental hospital>there he is treated like shit, humiliated, possibly gets lightly beaten for couple of weeks and then thrown out>when he is out, he will have no job, no money to pay rent and thousands of dollars in debt due to medical bill>he kills himself before even getting to play GTA6
>>719440484Sonic 06. Thankfully I got a gf around the same time, who I'm still with, so I put suicide on hold.
>>719444671convince him to keep playing Online and not just singleplayer. That way he wont kill himself for over 10 years at least.
i remember seeing dozens of posts on /v/ with a sentiment like OP's coworker for MGS5. truly a tragicomic scenario. we got played like a damn fiddle from Ground Zero kino only to get blue balled to the worst degree in vidya history besides HL2 epi 2.
>>719439476>once he beats GTA 6 Here's the loophole. VI will have online mode, which will probably be better and ifferent than V. Try talking sense to him to continue playing ONLINE, and that you're actually planning to play it as well. You can progress together and so on. Online gaming saves lives. Trust me on that man. GTA VI is the only good thing in my life rn, it's so shitty. I love GTA games, and I have always loved it ever since childhood
>>719439476Why are normalniggers like this?
man white people really are not used to struggling in the slightest huh
>>719462659>>719462716>getting him to bankrupt himself on shark cards before suicideDEVILISH
>>719444671Dont do anything. GTA6 isnt coming out for another year.
>>719462825Why do you think one "HAS TO" spend money on some cards? I've been playing V online for over 5 years and I never spent a cent, still having fun with my crew. Stop this nonsense please.
>>719439476I hope he kills himself. Rockstar fans deserve the rope.
>>719463358You're jealous we enjoy the best games on hte market. Keep playing your irrelevant slop no one cares about lol. See you here next year once VI drops and it's all about GTA, cuckyboy.
>>719441867Miss Loombi Lemons
>>719451653She likes playing factorio. That dorky enough for you?
>>719463541
>>719463886U know its true faggot
>>719439476In early 2011 an Anon on /v/ said Skyrims iminent release was the only reason he hasn't killed himself.I wonder about him every now and then. He was my first thought when I realised the game was mediocre.
Why do you guys hate your coworkers? I like my coworkers and i also like my job, some spiteful people in this thread...
>>719464634can't picture a possible reality where your job sucks and your coworkers are assholes?guess you're just low iq.
>>719464874I can, but from my experience if you smile and are positive it will usually influence others
>>719441759she is fucking with a random guy right now, vtumor sister
>>719439476I made a deal with myself at 16 that I would stay alive until I hit 35, and if The Game hasn't come out by then, or The Game doesn't seem like it'll come out soon, then I would kms. Until then my only life goal is to make it through every day and once I hit my deadline I could consider myself to have succeeded in living a full life.If The Game comes out then I will simply play it until I die of natural causes
>>719462758blacks are the ones who love GTA
>>719439476ask him if you can have his stuff when he kills himself.like, REALLY keep making that joke.if the idea that someone else gets his shit when he dies bothers him enough, he likely wont go through with it, and if he does, hey free copy og GTA6.
>>719440484world of warcraft.i was REALLY into warcraft 3, used to play with a few friends, but they all stopped playing videogames around uni, so when WoW came out i was super excited and wanted them to join in, but they didn't so i thought i would just finish the game then KMS myself since uni was shit, my parents were dead and my GF left me for her job.but i played a load of wow, found some guildies, formed a community, found love, and redid my last year of uni thanks to the support of said guildies.then i went through with my suicide plans and im posting now as a ghost, you have 10 minutes to reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep.
>>719441759Actually worse than the fucking waifufags
>>719444671>I talked to my sister about it and she said I should tell HRI'm at this point in my life where if I ever ask a woman for any advice, is to do exactly the opposite of what she would say.
>>719440140I have "games I want to play before I die" but not every bucket list is a suicide note.
